Tuesday Night Carnage 05-10-05

Mark:Welcome everyone to Tuesday Night Carnage and its a great night once again here in the eWa…

Rhino:Yes it is..Im looking forward to Heidenreich and Animal…

Mark:That should be one interesting match up for the eWa Television Championship… Our main event is a Number One Contendership Match for the Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship…

Rhino:That match up is a real toss up…

Mark:So much to get to… We shouldn’t waste anytime and lets get started with our first match up…

Chris Benoit vs John Bradshaw Layfield

Pa Announcer:Tonights opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Edmonton,Alberta,Ca…Weighing in at 235 Pounds…From the BTP… The Rabid Wolverine CHRIS BENOIT…

(“Whatever” plays as Chris Benoit enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From New York City… Weighing in at 290 Pounds…Part of the Dungeon of Doom…JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD…

(“Longhorn” plays as JBL enters the arena…)

Mark:Both men lock up in the center of the ring… JBL goes behind Chris Benoit… Benoit with a quick counter and goes behind JBL and takes him down forcefully… Benoit now mounts JBL on his back and nails him with hard forearm shots…

Rhino:Those are some vicious shots by Chris Benoit…

Mark:JBL rolls around to the corner and backs away from Chris Benoit…

Rhino:Chris Benoit looks to have a fire in his eyes…

Mark:Hard Knife Edge by Chris Benoit…

Rhino:WOOOOO!

Mark:One more chop to the chest by Chris Benoit…

Rhino:Look how red JBL’s chest is getting right now…

Mark:Chris Benoit with a hard irish whip sending JBL in to the corner…Chris Benoit charges in at JBL… JBL gets the boot up right in Chris Benoit’s face…

Rhino:Benoit is staggering around…

Mark:JBL picks up Chris Benoit and snake eyes him on the top turnbuckle…

Rhino:Chris Benoit looks to be out on his feet…

Mark:JBL with a big boot to Chris Benoit laying him out… JBL with a cover on Chris Benoit 1……………………..2……………………. Benoit gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:JBL is hitting some vicious shots and stiff shots to Chris Benoit…

Mark:Yes he is… As he now backs Chris Benoit up to the corner…

Rhino:JBL is now setting up Chris Benoit on the top rope…

Mark:JBL hooks up Chris Benoit…Superplex… Blocked by Chris Benoit…

Rhino:Chris Benoit is fighting back…

Mark:Headbutt by Chris Benoit knocking JBL off the top rope…

Rhino:Chris Benoit is standing on the top rope…

Mark:FLYING HEADBUTT CONNECTS!

Rhino:That could be it right there for Benoit to win this thing…

Mark:Chris Benoit with a cover on JBL 1……….2………..3…..NO! JBL got his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was close…Benoit almost won this match…

Mark:JBL is staggering up to his feet… Chris Benoit goes behind him… German Suplex… Chris Benoit rolls through… Another German Suplex…

Rhino:JBL looks to be out of it…

Mark:Third… No… JBL blocks and nails Benoit with shots to the head…

Rhino:JBL is fighting back…

Mark:JBL charges… CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! NO! Chris Benoit ducks…

Rhino:JBL went for the kill…

Mark:Chops to the chest by Benoit… Chris Benoit goes behind JBL… German Suplex… Countered… LOW BLOW!

Rhino:The referee didn’t see it…

Mark:CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:JBL hooks the leg 1……….2………….3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD…

Rhino:JBL pulled out the win here tonight…

Mark:JBL with a strong win… As we get set for our next contest…

Lone Jobber vs Eden Sykes

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Fron Reading, Pa… Weighing in at 220… Insane EDEN SYKES…

(“Niagara Bloodbath” by I Want To Kill You plays as Eden Sykes enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…

(“Survivial of the Sickest” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:Lone Jobber and Eden Sykes lock horns in the center of the ring… Eden Sykes backs Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Eden Sykes nails Lone Jobber with right hands in the ropes… Irish whip by Eden Sykes… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes and Eden Sykes nails him with a huge back body drop…

Rhino:Lone Jobber staggers up to his feet…

Mark:Eden Sykes kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection and nails him with a spinning neckbreaker… Quick cover by Eden Sykes 1……………..2……………. Lone Jobber kicks out…

Rhino:Eden Sykes now waits for Lone Jobber to get back up…

Mark:Lone Jobber turns around and Eden Sykes picks him up and puts him up on his shoulder… Airplane Spin by Eden Sykes…

Rhino:An Airplane Spin…I haven’t seen that move in years…

Mark:Eden Sykes drops Lone Jobber in the ring…

Rhino:Eden Sykes is trying to compose himself right now…

Mark:A cover by Eden Sykes 1……………….2…………………. Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up again…

Rhino:Right now it has been all Eden Sykes…

Mark:Eden Sykes now hooks up Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber blocks the suplex and spins Eden Sykes around in to a DDT… A cover by Lone Jobber 1……………………..2…………… Kickout by Eden Sykes…

Rhino:Lone Jobber looks like he is going to try and take control of this match up…

Mark:Lone Jobber nails Eden Sykes with a couple of right hands knocking him back in to the ropes… Lone Jobber whips Eden Sykes in to the corner… Lone Jobber charges right in and nails him with a running clothesline…

Rhino:Eden Sykes is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Running Bulldog by Lone Jobber…A cover by Lone Jobber 1…………………………2………………Eden Sykes gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:You can see Lone Jobber starting to get in to a groove…

Mark:Eden Sykes staggers up to his feet… Lone Jobber now hooks Eden Sykes…Brainbuster by Lone Jobber driving Eden Sykes in to the canvas…

Rhino:Eden Sykes looks to be out of it…

Mark:Lone Jobber with another cover 1………………………….2…………………………. Kick out again by Eden Sykes…

Rhino:Right now Eden Sykes is staggering up to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber now hooks up Eden Sykes… Eden Sykes comes back with some upper cuts to Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Eden Syker is fighting back…

Mark:Eden Sykes hooks up Lone Jobber… Underhook DDT by Eden Sykes…

Rhino:That was one hell of a move…

Mark:Here is the cover by Eden Sykes 1…………………………..2…………………….3….NO! Lone Jobber got his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was close…

Mark:Eden Sykes is now putting Lone Jobber up on to the top rope…

Rhino:This could be it right here…

Mark:PURE EDEN! NO! Countered by Lone Jobber…As he knocks him off the ropes…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now standing on the top rope…

Mark:450 SPLASH!

Rhino:What a move by Lone Jobber…

Mark:Heres the cover by Lone Jobber 1……….2…………3…..ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER…

Rhino:Finally Lone Jobber got the win with the 450 Splash…

Mark:He finally hit it as well and it scored him a big win here tonight… We have a lot more to get to as we get set for our next contest…

Raven vs Demon Child

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Bowerly… Weighing in at 237 Pounds… RAVEN…

(“Nevermore” plays as Raven enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Seattle,Wa… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…

(“Devil Without a Cause” By Kid Rock plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Demon Child goes right after Raven connecting with right hands…

Rhino:Demon Child is coming out very aggressively with those right hands…

Mark:Raven fires back with a couple of right hands… Raven reaches back and nails Demon Child with a big right hand knocking Demon Child straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Demon Child gets right back up…

Mark:Raven with a kick to the midsection of Demon Child…Running High Knee Lift by Raven…

Rhino:That caught Demon Child right in the head…

Mark:Raven now goes after Demon Child and begins choking the life out of him…Raven continues to choke before the referee breaks it up…

Rhino:This is Raven’s first match back in a few months… And he is picking up where he left off…

Mark:Demon Child is back up on to his feet… Raven charges in at Demon Child… Demon Child ducks the clothesline from Raven and he nails Raven with a clothesline… Demon Child now mounts Raven and nails him with right hands…

Rhino:Demon Child is opening up on Raven right now…

Mark:Raven is now back up on to his feet… Demon Child with an irish whip sending Raven in to the ropes… Raven comes off and gets nailed with a dropkick from Demon Child… Demon Child goes for a cover 1…………………….2………………….. Raven gets his shoulder up….

Rhino:Demon Child is taking control of this match up…

Mark:Raven turns around… Kick to the midsection by Demon Child… Gut Wrench Powerbomb by Demon Child… Demon Child goes right for a cover 1……………………….2…………………….3…NO! Raven gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Raven is in some trouble at the moment…

Mark:Demon Child now hooks up Raven… Reverse DDT by Demon Child…Another cover by Demon Child 1…………………………..2…………………………..Kickout again by Raven…

Rhino:Raven is trying to stay in this match…

Mark:Demon Child with an irish whip to Raven…Raven comes off the ropes… Demon Child ducks his head… Raven puts on the breaks and nails Demon Child with a stiff kick right to the head…

Rhino:That was one hard kick…

Mark:Raven charges in and takes out Demon Child with a clothesline…

Rhino:There is still some fight left in Raven…

Mark:Demon Child gets up on to his feet… Right hands by Raven as he backs him up in to the corner… Raven with a hard irish whip to Demon Child… Demon Child comes out of the corner… Running Bulldog by Raven…

Rhino:This is vintage Raven right now…

Mark:Raven with a cover 1…………………..2………………………3…NO! Demon Child kicks out…

Rhino:Demon Child is now in some trouble…

Mark:Raven now waits for Demon Child to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:This could be it right now…

Mark:Raven has him hooked…EVENFLOW!

Rhino:That’s it…

Mark:Raven with a cover 1…………………………..2……………………3……NO! Demon Child got his foot on the rope…

Rhino:Raven cant believe it…He thought that was it…

Mark:Demon Child now staggers back up to his feet…

Rhino:Raven is looking to hit the Evenflow again…

Mark:Raven has him hooked… Demon Child counters the Evenflow and turns it in to a clothesline…

Rhino:Raven is back up…

Mark:Demon Child with a right hands… Raven comes back with one of his own… Demon Child ducks the next one… Kick to the midsection… HEARTSTOPPER!

Rhino:That’s gonna be it…

Mark:Demon Child with a cover 1………………….2……………………3………This one is over…

Pa Announder:Here is your winner DEMON CHILD…

Rhino:Demon Child picks up a win over Raven…

Mark:This was a good win for Demon Child… As we send it back to the ring for the next match…

Shawn Michaels vs Darien

Pa Announcer:The next match up is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Glen Burnie,Md… Weighing in at 239 Pounds…Representing The Church of Pain…DARIEN…

(“insaneology” plays as Darien enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X and One Half of the eWa Tag Team Champions… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Shawn Michaels and Darien are face to face in the center of the ring… Michaels with a chop to the chest… Darien comes back at Shawn Michaels and nails him with a right hand…

Rhino:Shawn didn’t like that at all…

Mark:One more shot by Darien nailing Shawn Michaels right in the jaw… Michaels now pulls back and misses with a right hand… Darien whips HBK in to the ropes… And he takes Shawn Michaels over with a back body drop…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back up…

Mark:Darien charges at Shawn Michaels… Cross Body… No… Shawn Michaels ducked out of the way and Darien went through the ropes and to the floor went Darien…

Rhino:That move sure backfired on him…

Mark:Shawn now goes to the outside and whips Darien in to the steel guard rail… Reversed by Shawn Michaels and Michaels hits the guard rail instead…

Rhino:That one backfired on Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Darien rolls Shawn Michaels in to the ring… And now drives his knee right in to the back of Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Darien is making it a point right now to focus in on the back of Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Darien picks up Shawn Michaels and nails him with backbreaker…

Rhino:You can see the pain on Shawn Michaels face right now…

Mark:Darien goes for a cover 1……………………….2…………………….. Kickout by Shawn Michaels…Darien now once again drives his knee in to the back of Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:He is trying to stretch the Heartbreak Kid and I think he is doing a good job at it right now…

Mark:Surfboard by Darien as he has his knees right in the lower back of Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Will Shawn Michaels give up from the Surfboard…

Mark:Darien breaks the hold as his shoulders were getting too close to the mat…Darien now picks up Shawn Michaels and whips him hard in to the corner…

Rhino:Shawn just hit the corner and fell right to the canvas…

Mark:Darien with a cover on Shawn Michaels 1………………………….2………………. HBK kicks out again…

Rhino:Darien is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Darien lifts up Shawn Michaels…Suteki Da Ne… Darien’s version of the TKO…

Rhino:That could be it…

Mark:Darien with a cover on Shawn Michaels 1…………………………….2………………………3… NO! Shawn Michaels got his shoulder up…

Rhino:That one was close…

Mark:Darien now signaling for Embracing The Darkness…

Rhino:This could be it for Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Darien has Shawn Michaels up… HBK counters out and goes behind Darien and nails him with a belly to back suplex…

Rhino:Both men are down at the moment…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is pulling himself back up with the ropes as he is holding on to his back…

Rhino:Darien is up…

Mark:Darien with a couple of right hands to Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:HBK turned right in to them…

Mark:Darien backs Shawn Michaels up in to the ropes with the right hands… Irish whip by Darien… HBK ducks the clothesline and comes off and nails Darien with a flying forearm shot…

Rhino:Both men are down again…

Mark:HBK nips up…

Rhino:It looks like Shawn has found his second burst of energy…

Mark:HBK nails Darien with right hands and follows it up with an Atomic Drop… Darien turns right around in to a big clothesline from Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:You can see Shawn Michaels is starting to feel it…

Mark:Darien is up and down he goes as Shawn Michaels nails him with a body slam…

Rhino:The Showstopper is heading to the top rope…

Mark:Darien is up and knocks Shawn Michaels down from the top rope…

Rhino:Darien is now climbing to the top rope…

Mark:Superplex… No… Blocked by Shawn Michaels as he knocks Darien off the top rope…

Rhino:HBK is standing…

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop Connects from Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Vintage Shawn Michaels and now he is saying that’s it…

Mark:The band is being tuned for some Sweet Chin Music…

Rhino:Darien is up…

Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Darien ducks and kicks Shawn Michaels right in the gut…

Rhino:Darien is calling for the end…

Mark:Darien has Shawn Michaels up… EMBRACE THE DARKNESS! NO! Shawn Michaels counters out… Darien turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg 1……………………….2……………………3….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets the win here tonight and he took everything Darien had…

Mark:Darien tried but it wasn’t enough tonight as Shawn Michaels came out on top… As we get set for our next contest…

Triple H vs Doug Kinsella

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… One half of the eWa Tag Team Champions… The Game TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton, Ohio…Weighing in at 241 Pounds… Representing the Dungeon of Doom… DOUG KINSELLA…

(“Firefly” by Breaking Benjamin plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)

Mark:Triple H locks eyes with Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:You can feel the tension in the air right now…

Mark:Triple H nails Doug Kinsella with a right hand… Doug Kinsella nails Triple H with a left hand… Triple H comes back with another one… And there they go…

Rhino:It’s a slugfest at the moment…

Mark:Triple H hammers Doug Kinsella back in to the corner… Triple H reaches back… Doug ducks the right hand… And he now opens up on Triple H…

Rhino:Look at Doug Kinsella go…

Mark:Doug Kinsella whips Triple H in to the farside corner… Triple H comes out and gets taken over with a back body drop…

Rhino:Triple H gets right back up…

Mark:Running Clothesline by Doug Kinsella knocking Triple H over the top rope and to the floor goes Triple H…

Rhino:The Game is in a bad mood on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Triple H takes his time getting back in to the ring… Doug Kinsella charges at Triple H and he knocks him off the apron and Triple H hits his head on the guardrail…

Rhino:Right now Doug Kinsella is frustrating Triple H… And you can see it on Triple H’s face…

Mark:Triple H is pacing around on the outside of the ring… Doug Kinsella charges with a baseball slide… Triple H moves out of the way and he pulls Doug Kinsella out of the ring and nails him with a straight right hand knocking him down…

Rhino:That was a big right hand from Triple H…

Mark:The Game now picks up Doug Kinsella and drops him face first on to the side of the ring before rolling him back in to the ring…

Rhino:Triple H is now looking at Doug and is looking right at Doug’s hand…

Mark:Triple H stomps on Doug Kinsella’s right hand trying to break the cast off of his hand…

Rhino:That’s the mean streak in Triple H…

Mark:Triple H pulls Doug Kinsella by the arm and he rams it across the side of the ring…

Rhino:Doug is in a lot of pain after Triple H did that…

Mark:Triple H now scoops him up with a hammerlock and slams him right down on his hand…

Rhino:Things are not looking so good for Doug Kinsella…

Mark:The Game now whips Doug Kinsella in to the corner and The Game now drives his shoulder in to the midsection of Doug Kinsella and follows it up with kicks to the midsection…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting a mudhole stomped in on him right now…

Mark:Triple H now hooks up Doug Kinsella and nails him with a vertical suplex…

Rhino:It looks like Triple H is enjoying what he is doing to Doug Kinsella at the moment…

Mark:The Game picks up Doug Kinsella and nails him with a backbreaker… A cover by Triple H 1………………………….2…………….. Kickout by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:The momentum is clearly in Triple H’s favor right now…

Mark:Triple H now mounts Doug Kinsella and starts ripping at his cast on the right hand…Triple H now stands up and steps right on his hand again…

Rhino:This is just wrong… The referee needs to step in and stop him from doing that…

Mark:The Game now whips Doug Kinsella in to the ropes… Running High Knee by The Game…

Rhino:That’s vintage Triple H…

Mark:The Game with the cover 1…………………………..2………………… Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Doug is in a lot of trouble…

Mark:Triple H picks up Doug Kinsella and whips him in to the ropes… Doug Kinsella with a counter… Double Clothesline…

Rhino:Doug’s right hand caught Triple H in the head from that clothesline and both men are struggling to their feet…

Mark:Triple H turns around and goes for a right hand… Doug Kinsella blocks and nails The Game with a right hand with the cast… Kick to the midsection by Doug Kinsella… Double Arm DDT laying out Triple H…

Rhino:The momentum is starting to turn in favor of Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now waits for Triple H to turn around… T-Bone Suplex by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:That was a nice move…

Mark:Kinsella with a cover 1……………………………….2…………….. Kickout by The Game…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is starting to feel it…

Mark:Triple H staggers up to the corner… Doug Kinsella charges and connects with a running clothesline…

Rhino:The Game is staggering out…

Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker by Doug Kinsella… Another cover by Doug Kinsella 1………………….2……………… Kick out again…

Rhino:The Game is in some trouble…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now waits for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:This could be it…

Mark:Doug Kinsella has Triple H setup… IMPACT DROP! NO! The Game counters out and nails Doug with a right hand…

Rhino:The Game is fighting his way back in to the match…

Mark:Doug Kinsella ducks the clothesline…Kinsella hooks up Triple H… JUDGMENT SLAM!

Rhino:That could be it… Doug Kinsella could have this match up won…

Mark:Doug with a cover 1……………………………….2……………………….3……..NO! Triple H got his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was so close… And Doug Kinsella can not believe he didn’t get the win…

Mark:Triple H is pulling himself back up…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella has his eye on hitting the Impact Drop…

Mark:The Game turns around… Doug charges… Triple H with a stiff kick and he hit Doug Kinsella right in the right hand…

Rhino:Doug just went down in a lot of pain…

Mark:Triple H now hits Doug Kinsella with a knee buster…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering around…

Mark:Triple H with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! Doug Kinsella with a back drop…

Rhino:Triple H is turning around…

Mark:Doug Kinsella scoops up Triple H… IMPACT DROP!

Rhino:That’s it… Doug Kinsella has beaten The Game…

Mark:Heres the cover 1………………………………….2……………………………..3…….NO! The Game got his foot on the rope…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella can not believe it…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on his feet…

Rhino:Triple H just pulled himself back up…

Mark:Doug Kinsella charges… Triple H ducks… SPINEBUSTER! Drilling Doug Kinsella straight in to the canvas…

Rhino:That just knocked the wind right out of Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Triple H now picks him up… PEDIGREE!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella was just drilled in to the canvas with two back to back moves…

Mark:Triple H hooks the leg on Doug Kinsella 1……………………………..2…………………..3…… This one is over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H…

Rhino:Damn… Triple H found a way to pull this one out…

Mark:The Game is victorious here tonight…

(Lights go out)

Rhino:What is going on now?

Mark:I don’t know…

(Lights come back on)

Rhino:OH MY GOD!

Mark:Its Justin Credible… Justin spins Triple H around… THAT’S INCREDIBLE!

Rhino:Why did Justin just do that to Triple H…

Mark:Justin Credible just screamed to Doug Kinsella… “That’s How You Make an Impact”…

Rhino:Justin Credible has made his impact known to Triple H…

Mark:Yes he did… As we now get set for our first title match of the night…

FTW Championship Last Man Standing Match
Subway(c) vs William McConnell
Written by NexSubman

Pa Announcer:Introducing the challenger … From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… 1/2 Co Vice president….The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL…

(“The Answer” Plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Introducing the eWa Fuck The World Champion….From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Representing the Third World Empire… … 1/2 Co Vice President ……..The Question SUBWAY…

(“Hits from the bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Mark:Subway is standing at the entrance way….William waving for Subway to come down..as Sub smiles…

Rhino:It’s Mick Foley from the back he is standing next to Subway as the fans greet Mick with Cheers.

Mark:The Director Of TLC Division the hottest Division in EWA right now.

Mick Foley:You know it’s great to be here in…FORT WORTH TEXAS (fans go wild as Mick Smiles)…And I know what you people really wanna see so let’s do this and make this a contest between to arch rivals even better as of right now, by the power invested In Subway…This Is Now A TLC RULES MATCH UP! *crowd cheers* That’s right a Last Man Standing TLC Match up…so Subway I know your ready..I see Williams ready…that’s my cue …to leave….Have a Nice Night!

Mark:Subway has come down to the ring and climbs in William right in the face of Subway, Sub rolls his eyes and then Shoves William down to the ground.

Rhino:William back up quickly in the face again and Right hands by William backing Subway up to the ropes….off the ropes William sends Subway….the Ftw Champion comes off the opposite side and right in to a Heel Kick from William.

Mark:Co Vp Subway is down but right back up and Japanese arm drag by William The other Co Vp, these guys have alot of Secondary names.

Rhino:But Only One eWa FTW Champion Subway who right now is going for a ride UP and Down…Beautiful Back Drop by William who is in full control.

Mark:William now sizing Subway up stalking him as he get to his DROPKICK to the KNEE! William with martial arts kicks unloading on Subway and a SWEAP Kick to that bad knee.

Rhino:William just grabbed a chair from the outside and through it in the ring. Now to the top rope. Subway cut him off and William just got his Balls rung!

Mark:Subway climbs up there with him giving William shots to the head….SUPERPLEX OFF William HITS THE CHAIR AS DID SUB A BIT! There both down…Sub holding his knee as William struggling to get up.

Rhino:William pounding the mat, getting pumped up and he jumps out of the ring and goes under the ring as Sub slides out and goes under the ring on the other side.

Mark:What are they Up too? Both got something…Subway has a Table and is setting it up ringside. William has a Ladder and setting it up on the outside.

Rhino:They see each other and both go for Chairs. Both slide in the ring and William charges at Subway first, Sub ducks as the FTW Champion comes off the ropes and Ducks Sub’s swing!

Mark:William with a 5 STAR PSYKO KICK from nowhere, or maybe was whole plan. This the First Time Undisputed Champion knows that ring well.

Rhino:The FTW is down the referee comes over to make the count William shoves him out of the way and places the chair on Subways head.

Mark:Continues up the turnbuckle to the top …he points at Subway and LEGDROP ON THE CHAIR!

Rhino:William felt it as well limping a bit pointing at the Ladder, as Subway is bleeding badly is now coming around. William outside making the climb.

Mark:Subway whipping the blood away from his eyes. Now on hands and knees ..fighting to get up.

Rhino:William waiting at the top, and he leaps off as Subway turns…SUBWAY ROLLED CAMMANDO STYLE OUT OF THE WAY AND WILLIAM CAME DOWN HARD AND AKWARD!

Mark:The Ladder now like a seesaws in the ring over the ropes, William rolling around on the mat, referee checks him as Subway kicks the referee in the ass to move.

Rhino:Subway now taunting William, The FTW Champion is now in control kicks William in the ribs..and again. He picks him up and tosses him over the tope rope and to the outside near the Table set up.

Mark:Subway looking evil intentions comes out after William and sends him into the railing and William stumble out after crashing into it and is caught with a clothesline!

Rhino:Subway on the ring apron and runs and Elbow off the apron..Catus Style!

Mark:I bet Mick is proud in the back right now.

Rhino:Subway now pounding the head of William, he sets him up in a Atomic Drop Position and NO straight in to the Steel POST! Face and Crouch first!

Mark:Williams willy may be down a few days after that. The FTW Champion lets him fall and William is rolling around in pain. Subway laughing at him walks over and grabs another Chair and charges William who ducks as the Chair folds around the Steel Ringpost.

Rhino:SUBWAY THROUGH THE CHAIR AT WILLIAMS FACE! William thought he was clear but Sub pealed off and through that warped Chair at him.

Mark:Subway stomping at William now picks him up and places him on the table and runs to ring apron, climbs the rope up too the turnbuckle and leaps with an Elbow drop…WILLIAM MOVES!

Rhino:WOW AND SUBWAY CRAHSED THROUGH THAT TABLE AND IT SHATTERED!

Mark:William now getting in the ring slowly..as Subway is yelling as the referee comes over he gets up and Blood is dripping from his mouth.

Rhino: Are FTW Champs looks to be hurting, but he stands up and shoves the referee down and heads to the ring spitting every few steps and as he enters he notices what we can now see!

Mark:A Piece of the Table IS STUCK IN HIS ARM! He see’s it now, he grabs it and pulls it out..oh and it was long and now theres blood poring from Subways Arm now as well.

Rhino:He climbing in with a Chair as William has one of his own this time Subway and Willaim charge at each other William ducks and takes A NASTY SHOT TO THE HEAD!

Mark:The Champion is thinking on his feet and went LOW! O man Sub just sent the edge of the Chair to the balls, he is trying to castrate William right here and now.

Rhino:William Bleeding and holding his jewels tightly! Subway spitting says its over and goes to the outside and under the ring.

Mark:Senior officials are ringside, the site of the blood from Subway’s arm and mouth has turned him crimson red and the matt as well!

Rhino:Sub put something in his pocket and now has something in his hand and the official is looking, Subway holds it up Its Cuffs a pair of hand Cuffs…Cuffs Thats legal!

Mark:Subway now cuffing The Other half of the Co Vp up. William tries to fight but i believe the pain he feeling is hurting every man in this arena right now.

Rhino:Subways in no better shape except he is standing and soon i think the last man standing. The FTW Champion has a Chair and Is waiting as a pool of blood is at Subways feet for William to stand up which cuffed is hard!

Mark:He’s a Fighter we know that Dx who I am sure is looking on knows that and Subway know it. William to one knee and Subway..

Rhino:Whack to the side of the skull….Subway yells ” STAY DOWN WILLIAM!” and tells the referee to count!

Mark:1…….2……..3………….

Rhino:William starting to fight his way UP! 5………………..6…….

Mark:He’s on both Knees! 8………………………9…

Rhino:William springs up showing just what kinda shape he is in. Subway is furious! Charges and LAYS A HUGE SHOT OPENING THE SEAT UP ON WILLIAMS SKULL AND HE FALLS LIMP!

Mark:Not good for William he not moving and the count starts….

Rhino:1………….2…………..3……………..4

Mark:Williams foot is going he’s coming around!…….7…………..8….

Rhino:……………9………NIP UP BYE WILLIAM! he was buying his time saving energy!

Mark:Remarkable, I not like William but damn that was good! Subway the FTW Champion has something in his hand and he puts in referee’s face and yells “IT’S A TAZER JACKASS!”

Rhino:Sadistically Subway walks over to William spits and then William spit a bunch of blood in Subways face and yells” FUCK YOU!”

Mark:SUBWAY IRATE NOW STICKS THE TAZER IN HIS CHEST AND BRINGS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT AND HOLDS IT!

Rhino:Releases it as William is foaming at the mouth and the refree starts counting right away!

Mark:1…………….2………….3……………4

Rhino:This is not good……….6……………….7…………….8………

Mark:Subway is a sick bastard! …9……………10 IT’S OVER!

Rhino:Willaim needs attention NOW! Subway holds the Title up as the referee holds his hand up he is laughing as blood pours from his mouth and his side is all red from the arm.

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AND STILL EWA FUCK THE WORLD CHAMPION ..SUBWAY!

Mark:Subway pulls another one out and sent a message to DX, speaking of DX The Outsiders are coming down to help William out.

Rhino:Subway scrambles to get out through the crowd he knows he in no shape to fight right now, bloody and limping away.

Mark:Its time for our next contest…

eWa Television Championship Taser Locked Cage Match
Heidenreich(c) vs Road Warrior Animal

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Taser Locked Cage Match… And is for the eWa Television Championship… You’re Referee… Terry Funk… Now introducing first…From Chicago, Illinois…Weighing in at 285 Pounds… ROAD WARRIOR ANIMAL…

(“What a Rush” plays as Road Warrior Animal enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New Orleans… Weighing in at 275 Pounds…The eWa Television Champion… HEIDENREICH…

(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)

Mark:Both men are locked inside the cage… The only way to win is by escaping the cage and you can only go over the top rope…

Rhino:This is a very unusual match…

Mark:Yes it is… There are Taser guns all along the cage that if you touch you will get shocked and if your opponent uses it on you… You will be shocked as well…

Rhino:The top of the cage has a ring of barbed wire as well to make it even more difficult to escape the cage…

Mark:Animal gets right up in the face of Heidenreich and just slaps him right across the face…

Rhino:Animal means business…

Mark:Animal reaches back and slugs the eWa Television Champion knocking him backwards in to the ropes… Heidenreich comes back and gets right in Animals face and shoves him backwards in to the ropes…

Rhino:These two men mean business…

Mark:Animal gets right back in Heidenreich’s face…

Rhino:These are two warriors and this one is going to be a slugfest…

Mark:Heidenreich tells Animal to take him off of his feet… Animal backs up in to the ropes… And he runs right in to Heidenreich with a shoulder block…

Rhino:Heidenreich is still standing…

Mark:Animal backs up again and charges with another shoulder block…

Rhino:That one shook Heidenreich…

Mark:Animal runs off the ropes… Flying Shoulder block and that knocked Heidenreich back in to the ropes…

Rhino:Heidenreich went back in to the cage and he took a shot from one of those tasers…

Mark:Animal kicks him in the midsection and nails him with a hangman’s neckbreaker… Animal stomps away at Heidenreich…

Rhino:Animal is just hammering the eWa Television Champion…

Mark:Animal now picks up Heidenreich and drops him face first across the top turnbuckle…

Rhino:Heidenreich is staggering around…

Mark:Animal with an irish whip… Reversal by Heidenreich and Animal gets stung with one of the tasers…

Rhino:Those tasers are dangerous and they can catch you off guard…

Mark:Big Boot by Heidenreich laying out the challenger…

Rhino:The champion is now looking to take control of this situation…

Mark:Heidenreich now grabs Animal by the head and rams him face first in to the top turnbuckle…

Rhino:Heidenreich continues to ram Animal’s head in to the top turnbuckle…

Mark:Animal is in some trouble…Heidenreich now picks him up on his shoulder and drives him head first in to the steel cage…

Rhino:Animal looks to be out of it…

Mark:Heidenreich is now climbing up the side of the cage…

Rhino:Animal is starting to get up…

Mark:Animal gets Heidenreich up on his shoulders… Electric Chair Drop… Driving Heidenreich straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Heidenreich left himself wide open for something like that…

Mark:Animal now gets on top of Heidenreich and hammers him with right hands…

Rhino:Animal is just opening up on the champion…

Mark:Animal now hooks up Heidenreich… Piledriver by Animal driving Heidenreich straight in to the mat…

Rhino:Heidenreich is in some trouble…

Mark:Running Leg Drop by Animal… As now Animal is climbing up the cage…

Rhino:Heidenreich is pulling himself back up…

Mark:Shot to the back by Heidenreich… Heidenreich now is standing on the rope with Animal and they are both fighting on the top rope…

Rhino:Animal grabs Heidenreich and tries to ram his head in to the cage…

Mark:Heidenreich blocked it and rams Animal’s head in to the cage…

Rhino:Animal grabs one of the tasers…

Mark:Animal tasers Heidenreich in to the chest and Heidenreich falls off the top rope and hits the canvas…

Rhino:That was a smart move by Animal…

Mark:Heidenreich is back up…

Rhino:Animal is standing on the rope…

Mark:Flying Shoulder Block by Animal off the top rope connecting on the eWa Television Champion…

Rhino:Animal looks to be in control…

Mark:Heidenreich is pulling himself back up…

Rhino:Animal looks to end this thing…

Mark:Animal hooks up Heidenreich… ANIMAL BOMB! Countered by Heidenreich… Spinebuster by Heidenreich driving the challenger in to the canvas…

Rhino:That was a great counter by Heidenreich…

Mark:Animal is back up on his feet… Heidenreich scoops up Animal and rams him head first in to the steel cage…

Rhino:Animal is staggering around the ring…

Mark:Heidenreich picks up Animal… Running Powerslam driving Animal in to the canvas…

Rhino:The champion looks to be in control….

Mark:Heidenreich is now waiting for Animal to get back up to his feet…

Rhino:The challenger has taken some shots already…

Mark:Heidenreich has him set… POWER DUNK! NO! Animal fights out and hammers Heidenreich with right hands…

Rhino:Heidenreich went for the kill but couldn’t get it done…

Mark:Animal now whips Heidenreich in to the ropes… Powerslam by Road Warrior Animal…

Rhino:This has been a powerfest by both men…

Mark:Animal now sets up Heidenreich… ANIMAL BOMB!

Rhino:That should do it…

Mark:Animal now begins his climb to the top of the steel cage…

Rhino:Animal is almost at the top of the cage…

Mark:Animal trying to figure out a way to go over the barbed wire…

Rhino:Heidenreich just ripped a taser gun from the cage…

Mark:Heidenreich climbs up behind Animal… Taser to the back of Animal…

Rhino:Heidenreich is taking back control…

Mark:One more taser to the back of Animal… Powerbomb from the top of the cage…

Rhino:What a move by Heidenreich…

Mark:Heidenreich is now climbing back up the cage…

Rhino:Animal is out of it…

Mark:Heidenreich is climbing up and is over the barbed wire…

Rhino:Animal is just now starting to move…

Mark:Heidenreich drops down… Its Over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Television Champion HEIDENREICH…

Rhino:Animal gave a tremendous effort but Heidenreich was the better man here tonight…

Mark:Heidenreich continues his year long success… As we get set for our main event…

eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Title Number One Contendership Match
Special Referee-Kurt Angle
Payne Killer vs Big Daddy Ace

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the Number One Contendership for eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Special Guest Referee… The eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… KURT ANGLE…

(“Medal” plays as Kurt Angle enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Now introducing first… From Selma,Ca… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… Part of the Third World Empire… PAYNE KILLER…

(”Thou Shall” by Young Buck as Payne Killer enters the stadium…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Boston, Mass…Weighing in at 273 Pounds… Part of the BTP…BIG DADDY ACE…

(“Hit The Floor” by Linkin Park plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)

Mark:Kurt Angle calls for the bell and this match up is under way… Payne Killer and Big Daddy Ace with a collar and elbow tie up… Both men battle for position… Payne Killer backs Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes and Kurt Angle is calling for a clean break…

Rhino:Kurt just stepped in between both men so that there will be a clean break…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for a side headlock… Payne Killer tries to fight his way out of it… Big Daddy Ace gets pushed in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes and Payne Killer nails him with a stiff clothesline…

Rhino:He caught Ace right in the jaw with that clothesline…

Mark:Ace gets back on his feet… Payne Killer hooks up Big Daddy Ace and takes him over with a vertical suplex…Elbow Drops by Payne Killer in to the chest of Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Payne Killer is taking control of this match up here in the early going…

Mark:Payne Killer picks up Big Daddy Ace… Front Face Suplex by Payne Killer… Payne Killer covers Big Daddy Ace… Angle with the count 1……………………..2………….. Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:That was a fair count by Kurt Angle…

Mark:Yes it was…Big Daddy Ace is back up on his feet… Payne Killer hooks him up and nails him with a side walk slam…

Rhino:Payne Killer is dominant right now…

Mark:Payne Kuller with another cover 1………………..2………….. Kickout again by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Ace is in some trouble…

Mark:Payne Killer backs Big Daddy Ace up in to the corner and he nails him with shots to the midsection of Big Daddy Ace… Irish whip by Payne Killer sending Big Daddy Ace in to the corner… Payne Killer charges at Big Daddy Ace and Ace gets the boot up…

Rhino:Ace is up in the middle rope…

Mark:Payne Killer turns around and Big Daddy Ace grabs him by the head… Tornado DDT by Big Daddy Ace from the middle rope…

Rhino:That was a nice move by Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a cover 1………………..2………………… Payne Killer gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to get the momentum back in his favor…

Mark:Ace scoops up and nails Payne Killer with a running powerslam…A cover by Big Daddy Ace… Angle with the count 1……………………….2…………………. Kickout by Payne Killer…

Rhino:So far I must say Kurt Angle has been very fair and that’s shocking from a guy in Degeneration X…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace picks up Payne Killer… Shoulder Breaker by Big Daddy Ace on Payne Killer… Big Daddy Ace with another cover 1………………………..2………………… Kickout again…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is yelling at Kurt Angle saying to count faster…

Mark:Payne Killer is back up…Big Daddy Ace with a stiff kick to the midsection… PSYCHO DROP!

Rhino:That was an impactful move by Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Ace with a cover 1…………………………………2………………………………3…NO! Payne Killer got his shoulder up…

Rhino:Ace is yelling at Kurt Angle…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now up in the face of Kurt Angle…

Rhino:This could explode…

Mark:Payne Killer goes behind Big Daddy Ace and he nails him with a release german suplex…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace shouldn’t have turned his back on Payne Killer and its now backfiring…

Mark:Payne Killer with a cover on Big Daddy Ace 1………………………..2………………… Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Payne Killer wanted a three on that one…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is up in the corner and Payne Killer is nailing him with straight right hands… Before putting Big Daddy Ace up on the top rope…

Rhino:This could be a tide turner…

Mark:Belly to Belly Release Suplex from the top rope by Payne Killer…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace looks to be out of it in the center of the ring…

Mark:Payne Killer with a cover on Big Daddy Ace… Angle with the count 1………………………….2………………………..3…..NO!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace found a way to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Payne Killer is going right back to work on Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Unlike Big Daddy Ace… Payne Killer isn’t arguing with Kurt Angle as of yet…

Mark:Payne Killer has Big Daddy Ace hooked… Pump Handle Slam by Payne Killer… Heres the cover 1…………………………..2…………………… Kick out again…

Rhino:These two men are just battling back and forth…

Mark:Payne Killer now is calling for the end…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering up to his feet…

Mark:Payne Killer has him up… PAYNE REL…NO! Big Daddy Ace counters out of it and pushes him in to the ropes… Payne Killer comes off the ropes… SPEAR!

Rhino:The momentum is changing right now…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back to his feet…

Rhino:So is Payne Killer…

Mark:Right hand by Big Daddy Ace… Payne Killer with a right hand as well…

Rhino:They are slugging it out right now…

Mark:Payne Killer with an irish whip… Reversal by Big Daddy Ace… Powerslam by Ace… He goes right for the cover 1………………………..2………………………… Kickout by Payne Killer…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has the momentum in his face…

Mark:Payne Killer is back up… Ace hooks him up… Payne Killer with a thumb to the eye… Implant DDT by Payne Killer…Payne Killer with a cover 1……………………….2…………………Kickout again by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Ace is back up in the corner…

Mark:Running Clothesline… Big Daddy Ace moved out of the way… Payne Killer staggers out of the corner… ACE CRUSHER!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Heres the cover 1………………………………2………………………..3……..NO! Payne Killer got his shoulder up…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is steaming over that…

Mark:Ace gets in the face of Kurt Angle…

Rhino:Payne Killer is back up…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace turns around nails Payne Killer with right hands…

Rhino:Ace is still in control…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace with an irish whip… Payne Killer comes off the ropes… SPEAR! NO! Payne Killer leaps out of the way of the spear…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now turning around…

Mark:Payne Killer has Big Daddy Ace up… PAYNE RELIEVER!

Rhino:That’s it…

Mark:Payne Killer hooks the leg 1…………2………….3….NO! Big Daddy Ace got his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was close… So very close…

Mark:Payne Killer is now starting to get a little pissed off and is complaining of a slow count…

Rhino:What the hell is going on?

Mark:Doug Kinsella has just run down to the ring…

Rhino:Payne Killer is being distracted by Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up…

Rhino:Payne Killer doesn’t know…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace spins Payne Killer around… ACE CRUSHER!

Rhino:That’s it…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1…………….2……………………….3…… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella distracted Payne Killer and it cost Payne Killer this match up…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now the Number One Contender for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Kurt Angle are now face to face in the center of the ring…

(“I Came to Bring the Pain” plays over the Pa System as the lights go out in the arena…A Purple Spotlight Shines on Payne Killer as a dark figure makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:PAYNE KILLER IS ATTACKING BIG DADDY ACE…

Rhino:He is not stopping there, as he is turning around and looking at Kurt Angle…

Mark:That dark man is still coming to the ring, walking very slowly as Payne Killer goes lefts and right to Kurt Angle…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace from behind, just laid out Payne killer with a fist to the back of Payne killers head…

Mark:Kurt Angle is joining the action, as we see a member from the network and a member from DX laying down Payne Killer…

Rhino:Uh oh, Mark, look who is standing behind Kurt and Ace…

Mark:That dark figure man has the undisputed world heavyweight champion,Kurt Angle turns around…KURT HEAD JUST FLEW OFF WITH THAT HIT!

Rhino:Payne Killer is back up and now both Payne Killer and what seems to be his friend, is taking out Big Daddy Ace and there he goes over the top rope…

Mark:PAYNE RELIEVER ON KURT ANGLE!

Rhino:Payne Killer has just picked up a microphone…

Payne Killer:I told you, I came to bring the pain, the church came to bring the pain, you have witness my blood run down the eWa, and now you will see the end…

??:Blood of my blood, I am free…the soul is free and I apologize for what has happened in the past..i never meant to kill you….of that I am sorry Payne..heart of my heart, forgive me for I have sin but have seen the church and its way…I CAME TO BRING THE PAIN!

Payne Killer:The church of pain, came…to…bring….the….pain…Payne Killer is going to bring it…so is Frank “The Great” Saint..the title, will be ours….

Mark:ITS PAYNEKILLER’S TWIN BROTHER..THE ONE WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CRUCIFICATION OF PAYNEKILLER…

Rhino:Payne Killer needs to give us answers on what is really going on…

Mark:We have to go… ANGLE…ACE… AT FRIDAY NIGHT FRENZY… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!

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