Halloween Hellraiser 2000

Joey: Welcome everyone here on all Hallows Eve… We are here live in the Staples Center in LA… For HALLOWEEN HELLRAISER… I am the one and only Joey Styles… And along side here as always with RHINO… Here tonight in our main event… It will be the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels going on one on one with the UNDERTAKER… Also the Game Battles the Franchise … and Sid battles Big Sexy Kevin Nash…

Rhino: That’s Right Tonight The Monster Sid battles the Man who wants to be like Sid… In Kevin Nash…

Joey: Well its time to get started here for Hell Raiser as No Chance in Hell hits in the ring… It looks like The Commish is going to get things started…

(No Chance in Hell Plays in the Ring as Shane McMahon enters the arena…)

Shane: Tonight Kid… Its Going to be as SIMPLE AS 1….2….3…. So X-PUNK Put that in your pipe and smoke IT…

(X-Pac theme hits as XpAc Makes his way out…)

Joey:(Bell Sounds) Well here we go… Shane Hits a right to x-pac… Shane goes for another but pac blocks it… Pac knocks Shane down with a right… Shane back up but gets knocked down… Shane whips pac in the ropes… Goes for a clothesline… Pac Ducks… Shane off the rope … and gets taken down with a huge spin kick…Pac picks Mac up and slams him hard…

Rhino: The Kid is teaching the Commish whose boss…

Joey: Pac with a leg Drop… Cover…1….2.. and Shane kicks out… Shane gets whipped in to the corner hard and he falls right down to the mat… Pac whips him again and Mac is in some seriously pain…Mac trying to get back to his feet… But Pac just gives him a stiff kick to the head… Pac… Picks Mac up and Gives him a back breaker…Goes for a cover… 1….2… and Mac kicks out at 2 1/2… Pac picks Mac up… Kick to the mid section…Swinging Neck Breaker… Pac sends Mac in to the corner… Pac with a stiff kick to the mid section…and again and again … and hits a Spin Kick in to the head of Mac… Mac down in the corner… Pac does the Crotch Chop… Runs in… Going for Bronco Buster… MAC PUTS HIS FOOT UP… Shane firing back… Right Hand.. Right Hand… And another…

Rhino: The Kid Killer is on a Roll…

Joey: Mac sends Pac in to the ropes… POWERSLAM… 1….2….. and a Kick out… Shane gives Pac a Piledriver… Cover…1…..2…. and another kick out… Shane… Scoops Pac up … and Slams him down in the middle of the ring… It looks like he is going to finish Pac off… Shane to the top rope… He is setting up for a big elbow drop… HE MISSED HE MISSED… Pac MOVED OUT OF THE WAY… Shane Back up…. X-FACTOR… 1……….2………3…… X-PAC WINS….

Pa Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER X-Pac…

Joey: Shane Gave it his all you have to give him credit Rhino…

Rhino: You do… But Joey.. I still think he is a Golden Spoon Whining Bitch…

Joey: He might be but he showed that he has heart….Well with that match out of the way… Its Time for some Blood.. In terms of a Most Blood Match….

Rhino: Look at that… CREDIBLE AND CORINO HAVE BEEN KNOCKED OUT….

Joey: Who could have done it… But Look… They are both bleeding…. Will the official decide on the winner who ever is bleeding the most….Well the official is there along with medical personal… The Ref has made a ruling and is running to go tell the Pa Announcer..

Pa Announcer: Well the Referee has Ruled that it is too hard to determine who is giving up the most blood… The Referee has ruled this Match a DRAW…

Joey: Was that the Right Call… We will never know…. Well, its time to have someone kiss someone’s ass…

(Ass Man Music hits as Billy Gunn hits the ring…)(Oh You Didn’t Know hits as the Road Dogg Makes his way to the ring…)

Joey: Billy hits a right hand to Dogg … Dogg gives Billy one back … They are trading back and forth… Billy whips Dogg in … Dogg reverses it… Billy ducks clothesline and Billy nails a dropkick on Dogg….

Rhino: These two have a history together … and they know each others moves like a book… Since they were TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOORRRRRLLLLLD…

Joey: Dogg getting back up… Billy going for the fameasour… Dogg pushes him over … clothesline by Billy… Dogg is now up… Dogg with a left… Left… Left… Dogg doing some shake rattle and roll… But Billy block the right…. Billy clotheslines the Dogg to the ground…Billy hooks him up… And gives a hanging vertical suplex and down goes the Dogg…Billy now with a swinging neckbreaker…Dogg is in some pain… Billy with a snapmare … and hits him with a stick kick to the back… Billy lifts him up… Gorilla Press Slam…. He is holding him up there … and he just drops Jesse to the mat… Billy now whips Dogg in the ropes… Billy ducks his head… Dogg counters … and shoves Billy’s head to the ground…Dogg now lifts him up… Left … left … left … and he now connects with a right… Now he’s going for a shaky knee drop … and he connects…

Rhino: Road Doggy Dogg is getting in to a grove…Now Joey…

Joey: Dogg picks up Billy… Piledriver…. cover 1…..2…….Kick out… Billy comes off the ropes… Clothesline by Billy… And another one … and another one… Dropkick on Dogg… Billy hooks him under… JACKHAMMER… 1……..2………Kick out…. Billy going for the fameasour… Dogg reverses it… Dogg hooks up a pumphandle slam… Billy gets out… FAMEASSER… ITS OVER 1………2…….3….. Mr. Ass gets the Win…

Pa Announcer: Here is your winner MR. ASS….

Joey: Billy and Road Dogg…. are staring at one another… Dogg puts out his hand… They Both shake hands in a sign of respect for one another…

Rhino: But Joey… Road Dogg still has to kiss Mr. Ass’s Ass…

Joey: Rhino… I think these two are bigger than that… As they are walking out together…

Rhino: I hate when two men after they fight do a whole respect thing … it Makes ME SICK….

Joey: Wait one-second… That’s Shane McMahons Music… What is he doing back out here…

Rhino: I don’t know Joey… He has Already wrestled here today…

Joey: What does he have up his sleeve…

Shane: I know what you all are thinking… Why is Shane McMahon out here again… Well, it is to settle who TONIGHT will Receive the Television Title Shot against Spike Dudley… So Right Now… I would like for the EWA WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPION…. SPIKE DUDLEY… To Come on out here… So he can find out who will face him here tonight Right here in LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA…

Rhino: Who does Shane McMahon think he is.. Stilling a Mick Foley Cheap Pop Line…

(Highway to hell hits as Spike Dudley Makes his way to the ring…)

Shane: Spike… I have come to the decision since there are so many men who deserve a title shot… I have set up a special drawing and I have put all the names of the top contenders in to a bin… So if an official from the back can bring down the bin with the names I would highly appreciate it… (Official brings down the bin…) Well, lets find out who will face spike here tonight… (pulls name out of bin…) And Spike you will be facing SID VICIOUS…

Joey: Sid Gets The Shot…

Rhino: The man who doesn’t care about titles… Gets a Title Shot here tonight…

Spike: NO… No… Shane… Draw one more time… PLEASE… SHANE PLEASE…..

Shane: Spike…. I will pull out another name from the bin…. And this Time it is SID VICIOUS…

Joey: Sid is Pulled again… I Don’t Believe it…(Bottle of Rage starts up as Sid Walks out…)Here we go… Spike goes for a right… But it does faze Sid… Sid Lifts Spike up and slams him down hard on to the ground… Sid whips him in to the ropes… BIG BOOT… Sid puts him under… POWERBOMB… POWERBOMB… The Cover… 1….2….3…. SID IS THE NEW TV CHAMPION…

Pa Announcer: Here is your winner and NEW EWA TELEVISION CHAMPION…. SID VICIOUS…

Rhino: We finally have a respectable champion here in the EWA… And its someone everyone fears…

Joey: Well we have just received two announcements from the back… Since Sid is the new TV Champion and he is going to be a defending champion… Right Here tonight… Sid WILL defended his EWA TV Title Against Big Sexy Kevin Nash… Also the winner of that match will face the WINNER of the Hell in a Cell Match Later tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage… Also the second announcement is that due to flight problems… Chris Jericho will not be here tonight… So Raven… You got the night off… But its time to get back to the ring for more action…

(Lone Jobber’s Music hits as He and Gravedigger make they enter the arena…)

Joey: Its Time for an EXTREME TABLES MATCH… (Dudley Boyz Music hits but the dudleys do not enter the arena….)

Rhino: Have the Dudleys Chickened out…

Joey: Well the referee has told them to play the dudleys music again… But they are no where in site… Wait a second… Jobber and Gravedigger… Start going at it…

Rhino: I guess we are going to have an Extreme Tables Match after all…

Joey: Here we go… Jobber and Digger trading blows back and forth… Jobber pushes digger down… Digger Back up and pushes jobber down… Jobber With a Right Hand… Digger with a right hand… Digger catches jobber off guard and plants him with a DDT… Digger goes to the outside and he is bring in a table… Digger… Lays jobber on the table… Digger has a chair… He sets it up… Digger off the ropes… Leaps off the chair and goes for a leg drop but jobber rolled off the table and digger goes through the table… Jobber…Picks up Digger… DDT’s Him in to the canvas… Jobber has a Chair … and he Cracks the Skull of Digger.. and down goes digger… Jobber now goes to the outside for a table… He now sets that table up in the ring close to the turnbuckles…. Digger gets put on the table by Jobber… Jobber to the Top Rope… Going for an elbow drop… Digger moves and jobber goes through the table…

Rhino: Joey… I think they like putting themselves through tables not each other…

Joey: Digger Now has Jobber… Piledriver and jobber is down and out… Digger pushes the broken pieces of the tables out of the ring and heads to the outside for another table…This Time he brings in Two Tables in the ring… He sets them up next to each other … Jobber and digger are both on a table… THEY BOTH JUMPED BACKWARDS THROUGH The Tables…

Rhino:Thes two are nuts…

Joey: Your telling me… They are both out cold… The ref begins the count… 1……2…….3…..4….5….6….7…..8………9……………………10 … They both have been counted out…

Pa Announcer: The referee has counted both men down and out and declares this match up a NO CONTEST….

Rhino: These two men didn’t care about winning… All they wanted to do is go through tables…

Joey: Well Its time for the I Quit Match… Between Triple H and Shane Douglas… Wait a Second.. Isn’t that Shane Douglas… He is laid out… But there’s the game and he has a sledge hammer… I guess Triple H didn’t want to wait to get to the ring… The Game though is now dragging Douglas towards the ring for the match… The Ref calls for the match to begin… Triple H Lifts Douglas Up and Just Gives him a Stiff Right Hand to the Face … and sends Douglas down hard towards the mat… The Game whips Douglas in to the ropes and delivers a Jumping Knee to the face… Douglas is out and the game is just having fun in the ring… The Game lands a Knee to the face of the falling Douglas… Triple H Hooks him under and delivers the Pedigree… All Shane Has to do is Say I QUIT…

Rhino: He Cant Say it since he is out cold…

Joey: Well we don’t have to wait since the ref has just stopped the match…

Pa Announcer: The Referee has award the match to Triple H…

Joey: The Game gets the win here tonight…Well lets get to the ring for our SECOND TV Title Match…

(Wolfpac Music hits as Kevin Nash makes his way to the ring…)

Nash: BIG SEXY IS IN THE HOUSE…(Bottle of Rage Plays as Sid Enters the Arena and is announced as the NEW TV Champion…)

Joey: Well Here we go Rhino… A Powerbomb Match for the TV Title…

Rhino: These are two of the biggest men in this Sport and they both make a living with a Powerbomb… But Sid is the TRUE MASTER of that Move… Just ask the American Bad Ass…

Joey: Well these two men are staring in to each other… Nash goes for a right hand.. Sid blocks and delivers one of his own… Sid Hammering Nash back towards the ropes… Sid whips him in to the ropes and just sends him down hard to the mat with a clothesline… Sid picks Nash up and just sends him in to the corner… Nash reverses and Sid is now in the corner… Nash delivers an elbow to the face and again and again while Sid is in the corner… Sid is now being Choked by Nash with Nash’s Boot…. Nash whips Sid to the other corner … and charges in with a clothesline… He whips him back to the other side … and runs in with another clothesline…

Rhino: Nash looks to have the upper hand right now on the TV Champ Joey…

Joey: Nash now whips Sid in to the Ropes … and he delivers a Big boot and it takes Sid Down…Nash Picks up Sid and Delivers a Snake Eyes in the corner… Nash is in complete control… Nash Has Sid up CHOKESLAM…

Rhino: All that is left for Nash is to powerbomb the Big Man and he will walk out as the TV Champion… Nash is calling for the Powerbomb…

Joey: Nash puts him under… BACKBODY DROP… Sid gets out… Nash is down… Sid back to his feet… Right Hand to Nash… And another and a third… Sid whips Nash in to the ropes Big Boot…. Followed up by a CHokeslam…Sid is now trying to pick Nash up… Nash is fighting out… DDT by Sid… Nash is OUT… He puts Nash under…. POWERBOMB… ITS OVER…. SID RETAINS THE TITLE…

Pa Announcer: THE WINNER AND STILL EWA TV CHAMPION SID VICIOUS….

Joey: Well Guys and Girls… The Hell in a Cell is Lowering and it must mean that its Time for our Main Event… As Shawn Michaels battles the Undertaker for Shawn’s TV Title Shot…

Rhino: Joey… Like Good Old Jr Would Say… This when is going to be a Slobberknocker…

Joey:Well(American Bad Ass Plays as the Undertaker Rides down to the ring…)There he is folks its the UNDERTAKER…(HBK’s Theme Begins to play…)Where is Shawn… Is he going to miss this match… The Undertaker is Waiting in the ring for him…

Rhino: Wait a Second… THERE’S SHAWN… HE WAS UNDER THE RING…

Joey: Michaels from behind with a Chop Lock and he has taken out the knee of the American bad ass…

Rhino: Even though I cant stand Shawn as a Person… That’s Smart Strategy when you face a man twice your size…

Joey: Michaels now working on the knee of Undertaker… Michaels is just Driving Takers Knee right in the mat hard… Michaels Dragging the undertaker towards the ring post… Michaels has the undertaker leg and he just slams it against the post… And Again… That looks like it hurts… And Michaels does it for a third time and Taker is in some pain…Michaels has a steel chair… Taker moved his leg just in the knick of time there… But Michaels Back in the ring and he is still stomping at the knee of the undertaker… Michaels Now is going to apply the Figure Four… And he locks it in and the undertaker is Screaming in pain… Michaels Releases it and then tries to put it on again but taker sends him in to the corner.. Michaels trying to clip the knee but taker lifts his leg up and catches Michaels with a right hand … and another and knocks him down… Michaels up and gets knocked back down… Taker Catches him.. CHOKESLAM… But the undertaker is in to much pain to capitalize of the situation…Taker now whips Michaels in to the corner… Taker grabs Michaels arm and is beginning to walk the top rope…

Rhino: That’s Old School Style Joey…

Joey: Michaels Pushes the undertakers leg and Taker falls on the top Rope… SUPERKICK… Michaels hit a Superkick and sends the undertaker crashing to the floor… Michaels… now picks the undertaker up … and throws him back in to the ring… Goes for the Cover 1…..2….. and a kick out by the undertaker… Michaels cannot believe it… Michaels Goes to the top rope and connects with an elbow drop… Cover 1…..2… and another kick out… Michaels off the rope but gets caught with a HUGE big boot by the Undertaker… Taker now has Michaels up CHOKESLAM…. Michaels is hurt and the undertaker could win this thing… Taker is calling for the last ride… HE CONNECTS… Last Ride Powerbomb… Its All Over… Taker goes for the Cover 1……….2…….. Michaels Has his foot on the rope….

Rhino: I thought it was over…

Joey: Rhino so did everyone here… Taker cant believe it… Taker is going old school again and is setting up for the tombstone piledriver… He has Michaels up… Michaels gets out… SUPERKICK… SWEET CHIN MUSIC… Michaels goes for the pin… 1…..2………….3….. ITS OVER SHAWN REMAINS NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE TV TITLE…

Rhino: You here that music Joey… ITS SID…. SID IS BACK OUT HERE…

Joey: Why is Sid back out here… He has walked through the Door…. He and Michaels are FACE TO FACE… AND WHERE OUT OF TIME…. FOR RHINO IM JOEY…. We will SEE YOU AT CARNAGE… BUT WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN BETWEEN THESE TWO….

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