Saturday Night Torture 09-20-08

Mark:The final event before the Biggest Night of The Year… We are live in Denver, Colorado for Saturday Night Torture…Rhino… Tonight is shaping up on to be one hell of a night…

Rhino:We have a huge main event which includes the last time we will see The Godfamily team up…

Mark:Its Big Daddy Ace and Vertigo teaming up to take on Triple H and Shawn Michaels… Degeneration X…

Rhino:It should be one hell of a Main Event…

Mark:Also tonight we will see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion William McConnell in action as he takes on the Number One Contender for the EWA Total Impact Championship Darien Hacaga…

Rhino:Can Darien Hacaga do the same thing that J-Twisted, the EWA Total Impact Champion, did to William McConnell last week? We will have to see…

Mark:Speaking of J-Twisted… The EWA Total Impact Champion will take on the Number One Contender for the EWA World Championship in Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Can Lone Jobber get back on track against the EWA Total Impact Champion?

Mark:Its a night of questions and should be a night of answers as well… As we head in to Glory… But lets get the night started with a big EWA Womens Battle Royal…

Women’s Battle Royal
Alexis Laree Vs Justice Taylor Vs Jesse Martin Vs Lita

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is a Battle Royal… Introducing first… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!

(“Hell Yeah” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Atlantic City, NJ… Weighing in at 130 Pounds… JESSE MARTIN!

(“Breaking The Habit” plays as Jesse Martin enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From New York, Ny… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… JUSTICE TAYLOR!

(“Call Me When Your Sober” plays as Justice Taylor enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Ft. Lauderdale, Fl… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LITA!

(“Love Passion Energy Fury” plays as Lita enters the arena…)

Mark:Well all four women are in the ring now as the referee calls for the bell…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is charging right after Lita…

Mark:Lita is running around the ring right now trying to get away from Alexis Laree…

Rhino:Lita just jumped over the top rope and lands on the apron…

Mark:Lita just jumped off the apron and has left the ring…

Rhino:Lita just eliminated herself to get away from Alexis Laree…

Mark:Alexis Laree wants her ring back and she was trying to get her hands on Lita…

Rhino:Lita wouldn’t want that to happen…

Mark:From behind Justice Taylor is hammering Alexis Laree in the back with hard shots…

Rhino:Jesse Martin is just watching on from the corner…

Mark:Justice Taylor with a couple of forearm shots and now whips Alexis Laree off in to the ropes… Hip Toss! No! Blocked by Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree spins Justice Taylor around and nails her with a short arm clothesline…

Rhino:Justice Taylor is getting back up on to her feet…

Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker by Alexis Laree…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is back up on to her feet…

Mark:Dropkick! By Jesse Martin to Alexis Laree taking her right off of her feet…

Rhino:Jesse Martin is now pulling Alexis Laree up by her hair…

Mark:Jesse Martin is trying to toss Alexis Laree over the top rope…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is hanging on…

Mark:Alexis Laree with an elbow to the side of the head of Jesse Martin…

Rhino:Jesse Martin is spinning around…

Mark:Alexis Laree hooks up Jesse Martin… Chick Kick!

Rhino:That was a knock out shot…

Mark:Alexis Laree now pulls Jesse Martin up by her hair… Alexis Laree tosses Jesse Martin over the top rope and Jesse Martin has been eliminated…

Rhino:Clothesline!

Mark:Justice Taylor just nailed Alexis Laree with the clothesline sending Alexis Laree over the top rope…

Rhino:Alexis Laree landed on the apron…

Mark:Justice Taylor goes for a right hand… Alexis Laree blocks and now drives her shoulder in to the midsection of Justice Taylor…

Rhino:Alexis Laree just slid back in to the ring…

Mark:Alexis Laree with forearm shots… Alexis Laree with an irish whip…Reversal by Justice Taylor… Alexis Laree comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Alexis Laree is now staggering back up on to her feet…

Mark:Justice Taylor now hooks up Alexis Laree… DDT!

Rhino:Justice Taylor plants Alexis Laree right in the mat…

Mark:Justice Taylor is now pulling Alexis Laree up by her hair and is trying to toss her out of the ring…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is now hanging on…

Mark:Alexis Laree is over the ropes…

Rhino:Justice Taylor thought she had her out of the ring…

Mark:Alexis Laree is back in the ring… Justice Taylor charges… Alexis Laree ducks the clothesline… Alexis Laree spins Justice Taylor around… LAREEDDT!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Alexis Laree now grabs Justice Taylor and tosses her over the top rope… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!

Rhino:Alexis Laree proves to be one of the top stars in the EWA Womens Division…

Mark:Still to come tonight Degeneration X battles The Godfamily… Its back to the ring for more action…

Troy “The Rampage” Joseph Vs Steven Eden

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Shangri-La… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!

(“Halls Of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… STEVEN EDEN!

(“Da Rockwilder” plays as Steven Eden enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go… Troy Joseph nails Steven Eden with a couple of right hands backing him up in to the corner…

Rhino:Troy Joseph just raked the eyes of Steven Eden in the corner..

Mark:Troy Joseph now follows it up with a couple of uppercuts and pulls him out of the corner… Snap Suplex by Troy “The Rampage” Jackson… Troy Joseph floats over and goes for the cover 1………………..2………….. Steven Eden kicks out…

Rhino:Steven Eden is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Right hands by Troy Joseph as he now sends Steven Eden off in to the ropes…Dropkick! By Troy Joseph…

Rhino:Steven Eden is now pulling himself to the corner…

Mark:Troy Joseph is now putting the boots to Steven Eden in the corner… Troy Joseph tells the referee to look the other way and Troy Joseph kicks Steven Eden downstairs…

Rhino:Steven Eden will be singing at a higher pitch tonight…

Mark:Steven Eden is now staggering out o the corner… Swinging Neckbreaker! By The Rampage…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is really taking to to Steven Eden thus far…

Mark:Troy Joseph now covers Steven Eden 1……………………..2………………….Kick Out by Steven Eden once again…

Rhino:Steven Eden is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph is nowputting Steven Eden up on to the top rope…

Rhino:This could be trouble for Steven Eden…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph hooks up Steven Eden… Superplex! No! Steven Eden blocks and knocks Troy Joseph off the top rope…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is down on the mat…

Mark:Steven Eden is up on the top rope… Big Splash! Connects by Steven Eden…

Rhino:Big move right there connected…

Mark:Steven Eden covers Troy Joseph 1……………………..2…………………….3…No! Kickout by Troy Joseph…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is now staggering up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Here comes Steven Eden… THE GARDEN OF EDEN!

Rhino:Big Splash in the corner connected by Steven Eden…

Mark:Troy Joseph is now staggering out of the corner…

Rhino:Steven Eden is looking to put Troy Joseph away right now…

Mark:Steven Eden is now setting Troy Joseph up on the top rope…

Rhino:Steven Eden is setting up Troy Joseph…

Mark:Steven Eden sets up Troy Joseph… THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT! NO! Troy Joseph blocks and knocks Steven Eden off the top rope…

Rhino:Troy Joseph now jumps off the top rope…

Mark:Steven Eden is staggering back up on to his feet… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!

Rhino:Troy Joseph just laid out Steven Eden…

Mark:Troy Joseph covers Steven Eden 1…………………….2………………3…………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TROY “The Rampage” JOSEPH!

Rhino:Troy Joseph continues to impress here in the EWA…

Mark:The Rampage is loose… Can anyone stop him? As still to come tonight we will see the EWA World Champion WIlliam McConnell in action… As its back to the ring for more action…

James Wolf Vs Richard Driver

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Hollywood, California… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RICHARD DRIVER!

(“Rubberdoll” plays as Richard Driver enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Southaven, Ms… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JAMES WOLF!

(“Voices” plays as James Wolf enters the arena…)

Mark:Richard Driver making his EWA Debut here tonight against the former EWA Television Champion James Wolf…

Rhino:James Wolf is looking to get back in the win column after losing to Josh Stewart last week…

Mark:Richard Driver connects with a couple of right hands… James Wolf comes back with a couple of right hands of his own right now…

Rhino:James Wolf is now connecting and backing Richard Driver back in to the ropes…

Mark:James Wolf goes for a big right hand… Richard Driver ducks and now opens up on James Wolf…

Rhino:Richard Driver has James Wolf by the head…

Mark:Richard Driver bites James Wolf on to the forearm…

Rhino:This Richard Driver is an interesting character…

Mark:Richard Driver now whips James Wolf off in to the ropes… Spinning back Elbow! By Richard Driver knocking James Wolf off of his feet…

Rhino:James Wolf is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Richard Driver now hooks up James Wolf… Stalling Vertical Suplex!

Rhino:Richard Driver let all of the blood go to the head of James Wolf before dropping him with a suplex…

Mark:Richard Driver now covers James Wolf 1………………….2……………..Kickout by James Wolf…

Rhino:James Wolf is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Richard Driver now hooks up James Wolf… Suplex! No! James Wolf escapes and now spins Richard Driver around… Swinging Side Walk Slam!

Rhino:Richard Driver was just driven right in to the mat by James Wolf…

Mark:James Wolf now covers Richard Driver 1…………………..2……………….Kickout by Richard Driver…

Rhino:Richard Driver is now getting up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:James Wolf now drives his shoulder in to the midsection of Richard Driver…

Rhino:James Wolf is trying to knock the wind out of Richard Driver at the moment…

Mark:James Wolf now pulls Richard Driver out of the corner… Powerbomb!

Rhino:Richard Driver has been laid out on the mat…

Mark:James Wolf covers Richard Driver 1…………………….2……………….Kickout once again by Richard Driver…

Rhino:Richard Driver is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:James Wolf goes behind Richard Driver… German Suplex! No! Richard Driver blocks it and now with hard shots to the back of the head of James Wolf…

Rhino:James Wolf is turning around…

Mark:Richard Driver spits in the face of James Wolf…

Rhino:Thats disgusting…

Mark:Double Gutbuster! By Richard Driver…

Rhino:Two Gutbusters in a row did some damage to James Wolf…

Mark:James Wolf is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Richard Driver is now looking to go in for the kill right now…

Mark:69 DRIVER!

Rhino:What a unique move by Richard Driver as he bit James Wolf on the thigh as he went down on the Tombstone Piledriver…

Mark:Richard Driver covers James Wolf 1…………………………2…………………….3………….ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RICHARD DRIVER!

Rhino:Richard Driver debuts in the EWA with a win here tonight over a former EWA Television Champion…

Mark:Still to come tonight we will see EWA Total Impact Champion J-Twisted in action… So lets get to the ring for more action…

Christian Cage Vs Raven

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Bowery… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… RAVEN!

(“Scream” plays as Raven enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… CHRISTIAN CAGE!

(“Take Over” plays as Christian Cage enters the arena…)

Mark:Christian Cage locks up with Raven… Raven is backing up Christian in to the ropes and slaps him right across the face…

Rhino:Christian takes the slap in and starts to laugh…

Mark:Christian Cage now slaps Raven right across the face…

Rhino:Raven smiles after that slap…

Mark:Raven now goes for a right hand… Christian Cage blocks and starts nailing Raven with right hands… Christian Cage shoots Raven off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Raven is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Christian Cage now hooks up Raven… Back Breaker!

Rhino:Raven is holding on to his back right now…

Mark:Christian Cage covers Raven 1………………..2……………..Kickout by Raven…

Rhino:Christian Cage is now waiting for Raven to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Christian Cage now hooks up Raven… Suplex! No! Raven escapes… Russian Leg Sweep!

Rhino:Nice counter by Raven…

Mark:Raven is now choking Christian Cage…

Rhino:Christian Cage is trying to catch his breathe after being choked by Raven…

Mark:Christian Cage is slow to get back up on to his feet… Raven with a couple of right hands and now sends Christian off in to the ropes… Drop Toe Hold!

Rhino:Christian went face first in to the mat…

Mark:Raven now comes off the ropes and connects with a leg drop right to the back of the head of Christian Cage…

Rhino:Raven is now starting to get in to a bit of a groove right now…

Mark:Raven covers Christian 1………………….2………………Kickout by Christian Cage…

Rhino:Christian is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Raven scoops up Christian and ties him up in to the Tree of Woe in the corner…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Christian Cage…

Mark:Raven charges… Running Dropkick! No! Christian Cage pulls himself up and Raven completely missed…

Rhino:Raven is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Missle Dropkick! By Christian Cage from the top rope…

Rhino:Nice move right there by Christian…

Mark:Christian Cage covers Raven 1………………….2………………. Raven kicks out…

Rhino:Raven is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Christian Cage hooks him up… Reverse DDT!

Rhino:Christian Cage could have him right here and now…

Mark:Christian Cage covers Raven 1……………………..2……………….3……No! Raven gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Raven is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Christian Cage is hooking up Raven… UNPRETTIER! NO! Raven counters and sends Christian Cage off in to the corner…

Rhino:Christian Cage is spinning around…

Mark:EVENFLOW! NO! Christian Cage counters… Christian Cage hooks up Raven… UNPRETTIER!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Christian Cage hooks the leg 1………………..2…………3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is you winner CHRISTIAN CAGE!

Rhino:Christian Cage has picked up right where he left off before he was injured by Triple H as Christian Cage continues to win here in the EWA…

Mark:We are on the road to Glory and on that night we will see the wedding of Alexis Laree and William Steele… And right now we are going to see Steele in action…

Randy Orton Vs Steele

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… Accompanied by Edge and Lita… RANDY ORTON!

(“Voices” plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Accompanied by Alexis Laree… STEELE!

(“Headstrong” plays as Steele enters the arena…)

Mark:Alexis Laree wants to get her hands on Lita right now but Edge is standing in between both of the women…

Rhino:Steele attacks Randy Orton with right hands…

Mark:Steele now whips Randy Orton off in to the ropes… Back Elbow! Randy Orton gets right back up and Steele scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas… Steele comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right in to the chest of Randy Orton…

Rhino:Randy Orton is trying to get back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Steele goes in to the corner after Randy Orton…Thumb to the eye by the Legend Killer…

Rhino:That’s going to slow down Steele…

Mark:Randy Orton follows it up with a couple of hard uppercuts and knocks Steele right off of his feet..

Rhino:Randy Orton is now taking his time as he stomps away at Steele on the ground…

Mark:Stomp after Stomp… Randy Orton continues to lay in the boots on Steele…

Rhino:Steele is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:Randy Orton charges and kicks Steele right in the midsection…

Rhino:Steele is holding on to his ribs right now…

Mark:Randy Orton now hooks up Steele… Back Breaker!

Rhino:Steele is hurting right now…

Mark:Randy Orton goes for a cover 1………………2………….Kickout by Steele…

Rhino:Randy Orton is now grinding away at Steele on the mat…

Mark:Randy Orton has a rear chin lock locked in on Steele…

Rhino:Steele is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Randy Orton is driving his knee right in to the small of the back of Steele…

Rhino:Along with the chin lock and the knees to the back is doing a lot of damage to Steele…

Mark:Steele is fighting back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Steele is nailing Randy Orton with elbows to the midsection…

Mark:Steele shoves Randy Orton off in to the ropes… Randy Orton comes off the ropes… Dropkick! By Steele…

Rhino:Nice dropkick by Steele…

Mark:Randy Orton gets back up on to his feet and Steele scores with a big right hand knocking Randy Orton right off of his feet…

Rhino:Randy Orton staggers back up…

Mark:Steele goes for a kick… Randy Orton blocks… Enziguri kick right to the back of the head…

Rhino:Randy Orton looks to be dazed on his feet…

Mark:Sleeper!

Rhino:Steele is trying to put the Legend Killer to sleep…

Mark:Steele grinds in the sleeper and is trying to get Randy Orton down on to his knees… Randy Orton with a couple of elbows… Belly to Back Suplex! By Randy Orton breaking up the Sleeper…

Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas…

Mark:Steele and Randy Orton are now getting back up on to their feet… Randy Orton goes for a right hand… Steele blocks and now starts to hammering in with right hands to Randy Orton…

Rhino:Steele is really firing away…

Mark:Steele sends Randy Orton off in to the ropes… Powerslam! Steele goes for the cover 1………………….2……………3…No! Randy Orton gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Randy Orton is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Steele is now setting up Randy Orton… OXIDATION!

Rhino:Randy Orton looks to be out of it…

Mark:Steele goes for the cover 1………………………2……………….3…..No! Randy Orton gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Steele is now waiting for Randy Orton to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steele hooks up Randy Orton… BESSEMER PROCESS! NO!

Rhino:Edge is on the apron…

Mark:Steele goes after Edge and he knocks Edge off the apron…

Rhino:Edge hits the steel guard rail…

Mark:Edge is down…From behind Randy Orton clotheslines Steele…

Rhino:Lita is checking on Edge…

Mark:Alexis Laree spins Lita around… Chick Kick!

Rhino:What a kick that was…

Mark:Alexis Laree is grabbing the hand of Lita and is taking back her ring…

Rhino:Alexis Laree has her ring and the wedding will go off without a hitch most likely…

Mark:Steele is staggering back up… RKO! NO! Steele counters… BESSEMER PROCESS! Steele covers Randy Orton 1……………………….2……………..3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STEELE!

Rhino:Steele scores the victory here tonight over Randy Orton…

Mark:The happy couple celebrate as they head to the back as Alexis Laree got her ring back…

Rhino:Edge and Lita arent happy about that…

Mark:Lets get back to the ring for more action…

The Rock Vs Chris Jericho & Josh Stewart

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Handicap Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One… First… From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… CHRIS JERICHO!

(“Dont Your Wish You Were Me” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His partner… From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!

(“I Dont Wanna Stop” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!

(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)

Mark:It will be Chris Jericho and The Rock starting things out… Chris Jericho eggs The Rock on… The Rock scores with a big right hand to Chris Jericho knocking him right off of his feet…

Rhino:Chris Jericho gets right back up…

Mark:Chris Jericho walks right in to a right hand from The Rock and gets knocked back down…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is getting back up in the corner…

Mark:The Rock whips Chris Jericho off in to the farside corner… Chris Jericho comes staggering out of the corner… Running Clothesline! By The Rock…

Rhino:The Rock is one step quicker than Chris Jericho at the moment…

Mark:Chris Jericho is back up on his feet… Samoan Drop! By The Rock… The Rock covers Chris Jericho 1……………….2……………Kickout by Chris Jericho…

Rhino:Josh Stewart watches on right now as Chris Jericho is staggering back up…

Mark:The Rock now kicks Chris Jericho in the midsection… DDT! No! Chris Jericho blocks and connects with a Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge 1…………………….2………………Kickout by The Rock…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is now crawling to the corner…

Mark:Chris Jericho tags in Josh Stewart… The Rock is back up and Josh Stewart traps him with Headbutts…

Rhino:Really nice headbutts by the former EWA World Champion…

Mark:The Rock spins around… Jawbreaker! By Josh Stewart…

Rhino:The Rock is dazed…

Mark:Front Flip Kick! By Josh Stewart…

Rhino:Nice kick right there by Josh Stewart…

Mark:Josh Stewart covers The Rock 1…………………2………………Kickout by The Rock…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is dragging The Rock to the corner…

Mark:Chris Jericho gets the tag as Josh Stewart and Chris Jericho hook up The Rock… Double Front Face Suplex! By Jericho and Stewart…

Rhino:Nice double team move right there by this newly formed team…

Mark:Chris Jericho covers The Rock 1…………………2…………… The Rock once again kicks out…

Rhino:You have to think that Chris Jericho and Josh Stewart have their eyes on capturing the EWA Tag Team Titles at Glory…

Mark:The Rock is getting up slowly… Running Enziguri by the former EWA Television Champion…

Rhino:The Rock is down on the mat…

Mark:Chris Jericho springs off the ropes… Lionsault!

Rhino:Chris Jericho connects with the Lionsault…

Mark:Chris Jericho hooks the leg 1………………….2…………3…..No! The Rock kicks out…

Rhino:Chris Jericho now tags in Josh Stewart…

Mark:The Rock is staggering back up on to hsi feet… Josh Stewart hooks up The Rock… EYE FOR AN EYE! No! The Rock blocks… And shoves Josh Stewart off in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER!

Rhino:Nice counter right there by The Rock…

Mark:The Rock falls on Josh Stewart 1……………………..2………………..Kickout by Josh Stewart…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Rock hooks up Josh Stewart… Big time DDT!

Rhino:Josh Stewart is in trouble…

Mark:The Rock covers Josh Stewart 1……………………..2………………..3…….NO! Chris Jericho comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Close near fall right there…

Mark:The Rock and Chris Jericho are now trading shots in the center of the ring… Chris Jericho goes for a clothesline… Ducked by The Rock… ROCK BOTTOM!

Rhino:Chris Jericho was just planted…

Mark: The Rock turns around… RETURN OF THE STEW!

Rhino:Big time kick right there by Josh Stewart…

Mark:Josh Stewart covers The Rock 1……………………….2……………….3…. NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:So very close right there…

Mark:The Rock is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is back up on to his feet…

Mark:Chris Jericho and Josh Stewart now send The Rock off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline! No! Ducked by The Rock… The Rock comes off the ropes… DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!

Rhino:Both Josh Stewart and Chris Jericho are down on the mat…

Mark:Chris Jericho is now staggering back up… The Rock charges… Clothesline! Sending Chris Jericho out of the ring…

Rhino:The Rock is now waiting for Josh Stewart to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:It looks like The Rock is ready to put an end to this match up right now…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Rock hooks up Josh Stewart… ROCK BOTTOM!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:The Rock covers Josh Stewart 1…………………………2………………3………NO! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:The Rock isnt done…

Mark:Here it comes… The Most Electrifying Move in Sports Entertainment… PEOPLES ELBOW! NO! CODEBREAKER!

Rhino:Chris Jericho came out of no where to hit The Codebreaker…

Mark:The Rock is out on his feet… Josh Stewart hooks up The Rock… BRAIN STEW!

Rhino:That’s gonna be it…

Mark:Josh Stewart hooks the leg 1…………………….2………………….3…………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners JOSH STEWART & CHRIS JERICHO!

Rhino:The Rock gave it his all but the numbers game was way too much for him tonight…

Mark:Josh Stewart and Chris Jericho look to be an impressive team heading in to Glory… As we now get set for more action…

Subway Vs Dangerous D

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Wildwood, NJ… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS D!

(“Worlds Most Dangerous” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)

Mark:Dangerous D and Subway look at one another…

Rhino:What are they saying to one another?

Mark:It looks like they pretty much are agreeing…

Rhino:Whats the referee doing now?

Mark:The referee is talking something over with the PA Announcer…

Pa Announcer:Due to the request of both men… This Match up is now NO HOLDS BARRED!

Rhino:Well now this is going to be interesting…

Mark:Subway and Dangerous D go right after one another with right hands…

Rhino:They are slugging it out right now…

Mark:Subway kicks Dangerous D in the midsection and now starts to connect with a couple of more shots… Subway sends Dangerous D off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Dangerous D is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Subway charges… Running Clothesline! No! Ducked by Dangerous D who now back drops Subway out of the ring…

Rhino:Subway is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dangerous D now launches himself over the top rope right down on to Subway on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now mounting Subway…

Mark:Big right hands from the former EWA Total Impact Champion…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now pulling Subway up on to his feet…

Mark:Dangerous D now whips Subway right in to the steel steps…

Rhino:Dangerous D now looks underneath the ring for something…

Mark:Subway is back up on to his feet and Dangerous D lays in to him with a Garbage Can right to the head…

Rhino:Subway is dazed on his feet…

Mark:Dangerous D drops the trash can and now plants Subway with a DDT right on to the trash can…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now rolling Subway back in to the ring…

Mark:Dangerous D now covers Subway in the ring 1…………………2……………Subway kicks out…

Rhino:Subway is pulling himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dangerous D now sends Subway in to the corner…

Rhino:Dangerous D has the trash can in the ring with him…

Mark:Dangerous D charges… Subway gets his boot up knocking it right back in the face of Dangerous D…

Rhino:Dangerous D is staggering around…

Mark:Subway hooks up Dangerous D… Double Arm DDT!

Rhino:Nice move right there by the former EWA World Champion Subway…

Mark:Subway covers Dangerous D 1………………..2…………………3..No! Dangerous D kicks out…

Rhino:Subway has now rolled to the outside of the ring and is bringing a chair in to the ring…

Mark:Dangerous D is back up on to his feet… Steel Chair Shot! By Subway laying out Dangerous D…

Rhino:Dangerous D is in trouble now…

Mark:Subway goes for the cover 1………………….2…………3…..No! Dangeorus D gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Subway is now laying out the chair…

Mark:This could be the end for Dangerous D right now…Subway now hooks up Dangerous D… Piledriver! NO! Back Body Drop…

Rhino:Nice counter by Dangerous D…

Mark:Dangerous D now picks up the Steel Chair…

Rhino:Subway is back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steel Meets Skull! As Dangerous D lays out Subway…

Rhino:Subway has a glazed look on his face after that chair shot…

Mark:Dangerous D covers Subway 1…………………….2…………………3……..NO! Subway gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now waiting for Subway to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Subway is back up… Stunner!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…

Mark:Dangerous D hooks the leg 1………………………..2……………………3………..NO! Subway gets his shoulder up once again…

Rhino:So close right there…

Mark:Subway is staggering back up… Dangerous D scoops up Subway and slams him right down on to the Steel Chair…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Dangerous D is going to fly… D-BOMB! NO! Subway moves…

Rhino:Dangerous D lands on the chair and is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:SUBLINE!

Rhino:Subway got all of that Subline…

Mark:Subway hooks the leg 1……………….2………………3………….ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SUBWAY!

Rhino:Subway’s first win in almost a year and half and it was over a former EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:Subway is back and ready to take name… As we now…

Rhino:Look Out!

Mark:Its Cameron Mignano!

Rhino:We havent seen him in months…

Mark:Dangerous D was getting back up on to his feet and Cameron Mignano jumped him..

Rhino:Dangerous D is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Cameron Mignano hooks up Dangerous D… DETONATION PARADISE!

Rhino:Cameron Mignano has returned and laid out Dangerous D…

Mark:After all of this lets get back to the ring for more action…

Non-Title
J-Twisted Vs Lone Jobber

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… J-TWISTED!

(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)

Mark:Lone Jobber and J-Twisted are now in the center of the ring… J-Twisted strikes first with a right hand to Lone Jobber and follows it up with a couple of uppercuts underneath the jaw of Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber is now hooked up and J-Twisted scores with a suplex…

Rhino:J-Twisted is following it up with boots to Lone Jobber…

Mark:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet… J-Twisted scoops up Lone Jobber and slams him straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:J-Twisted is up on to the middle rope…

Mark:Fist Drop! By the EWA Total Impact Champion…Quick cover by the EWA Total Impact Champion 1……………………2……………Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:J-Twisted hooks up Lone Jobber… Front Face Suplex! Plants Lone Jobber right in to the mat…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is struggling here in the early going of this match up…

Mark:J-Twisted now kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection… Face Buster! No! Lone Jobber blocks and scores with a couple of chops right to the chest of J-Twisted…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is backing J-Twisted up in to the ropes…

Mark:Lone Jobber now whips J-Twisted off in to the ropes… Flying Back Elbow! By the Number One Contender for the EWA World Title Lone Jobber…

Rhino:J-Twisted is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber now hooks up J-Twisted… Swinging Neckbreaker! By El Presidente… Lone Jobber goes for a quick cover 1…………………….2………………J-Twisted kicks out…

Rhino:J-Twisted is now getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber now tosses J-Twisted out of the ring…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Flying Cross Body! By Lone Jobber from the top rope right down on to J-Twisted on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Lone Jobber now tosses J-Twisted back in to the ring…

Mark:Lone Jobber is back up on to the top rope…

Rhino:J-Twisted is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Flying Clothesline! By Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is in control right now…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers J-Twisted 1………………………..2………………..3..No! J-Twisted kicks out…

Rhino:J-Twisted right now is struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber now kicks J-Twisted in the midsection… Pulling Piledriver!

Rhino:J-Twisted was dropped right on his head…

Mark:Lone Jobber now covers J-Twisted 1…………………………….2………………3……No! J-Twisted once again kicks out…

Rhino:J-Twisted is trying to get back up as he tries to shake on the assault by Lone Jobber…

Mark:J-Twisted is now back up… Low Card Kick! By El Presidente…

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion has been knocked out…

Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1……………………….2………………….3……….NO! J-Twisted gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close near fall right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is looking to fly once again…

Mark:J-Twisted is back up and shakes the top rope…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now in trouble on the top rope…

Mark:J-Twisted climbs up the top rope… SUPERPLEX!

Rhino:Lone Jobber has been laid out in the center of the ring…

Mark:J-Twisted covers Lone Jobber 1……………………..2…………………3…..No! Lone Jobber kicks out…

Rhino:Close near fall right there…

Mark:J-Twisted is now setting up Lone Jobber… Powerbomb!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is down…

Mark:J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is going to fly…

Mark:Swanton Bomb!

Rhino:J-Twisted could have Lone Jobber right now after that Swanton…

Mark:J-Twisted covers Lone Jobber 1…………………………….2………………..3………..ITS NOT OVER!

Rhino:El Presidente found a way to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:J-Twisted is looking to end things right now…

Mark:J-Twisted now hooks up Lone Jobber… ONE HITTA QUITTA! NO! Lone Jobber escapes… THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers J-Twisted 1………………………..2………………….3……….. NO! J-Twisted gets his foot on the rope…

Rhino:J-Twisted is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber now setting up J-Twisted… Body Slam! No! J-Twisted escapes and now goes behind Lone Jobber… Release German Suplex!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:J-Twisted is waiting for Lone Jobber to turn around…

Rhino:Darien Hacaga is up on the apron…

Mark:J-Twisted charges at Darien Hacaga and knocks him off the apron…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up…

Mark:J-Twisted turns around… THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers J-Twisted 1……………………..2………………..3………….ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is heading in to Glory on a roll…

Mark:Will William McConnell do the same thing? Lets find out right now as we send it to the ring for the introductions…

Non-Title
William McConnell Vs Darien Hacaga

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA!

(“Haunted” plays as Darien Hacaga enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Evansville, Indiana…W eighing in at 230 Pounds… The EWA World Champion… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!

(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)

Mark:William McConnell and Darien Hacaga lock up in the center of the ring… William McConnell with a couple of shots to Darien Hacaga and now shoots him off in to the ropes… Darien Hacaga comes off the ropes… Leap Frog by William McConnell… Darien Hacaga comes off the other side… Monkey Flip!

Rhino:Darien Hacaga gets right back up…

Mark:William McConnell with an arm drag take over of Darien Hacaga…

Rhino:The Answer is working over the arm of Darien Hacaga…

Mark:Darien Hacaga is getting back up on to his feet and pulls on the hair of William McConnell and now shoots him off in to the other side… Hip Toss!

Rhino:William McConnell gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:Darien Hacaga now charges… Crossbody! 1…………….2………….William McConnell kicks out…

Rhino:William McConnell is getting back up…

Mark:Darien Hacaga now with an irish whip… William McConnell comes off the ropes… Flap Jack! Dropkick!

Rhino:Nice combination right there by Darien Hacaga…

Mark:Darien Hacaga shot William McConnell up in the air and as he came down he scored with the dropkick as Darien Hacaga now covers William McConnell 1……………….2……………Kickout by the EWA World Champion…

Rhino:Darien Hacaga is now backing William McConnell back up in to the corner…

Mark:Darien Hacaga hooks up William McConnell… Tornado DDT!

Rhino:Nice move right there by Darien Hacaga…

Mark:Darien Hacaga covers William McConnell 1…………………..2………………..Kickout by PYB…

Rhino:PYB is trying to get back up…

Mark:Darien Hacaga now goes behind William McConnell… Release Half Nelson Suplex! By Darien Hacaga…

Rhino:Very nice move right there by the Number One Contender for the EWA Total Impact Championship…

Mark:Darien Hacaga covers William McConnell 1………………………2………………….Kickout once again by The EWA World Champion..

Rhino:The EWA World Champion right now is struggling to get back up…

Mark:180 Sit-Out Spinebuster! By Darien Hacaga…

Rhino:Darien just planted PYB right in to the mat…

Mark:Darien Hacaga covers William McConnell 1…………………….2……………….3…….No! William McConnell gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Darien Hacaga is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:The Answer is down… Darien Hacaga is going to fly… Shooting Star Headbutt! Missed!

Rhino:William McConnell moved out of the way…

Mark:Darien Hacaga is staggering back up on to his feet… Atomic Drop! By PYB and he follows it up with a Back Suplex!

Rhino:Darien Hacaga was dropped on his head…

Mark:Quick cover by the EWA World Champion 1…………………….2…………..Darien Hacaga kicks out…

Rhino:Darien Hacaga is getting back up…

Mark:William McConnell with a Snapmare… Right in to a flipping neckbreaker by the EWA World Champion…

Rhino:The Answer is starting to get in to a groove right now…

Mark:William McConnell covers Darien Hacaga 1……………………..2………………….Darien Hacaga gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:William McConnell is now waiting for Darien Hacaga to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:William McConnell hooks up Darien Hacaga… Brainbuster! No! Darien Hacaga escapes with a head scissors take over…

Rhino:William McConnell is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Spin Heel Kick! By Darien Hacaga… Ducked by William McConnell…

Rhino:Darien Hacaga is getting right back up…

Mark:FIVE STAR SUPERKICK!

Rhino:William McConnell got all of that kick…

Mark:William McConnell covers Darien Hacaga 1……………………….2……………………3………..NO! Darien Hacaga gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:William McConnell thought that he had him right there…

Mark:Darien Hacaga is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet… William McConnell scoops up and slams Darien Hacaga straight down to the mat…

Rhino:The EWA World Champion is looking to put Darien Hacaga away right now…

Mark:10.0 FROG SPLASH! MISSED! By William McConnell…

Rhino:Darien Hacaga rolled out of the way at the very last second…

Mark:The EWA World Champion is now staggering to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Darien Hacaga is back up as well…

Mark:Darien Hacaga kicks William McConnell in the midsection… Powerbomb… And another… Just Words! As Darien Hacaga hits three straight power bombs laying out the EWA World Champion…

Rhino:Darien Hacaga could have the EWA World Champion right now…

Mark:Darien Hacaga hooks the leg 1……………………….2…………………3………..NO! William McConnell gets his right shoulder up at the last second…

Rhino:William McConnell is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Darien Hacaga hooks up William McConnell… MOUTH SHUT! NO! William McConnell escapes with a back body drop…

Rhino:Darien Hacaga is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:William McConnell is back up on to his feet as well… Right hand by William McConnell…

Rhino:Darien Hacaga comes back with a couple of right hands of his own…

Mark:William McConnell goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Darien Hacaga…

Rhino:Darien Hacaga is trying to setup William McConnell again…

Mark:MOUTH SHUT! NO! William McConnell is blocking it again… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! NO! Ducked by Darien Hacaga… Small Package! 1……………………..2……………………….3…….NO! William McConnell kicks out…

Rhino:So close right there…

Mark:Both men are back up… Running Enziguri! By Darien Hacaga…

Rhino:Darien Hacaga is now waiting for William McConnell to get back up…

Mark:J-Twisted is out…

Rhino:Darien Hacaga is telling him to get away…

Mark:Darien Hacaga turns around… Q&A!

Rhino:The Answer hit it…

Mark:William McConnell hooks the leg 1…………………..2……………..3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WILLIAM MCCONNELL!

Rhino:The distraction by J-Twisted allowed William McConnell to capitalize and score the victory here tonight over Darien Hacaga…

Mark:Darien Hacaga cost J-Twisted his match and now J-Twisted returned the favor…

Rhino:Its going to be a real interesting match up come Glory when the EWA Total Impact Championship is on the line…

Mark:We are heading to the back right now as Kent Richardson is standing by with Degeneration X…

Kent:Triple H, Shawn Michaels… In just a couple of moments you will be set to face off with The Godfamily… Your thoughts?

HHH:We are going to make this short and sweet Kent… Tonight DX takes care of business the only way we know how… And thats by delivering a DX Style ass kicking and thats what we are going to do…

HBK:And we are going to do it… By Stealing… The…

Christian:Sorry Shawn,didnt mean to interrupt…

HHH:What are you doing here?

Christian:Just wanted to wish you guys good luck to you bo…

HHH:Get out of here…

Christian:Hunter… Thats no way to treat your partner…

HHH:Partner? What are you talking about…

Christian:You will see.

(Christian Cage Walks Away Smiling)

HBK:Forget about him… We have a match…

Kent:Lets send it to the ring for the introductions…

Degeneration X Vs The Godfamily

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall… Introducing first… Weighing in at 487 Pounds… The team of The Game Triple H and the EWA Television Champion… The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels… DEGENERATION X!

(“Break it Down as Triple H & Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their Opponents…Weighing in at 450 Pounds… The Team of Vertigo and Big Daddy Ace… The GODFAMILY!

(“Unforgiven II plays as The Godfamily enters the arena…)

Mark:Shawn Michaels and Big Daddy Ace start things out for both sides… Shawn Michaels with hard knife edge chops right across the chest of Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is lighting up the chest of Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now whips Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Reversal by Big Daddy Ace… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Hiptoss! No! Shawn Michaels blocks and now flips over the back of Big Daddy Ace… Belly to Back Suplex! By Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels with more chops across the chest of Big Daddy Ace and now hooks up Big Daddy Ace and scores with a suplex… Shawn Michaels goes for a quick cover 1…………………….2……………..Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is bringing Big Daddy Ace to the DX Corner…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is held wide open and Triple H kicks Shawn Michaels right in the midsection…

Rhino:Triple H is now opening up on Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Triple H sends Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes… Running High Knee! By the Former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:Triple H is now looking down at Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Triple H comes off the ropes and drops a big knee right down on to Big Daddy Ace… Triple H covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………….2…………….Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H goes for a kick… Big Daddy Ace catches his leg and spins Triple H around… Big Clothesline!

Rhino:The Game is staggering back up…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now hooks up Triple H… Face Crusher! Planting Triple H in to the mat…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now tagging in Vertigo…

Mark:Vertigo and Big Daddy Ace whip Triple H off in to the ropes… Double Dropkick by The Godfamily!

Rhino:Nice double team move by The Godfamily…

Mark:Vertigo covers Triple H 1………………….2…………….Kickout by Triple H…

Rhino:The Game is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Vertigo charges… Spin Heel Kick! Taking Triple H right off of his feet…

Rhino:Vertigo is tagging back in Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:The Game is back up… Big Daddy Ace hooks him up… Jackhammer! By Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is looking to go in to his final match with a big win over DX and he is on his way right now…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Triple H 1……………………..2………………..Kickout by Triple H…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now waiting for The Game to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace with right hands to Triple H as he now sends Triple H off in to the corner…

Rhino:The Game is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:SPEAR!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just took Triple H off of his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers The Game 1…………………….2…………………3……….No! Shawn Michaels comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Triple H is trying to get back up…

Mark:Vertigo has been tagged in…

Rhino:Vertigo is waiting for Triple H to turn around…

Mark:Springboard! Crossbody! No! SPINEBUSTER!

Rhino:Nice counter right there by Triple H drilling Vertigo in to the mat…

Mark:Both men need to make a tag…

Rhino:Triple H crawls to the corner and tags in Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets the tag as well… Shawn Michaels and Big Daddy Ace are trading shots right now in the center of the ring…

Rhino:They are slugging it out right now…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm!

Rhino:Vintage Shawn Michaels right there…

Mark:Shawn Michaels nips back up…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Atomic Drop! By Shawn Michaels and he follows it up with a scoop and a slam…

Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects…

Rhino:We know what is next…

Mark:The band is being tuned up as Big Daddy Ace struggles to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:If Shawn Michaels hits the kick it going to be all over…

Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Big Daddy Ace ducks… Big Daddy Ace sets up Shawn Michaels… ACE CRUSHER!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels has been laid out…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Shawn Michaels 1……………………….2…………………3……….NO! Triple H comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Triple H is now fighting with Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:The Game with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! Vertigo comes in and nails Triple H with a clothesline…

Rhino:The Game is staggering back by the ropes…

Mark:Double Clothesline! By Vertigo and Big Daddy Ace sending Triple H to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Vertigo now gets a legal tag in to the ring…

Mark:Vertigo is holding up Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:This is not going to be good…

Mark:SPEAR! MISSED! Big Daddy Ace just speared Vertigo…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is turning around…

Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has been knocked out…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Vertigo 1………………………..2……………….3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners DEGENERATION X!

Rhino:DX gets the win over The Godfamily here tonight…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to help Vertigo back up on to his feet…

Rhino:William McConnell has come down to ringside and is now face to face with Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Both Shawn Michaels and William McConnell are staring down one another holding up their titles…

Rhino:Look Out!

Mark:Josh Stewart and Chris Jericho just jumped Triple H on the outside…

Rhino:Looks like Chris Jericho and Josh Stewart are looking to send a message to Triple H and…

Mark:Christian Cage… Who is up on the ramp watching all of this go down…

Rhino:Vertigo just shoved Big Daddy Ace right in the face…

Mark:Looks like there is some tension building right there…

Rhino:Referee’s are trying to keep Shawn Michaels and William McConnell apart…

Mark:The Rock just walked out on the ramp next to Christian…

Rhino:The Rock has a smile on his face for some reason…

Mark:OH MY GOD!

Rhino:ITS KURT ANGLE!

Mark:What in the World!

Rhino:We havent see him in months…

Mark:Kurt Angle is humming a song that sounds like The Battle Hymn Of The Republic…

Rhino:The Rock and Kurt Angle smile at one another…

Mark:Everyone is in shock… What now…

(Camera Pans up to the Sky Box with Lone Jobber)

Waiter:Here is your Banana Mr. Jobber…

Lone Jobber:Mmm… Now This (pauses)…This Is Glory… Oh Its True… Its Damn True!

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