Tournament of Champions 2006

Mark:Welcome everyone to Lyon, France…And Welcome to 6th Annual Tournament of Champions sponsored by KJob The Site located at www.kjob.tk… And tonight we are going to declare a Brand New EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:There has been much debate… There has been alot of Controversy… But tonight we will declare a new champion…

Mark:Its going to be Megumi Kudo… Sting and Triple H for the World Heavyweight Championship and Big Daddy Ace will be the Special Guest Referee…

Rhino:Its going to be very interesting to see what happens…

Mark:Also tonight it is going to be a Hell in a Cell Match for the FTW Championship as Chris Benoit and The Rock battle Eric Angel and Jason Cain…

Rhino:Can Eric Angel regain his championship?

Mark:We will see what happens… Plus the Tag Team Titles will be on the line as DX battles The Legion of Doom… Plus more… Lets get started with a Triple Threat Match…

Darien vs Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson vs Dark Leviathan

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Springfield, Ohio…Weighing in at 300 Pounds… DARK LEVIATHAN…

(Leviathan’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON…

(“Im Back” plays as Brian Henderson enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA…

(“Figure 09” plays Darien Hacaga enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell has sounded and this match up is under way… Half Dollar and Darien are looking at one another…

Rhino:They have been trading verbal threats back and forth all week…

Mark:Half Dollar and Darien dont go after one another and go right after Dark Leviathan…

Rhino:They are hammering him with straight right hands both of them with hands right to the face…

MarK:Just look at them go and they back Dark Leviathan up in to the ropes… Double Clothesline sending Leviathan to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:They got rid of Dark Leviathan and now they are going at it…

Mark:Brian Henderson whips Darien in to the ropes…Henderson ducks his head and Darien connects with a swinging neckbreaker…

Rhino:Darien was able to put on the breaks and take down Half Dollar…

Mark:Darien hooks up Half Dollar Henderson and nails him with a capture suplex sending him half way across the ring… Darien goes for a cover 1……………..2………… Half Dollar gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Darien is now bringing Half Dollar over to the corner…

Mark:Thrusts in to the midsection of Half Dollar…

Rhino:He is just trying to drive the air right out of him…

Mark:Darien with an irish whip… Half Dollar comes out of the corner… Over the head belly to belly suplex by Darien…

Rhino:Nice suplex by Darien to Half Dollar…

Mark:Darien goes for another cover 1………………………2…………………Kick out by Half Dollar…

Rhino:Darien isnt showing any sort of ring rust as he has been out of an EWA ring for a couple of months…

Mark:Its been longer for Half Dollar… Darien hooks up Half Dollar for a stalling vertical suplex… Half Dollar lands on his feet and goes behind Darien… Reverse DDT by Half Dollar…

Rhino:Nice counter by Brian Henderson…

Mark:Half Dollar goes for the cover 1…………………………2…………. Leviathan pulls Half Dollar off of him and sends him to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Half Dollar was trying to get on track and now he has been pulled to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Leviathan with a short arm clothesline taking Half Dollar’s head off… Leviathan now goes back in to the ring and is going after Darien…

Rhino:Darien is now pulling himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dark Leviathan lifts up Darien and drops him with a spine buster…

Rhino:Darien’s head bounced off the canvas…

Mark:Dark Leviathan goes for the cover 1……………….2…………………. Darien gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Half Dollar is trying to regroup on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Half Dollar is getting back in to the ring…

Rhino:Dark Leviathan is setting up Darien for the Immolator…

Mark:Low Blow by Half Dollar… Half Dollar scoops up Dark Leviathan and drops him with an implant DDT…

Rhino:Dark Leviathan just got dropped right on his head…

Mark:Half Dollar goes for a cover 1…………………………2………………………3…NO! Darien comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Darien is now grabbing the head of Dark Leviathan and bringing him to the corner…

Mark:Darien hooks up Dark Leviathan and drops him with a Tornado DDT… Darien gets back up on his feet… Running Clothesline by Half Dollar…

Rhino:Half Dollar just took Darien’s head off…

Mark:Half Dollar Henderson goes for the cover 1……………………..2………………..3…….NO! Darien got his shoulder up…

Rhino:Darien is now in some trouble…

Mark:Half Dollar goes behind Darien… Reverse Suplex dropping Darien right down to the canvas…

Rhino:That was nice by Half Dollar…

Mark:Brian Henderson is about to go for the cover on Darien but Dark Leviathan grabs him before he could and is bringing him over to the corner…

Rhino:Dark Leviathan is now setting Half Dollar up on the top rope…

Mark:Leviathan climbs up the top rope…

Rhino:Darien is back up on his feet…

Mark:Darien hits Dark Leviathan from behind… Half Dollar is standing up and has the legs of Leviathan… Darien has the front end… Double Powerbomb from the top rope by Darien and Dark Leviathan…

Rhino:What a move by the two of them…

Mark:Now they are both fighting over the cover on Dark Leviathan…

Rhino:Neither man is letting the other man make the cover…

Mark:Darien just slapped Half Dollar right across the face…

Rhino:Half Dollar didnt like that…

Mark:Half Dollar goes for a clothesline… Darien ducks… TWIST OF SPIC!

Rhino:That caught him right underneath the jaw…

Mark:Darien hooks the leg on Half Dollar 1………………………………2……………………..3……..NO! Half Dollar got his foot on the rope…

Rhino:Half Dollar is staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Darien charges at Half Dollar… Half Dollar back drops Darien to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Dark Leviathan is back up…

Mark:Leviathan goes to whip Half Dollar in to the ropes… Half Dollar puts the breaks on… Go behind by Half Dollar…Reverse DDT…

Rhino:Half Dollar is going for it…

Mark:POCKET CHANGE!

Rhino:Will Dark Leviathan Tap Out…

Mark:Darien is staggering back up… LEVIATHAN TAPS!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON…

Rhino:Half Dollar returned to the EWA and gets a win…

Mark:Darien and Half Dollar busted their asses… Leviathan became just another victim however… As we now get set for our next match up…

Dudley Boyz vs L&LL Express

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From West Hollywood… The Team of Lodi and Lenny Lane… L&LL EXPRESS…

(“My Heart Goes Boom” plays as L&LL Express enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponents… From Dudleyville… Representing the BTP… Bubba Ray and Dvon… The DUDLEY BOYZ…

(“Turn The Tables” plays as the Dudley Boyz enter the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… It is Dvon and Lodi starting things out for both teams…

Rhino:This one could be interesting…

Mark:Dvon goes in for a collar and elbow tie up… Dvon connects with a side headlock… Lodi just reached around and grab the behind of Dvon…

Rhino:Lodi is saying he didnt do anything…

Mark:Dvon didnt like that at all…Dvon goes back in for another collar and elbow… Dvon goes behind Lodi… Lodi bends over in a position well… A position he knows very well…

Rhino:Did he just say Stick it in?

Mark:I dont know but Dvon doesnt like it…

Rhino:Dvon goes over to Bubba and wants to tag in…

Mark:Bubba takes the tag and is telling Lodi no funny stuff…

Rhino:Lodi says he wont do any funny stuff…

Mark:Bubba goes for a right hand… Lodi ducks… Bubba turns around and Lodi kisses Bubba right on the lips…

Rhino:Bubba Ray is not happy at all…

Mark:Lodi is enjoying himself…

Rhino:That he is…

Mark:Bubba tells Lodi to tag in Lenny and Lenny takes the tag…

Rhino:Bubba is saying lets wrestle…

Mark:Bubba with a headlock… Lenny pushes him off in to the ropes… Bubba comes off the ropes… Lenny ducks down… Bubba comes back off the ropes… Dropkick by Lenny to Bubba Ray Dudley…

Rhino:Nice Dropkick…

Mark:Bubba Ray gets back up on his feet… Lenny takes him over with a headscissors…

Rhino:Bubba is going back in to his corner…

Mark:Dvon tags himself in…Lenny goes for a clothesline… Dvon ducks out of the way and connects with a neckbreaker…

Rhino:Nice counter by Dvon…

Mark:Dvon brings Lenny in to the corner and connects with a couple of right hands before driving his shoulder in to the midsection of Lenny Lane…

Rhino:He is trying to knock the wind right out of Lenny…

Mark:Dvon scoops up Lenny and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Dvon is dragging Lenny back towards the corner…

Mark:Bubba gets the tag in as they send Lenny in to the ropes… Double Spinebuster to Lenny Lane…

Rhino:Lenny’s head bounced off the mat…

Mark:Bubba goes for a cover on Lenny 1………………….2………. And Lodi comes in to break it up…

Rhino:Bubba Ray is now waiting for Lenny to get back up on his feet…

Mark:Right hands by Bubba… Spinning Right hand by Bubba Ray knocking down Lenny…

Rhino:Lenny is in some trouble now…

Mark:Bubba told Dvon to go the top rope…

Rhino:Lodi is coming in to the ring…

Mark:Dvon comes of the top rope…

Rhino:WASSSUP!

Mark:Flying Headbutt by Dvon Dudley to the lower region of Lenny Lane… Bubba now goes for the cover 1………………………….2…………………… Lodi again comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Dvon gets the tag back in…

Mark:Bubba and Dvon now whip him in to the ropes… Double Spinebuster… No… Lenny counters… Double DDT by Lenny Lane to The Dudley Boyz…

Rhino:Lenny needs to make the tag to Lodi…

Mark:Lenny crawls to his corner…And he makes the tag…

Rhino:Here comes Lodi…

Mark:Running Clothesline takes down Dvon…Bubba gets back up and gets taken down with the clothesline from Lodi…

Rhino:Lodi is a house of fire…

Mark:Atomic Drop by Lodi to Dvon…

Rhino:Dvon is staggering around the ring…

Mark:Scoop Slam by Lodi and Dvon is down on the canvas…

Rhino:Lenny is back in the ring…

Mark:Lenny charges at Bubba Dudley… Bubba back drops Lenny to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Lodi doesnt know Bubba Ray is still in the ring…

Mark:Lodi turns around Bubba Ray hooks him up… DDT by Bubba Ray Dudley…

Rhino:Bubba and Dvon are now looking at one another…

Mark:Lodi staggers around…

Rhino:I smell a 3D Coming up…

Mark:3D! NO! Low Blow by Lodi to Bubba Ray Dudley…

Rhino:Lenny just saved Lodi…

Mark:Lenny and Lodi now hook up Dvon… Double Implant DDT on Dvon Dudley… Lodi with a cover on Bubba Ray 1…………………………….2…………………3………. HE GOT HIM!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners The L&LL EXPRESS…

Rhino:Lenny and Lodi pulled off what could be consider an upset…

Mark:I would agree with you there…As we get set for more EWA Action…

Most Blood Last Man Standing Match
Shane Munns vs Doug Kinsella
*Doug Kinsella will have right arm tied behind his back

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Most Blood Last Man Standing Match… Introducing first…From Morrisville, Nc… Weighing in at 253 Pounds… SHANE MUNNS…

(“Number 1” plays as Shane Munns enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And his opponent…From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA…

(“Cold” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)

Mark:The referee is tying Doug Kinsella’s arm behind his back…

Rhino:This match up was made on EWA Radio Network’s WMRK…

Mark:Doug Kinsella’s arm is tied behind his back and now the referee calls for the bell…Shane Munns goes in right for the kill with a couple of right hands…

Rhino:Doug is trying to block but is having a hard time…

Mark:Shane Munns backs Doug Kinsella up in the corner… Kinsella kicks Munns in the midsection…Left hand by Doug Kinsella… Kinsella kicks Munns in the midsection…Kinsella goes for a left arm DDT… Munns blocked… Northern lights suplex by Shane Munns…

Rhino:Nice suplex by Shane Munns…

Mark:Shane Munns whips Doug Kinsella in to the ropes… Kinsella comes off the ropes… Dropkick by Shane Munns sending Doug Kinsella to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Shane Munns is now heading to the top rope…

Mark:Shane Munns leaps off the top rope and lands right on top of Doug Kinsella on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Nice move by Shane Munns…

Mark:Shane Munns is now looking underneath the ring and he has found a cooking sheet…

Rhino:Doug is using his left arm to get back up on his feet…

Mark:Shane Munns comes charging in… Doug Kinsella side steps him and Shane Munns goes head first in to the steel steps…

Rhino:That backfired…

Mark:Doug Kinsella tries shoving the steel step off to lay it out…

Rhino:Shane Munns is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Doug Kinsella waits for Munns to turn around… Flap Jack on to the steel step…

Rhino:Shane Munns went face first in to the steel step…

Mark:Doug Kinsella gets up on top of Shane Munns and hammers him with straight lefts right to the top of the head…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now looking underneath the ring for something…

Mark:Doug pulls out a barbed wire bat…

Rhino:Shane Munns is getting back up on his feet…

Mark:Shane Munns turns around and Doug Kinsella lays him out with the barbed wire bat…

Rhino:Doug is now walking over to Shane Munns…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is digging the barbed wire right in to the face of Shane Munns…

Rhino:Shane Munns is now bleeding… Which is one step to winning this match up… As your opponent needs to be bleeding before the Last Man Standing Rules can be in effect…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is now pulling a table out from underneath the ring…

Rhino:This is going to be interesting to watch… Doug trying to open up a table with one arm…

Mark:The table is setup on the outside… Shane Munns gets back up on his feet…Rake to the eyes by Shane Munns…Single Arm DDT by Shane Munns…

Rhino:Shane Munns now has a steel chair…

Mark:Doug Kinsella gets up and Shane Munns lays out Doug Kinsella with the steel chair…

Rhino:Shane Munns wipes the blood out of his eyes…

Mark:Shane Munns looks over and sees the barbed wire bat…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Running Clothesline with the barbed wire bat right to the face of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug is now bleeding… So the Last Man Standing Rules are in effect now for both sides…

Mark:Shane Munns is now ripping at the forehead of Doug Kinsella trying to open up the cut on to the head of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Shane Munns rolls Doug Kinsella back in to the ring…

Mark:Munns is bringing the steel steps in to the ring…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering up on to his feet with the blood dripping from his forehead…

Mark:Shane Munns whips Doug Kinsella in to the ropes… Powerslam by Shane Munns…

Rhino:Shane Munns is now picking up the steel steps…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:Shane Munns has him lined up…

Mark:Steel Steps right to the skull of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:The referee is starting to count Doug Kinsella out…

Mark:Referee is up to Five… Six… Seven…Doug Kinsella is starting to get back up on his feet…

Rhino:Shane Munns is now putting Doug Kinsella up on the top rope…

Mark:Shane Munns has him setup… Doug Kinsella blocks…FINAL TOUCH OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:HOLY SHIT!

Mark:Both men are down and out on the canvas… Neither man is moving…

Rhino:The referee is counting them both down and out…

Mark:Five…Six…

Rhino:Doug is on his feet…

Mark:Seven…Eight… Nine… Shane Munns gets up on to his feet…

Rhino:How is he even standing…

Mark:Both men took a hell of a fall and are now losing alot of blood…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is picking up a steel chair…

Mark:Doug throws the chair in to the ring… Shane Munns gets rolled in to the ring by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Shane Munns is staggering up and he picked up the chair…

Mark:Doug Kinsella rolls in to the ring… Shane Munns turns around… Chair Shot right to the head of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug looks to be out on his feet…

Mark:Shane Munns hooks up Doug Kinsella… PASS TO DEATH ON THE STEEL STEPS!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is not moving…

Mark:The referee is counting Doug Kinsella down and out… Three… Four… Five…

Rhino:Doug is still not moving…

Mark:Seven…Eight…Nine… TEN! ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHANE MUNNS…

Rhino:Shane Munns was the last man standing tonight…

Mark:Did Doug Kinsella make a mistake accepting this match? We will have to tune in to find out…What the hell is this..?

Rhino: Those are pallbearers.. And those are three coffins..

Mark: I know what they are, but WHY.. Last I checked, EWA didn’t employ the Undertaker currently..

Rhino:Well, the pallbearers are placing the coffins are ringside..

(“Taste the Blood” hits over the PA System..)

Mark: Oh lord no.. You don’t think…?

Rhino: Yeeeuuup.. The Blood Pride Union is behind this..

Mark: McConnell, Cain, Angel and their new buddy Ryder making their way down to the ring, all in black suits..

Rhino: Who died?

Mark: All four men in the ring and McConnell has a mic..

McConnell: Ladies and Gentlemen.. Dearly beloved.. We gather here tonight.. In honor of a group.. Who’s dignity died by its 3 regrouping.. Or should I say.. dishonor.. You see, my friends.. Recently.. DX.. Has died..

Mark: Oh lord..

McConnell: Yes, I know.. Such an old group.. past its prime.. I mean.. DAMN.. Its about time! (crowd boos) And it was when.. I eliminated Shawn Michaels.. ONCE AGAIN.. And put him out of action.. That the final nail was driven in..So.. Within these three coffins.. Are the careers.. The remains.. Of Degeneration X.. Shawn Michaels.. Kevin Nash.. Scott Hall.. The dearly departed..Because ladies and gentlemen.. THE BLOOD PRIDE UNION.. KILLED DX.. WE ENDED THEM.. AND THEY ARE GONE.. (crowd boos.. McConnell moves to Jason Cain, who is mock crying..) Jason.. Jason.. Whats wrong..?

Cain: I.. I just can’t believe it.. I just wish.. I could kick their asses just one.. more.. tiiiiime.. (blows his nose)
McConnell: I know, my friend.. I know.. If anyones enjoyed kicking Shawn Michaels ass.. And burying Kevin Nash like he was in that street fight a few weeks ago.. Its me..But don’t worry, Jason.. (puts his arm around him) I’m sure.. Somewhere.. Up in heaven.. Or hell.. They’re up there.. And they’re STILL getting their asses kicked.. In fac-

(“Break It Down” hits over the PA System and the crowd goes wild.. The BPU prepare themselves, taking off their jackets and watching.. the ramp..)

Mark: I think it finally hit the fans!

Rhino: DX’s music hit and.. wait.. the coffin’s are opening!

Mark: ..What the hell? Are those.. Zombies..?

Cain: Will! Look! It’s HeartBroke Kid, Shawn Michaels! And there! That’s Big Daddy Corpse, Kevin Nash! And that one! Last Breath Scott Hall! It’s DX, Will! They’re back!

McConnell: Holy shit, Jason, you’re right! Degeneration X just doesn’t know when to quit! They just don’t know when to die!

(The three “zombies” finally stumble into the ring, doing crotch chops and walking with dead legs..)

McConnell: Wait, wait! I know you three gotta be hungry.. But the buffets over there! (McConnell points at Rhino)

Rhino: ..Asshole..

Cain: Hey.. Maybe they got something to say.. (Cain takes the mic and hands it to “HBK”)

“HBK”: Uuuuuuuuuugh.. Raaaararuuuuuugh… (McConnell takes the mic)

McConnell: Alright, thats enough of that! Now look.. Shawn.. Kev.. Scott.. I know you guys are getting a LITTLE tired of us kicking your asses everytime you step into the ring with the BPU.. But look.. You guys are done, now..Finished.. defeated.. dead.. We’ve one upped you too many times.. Buuuuuuuuuut..

(McConnell looks around momentarily at the others..) If ya really wanna try one more time..

Mark: SUPERKICK! McConnell with a superkick right to the Zombie Michaels!

Rhino: And the other three follow suit, attacking the other two frauds.. Typical BPU..

Mark: One Winged Angel taking out Zombie Nash and Jason Cain follows with a Cross Out to “Hall”..

McConnell: LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT.. You people BETTER GET USED TO THIS SIGHT RIGHT HERE..Because everytime Degeneration X sets foot in the ring with the BPU.. THEY’LL END UP RIGHT ON
THEIR BACKS.. And staring up at the lights..

(All of a Sudden a voice is heard on Hardcore Theater)

HBK:Holy Zombies! Batman… Are we in the Twilight Zone or something? Because it seems like the EWA has found its way to a sci-fi convention with all of these zombies running around…Wait… I see Sci-Fi Nerds… Its Willy, Jason and Eric… Didnt know you guys were Sci-Fi geeks… But again… There is nothing wrong with that…Anyway… Whats going on here… Ah yes… Willy trying to run down DX…Willy, how many times do I have to tell ya… YA CANT KILL DX…

McConnell: (mockingly) “Ya can’t kill DX”.. Don’t give me that crap, Shawn.. I know everything about the inner workings of DX.. I know what you guys are all about.. I’VE BEEN THERE..And you guys are all old, married, injured.. But us.. The BPU.. We’re in TIP TOP SHAPE.. We’ve got the beast, Eric Angel.. The submission expert, Jason Cain.. We’ve got the up and coming star Ryder tagging with us.. And of course..We’ve got me.. THE ANSWER.. And if we can’t kill DX.. I know that old age will..

HBK:Oh wait… We are old… Am I The Has Been Kid? Nah… We arent going that way are we…You have Eric Angel… The guy who passed out and lost the FTW Championship… You have Jason Cain… Everyones whipping boy…Then there is you Willy… A man who well… Hasnt had the best of luck as of late with your in ring career… While I am on top of the world right now… Despite you trying to injure me… I am going to be fine and continue my roll here in the EWA…

McConnell: Big words for the man who’s ass I’ve KICKED ALL YEAR.. Tough talk for the man I have put in the hospital numerous times since January.. In fact, where are you now, Shawn? At home? Resting up AGAIN because I PUT YOU OUT..Get over yourself, Shawn.. Get out of the business while you still have some dignity intact.. Because one of these days I’m gonna put you in the hospital and you WON’T BE LEAVING.. You won’t have to worry about becoming the next big wash up like Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair.. BECAUSE I’LL FINISH YOU OFF LONG BEFORE THEN..

HBK:I need to get out… Hmmm… What was the last title you won Will? Ohh thats right… You havent won any titles lately… Then you came up short in the rumble… Not a great way to prove yourself Willy…Ya see, Will… Im gonna shoot straight with you… One of these days we will go Toe to Toe again… And yes I might be at home right now… But I will be back… And you better WATCH OUT… Because you never know where I may show..

McConnell: (Mocking fear) He’s coming to get me, oh no! Give me a break, Shawn.. After what I’ve done this year.. What could YOU.. OR ANYONE.. Possibley do to me?

HBK:What can I do to you… I can make you wear a thong… Wait… You do that on your own time… I can make you wear a Jester Suit… No… Doug does that in his basement with that zombie… Um… Well… Only thing I can do to you is SHOVE MY FOOT… DOWN YOUR THROAT!

McConnell: Is that so, Shawn? I’D LIKE TO SEE YA DO THAT RIGHT NOW.. Oh.. wait.. You can’t.. Because you’re at home.. See, Shawn.. While you talk big, I speak with actions.. So I’d like to see ya stop talking.. AND DO SOMETHING NOW.

HBK:Fine Will…I will sum it up like this… One day soon… I will get revenge… But right now… I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!

Crowd:Suck It!

HBK:Not that… BEHIND YOU!

Mark:The Outsiders just came out of the caskets… Nash and Hall lay Cain and Angel out with Steel Chair Shots…

Rhino:William McConnell is now trapped in the ring with Kevin Nash and Scott Hall…

Mark:William McConnell tries to back off… Kevin Nash grabs him the hair and holds him up for Scott Hall…
STEEL CHAIR SHOT By Scott Hall!

Rhino:The Answer is knocked out… But the Outsiders arent done… As Scott Hall just slid a table in to the ring…

Mark:Cain and Angel are down… Kevin Nash sets up William McConnell…

Rhino:Nash just said… This is for you Shawn…

Mark:JACKKNIFE THROUGH THE TABLE! The Answer is Hurt!

Rhino:William McConnell needs medical attention…

Mark:I believe this was Shawn Michaels response to The Blood Pride Union… As he is being helped out of the arena by medical personel… We will regroup and get set for our next match up…

EWA Tag Team Championship TLC Match
Degeneration X(c) vs Legion of Doom
*All TLC Weapons are Legal

Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Tag Team Championship Match and is under a TLC Weapons Are Legal Match… Introducing first… The Challengers… Weighing in at a combined weight of 560 Pounds…Road Warrior Animal and Heidenreich… The LEGION OF DOOM…

(“What a Rush” plays as the LOD enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponents…Weighing in at a combined weight of 607 Pounds…The EWA Tag Team Champions… Representing Degeneration X… Scott Hall and Kevin Nash… THE OUTSIDERS…

(“Break it Down” plays as The Outsiders enter the arena…)

Mark:We have Heidenreich and Scott Hall starting things out for both teams…Scott Hall throws the toothpick in the face of Heidenreich and slaps Heidenreich right in the face…

Rhino:That fired Heidenreich up…

Mark:Heidenreich goes for a clothesline… Scott Hall ducks and now Scott Hall nails him with a couple of right hands…

Rhino:Scott Hall is opening up on Heidenreich…

Mark:Scott Hall with a side headlock…

Rhino:Heidenreich is trying to fight out of it…

Mark:Heidenreich lifts up Scott Hall and drops him with a belly to back suplex dropping Scott Hall right on the back of his head…

Rhino:Animal just threw a cane in to the ring…

Mark:Scott Hall is getting back up and Heidenreich levels Scott Hall right in the head with the cane…

Rhino:Heidenreich is now looking to do some more with the cane…

Mark:Heidenreich is choking Scott Hall with the cane…

Rhino:Kevin Nash is coming in to get Heidenreich off of Scott Hall…

Mark:Hall is now being backed up in to the corner… Heidenreich now driving elbows right in to the head of Scott Hall… Heidenreich scoops up Scott Hall and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Heidenreich just asked Animal for another weapon…

Mark:Heidenreich has been given a trash can from Animal…Scott Hall turns around and gets laid out with trash can…

Rhino:Look at that dent in the trash can…

Mark:Heidenreich goes for a cover on Scott Hall 1………………………….2……………….. Kevin Nash comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Nash knew his partner was in trouble and came in for the save…

Mark:Heidenreich tags in Animal… The LOD whip Scott Hall in to the ropes… Double Flap Jack by the LOD and Scott Hall went crashing in to the canvas…

Rhino:LOD sent Scott Hall high up in the air and he went down in to the canvas…

Mark:Animal goes for the cover 1……………………….2…………………Scott Hall gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Animal rolls to the outside and brings in a steel chair…

Mark:Animal has the chair… Scott Hall turns around…Animal swings the chair and Scott Hall ducks the steel chair…

Rhino:Scott Hall grabs the chair away from Animal…

Mark:Scott Hall lays out Animal with the steel chair…

Rhino:You heard that thud…

Mark:Scott Hall now crawls over to his corner and makes the tag to Kevin Nash…

Rhino:And here comes Kevin Nash…

Mark:Kevin Nash with a clothesline to Animal… Animal gets back up again and Nash lays him out with a clothesline again…

Rhino:Nash just knocked Heidenreich off the apron…

Mark:Road Warrior Animal gets back up in the corner… Kevin Nash drives knees to the midsection of Road Warrior Animal…

Rhino:Nash is driving the wind out of Road Warrior Animal…

Mark:Scott Hall is pulling out a table from underneath the ring… Kevin Nash just sent Animal in to the corner… Running Clothesline in to the corner…

Rhino:Animal is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Side Walk Slam by Kevin Nash as he now goes for a cover 1…………………………….2………………… Animal gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:The table is opened on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Scott Hall hands Kevin Nash a trash can lid… Animal gets up and gets laid out with the trash can lid… Nash goes for the cover 1………………………..2………………..Heidenreich comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Scott Hall gets the tag back in…

Mark:Scott Hall puts Animal up on the top rope…

Rhino:This could be trouble for Animal…

Mark:Scott Hall is up on the top rope…

Rhino:Heidenreich is in the ring…

Mark:Heidenreich stops Scott Hall on the top rope… Heidenreich Powerbombs Scott Hall off the top rope…

Rhino:The referee needs to get Heidenreich out of the ring…

Mark:Animal struggles to get off the top rope… Nash shoves Animal off the top rope…

Rhino:Hall and Animal are down on the canvas…

Mark:Both men are crawling to their corners…

Rhino:Animal gets the tag to Heidenreich…

Mark:Nash gets the tag as well and there they go… Both men trading right hands back and forth in the center of the ring…

Rhino:They are just trading blows and both men are taking it for one another…

Mark:Kevin Nash whips Heidenreich in to the ropes… Nash ducks his head… Heidenreich puts on the breaks…DDT by Heidenreich…

Rhino:Heidenreich now has the steel chair…

Mark:Nash is getting back up on his feet… Heidenreich swings the chair… Nash gets the boot up and knocks the chair back in to the face of Heidenreich…

Rhino:Scott Hall gave Animal a low blow on the outside…

Mark:Heidenreich back up… Nash with a kick to the midsection…JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB! Kevin Nash goes for the cover 1…………………….2………………….3……. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and STILL EWA Tag Team Champions… DEGENERATION X…

Rhino:The Outsiders retain the Tag Team Titles…

Mark:LOD came up short this week… We are going backstage… Kent Richarson has been standing by at the office of EWA Vice President Shane McMahon as he has been in the office with Subway for the last ten minutes…Kent…

Kent:Yes Mark, I have been standing by and I saw Subway come in to the office a little while ago and they have been talking for quite a while…

Rhino:Kent, is there any way you can get inside to hear what is going on?

Kent:We are going to try and see if we can hear what is going on…Here goes nothing…

(Opens door and lays microphone & camera down)

Shane:Do you understand what I have laid down on the table for you and your cult?

Subway:Yea…Yea… I understand what you are talking about…Just dont screw me over in this whole thing… Cause if you do fucker… I will make your life hell…

Shane:If you screw this up… Your life will be hell…You see this is a deal that helps me and its a deal that will help you…So just sign that paper and we got a deal… You get what you want and I get what I want…

Subway:Dont screw with me McMahon… Cause it will be the end of you…

(Subway Signs Paper, followed by Shane McMahon)

Shane:So it looks like we got a deal…

(Both men stare at each other)

Rhino:What is the deal?

Mark:I have no idea… But we have to get back to more action…

FTW Championship Hell in a Cell Match
Referee-Taz
Chris Benoit(c) & The Rock vs Eric Angel & Jason Cain

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the FTW Championship Hell in a Cell Match… Introducing the FTW Law & Order… TAZ…

(“Survive” plays as Taz enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Now introducing first…The Challengers…Representing the Blood Pride Union…The Team of JASON CAIN and ERIC ANGEL…

(“Taste Your Blood” plays as The BPU enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponents… Representing The Big Tyme Playas… THE ROCK and FTW Champion… CHRIS BENOIT…

(“Whatever” plays as Chris Benoit enters the arena…)

Mark:All four men are in the center of the ring…

Rhino:The Rock and Jason Cain are face to face in the center of the ring…

Mark:Taz calls for the bell… Eric Angel spears Chris Benoit and hammers him with right hands…

Rhino:The Rock is opening up on Jason Cain…

Mark:Chris Benoit rolls over and is now hammering Eric Angel with right hands…

Rhino:Benoit and Angel are just rolling around the ring hammering one another…

Mark:The Rock just whipped Jason Cain in to the ropes… Jason Cain holds on to the ropes and goes to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:The Rock goes out after Jason Cain…

Mark:The Rock is chasing Jason Cain around the ring…

Rhino:Eric Angel grabs Chris Benoit by the tights and sent him through the middle rope and to the outside he goes…

Mark:Jason Cain comes back in to the ring… The Rock comes in… Eric Angel with a spin heel kick to The Rock as he came in to the ring…

Rhino:Eric Angel caught The Rock off guard and took his head off…

Mark:Chris Benoit slides back in the ring and Jason Cain cuts him off with a right hand… Cain backs Benoit up in to the corner and nails him with a couple of upper cuts… Benoit turns him around and opens up with a couple of knife edge chops…

Rhino:Eric Angel is taking The Rock to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Taz is screaming at Eric Angel to make The Rock bleed… Eric Angel hooks up with a suplex and drives him in to the cell and then drops him right in to the ground…

Rhino:That had to hurt…

Mark:Chris Benoit with a couple of knife edge chops backing Jason Cain in to the ropes… Irish whip by Chris Benoit… Cain comes off the ropes and Benoit nails him with a hip toss… Cain gets back up and Chris Benoit levels him with a dropkick…

Rhino:Nice dropkick…

Mark:Chris Benoit now hooks up Jason Cain and drops him with a snap suplex…

Rhino:Eric Angel is on top of The Rock and hammering him with straight right hands…

Mark:Eric Angel scoops up The Rock and drives him head first in to the Cell…

Rhino:Jason Cain is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:German Suplex with a Bridge… Taz counts 1……………………..2………………. Jason Cain kicks out…

Rhino:Jason Cain is trying to get away from Chris Benoit…

Mark:Eric Angel has a steel chair…The Rock turns around and gets laid out with a steel chair…

Rhino:The Rock is busted open from the steel chair…

Mark:Jason Cain has run out of the ring… Benoit goes out after him… Eric Angel has him lined up… Angel swings the chair… Benoit put the breaks on and Eric Angel hits the ring post…

Rhino:That backfired…

Mark:Chris Benoit now grabs Eric Angel by the hair and throws him face first in to the cell…

Rhino:Chris Benoit is now bouncing Eric Angel off of the cell…

Mark:Eric Angel is staggering around as he just hit the cage again… Chris Benoit goes behind him again… German Suplex in to the cell…

Rhino:Eric Angel is in some real trouble…

Mark:Jason Cain comes charging after Chris Benoit… Benoit sides steps him and Jason Cain goes right in to the cell…

Rhino:A bloody Rock is getting back up on his feet and he just ran down Jason Cain with a clothesline…

Mark:Benoit rolls Eric Angel back in to the ring…

Rhino:Chris Benoit is bringing a ladder in to the ring…

Mark:The ladder is being setup in the corner… Eric Angel is backed in to the corner… Chris Benoit with an irish whip… Reversal by Eric Angel and Chris Benoit goes right in to the ladder…

Rhino:Chris Benoit is now staggering around…

Mark:Eric Angel with a clothesline as he now lays the ladder out in the ring…

Rhino:What is he doing now?

Mark:Eric Angel hooks up Chris Benoit… Fallen Bomb on to the ladder…

Rhino:The FTW Champion is in trouble…

Mark:Eric Angel goes for the cover… Taz makes the count 1………………….2……………………..3….NO! Chris Benoit gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:The Rock just drilled Jason Cain with a spinebuster on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Eric Angel has the ladder setup and he is now climbing up the ladder…

Rhino:Eric Angel is taking a chance… Benoit is up though and is climbing up the ladder…

Mark:They are close to the top of the cell… Thats how high they are…

Rhino:If they arent careful they could hit their heads on the top of the

Mark:Chris Benoit and Eric Angel are fighting on the top of the ladder… Benoit headbutts Angel…

Rhino:Angel headbutted him back…

Mark:The Rock is in the ring…

Rhino:Jason Cain is as well…

Mark:Jason Cain just speared The Rock out of the ring and both men hit the floor…

Rhino:The ladder is shaking…

Mark:Angel has Benoit hooked… Benoit blocks… SUPERPLEX OFF THE LADDER BY CHRIS BENOIT!

Rhino:What a move…Both men are down but I think the challenger is in real trouble…

Mark:Chris Benoit rolls on to Eric Angel… Taz counts 1………………………………..2……………………3….. NO! Eric Angel gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:How in the world did he do that…

Mark:Chris Benoit is now climbing the top rope…

Rhino:Jason Cain just shoved him off…

Mark:Cain and Angel are bout to double team The FTW Champion…

(Lights go off)

Rhino:What the hell… The lights are out in the arena…

Mark:What could this mean?

Rhino:I dont know…

(Lights Come on)

Mark:ITS THE CULT!

Rhino:What are they doing out here?

Mark:Havok and Chaos just pulled Eric Angel out of the ring…

Rhino:OG is setting up a table on the outside of the ring…

Mark:The Rock is back up…

Rhino:Its now Two on One on the Jason Cain in the ring…

Mark:Double Powerbomb through the table goes Eric Angel…

Rhino:Eric Angel is out…

Mark:The Rock whips Jason Cain in to the ropes… SPINE ON THE PINE… SPINEBUSTER! By The Rock…

Rhino:Chris Benoit is up on the top rope…

Mark:FLYING HEADBUTT BY THE FTW CHAMPION!

Rhino:Jason Cain is out as well…

Mark:The Cult leaves through the part of the cell they cut open… Chris Benoit covers Jason Cain 1…………………….2………………3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners THE ROCK and STILL FTW CHAMPION… CHRIS BENOIT…

Rhino:Benoit retained… But the Chaotic Cult took out Eric Angel…

Mark:Its not been a good night for the BPU…As it is now time for our main event…

EWA World Championship Weapon of Choice Match
Special Referee-Big Daddy Ace
Megumi Kudo vs Triple H vs Sting

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall and is a Weapon of Choice Match and is for the EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP… Introducing first…The Special Referee… A Member of the BTP… BIG DADDY ACE…

(“Ridin Dirty” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Now Introducing First… From Koshigaya, Japan…Weighing in at 132 Pounds… MEGUMI KUDO…

(Japanese National Anthem plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Venice Beach, Ca… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STING…

(“Seek and Destroy” plays as Sting enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game… TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Mark:All three particpants are in the ring… One of them will be the EWA World Champion at the end of the night…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace calls for the bell and this match up is now under way…

Mark:Megumi Kudo’s weapon is not at ringside yet… As she is the only person to actually pick a person…

Rhino:That was an odd choice…

Mark:Triple H told Megumi Kudo to get out of the way and let the men fight… Triple H goes for a headlock on Sting… Sting pushes him off in to the ropes… The Game comes off the ropes… Shoulder block and down goes Sting…

Rhino:Sting gets right back up…

Mark:Hip toss by Triple H to Sting… Sting gets up and The Game takes him over with an arm bar…

Rhino:Kudo is gaining a burst of speed…

Mark:Running Dropkick by Megumi Kudo to Triple H as The Game had the arm bar on Sting…

Rhino:The Game is backing up in to the corner…

Mark:Megumi Kudo charges Triple H in the corner… Monkey Flip by Megumi Kudo to Triple H… Sting catches Triple H as he got back up on his feet and Sting slams Triple H down to the canvas…

Rhino:The Game is staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H turns around… Head Scissors take over by Megumi Kudo and Triple H goes to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Sting is now behind Megumi Kudo…

Mark:Sting spins Megumi Kudo around and chops her right across the chest…

Rhino:WOOOOO!

Mark:Sting backs Megumi Kudo up in to the corner… Irish whip by Sting… Sting charges with a clothesline… Megumi Kudo moves out of the way…Enziguri by Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:Sting is staggering around after that kick…

Mark:DDT by Megumi Kudo… Megumi Kudo covers Sting as Big Daddy Ace makes the count 1…………………2…………………..Triple H pulls Megumi Kudo out of the ring…

Rhino:Triple H broke that up before Ace hit the mat for the three…

Mark:Hard clothesline by Triple H to Megumi Kudo on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:That was a vicious clothesline…

Mark:The Game picks up Megumi Kudo and drives her back first in to the ring post…Triple H still Megumi Kudo… Spinebuster by The Game driving Megumi Kudo right down to the ground…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is really hurting now…

Mark:Triple H gets back in the ring… Sting is up in the corner… The Game connects with a couple of right hands to Sting before sending Sting in to the ropes… Running High knee by The Game to Sting…

Rhino:Thats a vintage Triple H move there…

Mark:Triple H tells Sting to Suck It and drops the knee right on to the face of Sting…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is waving to the back and I believe Megumi Kudo is telling her weapon to come down to the ring…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace just looked up the ramp and he sees the Great Khali coming down to the ring…

Rhino:Things are going to pick up now Mark…

Mark:Triple H connects with a backbreaker on Sting in the ring… Triple H looks up at the ramp and here comes The Great Khali…

Rhino:Triple H is telling The Great Khali to bring it on…

Mark:The Great Khali is in the ring and Triple H attacks him with right hands…

Rhino:They are having no effect…

Mark:Triple H attempts to whip The Great Khali in to the ropes… Khali over powers him and connects with a hard clothesline…

Rhino:Triple H getting back up…

Mark:The Great Khali picks up Triple H and throws Triple H to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:I have never seen Triple H ever tossed out of the ring before…

Mark:Sting picks up the bat…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is back in the ring…

Mark:Sting went after Kudo with the bat… The Great Khali stops him with a big boot…

Rhino:Sting got stopped in his tracks…

Mark:Megumi Kudo lifts up Sting and throws him to The Great Khali… The Great Khali scoops up Sting and connects with a shoulderbreaker…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo has a smile on her face as she is about to regain the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Mark:Megumi Kudo covers Sting as Big Daddy Ace makes the count 1………………………….2………………..3…….NO! Sting got his shoulder up…

Rhino:Sting found a way to kick out…

Mark:Megumi Kudo is telling The Great Khali to pick up Sting…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is up on the top rope…

Mark:Press Slam by The Great Khali as Sting goes crashing in to the canvas… MOONSAULT by Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:This could be it right here…

Mark:Ace makes the count as Megumi Kudo goes for the cover 1…………………2…………………3…….NO! Sting got his shoulder up…

Rhino:Triple H just pulled the Sledgehammer out from underneath the ring…

Mark:The Great Khali is now bout to press Sting out of the ring… Triple H comes back in to the ring… Sledgehammer to the back of the leg of The Great Khali…

Rhino:Triple H is trying to chop down this monster…

Mark:One more shot to the knee of The Great Khali…Khali is down on his knees…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo isnt liking this…

Mark:Megumi Kudo charges Triple H… SPINEBUSTER! By The Game…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo’s head bounced right off the canvas…

Mark:Triple H has the Sledgehammer and is aiming to hit The Great Khali in the midsection… The Game charges… Khali sticks his arm out and grabs Triple H by the neck…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good…

Mark:Sting just hit The Great Khali in the arm with the bat…

Rhino:Sting has a bat and Triple H has the Sledgehammer…

Mark:Sting and Triple H just hit The Great Khali in the knees… Sting with a shot to the midsection with the baseball bat…

Rhino:Triple H has him lined up…

Mark:Sledgehammer to the skull of the Great Khali knocking him through the ropes…

Rhino:Triple H and Sting just took out the Great Khali…

Mark:Sting and Triple H turn around and look at one another…

Rhino:Sting has the Bat… The Game has the Sledgehammer and they are ready to hit one another…

Mark:They dropped the weapons and there they go… Right hands back and forth by The Game and Sting…

Rhino:They both want to be World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Sting goes behind Triple H… Scorpion Death Drop!

Rhino:Sting could win the title right here…

Mark:Sting goes for the cover as Big Daddy Ace makes the count 1……………………………..2…………………..3……..NO! Megumi Kudo hits Sting right in the back with the Sledgehammer…

Rhino:Damn that had to hurt…

Mark:Megumi Kudo waits for Sting to turn around and she connects with the Sledgehammer right in the midsection… Kudo hooks him up… Tornado DDT by Megumi Kudo to Sting and Sting just rolled out of the ring…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now picking up the sledgehammer…

Mark:Triple H is staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo has Triple H lined up…

Mark:Triple H turns around… Kudo charges… The Game ducks the Sledgehammer shot… Megumi Kudo turns around… Spinebuster by The Game…

Rhino:The Game now has the Sledgehammer…

Mark:Megumi Kudo gets back up on to her feet… Skull meets Sledge… As Triple H lays out Megumi Kudo with the Sledgehammer…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo looks to be out cold…

Mark:Triple H now picks her up… PEDIGREE!

Rhino:That could be it right there…

Mark:Triple H goes for the cover… Sting is crawling back in to the ring… Ace makes the count 1………………….2…………………..3…….. ITS OVER! NEW CHAMPION!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion… TRIPLE H…

Rhino:The King of Kings is now sitting back on his throne as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Sting could have broken it up but he didnt… Why didnt he do it?

Rhino:I dont know…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace hands the title belt to Triple H… Ace and Triple H are now having a stare down…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is saying he will see him at Beach Brawl…

Mark:Thats our next big Pay Per View… Will it be Triple H vs Big Daddy Ace for the EWA World Championship? We will have to see… Rob Parks Returning? Could be… See you all next week… GOOD NIGHT!

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