Extreme Bowl 2004

Mark:Welcome everyone to the Cow Palace… Welcome to Extreme Bowl 2004… We are here live for the next few hours providing you with tons of great EWA Action… I am Mark and I am alongside as always by my partner in crime Rhino…

Rhino:This is going to be one special night Mark… I can feel lit…

Mark:I agree with you… As our Main Event is the Extreme Bowl Match up… Where six men will enter the Triple Tier Cage and only one man will walk out of that match up the winner…

Rhino:You got Lone Jobber, Al Snow, Static Star, Raven, Chris Benoit and Razor Ramon all trying to win… Its going to be real interesting…

Mark:Also here tonight… We will see Triple H defend the eWa World Championship against Kane in a Falls Count Anywhere Match…

Rhino:That should a be a war right there…

Mark:Also John Stevens defends his eWa Television Championship against Subway… Plus alot more…

Rhino:Its going to a very interesting night…

Mark:Lets not waste anytime and lets get to the ring for our opening match up…

FTW Championship Tournament Round 1
Prodigy vs Demon Child

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… And is first round FTW Championship Tournament Match Up… Introducing first… From Dallas, Tx… Weighing in at 374 Pounds… PRODIGY…

(“Are you Ready for this” plays as Prodigy enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Seattle, Wa… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…

(“Darkness” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Demon Child gets right up in the face of Prodigy…

Rhino:Demon Child looks to be very aggressive as he is getting in the face of Prodigy…

Mark:Demon Child slaps Prodigy in the face…

Rhino:Disrespect by Demon Child…

Mark:Prodigy slaps Demon Child right back in the face… And Prodigy nails Demon Child with a couple of jabs… As he whips Demon Child off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop by Prodigy…

Rhino:He just crushed the insides of Demon Child right there with that move…

Mark:Prodigy comes off the ropes and drives a big splash right on to Demon Child… And Prodigy goes right in to a cover 1…………………………………….2…………………….. Demon Child gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Demon Child is hurting right now…

Mark:Prodigy is just stomping away at Demon Child… Those puts are just crushing shots in the back of Demon Child…

Rhino:Demon Child gets back up on his feet…

Mark:But he got sent right in to the ropes… Big Time Spinebuster by Prodigy… Prodigy just drove him straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:That has got to suck the air right out of Demon Child…

Mark:Prodigy is in control of this match up… As he goes for another cover 1……………………………..2………………………… Demon Child gets his shoulder up again…

Rhino:Things are not looking good for Demon Child…

Mark:Demon Child is pulling himself up to his feet…

Rhino:Demon Child is in the corner…

Mark:Prodigy charges right in to Demon Child… But Demon Child moves and Prodigy charges hard right in to the corner…

Rhino:He was full speed ahead and Demon Child moved right out of the way… And now this is Demon Child’s chance to get back in to this contest…

Mark:Demon Child with a swinging neckbreaker to Prodigy…

Rhino:Demon Child is up on the middle rope…

Mark:Leg Drop by Demon Child and he connects on Prodigy… As now Demon Child goes for a cover 1………………………………………2…………………………………. Prodigy gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Demon Child is starting to make his move…

Mark:Prodigy is back up on his feet… Demon Child with a kick in to the midsection… DDT by Demon Child… As he goes for another quick cover 1……………………………2………….. Kickout again by Prodigy…

Rhino:Demon Child is on a little bit of roll right now…

Mark:Demon Child whips Prodigy in to the ropes… Prodigy reverses Demon Child in to the ropes… Flap Jack by Prodigy driving Demon Child back down to the canvas…

Rhino:Demon Child is hurting…

Mark:Prodigy now whips Demon Child in to the corner… Charging Clothesline by Prodigy… And he has Demon Child staggering…

Rhino:Prodigy puts Demon Child up on to the top rope…

Mark:PRODICAL SUN by Prodigy…Demon Child is out… Cover by Prodigy 1…………………………..2…………………………………3…… Its Over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PRODIGY…

Rhino:Prodigy now moves on the FTW Championship Tournament… And he will face Johnny Legion in the next round…

Mark:Its a big win for Prodigy here tonight… As we now gets set for the next match up…

Scott Steiner vs Hulk Hogan

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Detroit, Mi… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… SCOTT STEINER…

(“Holla if ya Hear Me” plays as Scott Steiner enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Venice Beach, Ca… Weighing in at 302 Pounds… HULK HOGAN…

(“Real American” plays as Hulk Hogan enters the ring…)

Mark:This match up isnt going to be a high flying, fast pace match up…

Rhino:If it is… I would be shocked… I expect a lot of power moves from both men…

Mark:Hogan and Steiner walk up to each other in the center of the ring…

Rhino:They are both flexing their muscles at the other one…

Mark:Steiner wants a test of strength with Hogan…

Rhino:This should be very interesting to say the least…

Mark:Steiner and Hogan trying to find out which one is the stronger one… As Hogan now is gaining the uppper hand on this test of strength…

Rhino:Steiner breaks out of it and backs up… Before Hogan can really drive him down to the canvas…

Mark:Hulk Hogan once again flexing his muscles… And Scott Steiner is getting a little ticked off at it…

Rhino:If I were in Steiner’s position I would be ticked too…

Mark:Scott Steiner wants to test his strength again with Hogan…

Rhino:Will he learn from the first time…

Mark:Steiner puts his arm up… Hogan goes in… But gets kicked in to the midsecton by Steiner… As Steiner scores with a couple of right hands to Hogan…

Rhino:That was a cheap tatic by Steiner… But it was effective…

Mark:Scott Steiner whips Hogan in to the ropes… Steinerline which takes Hogan right off of his feet…

Rhino:Now Scott Steiner is taunting Hulk Hogan… Both men have huge egos as we can see already…

Mark:I agree that they both have huge egos… Hogan gets back up… As Steiner takes him down again with another steinerline…

Rhino:Scott Steiner is just showing off now…

Mark:Hogan gets back up again and he gets slammed right back down by Big Poppa Pump…

Rhino:Look at Steiner kiss that freakish muscle…

Mark:Elbow Drop by Steiner… Cover 1……………. Steiner gets off and goes right in to pushups…

Rhino:Vintage Scott Steiner right there…

Mark:The Genetic Freak is having his way with Hulk Hogan right now… As Scott Steiner stomps Hogan right in the back…

Rhino:I wouldnt want to be in Hulk Hogan’s shoes right now…

Mark:Scott Steiner picks up Hogan… Belly to Belly Suplex by Steiner… As this time he goes for a real cover 1…………………………………2………………………. Hogan gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:The fans are getting in to it with Scott Steiner… And Steiner is yelling right back at them…

Mark:Steiner now with right hands to Hogan as he sends him in to the ropes… Steinerline again knocking Hulk Hogan right back down to the canvas…

Rhino:How much more can Hulk Hogan take?

Mark:Hogan got right back up…

Rhino:What? Steiner cant believe it…

Mark:Hogan blocks the right hands of Scott Steiner…

Rhino:Oh No… Hes Hulking up…

Mark:Hogan with a couple of big right hands to Scott Steiner… As he sends him off in to the ropes… Big Boot by the Hulkster…

Rhino:Hogan is feeling it right now… As Steiner is back up…

Mark:Hulk Hogan now sends Scott Steiner in to the corner… Hogan charges… But Steiner gets the boot up…

Rhino:Steiner is up on the second rope…

Mark:Double Axe Handle blocked by Hogan… Who nails Steiner with a couple of more right hands…

Rhino:Steiner ducks the clothesline from Hogan…

Mark:Belly to Belly Suplex and Hogan got sent half way across the ring by Scott Steiner…

Rhino:Steiner hit a big time move right there…

Mark:Steiner goes for another cover 1………………………………2……………….. Hogan gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Right now Hulk Hogan is in some trouble… As Scott Steiner has taken over this match up again…

Mark:Scott Steiner now picks up Hogan and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Scott Steiner is mocking Hulk Hogan as he is doing the Hogan taunts…

Mark:Steiner comes off the ropes… Leg Drop misses by Steiner as Hogan rolled out of the way…

Rhino:That backfire for Scott Steiner…

Mark:Hulk Hogan now with right hands to Steiner again… Knocking him back in to the ropes…

Rhino:Big Boot Time…

Mark:Hogan sends Steiner off… Big Boot as he took his head off with that shot…

Rhino:Only one thing left to do for Hogan…

Mark:LEG DROP MISSES! Scott Steiner rolled out of the way of the Hogan Leg Drop…

Rhino:Steiner needs to take advantage…

Mark:Steiner hooks him up from behind… Steiner Drop… Scott Steiner with a cover 1…………………….2……………………………..3………. Its Over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SCOTT STEINER…

Rhino:Big win for Scott Steiner here tonight…

Mark:Yes it was… It was huge win tonight… Hogan tried to pull it out… But Steiner somehow pulled it off… We are now set for the Highlight Reel…

Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel

(“Break the Walls Down” hits the PA system and boos flood the arena immediately, Jericho comes out and struts his way down the aisle up into the ring onto his highlight reel set, mic in hand, ready to go)

Chris Jericho: Ladies and Gents, Assclowns and Jackasses….WELCOME TO….CHRIS JERICHO’S….HIGHLIGHT REEL!!!….(Crowd Boos)…where you can be entertained…..all in one….by the one man who you paid to see……ME….the king of bling bling….the ayatollah of Rock…N Rolla….and most importantly….the Majestic KING! of the world…(Crowd Boos)….So let’s get started here juniors…..are you all ready to find out who the special guest tonight is?!….(Crowd Cheers)….Tonight’s special guest is none other than……MEEE!!!….(Crowd Boos)….That’s right, tonight is a special night and no one is more special than the ayatollah of Rock N Rolla…

(Crowd Boos loudly and starts ‘ASSHOLE’ chants all across the arena)

Chris Jericho: You see earlier this week I was confronted with a challenge from a man…who continues to hang on my shadow and annoy the living hell….out of me….that man….being one elderly Shawn Michaels…(Crowd Cheers)….Yes Shawn….you continue to hunt me….you continue to stay in my face…..and now you want a tag-team match with me and The Undertaker….(Crowd Boos)….versus you and Kevin Nash….(Crowd Cheers)…..Well ladies and gents…..what do you think….should I take up the challenge?…..(Crowd Cheers)…..I’ll tell you what……..NOOOOOOO TOO BAD!!….(Crowd Boos)….You see Shawn….I don’t HAVE to accept your little challenge…simply because….you and I are now through……Last week we had a pact……to get to me…you’d have to beat The Undertaker….and you Shawn…DID…..NOT….DO THAT!!…..YOU DIDN’T BEAT THE UNDERTAKER….AND YOU AREN’T GONNA GET YOUR LITTLE HANDS ON PRECIOUS O’ ME!!…..(Crowd Boos)…

(Crowd Boos yet again and starts up now ‘Y-2-J-SUCKS!’ chants all around)

Chris Jericho: Ohhh I certainly do not suck….Shawn Michaels is the one that sucks….choking on his opportunity to get a shot at revenge…..Don’t blame ya Shawn….everyone wants to get their hands on the King of Bling Bling…..Just I ain’t lettin’ ya…..move aside old man…..This King’s got bigger fish to fry……and that’s all I gotta say tonight, JACK!…..

(Jericho tosses the mic down and begins to leave the ring…All of a sudden, Someone from the crowd jumps the guardrail and enters the ring…)

Rhino:Who is in the ring?

Mark:Its SHAWN MICHAELS… Michaels spins Jericho around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! TO CHRIS JERICHO…

Rhino:Jericho was not expecting that at all… But why would he back out of the challenge again…

Mark:I have no idea…

HBK:Chris Jericho, I knew you would be a coward… I knew you would try to back out of this match up… So what you see here is a contract… That has been signed by the eWa Commissioner Shane McMahon… And what this contract reads is this… That at Tuesday Night Carnage on February 24, 2004… It will be Shawn Michaels and Kevin Nash vs Chris Jericho and The Undertaker… And if you decide to not show up Chris Jericho, you will be SUSPENDED… So Jericho… The choice is up to you…

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels leaves the ring…)

Rhino:Chris Jericho has a choice to make…

Mark:When Chris Jericho wakes up… He is going to have some decisions to make… We have to get back to the ring now for our next match…

Mick Foley vs Amazing Red

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 145 Pounds… AMAZING RED…

(Amazing Red’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Long Island… Weighing in at 287 Pounds… DUDE LOVE…

(“Dude Shack” plays as Dude Love enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go…

Rhino:This is going to be a challenge for Amazing Red… He is out weighed in this match up…

Mark:He is always at a disadvantage…

Rhino:That is true… Also here tonight we see one of the three faces of Mick Foley… And tonight it is Dude Love…

Mark:Dude Love nails Amazing Red with right hands… As Dude Love knocks him back in to the corner… Dude Love whips Amazing Red hard in to the corner…

Rhino:Amazing Red got sent real hard in to the corner…

Mark:Red comes out of the corner and Dude Love nails him with a big time back body drop…

Rhino:He went for one hell of a ride right there…

Mark:Amazing Red is back up on his feet as Dude Love nails him with a couple of right hands… As he whips him in to the ropes… Dude with a flap jack… But Amazing Red counters right in to a head scissors taking Dude Love off of his feet…

Rhino:Dude Love staggers back up…

Mark:Amazing Red with a spin heel kick and he caught Dude Love right in the face with that shot…

Rhino:He caught him right in the jaw…

Mark:Amazing Red springs up on to the top rope…

Rhino:Dude Love is back up…

Mark:Missle Dropkick connects on to Dude Love… Amazing Red goes for a cover 1………………………………..2………………………………. Dude Love gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Dude Love is hurting right now…

Mark:Amazing Red goes on to the apron… Springboard off the ropes… Crossbody but Dude Love catches Red… And nails him with a powerslam…

Rhino:That has stopped the momentum of Amazing Red…

Mark:Dude Love goes for another cover 1………………………………2……………… Amazing Red gets his shoulder up again…

Rhino:Amazing Red is pulling himself back up…

Mark:Dude Love with right hands… And Dude Love takes Amazing Red down with a clothesline…

Rhino:Dude Love is calling for it… It could be time for some Sweet Shin Music…

Mark:Dude Love connects with a Sweet Shin Music… Double Arm DDT… NO… Amazing Red with shots to the ribs of Dude Love…

Rhino:Amazing Red making a comeback…

Mark:Amazing Red whips Dude Love in to the ropes… Drop toe hold in to the ropes…

Rhino:Get the Cell Phone ready… Its time to Dial it up for a 718…

Mark:718 CONNECTS…

Rhino:He just knocked Dude Love out…

Mark:Amazing Red is on the top rope… RED STAR PRESS! Cover 1……………………………2…………………….3…… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… AMAZING RED…

Rhino:A big win for Amazing Red here tonight over the Hardcore Legend and one half of the eWa Tag Team Champions…

Mark:We have more action to get to… So lets head back to the ring for our next match…

Bret Hart vs Johnny Legion

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Calgary, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… BRET “HITMAN” HART…

(“Hart Attack” plays as Bret Hart enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Bronx… Weighing in tonight at 298 Pounds… JOHNNY LEGION…

(“Bite To Break” plays as Johnny Legion enters the arena…)

Rhino:Mark…

Mark:Yeah Rhino…

Rhino:I have a feeling this is going to be one hell of a classic wrestling match up…

Mark:I would agree with you 110 percent… And I don’t agree with you many times…

Rhino:I know you don’t… But I am glad you do here…

Mark:Collar and Elbow tie up in the center of the ring… Bret Hart locks in a side head lock on Johnny Legion… As The Hitman grinds the headlock in on Legion…

Rhino:Johnny is going to need to use his weight and power advantage here tonight if he wants to beat the technically sound Bret Hart…

Mark:Bret Hart greco roman throws Johnny Legion over and to mat… As he continues to grind away with the side headlock on Johnny Legion…

Rhino:Legion is trying his best to break up the headlock…

Mark:Legion using his elbows and trying get back up somewhat… As he now upright but the headlock is still locked in…

Rhino:Bret Hart knows how to work this hold and he is doing his best at it right now as Legion is still trying to find away to break it…

Mark:Legion now using his elbows to nail Bret right in the jaw and that’s what he is doing right now… As he just hammering The Hitman in the jaw to break up this headlock…

Rhino:And he was able to do it… As Bret has broken the hold now…

Mark:Legion with a couple of forearm shots to Bret now…As he sends him in to the ropes… Bret reverses and nails Legion with a hip toss as he came off the ropes… Legion gets back up and The Hitman takes him back down to the canvas with an arm drag…

Rhino:So far here in the early going Bret Hart has been out wrestling Johnny Legion…

Mark:And you could have thought that from the beginning as Bret Hart is one of the better pure wrestlers in this business today and of all time…

Rhino:I will agree with you on that one…

Mark:The Excellence of Execution has an armbar locked on Legion… As Legion once again is trying to find a way to get back up to a vertical base…

Rhino:Legion is able now to get back up to his feet…

Mark:Legion sends Bret Hart in to the ropes… Bret comes off the farside and gets nailed with a shoulder block from Johnny Legion…

Rhino:That’s the power advantage Johnny Legion has over Bret as he was able to knock him straight down to the canvas…

Mark:Legion now picks up Bret Hart and hooks him up for a vertical suplex…

Rhino:Legion is letting the blood rush in to the head of Bret Hart…Which is a smart thing to do if I were Johnny Legion…

Mark:Johnny Legion drops Bret straight down to the canvas with that vertical suplex…

Rhino:Right now I have to say Johnny Legion has taken over this match up…

Mark:Johnny Legion whips Bret in to the ropes now and nails him with a big time powerslam… As Legion quickly goes for a cover 1………………………………..2……………… Bret Hart gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was nice powerslam from Johnny Legion…

Mark:Legion now picks up Bret Hart and nails him with a back breaker… As he drove his knee right in to the lower back of Bret Hart…

Rhino:You can see some pain in the face of Bret Hart after that back breaker…

Mark:Legion goes for another cover 1………………………..2…………………….The Hitman is able to get his shoulder up again…

Rhino:Johnny Legion goes right back to working on the back of Bret Hart…

Mark:Legion drives his knee right in to the small of the back of Bret Hart…

Rhino:Legion is just trying to wear down Bret Hart…

Mark:Bret Hart is back up on his feet… Legion though picks him right back up and nails him with another backbreaker…

Rhino:The Hitman is in some trouble right now…

Mark:Johnny Legion goes for another cover 1………………………………………….2………………………. Bret Hart gets his shoulder up one more time…

Rhino:Bret Hart is continuing to fight off the pain…

Mark:Johnny Legion takes his time… As he sends Bret Hart hard in to the corner…

Rhino:Legion is about to charge right in to Bret Hart…

Mark:Legion charges… But The Hitman gets his boot up and nails Legion right in the face as he charged in…

Rhino:Bret Hart just took out the leg of Johnny Legion…

Mark:Smart move by Bret Hart… Legion had his back turned and Bret Hart has taken an advantage…

Rhino:Bret Hart right away drags Johnny Legion right towards the corner right post…

Mark:Bret Hart now on the outside…

Rhino:Uh Oh…This is not good for Johnny Legion…

Mark:Bret Hart with a figure four leg lock around the ring post…

Rhino:This hold is illegal… And Bret has until the count of five to break up the hold…

Mark:Bret break up the hold… But the damage has already been done to Johnny Legion…

Rhino:Legion is in some pain inside the ring…

Mark:Bret is now working on the leg of Johnny Legion as he has it on the middle rope… Bret drives his weight right on the leg of Johnny Legion…

Rhino:It looks to me that Bret is setting up for the sharpshooter…

Mark:This is not a good situation for Johnny Legion right now…

Rhino:No it isn’t…

Mark:Bret Hart pulls Legion in to the middle of the ring… SHARPSHOOTER IS LOCKED IN…

Rhino:Johnny Legion is screaming in pain…

Mark:Legion is trying his best to make it to the ropes…

Rhino:I don’t think he will be able to make it Mark…

Mark:Then will he tap out?

Rhino:I think he might if he cant get to the ropes…

Mark:Johnny Legion somehow makes it to the ropes though… And Bret Hart has to break up the hold…

Rhino:Johnny Legion is holding on to his left leg… As that is the leg that is giving him the most problems right now…

Mark:Bret Hart has Legion back up… A couple of right hands by Bret Hart… As he whips Legion in to the ropes… Legion ducks the clothesline… Comes back off… Double clothesline…

Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas right now… Neither man is in a good situation…

Mark:Johnny Legion and Bret Hart are trying now to make it back up to their feet…

Rhino:This has been a pretty evenly matched match up here tonight…

Mark:Both men are back up… And the right hands begin to fly… As they trade shots back and forth…

Rhino:Johnny Legion gets an upper hand right now…

Mark:Legion whips Bret Hart in to the ropes… Back body drop on the hitman…

Rhino:Bret went for a ride there…

Mark:Johnny Legion now with kicks to the midsection of Bret Hart…

Rhino:Hart is in some trouble…

Mark:Legion has Bret up on his shoulders…

Rhino:Falling Faith time…

Mark:No… Bret with a roll up 1………………………………2…………………………. Legion kicks out some how…

Rhino:That was close…

Mark:Legion back up… Clothesline ducked by Bret Hart… Russian leg sweep by the Excellence of Execution…

Rhino:Bret Hart is feeling it now…

Mark:Here we go… Sharpshooter time…

Rhino:Legion is fighting it…

Mark:Legion pushes Bret Hart out… Kick to the midsection by Legion… Bret is up again…

Rhino:Falling Faith attempt again…

Mark:Legion goes for it… Bret fights it off again…

Rhino:A clip by Bret Hart…

Mark:Bret clips the left leg… And now goes right in for the kill…

Rhino:Sharpshooter time by Bret Hart…

Mark:Sharpshooter locked in…

Rhino:Will Johnny Legion tap out?

Mark:Legion is trying to get to the ropes…

Rhino:I dont think he can get there…

Mark:Johnny Legion is struggling…

Rhino:Legion is reaching for the ropes…

Mark:Bret Hart pulls him out back in to the center of the ring…

Rhino:Johnny Legion was so close to the ropes but Bret Hart had the sense to walk towards the center of the ring…

Mark:LEGION TAPS! Its Over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BRET HART…

Rhino:Johnny Legion couldnt take the pain any longer and he had to tap out to Bret Hart…

Mark:Johnny Legion put up one hell of a fight… But Bret Hart was able to make him tap out here tonight… I’m getting word from the back that we’ve got Michael Cole standing in the back with PYB…

Rhino: Oh great, just who we want to hear from..

Mark: Well, let’s send it back to Michael Cole..

Cole: I’m standing here in the back with PYB.. and as we all know, PYB isn’t scheduled for tonight’s event.. So, I gotta ask.. What are you doing here?

PYB: It’s real simple, Cole.. Tonight, I’m going to let some no name try and make a name for theirself tonight..

Cole: What do you mean?

PYB: Tonight, I’m issuing a challenge to anyone in the EWA who isn’t on the Weekly or Monthly cards.. the Jobbers and the No Names.. This is going to be a once in a life time chance.. And it’s NEXT..(PYB walks off)

Mark: Looks like PYB’s got himself on the card, Rhino..

Rhino: Maybe we’ll get lucky and some one here in the EWA will shut his mouth..

(“Relentless” hits over the PA System as PYB heads down the ring and grabs a mic)

PYB: As you just heard, I’m issuing a challenege.. and that challenge is to anyone in the EWA who isn’t on the main cards.. So tonight, some lucky no name will get a chance to make a name for theirselves against the greatest star of them all.. P.. Y.. B..

Rhino: Greatest Star Of Them All..? Please..

PYB: So let’s get this thing started.. WHO’S GOING TO FACE PYB?

(The EWA Theme hits over the PA System as a rookie by the name of Rick James makes his way down to the ring..)

Mark: Hey, that’s Rick James!

Rhino: I’ve seen him in training, Mark.. This kids got potential..

PYB: Well well well.. And who might you be?

Rick: The names Rick James, and I’m here to take up on your challenge…

PYB: I’m glad to see someone has the balls to face up to a legend like myself.. Someone ring that bell! (bell rings..) Oh.. and Rick.. Did I mention it’s No DQ?

Mark: WOAH! PYB just nailed Rick James with a superkick out of NOWHERE..

Rhino: What a cheap shot..

Mark: The bell has rung, Rhino.. It’s perfectly fair.. PYB to the outside, grabbing a chair..
PYB slides back into the ring.. and now he’s just waiting for James to get up..

Rhino: Come on, Rick! Get to your feet!

Mark: James getting up.. turns around.. Viscious Chair Shot By PYB! And James is down again..

Rhino: And it’s only getting cheaper..

Mark: PYB’s set the chair down.. and now he’s sitting in it..

Rhino: This isn’t a challenge! It’s PYB’s excuse to beat up on a rookie..

Mark: Rick’s starting to get back up! PYB’s out of the chair and readying himself.. James turns around.. PYB charges.. SPE–NO! James moves!! PYB just ran head first into the turnbuckle!

Rhino: Serves him right!

Mark: PYB turns around.. James with a few hard rights! James with the irish whip.. PYB reverses.. James into the ropes.. PYB leans down for a back body drop.. Too soon.. James with a kick to PYB’s chest.. James back into the ropes.. Goes for a clothesline.. No! Sleeper!! PYB gets James with the sleeperhold!

Rhino: Just as James was starting to build momentum..

Mark: Wait, what’s this..? PYB just turned that sleephold into what looked like a Diamond Cutter!

Rhino: The sleeper must have been just a way to soften him up..

Mark: PYB to the outside apron.. Springboard! ELBOW DROP.. PYB uses the top rope to springboard himself back into the ring and lands a hard Elbow right to the heart of Rick James..

Rhino: And now he’s showboating.. Way to go, jackass..

Mark: Cool it Rhino.. PYB grabs that chair, and lifts James up.. PYB nails a few kicks to the ribs.. one to the shoulder.. And a hard kick to the head! Did you hear that?

Rhino: That kick echoed throughout the arena!

Mark: But James is still standing! PYB swings the chair, and James is back down..

Rhino: If it wasn’t for the No DQ, I’m betting James would be whooping PYB’s ass..

Mark: PYB getting James to his feet.. hooks him.. Phoenix Drop On The Chair!

Rhino: Looks like PYB’s just showcasing all his moves..

Mark: Seems he is, Rhino.. PYB’s climbing to the top rope.. 10 Point Frogsplash!

Rhino: Why doesn’t he just end it?

Mark: Looks like he’s going to.. He lifts James up once more.. Kick to the gut.. Grabs the arm.. twists.. Stepover.. JOKER’S WILD.. PYB with an arrogant pin, simply placing his foot on James’ chest and posing.. 1……………….2……………3… It’s over..

Rhino: Finally…

Pa Announcer: The winner of this challenge.. P-Y-B!

Rhino: Oh great, he’s got a mic..

PYB: Looks like you got no where, RICK.. But you know.. I feel very giving tonight.. So I’m gonna give another one of you son of a bitches a chance at Stardom against P..Y..B.. So who’s it gonna be now?

Mark: Will anyone accept this time?

PYB: I’ll stand here all night!

(“Whatever” hits over the PA System)

Mark: What!?

Rhino: Chris Benoit’s gonna take the challenge! Look at PYB! The expression on his face
says it all!

Mark: Where’s Benoit..?

PYB: Yeah! That’s what I thought.. You’re scared Benoit..

Rhino: Wait a minute! Mark! Look in the ring!

Mark: Benoit has come through the crowd and is now standing right behind PYB!

Rhino: PYB doesn’t know it!

PYB: Seeing as no one has the guts to face the Greatest Star Of Them All.. I thnk I’ll just sh–

Mark: PYB just turned around and found what’s waiting for him!!

Rhino: SURPRISE!

Mark: Benoit with chops to the chest of PYB!

Rhino: I think the challenge has been answered!

Mark: Benoit has PYB in the corner and is chopping the hell out of him! PYB makes a desperate move and pushes Benoit back with his foot.. Benoit stumbles.. PYB charges..
Benoit with a kick to the gut.. Hooks him.. Snap Suplex by Benoit!

Rhino: We might be seeing a rematch from Carnage, here, Mark!

Mark: PYB quickly back to his feet.. Benoit with an irish whip.. PYB into the ropes.. comes back with a clothesline, Benoit ducks.. PYB goes for a spinkick.. Benoit ducks again.. Hooks PYB around the waist.. German Suplex!!

Rhino: Benoit’s not done!

Mark: A second german suplex delivered by Benoit!

Rhino: Here comes the hat trick!

Mark: 3 German Suplexes! ..Wait.. Benoit’s still PYB locked.. Another German.. and he’s still not done! 5 GERMAN SUPLEXES..

Rhino: PYB must be hurting.. and wait! Benoit’s going for six!

Mark: PYB trying to fight it.. Elbows to Benoit’s head.. Benoit releases.. PYB goes for another spinkick.. Benoit ducks.. hooks.. German Suplex! ..AND IT SENT PYB INTO A BACKFLIP..

Rhino: Talk about power! PYB is down and out!

Mark: Benoit’s calling for it! He’s climbing the turnbuckle..DIVING HEADBUTT!

Rhino: PYB’s finished! Wait.. Where’s Benoit going?

Mark: He’s backing up the ramp.. Look, Rhino! Rick James is crawling over to PYB!!

Rhino: James just got that arm over PYB!

Mark: 1!…………..2!………..3! RICK JAMES JUST BEAT PYB!!

Pa Announcer: Here is your winner… RICK JAMES..

Rhino: James rolls out of the ring.. Benoit just screwed PYB!!

Mark: And I think PYB just realized it, Rhino, as he staggers to his feet.. And he looks PISSED..

Rhino: Not Benoit.. Look at that smile! PYB deserved every bit of this!

Mark:What a strange turn of events… As we now get set for our next contest…
eWa Television Championship Barbed Wire Match
John Stevens(c) vs Subway

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Barbed Wire Match… And is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The Defending eWa Television Champion… JOHN STEVENS…

(“My December Instrumental” plays as John Stevens enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 200 Pounds…SUBWAY…

(“Hits from the Bongs” plays in the arena…)

Rhino:Where the hell is Subway?

Mark:I have no idea… Our cameras are trying to find out whats going on if anything happened to Subway…

Rhino:This is so unlike Subway to not come out…

Mark:I agree… There he is… But where in the hell is Subway going?

Rhino:He is leaving…

Mark:What is he doing?

Rhino:This is his chance to become the eWa Television Champion…

Kent:Guys… Im trying to catch up to Subway now…

Mark:Go see what you can get…

Kent:Subway… SUBWAY… SUBWAY… WAIT UP…

(Subway opens up a car door and starts to pull away)

Kent:Guys, I guess he took his bags and just went home…

Rhino:That is shocking…

Mark:It is totally shocking… I wouldnt think Subway would do something like that…

Pa Announcer:The referee in charge has counted Subway out and there for Still eWa Television Champion… JOHN STEVENS…

Rhino:This is very shocking…

Mark:Yes it is… Very shocking…

Rhino:It has been a very strange night so far…

Mark:Well, we are now ready for our World Championship Match… So lets get back to the… Im getting word… Lets get to the back…

Rhino:Thats PYB and Johnny Legion… And who in the hell are they attacking…

Mark:Thats Hulk Hogan…

Rhino:PYB and Johnny Legion have laid out the Hulk Hogan…

Mark:Why? Why in the hell did they do that?

Rhino:I have no idea…

Mark:Officials have just broken this thing up…Its World Championship Time… Lets get to the ring for the introductions…
eWa World Championship Falls Count Anywhere Match
Triple H(c) vs Kane

Pa Announcer:The following contest is a Falls Count Anywhere Match for the eWa World Heavyweight Championship…Introducing first… The Challenger… Weighing in at 326 Pounds… KANE…

(“Slow Chemical” plays as Kane enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The Current and defending eWa World Heavyweight Champion… The Game… TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” plays as Triple H walks out in to the arena…)

Mark:Well there is the bell and this match up is underway right now… As Triple H and Kane go toe to toe in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Triple H is not backing down from the monster Kane…

Mark:I didn’t think he would back down and he isn’t right now…

Rhino:I hope we see a new World Champion tonight… As I can not stand Triple H as our World Champion…

Mark:Not many people can… As Triple H goes for a right hand on the challenger… Kane blocks the right hand of Triple H and is using a power edge on Triple H at the moment…

Rhino:You can see Kane is over powering Triple H and that does not happen much…

Mark:Triple H kicks Kane in the midsection and comes back with right hands to the monster…

Rhino:Kane is just taking those shots from the World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Triple H now backs him up in to the ropes as he sends him in to the far side ropes… Reversal by Kane… Triple H comes off the ropes and gets nailed right in the face with a big boot from Kane…

Rhino:He took Triple H’s head off with that big boot…

Mark:Triple H staggers back up on to his feet… And Kane clotheslines Triple H over the top rope and to the floor…

Rhino:Triple H has to slow this pace down… As Kane is totally dominating the champion right now…

Mark:Kane comes off the ropes… And he leaps over the top rope right on to the World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:Kane launched himself over the ropes and he caught the champion good…

Mark:This match up is falls count anywhere… So what ever Kane wants to do to Triple H on the outside… He can do it and he can just pin him wherever he chooses…

Rhino:The World champion is in a dangerous situation right now…

Mark:Kane picks up Triple H and drops him face first on to the steel guard rail… As Kane now opens up on Triple H with straight right hands…

Rhino:Those shots are connecting on Triple H… And they are taking a toll on the champion…

Mark:As we see now Kane going underneath the ring for something…

Rhino:Kane has a steel chair… This is not good for Triple H…

Mark:Kane loads up and he connects straight on with the head of Triple H as he caught him good with that chair shot…

Rhino:What a brutal shot by the Challenger…

Mark:Kane turns him over and goes for the cover on Triple H 1…………………2……………. Triple H some how gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Kane is just dictating the pace of this match up… And Triple H can not stop him at all…

Mark:Triple H staggers around now as Kane puts Triple H up on his shoulder…

Rhino:Kane looks like he is going to ram Triple H right in to the ring post…

Mark:Kane runs and is about to ram Triple H face first in to the ring post… But somehow Triple H slides off the shoulder of Kane and rams Kane right in to the ring post…

Rhino:Triple H saved himself right there Mark…

Mark:Yes he did… As Triple H is now able to really buckle down and get control over this match up…

Rhino:Triple H grabs the same steel chair that he got hit with…

Mark:Kane is back up on his feet and Triple H now nails Kane right in the leg with that chair…

Rhino:It looks like The Game’s plan is to work on the right leg of the challenger…

Mark:Triple H rolls Kane back in to the ring… As Triple H now goes to work on that right leg and knee of Kane…

Rhino:Look at Triple H just drive all of his weight right on the leg of Kane…

Mark:Triple H pulls Kane towards the ring post now…

Rhino:He wants to really damage that leg and drive it right in to the steel of the ring post…

Mark:The World Champion Triple H rams the leg of Kane right in to the post…

Rhino:You can see the pain of the face of Kane… As Triple H rams his leg in the ring post one more time…

Mark:Triple H is now pulling Kane back closer to the center of the ring…

Rhino:Could we see be seeing the Figure Four Leg Lock?

Mark:Triple H is going for some type of leg lock…

Rhino:I haven’t seen this hold before…

Mark:I believe… Yes it is… The Indian Death Lock has been locked in on the challenger Kane…

Rhino:I haven’t seen Triple H use this hold in a long time here in the eWa…

Mark:What better time to bring it out than when he is against one of the biggest men in this entire company…

Rhino:And is really on the full way yet?

Mark:Not it isn’t… As Triple H is now trying to turn Kane over… To put even more pressure on the legs of Kane…

Rhino:The right leg more importantly Mark…

Mark:That is correct… As Triple H has the Indian Death Lock locked in fully now… As you can see the pain in the face of the challenger…

Rhino:And you can also here Kane screaming in pain as he tries his best to get to the ropes…

Mark:Kane now is trying to use his upper body strength to get to the ropes so Triple H has to break up this hold…

Rhino:Triple H is holding his ground as he is doing his best to stop Kane from moving closer to the ropes…

Mark:I think the pain is getting too much for the challenger as he attempt to get to the ropes has basically stopped…

Rhino:He might be passing out from the pain…

Mark:The referee is checking on Kane now as he lifts up the arm of Kane…

Rhino:It went down… But it has to go down two more times before the referee can award this match up to Kane…

Mark:It has gone down a second time…

Rhino:This is not good for Kane right now…

Mark:No it isn’t… As the referee lifts up his arm again…

Rhino:It didn’t go down…

Mark:Kane is still alive here in this match up… As he is now trying to will his way towards the ropes to break up this hold…

Rhino:He is almost there Mark…

Mark:Kane is just inches away… And some how is able to make it to the ropes and now the referee must have Triple H break up the hold…

Rhino:The Indian Death Lock has really taken its toll on the challenger Mark…

Mark:I would agree and that was Triple H’s plan from the beginning… And we really will be able to tell once Kane is somehow able to make it back up to his feet…

Rhino:Look at Triple H just taunt the crowd… Like he has won this match up already…

Mark:Kane is trying to pull himself up to his feet by using the ropes…

Rhino:Triple H is just letting him do it… I thought Triple H would just go right after Kane…

Mark:Triple H now nails the challenger with right hands…

Rhino:They are having an effect on Kane…

Mark:Triple H backs him up in to the corner… As Triple H is just stomping away at the big monster…

Rhino:Things are not looking too good for Kane…

Mark:The World Champion now is once again taunting this crowd in San Francisco…

Rhino:Kane now once again pulling himself up… And is favoring the right leg…

Mark:Triple H now grabs the leg of Kane…

Rhino:Could we be seeing a Dragon Screw by Triple H?

Mark:No we aren’t… As Kane somehow is able to pull off an enziguri kick and he nailed Triple H right in the back of the head with that shot…

Rhino:That is a momentum changing shot right there…

Mark:Both men are down on the canvas…

Rhino:Can Kane get back in to this match up and become the World Heavyweight Champion?

Mark:Triple H is the first one back up…

Rhino:Kane is up as well… But is favoring the right leg…

Mark:Right hand shots by Triple H… Are blocked by Kane…

Rhino:Kane is coming back with shots of his own…

Mark:Kane whips Triple H off in to the ropes… And he nails him with another big boot right to the face of the World Champion…

Rhino:You can see doing that move hurt Kane… As he used his injured right leg to pull that move off…

Mark:Triple H is walking away…

Rhino:What the hell is Triple H doing…

Mark:Triple H has said he had enough and is heading towards the back…

Rhino:Kane is trying to catch up with Triple H up on the ramp way…

Mark:And Kane spins Triple H around and nails him with right the throat with a shot… Kane now kicks Triple H in the midsection as he scoops him up… Running Powerslam on the steel rampway…

Rhino:The champion is down now…

Mark:Kane lays on top of Triple H as the ref counts 1………………………………….2……………………. Triple H kicks out again…

Rhino:That was a close fall right there… As the World Champion still continues to fight…

Mark:Kane now is pulling Triple H by the hair and is bringing him back down to the ringside…

Rhino:They are coming our way…

Mark:This is not a good sign for anyone involved…

Rhino:Phew… Thank god… They are heading towards the international announce table…

Mark:Kane rams Triple H’s head right in to the table now… As Kane is doing some damage to Triple H…

Rhino:The World Champion could be in for one hell of a ride…

Mark:Kane grabs Triple H by the neck…

Rhino:Chokeslam time?

Mark:Kane has Triple H up… CHOKESLAM RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:OH MY GOD! I believe we have a new World Heavyweight Champion now Mark…

Mark:I would agree… We could have a new champion right now… Kane rolls Triple H over… As the referee makes the count 1……………………………………..2………………………………..3… NO! TRIPLE H GOT HIS SHOULDER UP…

Rhino:How in the hell did he do that?

Mark:I have no idea and I can not explain it either…

Rhino:Kane can’t believe that Triple H kicked out either…

Mark:What else can Kane do to Triple H to keep him down…

Rhino:Kane rolls the World Heavyweight Champion back in to the ring…

Mark:Kane is setting him up again…

Rhino:Another chokeslam coming?

Mark:No… Its gonna be a tombstone…

Rhino:Good night Triple H…

Mark:Triple H somehow slides off the back of Kane and he just clipped the challenger right in the right leg…

Rhino:Triple H just saved himself right there…

Mark:The Game spins Kane around… PEDIGREE by the World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:This match up has to be over now…

Mark:Triple H covers Kane 1……………………………………………2………………………………..3……..NO! Kane gets his foot on the ropes…

Rhino:What in the hell is going on with this match up… Neither man can keep the other won down…

Mark:Both men want to be World Heavyweight Champion… And right now they are both doing what ever it takes to get the job done…

Rhino:Triple H looks to be going for the figure four now on Kane…

Mark:Kane pushes him off…Triple H spins around…

Rhino:Chokeslam time…

Mark:Kane has Triple H up…

Rhino:Kane’s knee just gave out on him…

Mark:Too much damage has been done to the knee of Kane… As Triple H now back up as he hooks up Kane… PEDIGREE by Triple H…

Rhino:Kane has to be done now…

Mark:Triple H covers Kane 1…………………………2……………………………3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa World Heavyweight Champion TRIPLE H…

Rhino:Triple H somehow was able to retain his title here in this match up…

Mark:Kane gave it everything he had… But Triple H did too much damage to that right knee and he was able to get the victory here tonight…

Rhino:Im so ready Mark… I am so ready for the main event…

Mark:So am I… As we now get set for EXTREME BOWL 2004! Lets go down to the ring for the introductions…

(“No Chance” plays as Shane McMahon walks out in to the arena… The fans boo as he walks in to the ring with Microphone in hand…)

Rhino:What the hell is he doing out here?

Shane:I know, I know… You are all ready for our next match up… Which is the big match… Its the Extreme Bowl…And I know the six men who will be entering this match up… Know what is at stake… And they are pumped for this match up… And I can here you fans already… Pumped for this match up… So right now… I just want to sa…

(“Lying From You” plays as Big Daddy Ace walks out on to the stage…)

Rhino:What the hell is going on now?

Mark:He is suspended… He shouldnt be here…

Big Daddy Ace:Shane…

Shane:CUT HIS DAMN MICROPHONE NOW! Ace… You my friend dont ever learn do you… You need to know, that I am the boss here… I am the eWa Commissioner and you dont cross me… But you have crossed me Ace… And thats why you have been suspended…

Rhino:There was no reason for him to be suspended… Its just an abuse of power…

Shane:So, as you can see Ace… These sercurity guards will now be escorting you out of my building… So if you wanna continue to show up… If you show up again Ace… You wont be just escort from the building… You will be thrown in Jail… FOR A LONG TIME…

Mark:Rhino, you are right, this is an abuse of power…

(Big Daddy Ace gets escorted to the back)

Shane:So now… As Ace gets taken to the back… We will allow real superstars… To wrestle.. In EXTREME BOWL 2004…

(“No Chance” plays as Shane McMahon walks to the back…)

Mark:Well, its Extreme Bowl time… So lets go to the ring for the introductions…

Extreme Bowl 2004
Participants-Al Snow, Lone Jobber, Chris Benoit, Static Star, Raven and Razor Ramon

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the EXTREME BOWL… Six Men will enter the triple tier cage with the winner being the first to get to the third cage and grabbing the briefcase.
Once the person grabs the briefcase that person will be declared the winner and will
recieve an eWa World Heavyweight Championship shot… Now introducing the participants… First From Jersey City, Nj… Weighing in at 185 Pounds… STATIC STAR…

(“The Shooting Star that destroys us all”” plays as Static Star walks in to the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… The Bowlery… Weighing in at 237 Pounds… RAVEN…

(“Nevermore” plays as Raven walks out in to the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Miami, Florida… The first ever Extreme Bowl Champion… Da Bad Guy… RAZOR RAMON…

(“Bad Guy” plays as Razor Ramon enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Edmonton,Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 235
Pounds… The Crippler CHRIS BENOIT…

(“Whatever” plays as Chris Benoit enters the arena…)

Pa Announer:And their opponent… From The Slaughter House.. Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…

(“One is the Loneist Number” plays as Lone Jobber walks in to the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Lima, Ohio… The Defending Extreme Bowl Champion… AL SNOW…

(“What does everybody want” plays as Al Snow walks in to the arena…)

Mark:Well this is going to be one hell of a fight here tonight Rhino…

Rhino:Its the biggest event of the early part of 2004 for the eWa… And all six men know
what is at stake here in this match up…

Mark:You have guys like Al Snow and Razor Ramon who have already won this match up before and are looking forward to winning it again…

Rhino:Then Mark, there are those who are in this match up for the first time like Chris Benoit, Raven and Static Star… And they want to win this one to get up to the next level
in the eWa…

Mark:There is also the wildcard known as Lone Jobber… Who believes that this is his
destiny to win this match up…

Rhino:But will he be able to do it after that brutal attack from Triple H…

Mark:I have no idea…As you can see Lone Jobber is in pain… Just getting warmed up for
what is going to take place…

Rhino:But he is a fighter…

Mark:The bell has now sounded… As we try our best to keep up with everything that is
going on… We would like to bring it Kent Richardson now as third member of the broacast
team… Kent, how are you doing…

Kent:Im doing well… You guys needed a couple of more eyes so here I am…

Rhino:I dont know about you guys, but at times I may just want to sit back and watch
everything that will take place in this match up…

Kent:I agree… Mark… Your the play by play guy in all of this… You are going to have
one hell of a time keeping up with all of this…

Mark:I know I will… The six men as you can see are checking out the surroundings of the
cage… And just looking around at each other…

Rhino:All of these guys are ready for this… But what kind of surprises will we see out of
these six men…That is the question…

Mark:There we go… Raven has just gone right after the defending Extreme Bowl Champion Al Snow… As Raven connects with a couple of jabs to the day dreamer himself Al Snow… As Raven now whips him in to the ropes… Brings him right back in with a short arm
clothesline…

Kent:Razor Ramon just knocked Lone Jobber down with a big right hand…

Mark:Raven now goes behind Al Snow and takes him down with a side russian leg sweep…

Rhino:Benoit just clotheslined Static Star over the top rope and to the floor he went as
well…

Mark:Chris Benoit just mounted Static Star on the outside and is nailing him with straight
right hands…Static Star is trying to block the shots, but is unsuccessful at the moment…

Rhino:Raven just went for the Evenflow DDT… But it was countered by Al Snow in to a
northern lights suplex…

Kent:Guys, I hate to say it, but I dont like Lone Jobbers chances right now… He is still
hurting for the attack from Triple H, and Razor Ramon is taking advantage of the situation
right now…

Rhino:You are right Kent, he is hurting…

Mark:Fallaway Slam by Razor Ramon to Lone Jobber and you can see that right now Lone Jobber is not one hundred percent…

Rhino:This might have been his dream to win the Extreme Bowl this year, but it is not
looking so good at the moment…

Kent:Static Star just got whipped hard in to the cage by Chris Benoit…

Mark:As you can all see… The action is non stopped in this match up and I would like to
remind everyone that the only way to win is to grab the contract that is hanging in the
third cage…

Rhino:All six men want to get a shot at the eWa World Heavyweight Title and this is their
chance to get that shot…

Mark:Right now we see Razor Ramon and Al Snow going at it… As Al Snow just whipped Razor Ramon hard in to the corner… Ramon comes and gets nailed with a big back drop by the defending Extreme Bowl Champion Al Snow…

Kent:Chris Benoit just got a chair from underneath the ring…

Rhino:He is lining up Static Star… As Static Star is pulling himself up by the cage…

Mark:Benoit swings and hits the cage but Static Star was able to move out of the way of the chair shot from Chris Benoit…

Rhino:The chair bounced right back in to the face of Chris Benoit…

Mark:Reverse DDT by Static Star taking down the rabid wolverine…

Rhino:What is Raven doing?

Mark:Raven has the ladder in the ring… And is setting it up in the ring now…

Rhino:Static Star just pulled Lone Jobber out of the ring…

Kent:Static Star has some plans for Lone Jobber… As he just whipped him hard in to the
ring steps…

Rhino:Things are not looking good for Lone Jobber at this moment…

Mark:Raven is trying to get in to the second cage… But has been stopped by Razor Ramon…

Rhino:Uh Oh!

Mark:Razor’s Edge off the ladder by Razor Ramon to Raven…

Rhino:What a move by Razor Ramon… As he has now taken Raven out of this match up for the time being…

Mark:Raven is down and out…

Rhino:He is not looking so good for Raven now…

Kent:Guys, look at Lone Jobber… He is regrouping on the floor…But he looks like he has
something on his mind…

Rhino:I agree with you there Kent…

Mark:Razor Ramon is working his way up to the second tier of the cage and he has now
entered the cage…

Rhino:He has the advantage over everyone else here at the moment…

Mark:Al Snow is now starting to climb up the ladder and is setting up for a clash with
Razor Ramon in the second cage…

Kent:Look at Static Star… He is hanging on the cage now…

Rhino:He has that look in his eye right now…

Mark:WHAT A MOVE! STATIC STAR JUST LEAPED OFF THE CAGE AND NAILED RAVEN WITH A FLIPPING LEG DROP!

Rhino:I must say right now… Static Star is crazy… And he has pulled off one hell of a
move right there…

Kent:But guys, it was a great move, but he has now taken himself out of this match up right now…

Rhino:That is true…

Mark:Razor Ramon and Al Snow brawling back and forth inside the second cage…

Rhino:Chris Benoit is starting to make his way up the ladder and in to the second cage…
But Lone Jobber is stopping him…

Mark:Lone Jobber just low blowed Chris Benoit as he was climbing up the ladder…

Rhino:What is Lone Jobber going to do now…

Mark:Lone Jobber is ramming Benoit’s Head in to the ladder…

Kent:Jobber is climbing up the rungs now underneath Benoit…

Mark:SIT DOWN POWERBOMB FROM THE LADDER BY LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:These men are doing what ever it takes… To get the job done here tonight…

Kent:Razor Ramon and Al Snow are just trading shots up in the second cage…And neither man is backing down…

Rhino:They both have just grabbed two singapore canes that were on the cage…

Mark:Its a Sword Fight up in that second cage…

Kent:We have four guys in the ring and we have two guys just battling up in the second
cage…

Rhino:Static Star is starting to get back up now after delivering one hell of a move to
Raven… Who hasnt recovered yet…

Mark:Lone Jobber is climbing up the other side of the ladder now… As they are leaving
Chris Benoit and Raven behind in the ring…

Rhino:Jobber and Static Star are fighting on the ladder right now…

Kent:Ramon and Snow have knocked each other out for the moment in the second cage…

Mark:Lone Jobber is ramming Static Star’s head in to the ladder…

Rhino:Static Star just fell off the ladder and straight back down to the canvas…

Mark:That was a big fall for Static Star… As Lone Jobber now is able to get in to the
second cage… And he sees what carnage has been left up in the cage…

Kent:Lone Jobber now can do what ever he wants right now with both Al Snow and Razor Ramon down on the canvas at the moment…

Rhino:Lone Jobber has gone right after Al Snow…Hammering him with right hands…

Mark:I believe Lone Jobber has gotten a second wind here in this match up…

Rhino:But you know he is hurting… After everything that he has gone through in the last
two months and the last couple of days… He is hurting…

Mark:Raven has pulled himself back up and has a steel chair in hand…

Rhino:Static Star turns around…

Mark:Raven nails Static Star right in the midsection with the chair… EVEN FLOW DDT ON TO THE STEEL CHAIR!

Rhino:I believe Static Star is out right now… After that shot…

Kent:Benoit has made his way in to the second cage…

Mark:Benoit has the singapore cane… Lone Jobber turns around… And he just got nailed
right in the head with that singapore cage…

Rhino:God Damn what a brutal shot…

Kent:Lone Jobber has been busted open…

Rhino:The rabid wolverine looks ready to go now… After he made an attack on PYB earlier
in the evening… And now has a chance to get right out of the second cage…And head up to the third cage and get the briefcase…

Mark:The Bad Guy Razor Ramon is now fighting with Chris Benoit… Ramon whips Chris Benoit in to the cage door and the door has now opened…

Kent:Raven is in the second cage now…

Rhino:Ramon and Benoit… Brawling on the outside of the second cage…

Mark:Al Snow is fighting with Raven now in the second cage…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to pull himself back up…

Kent:You can see that everyone is willing to do what ever it takes tonight to get the job
done here tonight…

Mark:Lone Jobber just pulled something out of his tights…

Rhino:It looks like handcuffs…

Mark:He has hooked one up to the top of the cage…

Kent:Someone just hopped out of the rafters…

Rhino:Who in the hell is it?

Mark:OH MY GOD! ITS PYB!

Rhino:He was upset earlier in the night by some rookie…

Mark:PYB is fighting with Chris Benoit…

Rhino:And Razor Ramon is just allowing it to happen…

Mark:PYB is nailing Benoit with right hands and is hammering him by the edge of the cage…

Rhino:Chris Benoit is fighting back…

Mark:LOW BLOW by PYB… And PYB just superkicked Chris Benoit right off the second cage… And he has landed right on the first cage and Benoit is hurting…

Kent:I have to say Chris Benoit’s chances of winning have just been shot…

Rhino:I would agree…

Mark:Al Snow hooks up Raven… SNOW PLOW ON THE STEEL!

Rhino:Raven is hurting now…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now out of the second cage…And is nailing Al Snow with right hands…

Kent:Razor Ramon is trying to open up the door to the third cage…

Mark:PYB just spun Razor Ramon around… SITDOWN POWERBOMB BY PYB TO RAZOR RAMON…

Rhino:PYB has screwed both Razor Ramon and Chris Benoit out of this match up…

Kent:Guys, look at Static Star… He is trying to climb up the ladder…

Rhino:Bret Hart has just entered the cage…

Kent:What the hell did he just do…

Mark:Bret Hart just push the ladder over and he has just screwed with Static Star’s chances of winning this match up…

Rhino:To me, it looks like it is down to Al Snow and Lone Jobber…

Mark:Four men are down… Two men are brawling…

Rhino:Lone Jobber low blows Al Snow…

Kent:That was cheap… But anything goes in this match up…

Mark:What the hell… He just put the handcuff on the ankle of Al Snow…

Rhino:What a smart move…

Mark:Lone Jobber is opening up the cage door…

Rhino:We are moments away from Lone Jobber winning this match up…

Mark:Jobber grabs the briefcase… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and EXTREME BOWL 2004 CHAMPION… LONE JOBBER…

Rhino:Lone Jobber has realized his dream tonight…

Kent:What a match up this was guys… And I thank you guys for allowing me to call this
match up with you…

Mark:It has been one hell of a night… A Strange night it has been here tonight… For
Rhino and Kent… Im Mark… Good Night Everyone…

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