Tuesday Night Carnage 04-10-01
Mark:Hello and Welcome to TUESDAY NIGHT CARNAGE… Im Mark and of course you know my broadcast partner… Rhino…
Rhino:Its me Its Me… Its the Hot Dog Eating commentating machine…
Mark:Where did you come up with that…
Rhino:I have someone write my material…
Mark:Anyhow tonight… We will finally find out who will be crowned the NEW EWA Tag Team Champions…
Rhino:We started with 8 teams… Now we are down to 2… Tonight the Tag Team Champions will be crowned…
Mark:Also…
Rhino:Hold on a second… I received a package today…
Mark:From who…
Rhino:Purgatory…
Mark:What he send you…
Rhino:He said he forgot to leave something before he left…
Mark:What was that?
Rhino:The Tag Team Titles… Toys B. Purg have sent the belts and I have them with me tonight…
Mark:Well with that said… We will also see the EWA TELEVISION Title be put on the line in a handicap match… As TV Champion Whiplash teams with Buff Bagwell to go against the Lone Jobber… Also Tonight Triple H defends his FTW Title against The Undertaker…
Rhino:That Should be a slobberknocker…
Mark:You said it… But lets get to the ring with the opening match here at TUESDAY NIGHT CARNAGE…
Goldberg vs The Z
(The Z’s Theme hits as he makes his way out to the ring… Goldberg’s theme hits as he makes his way out)
Rhino:Will the Streak begin tonight???
Mark:(Bell Sounds) Well here we go… The Z delivers a couple of right hands… The Z whips him in to the ropes… Goldberg ducks the clothesline… Flying Shoulder block… And down goes The Z… Goldberg scoops him up and slams him down to the ground…
Rhino:The Z delivers a low blow to Goldberg…
Mark:Goldberg gets whip in again… Goldberg ducks…
Rhino:SPEAR… The Z has been speared…
Mark:He is setting him up…
Rhino:Looks like The Z is gonna be the first victim…
Mark:He has him up for the Jackhammer…
Rhino:The Z gets out…
Mark:Turns Goldberg around… Kick to the gut… Z. BOMB… Cover 1………..2…………3……..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE Z…
Rhino:The Streak has yet to begun here in the EWA…
Mark:We have been told that Brian Armstrong and Sean Waltman are not medically cleared to compete here tonight…
Rhino:Thats a darn shame… They are my favorite…
Mark:Hopefully they will be able to return to action very soon… Now lets head back to the ring for more action…
Crazed Fool vs Jerry Lawler
(“Royalty” hits as Jerry Lawler makes his way out… CF’s Theme hits as Crazed Fool runs to the ring…)
Rhino:We have the veteran vs the high flying luchador…
Mark:(Bell Sounds)The King nails a couple of right hands… And knocks Crazed Fool down to the ground… CF back up and the king knocks him down to the ground… CF back up again… The King whips him in to the ropes… Goes for a back body drop… CF lands on his feet and nails a dropkick… King back up and lands another drop kick…
Rhino:The King is taking a breather on the outside…
Mark:Crazed Fool with a rope flip to the outside on The King… CF connects with a springboard dropkick…
Rhino:The King doesn’t know were he is at right now…
Mark:Crazed Fool with a jumping DDT… Rolling Pin… 1………………….2………….. Kickout… CF whips the king in the rope… CF ducks his head…
Rhino:The King is going for the piledriver…
Mark:CF crawls through… Frankensteiner with a pin… 1…………..2………….3…….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CRAZED FOOL…
Mark:Lets get to the ring for more Body Slamming Action…
Rhino:Did you just Body Slamming Action…
Mark:I feel like IM back in the old time wrestling… Thats what they use to say…
Rhino:Wake up… It is the year 2001… Its not 1800…
Mark:Just lets get back to the ring…
Big Show vs Kane
(“ShowTime” hits as the Big Show makes his way out… “Hell” hits as Kane walks to the ring…)
Rhino:(Bell Sounds)Its the Battle of the big men…
Mark:You telling me… Big Show and Kane stare down one another… Kane delivers a couple of right hands… Along with a couple of throat thrusts that rock the Big Show… Show back near the ropes… Kane nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:That rocked Show…
Mark:Nails him again…
Rhino:Big Show is staggering near the ropes…
Mark:Kane with another clothesline and both men are on the outside… Kane whips Show in to the steps… Show reverses and Kane goes hard in to the steel steps… Show picks up Kane and throws him back in the ring…
Rhino:What strength by the Big Show…
Mark:Big Show with a head butt to Kane… Nice body slam on Kane by the Big Show… Goes for the cover 1…………..2…………Kickout by Kane… Show whips him in to the ropes… Big Boot…
Rhino:Show is going to the top rope…
Mark:Kane bumps the rope… Kane heads to the top rope… SUPERPLEX by Kane to the Big Show…
Rhino:The Ring actually moved… I cannot believe it…
Mark:Kane back to his feet…
Rhino:He is now going to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Clothesline on Big Show… Cover 1…………..2………………..3……… Kane gets the win…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner KANE…
Rhino:Its Shadow…
Mark:Out of No Where Shadow… Kane Turns Around… TERMINATOR…
Rhino:The Big Red Machine has been laid out by Shadow…
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Rhino:Lets get to the ring… Before he needs chap stick…
Mark:Just received a note from the back that the Mack Brothers vs Kevin Nash and Razor Ramon has been canceled as the Mack Brothers could not make it here tonight… So lets move on… Its Now time for the Hospital Match…
Hospital Match
Demon Child & Crazed Maniac vs Gravedigger & Shane McMahon
Rhino:Where are they…
Mark:I see Demon Child and Crazed Maniac… They look like they are waiting for Shane and Digger…
DC:Where are they…
CM:Im gonna go look for them…
Mark:Its Gravedigger… He is pounding away on CM… CM gets whip in to the wall…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is in the room with Demon Child…
Mark:Demon dont see him… Shane has got a metal trash can… He cracks it over Demon Child…
Rhino:Where did Grave Digger go…
Mark:Shane McMahon tackles Demon Child Down… and starts nailing him with rights and lefts…
Rhino:Theres Grave Digger… and he has got a stretcher…
Mark:Grave Digger slams CM on the stretcher…
Rhino:He is taking him for a ride down the hall… He makes a left and puts the brakes on…
Mark:Crazed Maniac goes flying in to the wall…
Rhino:Shane has got the bed pan…
Mark:Shane whacks Demon in the head… Gravedigger has a crutch… Breaks it across the back of Crazed Maniac…
Rhino:Shane delivers a shock to Demon Child…
Mark:Grave Digger uses an actual wrestling move… And thats DDT to Crazed Maniac…
Rhino:Demon Child and Crazed Maniac are getting beat up…
Mark:GraveDigger puts Crazed Maniac in a wheel chair…
Rhino:Their in the bathroom… NO… Crazed Maniac face is in the toilet…
Mark:Theres a Referee…
Ref:Match is over… Winners Shane McMahon and Gravedigger…
Rhino:Strange and Unusual Match to say the least…
Mark:Well Rhino… Its Time…
Rhino:For What?
Mark:The Tag Team Title Match…
EWA Tag Team Title Match
Rey Mysterio Jr. & Kidman vs Justin Credible & Rob Van Dam
(“Walk” hits as Rob Van Dam & Justin Credible walk out… Rey’s theme hits as Rey Mysterio & Kidman make their way out…)
Mark:(Bell Sounds)Here we go…
Rhino:Tonight we will Finally crown NEW Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Rey and RVD start things out… Rey delivers a couple of forearms to RVD… Rey whips RVD in to the ropes… Leap Frog by RVD… Rey goes for a drop kick… RVD holds the rope… Rey back up… RVD nails a spin kick… Rey up and he gets slammed down by RVD… RVD delivers a leg drop… Cover 1…………2….. Rey kicks out…
Rhino:RVD tags in Justin Credible…
Mark:Justin picks up Rey… Kick to the gut… Piledriver… Cover 1………..2……….Kickout…
Rhino:JC tags in RVD…
Mark:Justin whips Rey in to the rope… Double Flapjack… Spring board moonsault by RVD… Cover 1……………2……………..Kickout again… RVD picks Rey up… Going for a powerbomb… Rey reverses… Frankensteiner by Rey…
Rhino:Rey Jr. needs to make a tag…
Mark:He is almost there… RVD Stops him… Enziguri bu Rey Mysterio…
Rhino:Rey makes the tag…
Mark:Dropkick by Kidman to RVD… And to Justin Credible… Justin is on the outside… Kidman scoops up RVD and slams him to the ground…
Rhino:He looks like he is gonna try for the Shooting Star Press…
Mark:He misses…
Rhino:RVD tags in Justin Credible…
Mark:Credible nails rey off the rope… Justin sets up… THATS INCREDIBLE…
Rhino:RVD tagged in…
Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH… 1……………2………………….3………….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winners and NEW EWA Tag Team Champions Justin Credible & Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:Hold on a moment I got to do something(Gets up and heads to the ring…)
Mark:I guess Rhino has a presentation to do…
Rhino:Rob and Justin… Curtesy of Toys B. Purg… I present to you right now… Your Tag Team Championship Belts… So Ladies and Gentlemen I give to you… Your NEW Tag Team Champions… Rob Van Dam and Justin Credible…
Mark:They earned the belts and now they will have to defend them… Its time for more action…
Hardcore Handicap Television Title Match
Lone Jobber vs Whiplash(c) & Buff Bagwell
(Whiplash’s theme hits as Buff and Whiplash make their way out… Jobber’s theme hits as he walks to the ring…)
Mark:(Bell Sounds)Well here we go…
Rhino:Whiplash and Buff have to tag in and out right…
Mark:I believe so… Whiplash and Jobber start out… Jobber connects with a couple of right hands to Whiplash… Whiplash blocks a right and knocks Jobber down with a couple… Jobber up… But gets slammed down to the ground… Jobber picked up and slammed down by Whiplash… Whiplash drops the elbow…
Rhino:Whiplash tags in Buff…
Mark:They are both putting the boots to Jobber… Buff whips him in to the ropes… Back Body Drop… Buff with a nice snap suplex on Jobber… Buff throws Jobber over the top rope…
Rhino:Whiplash and Buff are posing to the crowd…
Mark:Jobber has a 2×4… Jobber clotheslines Buff… And Whiplash…
Rhino:Whiplash falls to the outside…
Mark:Jobber goes to the outside for more weapons…
Rhino:Lets see he has got a Chair… Broom… And a PS2…
Mark:Jobber cracks the broom over the back of Buff… Goes for the cover 1……..2………… Whiplash breaks it up… Whiplash has got the chair… And he nails Jobber… Jobber is now being hammered in the corner by Buff and Whiplash… Buff and Whiplash have him… Going for a double suplex… Jobber gets out… Flying Clothesline by Jobber…
Rhino:Whiplash and Buff are down…
Mark:Jobber has a chair… Buff up…
Rhino:Not anymore…
Mark:Buff is now on the outside… Jobber picks up Whiplash… THE GIMMICK…
Rhino:Its got to be over…
Mark:Hes climbing the turnbuckle… 720 SPLASH… Cover 1……………………2…………………………………3………………. We have a NEW Television Champion…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Television Champion Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Buff Daddy is Gone for a few events… And Jobber is once again a Champion…
Mark:One more match to go… And its for the FTW Championship…
FTW Title Match
Triple H(c) vs Undertaker
(“The Game” hits as Triple H walks to the ring… “Rollin” hits as the Undertaker rides to the ring…)
Mark(Bell Sounds)Triple H delivers a couple of right hands…
Rhino:No effect on the Dead Man…
Mark:HHH goes again… Taker blocks… Delivers a couple of his own that rock Triple H back in the ropes… Taker runs of the rope… Running DDT…
Rhino:The Game is backing out of the ring…
Mark:HHH rolls back in but slides back out…
Rhino:Get back in there you Chicken…
Mark:Taker goes out to get him… HHH rolls back in… Followed by the Taker… HHH delivers boots to the undertaker… HHH sends him in to the rope… Running high knee… HHH delivers a knee to the head of the Undertaker… The Game now with a side headlock… Taker pushes him in to the ropes… Shoulder Block and the game hits the canvas… The Game goes off the rope… Another stiff shoulder block…
Rhino:The Game needs to think of another strategy…
Mark:The Game slides under the legs… Clip to the back of the knee… The game stomps on the knee of the Undertaker…
Rhino:The Game locks in the figure four…
Mark:The Undertaker has got the rope…
Rhino:The Game is not letting go…
Mark:The Game breaks the hold… Taker gets whipped in to the ropes… Knee Buster…
Rhino:HHH is calling for the Pedigree…
Mark:Back Body Drop by the Undertaker… The Game runs at him again… Taker catches him… CHOKESLAM…
Rhino:Hes calling for the last ride…
Mark:Low Blow by HHH behind the refs back… HHH hooks it… Pedigree… Cover 1………………….2…………………..3…………
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and still FTW Champion Triple H…
Mark:What a night… But we are out of time…