Beach Brawl 2006

Mark:Welcome to Honolulu… Welcome to EWA’s Beach Brawl 2006… I am Mark… He is Rhino and what a night of action we have in store for the world here tonight Rhino…

Rhino:Its going to be a wild night tonight Mark… Especially with our Main Event…

Mark:The Main Event is a Three Stages of Hell Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship as Triple H defends against the Number One Contender… Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Can the leader of the BTP put the BTP on the map and become the EWA World Champ or will DX reign supreme?

Mark:We will answer that question later on tonight… But also tonight Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson defends the FTW Championship against Megumi… Well its now Al Snow…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo backed out… Now Al Snow has found himself in a Dog Collar Match with Half Dollar… Can Al Snow become FTW Champion?

Mark:We will see… Also The Ultimate Gimmick Match returns as Lone Jobber battles William McConnell…

Rhino:Can forget Shawn Michaels will confront the BPU here tonight…

Mark:No you can not… I say it is time for our opening contest… Live at Beach Brawl 2006…

Shane Munns vs John Cena

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From West Newbury, Mass… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… JOHN CENA…

(“My Time is Now” plays as John Cena enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Morrisville, Nc… Weighing in at 253 Pounds… SHANE MUNNS…

(“Number 1” plays as Shane Munns enters the arena…)

Mark:John Cena isnt even waiting for the bell as he attacks Shane Munns with straight right hands…

Rhino:Cena loves the fight and he is showing it right here…

Mark:John Cena with a couple of more right hands as he backs Shane Munns in to the ropes… Irish whip by Cena… Munns comes off the ropes and gets taken down with a clothesline…

Rhino:Munns is getting back up…

Mark:John Cena connects with another running clothesline on Shane Munns…

Rhino:Shane Munns is getting back up in the corner as John Cena is a house of fire…

Mark:John Cena comes charging in but Shane Munns gets the boot up in the face of Cena… Swinging Neck Breaker by Shane Munns as he goes for the cover 1…………………….2……….Kickout by John Cena…

Rhino:Munns is now looking to take back control of the match up…

Mark:Munns is on top of Cena and hammers him with straight right hands… Cena trying to cover up as he pushes Shane Munns off of him…

Rhino:Cena is getting up on his feet…

Mark:Shane Munns with an irish whip… John Cena comes off the ropes… Powerslam by Shane Munns… Munns goes for the cover 1………………………2……….. John Cena kicks out…

Rhino:The Chain Gang is trying to get behind John Cena to get him back in to this match up…

Mark:Its a match up that is being dominated by Shane Munns at the moment…

Rhino:That it is Mark…

Mark:Shane Munns now up on the middle rope and he drops a leg drop across the throat of John Cena…

Rhino:Shane Munns is taunting the crowd at the moment and they are giving it right back to him…

Mark:Shane Munns walks over to John Cena… Cena grabs him… Small Package 1………………….2……………….3..NO! Munns kicks out…

Rhino:Both men are back up…

Mark:Double Clothesline and both men are now down on the ground…

Rhino:John Cena tried to steal the win with the Small Package…

Mark:The fans behind John Cena as he hammers Shane Munns with right hands…

Rhino:Cena is just opening up on Shane Munns…

Mark:Munns gets sent in to the ropes by John Cena… Flying Shoulder Block by John Cena…

Rhino:Shane Munns is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:John Cena now hooks him up… Twisting Sit Down Power Bomb by John Cena….

Rhino:John Cena is now pumping up the sneaks…

Mark:Its Five Knuckle Shuffle Time… And he connects…

Rhino:There is only one thing left for Shane Munns and thats the F-U…

Mark:Shane Munns staggers up on to his feet… John Cena has him up… F-U! NO! Munns lands on his feet… Munns with a kick to the midsection… Munns has him up… PASS TO DEATH!

Rhino:Shane Munn’s version of the FU…

Mark:Shane Munns hooks the leg on John Cena 1………………….2……………..3…….. HE GOT HIM!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHANE MUNNS…

Rhino:Shane Munns picks up the win to start of Beach Brawl 2006…

Mark:Can Shane Munns build a little bit of momentum? We are gonna have to find out… With tonight being the Big Main Event World Championship Match… Lets take a look back at the history between Big Daddy Ace and Triple H and a Key Match up in their history… As we take a look back at the FTW Championship Match up at May-Hem 2003…

(May-Hem 2003-Triple H vs Big Daddy Ace for the FTW Championship Footage)

Rhino:Triple H is now looking to the outside and is going to go get a 2×4…

Mark:Look at the face of Triple H…

Rhino:But look at the face of the person coming down to the ring…

Mark:ITS THE ROCK… The Rock is out and Triple H and The Rock are fighting it out…

Rhino:What is The Rock doing out here…

Mark:The Rock just rolled Triple H back in to the ring… And is now stomping away at Triple H…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just went to the outside… And is going to get a 2×4…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace just lit the 2×4 on fire…

Rhino:Look at The Rock’s shirt… It says BTP… He was the guy Big Daddy Ace was talking to…

Mark:Triple H is in some trouble… As The Rock is holding up Triple H now… As Big Daddy Ace… Just nailed Triple H with the 2×4 wrapped in Barbed Wire…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace… Chris Benoit and The Rock all shake hands…

Mark:This was a set up from the beginning… They suckered in The Game…

Rhino:The Rock is now leaving… As Chris Benoit is starting to count…

Mark:Benoit is already up to 7…8…9… Triple H is up..

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Chris Benoit can not believe it… They thought that it was over…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace has Triple H up now… He is going for the Ace Crusher…

Rhino:Triple H just got out of it though…

Mark:Triple H pushes him in to the ropes and nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:After the 3 on 1 assault… How much does Triple H have left…

Mark:Triple H whips Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes…Knee Buster… PEDIGREE by Triple H…

Rhino:Even though Big Daddy Ace is out… Triple H has to use that 2×4 that still on fire in the ring…

Mark:Triple H realizes that… And now whips Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Shot to the gut with the 2×4… And one right to the face… And Big Daddy Ace is down and out…

Rhino:But will Chris Benoit count…

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Rhino:Hes not counting to Ten…

Mark:Do you blame him…

Rhino:No…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace isnt moving… And Triple H is up in the face of Chris Benoit who just said 10… Its over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW FTW CHAMPION… TRIPLE H…

(Footage Ends)

Mark:Will Triple H have the same result tonight in our Main Event? We are going to have to find out… But now lets send it to the ring for our Next Contest…

Sting vs Shio Corin

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Williamstown, Nj… Weighing in at 210 Pounds… SHIO CORIN…

(“Shoulder Lean” plays as Shio Corin enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Venice Beach, Ca… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STING…

(“Seek & Destory” plays as Sting enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Shio Corin goes after Sting with a couple of shots to the chest as he backs him up in to the ropes… Shio Corin goes for a right hands… Sting ducks and now he opens up on Shio Corin with a couple of knife edge chops…

Rhino:Those are some hard chops…

Mark:Sting now connects with a couple of more chops before sending Shio Corin in to the ropes… Corin comes off…Hip Toss by Sting…

Rhino:Shio Corin is staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Sting with another hiptoss to Shio Corin… Shio Corin gets back up again and gets slammed down to the canvas…

Rhino:Shio Corin is now using the ropes to get back up on his feet…

Mark:Sting comes charging… Shio Corin ducks and he back drops Sting over the top rope and to the floor goes Sting…

Rhino:Heads up move by Shio Corin there Mark…

Mark:That it was… Shio Corin now climbs up the top rope and dives off the top rope right down on to Sting…

Rhino:Shio Corin is willing to put his body on the line and he just showed it right here…

Mark:Shio Corin now grabs Sting and rolls him part way in to the ring…

Rhino:Shio Corin has Sting’s head hanging over the edge of the ring…

Mark:Shio Corin on the apron… Leg Drop by Shio Corin and Sting is hurting…

Rhino:Sting’s head just snapped with that leg drop…

Mark:Shio Corin goes back in to the ring and he pulls Sting away from the ropes as he goes for the cover 1……………………..2…………… Sting gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Sting is holding on to his throat…

Mark:Shio Corin with a dragon sleeper on Sting as he is working over the neck of Sting…

Rhino:Sting is trying to get the ropes and breathe at the same time…

Mark:Sting gets his legs in to the ropes and the referee is now stepping in to the ring and breaking up the hold…

Rhino:Sting is rolling to the outside trying to catch his breath…

Mark:Shio Corin comes charing… Baseball slide misses… Sting side stepped him and now gives him a hard clothesline…

Rhino:Sting must have seen him out of the corner of his eye…

Mark:Must have… Sting rolls Shio Corin back in to the ring…

Rhino:Sting rolls back in the ring himself…

Mark:Shio Corin is backing up in the corner… Sting connects with a couple of hard knife edge chops…

Rhino:Wooooooooo!

Mark:Sting with an irish whip in to the corner…

Rhino:I smell a Stinger Splash coming on right here…

Mark:Sting comes charging in… STINGER SPLASH!

Rhino:Shio Corin is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Sting whips him hard in to the other corner…

Rhino:Here he comes again…

Mark:STINGER SPLASH! NO! Shio Corin moved out of the way and Sting hit his head on the top turnbuckle…

Rhino:Shio Corin is now setting him up…

Mark:16 BARS! By Shio Corin…

Rhino:Thats his move as he drove Sting right in to the mat…

Mark:Shio Corin goes for the cover 1…………………………….2……………………3…….HE GOT HIM!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHIO CORIN!

Rhino:Shio Corin rebounds after losing his Debut Match up to Megumi Kudo last week picks up the win here tonight…

Mark:What does the future hold for Shio Corin in the EWA? It is up in the air…But lets take a look back at to another Triple H vs Big Daddy Ace moment as they do battle tonight for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship in what could be the Biggest Match up of the Year…

(Wednesday Night Xtreme 7-14-04-Triple H vs Big Daddy Ace Footage)

Mark:Ace now kicks The Game in the midsection… DDT on to the cell…

Rhino:I think the blood loss is catching with Triple H right now… As he has lost a lot more blood than Ace thus far…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to setup Triple H for the A-Bomb…

Rhino:We saw Ace use this move at Beach Brawl and it was successful…

Mark:Ace is trying to hook up Triple H… The Game blocks… HOLY SHIT!

Rhino:OH MY GOD!

Mark:Triple H has back dropped Big Daddy Ace and Big Daddy Ace went right through the cell…

Rhino:Is he dead?

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is not moving inside the cell…

Rhino:Triple H needs to get down and cover Big Daddy ace…

{later in match}

Rhino:What can Big Daddy Ace do to beat Triple H…

Mark:The Bloody Champion staggers around… The Bloody Challenger has him setup…

Rhino:Ace Crusher!

Mark:No… The Game gets out of the Ace Crusher… The Game pushes Ace in to the ropes… Running High Knee…

Rhino:Vintage Triple H…

Mark:How much more do these men have left?

Rhino:They have lost so much blood… I don’t know how they have much energy as they do…

Mark:They both want to be the World Heavyweight Champion and only one can leave the Cell as Champion…

Rhino:The Game is waiting for Ace to turn around…

Mark:The Game lays out the chair…

Rhino:This is not going to be good…

Mark:PEDIGREE ON THE STEEL CHAIR!

Rhino:That’s it…

Mark:Cover by The Game 1………………………………..2…………………………….3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa World Heavyweight Champion… TRIPLE H…

(Footage Ends)

Mark:Triple H retained in the Cell in 2004… Can he retain in Three Stages of Hell Tonight? Lets get set for our next One on One contest…

Heidenreich w/Animal vs Bubba Ray Dudley w/D-Von Dudley

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Dudleyville… Weighing in at 276 Pounds…Accompanied by Dvon… BUBBA RAY DUDLEY…

(“Turn The Tables” plays as Bubba & Dvon enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… Accompanied by Animal… From New Orleans… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… HEIDENREICH…

(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich & Animal enter the arena…)

Mark:The bell has sounded and this match up is under way… Heidenreich trying to feel things out with Bubba Ray Dudley…

Rhino:It is a little bit of a test of strength going on right now…

Mark:Heidenreich and Bubba Ray trying to see who is the stronger of the two… Bubba has the advantage at the moment…

Rhino:Heidenreich is starting to turn it in to his favor…

Mark:Heidenreich is starting to get the advantage… Bubba Ray with a headbutt…

Rhino:That came out of no where…

Mark:Bubba hit the headbutt like the jockey headbutted the horse last week… Bubba Ray now with a couple of right hands to Heidenreich as he whips him in in to the ropes… Bubba Ray ducks his head and Heidenreich puts on the breaks and Headbutts Bubba Ray on the back of the neck sending Bubba Ray head first in to the mat…

Rhino:Ouch…

Mark:Bubba Ray slowly to his feet as Heidenreich with a couple of kicks to the midsection of Bubba Ray Dudley as he backs him up in to the corner…

Rhino:When Bubba hit the mat you saw the reaction of Dvon and he didnt like it at all…

Mark:Heidenreich with a couple of more kicks in the corner… As he now begins to drive his shoulder in to the midsection of Bubba Ray…

Rhino:Thats a very large midsection…

Mark:That it is… But now Heidenreich whips Bubba Ray in to the farside corner hard… Bubba comes out and gets taken out with a hard boot right to the face by Heidenreich…

Rhino:That was a vicious boot…

Mark:Heidenreich goes for the cover on Bubba Ray 1………………………..2……………………….. Bubba Ray kicks his shoulder up…

Rhino:Animal is liking the aggressiveness that his partner is showing right now in this contest…

Mark:Bubba Ray Dudley gets back up on his feet and Heidenreich scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas… Heidenreich goes to drop the leg… Bubba Rolled out of the way…

Rhino:That has to tighten up the hamstring hitting the canvas hard like that…

Mark:Bubba Ray is back up on his feet…

Rhino:So is Heidenreich…

Mark:Bubba Ray is now kicking the leg of Heidenreich…

Rhino:He is trying to tighten up the leg of Heidenreich…

Mark:Bubba grabs the leg and now has it tied up in the ropes and Bubba gives it a hard kick…

Rhino:Heidenreich’s leg must be tightening up on him…

Mark:Heidenreich is trying to shake his leg to keep the blood flowing… Bubba with a hard kick right to the leg again…Bubba turns him around… DDT… Heres the cover 1……….2…………….. Heidenreich gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Right now Heidenreich is working on one leg as he tries to get back up on his feet…

Mark:Bubba Ray backs him up in to the corner with right hands…

Rhino:Bubba is in control of this contest…

Mark:Bubba Ray now hooks the leg up again in the ropes and he kicks it again…

Rhino:Heidenreich is now holding on the leg in the corner…

Mark:Animal is not liking this right now…

Rhino:Dvon is however…

Mark:Bubba Ray with an irish whip…Heidenreich collasped as he got whipped in to the farside corner…

Rhino:The leg had to have given out on Heidenreich…

Mark:Bubba Ray now comes charging at Heidenreich… Heidenreich catches him… POWER DUNK!

Rhino:That move came out of no where…

Mark:Dvon is coming in to the ring…

Rhino:Animal pulls him out of the ring…

Mark:Heidenreich covers Bubba Ray Dudley 1………..2……………….3…… HE GOT HIM!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner HEIDENREICH…

Rhino:Heidenreich gets the win and it came out of no where…

Mark:Heidenreich is your winner tonight… But who will be the winner of tonights Main Event for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship? Could it be the outcome as happened a couple of months ago as we take back at this Big Daddy Ace vs Triple H moment…

(Thursday Night Chaos 4-13-06-Triple H vs Big Daddy Ace Footage)

Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Triple H… ACE CRUSHER! NO! The Game gets out of it and he pushes Big Daddy Ace in to the corner…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now staggering around…

Mark:Triple H drills Big Daddy Ace in to the canvas with a spinebuster…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now in trouble…

Mark:Triple H now sets him up… PEDIGREE!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is out cold as Triple H is rolling him towards the casket…

Mark:Triple H is now asking for the casket lid to be open…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now done…

Mark:The Casket Lid is open…Triple H is on the apron… OH MY GOD! ITS DOUG KINSELLA IS IN THE CASKET! IMPACT DROP IN TO THE CASKET!

Rhino:Where the hell did he come from…

Mark:Triple H was just knocked out by the Impact Drop from Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is starting to move…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace just closed the lid and is now picking up the sledgehammer and is starting to hammer the casket…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is smashing the casket…

Mark:The referee has just stopped the match up…NEW CHAMPION!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion… BIG DADDY ACE!

(Footage Ends)

Mark:Can Big Daddy Ace become champion again? We will find out later on tonight in our Main Event…Lets get set for our next contest…

Darien vs Myst

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Raleigh, Nc… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… MYST…

(“Adrenaline” plays as Myst enters the arena…)

Mark:Myst is in the ring waiting for his opponent Darien to make his way to the ring…

(“Boy Toy” plays in the arena)

Rhino:Thats not Darien’s music…

Mark:Its The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels and he is coming out with a steel chair in hand…

Rhino:Myst has no idea what is going on…

Mark:Shawn is telling Myst to leave the ring…

Rhino:Myst is telling Shawn Michaels no…

Mark:HBK cracks the skull of Myst with that Steel Chair…

Rhino:Myst didnt want to leave and Shawn gave him a little bit of a steel chair…

Mark:Shawn is now picking up the microphone and I guess he has something to say…

HBK:Sorry Kid… But you are just in the wrong place at the wrong time… Cause ya see… I have been sitting back in the locker room all night… Just chomping at the bit to get my hands on the BPU… So with all of that being said… BPU… If you can Core Up Enough Guts… Come out here and take me on BPU… I dont care how many… Or if it is just The Answer himself… Come on out… Because the SHOWSTOPPER… Wants to Fight…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is calling out the BPU or now known as The Core…

Mark:Shawn has a steel chair as his back up as the rest of Degeneration X is preparing for battle later tonight…

Rhino:Will the Core show up?

(“Higher Brain Pattern” plays in the arena as the Core walks out from the back…)

Mark:Its William McConnell leading Mike Magnum and Jason Cain down to the ring…

Rhino:They are surrounding the ring right now…

Mark:Shawn drops the chair and tells them to come in to the ring and fight him…

Rhino:The Core is huddling up and discussing a strategy…

Mark:Jason Cain is up on the apron…

Rhino:Magnum is coming in the ring on the other side…

Mark:Michaels sees him and catches him with right hands…

Rhino:Michaels knew the trick…

Mark:Shawn Michaels with an atomic drop to Mike Magnum… And he clotheslines him out of the ring…

Rhino:Here comes Jason Cain…

Mark:Jason Cain goes for a clothesline… Shawn Michaels ducks… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:There is only one person left to take on Shawn Michaels and thats The Answer William McConnell…

Mark:McConnell is debating on whether or not to get in the ring…

Rhino:Come on William… Man Up and fight Shawn Michaels…

Mark:The Answer gets up on the apron…

Rhino:Here we go… Its going to be ShowTime right here and now…

Mark:The Answer has one foot in the ring…

Rhino:What the hell… Shane McMahon just came in to the ring…

Mark:Shane McMahon is telling Shawn Michaels to back up…

Rhino:Why is Shane McMahon stopping this fight?

Mark:William McConnell just tried to spit at Shane McMahon…

Rhino:Shane didnt like that and he just picked up the steel chair…

Mark:McMahon and Michaels have had their problems with Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Shane McMahon just scared off William McConnell with the chair…

Mark:Shane McMahon is telling Shawn Michaels to calm down… Michaels just shrugged him off…

Rhino:McConnell just told Shawn Michaels to suck it…

Mark:WHAT THE HELL! Shane McMahon just hit Shawn Michaels in the back of the head with that Steel Chair…

Rhino:Shane McMahon turned his back on the fans last week and has he just turned his back on Shawn Michaels?

Mark:Mike Magnum and Jason Cain are now back in the ring… They are now holding up Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Shane McMahon has the steel chair…

Shane:CORE THIS!

Mark:SHANE JUST CRACKED SHAWN AGAIN! This time right in the face…

Rhino:Why in the world is he doing this?

Mark:Shane McMahon and William McConnell just smile at one another… Shane McMahon is leaving… Shawn Michaels is a bloody mess…

Rhino:Are William McConnell and Shane McMahon working together?

Mark:The Core just got another one over on Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Im not sure

Mark:The Answer is spray painting the outline of Shawn Michaels and is now spray painting the word Core by his fallen body… So disrespectful…

Rhino:Why is there a tripod up on the ramp with a camera?

Mark:Could that be Paparazzi Productions?

Rhino:You may be right…

Mark:The Answer & The Core have struck… What role is Shane McMahon playing in this… Officials are helping HBK out of here as we get set for the Tag Team Championship Match…

EWA Tag Team Championship Ladder Match
Degeneration X(c) vs High Times

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Ladder Match and is for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… Weighing in at a combined weight of 440 Pounds… The Team of Subway & Rob Van Dam… HIGH TIMES…

(“I wanna get high” plays as RVD & Subway enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents…Weighing in at a combined weight of 607 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA Tag Team Champions… Scott Hall & Kevin Nash… THE OUTSIDERS…

(“Break it Down” plays as The Outsiders enter the arena…)

Mark:All four men in the center of the ring…

Rhino:They are looking up at the tag team titles hanging high up in the air…

Mark:RVD and Subway go after the tag champs with forearms right to the head…

Rhino:They are backing The Outsiders up in to the ring…

Mark:High Times with a double irish whip… The Outsiders come off the ropes… Double Dropkick by the challengers sending The Outsiders out of the ring…

Rhino:Subway just rolled to the outside of the ring and threw a chair in to the ring…

Mark:RVD opens up the chair… Here comes RVD… Triple Jump Senton Flip over the top rope by Rob Van Dam on to The Outsiders…

Rhino:That was one hell of a move by The Whole Fn’ Show…

Mark:Subway is not going to be out done as he is now on the top rope… Scott Hall is up… Flying Crossbody by Subway right down on to Subway…

Rhino:High Times are getting High thus far in this match up…

Mark:Van Dam rolls Scott Hall back in to the ring… RVD comes off the ropes… Rolling Thunder on to Scott Hall…

Rhino:Subway is now picking up the ladder…

Mark:RVD lays the chair out on the face of Scott Hall…

Rhino:Van Dam is now on the apron…

Mark:Slingshot Leg Drop by RVD…

Rhino:Kevin Nash is getting back up on his feet…

Mark:Subway drives the ladder right in to the face of Kevin Nash on the outside of the ring… Subway slides the ladder in to the ring…

Rhino:High Times are taking it right to the EWA Tag Team Champions right now…

Mark:Subway opens the ladder up near the corner…

Rhino:Scott Hall is staggering up on his feet…

Mark:Subway hooks him with a double arm DDT…

Rhino:Van Dam is up on top of the ladder…

Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! By The Whole Fn’ Show Rob Van Dam…

Rhino:The Challengers Subway and Rob Van Dam have taken out to the EWA Tag Team Champions…

Mark:RVD and Subway are moving the ladder back in to the middle of the ring…

Rhino:They are both starting to climb up the ladder after the gold…

Mark:Kevin Nash is back in the ring and he has a Steel Chair in hand… Nash cracks the back of Subway with the steel chair and he falls off the ladder…

Rhino:Nash now has hold of the ladder… Van Dam is in trouble…

Mark:Kevin Nash pushes the ladder over and Van Dam hits the top rope hard…

Rhino:Kevin Nash looks angry Mark…

Mark:That he does… As Kevin Nash with a hard irish whip sending RVD in to the corner… Vicious Clothesline in the corner by Kevin Nash…

Rhino:RVD is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Kevin Nash picks him up… Sidewalk Slam by Kevin Nash to RVD on to the steel chair…

Rhino:Scott Hall is now starting to get his barings together…

Mark:Scott Hall lifts up Subway and drops him throat first across the top rope…Subway staggers around as Scott Hall throws him head first in to the standing ladder…

Rhino:Kevin Nash is now picking up that same ladder and is standing over Rob Van Dam…

Mark:Kevin Nash drives the ladder right in to the midsection of Rob Van Dam… One more shot by Kevin Nash driving the ladder right in to the midsection of RVD…

Rhino:Scott Hall has Subway and this isnt going to be good…

Mark:Fallaway Slam by Scott Hall sending Subway through the ropes and to the outside of the ring he goes…

Rhino:Subway is hurting on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Scott Hall just told Nash to stand the ladder up in the corner as Scott Hall is climbing the top rope…

Rhino:RVD is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Nash scoops up Van Dam and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Scott Hall is now up on the top rope…

Mark:Kevin Nash is going out after Subway… Scott Hall rides the ladder down… RVD moves and Scott Hall crashes and burns with the ladder…

Rhino:Subway just pulled something out from underneath the ring…

Mark:Nash is making his way around to him… Subway with whatever he pulled out… Nash comes over to him… Baseball Bat to the skull of Kevin Nash…

Rhino:That just knocked out the big man…

Mark:Van Dam and Scott Hall are up in the ring…

Rhino:Subway is pulling out a table on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Van Dam with an irish whip… Scott Hall comes off the ropes… Spin Heel Kick by The Whole Fn’ Show…

Rhino:Van Dam is now picking up the steel chair…

Mark:Subway is getting back in the ring… RVD throws the chair at Scott Hall… Scott Hall catches… SUBLINE TO SCOTT HALL! VAN DAMINATOR!

Rhino:The Subline to the back… Van Daminator to the front… Scott Hall is out of it…

Mark:Subway is now opening up the ladder…

Rhino:Nash just pulled RVD out of the ring…

Mark:Subway is starting to climb up the ladder…

Rhino:Subway is reaching up for the gold…

Mark:Scott Hall reaches up… Low Blow…

Rhino:That stopped Subway in his tracks…

Mark:Kevin Nash is back in the ring… Nash grabs Subway… JACKKNIFE THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:Subway is completely out of it on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Subway was the one who opened up the table and now he paid the price…

Rhino:Van Dam is struggling to get back up in to the ring…

Mark:Scott Hall is climbing up the ladder…

Rhino:Scott Hall is close to the gold…

Mark:Van Dam is in the ring… BIG BOOT! Hall grabs the Gold! ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and STILL EWA Tag Team Champions… THE OUTSIDERS…

Rhino:The Outsiders took everything from Van Dam and Subway but they still came out on top…

Mark:The Outsiders are still on top of the EWA Tag Team Division… Can anyone take them out? As we now get set for the Ultimate Gimmick Match 2…

Ultimate Gimmick Match
Fall 1 – Bloodsport Match
Fall 2 – Plate Glass Razorwire Hell
Fall 3 – High Stakes Rooftop Rumble
William McConnell Vs Lone Jobber

(“The Answer” hits over the PA System..)

PA Announcer: INTRODUCING FIRST.. From Evansville, Indiana.. Weighing in at 226 pounds.. He is THE ANSWER.. WILLIAM MCCONNELL..

(“I Want It All” hits over the PA System..)

PA Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT.. From the Slaughterhouse.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. He is the LONE JOBBER..

Mark: The first match is a Bloodsport match, your opponent must be bleeding before they can be pinned or made to submit.. Jobber as Y2J, Chris Jobicho.. William McConnell redawning the mask facing Jobber as Janus..

Rhino: The mask could be an advantage for McConnell..

Mark: These two men go right at it! Rights being fired at each other!

Rhino: No locking up between these two!

Mark: Jobber has McConnell back against the ropes.. Irish whip, McConnell downed by a clothesline! McConnell rolling to the outside, but Jobber follows..

Rhino: Shouldn’t we call them Jobicho and Janus?

Mark: I’m just calling the match. Jobber grabbing McConnell from behind and throws him face first into the steel cage! McConnell stumbling back.. And gets tossed back into the cage by Jobber!

Rhino: Jobber with the early advantage and he’s trying to bust McConnell open..

Mark: McConnell rolling back into the ring, Jobber looking under.. And he’s got a chair.. Tossed into the ring, Jobber looking back under, grabbing a trash can full of stuff.. McConnell to his feet and baseball slides it all right into Jobber’s face!

Rhino: Man, that hurt!

Mark: McConnell rolling the outside and putting the boots to Jobber.. McConnell grabbing a kendo stick and sizing Jobber up..

Rhino: These two have made this hardcore quick..

Mark: Jobber to his feet.. AND GETS CANED.. McConnell caning Jobber again and once more, keeping his long time enemy down!

Rhino: Each of those shots taking its toll..

Mark: McConnell rolling Jobber back into the ring.. Kick to the gut.. Suplex, planting Jobber.. McConnell now mounting Jobber and nailing him with rights as hard as he can..

Rhino: McConnell wants to bust Jobber open and get the early win..

Mark: Jobber still not bleeding.. McConnell getting back to his feet.. Jobber whipped into the corner.. McConnell charges in but gets the boot up.. Jobber charges out and nails McConnell with the clothesline!

Rhino: That turned things around..

Mark: McConnell once again taken down with a clothesline.. McConnell to his feet.. Jobber laying in the rights.. McConnell against the ropes.. Jobber going for a clothesline, but McConnell ducks.. McConnell of the ropes and takes both men over the ropes with a clothesline!

Rhino: And we’re back to the outside again!

Mark: Jobber and McConnell now taking turns ramming each others heads into the cage!

Rhino: Each man trying to bust each other open, but I don’t think its gonna work with McConnell’s mask..

Mark: McConnell with a thumb to the eye.. And now he’s grating Jobbers head across the cage!

Rhino: That steel cutting into his forehead!

Mark: And there it is, Jobbers busted open! He can be pinned.. McConnell running Jobber against the ring back first.. And chops away at his chest!

Rhino: WOO!

Mark: Jobber rolls into the ring, McConnell follows but gets kicked by Jobber..

Rhino: Jobber trying to get back in control..

Mark: Jobber digging into the trash can.. And he’s got a cheese grater!

Rhino: An extreme favorite!

Mark: Jobber scraping the grater right across McConnell’s back, taking skin right off his body!

Rhino: Jobber trying to get McConnell bleeding..

Mark: Jobber again scraping the grater against the back! McConnell starting to bleed from the back now! He can be pinned now!

Rhino: Its an even playing field..

Mark: Jobber with an enzuigiri to the side of McConnell’s head! Cover by Jobber.. 1…………2……. McConnell kicks out!

Rhino: Close one..

Mark: Jobber grabbing the legs of McConnell.. HE’S GOING FOR THE WALLS OF JERICHO..

Rhino: MCCONELL IN TROUBLE..

Mark: Jobber has him flipped over and is pulling the legs back! McConnell trying to get to the ropes but Jobber pulls him back to the center..

Rhino: McConnell needs to get out of this!

Mark: McConnell just forced Jobber into the ropes with his leg strength! Jobber off the ropes, jumping over McConnell.. LIONSAULT.. MCCONELL GETS THE KNEES UP..

Rhino: That backfired!

Mark: McConnell grabbing Jobber quickly.. Lifts him up into a suplex.. COIN FLIP HEADS..

Rhino: That’s his finisher as Janus!

Mark: Cover! 1……..2………..3!

PA Announcer: The winner of the first fall.. WILLIAM MCCONNELL..

Rhino: Ladders are being lowered from ceiling and McConnell and Jobber are heading up..

Mark: This fall, Jobber is supposedly acting like HBK while McConnell will be going with a Sabu approach..

Rhino: Well they’re in the second cage and this is Plate Glass Razorwire Hell..

Mark: McConnell not wasting anytime, grabbing a razorwire singapore cane and nails Jobber across the back!

Rhino: McConnell has the first fall advantage and looks to be trying to beat Jobber two straight falls..

Mark: McConnell grabbing Jobber and throwing him into the side of the cage, breaking the plate glass!

Rhino: We’ve seen what that glass can do in the past and McConnell isn’t any stranger to it..

Mark: Jobber stumbling around, McConnell setting up a chair.. AIR SABU.. JOBBER DUCKS.. McConnell hits the razor wire cage!

Rhino: Its tearing right into his back!

Mark: McConnell landing on whats left of that plate glass.. Jobber picking up a shard of the glass.. McConnell pulling himself up.. And gets the glass smashed over his head!

Rhino: And he’s got no mask to protect himself this time!

Mark: McConnell busted open now and Jobber is taking the razor wired weapons to him.. A chair across the back from Jobber! Jobber with a cover.. 1…………..2……. McConnell kicks out..

Rhino: To think, there’s another fall after this..

Mark: McConnell ran right into the cage once more by Jobber as the glass shatters all over!

Rhino: These two guys are gonna be bleeding all over by the time this is done..

Mark: Jobber now setting up two chairs and placing glass on them.. Jobber going for a power bomb.. But McConnell blocks! BACK BODY DROP THROUGH THE GLASS.. JOBBERS IN PAIN..

Rhino: Man, these two guys are taking it to each other..

Mark: McConnell grabbing a shard of glass.. Jobber sat up.. And he’s digging the shard right into Jobbers skull!

Rhino: Good god!

Mark: Jobber is gushing! McConnell breaking the shard over Jobbers head and going for a cover.. 1…….2……… No! Jobber kicks out!

Rhino: These two guys are taking it to each other..

Mark: McConnell rolling Jobber over, he’s got another cane.. And he’s scraping it against the back of Jobber like Jobber did the cheese grater!

Rhino: Damn, that’s gotta hurt!

Mark: Jobber back is now cut open.. McConnell getting him up.. BACK SUPLEX ON THE RAZORWIRE CHAIR..

Rhino: Ouch!

Mark: McConnell with a cover.. 1…………………………..2………3-BARELY.. Jobber barely kicks out!

Rhino: McConnell could have this fall!

Mark: Jobber grabbing the cage, trying to get to his feet.. McConnell sizing Jobber up.. McConnell charges.. Jobber with a drop toe hold! MCCONNELL FACE FIRST INTO THE PLATE GLASS!

Rhino: That backfired!

Mark: McConnell grabbing his face in pain.. He could’ve got pieces in his eye! Jobber grabbing a chair and a large piece of glass, but he can barely stand.. McConnell getting to his feet.. Jobber tosses the glass to McConnell, McConnell catches it.. CHAIR SHOT, SMASHING THE GLASS AND THE CHAIR OVER MCCONNELLS HEAD..

Rhino: This crowd is loving it!

Mark: Jobber grabbing a piece of glass.. And he’s carving away at McConnell’s body!

Rhino: This is sickening! Look at the blood just dripping from the floor of the cage to the ring..

Mark: Jobber still carving at McConnell’s body and he’s bleeding all over! Both men wearing a crimson mask.. Jobber heading over to the corner.. He’s got a bag of somethi-..Are you kidding me?

Rhino: THAT’S SALT..

Mark: Jobber is dumping salt all over William McConnell! McConnell is writhing in absolute pain as the salt burns his wounds!

Rhino: Who could’ve thought that salt would be sadistic?!

Mark: Jobber now taking his time.. McConnell getting to his feet.. Jobber with a flying forearm, HBK style! Jobber attempts a nip up.. But it doesn’t work so well..

Rhino: Jobber fitting the Michaels gimmick well..

Mark: McConnell to his feet.. Inverted atomic drop! Jobber with a right and a second, knocking McConnell down.. Jobber climbing up the cage..

Rhino: Whats this?

Mark: BIG ELBOW DROP BY JOBBER..

Rhino: And now Jobber is tuning up the band!

Mark: McConnell pulling himself up.. SWEET CHIN MUSIC..

Rhino: Or should it be the Low Card Kick?

Mark: Cover! 1………………………………………..2……………………………………3!

PA Announcer; The winner of the second fall.. LONE JOBBER..

Mark: And now its time for the High Stakes Rooftop Rumble..

Rhino: Both men climbing their way up..

Mark: The cage is now surrounded by an exploding barbed wire spider web.. Both men are up.. And now it’s a slugfest! Neither man has much left, but they’re going at it!

Rhino: Jesus, you can see the blood fly off them as they get hit!

Mark: McConnell knocks Jobber down with a right.. He’s going for a ladder.. McConnell picking one up, turns around.. DROPKICK.. Jobber kicks the ladder right into McConnells face!

Rhino: That backfired!

Mark: Jobber grabbing the ladder and dropping it ontop of McConnell..

Rhino: That hurt!

Mark: Jobber now setting the ladder up and attempting to climb onto the roof of this massive structure..

Rhino: McConnell getting to his feet..

Mark: McConnell with a low blow to Jobber! POWERBOMB by McConnell!

Rhino: Jobber is down!

Mark: McConnell now putting the boots to Jobber.. Jobber pulled to his feet.. And ran right into the side of the cage by McConnell!

Rhino: Jobber just crumbled after that!

Mark: McConnell drops to his knees in exhaustion..

Rhino: These two guys don’t have anything left..

Mark: McConnell crawling to the ladder.. And he’s attempting to climb to the roof!

Rhino: Jobbers moving, tough!

Mark: McConnell climbing ever so slowly to the top.. Jobber is crawling to the ladder.. McConnell is up ontop of the roof!

Rhino: McConnell is one step closer to winning!

Mark: Jobber is coming through the trap door.. But gets the door slammed onto his head by McConnell!

Rhino: That’ll give you a concussion..

Mark: McConnell now setting up the ladder to climb and grab his EBW belt.. Jobber is pulling himself through the trap door slowly..

Rhino: How much more do these guys have?

Mark: McConnell is halfway up the ladder, Jobber is to his feet.. Jobber has a chair!

Rhino: Look out!

Mark: CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK.. McConnell is stopped dead in his tracks!

Rhino: I heard that shot down here! You gotta realize, this is a nearly 50 foot cage!

Mark: McConnell trying to climb but gets a chair shot the back one more time! Jobber now to the other side of the ladder.. And he’s climbing up!

Rhino: Jobber looking to win it!

Mark: Even if he gets the belt, he can’t win until he throws McConnell off the cage..

Rhino: Holy shit, I thought that was a sadistic safety net!

Mark: McConnell and Jobber both at the top.. McConnell with a right.. Jobber with a right.. Both men reaching up for their belts.. And they both got them! Jobber with the COW belt and McConnell with the EBW belt.. Now they’re back to punching each other..

Rhino: Lets hope the ladder doesn’t tip..

Mark: BOTH MEN WITH BELT SHOTS.. BOTH MEN DROP TO THE CAGE..

Rhino: Damn!

Mark: There’s not much more left..

Rhino: What do these two men have in their bodies? Motor oil? How can they keep going?!

Mark: Both men starting to move.. As they get up, they place their belts around their waists.. And now its any mans ballgame!

Rhino: At anytime, this could be it..

Mark: McConnell with a right to Jobber.. Jobber with a right to McConnell.. McConnell shoves Jobber back!

Rhino: He’s trying to knock him off the cage!

Mark: Jobber shoves McConnell back! McConnell staggering near the edge! Jobber charges.. McConnell with a drop toe hold, Jobber almost goes flying!

Rhino: I think my heart jumped!

Mark: Jobber staggering to his feet.. McConnell setting up for a superkick.. Jobber turns.. SUPERKICK.. NO.. JOBBER DUCKS.. JOBBER GOES FOR A SUPERKICK.. MCCONNELL DUCKS..

Rhino: Close!

Mark: Now both men are punching away at each other.. Each man trying to get the! Jobber staggering, but nails a right.. McConnell staggering.. McConnells teetering! McConnell grabbed Jobber!

Rhino: MCCONNELL AND JOBBER FALL INTO THE NET OF BARBED WIRE AND IT EXPLODES..

Mark: Who the hell won?!

Rhino: I guess we go to replays..

Mark: Well, the refs are.. I swear, it looked like they hit at the same time..

Rhino: The ref is talking to the PA Announcer..

PA Announcer: THE MATCH HAS BEEN DECLARED A DRAW..

Rhino: A draw?!

Mark: What a match!

Rhino: The net is being lowered so Jobber and McConnell can be checked on by EMTS..

Mark: These two men have nearly killed each other tonight..

Rhino: Hopefully, it will be the last time..

Mark: The net lowered to the floor.. ..WAIT.. WHAT THE HELL.. The Core is out here and they’re attacking Jobber!

Rhino: What the hell?!

Mark: Magnum and Cain just threw Jobber back into the bottom cage.. And McConnells following..

Rhino: What is this for?!

Mark: Magnum grabbed Jobber.. AND PLANTS HIM WITH A REVERSE POWERBOMB.. God damn it!

Rhino: McConnell rolling into the ring with a smirk..

Mark: Cain just tossed him a can of spray-paint.. Magnum taking the COW belt.. And McConnell is spray painting a line around Jobber just like he did earlier to Shawn Michaels!

Rhino: Just like cops do with a corpse on a crime scene.. This is sick..

Mark: McConnell now spray painting the COW belt, spits on it, and tosses it back on Jobber.. God damn it..

Rhino: Neither man won tonight, but McConnell sure makes it look like he did..

Mark:Who can stop The Core? As the FTW Championship is now on the line…

FTW Championship Dog Collar Match
Referee-Taz
Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson vs Al Snow

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Dog Collar Match and is for the FTW Championship… Introducing first…The Referee… TAZ… Now Introducing The Challenger… From Lima, Ohio… Weighing in at 234 pounds… AL SNOW…

(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The FTW Champion…BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON…

(“Im Back” plays as Brian Henderson enters the arena…)

Mark:Taz has called for the bell and this match up is now under way…

Rhino:They are connected by a 15 foot chain…

Mark:Al Snow is in this match up as a result of Megumi Kudo backing out of it…

Rhino:She backed out and now Al Snow now has a chance to be the FTW Champion…

Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson goes after Al Snow and he takes him down with a clothesline… Henderson gets on top of Al Snow and just hammers him with straight rights….

Rhino:Al Snow is trying to cover up and get Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson off of him…

Mark:Half Dollar picks him up and he nails him with a straight uppercut sending Al Snow back in to the ropes… Al Snow comes off the ropes and comes back with a hard forearm right to the face of Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…

Rhino:Al Snow is a veteran and a fighter and he is coming back with a fight right now….

Mark:Al Snow with a couple of hard forearms right under the chin of Half Dollar…Al Snow now hooks him up and is now driving his knees in to the head of Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…

Rhino:Al Snow is just hammering Half Dollar with hard shots…

Mark:Half Dollar gets sent in to the ropes by Al Snow… Snow grabs the chain and connects with a clothesline…

Rhino:That was a hard shot with that chain…

Mark:Al Snow is now choking Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson with the steel chain…

Rhino:Taz has a smile on his face seeing the fight coming from Al Snow…

Mark:Al Snow now picks up Henderson… Al Snow goes for a suplex… Blocked by Half Dollar… Half Dollar with a front face suplex to Al Snow…

Rhino:Henderson is now starting to fight back a little bit…

Mark:Half Dollar grabs Al Snow by the hair and he throws Al Snow over the top rope…

Rhino:Half Dollar has a hold of the steel chain…

Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is trying to choke the life out of Al Snow…

Rhino:Taz let it go on for a little bit but he stepped in and told him to let go of the hold…

Mark:Brian Henderson now slides to the outside of the ring as Al Snow is hung up still… Half Dollar charges at Al Snow and drives him right in to the side of the ring…

Rhino:Half Dollar has a hold of Al Snow now…

Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson rams Al Snow in to the ring post… Half Dollar rolls Al Snow in to the ring and goes for a cover 1……………2…… Kickout by Al Snow…

Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is proving his toughness as he is taking it to Al Snow at the moment…

Mark:Half Dollar wraps his fist with the steel chain around his fist and starts hammering Al Snow with right hands…

Rhino:He is just opening up on Al Snow at the moment…

Mark:Half Dollar wraps the chain around the neck of Al Snow…As he puts him up on the top rope…

Rhino:Half Dollar has Al Snow setup for something…

Mark:Implant DDT by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson from the top rope… Henderson goes for the cover 1……….2…………..3…….NO! Al Snow gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Half Dollar thought he had him done and I think Taz did as well…

Mark:Al Snow is really in trouble right now…

Rhino:Half Dollar is looking to end this match up right here and now…

Mark:POCKET CHANGE!

Rhino:Since Half Dollar has come back in to the EWA no one has been able to escape from the Pocket Change…

Mark:It is the move that helped him win the FTW Championship against Chris Benoit…

Rhino:Al Snow is trying to get to the ropes….

Mark:Half Dollar is trying to position his weight to make sure Al Snow doesnt get to the ropes…

Rhino:Taz is asking Al Snow if he wants to give up…

Mark:Al Snow is getting close to the ropes…

Rhino:Someone is coming down the isle…

Mark:Its Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:Taz is livid that Megumi Kudo is coming down to the ring…

Mark:Taz told her not to show up and she is showing up in to this match up…

Rhino:Taz is leaving the ring and is getting up in the face of Megumi Kudo…

Mark:Al Snow is in the ropes but Taz is not there to break the hold up…

Rhino:Taz is having his hands full with Megumi Kudo…

Mark:Megumi Kudo just slapped Taz right across the face…

Rhino:You dont want to enrage Taz…

Mark:Taz reaches back and he connects with a big right hand to Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:The fans popped for that…

Mark:Al Snow is screaming right now… Taz notices and heads back down to the ring…

Rhino:Taz is pulling Half Dollar off of Al Snow…

Mark:Half Dollar is now waiting for Al Snow to get back up on his feet…

Rhino:Does Al Snow have anything left in him…

Mark:Al Snow turns around… Half Dollar with a kick to the midsection…Half Dollar has him up… Powerbomb… NO! Al Snow yanks on the chain as is choking Half Dollar as he has him up in the powerbomb… Al Snow with a hurricanranna as he takes him over…

Rhino:There is a little bit of fight left in Al Snow…

Mark:Half Dollar turns around… Al Snow hooks him up…

Rhino:Al Snow has his arms hooked…

Mark:Headbutts coming from Al Snow over and over again to the FTW Champion…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is making her way back down to the ringside and she just threw a chair in to the ring…

Mark:Taz is telling security to get her out of here…

Rhino:Taz has to stay under control and focus in on being the referee…

Mark:Al Snow has the chair and he lays out the FTW Champion… Taz turns around and makes the count 1…………..2………………3….NO! Half Dollar gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Al Snow is now waiting for Half Dollar to get back up on his feet…

Mark:Al Snow hooks him up… SNOW PLOW! NO! Half Dollar counters out… Roll Up 1………………..2……………….3…….NO! Al Snow kicks out…

Rhino:Both men are back up…

Mark:Both men are tugging on the steel chain…Al Snow goes for a clothesline… Half Dollar ducks… Go behind… German Release Suplex…

Rhino:Half Dollar has the look in his eye…

Mark:POCKET CHANGE!

Rhino:Al Snow is trying to stop him from locking it fully in…

Mark:Al Snow gets his legs wrapped in the ropes and Taz tells Half Dollar to let the hold go…

Rhino:Kudo is making her way back down to the ring again…

Mark:She is not going to stay away from the ring…

Rhino:Half Dollar is now wrapping his fist in the chain…

Mark:Taz swung the chair at Kudo backing her away… Al Snow is back up… Half Dollar goes for a right hand… Ducked by Al Snow… Snow with a kick to the midsection… SNOW PLOW!

Rhino:Al Snow ducked the loaded right hand and hit his move…

Mark:Al Snow hooks the leg 1………………..2………………3………….NEW CHAMPION!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW FTW Champion… AL SNOW…

Rhino:Al Snow was put in the match up to replace Megumi Kudo and he became the FTW Champion…

Mark:Taz is staring down Kudo as she walks to the back… Al Snow is the FTW Champion…We are getting set for our Main Event… Standing by is Kent Richardson is with the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Triple H…Kent…

Kent:Triple H, in just moments you will be putting the EWA World Heavyweight Championship on the line against Big Daddy Ace… Your thoughts?

HHH:My thoughts are real simple… Tonight… In that ring… I will walk out STILL… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… And Big Daddy Ace… I promise you this… After this night is set and done… Your Career in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… WILL BE OVER… AS I PUT AN END… TO THE BTP… BY TAKING OUT THE HEART… THE SOUL… BY TAKING YOU OUT… WHY… CAUSE I AM SIMPLY… THAT… DAMN… GOOD!

Kent:Lets send it down to ringside for the introductions…

EWA World Heavyweight Championship Three Stages of Hell
First Fall-Street Fight
Second Fall-Hell in a Cell
Third Fall-eWazone.tk Poll
Triple H(c) vs Big Daddy Ace

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is THREE STAGES OF HELL… For the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… This first fall will be a STREET FIGHT… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… Representing the Big Tyme Playaz… BIG DADDY ACE…

(“Ridin Dirty” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And his opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Reigning and Defending EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game… TRIPLE H…

(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Rhino:This match up has a big match atmosphere Mark…

Mark:The fans are behind both men and they cant wait to see them just go at it…

Rhino:For the first time in Triple H’s career he has the support of the EWA Fans…And its kind of strange to see it in a match up like this…

Mark:The referee has called for the bell and this Street Fight is now under way…Triple H and Big Daddy Ace are face to face in the center of the ring…

Rhino:They are doing a little bit of trash talking to start this off…

Mark:Both men know they have a long night ahead of each other… And there they go… Right hands being traded back and forth…

Rhino:Its just a slugfest going on… Neither man is giving an inch right now…

Mark:Triple H with a couple of jabs as well as he takes the advantage… The Game goes for a big right hand… Ducked by Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace is now opening up with a couple of right hands…

Rhino:Ace has Triple H staggering…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace with an irish whip… Triple H comes off the ropes… Big Daddy Ace ducks his head… Triple H puts on the breaks… PEDIGREE! NO! Big Daddy Ace quickly gets out of it…

Rhino:Triple H almost went up one fall on Big Daddy Ace real quickly if he was able to hit the Pedigree…

Mark:The Game with a side headlock on Big Daddy Ace… Ace pushes Triple H off in to the ropes… Triple H comes off the ropes… Back Drop by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:The Game is getting back up on his feet…

Mark:Triple H turns around… Ace with a kick to the midsection… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Triple H gets out of it…

Rhino:That could have been it right there for Big Daddy Ace to go up one fall…

Mark:Both men are feeling one another out thus far…Big Daddy Ace turns around and Triple H slaps him right across the face… Big Daddy Ace takes the slap and charges at Triple H… The Game ducks and back drops Big Daddy Ace over the top rope…

Rhino:Ace landed on the apron…

Mark:Triple H turns back around and charges and knocks Big Daddy Ace off the apron and Big Daddy Ace hits the steel guardrail…

Rhino:Triple H now goes to the outside after Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Triple H grabs Big Daddy Ace and he whips him hard in to the steel guardrail… Ace comes out and Triple H connects with a clothesline…

Rhino:The Game is now looking underneath the ring for something…

Mark:The Game grabs a cooking sheet and he cracks Big Daddy Ace right across the skull with the cooking sheet…

Rhino:Triple H is rolls Big Daddy Ace back in to the ring and Triple H also throws a trash can in to the ring as well…

Mark:Triple H is looking to do the damage early and often here in this first fall… Big Daddy Ace is back up in the corner… The Game nails him with a couple of back elbows… Triple H with a hard irish whip… Big Daddy Ace comes out of the corner…

Rhino:The Game has the trash can…

Mark:Triple H swings the can… Ace with a sidestep and Triple H goes face first in to the trash can…

Rhino:The Game now getting back up on his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops him up and slams him right down on to the trash can… Big Daddy Ace with a cover 1……………..2………… Triple H gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now on the outside of the ring and he now has a singapore cane…

Mark:Triple H gets back up on his feet… Big Daddy Ace takes the cane and cracks the skull of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:That was a hard shot…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace with the cane and he cracks him across the back a couple of more times… Triple H staggers around and takes a clothesline with the singapore cane… Big Daddy Ace with another cover 1…………………2…….. Triple H gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is going back to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace has a steel chair…

Rhino:Triple H is staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace comes charging with the steel chair… The Game ducks… Spinebuster by The Game…

Rhino:Ace was drilled in to the mat…

Mark:Triple H now waits for Big Daddy Ace to get up on his feet…Triple H with a kick in the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! Big Daddy Ace with a back body drop…

Rhino:Triple H is getting back up…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a steel chair… Skull meets up with Steel…As The EWA World Heavyweight Champion gets laid out…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace drags the trash can over towards the middle of the ring…

Mark:Triple H staggers up… Kick to the midsection… ACE CRUSHER! Right on to the trash can… Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1…………2…………3………..Big Daddy Ace just pinned the World Champion…

Pa Announcer:The winner of the first fall… BIG DADDY ACE…

Rhino:The Cell is being lowered and Big Daddy Ace only needs to win one more fall to become the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:The Championship advantage has now switched to the challenger right now as Big Daddy Ace goes to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is pulling out another trash can full of weapons…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back in the ring and pulls out a mop from the trash can…

Rhino:Is that Moppy?

Mark:No it isnt… Big Daddy Ace is mopping the face of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:Where has that mop been?

Mark:Who knows but Triple H didnt like it as he rolls to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Triple H sees that there is no place for him to go as the Cell is surrounding the ring…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes out after The Game on the outside… Triple H is making Ace chase him around the ring…

Rhino:Triple H just rolled back in to the ring…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets back in the ring and Triple H with a baseball slide to Big Daddy Ace knocking him out of the ring…

Rhino:That was a veteran move by The Game…

Mark:Triple H goes out after Big Daddy Ace and he grabs him and throws him head first in to the cell…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace bounced off the cell…

Mark:Triple H lifts him up and just rams Big Daddy Ace right in to the cell…

Rhino:The Game is now starting to take control of the match up…

Mark:Triple H grabs Big Daddy Ace by the head and he rubs the face of Big Daddy Ace in to the cage…

Rhino:Triple H is now walking around the ring and he has picked up the steel steps…

Mark:This is not going to be good for Big Daddy Ace… As Ace turns around… Big Daddy Ace gets laid out with the Steel Steps…

Rhino:That was a vicious shot with the steel steps…

Mark:On the outside Triple H goes for the cover 1……………….2………………..3……NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:If I was Ace I would have just let the fall happen… But Ace has fight in him…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:Triple H is lifting up the steps again…

Mark:Triple H throws the steps at Big Daddy Ace… Ace ducks and Triple H just threw the steps and the Cell Door came undone…

Rhino:There is now a way out of the cell if they choose to have one…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace went for a clothesline…Triple H ducks and The Game connects with a neckbreaker…

Rhino:Triple H just looked over at the door that is now open…

Mark:Triple H now grabs Big Daddy Ace by the head and now throws him out the door of the cell…

Rhino:Business is now going to pick up as they are now leaving the cell…

Mark:Triple H now scoops up Big Daddy Ace and puts him up on his shoulder…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good for the challenger…

Mark:Triple H charges… Big Daddy Ace gets off the shoulder of Triple H and shoves Triple H in to the cell…

Rhino:The Game is staggering around after going in to the cell…

Mark:Ace with a scoop up and he slams Triple H down on to the floor…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now hooking up the legs of The Game…

Mark:Slingshot in to the cage by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:The World Heavyweight Champion is in trouble as he is getting back up on his feet…

Mark:SPEAR! By Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:The World Champion has been laid out…

Mark:Outside of the cage Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover 1……….2……………………3…….NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now looking at the structure known as the Hell in a Cell…

Mark:Where is Ace going?

Rhino:Hes not going to do that is he?

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is climbing up the cell…

Rhino:He is screaming at Triple H to come up after him…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is screaming down at The Game as he is now on top of the cage…

Rhino:Triple H is starting to climb up the cage…

Mark:Its going to be a fight on top of the cell tonight Rhino…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace waits for The Game to get up…

Mark:Triple H is up and there they go… They are slugging it out again…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is starting to take the advantage…

Mark:Kick to the midsection by Big Daddy Ace… DDT on to the cage…

Rhino:Triple H is once again in trouble…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace grabs The Game by his hair and is bringing him close to the edge of the cell…

Rhino:I think Big Daddy Ace wants to kill the World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace has him setup for a powerbomb…

Rhino:He is noty going to Powerbomb The Game is he?

Mark:Big Daddy Ace has him hooked… POWER NO! HOLY SHIT!

Rhino:INCOMING!

Mark:OH MY GOD!

Crowd:HOLY SHIT… HOLY SHIT… HOLY SHIT!

Rhino:Can you hear me Mark?

Mark:I can hear you… Big Daddy Ace just got backdropped off the Cell by Triple H and Big Daddy Ace came crashing through our announce table here at ringside…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is not moving…

Mark:The Game is slowly climbing down the cell…

Rhino:I think this could be the end of Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:The Game is on the floor as he is walking over to Ace… He tells the referee to count 1…………………2……………..3……… Triple H just won the second fall…

Pa Announcer:The Winner of the second fall… TRIPLE H…

Mark:The ring crew has been in the ring as Triple H and Big Daddy Ace were on top of the cell as they have already changed the ropes to Barbed Wire… As its time for some barbed wire madness as they raise the cell…

Rhino:Can Big Daddy Ace even continue?

Mark:Triple H is dragging Big Daddy Ace back in to the ring…

Rhino:Triple H is going to make sure it continues…

Mark:The fans voted for Barbed Wire Madness and that is what we are going to get here as Triple H rolls Big Daddy Ace in to the ring…

Rhino:Triple H just threw a trash can of Barbed Wire weapons in to the ring…

Mark:The Game picks up Big Daddy Ace and drops him right across the barbed wire ropes…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now busted wide open…

Mark:Triple H is now on top of Big Daddy Ace and is just hammering him with straight right hands…

Rhino:Triple H is just busting that cut open even more as the blood starts to pour out even more out of the face of Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:The Challenger doesnt even know where he is right now…

Rhino:Triple H is now picking out the 2×4 wrapped in barbed wire…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace staggers and takes the 2×4 right to the skull from The King of Kings… Triple H covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………2………………..3..NO!

Rhino:Why is he even bothering to kick out? I would just live to fight another day…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is showing his heart to compete right now…

Rhino:Triple H is now standing over Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:The Game is ripping at the head of Big Daddy Ace with the 2×4 wrapped in barbed wire….

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace’s face is turing in to a crimson mask…

Mark:Triple H is now pulling out a singapore cane…

Rhino:The cane has been wrapped in barbed wire…

Mark:God Damn what a shot by that singapore cane right to the back of Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Triple H is now lining up Big Daddy Ace’s head…

Mark:The Game tells Big Daddy Ace to Suck It… CANE NO! LOW BLOW!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace caught Triple H at the right time and now both men are down…

Mark:Triple H was seconds away from landing the knock out shot with that singapore cane… But now the tide has turned…

Rhino:Triple H is getting back up…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is using the singapore cane to get back up on his feet…

Rhino:Triple H turns around…

Mark:Triple H tastes the barbed wire from the singapore cane…

Rhino:The Game is now bleeding…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace still looks to be out of it..

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is still fighting though…

Mark:Triple H turns around… Ace charges… SPEAR IN TO THE BARBED WIRE!

Rhino:The Game is caught in the barbed wire and you can see The Game is really bleeding from different parts of his body…

Mark:Ace is trying to wipe the blood out of his eyes…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace wants to be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace pulls Triple H out of the barbed wire…

Rhino:Can Big Daddy Ace get him up?

Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a kick to the midsection… ACE CRUSHER! NO! The Game gets out…Triple H shoves Big Daddy Ace right in to the barbed wire…

Rhino:Triple H just saved himself and he now reaches in to the trash can…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace staggers… BARBED WIRE SLEDGEHAMMER!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has been knocked out with that shot…

Mark:The Game is not done as he slides out of the ring…

Rhino:What is he doing now…

Mark:Triple H is now pulling out a barbed wire board from underneath the ring…

Rhino:Triple H said he wants to end the era of the BTP and Big Daddy Ace and I think this is gonna do it…

Mark:A Bloody Champion slides the board in to the ring…

Rhino:The Bloody Challenger is not moving…

Mark:Triple H grabs Big Daddy Ace… The Game is standing on the board with Ace… PEDIGREE IN TO THE BARBED WIRE!

Rhino:OH MY GOD!

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is not even moving…The Game slowly turns him over… Cover 1……………..2……………….3…………….. ITS ALL OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion… TRIPLE H!

Rhino:The King of Kings is still on top of his throne in the EWA…

Mark:Who is going to knock the champion off of his throne? Was this the end of Big Daddy Ace as we know him? We gotta go… We will see you Next Time… TRIPLE H IS STILL CHAMPION!

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