Extreme Bowl 2008
Mark:We are live at the Cow Palace in San Francisco, Ca… And this is the Extreme Bowl… Rhino we got a stacked Pay Per View Line up here tonight for the Extreme Bowl…
Rhino:We do indeed do Mark… Which includes the Main Event… The Triple Tier Cage which we call the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Six Men will enter… One man will leave the Extreme Bowl Champion and will earn themselves a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Someone can also walk out as the EWA Television Champion as the 24/7 Rule is back for one night only as the EWA Television Title will be on the line duirng the match up…
Mark:Christian Cage will have to watch his back… Also here tonight Triple H will defend the EWA World Heavyweight Championship in a Barbed Wire Death Match against Justin Credible…
Rhino:Will we be seeing a new EWA World Heavyweight Champion crowned tonight? Justin Credible hopes so…
Mark:Plus tonight the EWA Womens Championship will be on the line when Alexis Laree defends against two of Stephanie McMahon’s chosen opponents… Beth Phoenix and Victoria…
Rhino:Can Alexis Laree still champion? She hopes so but Stephanie doesn’t…
Mark:Its going to be a wild night and lets get it started with our opening contest…
Sable vs Layla
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Jacksonville, Fl… Weighing in at 120 Pounds…. SABLE!
(“Wildcat” plays as Sable enters the arena…)
Sable:This is for all the women who want to be me and all the men who come to see me… Are you ready to see the gr…
(“Holla” plays as Layla enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Opponent… From London, England… Weighing in 120 Pounds… LAYLA!
Mark:The bell sounds and we are underway here at the Extreme Bowl…
Rhino:This is the first of many womens matches here tonight as the EWA Womens Division rebuilds…
Mark:Layla goes after Sable and slaps her right across the face… Sable goes to slap Layla… Layla blocks and now slaps Sable again right across the face…
Rhino:She is really hitting her good with those shots…
Mark:Layla now with a couple of forearms backing Sable up in to the corner… Layla begins to stomp at the midsection of Sable in the corner…
Rhino:Layla is coming out firing…
Mark:Layla now whips Sable off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Layla…
Mark:Layla charges in and Sable gets her boot up right in the face of Layla…
Rhino:Layla is dazed…
Mark:Sable charges at Layla and takes her off her feet with a running tackle and is now driving Layla’s head right in to the canvas…
Rhino:Sable is now pulling Layla up by her hair…
Mark:Hair Toss! By Sable sending Layla across the ring…
Rhino:Sable is a Wildcat and she is showing it right here…
Mark:Layla is getting back up in the corner…
Rhino:Sable is lining her up…
Mark:Sable connects with a couple of kicks catching Layla right in the face…
Rhino:Layla is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Sable hooks her up… Neckbreaker! No! Countered! Backslide by Layla 1…………………2………………3…No! Sable kicks out…
Rhino:Sable is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Sable charges at Layla… Layla ducks the clothesline… Sable turns around and Layla connects with a Spin Heel Kick…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Layla…
Mark:Layla goes for the cover 1…………………2…………….3…..No! Sable gets her shoulder up again…
Rhino:Layla is now waiting for Sable to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Sable turns around… SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK! NO! Sable ducks and now spins Layla around and scores with a neckbreaker…
Rhino:Layla went for it all and missed with the Roundhouse Kick…
Mark:Sable with a cover 1…………………2…………..3………NO! Layla gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Layla is now staggeirng back up on to her feet…
Mark:Sable has her up… TKO! No! Layla counters out and shoves Sable off in to the corner…
Rhino:Sable is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Spinning Roundhouse Kick! No! Ducked again by Sable… Sable with a kick to the midsection…
Rhino:Sable has her setup…
Mark:SABLE BOMB!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it right there…
Mark:Sable hooks the leg 1…………………..2…………………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SABLE!
Rhino:Sable debuts here in the EWA with a victory over Layla…
Mark:Sable victorious here tonight and still to come Justin Credible hopes to dethrone Triple H as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion in the Barbed Wire Death Match… But its back to the ring for more EWA Womens Division Action…
Jacqueline vs George Frankenstein
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Rockford, Illinois… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… GEORGE FRANKENSTEIN!
(George Frankenstein’s Theme Plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Dallas, Texas… Weighing in at 140 Pounds… JACQUELINE!
(“Sorry Bout Your Damn Luck” plays as Jacqueline enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Jacqueline goes right after George Frankenstein nailing her right in the chest with a couple of hard chops…
Rhino:She really went right after her with those hard chops…
Mark:Jacqueline whips George Frankenstein off in to the ropes… Jacqueline goes for a clothesline as George Frankenstein comes off the ropes… Frankenstein ducks and now comes off the farside ropes… Flying Crossbody! By George Frankenstein…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:George Frankenstein with the cover on Jacqueline 1…………………….2…………… Jacqueline kicks out…
Rhino:Jacqueline is getting right back up on to her feet…
Mark:George Frankenstein with a couple of forearm shots right to the head of Jacqueline as she backs her up in to the corner…
Rhino:George Frankenstein is now driving her shoulder right in to the midsection of Jacqueline…
Mark:George Frankenstein now pulls Jacqueline out of the corner and now hooks her up… Vertical Suplex! By George Frankenstein… George Frankenstein goes for the cover 1…………..2………….Jacqueline gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:The Pride of Tennessee is getting back up on to her feet right now…
Mark:George Frankenstein is up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Jacqueline stops George Frankenstein on the top rope…
Mark:Jacqueline has George Frankenstein hooked up and Jacqueline launches her off the top rope and right down to the canvas…
Rhino:George Frankenstein made a mistake heading to the top rope…
Mark:Jacqueline with a couple of hard shots to George Frankenstein as she got back up on to her feet…Jacqueline with a kick to the midsection… Swinging Neckbreaker! By Jacqueline… Jacqueline goes for the cover 1…………………..2………………..3…No! George Frankenstein gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close call right there as George Frankenstein is now trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Jacqueline picks her up… Sidewalk Slam!
Rhino:Jacqueline could have her right there…
Mark:Jacqueline goes for the cover again 1…………………………2……………3…..NO! George Frankenstein gets her shoulder up one more time…
Rhino:George Frankenstein is staggering up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Jacqueline hooks her up… TORNADO DDT!
Rhino:George Frankenstein has been knocked out with that DDT…
Mark:Jacqueline goes for the cover 1……………….2………….3…… SHE GOT HER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JACQUELINE!
Rhino:Nice Impressive win here tonight for Jacqueline…
Mark:It indeed was as Jacqueline was just too much for George Frankenstein to handle… Still to come tonight Dangerous D defends the EWA Total Impact Championship against The Rock’s substitute opponent… Sonny Siaki… But it is now back to the ring for more EWA Womens Division Action…
Bobbi Billard vs Torrie Wilson
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Austin, Texas… Weighing in at 145 Pounds… BOBBI BILLARD!
(Bobbi Billard’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Boise, Idaho… Weighing in at 133 Pounds… TORRIE WILSON!
(“Girl Like That” plays as Torrie Wilson enters the arena…)
Mark:Collar and Elbow tie up in the center of the ring as both women battle for position… Torrie Wilson locks in a side headlock in on Bobbi Billard…
Rhino:Bobbi Billard is trying to fight out of the headlock…
Mark:Bobbi Billard connects with elbows to the midsection of Torrie Wilson as she now shoves her off in to the ropes… Torrie Wilson comes off the ropes and Bobbi Billard connects with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:Torrie Wilson is dazed as she gets back up on to her feet…
Mark:Bobbi Billard connects with a couple of forearm shots backing Torrie Wilson up in to the corner…
Rhino:Bobbi Billard is sticking her boot right underneath the throat of Torrie Wilson…
Mark:Bobbi Billard now whips Torrie Wilson off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Torrie Wilson is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Dropkick! By Bobbi Billard…
Rhino:She caught Torrie Wilson good with that dropkick…
Mark:Bobbi Billard with a cover on Torrie Wilson 1…………………….2………………….Kickout by Torrie Wilson…
Rhino:Torrie Wilson is struggling to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Bobbi Billard hooks her up… DDT! No! Countered by Torrie Wilson in to a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Torrie Wilson…
Mark:Bobbi Billard is getting back up on to her feet slowly and Torrie Wilson kicks her hard right in the midsection…
Rhino:That knocked Bobbi Billard backwards hard in to the corner…
Mark:Torrie Wilson now charges in at Bobbi Billard… Running Clothesline!
Rhino:That knocked Bobbi Billard down in the corner…
Mark:Torrie Wilson is fixing up her tights and now backs her ass up and delivers the Facial!
Rhino:Bobbi Billard is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Torrie Wilson with a kick to the midsection… Nose Job! No! Blocked by Bobbi Billard…
Rhino:Bobbi Billard is fighting back…
Mark:Bobbi Billard with a kick to the midsection… BOBBI BLAYZE! NO! Torrie Wilson counters with a back body drop…
Rhino:Bobbi Billard is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Torrie Wilson kicks her in the midsection… NOSE JOB!
Rhino:That’s gotta be all right there as Torrie Wilson drove her right in to the mat…
Mark:Torrie Wilson with the cover 1……………………2……………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TORRIE WILSON!
Rhino:This was a nice win for Torrie Wilson as he takes down Bobbi Billard here tonight at the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:As you see hanging above the ring is the Triple Tier Cage… As later on tonight Six Men Will Enter and One Man will walk out the Extreme Bowl Champion… But for now its back to the…
(“King of My World” plays as Chris Jericho walks down in to the ring…)
Rhino:What is Chris Jericho doing out here?
Mark:Im not sure… But looks like he has something to say…
Jericho” Welcome one and all… To the re-debut of one of the best shows in eWa history… No it’s not the Heartbreak Hotel… That show is long retired with no chance of syndication… It isn’t Pipers Pit… It’s not the Carlito Cabana… Or what ever his crappy attempt at a show was called… It isn’t the Peep Show… But it’s just as entertaining unlike the previously mentioned ones… And with this re-debut of your favorite show, the Highlight Reel… I have a special fully loaded episode… With multiple guests and I’m sure that you will all enjoy… But before we get to the guest I have something that I need to get off my chest… As you all know as of right now… Yours truly the Iatolla of Rock and Roll-a… Chris Jericho… Does NOT have a match for the Extreme Bowl… Now as you know I came out here a few nights back while the Has Been Kid Shawn Michaels was whining, pissing and moaning about how he doesn’t have a match at the Extreme Bowl either… And I challenged him to a rematch… A match guaren-damn-teed to make the buy rates for this PPV launch through the roof… With just 2 letters and a number alone… Y…2…J… But as we all know… Your icon denied my challenge… Proving to the world what a gutless coward he really is… Now since then my partner in crime Christian have reunited… And are taking the eWa by storm… As we are the two most entertaining superstars on the roster… Not to mention… The television loves us… Just look how well the high definition captures my new sideburns… Get a shot at that…”
Scene: The camera zooms in on Jerichos face and zooms back out.
Jericho” But that’s not where I’m going with this… I made a promise a few nights ago after HB-Gay refused to fight me… That I WILL be a part of the Extreme Bowl… That I will do you all a favor… And I WILL… SAVE… THE… SHOW… And this is a promise that I will uphold… And for that you are all welcome… But you will have to wait until later tonight to see that… As for right now… Let’s get to our first guest… He is a Stone Cold superstar… He is one tough son-bitch… And he’s had many injuries that he’s fighting through to be here tonight…”
Scene: Glass Shatters hits over the PA system the crowd jumps to their feet cheering.
Jericho” He is your favorite… And one of mine… STONE… COLD… SHARK BOY!”
Scene: Shark Boy comes out from the back wearing his Shark Boy 24/7 vest. He walks down the ramp and climbs into the ring.The ring announcer tosses him a bottle of clam juice and Shark Boy starts chugging away at it.
Jericho” Now Shark Boy… You’ve seemed to get a warm welcome from these Extreme Jericho Alliance fans…”
Shark Boy” WHAT?”
Jericho” Don’t start that.”
Shark Boy” What?”
Jericho” That whole What? thing was dumb in 2001 and guess what, nothing has changed.”
Shark Boy and Crowd” What?”
Jericho” A year ago we couldn’t get you to talk… Now will you please… SHUT… THE HELL… UP!”
Shark Boy” You see Stone Cold Shark Boy was back at the aquarium…”
Crowd” WHAT?”
Shark Boy” Drinkin’ one claim juice.”
Crowd” WHAT?”
Shark Boy” Two claim juices.”
Crowd” WHAT?”
Shark Boy” Three claim juices… And I was called by this son-bitch to come be a part of the Highlight Reel…”
Crowd”WHAT?”
Jericho” You know… You sound familiar… You sound like some jackass that I used to beat up on in 2002… Eh forget it… Tell all these Jerichoholics what’s on your mind.”
Shark Boy” Well I want to be eWa champion… And I’ll stomp a mudhole in anyone who thinks I can’t… And tell them Shark Boy 24/7 says
I just bit your ass!”
Jericho” Does that include me?”
Shark Boy” WHAT?”
Jericho” Huh?”
Shark Boy” That’s all I’ve got to say about that!”
Jericho” Really? That’s quite interesting… Considering your what we call in the back… A jobber… Opener at best… You see what your job is… Is to make guys like me look better than we already are… You come out do your little impersonations… Get a little chuckle from the crowd… And you walk your little narrow ass back up the ramp… Now in case Austin is watching right now… This is what I think of this character…”
Scene: Jericho drops the mic and Code Breakers Shark Boy. Jericho picks the mic back up as Shark Boy flops to the outside of the ring.
Jericho” Maybe I didn’t think that one all the way through… I forgot how annoying that ‘gimmick’ was… I wish for once it could stay retired and stay put away on the top shelf of the closet… But it just keeps finding it’s way out… It’s annoying when Steve Assclown does it… And it’s even more annoying when a comic book character does it… I just kicked his ass… I’ve already kicked Austin’s ass back in the WWE… But let’s keep the ball rolling… Hopefully my next guest will be more entertaining… He hails from Ozone New York..”
Crowd” E-C-Dub!… E-C-Dub!”
Scene: Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck hits over the PA system. The crowd groans in disappointment.
Jericho” He is ALDO… MONDOYA!’
Scene: Mondoya walks down to the ring and climbs in.
Jericho” Now that’s an incredible outfit you got on there… You got your little jock strap on your head.. Your little ninja turtle shoulder pads… That’s just incredible… Who am I kidding?… That has to be the worst outfit I’ve ever seen… You come out and do your little Sexy Boy taunt…”
Scene: Jericho leans to one side and flexes.
Jericho” From what I’ve heard you’ve beaten such greats as… The Brooklyn Brawler… Nick Barberry… And David Sierra… Who the hell are those people?… No wins over people like Bret Hart… Or Chris Benoit?… Dude… No offense… You suck!… You got your ass kicked by Billy Gunn… Who the hell do you think you are coming into my ring?”
Mondoya” Um, you invited me..”
Jericho” The casting director is so fired for this… All I ask for is one guest with at least a little bit of charisma… Someone who I don’t have to carry… And I get a Shark and Crotch face over here… Matter of fact just go… Leave!”
Scene: Aldo climbs out of the ring.
Jericho” Here and take your stuid pinwheel with you.”
Scene: Jericho rips the pinwheel off the wire and throws it at him.
Jericho” Now is the part of the show where I ask anyone… ANYONE… With half as much talent as I do… Who won’t put the crowd to sleep like the last two bozo’s…”
Scene: Open Your Eyes by Alter Bridge hits over the PA system. The crowd groans again in disappointment as a fake Doug Kinsella walks out with a court jester suit on and climbs into the ring.
Fake Doug” Now I ‘reckon you don’t know who I am.”
Jericho” No I don’t… Enlighten me.”
DK” My name is Doug Kinsella.”
Jericho” Really?… I’ve heard about you… I thought you were dead.”
DK” Naw Naw Naw… I was man-napped by Edge…”
Jericho” Man-napped?”
DK” Yeah ain’t that what it’s called?”
Jericho” You mean kidnapped?”
DK” Now listen here boy… I ain’t no kid… Who you callin’ a kid.”
Jericho” So what do I owe the pleasure of you taking the time out of your busy schedule… Consisting of tackling alligators… Sexual intercourse with your little 12 year old sister… And playing horse riding with your older brother, who also happens to be your father…”
DK” Well lets get one thing straight… I… DO NOT!…. Tackle alligators.”
Jericho” My apologies… What do you want?”
DK” Well since I was assumed dead… My popularity has gone down drastically…”
Jericho” You mean you were at one point popular?… What’s your name again?”
DK” Doug Kinsella.”
Jericho” Of course… I know you… Where’s Porkchop?”
DK” Huh?”
Jericho” Your little dog… And where’s that belt that you tie around your head?”
DK” I don’t get it.”
Jericho” Do-da-do-da- doda do da do duh duh.”
DK” Ohh, you mean that cartoon Doug? Heh.. I’m smart!”
Jericho” Haha… Yeah someone is a real college scholar.”
DK” Well I just grab TV time when I could get it… Because no one in their right mind would actually give me my own time… So I have to steal it.”
Jericho” Contributing theif to the redneck dictionary…”
DK” Well I ‘reckon you’re right…”
Jericho” So do you want to hype up your match against Edge?”
DK” No.”
Jericho” You want to hype yourself up… Tell the people how big and mean you are?”
DK” No.”
Jericho” Well what do you want to tell them?”
DK” Nothing.”
Jericho” So why are you out here?”
DK” I’m lonely.”
Jericho” That’s it! Get out…”
DK” But I was wondering maybe we could go on a man date.”
Jericho” Absolutly not… Out of the question… I’m straight…And if I was gay… A sexy beast like myself could do a lot better than a hillbilly… Now get out of my ring before I Codebreaker you just like that ridiculous Shark thing that was out here before…”
DK” Think about it…”
Jericho” No.”
Scene: Fake Kinsella climbs out of the ring crying and walks up the ramp.
Jericho” Now that was just disturbing… As I have yet to find someone worthy of standing in this ring with me tonight… And I just prove once more… That I am the eWa saving grace… That there is no one that could entertain like I can… And you people should all be happy to get your daily dose of Vitamin C… Full dose I might add… Not half… Not a quarter… FULL DOSE… No matter how much people want to politic around the back… No matter how many cowards try to avoid me… I promise the eWa will never…. EEEEEEVER!… Be the same… A-Gain.”
(“King of My World” plays as Chris Jericho leaves the ring…)
Rhino:Chris Jericho doesn’t seem to be making any friends here in the EWA…
Mark:No he is not… But it is time for more EWA Action…
Matt Morgan vs John Cena
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing First… From Fairfield, Ct… Weighing in at 350 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Christy Hemme… MATT MORGAN!
(Matt Morgan’s theme plays as Matt Morgan enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From West Newbury, Mass…Weighing in at 240 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Maria… JOHN CENA!
(“The Time is Now” plays as John Cena enters the arena…)
Mark:John Cena gets right up in to the face of Matt Morgan and nails him with straight right hands…
Rhino:John Cena is really opening up on Matt Morgan with those right hands…
Mark:John Cena backs Matt Morgan up in to the ropes… Irish whip by John Cena sending Matt Morgan in to the ropes… Matt Morgan with a reversal sending John Cena in to the ropes… John Cena comes off the ropes… Flap Jack!
Rhino:Matt Morgan just drilled John Cena right in to the mat…
Mark:John Cena staggers up on to his feet and Matt Morgan runs him over with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is now putting the boots to John Cena…
Mark:John Cena is trying to use the ropes to get back up on to his feet and Matt Morgan continues to stomp away at him…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is backing John Cena in to the corner…
Mark:Matt Morgan whips John Cena in to the farside corner and charges right in and nails him with a big splash in the corner…
Rhino:John Cena is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Matt Morgan picks up John Cena and drives him in to the mat with a big Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Matt Morgan is in complete control of John Cena at the moment…
Mark:Christy Hemme is enjoying what she is seeing at the moment…
Rhino:Christy Hemme will be in action later on tonight against Lilith Evans…
Mark:Maria will be in action as well later on as she watches her man John Cena struggle as Matt Morgan goes for the cover 1…………………..2……………3……..No! John Cena gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:John Cena is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Matt Morgan nails him with right hands… Matt Morgan scoops up John Cena and gets him up on his shoulder…
Rhino:John Cena is in trouble…
Mark:Snake Eyes! No! John Cena slides off the shoulder of Matt Morgan…
Rhino:John Cena is fighting back in to this match up…
Mark:John Cena with straight right hands… John Cena now comes off the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block!
Rhino:That rocked Matt Morgan…
Mark:John Cena comes off the rope again… Big Flying Shoulder Block!
Rhino:That time he took big Matt Morgan off of his feet…
Mark:John Cena goes behind Matt Morgan… Spin Out Powerbomb!
Rhino:Matt Morgan is in trouble right now…
Mark:John Cena goes for the cover 1…………………….2……………..3………NO! Matt Morgan gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:John Cena now waits for Matt Morgan to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Matt Morgan staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:John Cena has him up… FU! NO! Matt Morgan escapes and shoves John Cena off in to the ropes… John Cena comes off the ropes… BIG BOOT!
Rhino:What a shot right there by Matt Morgan…
Mark:John Cena is now staggering up on to his feet… Matt Morgan hooks up John Cena… MOUNT MORGAN DROP!
Rhino:John Cena is out…
Mark:Matt Morgan hooks the leg of John Cena 1…………………2……………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MATT MORGAN!
Rhino:Matt Morgan picks up another win as he continues to get back on track and make a name for himself here in the EWA…
Mark:Still to come tonight Doug Kinsella returns to action to take on The Rated R Superstar Edge… But its back to the ring for more EWA Womens Division Action…
Ashley Massaro vs Maryse vs Tylene Buck vs Rhaka Khan
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Sacramento, Ca… Weighing in at 134 Pounds… TYLENE BUCK!
(Tylene’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Champaign, Illinois… Weighing in at 216 Pounds… RHAKA KHAN!
(“Grillz” plays as Rhaka Khan enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her oppponent… From Montreal, Quebec… Weighing in at 112 Pounds… MARYSE!
(Maryse’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Babylon, Ny… Weighing in at 112 Pounds… ASHLEY MASSARO!
(“Light A Fire” plays as Ashley Massaro enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Ashley Massaro and Maryse are going at it right now exchanging forearm shots…
Rhino:Rhaka Khan and Tylene Buck are face to face in the center of the ring…
Mark:These two women are staring each other down and are ready to go at it…
Rhino:Ashley Massaro just sent Maryse hard in to the corner…
Mark:Rhaka Khan just shoved Tylene Buck back in to the ropes…
Rhino:Tylene Buck didn’t like that at all…
Mark:Tylene Buck charges and takes down Rhaka Khan with a big running tackle…
Rhino:Look at Tylene Buck go…
Mark:Tylene Buck rams Rhaka Khans head in to the mat over and over again…
Rhino:Monkey Flip! By Ashley Massaro taking Maryse over…
Mark:Rhaka Khan is making her way back up on to her feet… Tylene Buck charges at Rhaka Khan… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Rhaka Khan just sent Tylene Buck over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Tylene is hurting on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Ashley Massaro is now waiting for Maryse to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:From behind Rhaka Khan nails Ashley Massaro with a clothesline…
Rhino:That was a hard shot right there by Rhaka Khan…
Mark:Maryse is staggering back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Rhaka Khan is waiting for her…
Mark:Maryse is up and Rhaka Khan lifts her up in to the air with a Press Slam and she gets dropped straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Rhaka Khan is showing off her power at the moment…
Mark:Rhaka Khan goes for the cover 1…………………….2………………Maryse kicks out…
Rhino:Tylene Buck is making her way back up on to her feet…
Mark:Baseball Slide! By Ashley Massaro as she nailed Tylene Buck as she was trying to get back in to the ring…
Rhino:Maryse is now struggling to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Rhaka Khan kicks Maryse in the midsection… Powerbomb! No! Maryse escapes…School Girl 1……………………2……………..3…….NO! Rhaka Khan kicks out…
Rhino:Maryse almost stole the victory right there…
Mark:Both women are back up… Rhaka Khan charges and lays out Maryse with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Tylene Buck just reversed an irish whip sending Ashley Massaro hard in to the steel guard rail…
Mark:Rhaka Khan covers Maryse 1………………..2………………..3……No! Tylene Buck comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Tylene Buck is now getting on top of Rhaka Khan…
Mark:Tylene Buck is driving her head in to the mat…
Rhino:Rhaka Khan is now staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Tylene Buck hooks her up… DDT!
Rhino:Rhaka Khan is in trouble right now…
Mark:Tylene Buck with the cover on Rhaka Khan 1………………………2…………………3……..NO!
Rhino:Maryse comes in and breaks it up…
Mark:Maryse now whips Tylene Buck off in to the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:Very nice dropkick right there by Maryse…
Mark:Maryse goes for the cover 1……………………….2……………….3……….NO! Ashley Massaro comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Maryse and Ashley are now battling it out…
Mark:Ashley Massaro with a kick to the midsection and now slams Maryse down to the canvas…
Rhino:Ashley Massaro is now up on to the mddile rope…
Mark:STARSTRUCK!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Ashley Massaro hooks the leg 1…………………….2……………….3………….NO! Rhaka Khan pulls Ashley Massaro out of the ring…
Rhino:Ashley and Rhaka Khan are battling on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Tylene Buck is back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Maryse is staggering back up…
Mark:Sitout Facebuster! Tylene Buck hooks the leg 1………………..2…………………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TYLENE BUCK!
Rhino:Tylene Buck with a huge win here tonight as she makes her EWA Debut in this four way showdown…
Mark:We are going to see a lot of things out of this womens division… And tonight has been the start of it as there is still more to come… But right now its back to the ring for more action…
The Saint vs Kamikaze
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 249 Pounds… THE SAINT!
(“Adrenaline” plays as The Saint enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 267 Pounds… KAMIKAZE!
(“Here Comes The Boom” plays as Kamikaze enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Both men lock up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are battling for position right now…
Mark:The Saint whips Kamikaze off in to the ropes and The Saint takes down Kamikaze with a clothesline…
Rhino:Someone just jumped the rail and hit the ring…
Mark:Its SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:What is he doing here?
Mark:The Saint turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:The Saint has been knocked out with that kick by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Kamikaze is getting back up on to his feet… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Kamikaze has been knocked out as well by The Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Shawn Michaels just made an impact here tonight and we didn’t even think he would be here tonight…
Rhino:Well he showed up and made it known that he was here…
Mark:The referee has thrown this match up out and we are now going to get set for the Three Way Bra and Panties Match…
Three Way Bra & Panties Match
Maria vs Candice Michelle vs Melina
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Three Way Bra & Panties Match and the only way to win is by stripping your opponent of their clothes… Introducting first…From Milwaukee, Wisconsin… Weighing in at 120 Pounds… CANDICE MICHELLE!
(“What Love Is” plays as Candice Michelle enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Opponent… From Ottawa, Illinois… Weighing in at 120 Pounds… MARIA!
(“With Legs Like That” plays as Maria enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 122 Pounds… MELINA!
(“Paparazzi” plays as Melina enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell has sounded and this three way match up is underway…
Rhino:Well as someone used to say… We are about to see some Puppies…
Mark:Dont you even start that…
Rhino:Sorry…
Mark:Candice Michelle goes right after Melina nailing her with forearm shots… Candice Michelle whips Melina off in to the ropes and she takes Melina over with a hip toss…
Rhino:Melina is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Candice goes in after Melina… From behind Maria pulls on the hair of Candice Michelle and takes her over with a snapmare… Maria comes off the ropes and scores with a dropkick right to Candice Michelle…
Rhino:Maria is going right for the top of Candice Michelle…
Mark:Melina is out of the corner and pulls on the hair of Maria and yanks her backwards down in to the canvas…
Rhino:Melina is stomping away at Maria at the moment…
Mark:Melina scoops up Maria and slams her straight down to the mat…
Rhino:Candice Michelle is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Candice Michelle charges at Melina and takes her over with a Headscissors…
Rhino:The Headscissors just sent Melina out of the ring…
Mark:Maria is getting back up on to her feet right nwo…
Rhino:Here comes Candice…
Mark:Candice Michelle charges and she takes down Maria with a flying clothesline…
Rhino:Candice Michelle now has her eyes locked in on Maria and she is going right for her pants….
Mark:Maria is trying to fight it but Candice pulls of the pants of Maria…
Rhino:Well now who ever takes off the top of Maria whether it is Candice or Melina will pick up the victory…
Mark:Melina is up on the top rope…
Rhino:Candice doesn’t see her…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! By Melina taking down Candice…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Melina…
Mark:Melina is going after that top of Candice Michelle…
Rhino:Candice is trying to fight it…
Mark:The top of Candice Michelle has now come off…
Rhino:So far the only one still fully clothed is Melina…
Mark:Maria is trying to get back up on to her feet… Melina goes behind Maria… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Maria is down on the mat right now…
Mark:It looks like the A-List Diva Melina is looking to end this match up right now…
Rhino:Melina is going after the top of Maria…
Mark:Maria is trying to fight it…
Rhino:Candice Michelle is back up…
Mark:Running Bulldog! By Candice Michelle taking down Melina…
Rhino:Melina was seconds away from stripping Maria of her top but it was not to be…
Mark:Candice Michelle is now ripping off the top of Melina…
Rhino:The top is now off…
Mark:Maria is still wearing her top… Candice and Melina still have their pants…
Rhino:Candice is now going for the pants of Melina…
Mark:Melina is trying to fight it… Melina kicks Candice Michelle right in the head knocking her out of the ring…
Rhino:Maria is back up on to her feet…
Mark:Running Bulldog! By Maria driving Melina in to the mat…
Rhino:Melina is trying to get back up in the corner…
Mark:Maria charges in… Bronco Buster! No! Melina gets her boot up and kicks her right in the midsection…
Rhino:Maria is hurting…
Mark:Melina grabs Maria by her legs…
Rhino:Here comes the pants….
Mark:Melina pulls the pants of Maria Off and this match up is over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MELINA!
Rhino:Melina picks up the victory here tonight by stripping Maria of her clothes…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see if Lone Jobber can once again repeat and make it three in a row when it comes to the Extreme Bowl… But right now its back to the ring for more action…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Tag Team Championship
The Edge Heads vs Nasty Bois
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… Team Number One…Weighing in at a combined weight of 415 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Miss Bree… The Team of Adrian Casear and Adam Roucka… The NASTY BOIS!
(“Its Rainning Men” plays as The Nasty Bois enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… From Long Island, Ny… Weighing in at 435 Pounds…. Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins… THE EDGEHEADS!
(“In the Middle of It Now” plays as The Edgeheads enter the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… It will be Curt Hawkins and Adrian Ceasar starting things out here in this contest… Curt Hawkins scores with a couple of straight right hands…
Rhino:Adrian Caesar is coming back with a couple of right hands of his own…
Mark:Adrian Caesar with a kick to the midsection of Curt Hawkins and now scoops him up and slams down to the canvas…
Rhino:Adrian Cassar is putting the boots to Curt Hawkins as he drags him to the corner…
Mark:Adrian Caesar tags in Adam Roucka… The Nasty Bois whip Curt Hawkins off in to the ropes…Double Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice double dropkick right there…
Mark:Adam Roucka goes for the cover on Curt Hawkins 1…………………..2…………….Kickout by Curt Hawkins…
Rhino:Adam Roucka is now waiting for Curt Hawkins to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Adam Roucka scoops up Curt Hawkins and slams him down to the canvas… Adam Roucka now comes off the ropes and goes to drop an elbow but Curt Hawkins moves out of the way…
Rhino:Adam Roucka got nothing but canvas right there…
Mark:Curt Hawkins tags in Zack Ryder…
Rhino:Adam Roucka is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Zack Ryder with straight right hands to Adam Roucka and now hooks up Adam Roucka and takes him over with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Zack Ryder just made a quick tag to Curt Hawkins…
Mark:Hawkins and Ryder hook up Adam Roucka… Double Suplex… No! Adam Roucka lands on his feet…
Rhino:Hawkins and Ryder just charged at Roucka for a double clothesline…
Mark:Roucka ducks the clothesline and makes the tag to Adrian Caesar…
Rhino:Adrian Caesar is now charging at the Edge Heads…
Mark:Double Clothesline! By Adrian Caesar takes down the Edge Heads…
Rhino:Hawkins is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Adrian Caesar whips him off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Curt Hawkins is in trouble right now…
Mark:Adrian Caesar with a cover 1………………………2…………….3……No! Hawkins kicks out…
Rhino:Curt Hawkins is staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Adrian Caesar charges… Big Splash! Missed!
Rhino:Curt Hawkins moved out of the way…
Mark:Adrian Caesar hit his head on the turnbuckle and is now dazed on his feet…
Rhino:Hawkins just tagged in Ryder…
Mark:Hawkins and Ryder now trip of Caesar… Double Wishbone! By The Edge Heads…
Rhino:Adrian Caesar is holding on to his leg right now…
Mark:Zack Ryder is now dragging Adrian Caesar by the leg to the corner and he rams the right leg of Adrian Caesar in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:Adrian Caesar is in pain right now…
Mark:Zack Ryder is now dragging Adrian Caesar in to the center of the ring… Boston Crab!
Rhino:Adrian Caesar is screaming in pain as he tries to get to the ropes…
Mark:Adam Roucka is trying to will his partner to the ropes…
Rhino:Adrian Caesar is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Mark:Adrian Caesar is getting close to the ropes… Zack Ryder pulls Adrian Caesar back in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:Adam Roucka is trying to get the fans to will his partner back to the ropes one more time…
Mark:How much does Adrian Caesar have left in him…
Rhino:Hawkins just pulled Roucka off the apron…
Mark:Adam Roucka didn’t see him at all…
Rhino:Adrian Caesar seems to be in a tremendous amount of pain right now…
Mark:Adrian Caesar Taps Out!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners THE EDGEHEADS!
Rhino:Hawkins and Ryder are now the Number One Contenders for the EWA Tag Team Championship…
Mark:They will meet the Team of Purgatory & Lone Jobber for the gold very soon…
Rhino:Adrian Caesar cant even stand right now…
Mark:It looks like his knee has been injured…
Rhino:It doesn’t look good…
Mark:The EWA Medical Staff is helping Adrian Caesar out of the ring as we get set for our next contest…
Christy Hemme vs Lilith Evans
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall.. Introducing first… From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 116 Pounds… CHRISTY HEMME!
(“Society Box” plays as Christy Hemme enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Unbreakable” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell has sounded and this match up is underway… Lilith Evans and Christy Hemme lock up in the center of the ring… Lilith Evans with a couple of shots knocking Christy Hemme backwards…
Rhino:Christy Hemme goes right back after Lilith Evans…
Mark:Christy Hemme rakes the eyes of Lilith Evans and now whips her off in to the ropes… Lilith Evans comes off the ropes and Christy Hemme nails her with a back elbow knocking her down to the canvas…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is slowly getting back up after that shot…
Mark:Christy Hemme now kicks Lilith Evans in the midsection and now scoops her up and slams her straight down to the mat… Christy Hemme now lines up Lilith Evans and connects with a Split Legged Leg Drop!
Rhino:Nice move right there by the spitfire Christy Hemme…
Mark:Christy Hemme covers Lilith Evans 1…………………..2…………………Lilith Evans gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Christy Hemme runs in at Lilith Evans… Lilith Evans gets her boot up right in the face of Christy Hemme…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is spinning around right now…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks up Christy Hemme now and connects with a backbreaker… Lilith Evans goes right for the cover on Christy Hemme 1…………..2…………. Kickout by Christy Hemme…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is holding on to her back as she gets back up on to her feet right now…
Mark:Lilith Evans whips Christy Hemme off in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirld Slam! Driving Christy Hemme right in to the mat…
Rhino:Lilith Evans continues to go right to back of Christy Hemme…
Mark:Lilith Evans goes for another cover 1………………….2…………..3…….No! Christy Hemme kicks out…
Rhino:Lilith Evans goes right back to work on the back of Christy Hemme…
Mark:Lilith Evans now hooks up Christy Hemme… Camel Clutch!
Rhino:Lilith Evans is putting all of her weight on the back of Christy Hemme…
Mark:Christy Hemme is trying to fight her way to the ropes…
Rhino:You can see that she is in some pain at the moment…
Mark:Christy Hemme is reaching out for the ropes and is able to get her leg on the bottom rope…
Rhino:The damage has been done to the back of Christy Hemme…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now waiting for Christy Hemme to get back up on to her feet… Lilith Evans scoops up and slams Christy Hemme straight down to the mat…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is going to the ring apron now…
Mark:I believe Lilith Evans has Christy Hemme right where she wants her…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is taking a chance right here…
Mark:Springboard 450! NO! Christy Hemme moved out of the way…
Rhino:Lilith Evans just crashed and burned in to the mat right there and she is bad way after that landing…
Mark:Christy Hemme is now getting back up on to her feet right now…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is staggering up on to her feet as well…
Mark:Christy Hemme kicks Lilith Evans right in the midsection and now spins her around… Reverse DDT! Dropping her in to the mat… Christy Hemme goes for the cover on Lilith Evans 1……………….2……………..3……..NO! Lilith Evans gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close all right now…
Mark:Christy Hemme hooks up Lilith Evans… Twist of Fate! No! Lilith Evans counters… TORTURED!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks the leg…
Rhino:What is Crystal Taylor doing out here?
Mark:She is distracting the referee…
Rhino:What the hell…
Mark:That’s Shaniqua! Lilith Evans turns around and gets laid out with a big time clothesline from Shaniqua!
Rhino:What a shot that was…
Mark:Christy Hemme is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Lilith Evans isnt moving…
Mark:Christy Hemme is up on the top rope… FFG! Christy Hemme with the cover on a knocked out Lilith Evans 1……………………2…………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRISTY HEMME!
Rhino:Christy Hemme gets the duke here tonight…
Mark:Crystal Taylor is now standing over Lilith Evans with Shaniqua standing right behind her…
Rhino:It looks like Crystal Taylor has found some muscle to back her up…
Mark:Lilith Evans will be looking for revenge… That’s for sure…But its time to get back in to the ring for more One on One Action…
Michael W. Kruel vs Atlas DaBone
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Roucka…MICHAEL W. KRUEL!
(Michael Kruel’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Phoenix, Arizona…Weighing in at 280 Pounds… ATLAS DABONE!
(Dabone’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell has now sounded and this match up is underway… Atlas Dabone with straight right hands to Michael Kruel as he hammers him back in to the ropes… Atlas Dabone whips Michael Kruel in to the farside ropes and takes him over with a hiptoss…
Rhino:Michael Kruel bounces right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Atlas Dabone now hooks him up and drops him with a Samoan Drop!
Rhino:Nice move by Atlas Dabone driving Michael Kruel in to the mat…
Mark:Atlas Dabone goes for the cover on Michael W. Kruel 1…………………2………………Michael Kruel kicks out…
Rhino:Michael Kruel is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Atlas Dabone scoops him up on his shoulder… Michael Kruel slides out…Belly to Back Suplex! By Michael Kruel…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone was dropped on the back of his head right there…
Mark:Michael Kruel goes for the quick cover 1……………….2…………… Atlas Dabone kicks out…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone is now the one who is getting up slowly…
Mark:Michael Kruel now kicks him in the midsection… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge 1……………..2……………Atlas Dabone kicks out…
Rhino:Nice Bridge on that suplex by Michael Kruel… He seems to have been trained well with a bridge like that…
Mark:Atlas Dabone is back up on to his feet in the corner… Michael Kruel charges… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:Atlas Dabone went half way across the ring on that Monkey Flip…
Mark:Michael Kruel goes for the cover 1……………..2……… Atlas Dabone kicks out again…
Rhino:Michael Kruel is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Atlas Dabone is staggering up on to his feet… Missle Dropkick!
Rhino:Michael Kruel caught him good with that dropkick…
Mark:Michael Kruel with a cover on Atlas Dabone 1…………………….2…………….3……. NO! Atlas Dabone gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Michael Kruel is now waiting for Atlas Dabone to get back up on to his feet…Atlas Dabone is back up… Michael Kruel kicks him in the midsection…
Rhino:Roucka watches on as Michael Kruel is looking to end things right here…
Mark:KRUEL BOMB! NO! Countered by Atlas Dabone…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone countered out with a back body drop…
Mark:Michael Kruel is now staggering back up on to his feet… Atlas Dabone with right hands… Big right hand by Atlas Dabone knocking down Michael Kruel…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone is dancing around as he is starting to get back in to a little bit of a groove…
Mark:Atlas Dabone goes behind Michael Kruel… German Suplex! Atlas Dabone goes for the cover 1………………..2………………3………NO! Michael W. Kruel gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Michael Kruel is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet… Atlas Dabone whips Michael Kruel off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Atlas Dabone could have him right here…
Mark:Atlas Dabone hooks the leg 1…………………..2………………3…… ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Michael Kruel got his shoulder up at the very last second…
Mark:Atlas Dabone continues to dance around as he waits for Michael Kruel to get back up on to his feet….
Rhino:Michael Kruel is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Spinning Slam… Atlas Dabone comes off the ropes… BONEYARD BOOGIE! NO! Michael Kruel rolls out of the way…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone got nothing but canvas right there…
Mark:Atlas Dabone spins around… Michael W. Kruel hooks him up… KRUEL INTENTIONS! Michael Kruel goes for the cover 1…………………2………….3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MICHAEL W. KRUEL!
Rhino:Michael W. Kruel with a debut here tonight on world wide Pay Per View at the Extreme Bowl and gets the victory…
Mark:Atlas Dabone missed his finishing move which allowed Michael Kruel to capitalize and pick up the victory… We go from two men who just made their EWA debut to two former EWA World Champions in action…
Big Daddy Ace vs Raven
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Bowery… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… RAVEN!
(“Scream” plays as Raven enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:Raven jumps Big Daddy Ace as he tries to enter the ring…
Rhino:Raven caught Big Daddy Ace with a big running knee that knocked him back to the outside…
Mark:Raven goes out after Big Daddy Ace and rams him head first in to the steel guard rail… Raven still isnt done as he rams him head first in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Raven is really going right after the Big Time Playa…
Mark:Raven now with an irish whip… Big Daddy Ace with a reversal and it sends Raven right in to the Steel Ring Post…
Rhino:Raven is spinning around…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Raven… Vertical Suplex by Big Daddy Ace driving Raven in to the ground…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is putting the boots to Raven on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now has Raven hooked by the legs… Slingshot! By Big Daddy Ace sending Raven right in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just rolled Raven in to the ring…
Mark:Raven is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace scoops up Raven… Running Powerslam! Big Daddy Ace with the cover on Raven 1…………………2……………. Raven gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Raven is staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes after him… Raven rakes the eyes of Big Daddy Ace and now grabs Big Daddy Ace by the head and rams him shoulder first in to the ring post…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering around after that shot…
Mark:Raven hooks up Big Daddy Ace… Russian Leg Sweep… Raven goes for the cover 1………………….2………….. Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Rhino:Raven is now dragging Big Daddy Ace to the corner…
Mark:Raven is sticking his boot right in to the neck of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Raven is really trying to choke out Big Daddy Ace right there…
Mark:Raven is now pulling Big Daddy Ace out of the corner… Raven with a kick to the midsection… Piledriver!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was driven head first in to the mat…
Mark:Raven goes for the cover 1……………………2………………3………No! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Raven backs Big Daddy Ace up in to the corner with right hands… Raven has Big Daddy Ace up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Raven has him hooked up…
Mark:Superplex!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble…
Mark:Raven with the cover 1…………………2…………………3………. NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Raven is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Raven is looking to go for the kill right here…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up on to his feet… EVENFLOW! NO! Big Daddy Ace grabbed on to the top rope…
Rhino:Raven’s head just bounced off the mat…
Mark:Raven is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now lining him up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got all of that spear…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1………………………2…………………3………….NO! Raven gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace thought he had him right…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now hooking up Raven… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Raven lands on his feet…
Rhino:Raven is fighting back with right hands…
Mark:Raven with a kick to the midsection… EVEN FLOW! NO! Ace counters out and spins Raven around… ACE CRUSHER! Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1…………………..2………………..3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:The Big Time Playa gets back on the winning track after losing his last couple of matches in the EWA…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is looking to get back in to the title picture… And still to come Justin Credible challenges Triple H for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…But now its time for some Extreme Rules…
Extreme Rules
Mike Smith vs Christian Taylor
Pa Announcer:This next contest is Extreme Rules and is set for One Fall… Introducing first… From Houston, Texas… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… MIKE SMITH!
(“Becoming The Bull” plays as Mike Smith enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Orlando, Fl… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… CHRISTIAN TAYLOR!
(“Prayer” plays as Christian Taylor enters the arena…)
Mark:Christian Taylor and Mike Smith are going right after one another with straight right hands…
Rhino:They are really trading shots back and forth right now…
Mark:Mike Smith now ducks the right hand of Christian Taylor and now kicks him right in the midsection.. Mike Smith hooks up Christian Taylor… Gutbuster!
Rhino:That can knock the wind right out of someone…
Mark:Christian Taylor is spinning around… Running Clothesline by Mike Smith taking down Christian Taylor…
Rhino:Mike Smith is rolling right to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Mike Smith is looking underneath the ring for some sort of weapon…
Rhino:Looks like he has a trash can Mark…
Mark:Christian Taylor is getting back up on to his feet… Mike Smith charges and nails Christian Taylor right in the head with the Trash Can… Mike Smith goes for the cover 1………………..2………….. Christian Taylor kicks out…
Rhino:Mike Smith is now waiting for Christian Taylor to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mike Smith lays down the trash can… Mike Smith scoops up Christian Taylor… Running Powerslam! No! Christian Taylor escapes and now Christian Taylor hooks up Mike Smith… Belly to Back Suplex! Driving Mike Smith right on to the trash can…
Rhino:Mike Smith wanted to drop Christian Taylor on to the trash can but Christian Taylor was able to escape and drive Mike Smith on to it…
Mark:Mike Smith is staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…Christian Taylor charges… Running Splash!
Rhino:Mike Smith is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog! By Christian Taylor… Christian Taylor with a cover 1…………………2………….. Mike Smith kicks out…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is now going to the outside of the ring and is looking for a weapon…
Mark:Christian Taylor has a cooking sheet and is bringing it in to the ring…
Rhino:Mike Smith is pulling himself back up…
Mark:Christian Taylor nails Mike Smith right in the head with the cooking sheet…
Rhino:Christian Taylor goes right back to the outside and is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:Mike Smith staggers up… Christian Taylor swings a steel chair… Mike Smith ducks the chair… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Christian Taylor is dazed on his feet after that Jawbreaker…
Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker! By Mike Smith… Mike Smith goes for a quick cover 1……………..2…………. Christian Taylor kicks out…
Rhino:Mike Smith just picked up the steel chair…
Mark:Christian Taylor gets back up on to his feet… Mike Smith swings at his former partner… Christian Taylor ducks and now dropkicks the chair right back in to the face of Mike Smith…
Rhino:That backfired on Mike Smith right there…
Mark:Christian Taylor now picks back up the steel chair…
Rhino:Mike Smith is pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Christian Taylor swings and connects as he lays out his former tag team partner with the steel chair…
Rhino:Mike Smith has been busted open from that steel chair shot…
Mark:Christian Taylor is going back to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:Mike Smith is staggering up on to his feet… LAST CLEANSING!
Rhino:Christian Taylor just knocked out Mike Smith with that shot…
Mark:Christian Taylor isnt done though…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is setting Mike Smith up on the top rope…
Mark:POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE FROM THE TOP ROPE!
Rhino:Mike Smith has been laid out by Christian Taylor…
Mark:The Blood flows from his head as he is knocked on in the ring as Christian Taylor goes for the cover 1…………………..2……………….3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRISTIAN TAYLOR!
Rhino:Chrisian Taylor with an impressive victory over his former tag team partner Mike Smith…
Mark:I believe Christian Taylor has won the battle and the war against his former partner…Its now time to get real personal when Edge takes on the returning Doug Kinsella…
Falls Count Anywhere Match
Edge vs Doug Kinsella
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… EDGE!
(“Metalingus” plays as Edge enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where is Doug Kinsella?
Mark:I guess he couldn’t get to the arena in time for the show…
Rhino:You can see the reaction on Edge’s face like it is a sign of relief that Doug Kinsella didn’t show up here tonight…
Mark:Edge is telling the referee to award the match to him since Doug Kinsella isnt here…
Rhino:I guess that’s the right thing to do…
Mark:Edge has his hands high in the air celebrating…
Rhino:Someone just jumped the rail…
Mark:Its Doug Kinsella!
Rhino:Edge doesn’t see him…
Mark:Doug Kinsella has a steel chair and he slides in to the ring…
Rhino:Edge thinks the fans are cheering for him…
Mark:From behind Doug Kinsella nails Edge in the back with the steel chair…
Rhino:Edge wasn’t expecing that shot…
Mark:Edge is rolling to the outside of the ring… Doug Kinsella launches himself right over the top rope and he lands right on to the Rated R Superstar…
Rhino:Look at Doug Kinsella hammer in the right hands on Edge on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Edge is trying to cover up and get away from Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Edge is trying to crawl up the entrance ramp right now…
Mark:Edge is staggering back up… Doug Kinsella charges at Edge… Edge ducks and he back drops Doug Kinsella on the entrance ramp…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella was coming full stream ahead and Edge was able to duck and drove Doug Kinsella in to the steel…
Mark:Edge is now putting the boots to Doug Kinsella… Edge scoops up Doug Kinsella and now slams him right back down on to the steel…
Rhino:The Rated R Superstar is slowing down the pace of this match up…
Mark:Edge is now dragging Doug Kinsella up the ramp… Edge scoops up Doug Kinsella and throws him in to the Extreme Bowl set…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella went head first and is now trying to check his head to see if he is bleeding…
Mark:Doug Kinsella isnt bleeding but isnt looking so good right now…
Rhino:Edge just went behind the curtain and is walking back out with a steel chair…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is staggering back up on to his feet… Edge swings the steel chair… Doug Kinsella ducks and Edge gets noting but set…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella saw that chair shot coming…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now grabs the chair from Edge… Edge turns around as Steel Meets Skull as Doug Kinsella lays out Edge with the steel chair… Doug Kinsella covers Edge after that shot 1……………2……………..3….No! Edge gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now waiting for Edge to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Edge spins around… Impact Drop! Driving Edge face first in to the steel…
Rhino:The Rated R Superstar is in trouble right now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Edge 1……………………….2………………3…….No! Edge gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Right now Edge is hurting as he tries to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up Edge… THE FINAL ENCOUNTER! NO! Edge blocks and counters out…Edge goes behind Doug Kinsella… Edge O Matic!
Rhino:Nice move there by Edge…
Mark:Edge covers Doug Kinsella 1………………….2…………..3…..No! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Edge is trying to shake off the attack from Doug Kinsella as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now back up on to his feet…Edge with a kick to the midsection…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:Edge has him hooked up… PILEDRIVER! NO! Doug Kinsella with a back body drop to counter out of the Piledriver…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella was very lucky right there…
Mark:Edge is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is back up as well…
MarK:Edge goes for a right hand… Doug Kinsella blocks and hammers Edge with a straight right hand…
Rhino:Edge goes for another right hand…
Mark:Another block by Kinsella and now Doug Kinsella with three straight right hands to the Rated R Superstar as the last one knocked him down…
Rhino:Edge is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Edge spins around… Spinebuster! By Doug Kinsella driving him in to the steel…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella could have him right here and now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with the cover on Edge 1……………………..2…………3……NO! Edge gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now waiting for Edge to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:You know this is personal for Doug Kinsella… With everything that Edge has mastermind over the last few months which is why we havent seen Doug Kinsella around…
Rhino:Edge is staggering up on to his feet near the edge of the stage…
Mark:Doug Kinsella charges… SPEAR! NO! Edge with a leap frog of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is close to the Edge…
Mark:Edge kicks Doug Kinsella in the midsection… EDGECUTION! NO! Doug Kinsella counters and spins Edge around…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has him hooked up…
Mark:THE FINAL ENCOUNTER! NO! Edge escapes again…
Rhino:Edge is fighting his way out of it twice in this match up…
Mark:Edge with an uppercut to Doug Kinsella and it has him dazed…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering…
Mark:Edge with a kick to the midsection… EDGECUTION! NO! Doug Kinsella blocks… LOW BLOW!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella was desperate which is why he went for the low blow…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now hooking up Edge near the stage… POWERBOMB! NO! BACK BODY DROP OFF THE STAGE!
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Mark:Doug Kinsella just went flying off the stage through a table at the bottom of the stage…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella isnt moving…
Mark:Edge is climbing down the stage to cover Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella was looking to put away Edge with a powerbomb but it was countered and he has been knocked out…
Mark:Edge now lays on top of Doug Kinsella 1……………………2………….3…. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner EDGE!
Rhino:Edge wins this battle here tonight against Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is still going to be looking for revenge against The Rated R Superstar…
Rhino:This situation is far from over… But you cant help but think that Doug Kinsella had a lot on his mind going in to this match up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella will live to fight another day as he gets helped out of the arena…But it is now time for our first title match of the evening…
EWA Womens Championship Elimination Match
Alexis Laree(c) vs Beth Phoenix vs Victoria
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Three Way Elimination Match and is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First… From Elmira, New York… Weighing in at 150 Pounds… BETH PHOENIX!
(“Glamazon” plays as Beth Phoenix enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From San Bernardino, Ca… Weighing in at 133 Pounds… VICTORIA!
(“Aint the Lady to Mess With” Plays as Victoria enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Richmond, Virigina… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Downfall” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell has now sounded… Alexis Laree gets right up in the face of Beth Phoenix…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion will not back down from a fight…
Mark:Alexis Laree shoves Beth Phoenix… Beth Phoenix shoves Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree shoves Beth Phoenix one more time…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:From the blind side of Alexis Laree… Victoria nails Alexis Laree with a kick right to the midsection… Victoria nails Alexis Laree with a couple of right hands backing her up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Victoria is laying in to the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Victoria whips Alexis Laree in to the ropes… Alexis Laree comes off the ropes… Tilt a Whirl by Victoria countered in to a Headscissors take over by the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree with forearm shots to Victoria back in to the ropes… Alexis Laree chagres at Victoria… Victoria ducks and back drops Alexis Laree over the top rope…
Rhino:Alexis Laree lands on the apron…
Mark:Beth Phoenix charges and knocks Alexis Laree off the apron…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion hit the guardrail hard on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Beth Phoenix and Victoria are trading shots back and forth now…
Rhino:These two women are really going back and forth…
Mark:Beth Phoenix ducks a big right from Victoria… Beth Phoenix with a kick to the midsection of Victoria… Gutwrench Suplex! By The Glamazon…
Rhino:Nice suplex by Beth Phoenix…
Mark:Beth Phoenix now goes for the cover on Victoria 1…………………..2……………… Victoria gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Victoria is now struggling to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Beth Phoenix kicks Victoria in the midsection… Powerbomb! No! Victoria counters and knees Beth Phoenix in the face… Sunset Flip! By Victoria 1………………….2…………….. Beth Phoenix kicks out…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is getting right back up…
Mark:Beth Phoenix charges at Vicoria… Victoria ducks the clothesline from Beth Phoenix… Savate Kick! By Victoria…
Rhino:That rocked the Glamazon…
Mark:Victoria now scoops up and slams Beth Phoenix down to the canvas…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is starting to move on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Standing Moonsault! Connects by Victoria…
Rhino:Very nice move right there by Victoria…
Mark:Victoria covers Beth Phoenix 1………………………2………………….3…….No! Beth Phoenix gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Beth Phoenix is now staggering back up on to her feet… Victoria kicks her in the midsection… DDT!
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is in trouble…
Mark:Victoria goes for the cover 1…………………….2………………..3…… NO! Beth Phoenix gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Another close near fall by Victoria…
Mark:Alexis Laree is back in the ring… Victoria turns around… Lou Thez Press! By Alexis Laree…
Rhino:She is hammering Victoria with shots…
Mark:Victoria is now staggering back up on to her feet… Alexis Laree lines her up… CHICK KICK! NO! Victoria ducks… Victoria kicks Alexis Laree in the midsection…
Rhino:Victoria has her up…
Mark:WIDOWS PEEK! NO! Alexis Laree escapes and spins Victoria around… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:Alexis Laree just planted her in to the mat…
Mark:Alexis Laree with the cover 1………………..2……………3……. SHE GOT HER!
Pa Announcer:Victoria Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Now all Alexis Laree has to do is take down The Glamazon to retain her EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:Beth Phoenix is back up on her feet… Alexis Laree charges… Lou Thez Press with right hands…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion Alexis Laree is taking it to the challenger Beth Phoenix at the moment…
Mark:Beth Phoenix is getting back up on to her feet… Alexis Laree charges from behind… Running Bulldog! Alexis Laree with the cover 1…………………..2……………3…No! Beth Phoenix kicks out…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks her up… Northern Lights Suplex! Cover 1…………………..2……………..3….NO! Beth Phoenix kicks out again…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is staggering back up on to her feet as Alexis Laree is waiting…
Mark:Beth Phoenix spins around… CHICK KICK! NO! Ducked by Beth Phoenix… Beth Phoenix lifts up Alexis Laree… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:Beth Phoenix just dropped all of her weight right down on to the EWA Womens Champion Alexis Laree…
Mark:Beth Phoenix with the cover on Alexis Laree 1……………………..2……………….3……..No! Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Beth Phoenix now kicks her right in the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion has been laid out by Beth Phoenix…
Mark:Beth Phoenix covers Alexis Laree 1……………………..2……………….3………NO!
Rhino:Alexis Laree found a way to kick out…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now staggering up on to her feet… Beth Phoenix gets her up on her shoulders… Death Valley Driver!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Beth Phoenix hooks the leg 1…………………..2……………….3……….. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:How in the world did Alexis Laree kick out of that…
Mark:Beth Phoenix is getting upset and is letting the referee know her frustrations…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is pulling herself up on to her feet by the ropes…
Mark:Beth Phoenix hooks up Alexis Laree… FISHERMANS BUSTER! NO! Alexis Laree blocks and is now firing back with shots at Beth Phoenix…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is knocking the Glamazon back in to the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks her up…Top Rope Spiral Headscissors!
Rhino:That got the Glamazon off of her feet…
Mark:Beth Phoenix is staggering up on to her feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is lining up the Glamazon…
Mark:CHICK KICK!
Rhino:That could be the knock out shot right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree with the cover on Beth Phoenix 1…………………………2………………3………….NO! Beth Phoenix gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Alexis Laree thought she had her right there…
Mark:Beth Phoenix is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon just down to the ringside area…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon just slid the EWA Womens Championship Title Belt in to the ring…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is up on the apron…
Mark:Alexis Laree has Beth Phoenix hooked up…
Rhino:Alexis now sees Stephanie McMahon distracting the referee…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges at Stephanie McMahon and knocks her right off the apron…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is back up and has the title belt…
Mark:Belt Shot! By Beth Phoenix…
Rhino:The Referee didn’t see it…
Mark:Beth Phoenix covers Alexis Laree 1…………………………..2………………….3……… NO! Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:How did she do that?
Mark:Alexis Laree is staggering back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix has her setup…
Mark:FISHERMANS BUSTER!
Rhino:That’s Gotta Be It…
Mark:Beth Phoenix hooks the leg 1…………………………2…………………3…….. SHE GOT HER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Womens Champion BETH PHOENIX!
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Dangerous D(c) vs Sonny Siaki
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… The Challenger… From Pago Pago, American Samoa… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… SONNY SIAKI!
(“Cocky” plays as Sonny Siaki enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… The Defending EWA Total Impact Champin… DANGEROUS D!
(“Many Men” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Mark:Sonny Siaki is filling in for The Rock who has other commitments this week…
Rhino:It really shows where he puts his priorities…
Mark:Sonny Siaki and Dangerous D are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Dangerous D is telling Sonny Siaki to bring it on…
Mark:Sonny Siaki charges at Dangerous D… Dangerous D ducks the clothesline from Sonny Siaki and is now opening up on Dangerous D with straight right hands…
Rhino:Dangerous D is really opening up on Sonny Siaki…
Mark:Dangerous D whips Sonny Siaki off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D now scoops up Sonny Siaki and has him up on his shoulder… Dangerous D rams Sonny Siaki right in to the turnbuckle…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki has been tied up in the tree of woe…
Mark:Dangerous D quickly rolls to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Dangerous D has a steel chair and is laying it by the face of Sonny Siaki…
Mark:Dangerous D charges… Running Dropkick kicking the steel chair in to the face of Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:Nice move right there driving the steel chair right in to the face of Sonny Siaki…
Mark:There was no way for Sonny Siaki to protect himself from that chair shot…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is stumbling out of the corner…
Mark:Dangerous D hooks him up and drives him in to the canvas with a Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is really coming out of the blocks firing right now…
Mark:Dangerous D is now going back to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Dangerous D is looking underneath the ring for a weapon and he has found a baseball bat…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dangerous D is lining him up…
Mark:Sonny Siaki turns around… Dangerous D swings the baseball bat… Sonny Siaki ducks the bat shot…Sonny Siaki kicks Dangerous D in the midsection and nails him with a hard uppercut knocking Dangerous D off of his feet…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is now stomping at the midsection of Dangerous D…
Mark:Sonny Siaki grabs the baseball bat and now drives it right in to the ribs of the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Dangerous D is holding on to his midsection right now…
Mark:Sonny Siaki has the bat and drives it in to the ribs one more time…
Rhino:Dangerous D continues to be in pain as you can see him struggling to breathe…
Mark:Dangerous D is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is hooking up Dangerous D and looking to do some more damage…
Mark:Sonny Siaki hooks up Dangerous D… Siaki Drop!
Rhino:More damage being done to the ribs of the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Dangerous D is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki has something in mind…
Mark:Sonny Siaki hooks up Dangerous D… BEARHUG!
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is squeezing the life out of the EWA Total Impact Champion right now…
Mark:Dangerous D is struggling to survive with all the damage that has been done to his ribs…
Rhino:I think it is only a matter of time before we are looking at a new EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:The referee lifts the arm up of Dangerous D and it drops…
Rhino:Two more times and this match up is over…
Mark:The referee lifts up the arm again of Dangerous D and the arm drops for a second time…
Rhino:It looks like Sonny Siaki is going to be walking out of the Extreme Bowl as the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:The arm of Dangerous D goes up… And it stays up…
Rhino:The fans are getting behind Dangerous D and they are willing him back in to this match up…
Mark:Dangerous D breaks the grip of Sonny Siaki and now nails him with a jawbreaker…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is staggering around the ring…
Mark:Dangerous D hooks up Sonny Siaki… Atomic Drop! Dangerous D follows it up with a big clothesline knocking down Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is getting up slowly right now….
Mark:Dangerous D finds the steel chair and slides it close to him… Dangerous D hooks up Sonny Siaki… Dangerous DDT! Right down on to the steel chair…
Rhino:The referee is checking on Sonny Siaki at the moment and says that he can continue…
Mark:Dangerous D is trying to figure out his next move to put away the challenger…
Rhino:Dangerous D continues to hold on to his ribs right now as he heads back to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Dangerous D is bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is getting back up right now and isnt in good shape at the moment…
Mark:Dangerous D with right hands and is now laying Sonny Siaki out on the table…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Dangerous D is on the top rope…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Sonny Siak is now fighting wih Dangerous D and now has Dangerous D up on his shoulder…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is in trouble…
Mark:Sonny Siaki slams Dangerous D down to the mat…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is now pulling Dangerous D back up on to his feet…
Mark:Sonny Siaki hooks up Dangerous D… SIAKALYPSE NOW! NO! Dangerous D counters out and trips up Sonny Siaki… D-LOCK!
Rhino:Dangerous D has the D-Lock Locked in on Sonny Siaki…
Mark:There is no place for Sonny Siaki to go…
Rhino:No one has been able to escape the D-Lock thus far…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is struggling to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Will Sonny Siaki Tap Out?
Mark:Sonny Siaki TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion DANGEROUS D!
Rhino:Dangerous D survives tonight with the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:The Rock isnt going to be too happy that Sonny Siaki didn’t leave with the gold… But Can Justin Credible? Lets find out right now as we send it to the ring for the first half of our Double Main Event…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Barbed Wire Death Match
Triple H(c) vs Justin Credible
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Barbed Wire Death Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Ozone Park, New York… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” plays as Justin Credible enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Reigning and Defending EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:The ropes have been turned to barbed wire and there are many different barbed wire weapons around ringside…
Rhino:Things are really going to get taken to the Extreme right here and now Mark…
Mark:They sure will… Triple H and Justin Credible are jaw jacking in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are both known for their trash talking…
Mark:Justin Credible slaps The Game right across the face…
Rhino:Triple H is just laughing it off…
Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand… Justin Credible blocks… Justin Credible nails the EWA World Heavyweight Champion with straight right hands…
Rhino:Justin Credible is really laying the right hands…
Mark:Triple H is now firing back with right hands of his own… Triple H with a kick to the midsection and now nails Justin Credible with a big right hand knocking him off of his feet…
Rhino:Justin Credible is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H with a couple of knife edge chops right across of the challenger as he backs Justin Credible up in to the corner… The Game with shots right to Justin Credible in the corner…
Rhino:The Game is opening up on the Impact Player…
Mark:Triple H with a hard irish whip sending Justin Credible in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Justin Credible is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Triple H charges and scores with a running high knee on Justin Credible…
Rhino:The Game took his head off with that shot…
Mark:Triple H carefully rolls to the outside of the ring and is bringing a Barbed Wire 2×4 in to the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is now waiting for Justin Credible to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Game drives the Barbed Wire 2×4 in to the midsection of Justin Credible… And one more shot right across the face of Justin Credible…
Rhino:It looks like Justin Credible has been busted open a little bit…
Mark:Triple H now takes the Barbed Wire 2×4 and starts scraping the face of Justin Credible with the Barbed Wire..
Rhino:The Game is really busting Justin Credible wide open…
Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion Triple H now mounts the challenger and starts hammering him with straight right hands…
Rhino:The Game is really hammering away at the open cut on the head of Justin Credible…
Mark:Triple H now covers Justin Credible 1……………….2…………. Justin Credible kicks out…
Rhino:Justin Credible is trying to find a way to get back up on to his feet right now…
Mark:Triple H with a couple of straight right hands… Irish whip by Triple H towards the barbed wire ropes…
Rhino:Justin Credible puts the breaks on…
Mark:Triple H charges at Justin Credible… Justin Credible ducks the clothesline from Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H stopped in front of the Barbed Wire…
Mark:Triple H turns around and Justin Credible nails Triple H with a Superkick! Which knocks Triple H backwards right in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:You can see the pain on Triple H’s face after he hit the barbed wire…
Mark:The Game is pulling himself out of the barbed wire… Justin Credible with a kick to the midsection of Triple H… Cutter!
Rhino:You can see the blood trickle out of the back of Triple H…
Mark:Justin Credible turns him over and now goes for the cover 1…………….2………… Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Justin Credible slides through the bottom rope of barbed wire and is now sliding a board full of barbed wire in to the ring…
Mark:The Game is getting back up…Justin Credible kicks Triple H in the midsection…
Rhino:The Game is in trouble…
Mark:Powerbomb! Right in the Barbed Wire Board!
Rhino:The Game is in pain trapped in the barbed wire…
Mark:Justin Credible covers Triple H 1……………………..2………………3……..No! The Game gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Justin Credible slides back to the outside and has found a stran of Barbed Wire and is wrapping it around his fist…
Mark:A Bloody Justin Credible now scoops up and slams Triple H down to the mat…
Rhino:Justin Credible now mounts the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Justin Credible with straight right hands with the Barbed Wire and is now opening up the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Both men are now losing blood as Triple H staggers up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Justin Credible climbs the corner ropes and starts nailing Triple H with right hands…
Rhino:Eight… Nine and Ten!
Mark:The Game looks to be out on his feet… Superkick! By the challenger Justin Credible…
Rhino:The Game looks to be out of it right now…
Mark:Justin Credible hooks the leg of a bloody World Champion 1……………………..2………………3………..NO! The Game kicks out…
Rhino:Justin Credible thought he had him right there…
Mark:Justin Credible slides to the outside of the ring and has found a Barbed Wire Chair…
Rhino:Now things are going to get real interesting…
Mark:Triple H trying to stagger back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Justin Credible has the EWA World Champion lined up…
Mark:Justin Credible swings… The Game ducks… Spinebuster! By The Game…
Rhino:Triple H just drove the challenger straight in to the mat…
Mark:Both the Bloody Challenger and the Bloody Champion are trying to get back up on to their feet…
Rhino:Justin Credible is up…
Mark:So is Triple H… Justin Credible with right hands… Justin Credible whips Triple H off in to the ropes… Reversal by Triple H and he sends Justin Credible right in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:Justin Credible is in pain coming out of the barbed wire…
Mark:Triple H slides the barbed wire chair towards him… The Game kicks Justin Credible in the midsection… DDT! On to the Barbed Wire Chair!
Rhino:I think Triple H could have Justin Credible right here…
Mark:Triple H with a cover on Justin Credible 1……………………..2………………..3…………NO! Justin Credible gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Game wipes some of the blood out of his eyes as he picks up the Barbed Wire Chair…
Mark:Justin Credible tries to get back up on to his feet… Triple H swings and nails Justin Credible right in the head with the Barbed Wire Chair…
Rhino:I think that’s lights out for the challenger…
Mark:Triple H covers Justin Credible 1……………………….2…………………3……… NO! Justin Credible gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Game thought he had him there…
Mark:This has been a bloody brawl between these two men…
Rhino:The Game is now waiting for Justin Credible to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H kicks Justin Credible in the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! Justin Credible counters and trips of Triple H…
Rhino:Justin Credible has Triple H by the legs…
Mark:Sling Shot! In to the Barbed Wire…
Rhino:The Game is staggering around after hitting the Barbed Wire…
Mark:Justin Credible scoops up Triple H…
Rhino:This is going to be it right here…
Mark:THATS INCREDIBLE!
Rhino:We are goiing to have a new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Justin Credible with the cover 1…………………….2………………..3………..ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:WHAT?!?
Mark:The Game found a way to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:Justin Credible is now putting Triple H up on the top rope…
Mark:Justin Credible is hooking him up… Superplex! No! Blocked by Triple H…
Rhino:Both men are now standing on the top rope battling it out…
Mark:Both men continue to slug it out…
Rhino:The Barbed Wire is starting to give out…
Mark:Incoming! Both Men just came crashing down off the top rope and through the a couple of stacked up Barbed Wire Boards on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Neither man is moving right now…
Mark:The referee is checking on both men right now…
Rhino:They both had the same idea and they both went crashing through the Barbed Wire…
Mark:The referee is checking the arms of both men and they both dropped at the same time…
Rhino:What is going to happen?
Mark:The referee just called for the bell…
Rhino:Who is the winner?
Mark:Im not sure…
Pa Announcer:The referee has determined that both men have been Knocked Out and there for the referee rules this match up a DRAW!
Rhino:A Draw? Does that mean Triple H is still EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Pa Announcer:As a Result… Still EWA World Heavyweight Champion… TRIPLE H!
Rhino:The Game didn’t win but he is holding on to his EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:How long will he continue to hold the title? We will have to see… As I believe we will see another showdown between these two men in the very near future…
Rhino:Both men are being stretchered out of the arena right now…
Mark:We will hope to have more of this situation and check eWazone.com for an update on both mens condition… Right now its time for the Extreme Bowl…
Extreme Bowl 2008
Participants-Lone Jobber, Christian Cage, Steve Austin, Kenny Kincade, Steele & Wyld Fyre
*Match Takes Place in the Triple Tier Cage, Winner becomes to the Extreme Bowl Champion and recieves EWA World Championship Match in March.
*24/7 TV Title In Effect for One Night Only. If Any Man in the Extreme Bowl, is able to pin or make Christian Submit, they will become the EWA Television Champion.
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the 2008 Extreme Bowl… Now Introducing the Participants… First… From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… STEELE!
(“Headstrong” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The State of California… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… WYLD FYRE!
(“Bawitdaba” plays as Wyld Fyre enters the arena…)
Pa Annnouncer:Their opponent… From East Saint Louis, Illinois… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… KENNY KINCADE!
(“Air Force Ones” plays as Kenny Kincade enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“I Wont Do What You Tell Me” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And Their Opponent… From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… CHRISTIAN CAGE!
(“Take Over” plays as Christian Cage enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go Rhino…
Rhino:Six men are now locked inside this Triple Tier Cage and the goal is to make it all the way to the top of the third cage and pull down the Briefcase that is hanging above the third cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes after Wyld Fyre and starts hammering him with right hands…
Rhino:Steele and Stone Cold are trading shots as well…
Mark:Christian Cage just raked the eyes of Kenny Kincade and nails him back in to the ropes with right hands…
Rhino:Stone Cold just knocked Steele down with a big right hand…
Mark:Lone Jobber just sent Wyld Fyre in to the farside corner… Christian Cage just tossed Kenny Kincade to the outside of the ring through the middle ropes…
Rhino:Steele is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber and Stone Cold both with an irish whip and they send Steele and Wyld Fyre in to one another…
Rhino:Christian Cage just rammed Kenny Kincade head first in to the cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber just scored with a dropkick to Steele…
Rhino:Stone Cold is now backing Wyld Fyre up in the corner…
Mark:Stone Cold climbs up the ropes and starts hammering Wyld Fyre with right hands…
Rhino:The fans are counting along…
Mark:Wyld Fyre rakes the eyes of Stone Cold and follows it up with an atomic drop to the Texas Rattlesnake…
Rhino:Stone Cold is dazed on his feet…
Mark:Wyld Fyre now hooks up Stone Cold and nails him with snap suplex… Christian Cage mean while on the outside of the ring scoops up Kenny Kincade and throws him right in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Kenny Kincade seems out of it on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber now hooks up Steele… Brainbuster!
Rhino:Steele just got dropped right on his head…
Mark:Christian Cage now is back in the ring with a ladder…Wyld Fyre turns around and Christian Cage charges right at him and runs him over with a ladder…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre really took the ladder right to the face…
Mark:Stone Cold turns around and Christian Cage nails him right in the head with the ladder…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is really on fire with that ladder…
Mark:Dropkick! By Lone Jobber knocking the ladder right back in to the face of the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:El Presidente connected with that shot…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now setting up the ladder and is beginning to climb up the ladder to head up to the second cage…
Rhino:Steele is back up on his feet and he pulls Lone Jobber down from the ladder…
Mark::Steele now lays out the ladder and hooks up Lone Jobber… Front Face Suplex! By Steele driving Lone Jobber right down on to the ladder…
Rhino:Steele is now opening up the ladder and is looking to head up to the second cage…
Mark:Wyld Fyre is starting to get back up on to his feet as well…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre begins his climb to the second cage…
Mark:Steele has entered the second cage and is now walking around the cage…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is up in the cage as well…
Mark:Both men are battling it out… Wyld Fyre with an irish whip and he sends Steele in to the cage…
Rhino:You can see many different weapons hanging from the cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Stone Cold is up as well…
Mark:Stone Cold with a kick to the midsection… STUNNER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just got Stunned out of his boots…
Mark:Stone Cold is now climbing up the ladder and is heading in to the second cage…
Rhino:Kenny Kincade is on the top rope…
Mark:Frog Splash! By Kenny Kincade going right down on to the EWA Television Champion… Kenny Kincade with the cover 1……………….2…………..3……NO! Christian Cage kicks out…
Rhino:If Christian Cage gets pinned he will lose the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Stone Cold is now up on the second cage with Wyld Fyre and Steele…Stone Cold just spun Wyld Fyre around and nailed him with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Steele is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Stone Cold grabs a Steel Chair off the cage…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Steele…
Mark:Steel Chair meets Steele head on… As Stone Cold lays out Steele with that steel chair shot…
Rhino:Kenny Kincade is starting to climb up the ladder right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber just pushed the ladder over and Kenny Kincade goes flying off the ladder and he falls hard on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Kenny Kincade just took a hard fall right there…
Mark:Wyld Fyre with a low blow to the Texas Rattlesnake…
Rhino:That will stop him in his tracks…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now climbing up the ladder and is heading up to the second cage…
Rhino:Christian Cage is finally starting to move and to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is up in the second cage…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre has a singapore cane…
Mark:Lone Jobber pulls the singapore cane out of the hand of Wyld Fyre and now spins him around… Lone Jobber nails Wyld Fyre right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:What a shot that was…
Mark:One more shot by Mister EWA knocking down Wyld Fyre…
Rhino:Christian Cage is now making his way up in to the second cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now looking at the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is ready to nail Christian Cage with the singapore cane…
Mark:Lone Jobber is ready to swing… From behind… School Boy by Stone Cold 1…………………….2………………..3……..NO! Christian Cage just kicked out…
Rhino:Stone Cold almost stole the EWA Television Championship away from Captain Charisma…
Mark:Stone Cold now turns around and gets nailed right in the head by Lone Jobber with the singapore cane…
Rhino:That was a hard shot right there…
Mark:Low Blow! By Christian Cage to El Presidente…
Rhino:Lone Jobber will be singing a higher tune on KJob after that shot…
Mark:Christian Cage now hooks up Lone Jobber… Unprettier!
Rhino:Lone Jobber has been laid out as Steele is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele clothesline Christian Cage from behind and it knocks him in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Steele is now pulling down the ladder and is escaping the second cage…
Mark:Stone Cold is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is getting back up…
Mark:Wyld Fyre turns around… Lou Thez Press! By Stone Cold hammering Wyld Fyre with right hands…
Rhino:Stone Cold just pulled a trash can lid down off the cage…
Mark:Wyld Fyre gets up and gets knocked down with the trash can lid…
Rhino:Christian Cage just climbed out of the second cage…
Mark:Steele is starting to climb up on top of the third cage…
Rhino:Christian Cage just pulled Steele down off the cage…
Mark:Christian Cage rams Steele head first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Stone Cold is lining up Wyld Fyre…
Mark:Stone Cold Stunner!
Rhino:Wyld Fyre seems to be out of it…
Mark:Kenny Kincade is starting to move down in the first cage…
Rhino:Christian Cage is hooking up Steele…
Mark:UNPRETTIER OFF THE CAGE!
Rhino:What a move by Christian Cage…
Mark:Christian Cage nailed the Unprettier off the top of the second cage down on to the first…
Rhino:That’s a long climb back up for Christian Cage but I dont think Steele will be getting back up…
Mark:Stone Cold turns around…Lone Jobber kicks Austin the midsection… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:The Texas Rattlesnake is out of it…
Mark:Lone Jobber just grabbed a lock off the cage and is now locking the trap door from the first cage to the second cage…
Rhino:He is locking Kenny Kincade out of the second cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now starting to climb up the ladder to get out of the second cage…
Rhino:Christian Cage is trying to climb back up the cage wall to get back on top of the second cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber is out of the cage and is looking to climb up on top of the third cage to retrieve his contract…
Rhino:Stone Cold just reached through the cage and is pulling on the leg of Lone Jobber…
Mark:Stone Cold tripped up Lone Jobber and now Stone Cold is climbing the ladder…
Rhino:The Texas Rattlesnake and Mister EWA are now trading shots back and forth on top of the second cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for a right hand… Stone Cold ducks and now rams Lone Jobber head first in to the steel cage… Steve Austin now hooks up Lone Jobber and drops him with a DDT…
Rhino:Christian Cage is making his way up on to the top of the second cage…
Mark:Stone Cold just stomped on the fingers of Christian Cage and Captain Charisma just fell back down off the cage…
Rhino:The Texas Rattlesnake is now climbing up on to the third cage…
Mark:Christian Cage is climbing back up….
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up on his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber pulls Stone Cold off the cage and now they are trading shots back and forth…
Rhino:Christian Cage is almost up on top of the second cage…
Mark:Stone Cold and Lone Jobber are slugging it out… Dropkick! By Christian Cage and he knocks both Stone Cold and Lone Jobber off the second cage…
Rhino:Stone Cold just hit the top of the first cage hard…
Mark:Lone Jobber is hanging on to the side of the second cage…
Rhino:Christian Cage is now starting to climb up on top of the third cage…
Mark:Christian Cage is getting close…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just pulled on a rope…
Mark:What The Hell!
Rhino:Its Purgatory!
Mark:Purgatory is blocking Christian Cage’s attempt at getting up on top of the third cage…
Rhino:Well this is some type of unity being shown right here…
Mark:Christian Cage can not believe that Cardboard Purgatory is standing in his way of making history…
Rhino:Christian is pulling Purgatory down…
Mark:Christian Cage just tossed Purgatory down on to the top of the first cage…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now fighting it out with Christian Cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber just rammed Christian Cage right in to the side of the cage…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is climbing up the side of the cage…
Mark:Stone Cold is now starting to move…
Rhino:Christian Cage is now climbing up on the other side of the third cage…
Mark:It is a race to the briefcase…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is pulling himself up…
Mark:Christian Cage is up on top of the cage as well…
Rhino:Stone Cold just made it to the top of the second cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber reaches out…
Rhino:So does Christian…
Mark:Both men pull on the Briefcase… ITS OVER!
Rhino:Who Won?
Mark:Im not sure… But this does seem familiar…
Pa Announcer:The Winners of the 2008 Extreme Bowl… LONE JOBBER and CHRISTIAN CAGE!
Rhino:Once again we have Co-Winners of the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Just like last year Lone Jobber is sharing the spotlight of the Extreme Bowl with someone else and this time its Christian Cage…
Rhino:This is the third time in eight Extreme Bowls that we have had co winners…
Mark:This has been a history making night… We had a controversial ending to the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match…
Rhino:And now two winners of the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:What will happen with the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Picture… Is Justin Credible the odd man out? But for now… Lone Jobber and Christian Cage are the 2008 Extreme Bowl Winners…Good Night Everyone!