Extreme Bowl 2002 (02-14-02)

Mark:Welcome everyone… To the site where this years Winter Olympics are being held…

Rhino:THE CANADIANS SHOULD HAVE WON…

Mark:Well that is true… But this is EXTREME BOWL 2002… Live From Salt Lake City… As you all know I am the man behind the microphone…I am Mark… Alongside… The Fan who hasnt won any gold… Rhino…

Rhino:HEY YES I HAVE… I won a gold medal in a pie eating contest before…

Mark:Well anyhow… Tonight our main event is the Extreme Bowl… Six Men will compete in the Triple Tier Cage… And the first one out will be the winner…

Rhino:I Hope ANYONE but Triple H wins… I am kinda sore from his attack…

Mark:Well its gonna be Triple H, Stone Cold Steve Austin… Diamond Dallas Page, Rob Van Dam… Lone Jobber and Defending Extreme Bowl Champion… Razor Ramon… Also tonight the eWa World Title will be on the line in a Steel Cage as Dragon puts it up against Jeff Jarrett… Also Justin Credible battles Dan Hollywood and The Rock in a ladder match for the eWa Championship…

Rhino:This should be a great night…

Mark:Yes it should… So lets start the night off right as we head to the ring…

Test vs Lance Storm vs Prodigy

Pa Announcer:The opening match at Extreme Bowl is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 287 Pounds… TEST…

(“TesT” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His Opponent… From Calgary, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 233 Pounds… LANCE STORM…

(“Storm” hits as He makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent…From Dallas, Texas… Weighing in at 374 Pounds… PRODIGY…

(Prodigy’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go…Storm and Test…

Rhino:The Canadians…

Mark:As I was saying Storm and Test go right after Prodigy… Prodigy is fighting both Storm and Test off with right hands for the moment… Prodigy scoops up Lance Storm and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:From behind a big boot to Prodigy by Test…

Mark:Test now is putting the boots to Prodigy… Lance Storm back up now…

Rhino:Storm and Test are double teaming Prodigy right now…

Mark:Test and Storm now hooking Prodigy for a double suplex…

Rhino:Prodigy is blocking it right now…

Mark:Prodigy double suplexs Test and Lance Storm…

Rhino:How in the hell did he do that…

Mark:Test is back up and Prodigy and Test are now going at one another… Prodigy sends him in to the ropes and nails him with a Samoan Drop… Cover 1…………….2……. Lance Storm breaks it up…

Rhino:Storm is trying to take down Prodigy with clotheslines… Not a smart move… Cause I dont think its gonna work…

Mark:Prodigy kicks him in the gut… CHOKESLAM by Prodigy on to Lance Storm…

Rhino:Did you hear that impact…

Mark:Prodigy now gives Test a big clothesline and sends him over the top rope and to the floor…

Rhino:Prodigy is now grabbing Lance Storm and bringing him up the turnbuckle…

Mark:PRODICAL SUN by Prodigy…Cover 1………….2……………3……..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… PRODIGY…

Rhino:Well Prodigy prove his point again here tonight…

Mark:Well now someone wont have a job… Or maybe two people wont have a job after this match…

Loser Leaves eWa Match
Jeremy Mack vs The Undertaker

Pa Announcer:This next match is a LOSERS LEAVES eWa MATCH… And it is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Houston, Texas… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… THE UNDERTAKER…

(“Rollin” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New York City… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… JEREMY MACK…

(Jeremy’s Theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Well these two men are about to lock it up in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Right now these two men must be thinking about if they will have a job or not…

Mark:Well as the bell sounds this match is under way…

(“Break it Down” hits over the PA System)

Rhino:NO…

Mark:Here come Triple H and Shawn Michaels and they are heading towards the ring…

Rhino:This isnt a good thing… Its a bad thing…

Mark:Michaels and Hunter nail The Undertaker and Jeremy Mack with chairs… Before giving them each a pedigree and a superkick…

Rhino:What in the hell do they want…

Mark:I guess they are about to tell us now…

HHH:Well first things first… By order of the eWa Commissioner Shane McMahon… Both Jeremy Mack and The Undertaker… ARE FIRED… Here tonight… Both men have blown any chances they have been given over the last few months… And now its time to say good bye… Now order number two… Myself and The Heartbreak Kid… Would like to come out here right now… And officially announce… That we have decide to give up the eWa Tag Team Title Belts…

Rhino:WHAT… Can they do that…

HHH:We have been contemplating this for awhile… And we thought that since we have done as much as we can with the belts… That we would let other people get a chance to shine with the glory… And thats why next event… There will be a Tag Team Match… For these straps… The two teams are yet to be determined… But two teams will get a shot at the Tag Team Gold…

(“Break it Down” hits as they leave the ring…)

Mark:Interesting situation to say the least…

Rhino:Yeah you can say that again…

Mark:Well lets get things under control… As we head back towards the ring…

Tables Match
Tazz vs Sabu vs Rhyno

Pa Announcer:This next match is a triple threat Table Match… The way to win is by throwing your opponent through a table… Introducing first… From The Red Hook Section of Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… TAZZ…

(“Survive” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SABU…

(Sabu’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… RHYNO…

(“Gore” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go…

Rhino:We have Three former ECW World Champions battling it out in this table match…

Mark:Well Tazz and Sabu start going at one another…

Rhino:The spark is still there between those two…

Mark:Tazz grabs Sabu by the neck and gives him a straight up T-Bone Tazz plex and it sends Sabu rolling to the outside… Rhyno now goes behind Tazz and drills him with a german suplex…

Rhino:Sabu is setting up some tables around the ring…

Mark:Rhyno hooks up Tazz and nails him with a snap suplex… Rhyno sends him off in to the corner and nails him with a big splash…

Rhino:He is waiting to gore Tazz…

Mark:From Behind a dropkick by Sabu…

Rhino:That caught Rhyno off guard…

Mark:Sabu sends him in to the corner… Sabu slides out and grabs a chair and now charges in with it… GORE… Rhyno gores Sabu…

Rhino:That came out of no where…

Mark:Tazz is choking out Rhyno now…

Rhino:No submissions in this match up…

Mark:Sabu slowly back up to his feet and now nails Tazz with a chair… Followed by a DDT on the chair…

Rhino:Sabu is pulling Tazz on to the table outside of the ring…

Mark:Sabu sets up one chair… Grabs another… ARABIAN FACEBUSTER through the table…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… SABU…

Rhino:Sabu pull this one out…

Mark:Well its time for our first title match… So lets go to the ring…

eWa Championship Ladder Match
Justin Credible(c) vs The Rock vs Dan Hollywood

Pa Announcer:This next match is set a ladder match and it is for the eWa Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… First… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK…

(“Cookin” hits as The Rock makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Hollywood, Ca… weighing in at 260 Pounds… DAN HOLLYWOOD…

(Dan’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Ozone Park, NY… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa Champion… JUSTIN CREDIBLE…

(“Snap your fingers, Snap your neck” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… The Rock and Dan Hollywood staring down one another… As Justin Credible just watches on in the corner…Dan and Rock begin to trade right hands back and forth…

Rhino:And just look at Justin Credible… Just watching it all happen… That Jackass…

Mark:Dan takes control of the Peoples Champion… Double Arm DDT by Dan Hollywood on to The Rock…

Rhino:Dan is now staring down the eWa Champion…

Mark:Dan now charges in at Justin Credible… Credible ducks the clothesline and is now nailing him with quick jabs to the face… Dropkick by Justin Credible to Dan Hollywood and that sent him over the top rope and to the floor…

Rhino:DDT by The Rock as Justin Credible turned around…

Mark:The Rock is now hammering away at Justin Credible as he nails him with right hands before sending him in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER by The Rock to Justin Credible…

Rhino:The Rock is laying the smackdown at the moment on the eWa Champion…

Mark:The Rock sends him and brings him back with a shortarm clothesline…

Rhino:Dan has got the ladder…

Mark:Dan nails The Rock with the ladder… Dan Hollywood now steps up the ladder in the corner… Dan charges in with a big splash… The Rock moves and Dan hits the ladder hard…

Rhino:Justin Credible is back up…

Mark:And The Rock throws him in to the ladder as well… The Rock now grabs The Ladder and clothesline Justin and Dan with it…

Rhino:The Rock is in control…

Mark:The Rock is showboating for the crowd and turns around and gets nailed with a superkick from Justin Credible… Credible nails the Rock in the gut with The Ladder… Justin nails Dan in the head with the ladder and sends him to the outside…

Rhino:That shot rocked the brain cells of Dan Hollywood…

Mark:Justin Credible sets up The Ladder and is now climbing up it…

Rhino:Justin is gonna retain the Gold…

Mark:The Rock is moving and is climbing up the Ladder…The Rock and Justin fighting on top of the Ladder… The Rock blocks a right hand… ROCK BOTTOM… Off the ladder and both men are down on the canvas…

Rhino:WOW… What a move by The Rock…

Mark:The Rock is slowly climbing The Ladder…

Rhino:Justin is getting up as well…

Mark:The Rock is almost there to get the belt…

Rhino:Dan just pushed the ladder…

Mark:The Rock grabbed the belt and is hanging on to it…

Rhino:All he has to do is drop…

Mark:And he does… We have a winner…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Champion… THE ROCK…

Rhino:WOW What Match…

Mark:Well the Cage is now surrounding the ring… So I guess its time for the eWa World Title Match…

eWa World Title Steel Cage Match
Dragon(c) vs Jeff Jarrett

Pa Announcer:This next match is a steel cage match…And it is for the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… The way to win is by either escaping the cage or by pinning your opponent… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Music City, USA… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… The Chosen One… JEFF JARRETT…

(“Chosen One” Hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:And his opponent… From Denver, Colorado… Weighing in at 333 Pounds… He is the eWa World Heavyweight Champion… DRAGON…

(Dragon’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Well here we go… Jeff Jarrett doesnt waste anytime going after Dragon…

Rhino:And why should he… He wants to be World Champion… He needs to go at him full force…

Mark:Jarrett hammering with Right Hands…The Chosen One kicks Dragon in the gut and gives him a swinging neck breaker… The Chosen One is control as he nails him with a flip over neckbreaker…

Rhino:Jarrett wants to be World Champion… So he has to do what he does best… And thats wrestle… He has to out wrestle the bigger dragon tonight… If he can do that… He has a good shot at winning the gold…

Mark:Jarrett sends Dragon in to the corner… Dragon moves out of the way of the clothesline… Dragon goes behind Jarrett and nails him with a pump handle slam…

Rhino:That just killed any momentium Jeff Jarrett was trying to build…

Mark:Dragon now is slowly setting up Jarrett on his shoulder and he drives him in to the mat with a running powerslam…

Rhino:God I wouldnt want to take that…

Mark:Dragon now picks up Jeff Jarrett… He hooks him and toses him over his head and right in to the cage…

Rhino:Man that has got to hurt…

Mark:Dragon now picks up the Chosen One and is about to throw him head first in to the steel cage… And he does…Dragon picks him up again and rams his head right back in to the steel cage…

Rhino:Dragon is proving right now why he is the eWa World Heavyweight Champion… As he is totally in control of Jeff Jarrett…

Mark:Dragon goes to do it again… Jarrett slides out and clips the knee of Dragon…

Rhino:Jarrett needs to take advantage right here and right now…

Mark:Jarrett is now working on the knee of Dragon… Jarrett now going for the figure four but gets pushed off right in to the corner… Dragon back up to his feet… Chokeslam by Dragon…

Rhino:Man Jarrett had to use this chance to get the win… But right now Dragon takes back the control…

Mark:Dragon now hooks him in a bear hug… And is trying to suck out all the life out of The Chosen One…Dragon turns the bear hug in to a belly to belly suplex… And he now covers The Chosen One… 1……………….2……… Kick out….

Rhino:Dragon can not believe it…

Mark:Dragon now goes for a big splash… Jarrett moves out of the way…

Rhino:If he landed on Jarrett it would have been over…

Mark:Jarrett now grabs Dragon by the head and rams him right in to the steel cage… Jarrett climbs up part of the cage and nails Dragon with a bulldog… Cover 1………………..2…… Dragon kicks out… Jarrett goes for a crossbody… Caught by Dragon and he nails him with a powerslam…

Rhino:Neither man can hold any type of momentum…

Mark:Dragon picks him up and is going to ram his head in to the steel… Jarrett slides out… THE STROKE… Jarrett nails him with The Stroke… Cover 1……………….2…………….3……..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa World Heavyweight Champion… JEFF JARRETT…

Rhino:Jarrett pulled this one out…

Mark:Yeah and its now time to find out who he will face… As its EXTREME BOWL TIME…

eWa Extreme Bowl 2002
Razor Ramon(c) vs Triple H vs Lone Jobber vs Steve Austin vs Diamond Dallas Page vs Rob Van Dam

Pa Announcer:Its now time for the main event of Extreme Bowl 2002… This is the EXTREME BOWL… Six Men will enter the Triple Tier Cage… The way to win is by exiting the top of the third cage… The Winner will recieve a shot at the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… Now introducing the particpants… First from Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game… TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent from Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN…

(“Venom” hits as Stone Cold makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE…

(“Its Me” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Kennewick, WA… Weighing in at 198 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…

(Jobber’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Battle Creek, Mi… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… ROB VAN DAM…

(“Walk” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 287 Pounds… The EXTRME BOWL 2001 Champion… RAZOR RAMON…

(“Razor” hits as he makes his way in to the cage…)

Mark:Well its showtime now…

Rhino:Its time to find out who Jeff Jarrett will face at the next eWa Event…

Mark:Who do you think is gonna win this one…

Rhino:ANYONE BUT TRIPLE H… I hate The Game…

Mark:Well we all know that there will be an alliance between Triple H and Rob Van Dam…

Rhino:Man thats a given… If no one doesnt know that… They are STUPID…

Mark:Man you are a little bit nasty tonight…

Rhino:Well I know… Its all because of Triple H… He pissed me off to much…

Mark:Well the bell has sounded and the Extreme Bowl 2002… Is under way… All six men are starting in the ring… And they have to make in to the third cage and the person to leave the third cage… Is gonna be the winner…

Rhino:Come on already… Lets do this…

Mark:Triple H and Lone Jobber are staring down one another… While RVD and DDP have a lock on each other…

Rhino:So that makes Stone Cold and Razor Ramon the other two men in this match up…

Mark:Triple H and Jobber are now off as they are trading right hands back and forth…

Rhino:The fist fight is on…

Mark:Razor just threw the toothpick right in the eye of the Rattlesnake… Austin now goes right after him with big right hands… Razor tries to block it… And does and is now firing back on Stone Cold…

Rhino:RVD just spinkicked DDP and sent him to the floor on the outside…

Mark:In the corner Triple H is hammering Lone Jobber with kicks to the gut…Triple H now driving the shoulder right in to Jobber…

Rhino:Stone Cold just clotheslined Razor Ramon… And almost took his head off…

Mark:Stone Cold turns Triple H around and is now nailing him with Right hands… Triple H is firing back on The Rattlesnake… Triple H kicks Stone Cold and nails him with a knee buster a clothesline…

Rhino:RVD is climbing up the side of the cage and nails DDP with a single leg drop kick off the cage…

Mark:Lone Jobber and Razor Ramon are battling on the outside and Lone Jobber sends Razor Ramon in to the steel cage and then gives him a drop kick…Stone Cold gets sent in to the ropes by Triple H… And nails him with a flying knee…

Rhino:RVD and Lone Jobber now going at it on the outside…

Mark:Triple H now goes to the outside and is bringing in the ladder to get to the next cage… From Behind DDP nails Triple H with a clothesline… DDP now putting the boots to The Game…

Rhino:Razor just rolled back in to the ring and is now climbing up the ladder Triple H set up…

Mark:Razor is in the second cage… Now and he is all alone… DDP throws Triple H over the top rope…

Rhino:Now DDP is heading up to the second cage…

Mark:Razor and DDP now trading blows back and forth in the second cage… Meanwhile on the outside RVD and Triple H are double teaming Lone Jobber…

Rhino:DIAMOND CUTTER by DDP on Razor and They both went through the cage door and fell right in to the ring…

Mark:RVD is now battling Stone Cold as Triple H throws Lone Jobber back in to the ring…

Rhino:Fireworks should errupt sooner or later…

Mark:Jobber gets nailed with a pulling piledriver… Triple H now climbing up to the second cage…

Rhino:RVD went for a spin kick… STUNNER on RVD… By Stone Cold…

Mark:Triple H is trying to get the third trap door open…

Rhino:Stone Cold is heading up now…

Mark:The Rattlesnake and Triple H are now going at it in the second cage… Stone Cold grabs Triple H and throws him right in to the side of the cage…

Rhino:The Rattlesnake means business tonight…

Mark:Lone Jobber is up in the second now as well…

Rhino:Its a three way brawl till we find a winner…

Mark:Jobber turns around The Rattlesnake… GIMMICK… Jobber has laid out out Stone Cold…

Rhino:The Game is back up…

Mark:PEDIGREE by Triple H and now Triple H is the only one standing…

Rhino:This is not good…Someone better stop him…

Mark:Triple H is now up on the third cage…

Rhino:And he is all alone… NOOOOOOOOOOOOO…

Mark:Stone Cold just grabbed the leg of Triple H…Austin and The Game now battling in the third cage…

Rhino:It looks like these are the two men that are going to win this thing…

Mark:Triple H with a knee buster…

Rhino:Triple H poses for the crowd… I hate him… Hes an asshole…

Mark:Stone Cold is up near the door… Running High knee by Triple H…

Rhino:BOTH MEN ARE OUT…

Mark:The Bell sounds…

Rhino:WHAT…

Mark:Who Won?

Rhino:WHAT?

Mark:Is it Stone Cold or Triple H… I have no idea… Triple H did a running knee and it knocked Austin out of the cage and Triple H went out at the same time as well…

Rhino:So who has won…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… TRIPLE H…

Rhino:WHAT…

Mark:The Game has won Extreme Bowl 2002…

Pa Announcer:And STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN…

Rhino:WHAT… Double Winners…

Mark:Stone Cold and Triple H are going on I guess to face Jeff Jarrett at the next event… THIS HAS BEEN EXTREME BOWL… We are out of time…

Rhino:WHAT!!!

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