Tuesday Night Carnage 03-15-05

Mark:Welcome everyone to the Fleet Center in Boston, Massachusetts… Welcome to Tuesday Night Carnage… Are you ready Rhino…

Rhino:I am ready…

Mark:Our main event tonight is a Last Man Standing Match for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship…

Rhino:The Game and Heidenreich… Two men that are going to beat the living hell out of one another…I cant wait to see it…

Mark:You are right about that… Also tonight three of the top eWa Superstars will meet for the Number One Contendership for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship… As its Doug Kinsella, Payne Killer and Eric Stryker…

Rhino:They all want a shot at the title and now they get to earn it…

Mark:Plus we will begin the eWa Tag Team Championship tournament… So lets get started so lets send it down to the ring for our opening contest…

Lone Jobber vs Josh Mcloud

Pa Announcer:Tonights opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing First… From Pasadena,Md… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… JOSH MCLOUD…

(Josh Mcloud’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…

(“Survivial of the Sickest” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:Lone Jobber locks up with Josh Mcloud… Jobber backs Josh Mcloud in to the ropes with right hands… Irish whip by Lone Jobber… Mcloud comes off the ropes and Lone Jobber nails him with a back elbow…

Rhino:Mcloud gets right back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes for a kick to the midsection… Josh Mcloud blocks and spins Lone Jobber around in to a clothesline…

Rhino:Josh Mcloud took Lone Jobber’s head off with that clothesline…

Mark:A quick cover by Josh Mcloud on Lone Jobber 1………………………………..2………………. Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Josh Mcloud is now trying to take advantage of Lone Jobber as he has him backed up in to the corner…

Mark:Right hands by Mcloud as he whips Lone Jobber hard in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering out…

Mark:Flap Jack by Josh Mcloud…

Rhino:Mcloud just dropped Lone Jobber straight down to the canvas…

Mark:Mcloud goes for another cover 1……………………………….2…………………..Lone Jobber once again gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Right now Josh Mcloud is having his way with Lone Jobber…

Mark:Irish whip by Josh Mcloud sending Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Mcloud goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Lone Jobber and he now opens up on Mcloud with right hands…

Rhino:Look at Lone Jobber go…

Mark:Lone Jobber now scoops up Josh Mcloud and slams him straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading to the top rope…

Mark:Mcloud staggers up to his feet…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is going to fly…

Mark:Lone Jobber comes off the top rope and connects with a flying clothesline…

Rhino:Mcloud has been taken out with that clothesline…

Mark:Here is a cover by Lone Jobber 1……………………………2………………………………… Mcloud gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:I didn’t think he was going to kick out…

Mark:Josh Mcloud staggers around… Kick to the midsection by Lone Jobber… Swinging Neckbreaker…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is starting to feel it right now…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Josh Mcloud to get back up to his feet…

Rhino:Mcloud looks to be out of it…

Mark:Lone Jobber with a kick to the midsection… THE GIMMICK! Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1………………………………2…………………………………3…… Its Over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER…

Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back on the winning track here in the eWa…

Mark:Someone is walking out from the back…

Rhino:Its… Its…

Mark:ITS THE ASSASSIN!

Rhino:Wow… What is he doing here…

Mark:The Assassin is in the ring… And he picks up a fallen Josh Mcloud… CRIME WAVE!

Rhino:The Assassin has come out to the ring and has made a huge impact…

Mark:The Assassin is back and is looking to make his mark in the eWa… As we send it down to the ring for our next match…

eWa Tag Team Championship Tournament Round 1
Simon Dean & Chris Masters vs Big Daddy Ace & Chris Benoit

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a First Round Match in the eWa Tag Team Championship Tournament… Introducing first… Weighing in at a combined weight of 508 Pounds… Part of The Network… BIG DADDY ACE and CHRIS BENOIT…

(“Hits The Floor” by Linkin Park plays as Big Daddy Ace and Chris Benoit enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Representing the Dungeon of Doom… At a combined weight of 472 Pounds… CHRIS MASTERS and SIMON DEAN…

(“Firefly” by Breaking Benjamin plays as Masters and Dean enter the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Chris Masters and Big Daddy Ace start things out for both teams… Big Daddy Ace and Chris Masters with a collar and elbow tie up…

Rhino:Both men are battling for position…

Mark:Chris Masters backs Big Daddy Ace up in to the ropes and the referee makes both men with a clean break…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just slapped Chris Masters right across the face…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now nails Chris Masters with right hands… Masters gets backed up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Big Daddy Ace… Masters comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Chris Masters went for one hell of a ride…

Mark:Masters gets back up on his feet… Big Daddy Ace grabs him and locks up his arm and brings him over to the corner…

Rhino:Chris Benoit gets the tag…

Mark:This is the first action Chris Benoit has seen in months here in the eWa… Benoit nails Chris Masters right across the chest in the corner with a knife edge chop…One more chop by Chris Benoit as he is lighting up the chest of Chris Masters…

Rhino:WOOOO!

Mark:Chris Benoit now with hard kicks to the midsection… Chris Benoit hooks him up and he nails him with a snap suplex…

Rhino:Chris Benoit looks to be feeling it right now…

Mark:Benoit now whips Chris Masters in to the ropes… Masters comes off the ropes… And he drives the knee in to the midsection of Chris Masters…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets tagged back in by Chris Benoit…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops up Chris Benoit and puts him up on his shoulder… Big Daddy Ace goes for a running powerslam… Chris Masters slides off his shoulder and pushes Big Daddy Ace in to the corner…

Rhino:Simon Dean tags himself back in…

Mark:Masters and Dean are kicking Big Daddy Ace in the midsection…

Rhino:They are putting a whooping on Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Simon Dean now goes behind Big Daddy Ace and takes him down with a go behind… Simon Dean drops an elbow in to the back of the head as Big Daddy Ace was done on the canvas…

Rhino:Dean is trying to out wrestle Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Simon Dean comes off the ropes and drops the leg on to Big Daddy Ace… A quick cover by Simon Dean 1……………………….2………………. Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Simon Dean now is bringing Big Daddy Ace back in to the corner…

Mark:Chris Masters gets the tag back in to the ring… Simon Dean and Chris Masters hooks up Big Daddy Ace… Double Vertical Suplex by the Dungeon of Doom… Chris Masters goes for a cover 1…………………………..2…………………. Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Chris Masters is now looking to show off his power now…

Mark:Chris Masters whips Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Polish Sledgehammer… Knocking down Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:He hit him across the face with the polish sledgehammer…

Mark:A cover by Chris Masters 1……………………….2……………………… Big Daddy Ace kicks out again…

Rhino:Chris Benoit is itching to get back in to this match up…

Mark:Chris Masters now hooks up Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace counters the suplex…And hammers him with right hands…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to fight back…

Mark:Thumb to the eye by Chris Masters stopping Big Daddy Ace in his tracks…Chris Masters now whips Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes…Irish whip by Chris Masters… Masters goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes… Double Clothesline…

Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas…

Mark:Chris Masters is back up first…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is close to the corner…

Mark:Simon Dean is tagged back in by Chris Masters…

Rhino:Simon is trying to catch up to Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace makes the tag to Chris Benoit and here goes Chris Benoit… Benoit with chops to the chest of Simon Dean…

Rhino:He is lighting up Simon Dean…

Mark:Clothesline by Chris Benoit knocking down Simon Dean…

Rhino:Chris Masters is back in the ring…

Mark:Chris Benoit side steps Chris Masters and sends him over the top rope…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Masters are fighting on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Benoit goes behind Simon Dean… German Suplex by Chris Benoit… Benoit rolls it through… Another German Suplex by Chris Benoit…

Rhino:One more for the trifecta…

Mark:A third German Suplex by Chris Benoit…

Rhino:The Crippler is now heading to the top rope…

Mark:Flying Headbutt by Chris Benoit and he connects…

Rhino:Chris Benoit is on a roll right now…

Mark:A cover by Chris Benoit 1…………………………………2………………………….. Chris Masters breaks it up…

Rhino:Masters and Dean are now double teaming Chris Benoit…

Mark:Simon Dean and Chris Masters whips Chris Benoit in to the ropes…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is back in the ring…

Mark:SPEAR! Big Daddy Ace just speared Chris Masters out of his boots…Simon Dean goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Chris Benoit… CROSSFACE!

Rhino:Benoit has the crippler crossface locked in…

Mark:Chris Benoit has it locked… SIMON DEAN TAPS OUT!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winners CHRIS BENOIT and BIG DADDY ACE…

Rhino:Chris Benoit and Big Daddy Ace have advanced in the tag team tournament…

Mark:Big win for those two…And now we are going to get set for our next contest…

William McConnell vs Sting

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Part of Degeneration X…The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL…

(“The Answer” by Showtaro Morikubo plays as William McConnell walks in to the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Venice Beach, California… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… STING…

(“Crow” plays as Sting enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…Sting goes right after William McConnell and he nails him with right hands…

Rhino:Look at the Stinger just hammer him with right hands…

Mark:Sting knocks William McConnell back in to the ropes… Sting charges with a clothesline… McConnell ducks the clothesline and he sends Sting over the top rope….

Rhino:McConnell was able to see it coming and was able to get out of the way…

Mark:The Answer now on the apron and moonsaults on top of Sting…

Rhino:Nice move by William McConnell…

Mark:William McConnell rolls Sting back in to the ring… McConnell stands on the apron and he slingshots back in to the ring and connects with a leg drop…

Rhino:Look at William McConnell pulling off some well executed moves…

Mark:A cover by William McConnell on Sting 1……………………..2…………………… Sting kicks out…

Rhino:McConnell is looking to really take control…

Mark:William McConnell picks up Sting and nails him with a gut wrench suplex… McConnell goes for another quick cover 1……………………….2………………… Kickout again by Sting…

Rhino:Sting needs to figure out a way to get back in to this match up…

Mark:William McConnell backs Sting up in to the corner…McConnell is now putting Sting up on the top rope…

Rhino:Sting is in some trouble…

Mark:William McConnell hooks him up… Sting blocks the superplex…And he pushes William McConnell off the top rope…

Rhino:Sting is starting to fight back…

Mark:McConnell gets back up… Sting blocks the right hand from William McConnell… Sting now fights back and hammers him with right hands…

Rhino:The crowd is getting behind the Stinger right now…

Mark:Sting hooks up William McConnell… DDT by Sting…

Rhino:The Answer has been laid out…

Mark:A cover by Sting on William McConnell 1…………………………….2…………………… William McConnell gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was close…

Mark:McConnell is now staggering back up to his feet near the corner…

Rhino:Sting is closing in…

Mark:Stinger Splash by Sting…

Rhino:McConnell is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Sting charges with a clothesline… William McConnell ducks out of the way…

Rhino:McConnell saw it coming…

Mark:FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! Ducked by Sting… Sting goes behind William McConnell… SCORPION DEATH DROP!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Sting hooks the leg on William McConnell 1……………………………….2………………………..3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STING…

Rhino:Sting gets a win here and its over a member of Degeneration X…

Mark:Sting is back and is looking to make an impact… So lets send it back down to the ring for our next contest…

Elimination Match
Number One Contender’s for the Undisputed World Heavyweight Title
Doug Kinsella vs Payne Killer vs Eric Stryker

Pa Announcer:This next contest is an Elimination Match for the Number One Contendership for eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship…Introducing first… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… Part of the Dungeon of Doom… DOUG KINSELLA…

(“In The End” by Linkin Park plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Selma, Ca… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… Part of the Third World Empire… PAYNE KILLER…

(“Thou Shall” by Young Buck plays as Payne Killer enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their…

Mark:Doug Kinsella and Payne Killer aren’t waiting for Eric Stryker to hit the ring… As they are fighting back and forth…

Rhino:Look at those two men trade blows back and forth…

Mark:Doug Kinsella backs Payne Killer up in to the ropes… Big right hand by Doug Kinsella… Kinsella now with an irish whip sending Payne Killer in to the ropes… Reversal by Payne Killer… Doug Kinsella comes off the ropes… Powerslam by Payne Killer…

Rhino:Vicious powerslam by Payne Killer…

Mark:This is Payne Killer’s first match back in a few weeks… Payne Killer now mounts Doug Kinsella and hammers him with right hands…

Rhino:That’s some vicious aggressiveness shown by Payne Killer…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now staggers back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Doug looks to be out of it…

Mark:Running clothesline by Payne Killer sending Doug Kinsella over the top rope…

Rhino:Looks like Payne Killer was able to handle his former partner in the Third World Empire…

Mark:Here comes Eric Stryker down to the ring…

Rhino:Payne Killer is telling him to come and bring it…

Mark:Payne Killer charges at Eric Stryker… Eric Stryker ducks the right hand… Stryker opens up on Payne Killer with a couple of right hands… Backing Payne Killer up in to the corner…

Rhino:Eric Stryker is looking to work over Payne Killer…

Mark:Eric Stryker drives his shoulder in to the ribs of Payne Killer in the corner…

Rhino:Payne Killer is holding on to this ribs in the bottom of the corner…

Mark:Stryker backs out of it and he charges right in at Payne Killer driving his knee right in to the face of Payne Killer…

Rhino:Eric Stryker is a house of fire…

Mark:Doug Kinsella has rolled back in to the ring… Eric Stryker turns around and takes a dropkick to the jaw from Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:He caught him square in the jaw with the dropkick…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now drops an elbow to the head of Eric Styrker…Doug Kinsella now brings Eric Stryker over to the ropes… And he is now choking him with the ropes…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now driving his weight in to the back of Eric Stryker as he hung up on the ropes…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now charges and he drives his weight on to Eric Stryker…

Rhino:Payne Killer is now back up on his feet but is still holding on to his ribs…

Mark:Payne Killer spins around Doug Kinsella… Payne Killer goes for a right hand… Blocked by Doug Kinsella… Kinsella with a stiff kick to the midsection…DDT by Doug Kinsella… As Kinsella now goes for a cover 1…………………………………2……………………………Payne Killer gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Kinsella now looking to take his former partner…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now hooks up Payne Killer and he nails him with hangman’s neckbreaker…

Rhino:Eric Stryker is back up…

Mark:From behind Eric Stryker nails Doug Kinsella with a clothesline… Stryker now picks back up Doug Kinsella… Go behind by Stryker…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now in some trouble…

Mark:Eric Stryker has him up…LIGHTS OUT!

Rhino:Eric Stryker has turned out Doug Kinsella’s lights and we could have our first elimination…

Mark:Stryker hooks the leg 1…………………………….2………………………………3…NO! Doug Kinsella barely got his shoulder up…

Rhino:I don’t know how he was able to kick out…

Mark:Payne Killer now spins Eric Stryker around… Kick to the midsection… Spinebuster…

Rhino:Eric Stryker was just drilled in to the mat…

Mark:Yes he was… As Payne Killer picks back up Eric Stryker…

Rhino:Payne Killer has him setup…

Mark:PAYNE RELIEVER!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it for Eric Stryker…

Mark:Payne Killer hooks the leg 1……………………….2……………………….3…. Eric Stryker is out of this match up…

Pa Announcer:Eric Stryker has been eliminated…

Rhino:We are now down to two… Doug Kinsella and Payne Killer…

Mark:Doug Kinsella goes for the Impact Drop… Payne Killer blocks and spins him back around and he nails Doug Kinsella with right hands…

Rhino:Payne Killer is opening up…

Mark:Payne Killer whips Doug Kinsella hard in to the corner…Payne Killer now charges in…Doug Kinsella gets his foot up and nails him right in the face…

Rhino:Payne Killer is dazed…

Mark:Kinsella hooks him up and nails him with a double arm DDT… Doug Kinsella goes right for a cover 1………………………………..2…………………………………Payne Killer gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella really wants to win this match up… And he is doing everything he can to win…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now backs Payne Killer up in to the corner and puts Payne Killer up on the top rope…

Rhino:Payne Killer looks to be in some trouble…

Mark:Kinsella is up on the top rope… Hurricanranna from the top rope by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:That was a great move by Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Payne Killer looks to be out of it… As Doug Kinsella goes for a cover on Payne Killer 1…………………………………..2…………………………………3……. NO! Payne Killer kicks out before the three count…

Rhino:That was so very close…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now whips Payne Killer in to the ropes… Powerslam by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:The momentum is in favor of Doug Kinsella right now…

Mark:Another cover by Doug Kinsella 1…………………………….2………………………… Payne Killer kicks out again…

Rhino:How much more is left in the tank of Payne Killer…

Mark:We are about to find out right now…

Rhino:He is staggering up to his feet… Doug has him lined up…

Mark:IMPACT DROP!

Rhino:That’s it…

Mark:Doug Kinsella believes this one is over… As he hooks Payne Killer’s leg… 1…………………………………………2…………………………….3…….. NO! Payne Killer had his foot on the rope…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella can not believe it…

Mark:Payne Killer is now staggering up to his feet…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella needs to figure out something else to put him away…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now hooks him up… JUDGMENT SLAM! NO! Countered by Payne Killer… Payne Killer whips him in to the ropes… High Back Body Drop…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella went for a ride…

Mark:Payne Killer waits for Doug Kinsella to turn around… Atomic Drop by Payne Killer…

Rhino:Kinsella is staggering around now…

Mark:Kick to the midsection by Payne Killer… Doug Kinsella is being setup for the Payne Reliever… Doug Kinsella blocks it and he nails Payne Killer with uppercuts…

Rhino:Kinsella is now fighting back…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now whips Payne Killer hard in to the corner… Payne Killer comes out of the corner… IMPACT DROP! NO! Payne Killer pushes him off in to the corner…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now staggering around…

Mark:Payne Killer hooks him up… PAYNE RELIEVER!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella has been laid out…

Mark:Payne Killer hooks the leg 1……………………………..2………………………..3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PAYNE KILLER…

Rhino:Payne Killer is now the number one contender for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship…

Mark:Payne Killer has his chance to be champ again… But right now we are set for our next contest…

eWa Tag Team Championship Tournament Round 1
Al Snow & Darien vs Syxx & Amazing Red

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a first round match in the eWa Tag Team Championship Tournament… Introducing first… Weighing in at a combined weight of 378 pounds… The Team of AMAZING RED and SYXX…

(“Revolution” by POD plays as Amazing Red and Syxx enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Members of the Dungeon of Doom… Weighing in at a combined weight of 473 Pounds… AL SNOW and DARIEN…

(“What does everybody want” plays as Darien and Al Snow enter the arena…)

Mark:It will be Amazing Red and Darien starting this one out for both teams… Red goes after Darien and nails him with a couple of forearm shots… Amazing Red backs Darien up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Amazing Red… Darien comes off and Amazing Red nails him with a spin heel kick…

Rhino:He caught Darien good with that spin heel kick…

Mark:Darien gets back up… Amazing Red charges… Tornado DDT on Darien…

Rhino:Amazing Red is coming out with the game plan of hitting big moves and hitting them fast…

Mark:The pace of the match is favoring Amazing Red… As he goes for a quick cover 1……………………..2…………….. Darien is able to kick out…

Rhino:Amazing Red makes the tag to Syxx…

Mark:Syxx and Amazing Red whip Darien in to the ropes… Double dropkick…Syxx goes for a cover 1……………………………..2……………………… Darien is able to kick out again…

Rhino:Syxx is now setting his own pace and is doing his thing just like Amazing Red was able to do his…

Mark:Syxx with a scoop slam…Syxx follows it up with a spinning leg drop and he goes for another cover 1…………………………..2…………….. Darien kicks out again…

Rhino:Darien is using a lot of energy each time he kicks out… Which is a smart move on Syxx and Amazing Red’s part to have him kick out over and over again…

Mark:Syxx now brings Darien in to his corner and Syxx nails him with kicks right to the midsection and a big kick nailing him right in the head…

Rhino:Al Snow can not be enjoying what he is seeing right now…

Mark:I don’t think he is…

Rhino:Amazing Red gets the tag from Syxx…

Mark:Amazing Red gets a running start and he runs and connects with a running dropkick…
Rhino:Darien looks to be out of it right now…

Mark:Another cover by Amazing Red 1……………………………..2………………….. Al Snow comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Syxx and Amazing Red have shown the ability to be a team… Al Snow and Darien are struggling at that right now…

Mark:Amazing Red whips Darien in to the ropes… Amazing Red ducks his… Darien sees and nails him with a DDT…

Rhino:If I were Darien I would try and make a tag right now…

Mark:Darien is close and he makes the tag to Al Snow…
Rhino:Syxx comes right in…

Mark:Atomic Drop by Al Snow to Syxx as he now clotheslines him over the top rope and to the floor goes Syxx…

Rhino:Amazing Red is back up…

Mark:Al Snow stops him in his tracks and he nails him with right hands… Al Snow puts Amazing Red up on his shoulder and drives him hard in to the corner…

Rhino:Al Snow has Amazing Red hooked in the tree of woe…

Mark:Darien gets the tag from Al Snow… Al Snow slides out of the ring and pulls back on the neck of Amazing Red… Darien charges and he drives his knee right in to the exposed midsection of Amazing Red…

Rhino:That was a great double team move from Al Snow and Darien…

Mark:Darien now pulls Amazing Red out of the corner as he hooks the leg 1……………………………2…………………. Amazing Red gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Darien is now taking his time with Amazing Red…

Mark:Darien goes behind Amazing Red… Reverse DDT… Another cover by Darien 1…………………………………2…………… Syxx comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:The momentum has definitely turned towards Darien and Snow…

Mark:Darien now hooks up Amazing Red…

Rhino:I think Amazing Red is about to Embrace the Darkness…

Mark:Red counters… Amazing Red comes off the ropes… Double Clothesline… Both men are down in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Both men need to make a tag right here and right now…

Mark:Darien crawls over and makes the tag to Al Snow…

Rhino:Syxx gets the tag as well…

Mark:Syxx comes in and nails Al Snow right away with some kicks… Al Snow catches the leg… Enziguri by Syxx…

Rhino:Al Snow got nailed right in the head with that kick…

Mark:Syxx is now heading to the top rope…

Rhino:Al Snow is taking a chance…

Mark:Flying Crossbody by Syxx… Al Snow rolls it over 1…………………….2………………………..3…….. NO! Amazing Red was able to break it up…

Rhino:Darien is back in the ring…

Mark:Darien clotheslines Amazing Red and both men go over the top rope and to the floor…

Rhino:Syxx is back up…

Mark:Al Snow goes for a kick to the midsection… Syxx blocks and spins Al Snow around… Syxx with a kick… X-FACTOR! NO! Countered by Al Snow… Al Snow with an atomic drop…

Rhino:Syxx is staggering back to his feet now…

Mark:Al Snow scoops him up… SNOWPLOW!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…

Mark:Al Snow hooks the leg 1………………………………….2……………………Red tries to get in… Darien stops him… 3……. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winners AL SNOW and DARIEN…

Rhino:Darien and Al Snow were able to pull this one out…

Mark:Amazing Red and Syxx gave it their all but it was not to be here tonight… Al Snow and Darien move on in the tournament as we move on to our first title match of the night…

FTW Championship Sub Way’s Law Match
Subway(c) vs Crazed Maniac
Written by NexSubman

Pa Announcer:Introducing first the challenger… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 255 ½ Pounds… CRAZED MANIAC…

(“When I am Gone” plays as Crazed Maniac enters the arena…)

Rhino:Oh SUBWAY from behind, he’s no waiting Unloading on Crazed and sends him into the barricade.

Mark:Subway going for a quick kill here tonight. Now stomping and choking Crazed, picks him and tosses him over the barricade, he un straps the eWa Fuck The World Championship and is climbing barricade and SMASHES THE TITLE ACROOS THE HEAD OF CRAZED!

Rhino:Is it me or is Sub the one whose Crazed right now? Subway pounding at the head of Crazed and we GOT BLOOD! Crazed with a low blow he looking at his own blood. He doesn’t like it short arm clothesline by Crazed on Sub, setting him up for O SHIT!

Mark:Powerbomb City coming up OVER THE BARRICADE AND BACK ONTO THE METEL RAMPWAY!

Rhino:Crazed climbs back over picks the FTW Champion up and He’s leading him to the back! Insane this will be Crazed whips Subway into the steel Entrance set up below the EWA sign above, there they go Sub crawling past the curtain and Crazed in hot pursuit.

Mark:Cameras are back there cordless feed to follow the action..Sub is up he turns BIG BOOT BY CRAZED!

Rhino:Crazed slams the head of Sub off some eWa Lighting or sound crates, Crazed has a big cord of some type and is choking the life from Sub as he looks to be bleeding from the mouth.

Mark:I hope they or I should say Crazed knows he needs that shirt to make the count, and Sub knows all he need is a referee and if not notice Terry Funk over the off in the cut!

Rhino:Crazed just DDT on Sub in top of those crates! Sub falls down and HERE….comes LITA!

Mark:She begging Crazed to stop, she not in her normal ring ettire either more Litke WWE Lita. Crazed has Lita by the hair and PIP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Subways dirty tactic.

Rhino:Lita laughing and pointing at Crazed causes its legal. Sub tells Lita go get the shirt! Sub giving a chance to Crazed.

Mark:He be alot of things but one thing he’s fair. Proves it all the time, but lets hope he listen to Omega said about him.

Rhino:Back to the match Mark….Subway with a Bulldog down the corridor. Now has trash can and throws it on top of Crazed. Sub back on the assault.

Mark:He says its War on eWa but I thinks its his passion…

Rhino:Will you stop sucking his balls for minute! Subway grabbing everything not nailed down on top of Crazed, Sub now leading more dragging Crazed down the corridor heading to the outside.

Mark:Using Crazed head to open it and they spill out into the back parking area. FTW Champion in control now slams Crazeds head in the car door once…twice…

Rhino:THREE TIMES! Sub playing to fans on hand and they love it as EWA chant breaks out..Subway yells ” CHANT SUBWAY RABBITS!” Sub wants this to be about him and begins to kick Crazed in the ribs.

Mark:Sub has changed over the years, and thats how are eWa Fuck The World Champion works. Crazed crawling away and using a bumper to get up..time is what he needed.

Rhino:Sub with a dash and Crazed ducks for a back body drop and Subway lands on the hood of a Corvette Red as the alarm sounds Crazed climbs up there and body slams Subway on to the Windshield. Now grabs Sub and begins to slam the back of Subways head into the windshield as you see blood drip from the smashed in circle!

Mark:Man Crazed showing some balls right now, But Lita is yelling to Crazed and has that Referee Shirt that Crazed needs, He see’s it and begins to come over to Lita but stops and shakes his head no. He remembers last time.

Rhino:Smart on the part of Crazed Maniac who now is setting up Sub for a Powerbomb On The ROOF? NO OFF THE CAR and Subway laid out on the pavement.

Mark:Good thinking bought some time. Lita saw it and back up but Crazed runs over Lita throws the shirt to CRAZED! What the hell, she said Kick HIS ASS! and now is leaving..whats this about? The FTW Champion in trouble.

Rhino:No idea Crazed puts on the shirt goes to Sub who charges BOOT by Crazed and a Elbow drop, Crazed picks him up and throws Sub towards a Mustang and his right arm shatters the window ..Subway now bleeding from the arm as well. He is a bloody mess.

Mark:Terry Funk following closely reading to make the pin or a save gotta wonder which. Crazed leading Subway away from here by banging his head off every car hood around. making there way to the Fences as Crazed goes to whip Subway into the fence and the FTW Champion reverses it and sends Crazed to the fence as Subway follows close behind to grind the face into the chain link fence!

Rhino:Breathe Mark, Subway spins him around and unloads a fury of punches! Kenshiro style! Subway brings the Fist Of The North star series with him on the road and makes us watch it, good programing!

Mark:Enough already, Subway looks behind him and humps into the nearest car and hot wires it and goes to ram CRAZED! HE move just in time the trunk just popped open as Subway jumps out Crazed and the FTW Champion trading shots, Subway blocks and Roaring Forearm rocks Crazed now opens the door and low blow to Crazed as Subway stuffs Crazed inside!

Rhino:Subway going to the trunk gets a crowbar and BEGINS SMASHING OUT THE WINDOWS ALL AROUND THE VECHILE! NOW ON THE ROOF AND BEGINS SMASHING THE WINSHEILD AS CRAZED JUMPS OUT!

Mark: Subway OFF THE CAR CROWBAR TO SKULL OF CRAZED HE’S OUT COLD!

Rhino:The FTW Champion dragging him over to broken chain link fence, and IS WRAPPING CRAZED UP!

Mark:You mean rolling him up and waves to Terry to fucking count! 1……………2…………….3! It’s Over and Subway retains as Funk raises his hand in victory! Lets hear the announcement.

Pa Announcer:And still EWA FUCK THE WORLD CHAMPION….SUBWAY!

Rhino:Subway still the eWa Fuck The World Champion but whats next for the Champ?

Mark: Who knows about whats next as the FTW Title goes but I know Third World Empire got some action coming lets get to the next matchup.

eWa Television Championship TLC Rules Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Derek Chambers

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a TLC Match and is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From New York, Ny… Weighing in at 235 pounds… Crimson Thunder DEREK CHAMBERS…

(Derek Chamber’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa Television Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels walks in to the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Shawn Michaels locks up with Derek Chambers… Shawn Michaels locks him up with a side headlock… Derek Chambers tries to fight out of it as he backs Shawn Michaels up in to the ropes… Chambers pushes him off in to the farside… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes and gets taken down with a dropkick…

Rhino:That dropkick caught Shawn Michaels off guard…

Mark:The Heartbreak Kid gets back on to his feet…Lou Thez Press by Derek Chambers and he hammers Shawn Michaels with right hands…

Rhino:That’s a page right out of Stone Cold Steve Austin’s playbook…

Mark:HBK staggers back up on to his feet…Derek Chambers charges and he sends the eWa Television Champion over the top rope and to the floor goes Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Derek Chambers is not done…

Mark:Chambers with a slingshot… HBK moves out of the way and Derek Chambers crashes and burns on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:That one backfired…

Mark:The veteran Shawn Michaels saw it coming and is now looking to take advantage… As Michaels now rolls Derek Chambers back in to the ring…

Rhino:Shawn is bringing a chair in to the ring with him now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels opens up the chair and waits for Derek to get back up… Derek Chambers is up and Shawn Michaels scoops him up and slams him right down on to the chair…

Rhino:I don’t think anyone will be sitting in that chair…

Mark:No I don’t think anyone will… As Shawn Michaels now backs Derek Chambers up in to the corner… Knife Edge Chops by the Showstopper…

Rhino:WOOOOOO!

Mark:HBK with a hard irish whip to Crimson Thunder sending him hard in to the farside corner… HBK charges… Derek Chambers gets the boat up… Derek Chambers gets up on the middle rope… Bulldog from the middle rope driving Shawn Michaels head first in to the mat…

Rhino:The Challenger is now looking to step up to the plate and take advantage…

Mark:Derek Chambers now goes to the outside of the ring and slides a table in to the ring…

Rhino:I think business is about to pick up…

Mark:Derek Chambers is also going after the ladder…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back up…

Mark:Chambers tries to slide the ladder back in to the ring but Shawn Michaels baseball slides the ladder right back in to the face of Derek Chambers…

Rhino:That’s where Shawn Michaels experience in a ladder match pays off…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now picks up Derek Chambers and drops him head first in to the steel guard rail…Shawn Michaels now rolls Derek Chambers back in to the ring…

Rhino:Derek Chambers could be in some trouble…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now sets the ladder up in the corner… HBK grabs him by the legs and he slingshots Derek Chambers right in to the ladder…

Rhino:Derek Chambers looks to be out on his feet right now…

Mark:Derek Chambers staggers around… SWEET CHIN MUS! NO! Derek Chambers ducks the superkick… DDT by Derek Chambers…

Rhino:One minute Derek Chambers looked to be out on his feet… Then the next he was able to counter the Superkick and is now trying to fight his way back in to this match up…

Mark:Derek Chambers now opens up on Shawn Michaels with big right hands… Chambers follows it up with a kick to the midsection… Sitdown Powerbomb by Crimson Thunder Derek Chambers…

Rhino:The Challenger is looking to some damage now…

Mark:A table has been opened up by Derek Chambers…

Rhino:The Champion looks to be completely out of it…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is laid out on the table… Derek Chambers now opens up the ladder…

Rhino:This could end it for Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Derek Chambers is climbing up the ladder…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back up and is climbing up the other side of the ladder…

Mark:Both men trading right hands on the ladder…

Rhino:The ladder is shaking…

Mark:Shawn Michaels rams Derek Chambers head in to the ladder and Derek Chamber slides down the ladder and his the mat…

Rhino:Derek Chambers took a fall…

Mark:The Ladder is still shaking… Derek Chambers pushes it over and Shawn Michaels comes crashing down and hits the top rope…

Rhino:That was a bad fall for Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Derek Chambers now composes him self…As he now picks up Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:It could be time for the Death Stroke…

Mark:Chambers has him hooked… HBK fights out of it with right hands… Derek Chambers blocks one… Charges at Shawn Michaels… HBK ducks the clothesline… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Derek Chambers has been knocked out with the Superkick from Shawn Michaels…

Mark:HBK is now regrouping after hitting the superkick and is now positioning the ladder underneath the championship…

Rhino:Derek Chambers is crawling towards the ladder…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is making his climb to the gold…

Rhino:Derek Chambers is finding away to climb up the other side…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is almost there… Derek Chambers reaches through and nails him right a right hand to the gut…

Rhino:Both men are now once again fighting on the ladder..

Mark:Derek Chambers scores with a big right hand knocking Shawn Michaels down a rung…

Rhino:Derek Chambers is now reaching up for the gold…

Mark:Strong uppercut by Shawn Michaels… Michaels with a shove to Derek Chambers… Chambers tries to shove Shawn Michaels back… But Shawn Michaels shoves him back again… DEREK FALLS! And CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:OH MY GOD!

Mark:HBK pushed Derek Chambers off the ladder… Michaels now reaches up and he pulls down the eWa Television Championship… This one is over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Television Champion… SHAWN MICHAELS…

Rhino:Once again Shawn Michaels retains the eWa Television Championship…

Mark:What else can be thrown at Shawn Michaels by Mick Foley… We will have to wait and find out… But now we will see who will be the Last Man Standing in our main event…

eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship Last Man Standing Match
Heidenreich(c) vs Triple H

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH and is for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” by Motorhead plays as Triple H walks in to the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New Orleans, Louisiana… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… The Defending eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… HEIDENREICH…

(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich walks in to the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Heidenreich and Triple H are nose to nose in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Triple H is doing a little bit of trash talking to Heidenreich…

Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand… Heidenreich blocks… The Game goes for one more right hand… Blocked again by Heidenreich…

Rhino:Triple H is one step slow right now…

Mark:Heidenreich nails Triple H with a couple of big right hands knocking down the challenger… Triple H gets back up and he takes a clothesline from Heidenreich…

Rhino:Heidenreich is throwing Triple H off his game right now…

Mark:Heidenreich with one more clothesline to Triple H…

Rhino:The Game can not believe what is happening…

Mark:Triple H charges and Heidenreich lays him out with a big boot… The Challenger now rolls to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Triple H is completely off of his game right now thanks to Heidenreich…

Mark:Triple H takes his time getting back in to the ring… Heidenreich charges at Triple H… The Game jumps down before Heidenreich could hit him…

Rhino:Heidenreich really has thrown Triple H off of his game…

Mark:Heidenreich is standing by the ropes saying to Triple H to bring it…

Rhino:The Game is really taking his time to get back in to the ring…

Mark:Triple H grabs the leg of Heidenreich and trips him up and is dragging him to the corner…Triple H drives Heidenreich’s right leg in to the ring post…

Rhino:That time Triple H was able to out smart Heidenreich…

Mark:Triple H one more time rams Heidenreich’s leg in to the ring post…

Rhino:What is Triple H doing now…

Mark:The Game grabs a steel chair and he cracks it across the right leg of Heidenreich… Smashing it with the chair and the ring post…

Rhino:You can see it on Heidenreich’s face that the last shot hurt…

Mark:The Game rolls back in to the ring and pulls Heidenreich back in to the center of the ring… Triple H picks up his right leg and drops all of his weight down… One more time he drives his weight on to Heidenreich right leg…

Rhino:We can see that Triple H’s game plan is to keep Heidenreich on his back and to work on his legs so he wont be able to stand…

Mark:Triple H locks in the figure four leg lock in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Remember Heidenreich can tap out and he wont lose the title… As this Last Man Standing Rules…

Mark:Heidenreich tries to make his way to the ropes… But I don’t even think the ropes will help either…

Rhino:Heidenreich now instead of going for the ropes is trying to over power Triple H…

Mark:Triple H trying to fight Heidenreich from turning it over… Heidenreich is able to turn him over…

Rhino:Triple H is now the one in pain…

Mark:Triple H quickly breaks up the figure four…

Rhino:The damage has been done to Heidenreich’s right knee and leg…

Mark:Triple H now goes back to the outside and has brought another steel chair in to the ring…

Rhino:This is not going to be good for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Heidenreich hobbles around… Triple H takes a swing and he nails Heidenreich right in the leg and down he goes…

Rhino:Triple H is telling the referee to count…

Mark:And that is what the referee is doing…

Rhino:I think Triple H might have shattered something in Heidenreich’s leg after that chair shot…

Mark:The referee is up to six… seven… eight… Heidenreich is able to pull himself up… Triple H charges at Heidenreich… Heidenreich ducks and he back drops Triple H over the top rope and to the floor goes Triple H…

Rhino:Heidenreich is trying to get the feeling back in his leg right now…

Mark:He is doing whatever he can to do it… As he is walking around the ring with a limp…

Rhino:Triple H grabs Heidenreich again by the leg…

Mark:The Game drags Heidenreich towards the corner again…Triple H has his leg… Heidenreich however shoves Triple H off and The Game hits the guardrail…

Rhino:Heidenreich is rolling to the outside now…

Mark:Heidenreich picks up Triple H and drops him throat first against the steel guardrail…

Rhino:Heidenreich is starting to get on a roll now…

Mark:Triple H is back up… Heidenreich with a hard irish whip sending Triple H hard in to the ring steps…

Rhino:The champion has taken back complete control of this match…

Mark:Triple H is trying to walk up the ramp right now…

Rhino:Heidenreich is going after him with chair in hand…

Mark:Thumb to the eye by Triple H…

Rhino:He is trying to by himself sometime as they fight on the entrance ramp…

Mark:Triple H picks up the chair… Triple H swings… Heidenreich ducks… Heidenreich grabs the chair away from Triple H and he cracks Triple H across the skull with the steel chair…

Rhino:That was one hell of a chair shot…

Mark:Heidenreich now has Triple H by the hair…

Rhino:Im outta here…

Mark:Stay where you are… As Heidenreich is bringing Triple H over to the broadcast table…Heidenreich is standing on the table with Triple H…

Rhino:This is not gonna be good…

Mark:Heidenreich has Triple H setup…LOW BLOW! The Game with a low blow to Heidenreich…

Rhino:Triple H just saved himself…

Mark:The Game now goes for a Pedigree… Heidenreich blocks… As Heidenreich hammers Triple H in the back with clubbing blows…

Rhino:Heidenreich is now going for a powerbomb again…

Mark:The Game counters… Back Body Drop… HEIDENREICH GOES THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE…

Rhino:He back dropped him from our table to the Spanish Announce Table…

Mark:Heidenreich looks to be out… As the referee begins his count…

Rhino:Triple H is trying to pull himself up and hold himself up…

Mark:Five… Six… Seven…

Rhino:Heidenreich is starting to move…

Mark:Eight… Nine… Heidenreich is back up…

Rhino:Triple H can not believe Heidenreich got back up…

Mark:Triple H is now heading back down to the ring and is looking underneath the ring for something…

Rhino:I think he is looking for the sledgehammer…

Mark:That is exactly what he has…

Rhino:Triple H has the sledgehammer and is walking back up the ramp…

Mark:Heidenreich is moving around now…

Rhino:Triple H is lining him up…

Mark:WHAT THE HELL! ERIC STRYKER JUST LAID OUT TRIPLE H WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!

Rhino:Where did he come from?

Mark:Eric Stryker came out from the back with a sledgehammer and he just laid out Triple H…

Rhino:Triple H was laid out with his own weapon…

Mark:Heidenreich now grabs Triple H by the hair and is dragging him back over towards us…

Rhino:There is no movement in the body of Triple H…

Mark:Heidenreich has him up…

Rhino:I am out of here…

Mark:POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! Triple H is out cold…

Rhino:Wow… I cant believe what I have just seen…

Mark:Neither can I… Five… Six… Seven…

Rhino:I don’t think Triple H is gonna get up…

Mark:Eight… Nine… TEN! ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… HEIDENREICH…

Rhino:Heidenreich wins… But the big news is that Eric Stryker got some payback on Triple H…

Mark:Its going to be very interesting to see what happens…Heidenreich is still champion… We gotta go… Good Night Everyone…

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