Summertime Blowout 2008
Mark:We are live in Indianapolis, Indiana for Biggest Party of the…
Rhino:Thats gimmick infrindgement…
Mark:So… They steal from us…
Rhino:Good point…
Mark:Anyway we are live tonight for Summertime Blowout and we have one hell of a Main Event for everyone here tonight…
Rhino:Three Stages of Hell for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…You cant get any better than that…
Mark:It will be Triple H challenging William McConnell for the gold and it should be one hell of a fight… Also tonight the EWA Television Championship will be on the line as well in a match up that has turned personal…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is looking to stop Shawn Michaels Show in a Falls Count Anywhere TLC Weapons Match… I think we are in for one hell of a war…
Mark:I agree with you there… Plus we will have the finals of the Road to Glory Tournament… When The Rock battles Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The Main Event for Glory will be decided tonight… It doesnt get any bigger than that…
Mark:Its going to be one hell of a night… Lets stop the talking and get down to the ring for our opening contest…
Dante Daevain vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Heaven Sent from the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Shangri-La… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Halls Of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Troy Joseph nails Dante Daevain with right hands…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is really connecting with those shots as he is backing the big man up in to the corner…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now whips Dante Daevain off in to the farside corner… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges in and Dante Daevain gets his boot up right in the face of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is staggering around…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks him up and connects with a spinning Side Walk Slam driving Troy “The Rampage” Joseph right in to the mat…
Rhino:That big side walk slam can really knock the wind right out of ya…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers The Rampage 1………………………..2…………………..Troy “The Rampage” Joseph kicks out…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting back up…
Mark:Dante Daevain now with shots right to the back of the head and neck of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:Dante is really connecting with hard shots right to The Rampage…
Mark:Dante Daevain now hooks up Troy Joseph… Release German Suplex!
Rhino:Troy Joseph was dropped on his head…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Troy Joseph again 1………………….2……………3…..No! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain now whips Troy “The Rampage” Joseph off in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl… Headscissors! By Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:Nice counter right there by The Rampage…
Mark:Dante Daevain is getting right back up on his feet… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges… Flying Back Elbow! Knocking Dante Daevain off of his feet…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Running Dropkick! By Troy “The Rampage” Joseph right in to the corner…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now with a hard uppercut… DDT!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph just planted Dante Daevain…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Dante Daevain 1…………………….2…………….3……..NO! Dante Daevain gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now lining up Dante Daevain… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO! Dante Daevain moves out of the way…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is coming off the ropes…
Mark:Big Boot! By Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now the one staggering back up…
Mark:Dante Daevain now hooks up Troy Joseph… THE FALL OF MAN! NO! Blocked as he shoots Dante Daevain off in to the ropes… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph just laid out Dante Daevain…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Dante Daevain 1………………….2………………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
Rhino:Very nice win for Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:It…
Rhino:Whats going on here?
Mark:The lights have gone off in the arena…
Rhino:This seems to be happening a lot lately…
(lights turn on)
Mark:NBK!
Rhino:NBK is in the ring and he is standing over Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:NBK is standing over him carrying a lead pipe…
Rhino:Why did NBK attack Troy Joseph?
Mark:I have no idea… But…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:Now What!
Mark:I have no idea…
(Lights Turn On)
Mark:NBK has now disappeared… But the damage has been done… As we now get help for Troy Joseph… We get set for more in ring action…
Alexis Laree vs Daffney
Pa Annnouncer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… DAFFNEY!
(Daffney’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Hell Yeah” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway…Alexis Laree locks up with Daffney and now backs her up in the corner…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is opening up with shots on Daffney…
Mark:Alexis Laree now whips Daffney off in to the farside corner… Alexis Laree charges in at Daffney.. Daffney gets her boot up right in the face of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is staggering around…
Mark:Daffney now comes charging out of the corner… Running Headscissors! Takedown by Daffney…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is trying to get back up…
Mark:Daffney now charges in at Alexis Laree and clotheslines Alexis Laree over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is a little frustrated at the moment…
Mark:Daffney now launches herself over the top rope… Alexis Laree moves out of the way and Daffney hits the ground hard on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Alexis Laree now is nailing Daffney with shots at the moment on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Alexis Laree now rolls Daffney back in to the ring…
Rhino:Daffney is now getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree now with kicks right to the midsection of Daffney and Alexis Laree scores with a kick right to the side of the head…
Rhino:Daffney is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree now hooks up Daffney… Vertical Suplex! No! Daffney escapes… Roll Up! 1…………………….2………………Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Both women are back up on to their feet…
Mark:Daffney now kicks Alexis Laree in the midsection… DDT! NO! Alexis Laree is now driving Daffney back in to the corner…
Rhino:Daffney is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree now lines up Daffney… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:Big kick right there…
Mark:That could have been knock out shot right there…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is not done yet though…
Mark:Alexis Laree now hooks up Daffney… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Alexis Laree now covers Daffney 1…………………….2………………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Alexis Laree with a dominating victory over Daffney here tonight…
Jesse Martin vs Justice Taylor
Written by Dprincedso
MARK: You know Rhino, I’m actually looking forward to this match we got coming up between Jesse Martin and Justice Taylor.
RHINO: Why? Hell with the way they’ve been showing initiative, I’d look forward to another bag of popcorn.
MARK: You always look forward to another bag of popcorn. It’s just that I hope and would think they bring their best tonight. See them back up the talk they used to put up and out.
RHINO: I doubt it.
(“Breaking The Habit” by Linkin Park plays throughout the arena)
ANNOUNCER: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, standing at 5′ 11″ and weighting 130 pounds….from Atlantic City…..JESSE MARTIN!
MARK: Here comes Jesse Martin and I’m hoping to see both these women put on a show here. They need to because I got a feeling the EWA is gonna snuff ’em out if they don’t show what they’re capable of.
RHINO: The EWA don’t like guys or gals like this for too long. You either put up or get put down.
(“Call Me When You’re Sober” by Evanescence plays throughout the arena)
ANNOUNCER: And her opponent, from New York, New York, weighing 125 pounds and standing at 5′ 3″….JUSTICE TAYLOR!
MARK: Justice Taylor making her way down and both women look excited to be going against one another.
RHINO: At least that’s what you hope to see from these two Ewoks…..EDGE!
MARK: Edge is bolting down and Taylor doesn’t see OOOOOOOHHHH! Man! Taylor didn’t see him but I bet she felt that damn Spear!
RHINO: Not booking Edge may have been “an oversight” but that doesn’t mean he’ll sit on that oversight.
MARK: Edge folded Taylor in half with that Spear and Edge, now getting Taylor up in a Fireman’s.
RHINO: Martin’s all happy and shit. She better be. Edge did her a favor. Hell, he did me a favor. I didn’t have to watch Justice Taylor try to wrestle.
MARK: Edge rolling Taylor in the ring and rolling in to follow. SPEAR! Jesse Martin just got Speared like she stole somethin’!
RHINO: No wasted motion from Edge! He just rolled in and as soon as he got on his feet, Jesse Martin got instant spear! She never saw it coming!
MARK: Edge raising his arms and getting cheers here from the fans. Why?
RHINO: They’re EWA fans, Mark. You show them what you got or else. Period.
MARK: Edge rolling back out the ring now. He’s got some evil intentions. Edge, with all the time in the world and Taylor and Martin both with the wind knocked out of them. Edge reaching under the ring.
RHINO: We, meaning the EWA, we’re always well stocked there.
MARK: Edge pulling out chairs. He’s got four. Tossing them one by one in the ring now and it looks like we’ll be getting a dual Conchairto here tonight and….now what?
RHINO: As soon as Edge grabbed that bottom rope, the lights went out. Every damn time we come to an arena, the lights go out sometime or another. We must have the world’s worst luck as far as electricity.
MARK: We’re in complete….
(“Hits From The Bong” by Cypress Hill plays throughout the arena)
RHINO: NO FUCKIN’ WAY!
MARK: It’s been rumored that Subway is indeed returning to the EWA. I can’t see a damn thing! Rhino, do you see….WHAT THE HELL….WHAT THE HELL? What the hell was that sound?
RHINO: It came from somewhere in the ring. Did Edge get his Dual Conchairto in there?
MARK: The lights are up now. Edge is still out here. He never got in the ring. Speaking of which, look in the ring!
RHINO: Jesse Martin and Justice Taylor both crushed by conchairtos and look on the mat. “Subway was here” written in blood. Damn it, no one saw him!
MARK: No one saw Edge. No one saw Subway but both men making a statement tonight big time!
RHINO: Yeah. You either put up or get something like we just saw.
Mark:Lets get to the ring for more action.
Jimmy Jacobs vs Nick Mondo
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing in at 202 Pounds… NICK MONDO!
(“Last Resort” plays as Nick Mondo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Kalamazoo, Michigan… Weighing in at 177 Pounds… JIMMY JACOBS!
(“The Haunted” plays as Jimmy Jacobs enters the arena…)
Mark:Jimmy Jacobs and Nick Mondo lock up in the center of the ring… Jimmy Jacobs with a side headlock in on Nick Mondo… Nick Mondo is now fighting out of it with elbows to the midsection… Nick Mondo shoots Jimmy Jacobs off in to the ropes… Leap Frog by Jimmy Jacobs and now comes off the ropes… Flying Back Elbow!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Nick Mondo gets right back up… Jimmy Jacobs now charges with a clothesline… Ducked by Nick Mondo… Neckbreaker by Nick Mondo…
Rhino:A nice counter right there by Sick Nick Mondo…
Mark:Jimmy Jacobs is back up and Nick Mondo scores with a Roundhouse Kick! Laying out Jimmy Jacobs…
Rhino:Nick Mondo is now on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Springboard Leg Drop! Connects by Nick Mondo…
Rhino:Very nice move right there by Nick Mondo as he connected with the leg drop…
Mark:Nick Mondo now covers Jimmy Jacobs 1……………………2……………….Jimmy Jacobs kicks out…
Rhino:Jimmy Jacobs is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Nick Mondo scoops up and slams Jimmy Jacobs straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Nick Mondo is quickly up on the top rope…
Mark:Mondosault! No! Jimmy Jacobs moves out of the way…
Rhino:NIck Mondo crashed and burned…
Mark:Nick Mondo is now staggering back up on to his feet and Jimmy Jacobs charges… Running Spear! By Jimmy Jacobs takes Nick Mondo off of his feet…
Rhino:Jimmy Jacobs is now quickly on the ring apron…
Mark:Nick Mondo is staggering back up… Springboard Dropkick! By JImmy Jacobs… Jimmy Jacobs now covers Nick Mondo 1…………………….2…………3….No! Nick Mondo kicks out…
Rhino:Nick Mondo is trying to get back up as the momentum is clearly in the favor of Jimmy Jacobs…
Mark:Jimmy Jacobs now hooks up Nick Mondo… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Nick Mondo is laid out…
Mark:Jimmy Jacobs covers Nick Mondo 1…………………..2……………..3………NO! Nick Mondo gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Jimmy Jacobs is looking to put Nick Mondo away…
Mark:Jimmy Jacobs now hooks up Nick Mondo… CONTRA CODE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Jimmy Jacobs covers Nick Mondo 1………………………2………………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JIMMY JACOBS!
Rhino:Successful Debut here in the EWA for Jimmy Jacobs…
Mark:Still to come here tonight we will see Triple H and William McConnell for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… We are now sending it to the back right now as Kent Richardson is standing by with one of the new EWA Superstars… Jeff Hardy… Kent?
Kent:Thanks guy… Ladies and Gentlemen I am here tonight with Jeff Hardy and Jeff I need to ask what brings you to the EWA?
Jeff:Well Kent, to be honest…
Kent:Oh My God!
Mark:Its Raven! Raven just attacked Jeff Hardy from behind…
Rhino:What is Raven doing here?
Mark:Raven hooks up Jeff Hardy… Evenflow DDT!
Rhino:Raven has laid out Jeff Hardy backstage…
Mark:There is a lot of Chaos going on here tonight… As we now get back to the ring for more EWA Action…
JaRek vs Vertigo
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 175 Pounds… VERTIGO!
(“Sober” plays as Vertigo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Atlanta City, NJ… Weighing in at 333 Pounds… JaREK!
(“You’re Ever So Inviting” plays as JaRek enters the arena…)
Mark:To think Rhino we thought this man was dead…
Rhino:There is always a lot of false information put out there on these interweb things that you never know what is true or what is false…
Mark:But now JaRek is back and ready to compete… Vertigo now nails JaRek with a couple of shots and JaRek just shoves him back to the ropes… Vertigo now comes back off the ropes and nails JaRek with a flying forearm…
Rhino:JaRek is still standing…
Mark:Vertigo now comes off the ropes again… JaRek goes for a clothesline… Vertigo ducks and now comes off the ropes… Swinging Side Slam! Driving Vertigo right in to the mat…
Rhino:JaRek drove him right in to the mat and is now stomping away at Vertigo…
Mark:Vertigo is now getting back up and JaRek kicks him right in to the midsection… Gutwrench Powerbomb!
Rhino:The big power house JaRek is taking it right to The Godfather of Extreme here in the early going…
Mark:JaRek now covers Vertigo 1…………………..2…………… Vertigo kicks out…
Rhino:JaRek is now pulling Vertigo back up on to his feet…
Mark:JaRek now sends Vertigo back in the corner… JaRek is driving his boot right underneath the throat of Vertigo in the corner…
Rhino:JaRek is choking the life out of Vertigo…
Mark:JaRek now pulls Vertigo out of the corner and hooks him up… Double Arm Chokeslam! No! Vertigo escapes and rakes the eyes of JaRek…
Rhino:That’s one way to escape…
Mark:Vertigo now comes off the ropes… Running Dropkick! Right to the knee of JaRek…
Rhino:JaRek is now down to one knee…
Mark:Vertigo now clips the leg of JaRek once again…
Rhino:Vertigo is chopping the big man down one leg at a time…
Mark:Vertigo now hooks up JaRek… Figure Four Leg Lock!
Rhino:JaRek is now trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:Vertigo is trying to do the damage to JaRek as he continues to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:JaRek is almost there…
Mark:JaRek gets to the ropes but the damage has been done to the knee of JaRek…
Rhino:JaRek is now getting up the corner…
Mark:Vertigo charges in… Running Knee! To JaRek in the corner…
Rhino:Vertigo is now climbing up the ropes…
Mark:Vertigo now hooks up JaRek… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:JaRek has been planted…
Mark:Vertigo now covers JaRek 1…………………………2……………..Kickout by JaRek…
Rhino:JaRek is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Vertigo is now going behind JaRek… LIGHTS OUT!
Rhino:JaRek is trying to fight it…
Mark:Vertigo is trying to make JaRek pass out to the Lights Out…
Rhino:JaRek continues to try and fight it…
Mark:JaRek with elbows to the midsection of Vertigo as he breaks up the Lights Out and now shoves him off in to the ropes… Running Spear!
Rhino:Vertigo’s head just bounced right off the canvas…
Mark:JaRek now covers Vertigo 1………………………2…………..3…….No! Vertigo gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:JaRek is now waiting for Vertigo to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Vertigo is back up and now JaRek hooks him up…DDE! The Destiny’s Dead End drives Vertigo straight in to the mat…
Rhino:JaRek could have Vertigo right here and now…
Mark:JaRek covers Vertigo 1………………………….2………………..3………….NO! Vertigo gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:JaRek thought he had Vertigo down for the count…
Mark:Vertigo is now struggling to get back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Well here comes JaRek…
Mark:JaRek charges… Running Clothesline! No! Vertigo moves out of the way…
Rhino:JaRek is now staggering around…
Mark:Vertigo charges at JaRek… Running Enziguri! No! JaRek ducks his head…
Rhino:Vertigo is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:JaRek now hooks up Vertigo… DA WRECK! NO! Vertigo escapes… LIGHTS OUT!
Rhino:Vertigo has it locked in…
Mark:Vertigo now wraps his legs around JaRek…
Rhino:I think he has him…
Mark:Vertigo has it locked in… The referee is checking on JaRek…
Rhino:JaRek looks to be out…
Mark:The referee lifts the arm up and it drops… The Referee stops the match… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner VERTIGO!
Rhino:Vertigo made JaRek pass out to the Lights Out…
Mark:Still to come tonight Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels will meet for the EWA Television Championship… But its back to the ring for more in ring action…
Steele vs Darien Hacaga
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA!
(“Haunted” plays as Darien Hacaga enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Accompanied by Alexis Laree… STEELE!
(“Headstrong” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Mark:Steele goes right after Darien Hacaga nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:Its been a long time since we have seen Darien Hacaga in an EWA ring…
Mark:It is a good thing to have him back however… As right now though Steele sends him off in to the ropes… Steele ducks his head and Darien Hacaga flips over his back…
Rhino:Steele turns right around…
Mark:Darien Hacaga now with a spinning back elbow laying out Steele…
Rhino:Steele gets right back up…
Mark:Darien Hacaga now kicks Steele in the midsection… 180 Sit Out Spinebuster! By Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:Steele got planted in to the mat…
Mark:Darien Hacaga covers Steele 1………………..2……………….Kickout by Steele…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is coming out firing here in the early going…
Mark:Darien Hacaga is now up on the top rope…
Rhino:Steele is getting back up…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Missed!
Rhino:Darien Hacaga crashes and burns straight in to the mat…
Mark:Darien Hacaga is now staggering back up and Steele nails him with hard uppercuts backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:He is really hammering with those shots right underneath the jaw…
Mark:Steele now whips Darien Hacaga off in to the farside… Darien staggers out of the corner… Powerslam! Steele goes right for the cover 1………………….2………….. Darien kicks out…
Rhino:Darien is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele hooks him up…Powerbomb! By Steele as he drives Darien Hacaga in to the mat…
Rhino:Darien is in trouble right now…
Mark:Steele covers Darien Hacaga again 1…………………..2………………Kickout one more time by Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:Steele right now is mounting a good bit of offense after taking the early attack from Darien…
Mark:Steele now with a couple of more shots right to Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:Those are hard shots that can really screw up your balance…
Mark:Steele now hooks up Darien Hacaga and puts him up on the top rope…
Rhino:Alexis Laree watches on as Steele climbs up the to rope…
Mark:Superplex! No! Darien Hacaga blocks and knocks Steele off the top rope…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is now up on the top rope…
Mark:360 Corkscrew Splash! By Darien Hacaga as he lands right down on to Steele…
Rhino:That was one hell of a move right there…
Mark:Darien Hacaga now hooks the leg 1………………………2………………….3……….NO! Steele gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Steele is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Darien is right behind him…
Mark:Release Half Nelson Suplex! By Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:Steele was dropped right on his head…
Mark:Darien Hacaga goes for another cover 1……………………….2……………………3…………NO! Steele once again gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga was a half a second away from pulling out the victory…
Mark:Steele is laid out on the mat as Darien Hacaga heads back up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Darien is once again taking a chance right now…
Mark:Shooting Star Headbutt! No! Steele rolls out of the way…
Rhino:Darien got nothing but canvas right there…
Mark:Darien Hacaga is now staggering back up… Steele hooks him up… OXIDATION!
Rhino:That could be it as he laid out Darien with Oxidation…
Mark:Steele now hooks the leg of Darien Hacaga 1………………………..2……………….3……..NO! Darien Hacaga gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Alexis Laree thought that was it right there…
Mark:Steele now is waiting for Darien Hacaga to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Whats going on here?
Mark:Lita and Edge are making their way down to ringside…
Rhino:Steele doesn’t seem them as they are now surrounding Alexis Laree…
Mark:Edge is holding the arms of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Steele is setting up Darien Hacaga for the Bessemer Process…
Mark:Lita just took Alexis Laree’s Engagement Ring ring off of her finger…
Rhino:Steele finally sees whats going on…
Mark:Edge and Lita are now running to the back…
Rhino:Alexis Laree got shoved down to the ground in the process…
Mark:Steele turns back around… MOUTH SHUT!
Rhino:What a move by Dairen Hacaga…
Mark:Steele is trapped in the Triange Choke right nwo…
Rhino:There is no place for him to go…
Mark:Steele Taps Out!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DARIEN HACAGA!
Rhino:What a back and forth match up this was as Steele had the match won until he noticed Edge and Lita at ringside…
Mark:Edge and Lita have possession of the ring now… And you know Steele is going to be out for revenge… But it is now back to the ring for our first championship match of the evening…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
J-Twisted(c) vs James Wolf
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Southaven, Ms… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JAMES WOLF!
(“Voices” plays as James Wolf enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Mark:James Wolf and J-Twisted go right after one another trading right hands back and forth…
Rhino:James Wolf came out and stated that he doesn’t respect the EWA Total Impact Championship and you can tell that has fired J-Twisted up right now…
Mark:J-Twisted whips James Wolf off in to the ropes… Back Elbow! Right in to the face of James Wolf… James Wolf gets back up on to his feet and J-Twisted takes him over with a hip toss…
Rhino:J-Twisted is a little quicker than James Wolf at the moment…
Mark:James Wolf gets back up on to his feet and J-Twisted connects with shots as he now backs him up in to the corner… Irish whip by J-Twisted… Reversal by James Wolf as he sends J-Twisted off in to the corner…
Rhino:J-Twisted is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:James Wolf is now following it up by putting the boots to the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:J-Twisted is crawling back to the corner and trying to get back up on to his feet… James Wolf now pulls him out of the corner and connects with a snap suplex…
Rhino:James Wolf is now going to the outside of the ring…
Mark:James Wolf is bringing a Steel Chair in to the ring as he now waits for J-Twisted to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:J-Twisted is getting up on to his feet as James Wolf has him lined up…
Mark:James Wolf swings… J-Twisted ducks the chair shot and now connects with a dropkick knocking the chair back in to the face of James Wolf…
Rhino:James Wolf is now dazed on his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted goes behind James Wolf… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Nice move right there as J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:James Wolf is getting back up on to his feet… Flying Double Fist Punch!
Rhino:J-Twisted just flew in the air like he was superman…
Mark:Very unique move right there by the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:J-Twisted now has James Wolf by the leg…
Mark:Figure Four! No! James Wolf counters as he kicks J-Twisted back in to the corner…
Rhino:James Wolf gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted is staggering out of the corner… Swinging Chokeslam!
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is down on the canvas right now as James Wolf is heading back to the outside of the ring…
Mark:James Wolf is bringing another chair in to the ring and has them both opened up…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:James Wolf is now setting up J-Twisted… POWERBOMB! NO! DDT Through The Chairs!
Rhino:What a counter right there by the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:The referee is checking on James Wolf at the moment…
Rhino:The referee is saying that he can continue…
Mark:J-Twisted is now closing up one of the steel chairs…
Rhino:James Wolf is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Steel Meets Skull! As J-Twisted connects with that Steel Chair Shot right to James Wolf…
Rhino:J-Twisted now drops the chair…
Mark:James Wolf looks to be out on his feet as he now hooks up James Wolf… ONE HITTA QUITTA! ON TO THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:The referee is checking on James Wolf…
Mark:The Arm goes up and it goes right down… The referee is stopping this match up…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion J-TWISTED!
Rhino:J-Twisted just taught James Wolf what it is like to be in the EWA Total Impact Title Division and just showed why he is the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:J-Twisted continues to roll on as the EWA Total Impact Champion… Can we say the same thing about the rest of the champions… Lets fight out right now as we send it to the ring for the introduction to our next championship match up of the evening…
EWA Womens Championship Match
Lilith Evans(c) vs Lita
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Ft. Lauderdale, Florida… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LITA!
(“Lovepassionenergyfury” plays as Lita enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion… LILITH EVANS!
(“The Game” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go and Rhino as we saw earlier tonight Lita has had an eventful night so far…
Rhino:Yes she has Mark as she along with Edge stole the ring of Alexis Laree…
Mark:Edge is most likely no longer here as he probably has escaped with the ring…
Rhino:He will pay at some point…
Mark:Right now however we have Lita and Lilith Evans locking up in the center of the ring… Lita shoves the EWA Womens Champion and Lilith Evans comes right back nailing Lita right in the face with hard forearm shots…
Rhino:She is really laying in to Lita right now…
Mark:Lilith Evans now whips Lita off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Lita is getting right back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans charges at Lita and sends her over the top rope with a clothesline…
Rhino:Lita is frustrated right now on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Lita is walking away from this match up…
Rhino:After all of the talk this week she is now walking away…
Mark:Lilith Evans is going out after Lita and now has her by the hair and is pulling her back down to the ring…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion isnt going to let Lita get away that easy…
Mark:Lilith Evans now rolls Lita back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lita is backing off in the corner…
Mark:Lilith Evans goes in to the corner after Lita and Lita rakes her right in the eyes…
Rhino:That was a cheap move right there…
Mark:Lita now connects with a couple of hard shots to the EWA Womens Champion and now pulls her out of the ring and connects with a snap suplex… Lita floats over in to a cover 1……………………2…………….Lilith Evans kicks out…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lita now hooks up Lilith Evans… Russian Leg Sweep! By the challenger who once again goes for the cover 1………………….2……………Kickout by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:I believe Mark that Lita knew what she was doing all along and basically suckered Lilith Evans in and is taking advantage of the situation…
Mark:Lita now whips Lilith Evans off in to the corner… Lita charges in… Monkey Flip! Sending the EWA Womens Champion across the ring…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is in some trouble at the moment…
Mark:Lita covers Lilith Evans 1…………………….2…………….Kick out once more by the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Lita seems full of herself right now as she likes the position that she has the EWA Womens Champion in right now…
Mark:Lita is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like she wants to take a chance right now…
Mark:Lilith Evans is staggering up on to her feet… Litacanrana! No! Powerbomb! By Lilith Evans…
Rhino:What a counter by the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Lita is down as Lilith Evans covers her 1………………………….2……………3…….No! Lita gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Very close near fall right there…
Mark:Lita is now staggering back up on to her feet… Lilith Evans now hooks up Lita… Belly to Belly Suplex! By the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:It looks as though Lilith Evans is building some momentum for herself at the moment…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Lita 1………………………2…………..3……No! Lita once again kicks out…
Rhino:Lita at the moment is struggling to get back up…
Mark:The EWA Womens Champion now sets up Lita… THE CLIFFHANGER!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Lita 1………………………….2…………………3………………ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Lita some how found a way to kick out…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now looking to put the challenger Lita away…
Rhino:Lita is back up…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks her up… TORTURED! NO! Countered… Backslide! 1……………………….2………………….3……..NO! Lilith Evans kicks out…
Rhino:Lita almost stole it…
Mark:Lilith Evans now charges at Lita… Clothesline! Ducked by Lita… Lita now spins her around… TWIST OF FATE!
Rhino:That could be it right now as we could be looking at a new EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Lita covers Lilith Evans 1………………………….2………………..3……….NO! Lilith Evans gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Lita is arguing with the referee right now as she believes that she had her beat…
Mark:Lita now scoops up and slams Lilith Evans straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Lita is now heading up on to the top rope and she is looking to put the EWA Womens Champion away right now…
Mark:LITASAULT! NO! Lilith Evans moves out of the way…
Rhino:Lita is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:DRIVEN! By the EWA Womens Champion who now goes for the cover 1……………………….2………………….3…………..NO! Lita gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Another close near fall in this back and forth contest between these two women…
Mark:Lita is using the ropes to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is looking to put her away…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks her up… TORTURED! NO! Countered… TWIST OF FATE! NO!
Rhino:Lilith Evans just shoved Lita off in to the ropes…
Mark:Lita comes off the ropes… Kick to the midsection… TORTURED!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks the leg 1……………………2…………………3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still EWA Womens Champion LILITH EVANS!
Rhino:Lilith Evans keeps the gold over Lita…
Mark:Lita came close to picking up the victory but Lilith Evans was able to counter and pick up the victory… Its now time for the Road to Glory Tournament Finals… So lets send it to the ring for the introductions…
Road to Glory Tournament Finals
Extreme Rules
Lone Jobber vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Road to Glory Tournament Finals Match and is an Extreme Rules Match… Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go…
Rhino:The winner of this match up will be the number one contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship and will be in the Main Event of the Biggest Show of the Year… Glory…
Mark:The Rock and Lone Jobber are having a stare down in the center of the ring…
Rhino:The Rock is telling Lone Jobber to bring it right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber just mocked The Rock and told him to bring it… The Rock goes for a right hand… Lone Jobber blocks and scores with a right hand of his own…
Rhino:Lone Jobber continues to fire away with right hands to The Rock…
Mark:Lone Jobber backs The Rock up in to the ropes and now sends him in to the farside with an irish whip… The Rock comes off the ropes… Lone Jobber goes for a clothesline… The Rock ducks and comes off the ropes… Flying Clothesline! By The Peoples Champion…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet after that clothesline…
Mark:The Rock now opens up on Lone Jobber with right hands as he backs him up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is dazed after those right hands…
Mark:The Rock goes for a big right hand… Lone Jobber ducks and now back drops The Rock over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now looking down at The Rock…
Mark:Lone Jobber launches himself over the top rope and right down on to The Rock on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:El Presidente is putting his body on the line as he wants to move on to Glory…
Mark:Lone Jobber now picks The Rock up and whips him off in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:The Rock is staggering around…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges… Swinging Neckbreaker! By Mr. EWA…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now looking underneath the ring and he has found himself a singapore cane…
Mark:The Rock is back up and Lone Jobber nails him right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:The Rock looks dazed…
Mark:Lone Jobber with another shot right to the back of the Peoples Champion before he rolls him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is heading up on to the top rope with the singapore cane…
Mark:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber leaps off the top rope and nails The Rock right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is enjoying himself with the cane…
Mark:Why wouldn’t Lone Jobber enjoy using a cane?
Rhino:Good point…
Mark:Lone Jobber now covers The Rock 1……………………….2………………….3..No! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Rock seems a little dazed as he tries to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Running Bulldog! By El Presidente driving The Rock face first in to the mat… Lone Jobber now springs off the ropes… Moonsault! No! The Rock gets his knees up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is spinning around on his feet…
Mark:Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex by The Rock…
Rhino:Nice counter and a nice move by The Rock…
Mark:The Rock now covers Lone Jobber 1……………………..2………………….3…No! Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:The Rock now goes to the outside of the ring and he is bringing a trash can in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up on to his feet… The Rock nails Lone Jobber right in the head with the trash can…
Rhino:There is a big dent in that trash can after that shot…
Mark:The Rock once again covers Lone Jobber 1………………………2……………….3……No! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Peoples Champion is now back on the outside and is bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:It looks as though The Rock has a game plan and he is looking to execute it right now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock has Lone Jobber setup… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Lone Jobber blocks it with elbows right to the side of the head…
Rhino:The Rock was looking to put Lone Jobber right through the table…
Mark:Lone Jobber now hooks up The Rock… DDT!
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas at the moment…
Mark:Lone Jobber crawls on top of The Rock 1……………………..2……………3…..No! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now getting back up on his feet…
Mark:The Rock is back up on to his feet as well… Lone Jobber now hooks up The Rock… Brainbuster!
Rhino:The Rock was just dropped right on his head…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now rolling The Rock on to the table…
Rhino:El Presidente is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber is going to fly… 450 SPLASH! NO! The Rock moves and Lone Jobber goes crashing through the table…
Rhino:That was a big chance taken by Lone Jobber and it didn’t pay off…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock has him setup…
Mark:ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it right here and now…
Mark:The Rock covers Lone Jobber 1………………………2……………………..3……………ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber some how got his shoulder up…
Mark:The Rock can not believe it but right now he is waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock is stalking Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber is up… Spine on the Pine with the Spinebuster!
Rhino:Lone Jobber has been laid out…
Mark:The Rock now has him setup..
Rhino:It is time for the Peoples Elbow…
Mark:The Rock comes off the ropes… PEOPLES ELBOW! NO! Lone Jobber rolls out of the way…
Rhino:Lone Jobber grabs the singapore cane…
Mark:The Rock gets back up and Lone Jobber nails him twice right in the head…
Rhino:The Rock is dazed…
Mark:THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it right here and now…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers The Rock 1………………………..2…………………..3…………….NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:What! Are you kidding me?
Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for The Rock to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK! NO! The Rock ducks…
Rhino:The Rock saw the kick coming…
Mark:The Rock hooks up Lone Jobber… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Lone Jobber counters… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Is the second time the charm?
Mark:Lone Jobber covers The Rock 1…………………….2…………………3……………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading to Glory to meet the winner of the William McConnell-Triple H match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:We will find out who that will be in our Main Event… But it is now time for what has turned in to a personal battle between Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels for the EWA Television Championship… Lets send it to the ring for the introductions…
EWA Television Championship Falls Count Anywhere TLC Weapons Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Chris Jericho
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Falls Count Anywhere TLC Weapons Match and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… CHRIS JERICHO!
(“Dont You Wish You Were Me” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA Television Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Chris Jericho are staring down one another…
Rhino:Chris Jericho has attacked Shawn Michaels from a personal perspective blaming Shawn Michaels for what has happened to Josh Stewart…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has come back and denied his claims… But now they are ready to go at one another as the referee calls for the bell and Shawn Michaels charges right at Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Chris Jericho escapes right out of the ring to get away from Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now chasing Chris Jericho up the ramp…
Rhino:For all of the talk by Chris Jericho has done at the moment he doesn’t want any part of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels catches up with Chris Jericho on the top of the ramp… Shawn Michaels now starts to open on Chris Jericho with right hands…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is firing back with right hands of his own…
Mark:Shawn Michaels stomps on the foot of Chris Jericho and now rams him right in in to the Summertime Blowout Set…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is spinning around…
Mark:Shawn Michaels connects with a big right hand knocking Chris Jericho off his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now walking behind the curtain…
Mark:Now where is he going?
Rhino:I dont know…
Mark:Shawn Michaels comes back out from behind the curtain with a camera in hand…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is back up…
Mark:Say Cheese Chris Jericho as Shawn Michaels nailed Chris Jericho right in the face with the camera…
Rhino:Camera begins with the letter C so it is legal in this match up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Chris Jericho on the stage 1…………………..2………….. Chris Jericho gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks up him and nails him with a suplex driving him right on to the steel…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is trying to roll off the ramp…
Mark:Chris Jericho gets off the ramp and is now in the area below the stage…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is going after him…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes behind Chris Jericho who nails Shawn Michaels right in the face with an elbow…
Rhino:That has Shawn Michaels checking his jaw at the moment…
Mark:Chris Jericho now has Shawn Michaels and rams him in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now reaching in to the crowd and is pulling out a chair…
Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around and Chris Jericho nails him right in the face with the Steel Chair…. On the floor Chris Jericho goes for the cover 1……………………2…………………..Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho is now dragging Shawn Michaels by the hair back down to ringside…
Rhino:Chris Jericho just rolled Shawn Michaels back in to the ring…
Mark:Chris Jericho just pulled out a ladder from underneath the ring…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is up and Chris Jericho runs him over with the ladder…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is down and now Chris Jericho has the ladder setup in the corner…
Mark:Chris Jericho is up on the top rope and he rides the ladder right down on to Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:That’s a move right out of the Shawn Michaels playbook…
Mark:Chris Jericho now covers Shawn Michaels 1………………………..2………….3..No! Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Chris Jericho once again has control of the ladder and is standing over Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Chris Jericho drives the ladder right in to the ribs of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is in a lot of pain at the moment…
Mark:Chris Jericho now sets up Shawn Michaels… WALLS OF JERICHO!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is in a lot of trouble now…
Mark:Chris Jericho wants Shawn Michaels to tap out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to crawl to the ropes right now…
Mark:Chris Jericho is really sitting back on the back of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is close to the ropes…
Mark:Shawn Michaels reaches out and is able to grab the bottom rope…
Rhino:The referee tapped on the shoulder of Chris Jericho and he believes that he won the match up…
Mark:The referee is telling him that he hasnt won… Chris Jericho now charges and kicks Shawn Michaels right in the ribs…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho once again has the ladder…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Chris Jericho charges… Shawn Michaels moves… Drop Toe Hold! As Chris Jericho now goes face first in to the ladder..
Rhino:That just backfired on Chris Jericho…
Mark:Chris Jericho is now staggering back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels with right hands and now sends Chris Jericho off in to the ropes… Reversal by Chris Jericho… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm Shot!
Rhino:Both men are down after that Vintage Shawn Michaels move…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nips back up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with chops right across the chest of Chris Jericho… Atomic Drop! By HBK…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is spinning around…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up Chris Jericho and slams him straight down to the mat…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels now sets the ladder up in the corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now drags Chris Jericho towards the corner… Slingshot! By Shawn Michaels sending Chris Jericho right in to the ladder…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is staggering backwards…
Mark:Belly to Back Suplex! By Shawn Michaels as he lays out Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now laying the ladder down in the center of the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels picks Chris Jericho back up and slams him right down on to the ladder…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:The Showstopper is going to fly… Flying Elbow Drop! Right down on to Chris Jericho…
Rhino:The Challenger is in a lot of trouble right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Chris Jericho 1……………………….2………………….3…………NO! Chris Jericho gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band for Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:Chris Jericho is staggering back up on to his feet… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Chris Jericho ducks… CODEBREAKER!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it…
Mark:Chris Jericho covers Shawn Michaels 1………………………2………………….3……………ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Chris Jericho can not believe that Shawn Michaels got his shoulder up…
Mark:Chris Jericho now springs off the ropes… LIONSAULT! NO! Shawn Michaels got his knees up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho blocked the knees…
Mark:WALLS OF JERICHO! NO! Shawn Michaels kicks out of it…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back up..
Mark:Chris Jericho turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:That has got to be it…
Mark:Shawn Michaels falls on top of Chris Jericho 1………………………..2……………………3…………….. NO! Chris Jericho gets his foot on the rope…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels can not believe it…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now on the outside of the ring and he is bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels lays Chris Jericho out on the table…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is up on the top rope…
Mark:Chris Jericho is off the table and shakes the top rope…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now stuck on the top rope…
Mark:Chris Jericho hooks up Shawn Michaels… SUPERPLEX! THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Chris Jericho covers Shawn Michaels 1……………………..2……………………….3………… NO! Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is struggling to get back up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is setting up Shawn Michaels…
Mark:CODEBREAKER!
Rhino:That’s it…
Mark:Chris Jericho hooks the leg 1……………….2…………………….3………………… ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Chris Jericho is starting to get frustrated…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is staggering back up on to his feet… Chris Jericho trips him up… WALLS OF JERICHO! NO! Small Package! 1…………………….2……………..3………….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still EWA Television Champion SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels survives with the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Chris Jericho is stunned in the ring…
Rhino:He thought he had Shawn Michaels down for the count…
Mark:We are now set… Wait… Something is coming on Hardcore Theater…
(Our attention is swayed from the ring to the Hardcore Theater. It shows a hospital bed with a shadowy figure lying inside. The blanket covering up a majority of the body. Only the hands and head are exposed. Both wrists heavily bandaged. Suddenly, a dim light comes on as we notice it’s Josh Stewart lying there. A look of determination in eyes. He takes a deep breath, then begins.)
Stewie: There are no rumors. No pranks. No gimmicks. It is true, fans. I, Josh Stewart, tried to take my own life. You can attribute a lot of things to the cause, but only one makes any sense to me. I fought with my demons and it nearly cost me everything. Ace rattling me to such a degree that I would lose my sanity. Not redeeming myself at Beach Brawl. Not being able to overcome Shawn Michaels for the EWA Television Championship. They were overwhelming. Almost too much for me to handle. I slowly drifted off the edge, into the dark abyss that is death. But I was brought back. I have the scars that also serve as the reality of how close I was to actually letting the business I love destroy me. But my work here is not yet done. By some divine miracle, I am sitting in this hospital bed. On the road to recovery. I’ve had a lot of time to think about what has happened. And even now, it bugs the hell out of me. Because… I put myself first. I was so selfish, that I nearly went six feet under. Without even saying my goodbyes.. Or doing right by you, my beloved fans. The way I see it? This was a war I didn’t want to fight, because I knew what was at stake. But it’s also a battle I HAD TO FACE.. To insure that I would come back to the EWA. That I would, once again, throw it all on the line. And this time around? Not because I aspire for greatness. This time, solely because…I’m here, to entertain all of you. That is what God gave me. The ability to entertain. The ability to put my own health at risk each time I set foot through those ropes. To know that each match I compete in…might very well be the last…because you guys know there isn’t a limit I won’t take it to. I guess all I’m really trying to say is.. I WILL RETURN.. Not as a man who thinks he’s a Samurai.. Or a crazed lunatic hell bent on revenge. I will make my return..as the man who started out here. His name? Is.. Josh…Stewart.. No more questions as to what I’ll do….That is something only time can answer.
(The picture slowly faded to black, as Josh Stewart continued to stare into the lens.)
Rhino:So hes alive after all?
Mark:It seems that way… Lets get to our Main Event…
EWA World Championship Three Stages of Hell Match
William McConnell(c) vs Triple H
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is Three Stages of Hell and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:Well this is the one match up that has a lot of people talking…
Rhino:Triple H is looking to regain his title that he lost to Josh Stewart… Who we just found out isnt dead afterall… Back in May…
Mark:We are told that this first fall will be under normal rules…
Rhino:Which means there is a chance someone could get DQed or Counted Out…
Mark:That is correct… The referee calls for the bell as Triple H and William McConnell lock up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both men are battling for position…
Mark:Triple H backs William McConnell in to the ropes… Referee asks for a clean break… Triple H goes to slap William McConnell who blocks and slaps Triple H right across the face…
Rhino:Triple H didn’t like being shown up like that…
Mark:Triple H charges with a right hand… William McConnell ducks… And now opens up with right hands to Triple H… The Answer sends Triple H off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:The Game is getting back up…
Mark:Dropkick! By William McConnell knocking Triple H through the ropes and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is frustrated on the outside of the ring…
Mark:William McConnell charges… Baseball Slide nailing Triple H right in the side…
Rhino:He caught Triple H off guard right there…
Mark:William McConnell now charges and rams Triple H in to the side of the ring before he rolls him back in to the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell is up on the top rope…
Mark:Triple H is back up… Flying Clothesline! By William McConnell… PYB goes for the cover 1…………………2………….. Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:The Game is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:The Answer charges in… Running Splash!
Rhino:The Game is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Snapmare! By PYB… PYB comes off the ropes… Neckbreaker…
Rhino:Nice combination there by William McConnell…
Mark:William McConnell now covers Triple H 1…………………….2……………. The Game once again kicks out…
Rhino:The Answer now waits for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell now goes behind Triple H… The Game with elbows right to the side of the head of PYB… Triple H now goes behind The Answer… German Suplex! By The Game…
Rhino:Nice suplex by The Game…
Mark:Triple H now covers William McConnell 1……………………2……………….. The Answer kicks out this time…
Rhino:William McConnell gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H charges… Running High Knee! By The Challenger…The Game goes for another cover 1…………………..2………………PYB kicks out again…
Rhino:Triple H is now waiting for William McConnell to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Spinebuster! By Triple H planting William McConnell in to the mat…
Rhino:The Game is starting to feel it…
Mark:Triple H covers William McConnell again 1……………………2………………3…..No! William McConnell gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Game is now looking to put William McConnell away right here and now…
Mark:William McConnell is staggering back up on to his feet… Triple H with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! William McConnell counters with a back body drop…
Rhino:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Triple H turns around… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK!
Rhino:I think William McConnell got all of that kick…
Mark:William McConnell covers Triple H 1………………….2………………….3……… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:The winner of the first fall… WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:One more fall and William McConnell will be leaving Summertime Blowout still the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Pa Announcer:This next fall will be contested under SUBMISSION RULES!
Rhino:Well now that’s going to be interesting…
Mark:Triple H is back up on to his feet in the corner… William McConnell nails him with shots right to the midsection and now pulls him out of the corner… Backbreaker! By The Answer…
Rhino:The Answer is now looking to do some damage to the back of Triple H…
Mark:William McConnell is hooking up Triple H… Texas Cloverleaf!
Rhino:The Game is now in some pain as he tries to get to the ropes…
Mark:Triple H is crawling as you see the pain on his face right now…
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to keep Triple H away from the ropes…
Mark:Triple H now pulls himself to the ropes and the hold must be broken…
Rhino:Damage has been done as Triple H is holding on to his back right now…
Mark:Triple H is pulling himself back up on to his feet and PYB is nailing him with shots right to the lower back…
Rhino:William McConnell has found a weak point and is focusing in on it…
Mark:William McConnell hooks up Triple H… Snap Suplex which has Triple H land right on his back…
Rhino:The Game is again struggling to get up…
Mark:William McConnell now whips Triple H hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:The Game is staggering out of the corner holding on to his back…
Mark:William McConnell trips Triple H and now hooks him up… Texas Cloverleaf! No! Triple H powers out of it this time…
Rhino:The Game may be weaker this time but he saw it coming…
Mark:Triple H is back up and so is William McConnell.. Knee Buster! By The Game…
Rhino:William McConnell is staggering around…
Mark:Triple H scoops up William McConnell… Running Powerslam! By the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:The Game is starting to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Triple H now grabs William McConnell by the leg and is dragging him towards the corner…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Triple H rams the leg of William McConnell right in to the ring post…
Rhino:Not again…
Mark:One more time Triple H rams the right leg of William McConnell in to the side of the ring…
Rhino:The Game is now in control and William McConnell is the one in pain…
Mark:Triple H now drags William McConnell in to the center of the ring… Figure Four!
Rhino:This is not a good position for William McConnell to be in right now…
Mark:The Answer is in pain and is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:William McConnell is crawling to the ropes…
Mark:Triple H is screaming at William McConnell to give it up…
Rhino:The Answer is trying to fight his way to the ropes…
Mark:William McConnell is close to the ropes…
Rhino:Triple H pulls him back in to the middle of the ring…
Mark:The Answer looks to be on the verge of tapping out right now…
Rhino:The Game is on his way to evening things up…
Mark:William McConnell has one last burst of energy… And he is able to get to the ropes…
Rhino:The Game cant believe that he got to the ropes…
Mark:Triple H is now grabbing William McConnell by the leg… Enziguri! By the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:The Game and The Answer are getting back up on their feet…
Mark:William McConnell goes behind Triple H… Sleeper! In to a Neckbreaker!
Rhino:The Game is down…
Mark:William McConnell hooks up Triple H… BOSTON CRAB!
Rhino:Triple H is fighting quickly to get to the ropes…
Mark:William McConnell isnt sitting all the way back at the moment and Triple H is able to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Triple H gets right to the ropes…
Mark:Triple H is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell is waiting for Triple H to turn around…
Mark:Q&A! NO! Triple H blocks… The Game kicks The Answer right in the bad knee…
Rhino:William McConnell is holding on to his knee…
Mark:Triple H now hooks up PYB… INDIAN DEATH LOCK!
Rhino:The Game has William McConnell is trapped in the center of the ring…
Mark:William McConnell is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Triple H is applying pressure to The Answer’s knee…
Mark:William McConnell is close to the ropes… Triple H pulls him back…
Rhino:William McConnell is in a lot of pain…
Mark:THE ANSWER TAPS!
Pa Announcer:The winner of the second fall… TRIPLE H!
Rhino:It is all tied up one fall a piece…
Mark:And the third fall will be…
Pa Announcer:The final fall will be a STEEL CAGE MATCH!
Mark:William McConnell is limping up on to his feet…Triple H with hard right hands to William McConnell as he backs him up in to the corner… Triple H with an irish whip sending William McConnell in to the farside…
Rhino:William McConnell flipped in the corner…
Mark:William McConnell spins around… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:The Answer is laid out in the center of the ring…
Mark:Triple H covers William McConnell 1…………………….2…………………3…….No! The Answer gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Game is now waiting for William McConnell to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H now grabs PYB by the leg… Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Rhino:William McConnell is holding on to his leg again…
Mark:Triple H hooks up William McConnell… Figure Four! No! Small Package! 1…………………2……………3…….NO! Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:William McConnell almost stole the victory away from Triple H…
Mark:Triple H now with shots right to William McConnell as he backs him up in to the ropes… The Game with an irish whip sending William McConnell off in to the ropes… Running High Knee! No! William McConnell ducks…
Rhino:The Game is spinning around…
Mark:The Answer with a kick to the midsection… Q&A!
Rhino:Triple H’s head hit the turnbuckle…
Mark:William McConnell now covers Triple H 1………………….2……………….3…………NO! The Game gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:William McConnell couldn’t believe it…
Mark:Both men are now staggering back up on to their feet…
Rhino:William McConnell and Triple H are staring down one another…
Mark:The Game goes for a right hand… William McConnell blocks and now nails Triple H with right hands…
Rhino:PYB is opening up on Triple H…
Mark:William McConnell goes for a clothesline… Triple H ducks… Neckbreaker!
Rhino:William McConnell is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H grabs William McConnell by the head and throws William McConnell right in to the steel cage…
Rhino:William McConnell is staggering backwards…
Mark:Triple H once again grabs William McConnell by the hair and throws him in to the other side of the ring…
Rhino:PYB looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Triple H now kicks William McConnell in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now…
Mark:Triple H covers William McConnell 1…………………….2…………………3……………. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:What!?!
Mark:Triple H is screaming at the referee right now…
Rhino:He is pissed that William McConnell some how got his shoulder up…
Mark:PYB is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H just nailed William McConnell with a hard clothesline…
Mark:Triple H has William McConnell by the legs… Slingshot! Right in to the cage…
Rhino:William McConnell is out on his feet…
Mark:Triple H hooks up PYB… DDT!
Rhino:It looks like William McConnell is out of it…
Mark:Triple H is saying that’s it and he is asking for the cage door to be open…
Rhino:Triple H is just going to walk out of the cage and leave as the new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:The Door is open and Triple H is about to leave the cage…
Rhino:What the Hell!
Mark:The Door has been slammed shut!
Rhino:Who is that?
Mark:The Game is staggering around on his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell is back up…
Mark:Q&A! William McConnell covers Triple H 1……………………2………………3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still EWA World Heavyweight Champion WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:The Answer is heading to Glory…
Mark:But who was that mystery man who shut the door on Triple H…
Rhino:Oh My God!
Mark:IT WAS CHRISTIAN!
Rhino:CHRISTIAN IS BACK!
Mark:We havent seen Christian since April…
Rhino:Christian just screwed Triple H out of the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:We have got to go… Christian Is Back! William McConnell is Still Champion! The Game Is Pissed! Good Night Everyone!