Tuesday Night Carnage 08-11-09

Mark:We are live in Denver, Colorado at the Pepsi Center for Tuesday Night Carnage… As Rhino… We have a stacked line up for everyone tonight including our Main Event… Which is a Champion vs Champion showdown…

Rhino:It will be the EWA World Champion Big Daddy Ace stepping in to the ring with the EWA Total Impact Champion Lone Jobber… We will find out which one is the more dominant champion…

Mark:Also tonight we will crown a new Number One Contender for the EWA Total Impact Championship when Jay Mack battles Josh Stewart…

Rhino:Josh Stewart looks to get back on the winning track and in the title picture for the EWA Total Impact Championship and the only man standing in his way is the Real Deal Jay Mack…

Mark:Also we will see who will compete for the EWA Womens Championship at Summertime Blowout when Maryse battles Alexis Laree…

Rhino:These two women are ready to tear in to one another and they will do battle tonight…

Mark:Plus the Road to Glory Tournament begins tonight… And so much more so lets gets to the ring for our opening contest…

Troy “The Rampage” Joseph vs Dante Daevain

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing First… From Heaven Sent from the First Heaven… Weighing in at 327 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!

(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Shangra-La…Weighing in at 225 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!

(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena..)

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets up in to the face of Dante Daevain and starts hammering him with right hands…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is looking to get back on track after coming up short in his quest for the EWA Total Impact Championship…

Mark:Dante Daevain grabs the right arm of Troy Joseph and now drives a knee right in to the midsection of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is backing him up in to the corner…

Mark:Dante Daevain with hard knees right to the midsection of Troy Joseph in the corner…Dante Daevain now whips Troy “The Rampage” Joseph off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Dante Daevain lifts up Troy Joseph… Side Walk Slam! Driving Troy “The Rampage” Joseph right down in to the canvas…Dante Daevain covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph 1……………2………..Kickout by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain now whips Troy “The Rampage” Joseph off in to the ropes… Dante Daevain goes for a clothesline… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph ducks… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph swings around on the body of Dante Daevain… DDT!

Rhino:Nice counter move right there by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Dante Daevain 1………….2……….Kickout by Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now comes off the ropes and connects with a Flying Shoulder Block!

Rhino:Dante Daevain got knocked through the ropes and to the outside of the ring he goes…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now leaps over the top rope…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is Caught!

Mark:Dante Daevain now drives Troy “The Rampage” Joseph in to the steel ring post…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is holding on to his back…

Mark:Dante Daevain rolls Troy Joseph back in to the ring…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain now picks up Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Troy Joseph…

Mark:Snake Eyes! No! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph escapes and Dante Daevain gets shoved in to the corner…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is staggering backwards…

Mark:Reverse DDT! As Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes for the cover 1……………….2………….3…….No! Dante Daevain gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now lining up Dante Daevain… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO! Dante Daevain moves out of the way…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is now lining up Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Mark:Dante Daevain shoves Troy “The Rampage” Joseph off in to the ropes… Powerslam!

Rhino:Dante Daevain could have him right now…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph 1…………………2…………….3…….NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… THE FALL OF MAN! NO! Blocked!

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph with elbows right to the head of Dante Daevain…

Mark:Dante Daevain is spinning around… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!

Rhino:Dante Daevain has been laid out…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Dante Daevain 1……………….2……………3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TROY “The Rampage” JOSEPH!

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets a nice bounce back victory after coming up short against Lone Jobber and his quest for the EWA Total Impact Championship…

Mark:Still to come tonight in our Main Event it will be a Champions vs Champions Showdown… Between Big Daddy Ace and Lone Jobber… But its back to the ring for more action…

J-Twisted vs Gorch Fock vs Chris Kane

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…From Orlando, Florida… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… CHRIS KANE!

(“I Stand Alone” plays as Chris Kane enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… GORCH FOCK!

(“Toccata” plays as Gorch Fock enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… J-TWISTED!

(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)

Mark:J-Twisted comes out firing and starts nailing Gorch Fock with right hands… J-Twisted whips Gorch Fock off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Look out for Chris Kane…

Mark:Chris Kane charges with a clothesline and he lays out J-Twisted…

Rhino:That knocked J-Twisted right off of his feet…

Mark:J-Twisted is getting back up on to his feet by the ropes… Chris Kane charges… J-Twisted ducks and pulls down the ropes and to the outside of the ring goes Chris Kane…

Rhino:Chirs Kane hit the ground hard…

Mark:Gorch Fock is getting back up on to his feet… J-Twisted charges and drives him back in to the corner…

Rhino:J-Twisted is driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of Gorch Fock…

Mark:J-Twisted now hooks up Gorch Fock and drives Gorch Fock in to the canvas with a Front Face Suplex!

Rhino:Gorch Fock was driven right in to the mat…

Mark:J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:It looks like the Number One Contender is going to fly…

Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects right down on to Gorch Fock… J-Twisted covers Gorch Fock 1……………..2…………3……NO! Chris Kane pulls J-Twisted out of the ring…

Rhino:J-Twisted and Chris Kane are now battling on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Chris Kane just rammed J-Twisted’s head right in to the steel steps…

Rhino:J-Twisted is dazed…

Mark:Chris Kane now whips J-Twisted… J-Twisted with a reversal… Chris Kane goes hard in to the Steel Guard Rail!

Rhino:Chris Kane is now dazed on his feet…

Mark:Running Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of Chris Kane…

Rhino:Chris Kane is down on the outside…

Mark:J-Twisted is now back in to the ring…

Rhino:Gorch Fock is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:J-Twisted is now hooking up Gorch Fock…ONE HITTA QUITTA!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:J-Twisted covers Gorch Fock 1………………2………….3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner J-TWISTED!

Rhino:J-Twisted with a Dominating Performance here tonight against Gorch Fock and Chris Kane…

Mark:J-Twisted has been impressive the last couple of months and has earned himself a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Big Daddy Ace at Summertime Blowout… Right now its time to determine a Number One Contender for the EWA Womens Championship…

Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Womens Championship
Alexis Laree vs Maryse

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!

(“Fake It” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Montreal, Quebec, Canada… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… MARYSE!

(“What u Gon Do” plays as Maryse enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go…

Rhino:The winner of this match up will face Stephanie McMahon for the EWA Womens Championship at Summertime Blowout…

Mark:Maryse locks up with Alexis Laree in the center of the ring… As both women are battling for position…

Rhino:Neither woman is backing up an inch…

Mark:Alexis Laree is able to back Maryse up in to the ropes…

Rhino:Maryse is asking for a clean break…

Mark:Alexis Laree is being backed up by the referee… Alexis Laree shoves the referee aside and goes after Maryse and once again she ducks her head between the ropes and is telling the referee to back her up…

Rhino:Alexis Laree really wants to get a piece of her…

Mark:Maryse locks back up with Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree goes behind Maryse and takes her right off of her feet…Alexis Laree is now driving her knees right in to the side of Maryse…

Rhino:She is just hammering her with repeated shots right there is Alexis Laree…

Mark:Alexis Laree now pulls Maryse back up on to her feet… Vertical Suplex! Dropping Maryse right back down to the canvas… As now Alexis Laree floats over on to Maryse 1………………2………..Kickout by Maryse…

Rhino:Maryse is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…

Mark:Maryse is backing off in the corner…

Rhino:Maryse is telling the referee to keep Alexis Laree away…

Mark:Alexis Laree shoves the referee out of the way and goes after Maryse… Alexis Laree gets caught with a kick to the midsection and now Maryse grabs Alexis Laree and drives her shoulder first in to the steel ring post…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is holding on to her arm…

Mark:Maryse now hooks her up… Single Arm DDT!

Rhino:Right down on to that injured arm… Smart move right there by Maryse…

Mark:Maryse now with a hammer lock and now scoops her up and slams her right down on to her injured arm…

Rhino:What is Maryse doing now?

Mark:Maryse is stretching the arm of Alexis Laree and stomps right down on to the arm of Alexis Laree…

Rhino:Maryse is now taunting the crowd right now…

Mark:Maryse is now scooping up Alexis Laree… Shoulder Breaker!

Rhino:Alexis Laree is in trouble right now…

Mark:Maryse covers Alexis Laree 1…………………2…………….Kickout by Alexis Laree…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is now trying to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Maryse now hooks up Alexis Laree… Russian Leg Sweep! No! Alexis Laree with elbows right to the side of the head…

Rhino:Maryse is spinning around…

Mark:Running Headscissors Take Over! By Alexis Laree…

Rhino:She took Maryse right off of her feet…

Mark:Maryse is back up and gets taken right off of her feet and scores with a Dropkick!

Rhino:Alexis Laree is starting to get fired up…

Mark:Maryse now back up… Alexis Laree charges… Lou Thez Press!

Rhino:She is connecting with shots…

Mark:Alexis Laree now is holding on to her arm right now…

Rhino:She is still feeling the effects of the arm injury…

Mark:Alexis Laree now kicks Maryse in the midsection…Swinging Neckbreaker!

Rhino:Maryse is now slow to get back up on to feet…

Mark:Maryse looks to be out on her feet…

Rhino:Alexis Laree has her lined up…

Mark:CHICK KICK!

Rhino:Big kick right there…

Mark:Alexis Laree covers Maryse 1………………….2……………….3……….NO! Maryse gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:So very close right there…

Mark:Alexis Laree is now waiting for Maryse to get back up on to her feet…

Rhino:It looks like Alexis Laree is looking to once again become the Number One Contender for the EWA Womens Championship…

Mark:Alexis Laree has her hooked up… LAREE DDT! NO!

Rhino:Alexis Laree’s arm gave out on her…

Mark:Maryse hooks up Alexis Laree… FRENCH TKO! NO! Ducked by Alexis Laree… School Girl! 1…………….2…………..3…….. NO! Maryse kicks out…

Rhino:Maryse is getting back up on to her feet…

Mark:Alexis Laree goes for a right hand… Maryse ducks… And now yanks on the arm of Alexis Laree…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is holding on to her arm…

Mark:Maryse hooks her up… FRENCH KISS!

Rhino:Alexis Laree is out…

Mark:Maryse hooks the leg 1……………………..2………………3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MARYSE!

Rhino:Maryse is now the Number One Contender for the EWA Womens Championship…

Mark:It will be Maryse and Stephanie McMahon battling for the EWA Womens Championship at Summertime Blowout… The Road to Glory starts tonight and lets get to our first match in the…Wait a second I am being told something is going on backstage…

Jobber:Woah, hold on there one second.

HHH:What do you want? Cant you see I have a match…

Jobber:I know, I know. I wasn’t here to talk to you. I needed to talk to the guy who is in charge of music.

HHH:What are you talking about?

Jobber:Well, apparently as I was doing some of the paper work that Will left on my desk, I noticed that the rights to your music expired and well, someone made a new claim to the music. So you will no longer be allowed to use your theme song any longer, so me and the boys, came up with something new for you to try out. Its something cool and hip, I think you will like it.

HHH:You have got to be kidding me…

Jobber:Im dead serious. So best of luck.

Mark:The road to glory now begins…

Road to Glory
Triple H vs Steele

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a First Round Match in the Road to Glory Tournament… Introducing first…From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… STEELE!

(“Wings of a Butterfly” plays as Steele enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The Game TRIPLE H!

(“Basketball Highlight Rell #34” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Mark:Well Triple H just got dealt a curveball as his music was changed by El Presidente…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting all up in the business of Triple H right now…

Mark:He is and it might throw Triple H off of his game…Triple H and Steele lock up in the center of the ring… Triple H with a side headlock on Steele…

Rhino:Steele is fighting out of it…

Mark:Steele shoves Triple H off in to the ropes… Triple H comes off the ropes and knocks Steele off of his feet with a Shoulder Block!

Rhino:Steele gets back up…

Mark:Triple H now scoops up Steele and slams him straight down to the canvas… Triple H now comes off the ropes and drops the knee right down in to the face of Steele…

Rhino:Triple H is coming out firing to start off this match up…

Mark:Triple H covers Steele 1…………….2………..Kickout by Steele…

Rhino:Steele is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H connects with a couple of right hands and now scoops up Steele… Steele slides off the shoulder of Triple H and drives him chest first in to the corner…

Rhino:Triple H is staggering backwards…

Mark:Steele hooks up Triple H… German Release Suplex!

Rhino:Nice move right there by Steele…

Mark:Steele covers Triple H 1…………….2………..Kickout by Triple H…

Rhino:Right now Triple H is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steele with right hands to Triple H… Steele hooks up Triple H… Brainbuster!

Rhino:Triple H has been dropped right on his head…

Mark:Steele covers Triple H 1………………2………….Triple H once again kicks out…

Rhino:The Game is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steele now hooks up Triple H… Russian Leg Sweep! Steele once again covers Triple H 1…………………2…………….Kickout!

Rhino:Steele continues to put the punishment on Triple H…

Mark:Triple H is now trying to get back up… Steele is now hooking up Triple H… OXIDATION! NO! Triple H counters out…

Rhino:Triple H is coming back with right hands to Steele…

Mark:Triple H kicks Steele in the midsection… Knee Buster!

Rhino:Steele is spinning around…

Mark:Short Arm Clothesline! By Triple H laying out Steele…

Rhino:The Game is getting back in to a groove…

Mark:Triple H covers Steele 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Steele…

Rhino:Steele is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H kicks Steele in the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Nice counter by Steele…

Mark:Both men are back up… Steele goes for a clothesline… Triple H ducks… Neckbreaker!

Rhino:Nice counter right there by Triple H…

Mark:Counter after Counter right here between both men…

Rhino:Steele is now pulling himself back up…

Mark:Triple H now spins Steele around… SPINEBUSTER!

Rhino:Steele has been driven right in to the mat…

Mark:Triple H has him beat right now… Triple H covers Steele 1………………..2………………3…………NO! Steele gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Triple H thought he had him beat…

Mark:Triple H is now waiting for Steele to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Game is looking to put Steele away right here and now…

Mark:Triple H has Steele hooked up…

(“King of Kings” plays in the arena…)

Rhino:Whats going on here?

Mark:Its Lone Jobber!

Rhino:What is he doing out here?

Mark:Especially coming out to Triple H’s music…

Rhino:Triple H is now turning back his attention to Steele…

Mark:Triple H now picks up Steele…Pedigree! No! Small Package! 1…………………….2……………….3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STEELE!

Rhino:Steele has moved on in to the Road to Glory Tournament…

Mark:Triple H is chasing Steele out of the ring…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is laughing…

Mark:Triple H is frustrated…

Rhino:Steele just ran up the ramp…

Mark:Lone Jobber just gave Steele a high five…

Rhino:It looks like Lone Jobber has something to say now…

Jobber:Congratulations to Steele. Now that kid knows quality. So how is everyone doing? Having fun? Enjoying the Road to Glory, cause I know I am. However, this happens to be a little bit of a bittersweet moment for the Jobber, for I have good news, and I have grave news. And honestly, none of it concerns you (points to Hunter) so chill holmes. As everyone might as well knows, this last week in preparation for my big time match with Ace, I took it off to catch up on a little paperwork. Some interesting reads. However, I happened to notice, a leak. Not someone sitting by, telling the world our internal affairs, no, but a cash leak. An internal audit found that the company is holding on to, certain assets that are having a negative impact. And with the economy the way it is, sadly there has to be cut backs. Thusly, I regretfully announce the separate of the following and wish for the best on their future endeavors, or something. And now, sadly, the list (Jobber takes out a sheet of paper.) LJ Invite winner, Val Venis. The Outsiders. Bobo Freakilious. The Sensation Jello, ello,, eh? Hunter, why the long face, man? Surely you weren’t that good of friends with Beefy. Is this a bad time? I mean, you did lose to Steele, so surely you can’t be having a good time right now, what with not going to Glory for the EWA World Championship.. Why are you pointing at me like that? Out.. what? Outkasts? Hunter, come on, man, they’ve been dead longer than the Wolfpac.. ..Wolfpac.. Oh.. OH! Silly me, I said the Outsiders, didn’t I? It’s weird how something totally unbiased turns out. I mean, for the second time in as many weeks, I guess I ended up gutting the life out of Dx. weird. Oh well, ain’t shit you can do except find Scott and tell him he ain’t gotta go home, but he can’t stay here cause its last call. And now if you will, I have a deep tissue massage to get to, god bless the EWA.

Rhino:Look how pissed Triple H is…

Mark:Lone Jobber seems to be enjoying messing with Triple H any way he can…

Rhino:I wouldn’t want to be Lone Jobber when Triple H finally gets his hands on him…

Mark:Neither would I… As we now get set for our next Road to Glory Contest…

Road to Glory
Al Snow vs Rob Van Dam

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Road to Glory Tournament First Round Match… Introducing first…From Lima, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… AL SNOW!

(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Battle Creek, Michigan… Weighing in at 237 Pounds…ROB VAN DAM!

(“Walk” plays as Rob Van Dam enters the arena…)

Mark:Rob Van Dam and Al Snow lock up in the center of the ring… RVD nails Al Snow with a couple of hard forearm shots right to Al Snow…

Rhino:RVD is connecting with those shots…

Mark:Rob Van Dam whips Al Snow off in to the ropes… Reversal by Al Snow… RVD comes off the ropes… Al Snow with a leap frog… RVD comes back off the other side… Hip Toss!

Rhino:RVD gets right back up…

Mark:Al Snow takes Rob Van Dam over once again with another Hip Toss!

Rhino:Al Snow is one step ahead of Rob Van Dam at the moment…

Mark:Rob Van Dam is back up and Al Snow connects with a Dropkick! Knocking Rob Van Dam out of the ring…

Rhino:Al Snow is looking to make an impact and advance in the Road to Glory Tournament…

Mark:Al Snow charges… Baseball Slide!

Rhino:Al Snow really connected with that Baseball Slide and caught RVD square on…

Mark:Al Snow now rolls Rob Van Dam back in to the ring… As Al Snow is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:Rob Van Dam staggers back up on to his feet…

Mark:Flying Crossbody! No! RVD ducks and Al Snow crashes in to the canvas…

Rhino:RVD saw the move coming and was able to get out of the way…

Mark:Windmill Kick! Catching Al Snow right in the face… RVD now covers Al Snow 1………….2………..Al Snow kicks out…

Rhino:Al Snow is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:RVD gets Al Snow up on his shoulders… Steamroller Slam!

Rhino:Al Snow has been laid out near the corner…

Mark:Split Leg Moonsault! Connects! By Rob Van Dam… RVD covers Al Snow 1…………………2………..3…..No! Al Snow gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Rob Van Dam is trying to get back in to the EWA World Title Picture after losing his title to Big Daddy Ace at Beach Brawl…

Mark:Rob Van Dam is now waiting for Al Snow to get back up on to his feet… RVD scoops up Al Snow… Falling Slam! Dropping Al Snow right in to the mat…

Rhino:What does RVD have in mind right now?

Mark:Rolling Thunder! No! Al Snow rolls out of the way and out of the ring to avoid Rolling Thunder…

Rhino:Al Snow had that move scouted…

Mark:Al Snow is back in the ring and now hooks up RVD… Snow Bomb!

Rhino:RVD driven right in to the mat…

Mark:Al Snow covers Rob Van Dam 1………………….2……………3…..NO! RVD gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close near fall right there…

Mark:Rob Van Dam is now staggering back up on to his feet… Al Snow grabs RVD… Trapping Heabutts!

Rhino:RVD is dazed after those headbutts…

Mark:Al Snow hooks up RVD… DDT! Al Snow covers Rob Van Dam 1………………2…………3……..NO! Rob Van Dam gets his shoulder up again…

Rhino:Al Snow looks to be on his way to advancing in the Road to Glory Tournament…

Mark:Al Snow is now setting Rob Van Dam up on the top rope…

Rhino:What does Al Snow have in mind here?

Mark:Al Snow hooks up Rob Van Dam… SUPERPLEX! NO! RVD blocks… RVD with a kick right to the head of Al Snow knocking him off the top rope…

Rhino:Al Snow is down…

Mark:RVD is up… FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! CONNECTS!

Rhino:RVD could have it right here and now…

Mark:Rob Van Dam covers Al Snow 1……………….2……………..3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ROB VAN DAM!

Rhino:Rob Van Dam moves on in the Road to Glory Tournament…

Mark:Rob Van Dam is back on the road to regaining his EWA World Heavyweight Championship… As we now get set for our next Road to Glory Tournament Match…

Road to Glory
William McConnell vs Subway

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Road to Glory First Round Match… Introducing first…From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… EWA Commissioner… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!

(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)

Mark:This is the first time we are seeing William McConnell in an EWA Ring since he lost the EWA World Heavyweight Championship back in the fall of 2008…

Rhino:He has been busy being the EWA Commissioner, but now he has decided that he needs to get back in the ring and regain his form as an in ring competitor…

Mark:Subway goes right after William McConnell and just starts hammering him with right hands…

Rhino:Subway is just opening up on William McConnell…

Mark:Subway backs William McConnell up in the corner and continues to connect with right hands… Subway now with an irish whip and sends William McConnell off in to the farside…

Rhino:Here comes Subway…

Mark:Running Clothesline! No! William McConnell moves out of the way and Subway goes right in to the corner… William McConnell goes behind Subway… School Boy! 1………………….2………………..Kickout by Subway…

Rhino:Subway gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:William McConnell now with a couple of chops to the chest of Subway as he whips Subway off in to the ropes…Dropkick! By William McConnell…

Rhino:Subway is trying to get back up…

Mark:William McConnell now with a Snapmare… Right in to a Flipping Neckbreaker! By William McConnell… As he now covers Subway 1……………….2……………Kickout by Subway…

Rhino:William McConnell is trying to shake the rust off and is doing a good job right now…

Mark:Subway gets back up on to his feet… Atomic Drop! As Subway is spinning around… Belly to Back Suplex! Dropping Subway right on the back of his head…

Rhino:Subway right now is in trouble…

Mark:William McConnell covers Subway 1…………………2…………….3…No! Subway gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:The Answer is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Subway is back up on to his feet… Flying Crossbody! Connects! No! Subway rolls through… Cover 1…………………2…………..3……….NO! William McConnell kicks out…

Rhino:Subway almost stole it right there…

Mark:William McConnell is back up… William McConnell charges with a clothesline… Subway ducks and now spins William McConnell around… Double Arm DDT!

Rhino:Subway could have him right now…

Mark:Subway covers William McConnell 1………………2……………….3………..NO! William McConnell gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Really close one right there…

Mark:William McConnell is now staggering back up on to his feet… Subway kicks him in the Midsection… Pulling Piledriver! No! Back Body Drop!

Rhino:William McConnell just saved himself right there by countering out of that piledriver…

Mark:Subway is slow to get back up on to five… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! Connects!

Rhino:That could be it…

Mark:William McConnell covers Subway 1………………….2………………3…………..NO! Subway gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:William McConnell thought he had him beat after that Superkick…

Mark:William McConnell is now waiting for Subway to get back up… Q & A! NO! Subway blocks and shoves William McConnell off in to the corner…

Rhino:William McConnell is staggering around…

Mark:SUBLINE! CONNECTS! Subway covers William McConnell 1…………………..2………………3……………ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SUBWAY!

Rhino:Subway moves on in the Road to Glory Tournament…

Mark:We know it will now be Subway battling Steele and Rob Van Dam in the second round of the Road to Glory Tournament… As we now get set for the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Total Impact Championship… But right now we would like to remind you to check out the official shop of the EWA, that’s Shop.eWazone.com to get all of the latest EWA Gear… As we now get set… Wait I am being told we have a camera in the backstage area following William McConnell…

Rhino:He seems to be down on his luck after coming up short against Subway just a minute ago…

Mark:William McConnell is walking in the backstage area and he just peaked in to the locker room of the EWA Total Impact Champion…

Rhino:Is that Lone Jobber shining his belt?

Mark:I think it is…

Rhino:I dont think William McConnell liked to see that as he is shaking his head as he walked by…

Mark:You know it had to be hard for William McConnell as he just got back in to the ring and he sees one of his long time rivals with a championship…

Rhino:I believe it would be hard for me to deal with…

Mark:William McConnell stops as he just walked by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:I think Big Daddy Ace just said whats up to William McConnell…

Mark:Look Out! William McConnell just jumped Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Why is he doing this?

Mark:William McConnell is on top of Big Daddy Ace nailing him with lefts and rights…

Rhino:EWA Security is trying to pull him off of Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:I think William McConnell just snapped…

Rhino:I guess life as commissioner is starting to get to William McConnell…

Mark:Hopefully we find out more to this story as the night goes on as we get set for the Number One Contenders Match…

Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Total Impact Championship
Jay Mack vs Josh Stewart

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!

(“Way of the Fist” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… The Real Deal JAY MACK!

(“What u Gon Do” plays as Jay Mack enters the arena…)

Mark:Both men have some history with the EWA Total Impact Championship or the man who holds the title, Lone Jobber…

Rhino:They both want a crack at Lone Jobber and they have let everyone know it this week…

Mark:Josh Stewart nails Jay Mackw ith a couple of hard right hands…

Rhino:Jay Mack is coming back with right hands of his own…

Mark:Jay Mack with a kick to the midsection and now whips Josh Stewart off in to the ropes… Reversal by Josh Stewart… Jay Mack comes off the ropes… Back Elbow! By Josh Stewart nailing Jay Mack right in the face…

Rhino:Jay Mack gets right back up…

Mark:Josh Stewart now grabs Jay Mack by the arms and starts to nail him with headbutts…

Rhino:Jay Mack is dazed…

Mark:Josh Stewart now charges and connects with a Spin Heel Kick! Josh Stewart goes right for the cover 1……………..2…..Kickout by Jay Mack…

Rhino:Jay Mack is rolling to the outside of the ring to slow down the pace of this match up…

Mark:Jay Mack is a veteran of the ring wars… And he knows when he needs to slow things down…

Rhino:Look Out!

Mark:Josh Stewart launches himself over the top rope and he lands right down on to Jay Mack on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is coming out firing…

Mark:Josh Stewart now gets on top of Jay Mack and nails him with right hands…

Rhino:The fans are getting behind Josh Stewart right now…

Mark:Josh Stewart rolls Jay Mack back in to the ring…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is up on the top rope…

Mark:Jay Mack gets up on to his feet… Moonsault! Connects and lands right down on to Jay Mack… Josh Stewart with the cover 1………………2…………….Kickout by Jay Mack…

Rhino:Josh Stewart pulling out all the stops right now…

Mark:Jay Mack is now getting back up on to his feet… Josh Stewart goes behind Jay Mack… German Suplex! No! Jay Mack lands on his feet… Clothesline From Behind! By Jay Mack…

Rhino:Jay Mack caught Josh Stewart hard right in the back of the head…

Mark:Josh Stewart is now getting back up on to his feet… Jay Mack now whips Josh Stewart off in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Backbreaker!

Rhino:Josh Stewart holding on to his back..

Mark:Jay Mack now gets on top of the back of Josh Stewart and drives his knee right in to the lower back of Josh Stewart…

Rhino:Jay Mack is continuing to drive his knee right in to the back of Josh Stewart…

Mark:Jay Mack is picking Josh Stewart back up… Backbreaker! Driving Josh Stewart right back down on to his knee and in to the lower back of Josh Stewart… Jay Mack covers Josh Stewart 1……………….2…………. Josh Stewart kicks out…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Jay Mack now trips up Josh Stewart… Boston Crab!

Rhino:Josh Stewart is trapped in the Boston Crab…

Mark:Jay Mack is putting all of his 275 Pound Frame on to the back of Josh Stewart…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to crawl to the ropes to break up the hold…

Mark:Jay Mack continues to sit back on the Boston Crab…

Rhino:You can see the pain in the face of Josh Stewart…

Mark:Josh Stewart reaches out and is able to get to the ropes by the damage has been done to the back of Josh Stewart…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is holding on to his back as he gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:Jay Mack goes behind Josh Stewart and just nails him with a forearm shot right to the lower back of Josh Stewart… As Jay Mack now hooks up Josh Stewart… Belly to Back Suplex! As Josh Stewart gets dropped right on his back…

Rhino:Jay Mack is in complete control right now…

Mark:Jay Mack hooks up Josh Stewart… Side Walk Slam! Jay Mack covers Josh Stewart 1………………..2………….3…..NO! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close near fall right there…

Mark:Josh Stewart is trying to use the ropes to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Jay Mack has Josh Stewart lined up…

Mark:Jay Mack has him lined up… The DOWNLOW! NO! Countered… DDT!

Rhino:Josh Stewart countered the Spinebuster and laid him out with a DDT…

Mark:Both men are down on the canvas right now…

Rhino:They are both slow to get back up on to their feet…

Mark:Jay Mack goes for a right hand… Josh Stewart blocks and starts to nail him with right hands…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is fighting back…

Mark:Josh Stewart sends Jay Mack off in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!

Rhino:Jay Mack gets back up…

Mark:Josh Stewart lines him up… Back Flip Kick!

Rhino:Jay Mack is dazed…

Mark:Hard Clothesline! By Josh Stewart… Josh Stewar t covers Jay Mack 1…………………2…………3……No! Jay Mack kicks out…

Rhino:Jay Mack is getting back up on to his feet slowly right now…

Mark:Josh Stewart is now hooking up Jay Mack… EYE FOR AN EYE!

Rhino:Jay Mack is in trouble now…

Mark:Josh Stewart covers Jay Mack again 1…………………2……………3………….NO! Jay Mack gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Really close one right there…

Mark:Josh Stewart is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:It looks like he is going to fly…

Mark:BROKEN SANITY! NO! Jay Mack moves out of the way…

Rhino:Josh Stewart crashed and burned…

Mark:Josh Stewart is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Josh Stewart looks to be out on his feet…

Mark:Jay Mack lines him up… DOWNLOW!

Rhino:Josh Stewart has been driven right in to the mat…

Mark:Jay Mack covers Josh Stewart 1…………………2……………….3…………….NO! Josh Stewart kicks out…

Rhino:So very close… Jay Mack was a half a second away from becoming the Number One Contender for the EWA Total Impact Championship…

Mark:Jay Mack is now waiting for Josh Stewart to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Josh Stewart looks to be out on his feet…

Mark:Jay Mack hooks him up… REAL DEAL DRIVER! NO! Josh Stewart escapes… Jay Mack turns around… RETURN OF THE STEW!

Rhino:Josh Stewart caught him square on with that 720 Round House Kick…

Mark:Josh Stewart covers Jay Mack 1……………….2…………………3………..NO! Jay Mack gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Jay Mack is now the one who is slow to get up on to his feet…

Mark:It looks like Josh Stewart is looking to put Jay Mack away…

Rhino:This has been a back and forth battle and I think Josh Stewart has this match up going his way right now…

Mark:Jay Mack is back up… Josh Stewart hooks him up… BRAIN STEW! NO! Jay Mack escapes… Jay Mack with a shot to the back and now hooks him up… REAL DEAL DRIVER!

Rhino:That’s gonna be it…

Mark:Jay Mack covers Josh Stewart 1………………2…………3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JAY MACK!

Rhino:Jay Mack is now the Number One Contender for the EWA Total Impact Championship…

Mark:It will be Jay Mack and Lone Jobber battling for the gold… But the losing streak for Josh Stewart continues… As we now get set for our Main Event…

Champion vs Champion
Big Daddy Ace vs Lone Jobber

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds…The EWA World Champion…BIG DADDY ACE!

(“New Divide” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)

Mark:And here we…

(“Break Down The Walls” plays as Chris Jericho walks out in to the arena…)

Rhino:What is Chris Jericho doing out here?

Mark:Looks like Chris Jericho is going to be watching this match up from ringside… As Big Daddy Ace and Lone Jobber get face to face in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Both men are looking to prove which one is the dominant champion in the EWA…

Mark:Lone Jobber just got up in to the face of Big Daddy Ace and just slapped him right across the face…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace didn’t like that…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for a right hand… Lone Jobber ducks and starts to nail Big Daddy Ace with right hands of his own…Lone Jobber now whips Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets right back up…

Mark:Lone Jobber charges… Clothesline! Ducked by Big Daddy Ace and he now starts to open up on Lone Jobber by the ropes with right hands…

Rhino:Look at him go…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace reaches back and nails Lone Jobber with a big right hand knocking him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes the EWA Total Impact Champion…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace going out after Lone Jobber right now…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is telling Chris Jericho to back away… As Big Daddy Ace grabs Lone Jobber by the head and rams him right in to the steel steps…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is spinning around dazed…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now with an irish whip and sends Lone Jobber right in to the steel ring post…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace rolls Lone Jobber back in to the ring…

Mark:Lone Jobber staggers up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace is up on the top rope… Flying Shoulder Block! By Big Daddy Ace laying out Lone Jobber… Big Daddy Ace covers Lone Jobber 1…………..2………..Kickout by El Presidente…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet slowly right now…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Lone Jobber.. Jackhammer! By the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Big Daddy Ace covers Lone Jobber 1………………2……………..3…No! Lone Jobber kicks out…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Lone Jobber off in to the farside corner… Big Daddy Ace charges in… Lone Jobber gets his boot up in the face of Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace staggers around…

Mark:Running Bulldog! By Lone Jobber driving Big Daddy Ace face first in to the mat… Lone Jobber covers Big Daddy Ace 1……….2………Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back in to this match up…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace slow to get back up… Low Card Kick!

Rhino:I think he could have him right here as Lone Jobber was able to get all of that kick…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………….2…………..3…..NO! Big Daddy Ace kicks out…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get abck up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up… Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection… Piledriver!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has been dropped right on his head…

Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:It looks like El Presidente is going to fly…

Mark:450 Splash Connects!

Rhino:This has gotta be it…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………….2………….3…….NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Lone Jobber thought he had him beat right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber now waits for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet… THE GIMMICK! NO! Big Daddy Ace gets out of it and now nails Lone Jobber in the midsection with right hands… Big Daddy Ace shoves Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… SPEAR!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got all of that spear…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Lone Jobber 1……………….2…………….3………NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:So very close right there…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now in position to put Lone Jobber away…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace has him up on his shoulders…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is up on the apron…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace drops Lone Jobber and charges at Chris Jericho… SPEAR!

Rhino:Chris Jericho just got speared off the apron by Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace turns around… THE GIMMICK! Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1………………..2…………..3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:Lone Jobber picks the victory here tonight after the distraction from Chris Jericho…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace suffered an attack from William McConnell before the match and was able to fight through it and now got distracted by Chris Jericho and it cost him tonight…

Rhino:Lone Jobber proved to be the dominant champion tonight… But how long can he hold on to his title?

Mark:Things are heating up as we are on the Road to Glory 2009… Good Night Everyone!

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