Tuesday Night Carnage 10-12-10
Mark:We are live in Long Island, New York… The first event after Glory… This is Tuesday Night Carnage and what we are looking at tonight Rhino… Is one hell of a showdown between two of the top champions in the EWA…
Rhino:Oh you better believe it Mark… Its going to be a big time showdown tonight…
Mark:In our Main Event we will see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Shawn Michaels battle the EWA Total Impact Champion Diamond Dallas Page…
Rhino:That one should be something to see…
Mark:Also we have been told that tonight we will hear from the EWA Commissioner William McConnell…
Rhino:Its going to be surprising to see what he has to say… As last week we all thought it was going to be his last night in the EWA… But instead he ended the career of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:So who knows what William McConnell will have to say tonight… But we are going to head to the…
(“Open Your Eyes” hits throughout the arena as the crowd erupts in cheers.)
Rhino:Mark, is that…
Mark:It can’t be, can it? Has he returned?
Rhino:It is! Doug Kinsella is back!
(Doug Kinsella walks out from the back, as he looks out into the cheering crowd. He has a grin on his face as he makes his way to the ring. He enters and grabs a microphone as the music dies down.)
Mark:It has been over fifteen months since we have seen Doug Kinsella in an EWA ring!
Rhino:What an unexpected surprise.
Doug Kinsella: Ladies and gentlemen! Are you surprised?
(The crowd takes another round of cheers.)
Doug Kinsella: I have been doing a lot of thinking lately. I figured that it is about time that I make my way back to the ring. I was wanting to do this at EWA’s biggest event of the year, Glory. But unfortunately, I was unable to make it. But I am hear at Tuesday Night Carnage! I am back, to make an impact! And I am not wasting any time. You better bet that I have my eyes on The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels! That’s right, I am ready to do what I missed the last time. Become EWA World Champion!”
(The fans are behind Doug and his quest.)
Doug Kinsella: It doesn’t seem as though Shawn Michaels has an opponent quite yet for Halloween Hellraiser. So how about it, Shawn? Like old times, let’s give these fans a CLASSIC! Let’s give the EWA one of the greatest main event matches of all time. One to talk about for years. They are still talking about our last one, aren’t they? HBK versus JDK! Let’s make it happen!
(The fans give another pop, until “Famous” plays over the PA System…)
Rhino:Whats going on here now?
Mark:Thats the theme of Glory… So who the hell is coming out here now?
Rhino:Who is that?
Mark:Im not sure…
???:Let me introduce myself, My Name is W.T. Riker and I am here representing the EWA Executive Committee…
Rhino:W.T. Riker, that name sounds familar…
W.T.Riker:Mr. Kinsella, the EWA Executive Committee was alerted earlier this week that you have agreed to come back to the Extreme Wrestling Alliance and they had a feeling you would make the statement that just made, which is why I am here.
Doug Kinsella: So? Whats your point?
W.T. Riker:My point Mr Kinsella is this… the EWA Executive Committee has other plans for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship, as well, they have other plans for you…
Doug Kinsella: What exactly are those “Plans”?
W.T. Riker:Well I am glad you asked… The EWA Executive Committee is not going to hand out title shots to someone who just walks right back in the door on their first week, instead Mr. Kinsella the EWA Executive Committee has decided that you must EARN your way back up in to title contention…Which means, you will have to start at the bottom and work your way back up to the top. Its going to be a long process, the EWA Executive Committee hopes you are ready. Also, Mr. Kinsella, the EWA Executive Committee would like you to leave the ring right now, because you dont officially start til next week, as do have our first match up to get to right now.
Rhino:Well this is an interesting way to start off Tuesday Night Carnage…
Mark:It sure is… The return of Doug Kinsella… What else will happen tonight? Lets find out in our opening contest…
Intergender Match
Gina Carano vs Jake Jackson
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is an InterGender Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… .From New York… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… JAKE JACKSON!
(Jake Jackson’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in 143 Pounds… GINA CARANO!
(Carano’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Mark:The EWA Executive Committee has decided to let the women compete with the men and it begins tonight with Gina Carano taking on Jake Jackson…
Rhino:This should be quite an interesting contest…
Mark:Gina Carano gets up in the face of Jake Jackson and just slaps him across the face…
Rhino:I dont think that was a smart thing…
Mark:Gina Carano goes for a right hand… Jake Jackson blocks and knees Gina Carano right in to the midsection and now whips her off in to the ropes… Clothesline!
Rhino:Gina Carano is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Jake Jackson with a couple of shots to the midsection of Gina Carano and now picks her up… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:Gina Carano driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Jake Jackson covers Gina Carano 1………..2……..Kickout by Gina Carano…
Rhino:The former EWA Womens Champion is now staggering back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Jake Jackson charges in… Gina Carano moves and Jake Jackson goes shoulder first in to the ring post…
Rhino:Jake Jackson is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Single Arm DDT! By Gina Carano…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Gina Carano goes for the quick cover 1………2……..Kickout by Jake Jackson…
Rhino:Jake Jackson is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Gina Carano grabs the arm of Jake Jackson with a hammerlock and rams it right in to the turnbuckle…
Rhino:Gina Carano is now climbing up the ropes…
Mark:Gina Carano is laying in the right hands to Jake Jackson…
Rhino:Jake Jackson shoves her off the ropes and back down to the mat…
Mark:Gina Carano gets back up on to her feet… Jake Jackson comes out of the corner… Clothesline! That spins Gina Carano inside out…
Rhino:That took alot out of her…
Mark:Jake Jackson is now waiting for Gina Carano to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:I think Jake Jackson is looking to put her away right now…
Mark:Jake Jackson lifts her up high in the air…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Gina Carano…
Mark:Gina Carano rakes the eyes of Jake Jackson…
Rhino:Gina Carano gets out of it…
Mark:CARANO LOCK!
Rhino:Gina Carano has it locked in on Jake Jackson…
Mark:Gina Carano has her legs wrapped around his body…
Rhino:He is fading away…
Mark:The referee checks on Jake Jackson… The Referee calls for the bell… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner GINA CARANO!
Rhino:Gina Carano in her first match up against the men gets the victory here tonight…
Mark:Is it a sign of things to come? We will see when Alexis Laree is in action against Daz a little later on… But its now back to the ring for our next contest…
Al Snow vs Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“Glass Shatters” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Lima, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… AL SNOW!
(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Mark:Al Snow and Steve Austin lock up in the center of the ring.. Stone Cold lays in the right hands to Al Snow backing him up in to the ropes…Steve Austin with an irish whip.. Al Snow comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Al Snow gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Stone Cold charges at Al Snow… Al Snow ducks the clothesline… Stone Cold turns around… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Stone Cold is spinning around…
Mark:Al Snow scores with a dropkick… Al Snow goes for the cover 1………..2…………Kickout by Stone Cold…
Rhino:Stone Cold is getting back up…
Mark:You know Rhino, Al Snow once again is looking for his missing Shinobi outfit…Arent you going to be Shinobi for Halloween Rhino?
Rhino:I dont know what you are talking about…
Mark:I saw a Shinobi mask in your bag earlier…
Rhino:No you didn’t…
Mark:I could have swore I did…
Rhino:You are seeing things…
Mark:In any event… Back in the ring action Al Snow has backed Stone Cold up in to the corner… Al Snow with shots to the midsection and now shoots him off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Al Snow…
Mark:Stone Cold gets his boots up in the face of Al Snow…
Rhino:Al Snow is spinning around…
Mark:Stone Cold comes out of the corner… Lou Thez press…
Rhino:Stone Cold is laying in the right hands right now…
Mark:Stone Cold comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right in to the face of Al Snow…
Rhino:Right now Al Snow is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Stone Cold with a kick to the midsection… STUNNER! NO! Al Snow shoves him off in to the ropes… Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of Steve Austin…
Rhino:Stone Cold is dazed…
Mark:Al Snow is now hooking him up… Trapping Headbutts!
Rhino:Stone Cold is dazed after those headbutts…
Mark:Al Snow scoops up and slams Stone Cold down to the mat…
Rhino:Al Snow is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Al Snow is going to fly…
Rhino:This could backfire…
Mark:Moonsault! No!
Rhino:Stone Cold got his knees up…
Mark:Al Snow is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Stone Cold has him lined up…
Mark:STONE COLD STUNNER! NO! Al Snow escapes and now spins Stone Cold around… SNOW PLOW!
Rhino:Steve Austin has been laid out…
Mark:Al Snow covers Stone Cold 1……………2……….3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AL SNOW!
Rhino:Al Snow gets the job done here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Mark:Still to come tonight in our Main Event it will be champion vs champion when Shawn Michaels battles Diamond Dallas Page… But right now its back to the ring for more action…
Lone Jobber vs Doomsday
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… DOOMSDAY!
(“The Unnamed feeling” plays as Doomsday enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Doomsday goes right in for the attack as the bell sounds…
Rhino:He didn’t even let Lone Jobber make his full entrance in to the ring…
Mark:Doomsday right now grabs Lone Jobber and tosses him in to the corner…
Rhino:Doomsday is looking to do some damage…
Mark:Doomsday is nailing Lone Jobber with elbows right to the side of the head and now follows it up with knees to the midsection…
Rhino:He is trying to drive all the air out of Lone Jobber…
Mark:Doomsday now pulls Lone Jobber out of the corner and drops him with a side walk slam… Doomsday goes for the cover on Lone Jobber 1…………2……….Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday now grabs Lone Jobber by the throat and lifts him up high in the air and drops him straight down to the mat…
Rhino:Doomsday is showing off his power right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is using the ropes to get back up…
Mark:Doomsday charges… Running Big Boot! No! Lone Jobber ducks and Doomsday gets caught on the top rope…
Rhino:This isnt a good place for Doomsday to be in…
Mark:Lone Jobber is bouncing the rope up and down right now…
Rhino:That’s gotta hurt…
Mark:Lone Jobber now comes off the ropes and scores with a dropkick!
Rhino:That knocked Doomsday out of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber now dives through the ropes right down on to Doomsday…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back in to this match up…
Mark:Lone Jobber rolls Doomsday back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is up on to the top rope…
Mark:Missle Dropkick! Connects by Lone Jobber…Lone Jobber covers Doomsday 1…………….2…………….3…No! Doomsday kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has fought his way back in to this match up…
Mark:Doomsday is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is lining up Doomsday…
Mark:Low Card Kick!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Doomsday 1…………….2………..3….NO! Doomsday kicks out again…
Rhino:Doomsday is trying to get back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection… HERITAGE! NO! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:That’s a counter right there by Doomsday…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering back up…
Rhino:Doomsday is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around… CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Doomsday drilled him right in to the mat…
Mark:Doomsday covers Lone Jobber 1………………2………….3…….NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber slow to get back up… Doomsday now hooks up Lone Jobber… POWERBOMB!
Rhino:I think he could have him right there…
Mark:Doomsday covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2…………..3…………NO! Lone Jobber kicks out again…
Rhino:Doomsday is now starting to get frustrated right now with Lone Jobber…
Mark:Doomsday is calling for the end right now…
Rhino:This is going to be it right here…
Mark:Doomsday sets up Lone Jobber… END OF DAYS! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber escapes…
Mark:THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Doomsday 1…………………2…………..3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back on the winning track here tonight after coming up short at Glory…
Mark:We are scheduled to hear from the EWA Commissioner William McConnell a little bit later on tonight…
Rhino:I wonder what he has to say..
Mark:That’s a good question… But its back to the ring for more in ring action…
Intergender Match
Alexis Laree vs Daz
Pa Announcer:This next contest is an InterGender Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Liverpool… Weighing in at 183 Pounds… DAZ!
(“Use Somebody” plays as Daz enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Richmond, Virigina… Weiging in at 124 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Fake It” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go.. Daz goes right in for a side headlock in on Alexis Laree…
Rhino:He is grinding away on her…
Mark:Daz continues to grind the headlock on Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree with elbows to the midsection of Daz and now shoots him off in to the ropes… Daz comes off the ropes and nails her with a Shoulder Block!
Rhino:That knocked her right down to the mat…
Mark:Alexis Laree gets back up on to her feet… Daz charges in and nails her once again with a Shoulder Block…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is getting frustrated…
Mark:Alexis Laree gets back up on to her feet.. Daz charges in… Alexis Laree ducks the clothesline… Daz turns around and Alexis Laree nails him with a couple of forearm shots…
Rhino:She is laying in with those shots…
Mark:Alexis Laree whips Daz off in to the ropes… Alexis Laree charges Crossbody! Connects! Alexis Laree covers Daz 1………….2……..Kickout by Daz..
Rhino:Daz is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges and takes him off of his feet with a Running Headscissors…
Rhino:Daz gets back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges… Monkey Flip! No!
Rhino:Daz held on to the ropes…
Mark:Alexis Laree’s head bounces off the mat…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Daz now hooks up Alexis Laree and nails her with a swinging neckbreaker!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is in trouble…
Mark:Daz is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks as though Daz is going to fly…
Mark:Frog Splash! No!
Rhino:Alexis Laree rolled out of the way…
Mark:Daz is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is back up on to her feet as well…
Mark:Daz charges at Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree with a low dropkick to Daz…
Rhino:That slowed him up…
Mark:Daz staggers around… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:Big kick right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree now hooks him up… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:Daz has been planted…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Daz 1…………….2………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Well Alexis Laree wanted to prove that she can hang with the men and on this night… She was able to…
Mark:She was able to indeed… As the EWA Superstars gear up for Halloween Hellraiser…We now…
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Rhino:What is Lone Jobber doing out here?
Mark:I have no idea… But it looks like he is going to tell us…
Lone Jobber: At this time, I would like to ask for Shawn Michaels to come down to the ring, as there is something I would like to address with him face to face.
Rhino:What in the world does Lone Jobber have to say to Shawn Michaels?
Mark:I am not sure… But I think we are about to find out…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Lone Jobber:Shawn, I am glad you decided to come out, shows what type of man you are.
HBK:What do you want Jobber?
Lone Jobber:Im getting to it, just hold your horses, will ya?
HBK:Can we move it along?
Lone Jobber:Fine, fine… Shawn, I just wanted to say that, last week, you and I put on a match up that has left people talking, as people have been talking about how I stole the show with my tremendous performance and you did alright as well.
HBK:I did more than alright…I am still the EWA World Heavyweight Champion..
Lone Jobber:Right, you are still the champion, for now. But last week I said I would do something and I am a man of my word, so without any more hesitation, which reminds me, have you gone to eWazone.com lately…
HBK:Get to it already…
Lone Jobber:Shawn, I would just like to say…Despite our hatred towards one another, I just have to say I res…
(“The Answer” hits over the PA System..)
Mark: What the hell?
Rhino: Here comes the Commish.. He’s all cleaned up, too. New hair cut, clean shaven.
Mark: It’s a more confident William McConnell then we saw since his return. He’s already got a mic.
McConnell: Well, well, well.. Isn’t this just the most gosh darned sight.. Lone Jobber and Shawn Michaels.. In the ring.. Being.. Civil? Showing respect? If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I couldn’t imagine how full of crap it is.
(McConnell steps into the ring)
McConnell: I mean really, Jobber? REALLY? How many times have you lost to this guy? 100? Have you just finally.. Given up on trying? Realizing you CAN’T do it all? Does it hurt knowing that one last accolade you have left just slipped through your fingers.. AGAIN? And Shawn.. What the hell is this? This guy wanted you out of the EWA, he laughed when you got ran over.. It’s one thing for you to beat respect into him, but for you to respect a guy who has NEVER beaten you? I guess it’s the whole Jesus showing mercy thing, right? That’s gotta be it, I just can’t think of anything else. And to see.. That this is what the EWA has come to, I guess this is as great as time as any to have my State of the EWA address.
Mark: Right now? After interrupting these two?
McConnell: Ladies and gentlemen, you may have noticed a bit of a.. Decline in the EWA. Weak main events, lackluster weekly shows. It is an absolute disgrace. Jobber, you’ve had your run, you’ve proven you can’t cut it. You can’t do anything for this company. You’re out. But wait, Will, you’re only the Commissioner, Jobber’s the President. Yeah, that’s true. What Jobber DOESN’T have is the EWA Executive Committee in his back pocket. Seriously, I’ve got their number in my wallet. With that said, I’m making the calls around here, Jobber. I’ve got a match for you. Seeing as you can’t beat Shawn, I decided to find you an opponent more your caliber.. And it gives you another shot to do one thing you haven’t done. At Halloween Hellraiser… Lone Jobber VERSUS.. Alexis Laree for the EWA Women’s Championship!
Rhino: Are you kidding me?
Mark: What a joke.
McConnell: Good luck at Hellraiser, Jobber. I think you’re gonna need it. Now, Shawn. Don’t think I’ve not noticed another one of your great runs. As much of an ass as I wanna be, you’ve done it again. You’ve gotten the EWA World Championship and you’ve ran with it. Congratulations. That being said, I’ve had to find you an opponent for Hellraiser. And after looking high and low in the locker room.. I realise that there is only one man who is worth getting a shot for your EWA World Championship.. And as approved by the EWA Executive Committee, your opponent at Hellraiser, Shawn.. None other than.. (McConnell pauses as he turns towards the Hardcore Theatre)
Mark: Who is it?
McConnell: …Me.
Rhino: What?!
McConnell: That’s right, Shawn. You and me, one more time. It’s nothing personal. Just.. Retiring Chris at Glory gave me a little bit of that old spark back.. And let’s face it, if I’m gonna wrestle, I’m gonna make it worth my time.. And what’s worth more than the EWA World Heavyweight Championship? So next week, Shawn, you and I are gonna have a contract signing right here in this ring for a match at Halloween Hellraiser. As for the rest of the EWA.. I’m in charge, boys, and there ain’t nothing you can do about it. Things are gonna get a little bit more interesting around here.. Trust Me.
Mark: Shawn and Jobber looking at each other.. They’re charging McConnell!
Rhino: But McConnell slid to the outside.
Mark:William McConnell just named himself the Number One Contender?
Rhino:I think he just did…
Mark:Lone Jobber and Shawn Michaels may respect each other… But rest a sure… They both hate William McConnell… As we now get set to go back to the ring for more action…
Triple H vs Impaler
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Black Mist, ME… Weighing in at 375 Pounds… IMPALER!
(“Heilig” plays as Impaler enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Triple H is staring down the big man kown as Impaler…
Rhino:He is looking right at the big man…
Mark:Triple H nails Impaler with right hands…
Rhino:He is really laying in the shots…
Mark:Triple H is now backing Impaler up in to the ropes… Triple H with an irish whip… Impaler with a reversal… Triple H comes off the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:That was one hell of a counter…
Mark:Impaler covers Triple H 1…………2…….. Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Impaler with shots to Triple H and is backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:He is really hammering The Game right now…
Mark:Impaler whips Triple H off in to the farside corner… Impaler charges in… Running Splash!
Rhino:Big Splash right there…
Mark:Triple H is staggering out of the corner… Impaler hooks him up… Swing Side Slam!
Rhino:He drove Triple H right in to the mat right now…
Mark:Impaler covers Triple H 1……………2………..Kickout once again by Triple H…
rhino:The Game is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Impaler with elbows to the side of the head of Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is being hammered rightnow…
Mark:Impaler whips Triple H off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:The Game is in trouble…
Mark:Impaler covers Triple H 1……………..2…………3……..NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Game is struggling right now…
Mark:Impaler scoops up Triple H and slams him straight down to the canvas… Impaler now comes off the ropes… Big Splash! No!
Rhino:Triple H moved out of the way…
Mark:Impaler is now getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Rhino:Triple H is back up as well…
Mark:Triple H lays in right hands…
Rhino:Impaler is staggering…
Mark:Triple H comes off the ropes and nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Impaler is rocking…
Mark:Triple H comes off the ropes again… Running High Knee!
Rhino:That took the big man off of his feet…
Mark:Impaler staggers back up… Knee Buster!
Rhino:Impaler is spinning around dazed…
Mark:SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:The Game is on fire right now…
Mark:Triple H covers Impaler 1………………..2…………….3…………..NO! Impaler gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Impaler some how found a way to kick out…
Rhino:The fans are now getting behind Triple H right now…
Mark:Impaler staggers back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Impaler is Out!
Mark:Triple H covers Impaler 1……………….2………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:The Game with a huge victory here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Mark:Triple H is asking for a microphone right now…
HHH:Well, it looks like Mr. Anderson didn’t have the guts to actually show his face on his own… Which means… I am going to have to do this… ANDERSON… GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!
Rhino:Will Mr. Anderson show up?
Mark:I have no id…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:Well there went the lights…
Mark:I guess we have our answer…
HHH:I knew this was how you wou…
(Lights turned on)
Rhino:That’s not Mr. Anderson!
Mark:That’s Drew McIntyre!
Rhino:Drew McIntyre just nailed Triple H in the back of the head with the Steel Chair!
Mark:Triple H was expecting Mr. Anderson and he got Drew McIntyre…
Rhino:I dont think Drew McIntyre is done…
Mark:FUTURE SHOCK! Right on to the Steel Chair!
Rhino:Drew McIntyre has just laid out Triple H…
Mark:For two weeks in a row… Triple H has been laid out… This week… It was by the Devilish Scotsman Drew McIntyre…
Rhino:Drew McIntyre stands over Triple H with a smug look… You know Triple H is going to be looking for payback…
Mark:You know he will… But it is now time for our Main Event…
Champion vs Champion
Shawn Michaels vs Diamond Dallas Page
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Non Title Champion vs Champion Match… Introducing first…From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 253 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Both men are now locking up in the center of the ring… DDP is powering Shawn Michaels back up in to the ropes…
Rhino:DDP just shoved Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels just shoved DDP back…
Rhino:DDP just shoved Shawn Michaels back in to the ropes…
Mark:Shawn Michaels shoves DDP back in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Looks like we are having a good old fashion shoving match…
Mark:DDP charges with a right hand… Shawn Michaels ducks… And starts nailing DDP with chops across the chest…
Rhino:He is lighting up the chest of DDP…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whips DDP off in to the ropes… DDP comes off the ropes… Back Elbow!
Rhino:DDP gets right back up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a hip toss to DDP…
Rhino:DDP gets back up again…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes for a clothesline… DDP Ducks the clothesline… Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice counter right there by DDP…
Mark:DDP goes for a quick cover 1……..2…….Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP now hooks up Shawn Michaels and nails him with a Vertical Suplex… DDP floats over in to the cover 1…………..2………..Kickout again by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:DDP has taken control of this match up…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion now hooks up Shawn Michaels… Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:DDP is starting to feel it…
Mark:DDP covers Shawn Michaels 1…………….2……….Kickout by HBK…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP hooks up Shawn Michaels again… Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in trouble now…
Mark:DDP covers him again 1……………2…………..Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP lays in shots to Shawn Michaels in the corner right now…
Rhino:DDP is setting up Shawn Michaels on the top rope…
Mark:DDP hooks up Shawn Michaels… SUPERPLEX! NO! Shawn Michaels knocks DDP off the top rope…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now standing up on the top rope…
Mark:DDP is back up… Double Axe Handle! Connects! By Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels saved himself and now is trying to get himself back in to this match up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers DDP 1………….2………Kickout by DDP…
Rhino:DDP is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks up DDP… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:DDP is spinning around…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a big right hand laying out DDP…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:It looks like the Showstopper is gonna fly…
Rhino:Here itc omes…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that elbow drop…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers DDP 1……………2………….3………NO! DDP gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band for some Sweet Chin Music…
Rhino:This is going to be it right here and now…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! DDP DUCKS!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels hit the referee!
Mark:DDP moved and Shawn Michaels nailed the referee with the Superkick…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to check on the referee…
Mark:DDP hooks up Shawn Michaels… Inverted Backbreaker!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now the one hurting…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page has Shawn Michaels lined up…
Mark:DIAMOND CUTTER!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is out…
Mark:But there is no referee…
Rhino:DDP is trying to shake the referee to wake him up…
Mark:DDP is now screaming for another referee…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Its Doomsday!
Rhino:Doomsday just ran in to the ring and laid out DDP from behind with a big boot!
Mark:DDP didn’t see him hit the ring…
Rhino:DDP is now down and out…
Mark:Doomsday is leaving the ring as the referee is starting to move…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has staggred back up…
Mark:DDP is slowly getting back up on to his feet as well…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has him lined up…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:That’s the knock out shot…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers DDP 1……………….2……………..3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:Doomsday just screwed DDP tonight…
Mark:Shawn Michaels proves to be the dominant champion tonight… But will he continue to be dominant as we head in to Halloween Hellraiser…
Rhino:He has a date as we found out earlier tonight with William McConnell…
PA System:ANDDDDEEERRSSOOONNN!
Rhino:What the hell?
Mark:You have got to be kidding me?
Rhino:Is he actually here?
Mark:Mr. Anderson just jumped the guardrail…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels doesn’t see him…
Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around… Mr. Anderson nails him right in the head with the Brief Case!
Rhino:The EWA World Champion just took that shot right to the head…
Mark:Mr. Anderson is handing the referee the briefcase…
Rhino:Is He cashing in his title shot?
Mark:I think that’s what he is doing…
Rhino:The referee is talking it over and Mr. Anderson says yes…
Mark:Can Shawn Michaels even fight?
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just started to move…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is on his feet and tells Mr. Anderson to bring it…
Rhino:I dont think this is a smart move…
Mark:The referee rings the bell… Mr. Anderson charges right at him… Mr. Anderson nails him in the midsection… MIC CHECK!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is out!
Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Shawn Michaels 1………………2…………3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NE…
Mr. Anderson:Not So Fast!
Rhino:What is Mr. Anderson doing?
Mark:Mr. Anderson is walking over to the briefcase…
Rhino:There is no contract in there…
Mark:That’s the Money Briefcase… Mr. Anderson is standing over Shawn Michaels holding up the Money Briefcase and the EWA World Championship and telling Shawn Michaels anytime he wants…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson just threw the belt down on Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Mr. Anderson made a statement tonight… Is the EWA World Championship in the future of Mr. Anderson?
Rhino:After tonight… I have to say yes…
Mark:Mr. Anderson strikes again… This time on Shawn Michaels… We will see you next week… Good Night Everyone!