Friday Night Frenzy 02-03-06

Mark:Welcome everyone to San Diego… Welcome to Friday Night Frenzy… I am Mark alongside as always with Rhino and Rhino tonight is shaping up to be one hell of an event…

Rhino:Tonight marks the return of Payne Killer… Its been almost six months since Payne Killer has been action… Will there be any ring rust?

Mark:He hopes not Rhino as he challenges for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Can Doug Kinsella get the first title defense under his belt is another big question…

Rhino:Its going to be an interesting main event…

Mark:The best of Five Series will continue tonight as Subway and Megumi Kudo battle in a Japanesse Death Match…

Rhino:I believe they will tear each other apart…

Mark:That most likely will happen…Lets not waste anytime… As lets send it down to the ring for our opening contest…

Winner is Entered in to Extreme Bowl
PFC Holliday vs Owen Newhart

Pa Announcer:Tonights opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Blacksburg, Va…Weighing in at 240 Pounds… OWEN NEWHART…

(Newhart’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…

Mark:The Products of Society have just come out and have attacked Owen Newhart from behind…

Rhino:What are they doing out here?

Mark:The Products of Society pick up Owen Newhart and flap drops him on to the steel ramp…

Rhino:Jay Sabre and James Davis are sending a message right now…

Mark:Jay Sabre is now standing on the apron… James Davis lifts up Owen Newhart and hands him to Jay Sabre… POWERBOMB OFF THE SIDE OF THE RING!

Rhino:The Products of Society are for real Mark…

Mark:Yes they are and they just sent a message to Owen Newhart and the rest of the EWA… Lets get set for our next contest…But first I am being told something has just taken place backstage and our cameras were there so lets go take a look at what happen…

(Footage plays)

Mark:Thats Hulk Hogan and he is being assaulted backstage by The Outlaws…

Rhino:The Outlaws are scheduled to face The Rock and Hulk Hogan later on tonight…

Mark:Hulk Hogan was just put through a table by The Outlaws…

Rhino:That cant be good for the match up later on tonight…

Mark:No it isnt… But back live now we are set to head back to the ring for our next match up…

EWA Tag Team Championship Tournament Tornado Tag Match
Lenny & Lodi vs Legion of Doom

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a First Round Tournament Match for the EWA Tag Team Championships and is a Tornado Tag Team Match set for one fall… Introducing team Number One…The team of ROAD WARRIOR ANIMAL and HEIDENREICH… THE LEGION OF DOOM…

(“What a Rush” plays as the LOD enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at 444 Pounds… The team of LENNY LANE AND LODI…

(“Its Raining Men” plays as Lenny & Lodi enter the arena…)

Mark:These two teams have history… Well sort of… As Lenny and Lodi have issued challenges in the past to the LOD…

Rhino:The LOD never accepted the challenges but now they will fight…

Mark:All four men are in the ring… Lenny goes after Animal.. While Lodi and Heidenreich are fighting in the corner… Lodi whips Heidenreich in to the ropes… Dropkick by Lodi and that knocks Heidenreich in to the ropes… Heidenreich bounces off the ropes and nails Lodi with a clothesline…

Rhino:Well that didnt work out as planned for Lodi…

Mark:No it did not… Animal whips Lenny in to the ropes… Powerslam…

Rhino:The former EWA Tag Team Champions are taking it to the former World Tag Team Champions…

Mark:Animal waits for Lenny to turn around… Animal has Lenny up… Gorilla Press Slam… No… Dropkick downstairs by Lodi…

Rhino:He caught him very low…

Mark:Yes he did… Lenny and Lodi charge at the FTW Champion and they nail him with a double clothesline…

Rhino:Heidenreich is standing still…

Mark:Double dropkick and Heidenreich goes through the ropes…

Rhino:Lenny is heading to the top rope…

Mark:Lenny dives off the top rope and gets caught by Heidenreich… Heidenreich rams Lenny right in to the ring post…

Rhino:Lenny was crushed by Heidenreich…

Mark:Back in the ring Lodi hooks up Animal and nails him with a DDT… Lodi goes for a cover 1………………….2…………… Animal gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Heidenreich is coming back in to the ring…

Mark:Lodi ducks the clothesline and now pinches the nipples of Heidenreich…

Rhino:What did you just say?

Mark:Dont make me repeat myself… I said what I said and I am not going to do it again…

Rhino:Well Lodi enjoyed it… I dont think Heidenreich did…

Mark:Big Boot by Heidenreich…

Rhino:Well Lodi just tasted some leather…

Mark:Lenny has come back in to the ring… Lenny charges at Animal and Animal back drops him over the top rope and to the outside goes Lenny Lane…

Rhino:Thanks for coming we will see you later Lenny Lane…

Mark:Animal tells Heidenreich to go to the top rope…

Rhino:Heidenreich is going to fly…

Mark:DOOMSDAY DEVICE!

Rhino:Lodi is out cold…

Mark:Animal covers Lodi 1………………………………..2………………………….3….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners the LEGION OF DOOM…

Rhino:The LOD advance in the EWA Tag Team Tournament…

Mark:The LOD move on and…

(“Survive” plays in the arena…)

Rhino:Whats that music?

Mark:It sounds famliar…

Rhinos:Its… Its…

Mark:ITS TAZ!

Rhino:TAZ HAS ARRIVED…

Mark:Taz is heading right to the ring and is standing on the apron…

Rhino:Taz is yelling at Heidenreich…

Mark:Taz just yelled “Thats Mine You Son of a Bitch”…

Rhino:Taz was the founder of the original FTW Championship…

Mark:What is going to happen between those two… Right now we are going to get set for our second tag team tournament match up of the night… But standing by right now is Kent Richardson with The Rock… Kent…

(Backstage)

Kent:Mark thank you very much, The Rock, a few minutes ago your partner Hulk Hogan was assaulted by The Outlaws what is his status for your upcoming match up?

The Rock:Kent, The Rock says this…They took out Hulk Hogan and he wont be able to fight tonight… But The Rock doesnt back down from a fight and The Rock will WHOOP THEIR CANDY ASSES ALL OVER SAN DIEGO(Crowd Cheers)… You see The Rock saw The Outlaws destroy Shawn Michaels and now Hulk Hogan… But they will not destroy The Legend of THE ROCK… So Outlaws… The Rock is coming to LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON YOUR CANDY ASSES… IF YOU SMEEEELLLL WHAT THE ROCK… IS… COOKIN…

(“Is Cookin” plays in the arena as The Rock walks out)

Mark:The Rock is on his way down to the ring… So lets send it down for the introductions…

EWA Tag Team Championship Tournament Tornado Tag Match
The Rock & Hulk Hogan vs The Outlaws

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a First Round Tournament Match for the EWA Tag Team Championships and is a Tornado Tag Team Match set for one fall… On his way to the ring… From Miami, Florida… THE ROCK… And his opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 500 Pounds…JASON CAIN and WILLIAM McCONNELL… THE OUTLAWS…

(“The Answer” plays as The Outlaws enter the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… The bell has souned and its a Two on One Handicap Match…

Rhino:This doesnt look good for The Rock…

Mark:Jason Cain goes for a right hand on The Rock… The Rock blocks and opens up on Jason Cain with straight right hands…

Rhino:Look at The Rock go…

Mark:The Rock whips Jason Cain in to the ropes… Running clothesline by The Rock…

Rhino:Jason Cain just got spun inside out…

Mark:Jason Cain gets back up and The Rock clotheslines him over the top rope and to the floor he goes…

Rhino:Look out…

Mark:From behind William McConnell jumps The Rock and knocks him back in to the corner…

Rhino:McConnell has been attacking from behind alot lately…

Mark:McConnell opens up with right hands on The Rock in the corner…McConnell whips The Rock in to the farside corner…

Rhino:McConnell is taking his time…

Mark:The Rock comes quickly out of the corner as McConnell was charging at him and lays him out with a clothesline…The Rock putting the boots to William McConnell…

Rhino:The Rock is laying the Smackdown right now…

Mark:William McConnell is back up and gets sent in to the ropes… Samoan Drop by The Peoples Champion… The Rock with a cover 1………………2………….. Jason Cain comes in and breaks it up… Jason Cain now stomps away at The Rock…

Rhino:McConnell is back up as well…

Mark:Both McConnell and Cain are laying the boots in to The Rock… Jason Cain and William McConnell hook up The Rock and nail him a double front face suplex…

Rhino:The numbers are catching up to The Rock…

Mark:The Rock is now back up in to the corner… Jason Cain charges and nails him with a splash…The Rock comes out of the corner… Shinning Wizard by William McConnell…

Rhino:The Rock looks dazed and confused right about now…

Mark:Jason Cain hooks up The Rock… Suplex… Jason Cain rolls through… A second snap suplex by Jason Cain…

Rhino:Jason Cain rolled through again…

Mark:A third Snap Suplex by Jason Cain…

Rhino:William McConnell is now heading to the top rope…

Mark:10.0 FROG SPLASH!

Rhino:That is going to be it…

Mark:I believe s…

(“Real American” plays in the arena)

Rhino:It couldnt be?

Mark:IT IS… ITS HULK HOGAN!

Rhino:The Hulkster is coming down to the ring bandage up and all…

Mark:Jason Cain and William McConnell are waiting for him to get in to the ring…

Rhino:Listen to the fans go crazy for Hulk Hogan…

Mark:Jason Cain and William McConnell nail Hogan with right hands…

Rhino:They are just hammering The Hulkster…

Mark:Hogan is down to one knee…

Rhino:The fans are trying to get behind Hulk Hogan…

Mark:The right hands are having no effect…

Rhino:I believe he is Hulking Up…

Mark:Yes he is… Hogan blocks the right hand from Jason Cain and nails him with a right hand… Right hand for William McConnell…Hogan grabs both men and he rams their heads together…

Rhino:Hogan is starting to feel it…

Mark:Hogan now whips McConnell in to the ropes… Running Clothesline and William McConnell goes to the outside…

Rhino:From behind Jason Cain just attacked Hulk Hogan…

Mark:Hogan turns right around… And nails Cain with straight right hands… Cain gets back up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Hogan… Cain comes off… BIG BOOT!

Rhino:You know what come next… The Big Leg Drop…

Mark:Hogan comes off… RUNNING LEG DROP! NO! FIVE STAR SUPERKICK CONNECTS ON HULK HOGAN!

Rhino:I didnt see that and neither did Hulk Hogan…

Mark:McConnell hooks the leg 1…………………………..2…………………….3……… This one is Over…

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners THE OUTLAWS…

Rhino:McConnell and Cain advance in the EWA Tag Team Tournament…

Mark:McConnell just asked for a microphone as he has something to say…

McConnell:Well down went another pair of wrestling legends… Right now however… As me and Cain go to the back… I just want all of you to take a look at this piece of footage… That myself and Jason Cain filmed EARLIER TODAY!

Rhino:What footage?

Mark:Well the footage we are about to see right now…

(Footage plays)

Rhino:Thats Shawn Michaels getting ready to leave the Hospital…

Mark:Hes being Wheeled out of the Hospital by a doctor at the hospital…

Rhino:Why are we seeing this?

Mark:I have no idea but we see Shawn getting ready to exit the door… WHAT THE HELL!

Rhino:Thats Cain and McConnell…

Mark:Cain and McConnell attacked Shawn Michaels again…

Rhino:What is his problem?

Mark:They blindsided Shawn Michaels again… They just threw Shawn Michaels threw the glass door…

Rhino:I cant believe what I am seeing…

Mark:McConnell and Cain left Shawn Michaels a bloody mess as he was about to leave the Hospital…

Rhino:The man is recovering from the assault laid on him over a week or so ago by McConnell…

Mark:Doctors stepped in and saved Shawn Michaels as that could have been worse… But now its time to get back to more action…

Triple H vs Shane Munns
*If Shane Munns Wins, he is entered in to Extreme Bowl

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Morrisville,Nc… Weighing in at 253 Pounds… SHANE MUNNS…

(“Kryptonite” plays as Shane Munns enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The Game TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Shane Munns goes right after Triple H and nails him with right hands… The Game gets backed up in to the ropes by Shane Munns… Munns whips Triple H in to the ropes… Reversal by Triple H… The Game ducks his head and Shane Munns slides underneath his legs… School Boy 1…………………2………………Triple H gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was a quick pinfall…

Mark:The Game charges at Shane Munns with a clothesline… Shane Munns ducks… Neckbreaker by Shane Munns…

Rhino:Shane Munns is one step quicker than Triple H here in the early going…

Mark:Shane Munns runs at Triple H… Sunset flip by Shane Munns 1………………………….2………………. Triple H kicks out again…

Rhino:Shane Munns is trying to end it quick and catch Triple H off guard…

Mark:Shane Munns goes to kick Triple H in the midsection… Triple H catches the foot of Shane Munns and spins him around… Munns nails Triple H with a clothesline…

Rhino:Triple H rolls to the outside of the ring and seems very pissed off at the moment…

Mark:Triple H storming around the outside of the ring…

Rhino:He just pushed the steel steps over and you can tell he is pissed off…

Mark:Shane Munns goes out after Triple H…

Rhino:I guess he was getting frustrated as he had some momentum building…

Mark:Shane Munns is chasing Triple H around the ring…The Game rolls back in… Shane Munns follows him in and Triple H stomps at him as he rolled back in to the ring…

Rhino:The Game pulled out a veteran move as he sucker Shane Munns out and is now taking advantage of him…

Mark:Triple H now starts stomping away at Shane Munns in the corner…

Rhino:The Game is stomping a mudhole in on Shane Munns right now…

Mark:Triple H whips Shane Munns in to the ropes… Running High Knee by The Game…

Rhino:Shane Munn’s head was taken off with that shot…

Mark:Triple H now comes off the ropes and drops a knee right in to the face of Shane Munns…One more time Triple H drops the knee across the throat of Shane Munns… The Game with a quick cover 1…………..2………….. Munns gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Triple H has slown the pace down of this match up and it was a smart move…

Mark:Triple H now goes behind Shane Munns and drops him with a belly to back suplex… The Game goes for another cover 1………………….2………………….. Munns gets his shoulder up again…

Rhino:Triple H now has Shane Munns up…

Mark:Stalling Vertical Suplex as Triple H lets the blood drop to Shane Munn’s head and then he drops him straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:That was a nice suplex by Triple H…

Mark:The Game goes for another cover 1…………………………….2……………… Shane Munns gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Shane Munns is trying to pull himself by the ropes in the corner…

Mark:The Game now whips Shane Munns in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER!

Rhino:Shane Munns was just drilled in to the canvas…

Mark:Triple H hooks the leg 1……………………………2………………….3…….. NO! Shane Munns got his shoulder up…

Rhino:Triple H can not believe it…

Mark:Triple H picks up Shane Munns.. Right hand by Shane Munns…

Rhino:Shane Munns is fighting back…

Mark:Triple H ducks the right hand… SLEEPER HOLD!

Rhino:The Game has it locked in real tight right now…

Mark:Shane Munns seems to be fading out…

Rhino:I think he could be out of it…

Mark:The referee is checking on Shane Munns…The arm goes down for the first time…

Rhino:Shane Munns is fading away…

Mark:The referee raises Shane Munns arm again and it drops again…

Rhino:One more time and it is over…

Mark:The referee lifts up Shane Munns arm again…It DOESNT DROP… And Shane Munns is starting to come back…

Rhino:There is fight left in Shane Munns…

Mark:Munns with elbows to the midsection breaking up the sleeper hold… Shane Munns breaks up the sleeper hold… And starts hammering Triple H with right hands…

Rhino:The Game is now struggling to keep control of this match up…

Mark:Shane Munns backs Triple H up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Shane Munns… Triple H comes off the ropes…Shane Munns connects with a back body drop…

Rhino:Triple H is right back up…

Mark:Shane Munns connects with a dropkick right to the face… Shane Munns goes for a cover 1…………………..2……….. Triple H gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Triple H is back up in the corner…

Mark:Shane Munns with a running clothesline… The Game staggers out of the corner… Powerslam by Shane Munns… Heres another cover 1……………………..2………………………..Triple H gets his shoulder up again…

Rhino:The momentum has certainly changed…

Mark:Shane Munns goes to pick up Triple H… Thumb to the eye by Triple H…

Rhino:That was a cheap move…

Mark:DDT by The Game…

Rhino:The Game is now taking Shane Munns to the corner…

Mark:Triple H puts Shane Munns up on the top rope…

Rhino:Shane Munns is being setup for a superplex…

Mark:Shane Munns pushes Triple H off…

Rhino:Shane Munns is now standing on the top rope…

Mark:SPEAR FROM THE TOP ROPE!

Rhino:That could be it…

Mark:Shane Munns hooks the leg 1…………………………………..2……………………..3……..NO! The Game got his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was very close…

Mark:Triple H is staggering up to his feet…

Rhino:This could be it…

Mark:The Game turns around… Shane Munns has him hooked up… PASS TO DEATH! NO! The Game lands on his feet… Triple H goes for a clothesline… Shane Munns ducks… And nails The Game with a couple of right hands…

Rhino:Triple H was able to survive the Pass to Death… But he is still in trouble…

Mark:Munns goes for a clothesline… The Game ducks… Knee buster by Triple H…

Rhino:Shane Munns is staggering…

Mark:Triple H hooks up Shane Munns… PEDIGREE!

Rhino:Thats it…

Mark:Triple H hooks the leg of Shane Munns 1………………………………..2…………………..3…… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H…

Rhino:The Game defeated Shane Munns exactly like he said was going to do…

Mark: We leave the Triple H and Munns match and Rhino, Hardcore Theater is showing a taxi pulling up. Who’s in the taxi?

Rhino: well we only have three matches left we know Subway is storming around, side note theres story behind that..we know Kudo and Paynyekillers Location sure Doug is in dressing who’s left?

Mark: I guess we….why’s Jobber in a taxi? Did he just get here? He’s got a Street Fight here and he’s just coming to the arena? Jobber bolting to the taxi trunk to get his gear I assume. It’s a Street Fight, Jobber! Don’t worry about….HOLY FUCK! WHAT WAS THAT?

Rhino: IT’S THE BOOGEYMAN FROM BEHIND AND HE GOT’UM! He was in that Van parked just busted out of the side door! Clock to the Back of the head and Boogeyman is laughiong!

Mark: The Boogeyman, literally dripping in worms, comes out of nowhere to start this Street Fight! Jobber is completely caught off guard and Boogeyman sends him head-first into the taxi bumper! Man!

Rhino: Holy Shit, just got word the Boys in the back gave Subway a Bucket bath..word is they hit him with mace then Bucket bathed him cause he stinks to high hell! What Boogeyman has a Spare Tire and has Jobber ina TIRE Clutch! Jobber is turning BLUE!

Mark: Tire Clutch? Whatever you call it, Boogeyman is dominating Jobber right now and….huh? Wha? Rhino, I just got some information through my headpiece. What? We’re starting Megumi Kudo and Subway now? What about? What is this?

Rhino: I think Jobber just shit his pants! Boogeyman is taking Jobber out of the arena, Cameras wheren’t ready for it been to long. So lets start The Big One Match 3 of 5 DEATH MATCH! We got barbwire Planks Thumbtacks FIRE Chairs ladders FIRE tables Catus its all here and FIRE! Explosions and MORE!

Mark: There’s “It Came From Japan” and here comes a very butch-looking Megumi Kudo. She’s pretty much storming out here and has a look of all business on her face and only a little bit of hair you can see growing back on her head.Megumi looks dead serious and i don’t care what you claim to be, Rhino, i wouldn’t want to be ANYBODY facing Kudo in a Death Match. It’s how she became a legend in the indies. Not enought money could make me do it.

Rhino: She looks like a boy and i think that was Subways sick hope..but I think Kudo tonight is going to take this one call it a gut fealing. I mean FMW was no joke at any given time go to see what Subway watches FMW volumes One through 12 i think it is, Insane In the brain Hits and he comes…Hahahahah a Soaking wet Co Vp! He look pissed as well, there are serval men and women in masks surrounding the ring with lighters in hand. they seem to positioning tables and ladders and ..O shit thats a Plank of GLASS!

Mark: Not to sound like a horn dog here but boys don’t got that kind of shake Megumi has if you know what I SUICIDE DIVE! As soon as Subway got close enough, Megumi did her best baldheaded missile impression and took to the air and hit Subway full force and this match is ON and Kudo hammering away at the soaking wet Subway!

Rhino: Kicks to the head bring him down to a knee and Kudo goes to the railing oin the ground Kendo Stick she yells “LIGHT ME” Flaming Kendo Stick! She begins to open up on Subway head Back legs everywhere, to the exposed back three times!

Mark: Subway’s a bit dry now but getting hammered on by a freakin’ kendo stick aN OH NO! Kudo just went south of the border and no! Don’t do it! Subway screaming in pain and fighting for his life as Kudo has that unlit end of the stick and is trying to shove it down the throat of Subway!

Rhino: Subway rakes the eyes of Kudo and BIG slap on the faceby Subway as he is locked on to her he sends her in to a Ladder..IT GETS LIT KUDO crashing in to it tips over flaming now drapped across the Railing.Subway rubbing her head an dlaughing as he body slams her on the ladder and holds her on it the flames burning her legs! she kicks him in the face to break it and rolls off the ladder.

Mark: Both Kudo and Subway and down and Hardcore Theater’s showing Jobber and Boogeyman now. I don’t see Jobber. Boogeyman saying come out, come out wherever you are. Trash can to the head of The Boogeyman by Jobber!

Rhino: Jobber unloading on Boogeyman staggering him backs danerously close to the edge but Boogeyman with a boot to the trash can sends it recoiling back onto Jobber!

Mark: It’s too dark to make out but I think both men are on some sort of bridge. I can’t see a thing. We got Subway and Kudo fighting again out here and Boogeyman and Jobber fighting on a bridge.

Rhino: Cars are rushing by honking there horn at them Jobber and Boogeyman slugging it out, Boogeyman blocks and clotheslines him on the concrete flooring!

Mark: They could die someone get out there and do something! Subway and looking at each other Subway Biting the face of Megumi Kudo! I’m kinda split here, Rhino.

Rhino: Watching Hardcore Theater Boogeyman and Jobber and watching Megumi go cannibal on Subway. OOOHHH a cold-hearted kick to Megumi’s gut and Subway’s got her over the shoulder! He’s headed to the glass

Mark: Wake Up Mark! Subway was biting her …but wait a sec that don’t matter he has no damn teeth! Subway go cannibal on Megumi. switch names somebody

Rhino: Subway Sends Kudo into the glass and himself as well not GOOD! There not moving as you hear the plates of glass break

Mark: Subway with a glass shard busts it over the head of Kudo now digging into the skull!

Rhino: Subway digging into Megumi and OH NO! DID SHE….Rhino, Subway has a huge chunk of glass in his thigh but the story is that he just let go of Megumi and that glass is close to you-know-where Subways checking he’s ripping the suit open and checking , a sigh of relief comes from him.

Mark: Subway Kicks Kudo in the head as the blood pours out, He pitches her out of the ring and picks up a barbwire plank and tosses it over the ropes and on top of her!

Rhino: Look at that! He just suicide dives over after it and turns Kudo into a sandwich Subway style!

Mark: Subway’s on a definite roll tonight as Megumi’s been absorbing a lot of punishment but you got to figure that this is her kind of match and she’s gonna….HOLY SHIT! THE BOOGEYMAN AND LONE JOBBER JUST WENT OFF THAT BRIDGE!

Rhino: Subway and Megumi in some pain here and Boogeyman and Lone Jobber are swimming in some water right about now. Subway feeling it and going for a pick up. Megumi with a handful of wire in the face of Subway!

Mark: She’s trying to turn Subway’s face into hamburger and damn it, she’s digging into him like steel wool into a pan!

Rhino: Jobber and Boogeyman just washed up on a shore Boogeyman with seaweed in his mouth Jobber with a back kick to the jewels stuns Boogeyman! Kudo now wrapping the barbwire around subways head and neck leading him over to the other side of the ring.

Mark: The cameramen running down wherever that is to get a better shot and speaking of shots, Megumi shot Subway into those steel steps and Subway went head-first into them. Looks like a car wreck. Hey! It’s the Glass Chair! Megumi has the glass chair and is going over to Subway!

Rhino: Watch OUT Exploded over Subways head! Kudo in full controll now and she has the table set they lite Kudo with a clutch like move dragging subway to the burning table!

Mark: Part of the live part of this is how we can lose the live feed and we lost the boogeyman and jobber picture. I can’t believe I’m saying this but Kudo just sent Subway into the flaming picture with a snap suplex and Subway writhing in agony! How in the hell did Megumi even get Subway up?

Rhino: Willpower Mark plain and simple.Kudo has a burning table end and Subway grabbing it holding the fire back! Is there any word on Boogeyman and Jobber? Subway blowing the fire out and over powers Kudo and is getting to his feet.

Mark: Megumi didn’t have a fire going on the table and Subway using his power advantage. Megumi kicks Subway’s hand. Hooks the other hand. Subway a bit oof guard here and Megumi with a nice release Northern Lights Suplex on Subway.

Rhino: He just went all the way to the floor! Megumi using her speed and is popping her hips like crazy with those suplexes and as inhuman Subway seems to be, Megumi looking just as much as if not more.

Mark: Megumi got up and is looking for something now. She has a Sledgehammer now!

Rhino: She swings and Subway rolls out of the way and the hammer bounces off the ground! Subway charges in sloppy crossbody but effective! Subway has Kudo set up Tombstone , he’s Chomping on her LOVE NEST! And tombstone on the concrete! Subway with a cover…1…………………………….2…………………..Kick Out by KUDO!

Mark: You know, I don’t think there’s a realfeud between these two. In their twisted little minds, this is pure sex. This is how they pleasure each other. Subway now wrapping barbed wire onto his own arm and you got to wonder what the hell he’s up to. BARBED WIRE HEADLOCK! Would you listen to Subway trash talk to Megumi out here?

Rhino: Thank the Ring Crew we can’t cause Subways in enough trouble and he don’t need bring EWA into it…cause i know what ever it is Kudo looks Pissed! Subway Pitches Kudo in the ring….Kudo off the ropes Clothesline! Blocked By Barbwire Forearm! That Hurt Kudo bent over!

Mark: Subway Mocking Doggy style then spins her around Power Bomb! And ANOTHER AND A THIRD!

Rhino: He Bends over for another cover….1……………………….2…………………………..3 NO! Kudo Pokes the yes and Kicks Out!

Mark: Subway stunned and Megumi basically crabwalks over to him and a front mule kick to the nuts of Subway and Subway goes down as Megumi holding the back of her head here.

Rhino: Subway school boys Kudo digging his fingers in the Love nest again ..hahahaha 1…………………2 kick out Kudo Up Subway up Subway with a clothesline of barbwire Kudo ducks Hits off the ropes Pancake? By Subway and Kudo stops dead and spinning legdrop. SHARPSHOOTER BY KUDO!

Mark: And now the ref asking Subway to tap! We have no idea what’s going on in the Boogeyman and Lone Jobber match as the feed is still gone from us but Kudo has really got the Sharpshooter or Scorpion Deathlock or whatever you want to call it really cinched in on Subway here and Subway saying no as Megumi pulls back on the hold and Subway trying to get some leverage to break it!

Rhino: He is crawling to the ropes using his size and all his strength he in pain and there’s a blood pool by his leg! We got word Boogeyman and Lone Jobber are coming to the arena soon we have them in view! Subway flips himself enough and kicks Kudo off.

Mark: Subway staggers to Megumi and right hand as Megumi got up. Subway goes into the ring and follows up with a chop. Another one as the woos come out from the crowd. Megumi in the corner. Subway with a forearm into the head of Megumi and now lifting her up to the top rope. Subway going for broke here and it looks like a superplex. Both Megumi and Subway up there. Superplex? No, Subway can’t quite get the balance.

Rhino: HOLY SHIT! SUPER FRANKENSTEINER BY MEGUMI TO SUBWAY AND SUBWAY WENT FLYING ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE CROWD CATCHING NOTHING BUT CONCRETE BUT AT THE SAME TIME, KUDO WENT CHEST-FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!

Mark:THERE IS NO WAY THEY CAN COUNTINUE AFTER THAT THE FANS WITH THE HOLY SHIT CHANT!

Rhino: Kudo splashes steel steps and Subway’s God’s know where. The ref lies the count in. 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! Double knock out!

PA Announcer: This match has ended in a Double Knock Out and therefore A DRAW!

Mark: I can barely hear you mark there going nuts here!

Rhino: WAIT! I have word Boogeyman Lone Jobber on TOP of the Arena!

Mark: Kudo eats steps and Subway went for the ultimate stage dive and we are now 1 for Kudo, 1 for Subway and with this draw, does it go to six or what? We’re trying to go there and yeah, there they are and they are going blow for

Rhino: Best of five, this could end a draw and nothing is accomplished nothing settled…Lone jobber taking the advantage now with a low blow and short drop kick to face and throat of Boogeyman! He is now set up for the Gimmick!

Mark: NO JOBBER TOOK BOOGEYMAN OFF THE SIDE AND THEY LANDED IN A TREE! HERE THEY COME CRASHING DOWN!

Rhino: Our sudden Rooftop Rumble just got another spill and Jobber and Boogeyman went down into that huge tree!

Mark: How’d that ref come down? Here’s the count. 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! WHAT THE HELL? ANOTHER DRAW?

Rhino: BOOOOOO not again man this is nuts…you know Boogeyman or Jobber never fell from that tree think we better get some lights on it! It might be bad in there right now, i know jobber is tough but…well Boogeyman is Crazy!

Mark: Which this brings us to the Main Event of the night, but what brutality we just saw a unsettled round in the series.

Rhino:This was brutal… But now we have two men who are going to be trapped like Animals…

Mark:They are going to be Caged Animals… So lets send it down to ringside for the introduction…

EWA World Heavyweight Championship Caged Animal Match
Doug Kinsella(c) vs Payne Killer

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall and is a CAGED ANIMAL MATCH for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Selma, Ca… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… PAYNE KILLER…

(“Thou Shall” plays as Payne Killer enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… DOUG KINSELLA…

(“Pieces” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell has sounded and this match up is underway…

Rhino:Both men are connected by ten feet of chain at the neck…

Mark:Its a combination of a Doug Collar Match and a Cage Match… Both men are face to face in the center of the ring…Payne Killer with a quick kick to the midsection of Doug Kinsella and follows it up with right hands… Payne Killer backs Doug Kinsella up in to the ropes… Payne Killer reaches back and goes for a right hand… Doug Kinsella ducks and Payne Killer punches the cage…

Rhino:That didnt work…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now whips Payne Killer in to the ropes… Payne Killer comes off the ropes… Elbow to the head of Payne Killer…Doug Kinsella follows it up with an elbow drop…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella now grabs the steel chain and is pulling on it…

Mark:Everytime he does he pulls on the collar around Payne Killer’s neck which is making him choke…

Rhino:I think its a smart move…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now pulls him up by the chain… Doug Kinsella goes for a clothesline… Payne Killer ducks out of the way and now nails Doug Kinsella right across the chest with a knife edge chop…

Rhino:Payne Killer now has the chain…

Mark:Payne Killer whips the chain right across the chest of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Ouch…

Mark:One more time the chain goes across the chest of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug’s chest is turning bright red now…

Mark:Payne Killer grabs Doug Kinsella and throws him face first in to the steel cage…

Rhino:At the moment we arent seeing any ring rust from Payne Killer…

Mark:Doug Kinsella staggers around… Payne Killer hooks him up… DDT… Payne Killer goes for a cover 1…………………..2……….. Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Now Payne Killer is choking Doug Kinsella with the chain…

Mark:You can see the blood staying in the head of the World Champion… Payne Killer puts Doug Kinsella up on his shoulder and throws him head first in to the steel cage…

Rhino:The champion is in some trouble now…

Mark:Payne Killer goes for another cover 1…………………..2…………….. Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up again…

Rhino:Payne Killer is now heading to the top rope…

Mark:Doug Kinsella pulls on the chain and Payne Killer comes crashing down off the top rope…

Rhino:Payne Killer took a chance and it backfired…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now gathers himself and now picks up Payne Killer and rams him back first in to the steel cage…

Rhino:What happened with Payne Killer moments ago just shows how the match stipulation can cause someone problems…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now wraps the chain around his fist and starts hammering the challenger with it…

Rhino:Look at him go…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now hooks up Payne Killer and connects with the DK Slam.. Doug goes right for the cover 1………………..2…………………. Payne Killer gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Payne Killer is now struggling to get up to his feet…

Mark:Doug Kinsella picks up him and throws him face first in to the steel…

Rhino:Payne Killer is busted open…

Mark:That is not going to be a good thing for the challenger…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is heading to the top rope…

Mark:I dont think he is stopping there…

Rhino:Payne Killer is making his way back up on to his feet…

Mark:Doug Kinsella dives off the top of the cage… FLYING CROSS BODY!

Rhino:Doug landed right on top of Payne Killer…

Mark:Heres the cover 1…………………………….2………………………..3…… NO! Payne Killer got his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was one hell of a move that Doug Kinsella pulled off…

Mark:I agree it sure was…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now thinking of what he can do to keep the challenger down…

Mark:A bloody Payne Killer is getting back up to his feet…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella has him lined up…

Mark:SPEAR! NO! Payne Killer moved out of the way and Doug Kinsella went head first in to the steel cage…

Rhino:That could really do some damage to someones neck…

Mark:Payne Killer hooks him Doug Kinsella from behind… Pump Handle Slam and Doug Kinsella is driven in to the canvas…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella could be done now…

Mark:Payne Killer hooks the leg 1…………………………2………………………… Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Payne Killer is now looking at the cage and has an evil smile on his face…

Mark:Payne Killer is now starting to climb up the cage…

Rhino:He is bringing Doug Kinsella with him…

Mark:Payne Killer and Doug Kinsella are fighting on the top of the cage…

Rhino:Thats a dangerous spot to be in…

Mark:Yes it is… Doug Kinsella rakes the eyes of Payne Killer… Payne Killer with a right hand of his own…

Rhino:What is going to happen…

Mark:Payne Killer hooks up Doug Kinsella…HOLY SHIT! FRONT SLAM OFF THE CAGE!

Rhino:OH MY GOD!

Mark:Both men are laid out on the canvas…

Rhino:I dont think the World Heavyweight Champion is moving at all…

Mark:Payne Killer covers Doug Kinsella 1………………………………2………………………3………………….NO!

Rhino:How in the hell did he kick out?

Mark:I have no idea at all…

Rhino:Payne Killer is signalling for the end…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is staggering up to his feet… Payne Killer hooks up Doug Kinsella… PAYNE RELIEVER!

Rhino:THATS IT!

Mark:Doug Kinsella is down and out… Payne Killer hooks the leg 1………………………….2……………………3………. NEW NO! Doug Kinsella got his shoulder again…

Rhino:How in the hell is he doing this…

Mark:Payne Killer can not believe it…

Rhino:Neither can this crowd…

Mark:Payne Killer has him up again… PAYNE RELIEVER! NO! Doug Kinsella gets out and shoves Payne Killer in to the corner…

Rhino:Payne Killer hits his head on the top turnbuckle…

Mark:Payne Killer turns around…FINAL TOUCH!

Rhino:That could be it…

Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the leg 1…………………………….2……………………..3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion… DOUG KINSELLA…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella survived this match up…

Mark:Yes he did… But how much longer can he hold on… We will find out at Tuesday Night Carnage… Good Night Everyone…

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