Thursday Night Chaos 07-04-02

Mark:Welcome everyone to eWa Thursday Night Chaos… Im the voice of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… And I would like to welcome you to Thursday Night Chaos…

Rhino:Look at these pretty fireworks…

Mark:You cant set them off yet…

Rhino:I know… Im just lookin at them…

Mark:Well its the fourth of July… And everything is running wild… With the announcement of the new eWa World Heavyweight Champion… Psyko Boy William McConnell…

Rhino:Thats a huge story for everyone out there in the wrestling world…

Mark:But tonight on your Fourth of July… We are presenting to you all not just fireworks in the air… But fireworks in the ring as well… So with our featured matches… We begin our next set of things… As we get to the ring… To begin the festivites…

Sabu & New Jack vs Lenny & Lodi

Pa Announcer:Tonights opening match is set for one fall… Introducing first weighing in at a total combined weight of 434 pounds… The Team of Lenny & Lodi…

(L & L’s theme hits as they make their way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a total combined weight of 442 Pounds… SABU & NEW JACK…

(Sabu’s theme hits as they make their way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go in the steel city… New Jack starting it off with Lenny…

Rhino:This should be a strange and unusual match up…

Mark:You could be right on that one Rhino…

Rhino:I know im gonna be right…

Mark:Sabu just dropped kicked New Jack right in the back of the head…

Rhino:What in the hell is going on…

Mark:Lenny and Lodi are getting the hell out of the ring…

Rhino:They better…

Mark:Subway has run down and is now in the ring with a chair… Arabian FaceBuster by Sabu…

Rhino:He is setting up New Jack for something…

Mark:Triple Jump Moonsault by Sabu…

Rhino:Man o Man… What is going on…

Subway:HEY NEWJACK… AT TOTAL MADNESS… IT WILL BE YOU VS SABU… IN SEVEN MINUTES OF HELL…

Rhino:SEVEN MINUTES OF HELL…

Mark:What in the hell is that…

Rhino:I dont know… But I cant wait to see it…

Mark:Well lets get back to the ring for more action…

Winner Recieves eWa TV Title Shot
Triple H vs Hulk Hogan

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Tampa Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN…

(“Voodo Child” hits as Hulk Hogan makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game… TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” hits as Triple H makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go…

Rhino:As the old saying goes… Business is about to pick up…

Mark:Well Triple H just nailed Hollywood Hulk Hogan right in the jaw…

Rhino:Its HHH vs HHH…

Mark:Good one Rhino… But anyhow… Triple H just sent Hogan for the ride in to the ropes and takes down Hogan with a clothesline… The Game mounts over Hogan and is just drilling him with right hands…

Rhino:Triple H is just laying those fists in with fury…

Mark:Triple H now sends Hogan for the ride in to the ropes… Big High Knee by Triple H… Who goes for the quick cover 1……………………2…………… And Hogan kicks out….

Rhino:Hogan needs to pull something out soon…

Mark:Triple H now goes for the knee buster and connects on Hogan… Cover 1……………2……… Hogan kicks out…

Rhino:Hogan is hulking up now…

Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand… No effect…

Rhino:Told ya…

Mark:Triple H tells the ref to check the time…

Rhino:LOW BLOW…

Mark:Pulled a trick out of the nature boy Ric Flairs book… And now he nails the Pedigree on Hollywood Hulk Hogan… Cover 1……………….2…………………3………..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H…

Rhino:Triple H will now face who ever is the eWa TV Champ… After tonight… At some point in time…

Mark:Yes he will… Now lets head to the ring for more action…

Losers Leave eWa Match
Tazz & Lance Storm vs Edge & Tommy Dreamer

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… The Team of Tommy Dreamer & EDGE…

(Edge’s theme hits as they make their way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… The Team of LANCE STORM & TAZZ…

(Storm’s theme hits as they make their way to the ring…)

Mark:PSYKO BOY IS OUT…

Rhino:Hes carrying a steal chair as well…

Mark:Psyko Boy nails Edge with it…

Rhino:Storm & Tazz are heading for higher ground it seems like…

Mark:Psyko Boy nails Dreamer with the sexy boy kick…

(“No Chance” hits as Shane McMahon walks out on to the stage…)

Shane:IM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS… TOMMY DREAMER… EDGE… YOU TWO BOYS ARE FIRED… NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY RING…

(“No Chance” hits as Shane McMahon leaves the stage)

Mark:Shocker there…

Rhino:Not Really…

Mark:But since Psyko Boy William McConnell is in the ring…Lets get our next match started…

Winner gets a eWa World Title Shot
Kurt Angle vs Steve Austin

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… With Special Referee the NEW eWa World Heavyweight Champion… WILLIAM McCONNELL… Now introducing first… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… Stone Cold STEVE AUSTIN…

(“Glass Breaks” hits as Steve Austin makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Kurt Angle has just jumped the gun and is attacking Steve Austin…

Rhino:Angle just flew down to the ring…

Mark:Yes he did… Angle now hammering Stone Cold right in the back…

Rhino:Our Olympic Hero is just mauling Stone Cold…

Mark:Kurt Angle goes behind Stone Cold… German Suplex by Kurt Angle…

Rhino:Only a matter of time…

Mark:Kurt Angle now slowly picks up Stone Cold…

Rhino:William McConnell can only stand and watch what is going on…

Mark:ANGLE SLAM by Kurt Angle right in the middle of the ring…

Rhino:It is defenitly over…

Mark:Angle goes for the cover… Psyko Boy counts 1………………………. 2……………………..3……….

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… KURT ANGLE…

Rhino:Angle faces Psyko Boy… For the eWa World Title…

Mark:And right now these two men are face to face… In the ring….

Rhino:Something is going to explode…

(“No Chance” hits as Shane walks out on to the stage again…)

Shane:Just so the eWa is treated to a great fight… Just so that everyone gets what they want… And since im the only one… Who can control this damn company… As these officials now break you two apart… Because coming up at Total Madness… You two will be fighting… In a BARBED WIRE CAGE MATCH… Just so everyone can get exactly what they want…

Mark:Shane O Mac is taking charge of this company once again it seems like to me…

Rhino:Someone is now laying down law and order once again… Now is it a good thing… Or a bad thing…

Mark:Time will tell on that as we head back to the ring…

Booker T vs Justin Credible

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Ozone Park, New York… Weighing in at 222 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… JUSTIN CREDIBLE…

(“Snap your fingers Snap Your Neck” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Houston, Texas… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… Representing the Outkasts… BOOKER T…

(“Sucka” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… Thumb to the eye by Justin Credible… Who now side headlocks Booker T… Booker T pushes Justin Credible in to the ropes… Booker T leap frogs on Justin Credible… Justin comes back off again… Booker T drops down again…

Rhino:Justin Credible stops in his tracks…

Mark:Booker T back up… Justin Credible goes for the superkick… Caught by Booker T… Who now belly to back suplexs Justin Credible…

Rhino:Nice counter mover by Booker T…

Mark:Booker T goes for the cover 1………………..2…………….. Kickout by Justin Credible… Justin Credible gets whipped in to the ropes by Booker T… And a back body drop by Booker T… Who covers Justin Credible 1………………2………….. Kickout by Justin Credible…

Rhino:Booker T should just stay on Justin Credible…

Mark:Booker T sends Justin Credible in to the ropes again…

Rhino:Goes for the spin kick…

Mark:Justin moves out of the way… And Booker T is now hanging on the top rope… Superkick by Justin Credible…

Rhino:Taking control of the situation…

Mark:Covers Booker T 1……………..2……….. Kickout by Booker T… The Boots now by Justin Credible on to Booker T… Justin Credible snake eyes Booker T on the turnbuckle…

Rhino:And goes right back to the boots on to Booker T…

Mark:Quick cover by Justin Credible 1……………….2……………… Kickout again by Booker T…

Rhino:Justin Credible is building his momentum…

Mark:Justin Credible sends him in to the ropes… Ducks his head… Scissors Kick by Booker T…

Rhino:WOW that caught Justin Credible off guard…

Mark:Booker T with the cover 1…………………2……………. Kickout By Justin Credible…

Rhino:Close One There…

Mark:Booker T setting him up again for the scissors kicked… Countered… Justin scopes him up… THATS INCREDIBLE… Cover 1…………..2………….3……….

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JUSTIN CREDIBLE…

Rhino:Back and forth… These men went… DX though gets a little bit of revenge on the Outkasts in terms of Booker T…

Mark:They did just that… Which will now send us back down to the ring for more action…

Cannon Ball vs Jeremy Mack

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Moscow, Russia… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… CANNONBALL…

(“When Worlds Collide” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New York City… JEREMY MACK…

(Jeremy’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go…

Rhino:Cannonball wants to make his name known here in the eWa…

Mark:CannonBall starts off with a sideheadlock to Jeremy Mack… Cannonball flips him over and is still appling pressure to the head of Jeremy Mack… Cannonball lets go of the hold as he now picks up Jeremy and nails him with a big back breaker… Cover 1…………2……… Kickout by Jeremy Mack…

Rhino:CannonBall is slowly taking out Jeremy Mack…

Mark:CannonBall now whips him in to the far side ropes… Running clothesline by CannonBall… Another cover by CannonBall 1……………..2………… And Jeremy kicks out again…

Rhino:CannonBall sees this match up going his way…

Mark:CannonBall not going to waste anytime… As he sends him in to the turnbuckle… Running Clothesline… Tombstone Piledriver…

Rhino:He calls that the CannonBall Run…

Mark:What ever it is… He has just gone for the cover 1…………….2…………..3……..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CANNONBALL…

Rhino:Very Impressive Debut for Cannonball here in the eWa…

Mark:I would say that as well… Lets get to the ring now… For our eWa Championship Match…

eWa Championship Match
Chris Jericho(c) vs Rob Van Dam

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa CHAMPIONSHIP… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Battle Creek, Mi… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… ROB VAN DAM…

(“Walk” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Winnipeg, Ontario Canada… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing The Outkasts… The eWa Champion… Y2J…CHRIS JERICHO…

(“Break Down The Walls” hits as Y2J makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Jericho and Van Dam are locking eyes as the bell sounds in the ring…

Rhino:This should be one hell of a war…

Mark:RVD nails Y2J with forearm shots and it is backing up Y2J in to the ropes… RVD whips Jericho in to the ropes on the otherside… Reversal by Y2J and he now nails RVD with a flying forearm…

Rhino:Jericho is just following that up with boots to Mr. Pay Per View…

Mark:Jericho slams RVD and nails him with a quick elbow drop… And he lightly covers RVD 1………..2……… RVD kicks out… Jericho now chopping RVD in the corner now…

Rhino:Jericho can really lay in those chops…

Mark:Jericho now sends RVD in to the corner… Van Dam leaps up… Y2J goes hard in to the corner… Shoulder Trusts by RVD… RVD nails him with another shoulder thrust…

Rhino:And Now RVD is posing for the crowd…

Mark:Van Dam now forearms in the ropes… Whip by RVD… Jericho comes off and RVD nails him with a spin heel kick… Cover by RVD 1…………….2……… Kickout by Jericho…

Rhino:I knew that wasnt going to get Y2J…

Mark:Van Dam now capitalizing on the opportunity… As he nails Y2J with ROLLING THUNDER… Cover by Van Dam 1…………………2……………… Kickout by Jericho…

Rhino:RVD is just putting a hurtin on Jericho…

Mark:Van Dam slams Jericho by the corner… RVD up on the ropes… Goes for the split leg moonsault… Jericho gets his legs up…

Rhino:Jericho had that move scouted…

Mark:Jericho now applying the boots to RVD… RVD is slowly back up… Bulldog take down by Jericho…

Rhino:LIONSAULT… By JERICHO…

Mark:RVD MOVED… Van Dam just got out of the way of the move right in time…

Rhino:Both men are hurt though…

Mark:Van Dam up on the top rope…

Rhino:What is he going to do…

Mark:Leaping Side Kick… JERICHO moved… Rollup by Jericho 1………………….2……………………3……….

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Champion… CHRIS JERICHO…

Rhino:Jericho scouted a RVD Move… And was able to roll him up for the One Two Three…

Mark:Well its now time for the eWa X Championship to be decided… So lets get to the ring…

eWa X Championship Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Dustin Mayes

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa X Championship… Introducing first… The challenger… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… Big D… DUSTIN MAYES…

(Big D’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa X Champion… The Heartbreak Kid… SHAWN MICHAELS…

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Michaels and Big D face to face in the center of the ring… Michaels goes for a right hand… Blocked by Big D to start off this match… Dustin now nails Michaels with a couple of right hands…

Rhino:Those right hands are knocking the Heartbreak Kid back in to the ropes…

Mark:More Right hands by Big D… Who now whips HBK in to the ropes… Flying Crossbody by Big D… Cover 1……………………2………… Kickout…

Rhino:I liked the choice of move there… Great type of move to catch someone off guard with…

Mark:Big D with a stinging right jab… Followed by a scoop slam on HBK… Leg Drop follows that along with a cover by Dustin Mayes 1…………………2…………… And another kickout by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Old HBK needs to regroup…

Mark:He sure does… But right now Dustin Mayes takes down Michaels with a DDT and goes for another cover 1…………………2………….. Kickout again by Michaels…

Rhino:Dustin Mayes looks like he is in complete control of this match up… As he is now going to take a chance on the top rope…

Mark:Dustin Mayes goes for a missle dropkick… But Michaels moves out of the way just in time…

Rhino:Dustin Mayes took a chance and it backfired on him at this moment in time…

Mark:Shawn now is taking over this match up… As he is putting boots to Dustin Mayes… Shawn now sends him in to the ropes… Flying Back Elbow by Michaels… Cover 1………………2…………. Kickout this time by Dustin Mayes…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is going to have to pull out some tricks if he wants to get by Dustin Mayes…

Mark:Michaels now stomps right on the face of Big D… Shawn now scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Now Michaels is taking a chance on the top rope…

Mark:Double Axe Handle connects on to Big D… And a cover by The Heartbreak Kid 1……………2………. Kickout by Dustin Mayes…

Rhino:One person took a chance and it back fired… While the other took a chance and worked… Which leads to who has the experience in this match up…

Mark:Which is Shawn Michaels who now slams Big D back down to the canvas… Michaels grabs Big D by the legs…

Rhino:Could be slingshot time…

Mark:Big D grabs the leg of Michaels… And counters it in to a roll up 1………………………….2………………………… And Michaels barely kicks out…

Rhino:Close call there…

Mark:Michaels and Big D back up… Michaels goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Big D… BIG DROP… By Dustin Mayes…

Rhino:One of his trademark Moves right there…

Mark:Big D goes for the cover 1………………………… 2……………………………… .3.NO…. Michaels barely gets the shoulder up…

Rhino:His hand almost came down for the three… Just milliseconds away from winning this match up…

Mark:Big D calling for the V-DOM… Big D has Michaels up… Michaels slides off of him… Big D turns around… SUPERKICK by Michaels…

Rhino:Sweet Chin Music by HBK…

Mark:Michaels now covers Big D… 1………………..2……………………….3……..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa X Champion… SHAWN MICHAELS…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is lucky to leave here tonight with the eWa X Championship… As Big D had him down and out… Just about in this match up…

Mark:Well its time for our main event… Television Title Steel Cage Match… So lets get to the ring…

eWa Television Title Steel Cage Match
Blake Bennit vs Shawn Stasiak

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event… Is a STEEL CAGE MATCH… For the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… SHAWN “Meat” STASIAK…

(“Meat” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… A Member of the Outkasts… BLAKE “Sexy Boy” BENNIT…

(“Sexy Boy” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go…

Rhino:The Cage is locked now and both men… Are ready for a fight…

Mark:You can say that again…

Rhino:The Cage is locked now and both men… Are ready for a fight…

Mark:God your impossible… But anyhow Blake just nailed Shawn Stasiak with a right hand…

Rhino:Shawn just went for one of his own…

Mark:Ducked by Blake who nails him with a couple of more right hands… And now grabs Shawn by the head and sends him right in to the steel cage… Blake now takes him down with a bulldog…

Rhino:Blake is trying to get an early advantage on Shawn Stasiak…

Mark:Blake Bennit now grabs Stasiak and hooks him with a suplex… Cover by Blake 1…………………2………. Kickout by Shawn Stasiak…

Rhino:Blake is dominating… Stasiak…

Mark:Blake now picks him up and rams his back in to the steel cage… And again he drives him in to the steel cage…

Rhino:Seems like Blakes focus is the back of Shawn Stasiak…

Mark:Blake now climbing up the cage… And he drops a leg drop off the cage on to Shawn Stasiak… Another cover by Blake 1……………………2…………….. Kickout by Shawn Stasiak…

Rhino:Close call there…

Mark:Stasiak nails him with a low blow…

Rhino:Thats gonna stop him in his tracks…

Mark:Shawn Stasiak now sends Blake in to the ropes… Blake ducks the clothesline… SEXY BOY KICK… By Blake Bennit… A cover by Blake 1………………..2…………..3…………

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Television Champion… BLAKE BENNIT…

Rhino:Blake is our new TV Champion…

Mark:Yes he is… And we are now heading in to… TOTAL MADNESS… Goodnite everyone…

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