Thursday Night Chaos 01-12-06
Mark:Welcome everyone to Thursday Night Chaos… Welcome to the first event of the year and Rhino it is a show that we probably wont forget…
Rhino:There is intensity and fire between many of the members of the EWA and it could boil over here tonight…
Mark:Our main event tonight is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… As Lone “Retro Playa” Jobber takes on Buzz Quickbody…
Rhino:The time is now for the new breed of the EWA to step up to the plate and make an impact and Buzz Quickbody has his shot here tonight…
Mark:It will be Old School Rules and Shawn Michaels will be the Special Guest Referee…
Rhino:Can they trust Shawn Michaels to call this match up right down the middle? We will see tonight…
Mark:And by order of Shane McMahon the best of five series will start tonight as Subway battles Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:If Subway wins the Best of Five Series… Megumi Kudo is gone from the EWA…
Mark:It will be interesting as they will meet in a Lions Den Match… So much to get to… So lets not waste anymore time and lets send it down to the ring for our opening contest…
Jay Sabre vs PFC Holliday
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Kodak, Tn…Weighing in at 230 Pounds… Part of the Ministry…JAY SABRE…
(“Papercut” plays as Jay Sabre enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Troy, Al… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… PFC HOLLIDAY…
(PFC Holliday’s Theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Collar and Elbow tie up in the center of the ring… PFC Holliday goes in for a side headlock… Jay Sabre tries to fight his way out of it… Elbows to the gut of PFC Holliday… Jay Sabre gets out of the side headlock and pushes PFC Holliday in to the ropes… PFC Holliday comes off the ropes and knocks down Jay Sabre with a shoulder block…
Rhino:Sabre gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Sabre charges at PFC Holliday and PFC Holliday hits an arm drag take over…PFC Holliday now locks in an arm bar on Jay Sabre…
Rhino:PFC Holliday is showing off his wrestling skills right now…
Mark:Jay Sabre gets up on to his feet… Sabre goes behind PFC Holliday… Holliday goes behind Jay Sabre… PFC Holliday hooks him up with a belly to back suplex…
Rhino:PFC Holliday is really taking it to Jay Sabre at the moment…
Mark:PFC Holliday one of the new stars in the EWA has come to Thursday Night Chaos to make his mark and right now is showing it… PFC Holliday has Jay Sabre up for a death valley driver… Jay Sabre gets out of it and nails him with a german release suplex…
Rhino:That was a nice release suplex by Jay Sabre…
Mark:The Ministry of darkness member is looking to build on his win at New Years Evil…As PFC Holliday gets back up on his feet…Jay Sabre hits a dragon suplex with a bridge 1…………………2……………PFC Holliday kicks out…
Rhino:Jay Sabre is showing off a variety of suplexs…
Mark:Jay Sabre now has a hammerlock on PFC Holliday… Jay Sabre throws PFC Holliday shoulder first in to the ring post…
Rhino:Jay Sabre knows what he is doing as he is looking to setup for his finishing move Twinblades…A crossface submission…
Mark:Jay Sabre now has PFC Holliday’ arm behind his back and drops him right on his arm in a belly to back suplex…
Rhino:PFC Holliday is in some trouble now…
Mark:Jay Sabre is now heading to the top rope… PFC Holliday gets back up… Missile Dropkick by Jay Sabre connecting on PFC Holliday…
Rhino:Jay Sabre could be getting the first win for the Ministry here tonight…
Mark:Jay Sabre goes for the cover 1…………………..2………………..PFC Holliday gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:PFC Holliday is not looking so good at the moment…
Mark:Jay Sabre charges at PFC Holliday… SHINING WIZARD! NO! PFC Holliday ducks out of the way… PFC Holliday spins Jay Sabre around… Tilt a whirl powerslam… Driving Jay Sabre in to the mat…
Rhino:PFC Holliday is showing his second burst of energy…
Mark:The momentum is now swinging back towards PFC Holliday… As PFC Holliday now whips Jay Sabre in to the ropes… Jay Sabre comes off the ropes… HOLLIDAY BOMB!
Rhino:Jay Sabre was just drilled hard in to the canvas… As PFC Holliday is in complete control…
Mark:PFC Holliday now signals for the Holliday Destroyer… PFC Holliday has him hooked… HOLLIDAY DESTROYER! NO! Jay Sabre counters out of it…
Rhino:There is some fight left in Jay Sabre…
Mark:Jay Sabre whips PFC Holliday in to the ropes… Reversal by PFC Holliday… Holliday ducks his head… Jay Sabre puts the breaks on… TWINBLADES!
Rhino:Jay Sabre has twinblades locked in on PFC Holliday…
Mark:PFC Holliday is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:He is close to tapping out…
Mark:PFC Holliday TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JAY SABRE…
Rhino:Jay Sabre gets the Ministry of Darknesses first win of the night…
Mark:Second win in a row for Jay Sabre here in the EWA… Can the streak last? Its up to him… But now its time for… Something is going on in the back…
Rhino:Its Buck Diamondback and Bubba Dudley fighting backstage…
Mark:They are set to fight in our next contest… But it looks like it is happening early…
Rhino:Subway is there watching everything that is going on… So I guess this is an official match up…
Mark:Buck Diamondback moves the table over…
Rhino:He has something in mind for Bubba Ray Dudley and if he hits it he would win the table match up…
Mark:Buck Diamondback has Bubba Dudley setup… POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!
Pa Announcer:The winner of the table match… BUCK DIAMONDBACK…
Rhino:Subway said it was official and its a win for Buck Diamondback…
Mark:Well its time for more in ring action… And someone could be fired…
John Cena vs Shawn Sword
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Lincoln… Weighing in at 210 Pounds… SHAWN SWORD…
(“Bodies” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where is Shawn Sword?
Mark:He seems no where in sight…
Pa Announcer:Introducing his opponent… From West Newbury, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… JOHN CENA…
(“Time is now” plays in the arena…)
Mark:There is no John Cena in sight either…
Rhino:Something just doesnt seem right…
Mark:No it doesnt…
(“No Chance” plays in the arena as Shane McMahon walks out on to the stage…)
Mark:I guess Shane McMahon is going to let us in on whats going on…
Shane:There is a reason that you dont see John Cena and Shawn Sword out here tonight… They both have disappointed me… Which is the reason I need to say this… JOHN CENA… SHAWN SWORD… YOU’RE FIRED!
Rhino:Shane McMahon has fired John Cena and Shawn Sword…
Mark:Well he didnt even let them come out and fight it out… Both of them have been fired… So lets move on with whats next to come…As we send it back down to the ring for what should be an interesting handicap match…
Triple H vs Undertaker and Kane
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Handicap Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From Greenwich,Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The Game TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponents… Representing The Ministry… Weighing in at a total combined weight of 640 Pounds… KANE AND THE UNDERTAKER…
(“Phenom” plays as The Undertaker and Kane enter the arena…)
Rhino:Triple H is up against the odds here tonight…
Mark:The only thing in his favor tonight and thats Kane and The Undertaker will have to tag in and out… It will be Kane starting out against Triple H… The Game nails Kane with a couple of right hands… Kane shakes them off and nails Triple H with a hard shot to the throat… Kane fires at Triple H with right hands…
Rhino:Kane is opening up on The Game at the moment…
Mark:Triple H gets backed up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Kane… Triple H comes off the ropes… Kane with a high back body drop…
Rhino:Triple H is backing up in to the corner…
Mark:Kane charges in with a clothesline…
Rhino:The Game falls out of the ring…And is a little ticked off…
Mark:The ministry got its first victory earlier on in the evening…
Rhino:Triple H is taking his time to get back in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H gets back in to the ring… Kane charges in after him… The Game ducks out of the way… And now opens up on Kane with right hands…Kane is backed in to the ropes… Irish whip by Triple H… Kane comes off the ropes… Spinebuster by Triple H driving Kane in to the mat…
Rhino:Triple H is now yelling at Kane…
Mark:Kane sits right back up…
Rhino:Triple H can not believe it…
Mark:The Game is yelling at Kane to tag in The Undertaker…
Rhino:The Undertaker gets tagged in by Kane and now we are going to get the Triple H and Undertaker face off…
Mark:Triple H hammers at The Undertaker… The Undertaker fires right back at Triple H…
Rhino:Its a slugfest…
Mark:The Undertaker backs Triple H up in to the corner… The Undertaker hammering at Triple H with shots to the midsection…
Rhino:The Undertaker is really opening up on Triple H…
Mark:Big right hand to Triple H…
Rhino:That looked like a knocked punch to Triple H…
Mark:The Game falls flat on his face… The Undertaker covers Triple H 1……………..2……….. Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Undertaker tags back in Kane…
Mark:The Undertaker holds Triple H open and Kane kicks him right in the midsection… Kane scoops of Triple H and puts him up on his shoulder…
Rhino:Kane has something planned for The Game…
Mark:Kane goes for snake eyes… Triple H slides off of Kane’s shoulder and Triple H pushes him right in to the corner… The Game now drives his shoulder in to the midsection of Kane…
Rhino:Triple H is now starting to get in to a groove…
Mark:Triple H now whips Kane in to the ropes… Powerslam by The Game… Triple H goes for a cover 1…………..2……….. Kane gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:You can see that Triple H is in his groove now…
Mark:Triple H gets on top of Kane and hammers him right right hands…
Rhino:Triple H is choking away at Kane…
Mark:Here comes The Undertaker… As he breaks the choke hold up…
Rhino:The Undertaker stood up for his brother there…
Mark:Triple H hooks up Kane and drops him with a front face suplex…The Game goes for another cover 1…………..2………. The Undertaker comes in and breaks it up again…
Rhino:The Undertaker knows Kane can get out of it… But he is getting his licks in on Triple H… Which is smart…
Mark:Triple H whips Kane again in to the ropes… Running High Knee by The Game nailing Kane right in the face…
Rhino:The Game is looking to hit the Pedigree right here and now…
Mark:Triple H hooks up Kane… PEDIGNO! Kane with a back drop to The Game…
Rhino:Kane is still in this thing…
Mark:The Game gets back up on his feet… Kane with a shot to the throat of Triple H before whipping him in to the ropes… Both men come off the ropes… Double Clothesline… Both men are down on the canvas…
Rhino:This is where Kane and The Undertaker have an advantage as if Kane can get up he can tag in The Undertaker…
Mark:And there is the tag…
Rhino:This is going to be bad for Triple H…
Mark:The Game goes for a right hand… The Undertaker blocks the right hands and starts hammering Triple H with right hands backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:The Undertaker is looking to deliver some punishment…
Mark:Irish whip in to the corner by The Undertaker… Charging Clothesline by The Undertaker…
Rhino:The Game is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Boot by the man from the Darkside…
Rhino:Kane gets the tag back in and he is up on the top rope…
Mark:The Game is just staggering around… Flying Clothesline by The Big Red Machine…
Rhino:Triple H looks to be done…
Mark:The Ministry is seconds away from getting their second win of the night…
Rhino:The Game is staggering back up to his feet…
Mark:CHOKESLAM! NO! The Game blocks and hammers him with right hands… Kick to the midsection by Triple H… Knee Buster…
Rhino:Kane is staggering around…
Mark:The Game hooks him up… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That could be it… But he still has The Undertaker to deal with…
Mark:The Game goes for a cover 1…………………………2………………3…….NO! The Undertaker comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:The Undertaker and Triple H are now going at it…
Mark:Triple H whips The Undertaker in to the ropes… Reversal by The Undertaker… High back body drop…
Rhino:The Game went high up in to the air on that back drop…
Mark:Kane is back up…
Rhino:The Undertaker and Kane just looked at one another…
Mark:Kane and The Undertaker hook up The Game… DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Triple H was just drilled in to the canvas….
Mark:Kane goes for a cover on Triple H…
Rhino:The Undertaker needs to get out of the ring…
Mark:The referee makes the count 1……………………….2……………………3……..NO! Triple H got his foot on the rope…
Rhino:Kane can not believe it….
Mark:Kane is now signalling for the tombstone piledriver…
Rhino:The Game is up…
Mark:Kane has him up on his shoulder… Triple H slides off and pushes Kane in to the Undertaker…
Rhino:The Undertaker just hit his head on the guardrail…
Mark:Kane turns around… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Triple H hooks the leg of Kane 1……………………2…………………..3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H…
Rhino:The Game conquered the odds and got the job done here tonight by taking out Kane and The Undertaker…
Mark:Triple H survived these odds… But what will Subway have planned next for The Game? Its time for some Most Blood action…Wait something is going on in the back…
(Stephanie McMahon enters the backstage area just after Hunters match has ended she is seen entering the restroom backstage the camera goes to pan at some whens when all the sudden a loud scream is heard and Stephanie comes running out screaming and the camera goes running over as you see The BOOGEYMAN come outside. )
Boogeyman: I’M The BOOGEYMAN….I’m Coming Ta Getcha! “ROW ROW YOUR BOAT GENTLY DOWN THE STEAM, MERRLY MERRYLY LIFE IS BUT A DREAM ROw….row..your boat..gen..
Rhino: O my god what what was that?
Mark: I am baffled Rhino that was just plain crazy! As it looks like the Boogeyman has arrived in the EWA…
Most Blood Match
Anarchiah vs Doug Kinsella
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a MOST BLOOD MATCH…Introducing first… From Dayton,Ohio… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA…
(“Hells Bells” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Representing The Ministry… From the Land of Chaos… Weighing in at 335 Pounds… ANARCHIAH…
(“Fear” plays as Anarchiah enters the arena…)
Mark:Doug Kinsella is looking up at the bigger Anarchiah…
Rhino:Anarchiah is wearing Spiked Elbow Pads and a mask to protect his face…
Mark:The referee is telling Anarchiah something…
Rhino:What could he be saying…
Mark:Anarchiah is being told that he has to take off the Spiked Elbow Pads….
Rhino:Looks like either Shane McMahon or Subway has stepped in and is making him take them off…
Mark:I would think it would be Shane McMahon as Subway has more important things to deal with…But now the referee calls for the bell… Doug Kinsella slaps Anarchiah right in the face…
Rhino:The big man didnt like that at all…
Mark:Anarchiah goes after Doug Kinsella… Kinsella ducks the clothesline and now opens up with right hands to the big Anarchiah…
Rhino:Anarchiah is being backed in to the ropes…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with an irish whip… Reversal by Anarchiah… Doug Kinsella comes off the ropes… Sidewalk Slam by Anarchiah driving Doug Kinsella in to the canvas…
Rhino:Anarchiah is now choking Doug Kinsella…
Mark:The referee cant even step in to break the choke up as this match up can only end after someone bleeds more than his opponent…
Rhino:Anarchiah has the advantage as he is wearing that mask…
Mark:And he is also seven feet tall…
Rhino:That too…
Mark:Anarchiah whips Doug Kinsella in to the corner… Doug Kinsella comes out of the corner…Spinebuster by Anarchiah…
Rhino:Anarchiah is going to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Anarchiah is bringing a steel chair in to the ring… Doug Kinsella gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doug used to talk about making an impact… I think he is going to feel the impact of that steel chair…
Mark:Doug Kinsella turns around… Anarchiah swings the steel chair… Doug Kinsella ducks out of the way of the Steel Chair… Doug grabs the steel chair and nails Anarchiah right in the head…
Rhino:Anarchiah is still standing…
Mark:Doug Kinsella has a strange look on his face after that… Doug Kinsella swings the steel chair again… Anarchiah punches the chair back in to Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:I cant believe he just did that…
Mark:Anarchiah opens up the steel chair… Doug Kinsella gets whipped in to the ropes… Flapjack on to the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella just went head first on to the steel chair… And is holding his head in pain…
Mark:I wonder if he is bleeding…
Rhino:He could be it…
Mark:Anarchiah is going to the outside again and is looking underneath the ring for something…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is back up and is bleeding a little bit…
Mark:Anarchiah has picked up a singapore cane…
Rhino:Anarchiah is back in the ring…
Mark:Doug Kinsella turns around and gets laid out by the Seven Foot Anarchiah with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Doug’s head must be spinning right now…
Mark:The referee checks on Doug and says he can continue in this match up and we will continue… As Anarchiah has once again gone to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:The big seven foot Anarchiah wants to do whatever he can to injure and make Doug Kinsella bleed…
Mark:It looks like Anarchiah is bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:Anarchiah has the table opened up… As Doug Kinsella makes his way back up to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is spun around by Anarchiah… Doug Kinsella comes firing back with right hands…
Rhino:Doug is showing that he still has some fight….
Mark:Doug Kinsella whips Anarchiah in to the ropes… Flying Clothesline by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:That knocked the big man off of his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now picks up the steel chair… Anarchiah turns around and he walks right in to a steel chair shot from Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:That was brutal…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is heading out towards the time keeper’s table…
Rhino:Doug has grabbed the Spiked Elbow pad that Anarchiah was made to take off before this match up started…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is ripping at the mask of Anarchiah…
Rhino:Anarchiah is trying to push him off and he does indeed do that…
Mark:Running Dropkick to the face of Anarchiah by Doug Kinsella… Doug Kinsella goes right back to ripping off the mask of Anarchiah…
Rhino:The mask is off and now Doug Kinsella is going to go to work…
Mark:Doug is digging the spike in to the forehead of Anarchiah…
Rhino:He is trying to make him bleed…
Mark:The blood is starting to flow out of the forehead of Anarchiah…
Rhino:The referee will stop this match up when one man face is a crimison mask…
Mark:Anarchiah shoves Doug Kinsella off of him… Anarchiah gets up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella charges at Anarchiah…
Mark:Stun Gun! Anarchiah drops Doug Kinsella on the top rope…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering around now…
Mark:Anarchiah picks up the Spiked Elbow Pad and now charges after Doug Kinsella… Drop Toe Hold by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Anarchiah hit the middle rope and is trying to regain his balance…
Mark:T-BONE SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:What a move by Doug Kinsella getting the Seven Foot Three Hundred Pound Anarchiah through that table…
Mark:Anarchiah is not moving at the moment and Doug Kinsella has gone to the outside of the ring and I think he has found something to use…
Rhino:Looks like Barbed Wire to me…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is wrapping his fist in barbed wire…
Rhino:Looks like Doug has found away to make the big man bleed…
Mark:Doug comes back in to the ring… Anarchiah is back up on his feet…Doug Kinsella goes for a right hand… Anarchiah ducks out of the way…
Rhino:Anarchiah has him hooked…
Mark:SEEDS OF ANARCHY!
Rhino:If this was a pinfall match this would be over… But Anarchiah still needs to make Doug bleed some more…
Mark:Anarchiah is now picking up the steel chair and is waiting for Doug Kinsella to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug turns around… CHAIR SHOT! NO! Doug Kinsella ducks… Right hand by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug grabs the chair…
Mark:CHAIR SHOT CONNECTS! The Big Man goes down…
Rhino:Doug is not letting up now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella gets on top of Anarchiah and is hammering him with right hands with the barbed wire…
Rhino:The referee is checking on Anarchiah…
Mark:Anarchiah’s face is turning in to a crimison mask… THE REFEREE STOPS THE MATCH!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DOUG KINSELLA…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella returned to the EWA and got the job done against Anarchiah…
Mark:Doug Kinsella made his impact and is ready to continue his run here in the EWA… Right now its time for the first match of the Best of Five Series between Megumi Kudo and EWA Co-Vice President Subway… Wait a second…
(“The Answer” hits over the PA System as the crowd goes wild.. William McConnell walks from back, showing a great deal of excitement as he looks out towards the crowd.. He high fives fans before posing on the ramp, then moving down to the ring.. Once inside, he poses once more before being tossed a mic as his music dies down..)
McConnell: WHATS UP, LONG ISLAND..
Rhino: Cheap pop!
McConnell: You know, I’ve had a week or so to sit at home and recover after the last few months of what I’ve been through.. From Slaughterhouse.. To Hellworld.. To New Years Evil.. Now.. alot of people have been asking me how I feel about losing to Lone Jobber and losing my EWA World Heavyweight Championship.. A lesser man would be bitter.. But I went out there.. AND I PUT MY BODY ON THE LINE.. I DID WHAT I DO BEST.. AND I GAVE MY BLOOD.. SWEAT.. AND TEARS.. AND WIN LOSE OR DRAW.. I HAVE ONE THING.. MY BLOOD PRIDE.. My only regret? Lone Jobbers attitude.. The Job Man got a bit cocky and that just doesn’t sit well with me.. But you all know me.. I’ll be The Answer to his ego.. Because Lone Jobber.. BY GOD.. I’M COMING FOR YA.. I challenge you to a REMATCH.. FOR THE EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP–
(“No Chance” suddenly hits over the PA System.. Shane McMahon makes his way down to the ring and grabs a mic)
Mark: What is Shane doing down here?
Shane:William, I have seen everything you have done for the last few months… You have put your body on the line for the EWA and I thank you for that… You represented the EWA very well and we should give you a round of applause right now….
(Crowd gives William McConnell a Standing Ovation)
Shane:Now William, I know you want a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… But there is a little bit of a problem with that…
McConnell: A problem? Hey, whatever it is, I’m The Answer for it.. So come on, lay it on me.. Do I gotta win a match or two? Plow my way through the competition once again and continue to carry this company on my back like I have since July? Whatever it is Shane, I’m game.
Shane:You see the problem is… I cant give you a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… You see there is a movement going on here in the EWA… Its all about the Newer Talent in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… And its time for some of them to step up to the plate…So Im sorry William… I just cant give you the shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…However… I can do something else for you…
McConnell: Shane, this better be damn good.. Because there is nothing that I want more than my belt back..
Shane:When I came back to the EWA… I said I was going to give the fans what they want to see… And thats what I am going to do for the next EWA Event Warpath…We will see a DREAM Tag Team Contest… As it will be William McConnell teaming up with the one and only… HEARTBREAK KID SHAWN MICHAELS(Crowd Cheers)…
McConnell: Wait.. Now let me get this straight.. instead of giving me MY EWA World Heavyweight Championship.. You’re going to team me up with THE MAIN EVENT.. (crowd begins cheering) THE ICON.. THE SHOWSTOPPA.. THE MAN WHO IDOLISED.. THE HEARTBREAK KID.. SHAWN MICHAELS.. (Crowd: HBK.. HBK.. HBK..) And you say.. ITS FOR ALL THESE FANS.. JUST LIKE THE ONES.. HERE IN LONG ISLAND.. (crowd cheers)
Shane:Thats exactly what I am saying… Because its time for the Veterans to step up… Just like the new members of the EWA… Which is why it will be HBK and PYB… Teaming up for the VERY FIRST TIME… To take on a couple of new comers to the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… Two men that are apart of the New Ministry… JAY SABRE AND ANARCHIAH…So what do you think about that?
McConnell: (McConnell uses his hands as a balance beam to weigh his options..) I don’t know.. What do you people think?! (Crowd: PYB, HBK! PYB, HBK!) Shane.. You got a deal.
Shane:So its official… It will be The Heartbreak Kid and The Answer at the next EWA Event Warpath… Taking on Anarchiah and Jay Sabre… Now people here in Long Island… Give it up one more time for THE ANSWER WILLIAM McCONNELL…
(Crowd gives another standing ovation)
Rhino:The fans are excited to see William McConnell…
Mark:Its going to be wild when Shawn Michaels and William McConnell team up at Warpath… Here come Joey Styles and Al Snow to handle Subway vs Megumi Kudo in the Lions Den…
Best of Five Series
Match 1-Lions Den
Subway vs Megumi Kudo
Written by Dprincedso & Nexsubman
Al Snow: Sorry to come down here all the sudden, Rhino. Mark just darted past me talking about how he had to be the number two guy. What’s goin’ on?
Joey Styles: Al Snow great to see you, as you can the Lion is being locked inside the Cgae.
Al Snow: I see it, Joseph and I can tell you that it’s gonna be flashback to Dan Severn for me as I’ve trained guys who’ve competed in the Octagon and now I really get a good look at how these two do this match.
Joey Styles: Ok Albert? I didn’t know you trained them, interesting..well with the hatred built between Subway and Kudo and there chilkdren now being cuaght in the middle this will not be a picnic!
Al Snow: I don’t think hatred is enough to describe this, Joey. I mean I’ve hated before. These two? Evil intentions.
Joey Styles: Yes thats about the just of it. I wonder if Shane hopes Subway gets put down here tonight..o wait Thats the Co Vp Theme music “Insane In The Brain”!
Al Snow: Subway’s got a stone cold iceman look on his face and is as ready as he can be. Straight into the den. No waste of time. There goes “It Came From Japan” and here comes Megumi? Is she wearing a Catwoman costume?
Joey Styles: I Like It! Al where is head?
Al Snow: Head is….Megumi tearing into Subway! She’s not wasting any time and this match is on! Megumi clawing and scratching at Subway’s face trying to draw blood early and Subway with a modifide spineuster sends her down!
Joey Styles: She got the advantage as Subway staring down that Lion, and now after that devasting move he has taken control once more now over Kudo pulling her up by the mask and shot with the inside of his forearm and now making her star
Al Snow: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH! Subway is watching the Sopranos and he just got hit low by Megumi but still managed to punch her right in the neck before he went down!
Joey Styles: Subway favoring the jewels right now. Kudo with vicouse kicks on a downed VP! She has something in her hand!? But what Al can you see it?
Al Snow: I don’t know what that is! What….she has a spike! One of the most old school classic extreme weapons ever!
Joey Styles: SHE’S GOING FOR A EYE! SUBWAY HOLDING HER BACK AS SHE IS CRAZED RIGHT NOW!
Al Snow: Megumi’s screams echoing through this stadium and that lion is pacing and starting to stir at the excitement of this match. Subway with a kick? I didn’t know Subway was that flexible. Megumi’s stunned and Subway with a shot to the breadbasket followed by another shot to Megumi’s throat again and Subway with a Yakuza Kick send Megumi into the fencing of this Lion’s Den here!
Joey Styles: He begins to slam her face first into the fencing over and over again till she is busted open! He now grinding her face intot the fence as what a second…it’s Xavier he’s coming down to the outside of the Cage! Kudo with a back kick again down goes Subway and now Kudo on top with shots right between the eyes of Subway! Both a bloody mess!
Al Snow: Megumi’s first punch busted Subway open and she has not stopped screaming in pure rage ever since this whole thing began! Xavier inside and now trying to pull his parents apart! This has gone too far! That’s your son! Megumi stops trying to get Xavier out the den
Joey Styles: X has that cup and lifts it to her she reaches and he throws it all over Megumi as IT’S RED SOMETHING I THINK ITS BLOOD! THAT LION IS REALLY WANTING TO GET AT HER! Subway see’s it and from behind a closeline and Kudo is face first in whats looks like Blood!
Al Snow: This has got to a sick family. Megumi was smiling when that purtrid smell of blood was thrown at her and Subway litterally trying to drown her in what smells like meat department blood. This whole thing obviously planned by Subway as Kudo fights just to get air.
Joey Styles: There are sevral police begining to make there way to the ringside as well as EMT’s and some suits! Subway picks her up by the neck” if YOUR DONE TASTING GOAT BLOOD LOOK AT THAT THE KING OF THE FUCKIGN JUNGLE” Subway with message as X has left the ring and Subway tughting the lion who is very hostile right now. Kudo with elbow back to the jaw off Subway breaks her free! Al can you believe this!
Al Snow: I give up trying to figure out what’s gonna happen here next. Megumi with that fire she’s known to have, pouring her heart pouring her soul into this match and the crowd counting along with the blows. Megumi grabs Subway by the waist and a toss of some sort….THE LION’S GOT A HOLD OF SUBWAY! HE’S GOT A HOLD OF SUBWAY AND SUBWAY DOIING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO KEEP HIS LEFT CALF OUT THE MOUTH OF THE LION COMPLETELY!
Joey Styles: Subway dashes away and Kudo with a jump heel kick down goes Subway! Lion is very scary to me right now i fear for them both. Kudo has Subway uop and smack in the face kick to gut.
Al Snow: Subway’s eyes had to flash his life before him. Megumi hooking him. Double knee lift to Subway stands him up and Megumi sends him down! Was that the Subline from Kudo?
Joey Styles: I think so The Kudo Line! Subway fighting to get up and Kudo setting for a Piledriver! NOO! Subway with a Pancake slame and he is giving the sigh for its over! He’s shaking his head and yes cut throat single! He has her set for a Powerbomb she lifts barley lifting him off feet he returns with a nasty double axe handle to the back and he has her up! SHE HELD ON SQUIZING HIS NECK AND HEAD HURRICARANNA! RIGHT INTOT HE LION! HE HAS HIM IT’S OVER SUBWAY BEING MAULED AS EVERYONE RINGSIDE HITS THE RING AND KUDO LAUGHS!
Al Snow: I trained guys for a match in this ring but nowhere near a match like this! Blood everywhere and that lion really starting to dig his fangs into Subway as an army of security rushes in to help Subway. Short and brutal, this is only one match now, Joey. The EMT’s, Animal trainers and security all getting Subway away and Subway’s a mess a huge claw scratch in his chest, his hands and arms looking like hamburger as he threw up everything he could to block the lion from getting a good piece of him. Joey, this is only one match and I say it’s already gone too far.
Joey Styles: Al Kudo is over by X and she trying to lead him out by the arm and he just pulled away a slapped her! Now he’s running back to his dad and the police are stopping him as he is crying! OH HOLY SHIT! I just got word Al! They are arresting Subway for Animal Cruelty, Child abuse and Assault and battery charges! the animal activists and Pro Women groups are sending lawyers out in force!
Al Snow: Was this “the last laugh” Megumi was referring to? Subway being put on the stretcher as he is wheeled out here both by EMT’s, police and lawyers. We got lions and now, we got sharks. Joey, as unbelievable as this sounds,this is far from over as they will wrestle a match number two and this might be the worng time but I see Head. Somebody stuck Head into the Lion’s mouth. Who’s that trainer? LET GO OF MY HEAD! STOP YANKING IT SO HARD!
Joey Styles: Go get Head Al! Gotta wonder will Subway be able to fight will he be out of jail and who going post bail? What will next week have in store? Al is off to get i mean save Head, thank everyone for Al Snow I’m Joey Styles Remember Keep it Extreme. Right now we are told that Mark is trying to talk to EWA Co-Vp Shane McMahon, Mark.
Mark: Shane? Shane McMahon! Oops! Watch out Holiday! Didn’t mean to bump you there, Jobber! Shane, the entire locker room just got done watching this match. Before you head to the hospital, what are you going to do now?
Shane:Before I do anything I am going to sit back and watch the rest of the show… Its been a real interesting night thus far and now we got two championship matches… One with Shawn Michaels… Who knows which way he is going to call it…Plus, why would I go to the hospital… Subway is going to get checked on and then hes off to jail.. Which means im gonna have to go bail his ass out…
Mark: It looked like you guys got along fine. He was your partner in crime for the most part…
Shane:You only saw what we did in the arena… There was a lot of back and forth fighting between the two of us when we went back to the office… Just ask Lita… She was there… She saw the fighting… But being Co-Vp with Subway..I gotta do what I gotta do and thats bail his ass out of another jam… This time its going to cost this company money… Rob is not going to like money being taken out of his “Get High” fund…
Mark: Shane. Come on now. I’ve known you for too long. You’ve got that “I got something to get off my chest” look. What is it?
Shane:You know Mark… I do have something to get off of my chest… And it is in regards to Warpath… As you know as Co-Vp… I get to make matches and name stipulations…. Well I have this one stipulation in mind for Match two of the best of five series between Subway and Megumi Kudo…Its something that you never would think you would see in the EWA…
Mark: I don’t have a drum and can’t do a drum roll. I’m almost afraid to ask but what is it?
Shane:Its an EWA First… A ScalpHunters Match… Its something new.. Its something different… And for this blood boiling feud… Its the perfect match…
Mark: And do we find out now or later what a ScalpHunter’s Match is?
Shane:Well… Since I am in a good mood Mark… I will let you in on the match… You take a knife… It could be Rhino’s foot cutting knife… Since that is pretty sharp… But you take a knife and you scalp off the persons hair… So we could see a bald Subway or a Bald Megumi Kudo… Its time for a hair style change for one of them and it will happen at Warpath…
Mark: Shane, to make sure this goes off without a hitch, how will you insure that one of the two won’t go bald before the match?
Shane:Because the only way to win.. is to scalp your opponents head… So if you scalp it before hand… You already lose… Simple as that…
Mark: And now I laugh! AAHAHAA! I scooped Kent! I scooped Kent! You heard it here! Match 2! ScalpHunter’s Match! Kudo Vs. Subway again! Hey Shane, you know Subway’s gonna look for revenge, right?
Shane:I say bring on the fight… Times are a changing here in the EWA… Just like someones hair style… Now Mark… I see that they are calling for you to head back down to ringside… To call the FTW Championship Match… So I will leave you with this other scoop… As you all saw earlier… The era of Old School vs New School has begun… And as EWA Co Vp… Im going to make sure… New School… Gets their chance to shine..
Mark: Big announcement and late as hell. Rhino! We got to move, man! Haul ass! The next match is gonna start!
FTW Championship Elimination Casket Match
Heidenreich vs Chaos vs Shane Munns vs Jason Cain
Pa Announcer:This next contest is an ELIMINATION CASKET MATCH and is for the FTW CHAMPIONSHIP… Introducing first… Part of the Chaotic Cult… CHAOS…
(“Killing in the name Of” plays as Chaos enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… JASON CAIN…
(“Ultra Violet” plays as Jason Cain enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent…From Morrisville,Sc… Weighing in at 253 Pounds… SHANE MUNNS…
(“Kryptonite” plays as Shane Munns enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From New Orleans…Weighing in at 275 Pounds… HEIDENREICH…
(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)
Mark:This match up came together because of the Double Pinfall at New Years Evil when Jason Cain took advantage of the 24/7 Rule…
Rhino:He was smart to take advantage of it… But because of Subway’s ruling we are having this match…
Mark:Jason Cain and Shane Munns are going at it right now… Jason Cain is hammering Shane Munns with straight right hands…
Rhino:Chaos just speared Heidenreich through the ropes and they are fighting on the outside of the ring…
Mark:In the ring Shane Munns gets sent in to the corner… Jason Cain comes charging in… Shane Munns gets his boots up and Jason Cain tastes some leather…
Rhino:I dont think it tastes good…
Mark:Neither do I Rhino… But now Shane Munns jumps up on the middle rope… Bulldog by Shane Munns taking down Jason Cain…
Rhino:This is Jason Cain’s match in over two plus years… Some people have said its been 2003… So who knows how much ring rust he has…
Mark:Shane Munns now hooks up Jason Cain and drops him with a brainbuster…
Rhino:Jason Cain is holding on to his head in pain right now…
Mark:Heidenreich and Chaos are brawling in the crowd at the moment… Elbow by Heidenreich knocking down Chaos…
Rhino:The fans are loving what is going on between Heidenreich and Chaos…
Mark:Shane Munns now scoops up Jason Cain on his shoulder… Jason Cain slides off his shoulder… Jason Cain has him hooked… German Suplex…
Rhino:Jason Cain rolls through…
Mark:A Second German Suplex by Jason Cain…
Rhino:Shades of the Rabid Wolverine Chris Benoit with these suplexs…
Mark:Jason Cain goes for a third German Suplex… Elbows by Shane Munns trying to break his grip and he is able to get out of it… Shane Munns goes behind Jason Cain and nails Jason Cain with a German Suplex…
Rhino:Now Jason Cain is getting a taste of his own medicine…
Mark:Beer Bottle across the skull of Heidenreich from Chaos…
Rhino:I think Heidenreich is busted open…
Mark:Chaos is sticking the piece of glass right in to the forehead of Heidenreich…
Rhino:Chaos is making the former FTW Champion bleed…
Mark:Shane Munns with an irish whip… Munns ducks his head… Jason Cain puts on the breaks and now hooks up Shane Munns… OUTLAW DRIVER!
Rhino:Shane Munns looks to be done now…
Mark:Jason Cain begins to roll Shane Munns over to the casket…
Rhino:Shane Munns is not moving…
Mark:Chaos has hit the ring and has a steel chair… CHAIRSHOT! Right to the back of the head of Jason Cain…
Rhino:Jason Cain was leveled with that chair shot…
Mark:Chaos now has the referee open up the casket lid… Chaos rolls a knocked out Jason Cain in to the casket…
Rhino:All he has to do is Shut the lid…
Mark:The Lid is shut…
Pa Announcer:Jason Cain has been eliminated…
Rhino:We are down to three as they wheel Jason Cain to the back…
Mark:Shane Munns has pulled himself back up on to the feet in the corner… Chaos comes after him and starts nailing him with hard chops right across the chest…
Rhino:Look how red Shane Munn’s chest has become from those chops….
Mark:Snap Suplex by Chaos to Shane Munns…
Rhino:Heidenreich is coming back towards the ring…
Mark:Heidenreich is a bloody mess… Chaos sees him coming and is meeting him on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Look at those two brawl…
Mark:Heidenreich with a thumb to the eye and now he lifts him up and drops him right on top of the casket…
Rhino:Heidenreich is now standing on top of the casket…
Mark:Heidenreich hooks up Chaos… POWERBOMB OFF THE CASKET!
Rhino:Chaos hit the concrete after that powerbomb and is not really moving…
Mark:Shane Munns slingshots himself right on to Heidenreich and they land right on the casket… Right hands by Shane Munns to Heidenreich…
Rhino:Shane Munns is now trying to pick up Chaos…
Mark:Chaos with a low blow to Shane Munns….
Rhino:Chaos is going after Heidenreich…
Mark:Chaos charges at Heidenreich… Back Drop by Heidenreich… And Chaos goes right in to the open casket…
Rhino:That was a big mistake by Chaos…
Mark:Heidenreich shuts the lid on Chaos…
Pa Announcer:Chaos has been eliminated…
Rhino:We are down to two men as they wheel Chaos to the back…
Mark:Shane Munns picks up a steel chair…
Rhino:Heidenreich is walking over towards Shane Munns…
Mark:Shane Munns nails Heidenreich with a steel chair…Heidenreich is staggering around…
Rhino:Heidenreich has lost alot of blood…
Mark:Shane Munns is now rolling the former FTW Champion back in to the ring…
Rhino:Shane Munns is telling everyone its time to finish Heidenreich off…
Mark:Heidenreich staggers around… Shane Munns has him up… PASS TO DEATH! NO! Heidenreich counters…Heidenreich whips Shane Munns in to the ropes… POWER DUNK ON TO THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:Shane Munns is hurting…
Mark:Heidenreich rolls Shane Munns to the casket… Heidenreich puts Munns in the casket…The Lid is Shut… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW FTW CHAMPION… HEIDENREICH…
Rhino:Heidenreich has recaptured the FTW Championship…
Mark:Chaos has come running out from the back…
Rhino:Heidenreich has no idea he is there…
Mark:Chaos turns Heidenreich and he levels him with a barbed wire bat…
Rhino:Heidenreich has been left laying in a pool of his own blood…
Mark:Chaos grabs the FTW Championship and is leaving with it…
Rhino:We need some help out here for Heidenreich…
Mark:I dont think this thing between Heidenreich and Chaos is over… But right now its time for our Old School Main Event…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship NWA Old School Rules Match
Special Guest Referee-Shawn Michaels
Lone Jobber(c) vs Buzz Quickbody
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is an Old School NWA Rules Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Special Guest Referee… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants…First… The Challenger… From New York, New York… Weighing in at 210 Pounds… BUZZ QUICKBODY…
(Buzz Quickbody’s Theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And his opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…The Defending EWA World Heavyweight Champion… LONE JOBBER…
(“I Want it All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:For those who dont know what NWA Old School Rules is here is a quick run down… No Piledrivers…No throwing your opponent over the top rope… Everything must stay in the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is used to the EWA Extreme Style… Can he adjust to these rules…
Mark:Shawn Michaels calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Lone Jobber and Buzz Quickbody with a tie up in the center of the ring… A battle for position has begun between these two men…
Rhino:If I were Lone Jobber I would try and keep Buzz Quickbody on the canvas… As Buzz Quickbody is more of a high flyer than Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber backs Buzz Quickbody in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels steps in and has Lone Jobber break it up as Buzz Quickbody was in the ropes…Both men move back in to the center of the ring… Buzz Quickbody with a go behind on Lone Jobber…Lone Jobber goes behind Buzz Quickbody and nails him with a couple of shots to the back of the head…
Rhino:Those are some nice hard shots right to the back of the head…
Mark:Reverse DDT by Lone Jobber dropping Buzz Quickbody… Lone Jobber goes for a quick cover 1…………….2………Buzz Quickbody gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:If Lone Jobber wants to retain the EWA World Heavyweight Championship he must keep Buzz Quickbody on the ground…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets on top of Buzz Quickbody and starts hammering him with right hands…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is telling him to open up his fists or he will be disqualified…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets up off of Buzz Quickbody and is now getting in the face of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn is telling him that the fists need to be open…
Mark:Buzz Quickbody is back up and spins Lone Jobber around… Knife Edge Chops by Buzz Quickbody to the chest of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:WOOO!
Mark:Buzz Quickbody whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Leap Frog by Buzz Quickbody… Lone Jobber comes back off the ropes… Dropsault by Buzz Quickbody…
Rhino:That was a nice move…
Mark:Buzz Quickbody now gets up on the middle rope… Lone Jobber gets back up… Flipping Neckbreaker by Buzz Quickbody… Here is the cover on Lone Jobber 1…………………..2……………..Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The pace is starting to pick up which is in favor of Buzz Quickbody…
Mark:Quickbody now hooks up Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber blocks the suplex… Front Face Suplex by Lone Jobber sending Buzz Quickbody right in to the mat…
Rhino:That took the wind right out of Buzz Quickbody…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a senton splash landing right on top of Buzz Quickbody… Quick cover by Lone Jobber… HBK makes the count 1…………………..2……………… Buzz Quickbody gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber was just complaining of a slow count… But I dont think there was…
Mark:Neither did I… Lone Jobber now hooks up Buzz Quickbody for a suplex… Buzz Quickbody gets out of the suplex and lands on his feet… Dropkick to the back of Lone Jobber sending him in to the ropes… Lone Jobber turns right back around… Running Enzguri Kick by Buzz Quickbody…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just went down and is holding on to the back of his head…
Mark:Buzz Quickbody with an oklahoma roll… 1……………………2……………….Lone Jobber is able to kick out…
Rhino:Buzz Quickbody needs to get the pace quicker…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up on his feet… Buzz scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas… Springboard Moonsault by Buzz Quickbody….HBK makes the count 1………………..2………………….3… NO Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Buzz Quickbody is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is telling him he cant do that or he will be disqualified…
Rhino:Its NWA Rules… Shawn Michaels is calling it the right way…
Mark:Buzz Quickbody comes back in to the ring and goes to pick up Lone Jobber… Small Package by Lone Jobber 1……………..2……………3…..NO! Buzz Quickbody kicks out…
Rhino:That was close…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up… Double Clothesline… Both men are back down on the canvas…
Rhino:This is the turning point of the match up and the Special Referee Shawn Michaels is counting both men down…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is up to Six…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is starting to move…
Mark:Buzz Quickbody is up at eight and so is Lone Jobber… Buzz Quickbody goes for a right hand… Block by Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber slaps Buzz Quickbody right across the face…
Rhino:That was one hell of a slap…
Mark:Lone Jobber now whips Buzz Quickbody in to the ropes… High Back Body Drop by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Buzz Quickbody went high up in the air…
Mark:Lone Jobber now hooks up Buzz Quickbody and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now going to the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is telling him to get back in the ring or he will disqualify him…
Rhino:If he gets DQed he will lose the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Lone Jobber comes back in to the ring…
Rhino:This has given Buzz Quickbody a few moments to recover…
Mark:Buzz Quickbody is back up on his feet… Lone Jobber turns him around and nails him with a kick to the midsection… Lone Jobber grabs Buzz Quickbody by the hair and is looking to throw him over the top rope…
Rhino:Shawn is saying he will be DQed…
Mark:Lone Jobber pushes Buzz Quickbody down and is now up in the face of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is saying if you want the World Title… Dont touch him…
Mark:Buzz Quickbody is back up and spins Lone Jobber around…Inverted DDT by Buzz Quickbody dropping Lone Jobber right on his head…
Rhino:Buzz Quickbody is now setting Lone Jobber up for the Pron Store Stiffi…
Mark:Buzz has him hooked… Shawn is now telling Buzz Quickbody that if he does it… It will be over… As it is a Flipping Piledriver…
Rhino:Buzz Quickbody doesnt seem to be too happy with Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Now Buzz Quickbody is arguing with Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn is just calling it like he is suppose to…
Mark:Lone Jobber spins Buzz Quickbody… Kick to the midsection… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Thats it…
Mark:Shawn Michaels makes the count 1………………….2………………3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion LONE JOBBER…
Rhino:Lone Jobber retains the EWA World Championship here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber are exchanging a few words at the moment…
Rhino:McConnell is in the ring…
Mark:McConnell spins Lone Jobber around and is now yelling at him saying he wants the World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Those two have history…
Mark:All three men have history…And Shawn Michaels and William McConnell will have to team up at Warpath… As they are now aruging…
Rhino:SABRE AND ANARCHIAH HAVE HIT THE RING…
Mark:From Behind Jay Sabre and Anarchiah nail Shawn Michaels and William McConnell with a couple of clothesline…
Rhino:Sabre and Anarchiah are putting the boots to HBK and PYB…
Mark:Lone Jobber has left the ring as he wants no part of what is going on… Anarchiah has Shawn Michaels setup… SEEDS OF ANARCHY!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has been laid out…
Mark:Sabre and Anarchiah have PYB hooked up… DOUBLE POWERBOMB!
Rhino:The Ministry has sent a message to Shawn Michaels and William McConnell…
Mark:They will be a force to dealt with here in the EWA…
Rhino:Can Shawn Michaels and William McConnell co-exist?
Mark:Thats the big question… What does Subway and Shane McMahon have instore for Warpath… We will find out… Good Night Everyone…