Thursday Night Chaos 11-11-10
Mark:On this Veteran’s Day the EWA is honoring the Men and Women who have fought for our country… Which is why tonight live from our Nations Capital, in Washington D.C… The EWA Presents… Thursday Night Chaos… And what a stacked line up we have for everyone tonight Rhino…
Rhino:Big matches… And some rivarlies renewed…
Mark:In our Main Event it will be Diamond Dallas Page and Al Snow…
Rhino:That should be one hell of a fight between those two…
Mark:Also tonight Gina Carano and Alexis Laree are fighting for a chance to be put on the ballot for a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at November 2 Dismember…
Rhino:That will be a big opportunity for those two women…
Mark:Very much so… We are also scheduled to hear from the EWA World Heavyweight Champion William McConnell…
Rhino:It will be his first statements since winning the title at Halloween Hellraiser…
Mark:So much to get to it… Lets get right to the ring for our opening contest…
Sting vs Daz
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Liverpool… Weighing in at 183 Pounds… DAZ!
(“Use Somebody” plays as Daz enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Venice Beach, Ca… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… STING!
(“Wolfpac” plays as Sting enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… As Sting locks up with Daz… Daz nails Sting with a couple of forearm shots and a big spin kick knocking Sting back in to the ropes…
Rhino:That kick caught Sting off guard…
Mark:Daz now whips Sting in to the ropes… Crossbody! Right in to the pin 1…………2…..Kickout by Sting…
Rhino:Sting is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Daz climbs up the corner on Sting and starts nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:Ten Straight Right Hands!
Mark:Sting is staggering out of the corner…
Rhino:Look out here…
Mark:Daz from behind… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:That drove Sting head first right in to the canvas…
Mark:Daz covers Sting once again 1……………2……………Kickout by Sting…
Rhino:I dont think Sting was expecting this type of an attack from Daz tonight…
Mark:Daz is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Sting is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Missle Dropkick! Missed!
Rhino:Sting saw that move coming and was able to move out of the way…
Mark:Daz is slowly trying to get back up on to his feet after missing that big high risk move…
Rhino:Sting has regained his composure…
Mark:Sting with right hands to Daz backing him up in to the ropes… Sting with an irish whip sending Daz across the ring… Daz comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Big back drop that sent Daz high in to the air…
Mark:Daz is now trying to get back up on to his feet… Sting with knife edge chops across the chest of Daz…
Rhino:He is laying in those chops…
Mark:Sting is now backing Daz up in to the corner…
Rhino:More chops are being laid in…
Mark:Sting with an irish whip sending Daz off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:STINGER SPLASH!
Rhino:Daz looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Sting now hooks him up… SCORPION DEATH DROP!
Rhino:Daz is Out!
Mark:Sting covers Daz 1…………..2……….3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STING!
Rhino:Sting comes out tonight in his return match to the EWA and gets the victory…
Mark:Still to come tonight we are scheduled to hear the first statements from the EWA World Heavyweight Champion William McConnell…But now its back to the ring for more action…
Triple H vs Doomsday
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game… TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… DOOMSDAY!
(“The Unnamed feeling” plays as Doomsday enters the arena…)
Mark:Triple H and Doomsday looking at one another in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H just slapped Doomsday across the face…
Mark:Doomsday goes for a right hand… Triple H ducks and he starts laying in to Doomsday with right hands…
Rhino:Triple H is laying in the right hands…
Mark:Doomsday is being backed up in to the ropes… Triple H with an irish whip… Running High Knee!
Rhino:That knocked Doomsday right back in to the ropes…
Mark:Triple H charges in… Doomsday ducks and back drops Triple H over the top rope and to the floor goes The Game…
Rhino:Triple H it the floor hard…
Mark:Doomsday is now going out after Triple H… Doomsday grabs Triple H by the head and rams him head first in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Triple H is spinning around…
Mark:Doomsday isnt done as he scoops up Triple H and drives him head first in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:The Game is down on the outside after that shot…
Mark:Doomsday now rolls Triple H back in to the ring…
Rhino:You can see Triple H is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday hooks up Triple H… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Triple H driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Doomsday covers Triple H 1…………..2……..Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is getting back up…
Mark:Doomsday whips Triple H off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Triple H staggers out of the corner…
Mark:Running Big Boot!
Rhino:Triple H just got his head taken off with that kick…
Mark:Doomsday covers Triple H 1………….2…….3..No! Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Doomsday is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Game is in trouble now…
Mark:Doomsday hooks up Triple H… CHOKESLAM! NO! Triple H escapes… DDT!
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas right now…
Mark:Doomsday and Triple H are slow to get back up on to their feet… Triple H is back up and starts laying in right hands to Doomsday… Triple H with an irish whip… Doomsday comes off the ropes and Triple H nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Doomsday is still standing…
Mark:Triple H charges in… Another Clothesline!
Rhino:That has Doomsday rocked…
Mark:Triple H charges in… Running High Knee! And that finally took Doomsday off of his feet…
Rhino:Doomsday is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H hooks up Doomsday.. Suplex! No! Doomsday blocks and nails Triple H with knees to the midsection… CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Triple H was just driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Doomsday covers Triple H 1……………2………..3…..NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doomsday thought he has Triple H right there…
Mark:Doomsday is now waiting for The Game to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Doomsday sets up Triple H… END OF DAYS! NO!
Rhino:Triple H was able to escape…
Mark:Triple H shoves Doomsday off in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Big time Spinebuster right there…
Mark:The Game is now back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doomsday has staggered back up…
Mark:Triple H kicks Doomsday in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Triple H covers Doomsday 1…………….2……….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Big victory for Triple H here tonight…
Mark:The Game takes out the monster known as Doomsday… Still to come tonight we will find out whether Alexis Laree or Gina Carano will be put on the ballot for a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at November 2 Dismember… As we now send it to the back as EWA Executive Committee Member W.T. Riker…
W.T.Riker:Ladies and Gentlemen, the EWA Executive Committee would like to congratulate Doug Kinsella on his win in the month of October, especially with his victory at Halloween Hellraiser…As you can see, Mr. Kinsella was not booked to compete tonight and will not be competing next week at Monday Night Madness. Instead, Mr. Kinsella will be working his way back up the ladder and this time, he will be doing it as part of the ring crew. That’s right, at Monday Night Madness, Doug Kinsella will be setting up the ring, selling concessions, as well he will be referring matches as well. Good luck Mr. Kinsella in your new role.
Rhino:Well that’s interesting…
Mark:It really is… We will see how Doug Kinsella handles that situation at Monday Night Madness… As we now get set for more action…
Andrew Starr vs Drew McIntyre
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From London, England…Weighing in at 265 Pounds… Shinning ANDREW STARR!
(“The Pretender” plays as Andrew Starr enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Ayr, Scotland… Weighing in at 18 Stone… DREW McINTYRE!
(“Broken Dreams” plays as Drew McIntyre enters the arena…)
Mark:Drew McIntyre locks up with Andrew Starr and is battling for position… Drew McIntyre locks in a side headlock in on Andrew Starr…
Rhino:Andrew Starr is trying to fight his way out of it…
Mark:Drew McIntyre gets sent off in to the ropes by Andrew Starr… Drew McIntyre comes off the ropes and gets taken over with a hip toss!
Rhino:Drew McIntyre gets right back up…
Mark:Andrew Starr spins around and nails Drew McIntyre with a spinning clothesline!
Rhino:That was a hard clothesline shot right there
Mark:Andrew Starr covers Drew McIntyre 1………….2……..Kickout by Drew McIntyre…
Rhino:Drew McIntyre is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Andrew Starr hooks up Drew McIntyre… Front Face Suplex! Driving him straight in to the mat… Andrew Starr covers Drew McIntyre 1…………..2…………Kickout by Drew McIntyre…
Rhino:Drew McIntyre is in a bit of trouble right now…
Mark:Andrew Starr kicks Drew McIntyre and goes for a Gutwrench Suplex…
Rhino:Drew McIntyre is blocking…
Mark:Drew McIntyre with elbows to the ribs of Andrew Starr and gets out of the suplex…
Rhino:Nice counter by Drew McIntyre…
Mark:STO! By Drew McIntyre taking Andrew Starr off of his feet…Drew McIntyre is now putting the boots to Andrew Starr…
Rhino:Andrew Starr is trying to cover up…
Mark:Drew McIntyre sends Andrew Starr off in to the corner…Andrew Starr comes staggering out of the corner… Running Big Boot! Right to the face of Andrew Starr…
Rhino:Big time boot right there laying out Andrew Starr…
Mark:Drew McIntyre covers Andrew Starr 1……………2………….Kickout by Andrew Starr…
Rhino:Andrew Starr is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Drew McIntyre hooks up Andrew Starr… Hangmans Neckbreaker right in to a back breaker!
Rhino:Nice combination right there…
Mark:Drew McIntyre covers Andrew Starr 1………..2………..3…No! Andrew Starr gets his shoudler up…
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Drew McIntyre is now waiting for Andrew Starr to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:It looks like Drew McIntyre is going to put Andrew Starr away right now…
Mark:Drew McIntyre hooks him up… FUTURE SHOCK DDT! NO! Andrew Starr blocks…
Rhino:Andrew Starr drove Drew McIntyre back in to the corner…
Mark:Drew McIntyre now staggers out of the corner… Andrew Starr hooks him up… Fisherman’s Suplex! With a Bridge! 1…………..2……………..3……..NO!
Rhino:Drew McIntyre kicked out at the last second right there…
Mark:Drew McIntyre is now slow to get back up on to his feet…Andrew Starr whips him off in to the ropes… POWERSLAM!
Rhino:He could have him right here…
Mark:Andrew Starr covers Drew McIntyre 1…………….2………..3………NO!
Rhino:Drew McIntyre kicked out once again…
Mark:Andrew Starr is now waiting for Drew McIntyre to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Drew McIntyre seems to be out of it…
Mark:Andrew Starr hooks him up… LONDON CALLING! NO!
Rhino:Drew McIntyre was able to get out of it…
Mark:Drew McIntyre shoves Andrew Starr off in to the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:That could have been the knock out shot right there…
Mark:Drew McIntyre covers Andrew Starr 1……………..2………..3……..NO!
Rhino:Drew McIntyre thought he had Andrew Starr down for the count right there…
Mark:Drew McIntyre is arguing with the referee right now…
Rhino:He should stay focused on Andrew Starr…
Mark:Andrew Starr is staggering up on to his feet… Drew McIntyre hooks him up… FUTURE SHOCK! NO! Countered! Small Package! 1………………2……………..3…………..HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ANDREW STARR!
Rhino:Andrew Starr just stole the victory away from Drew McIntyre…
Mark:You can see how angry Drew McIntyre is right now…
Rhino:Officials are trying to calm him down…
Mark:They seem to have managed to get him to the back.. As we now get set for…
(“The Answer” hits over the PA System as the crowd Verizon Center begins booing loudly. McConnell makes his way down to the ring, EWA World Championship over his shoulder. The ring is decorated with balloons and a podium. McConnell steps into the ring, holding the EWA World Championship high, the crowd continuing to boo. He places the championship on the front of the podium, taking his spot behind it as the music dies down..)
McConnell: Ladies and gentlemen.. I stand here in front of you tonight, here in the nation’s capitol of Washington DC, overjoyed and proud to announce to each and everyone of you.. THAT WE DID IT! (crowd boos) We took the reigns from the people bringing this company down and through hard work and determination, we are beginning to usher in an era of change here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance! (crowd boos) That’s right, ladies and gentlemen.. Change has come to the EWA. I told you it was coming, I told you it was needed, and here I stand.. Your NEW and PROUD EWA WORLD. HEAVYWEIGHT. CHAMPION!
(Balloons drop from the rafters as McConnell raises the EWA World Championship high. The crowd boos loudly but McConnell ignores them, smiling for the cameras. After a few moments, McConnell places the championship back on the podium)
Crowd: You Suck! You Suck! You Suck!
McConnell: This is what the EWA has needed for months. Our slow decline into failure is going to but stunted, reversed and thrown right into the other direction as by my lead as your champion, your figurehead, and your commissioner, we will bring this once great company back into the prosperity it rightfully deserves! (crowd boos) Now, if I may take a moment to address my last opponent, the former champion.. Shawn. What did I tell you? I told you coming into Hellraiser that I was going to take this championship off of you and turn this company around. I was going to shut your mouth and prove to you once and for all that The Answer CAN and WILL beat The Heartbreak Kid.. Something, of course, we all know that Lone Jobber can’t do. Speaking of which, Lone Jobber.. Good going, man! Women’s Champion! You’ve done it all now, haven’t you? Every championship, multiple bowls.. Is there anything left for you? Well.. Maybe.. The whole being pinned at Glory.. What.. 3 years in a row now? That doesn’t look so good. But I digress. Going back to the subject at hand, we are moving towards November 2 Dismember, where you the fans are going to be allowed to vote for every match on the pay per view and let your voices be heard, much like election day this year. In conjunction with the EWA Executive Committee, we plan to give you people a card you can truly enjoy.. And in the spirit of change here in the EWA, we are giving 3 people who have never had a shot at the EWA World Championship their chance this November. As decreed by the EWA Executive Committee, the winner of Alexis Laree and Gina Carano tonight will join Doomsday and Andrew Starr in the polling to face yours truly for the World Championship at the end of November! Now how’s that for change? No Triple H, No Lone Jobber, No Shawn Michaels. Three fresh faces, three equal opportunities and their fate is in your hands. Now.. I could stand here for.. Well, all night and we could celebrate but we have a show to continue. So, with that said, ladies and gentlemen, vote wisely and let’s get this company back where it belongs! Good night!
(“The Answer” hits over the PA System as the crowd continues to boo him. McConnell leaves the ring, still holding the championship proudly)
Mark:That’s some big news from the EWA Commissioner… Lets get back to the ring for more action…
Non Title Match
Lone Jobber vs Syxx
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a non title match set for one fall… Introducing first… Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing 212 Pounds… SYXX!
(“Wolfpac” plays as Syxx enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Rhino:That had to be the strangest ring introduction hearing a guy being called the Womens Champin…
Mark:Syxx and Lone Jobber lock up in the center of the ring… Lone Jobber backs Syxx up in to the ropes…
Rhino:The referee stepped in and asked for a clean break…
Mark:Both men back away… Lone Jobber now with a kick to the midsection and follows it up with a couple of right hands… Lone Jobber whips Syxx off in to the ropes… Clothesline!
Rhino:Syxx gets right back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges in again and takes him down with another clothesline…
Rhino:Syxx gets back up again…
Mark:Lone Jobber scoops him up and slams him straight down to the mat… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes and drops the leg right down on to Syxx… Lone Jobber covers Syxx 1………….2…….Kickout by Syxx…
Rhino:Syxx is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a couple of chops across the chest of Syxx…
Rhino:He is lighting him up…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips him off in to the farside corner… Lone Jobber charges in… Syxx gets his boot up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is spinning around…
Mark:Syxx comes out of the corner and nails him with a Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Nice move right there driving Lone Jobber back in to the mat…
Mark:Syxx covers Lone Jobber 1…………2……..Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion Lone Jobber is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Syxx is now backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Syxx is lining up Lone Jobber…
Mark:Syxx with a couple of hard kicks right to the midsection of Lone Jobber… Spin Kick! Right to the head of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Hard kick right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers out of the corner… Syxx hooks him up… Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble…
Mark:Syxx covers Lone Jobber 1…………..2…………3…No! Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Syxx is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around right in to a Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:That caught him right in the face…
Mark:Syxx now covers Lone Jobber again 1……………..2………..3…….NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber has staggered his way to the corner…
Rhino:Syxx is lining him up…
Mark:Big Spin Kick knocking Lone Jobber down in the corner…
Rhino:Everyone knows what is coming here…
Mark:Syxx charges in… BRONCO BUSTER! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got his foot up…
Mark:That stopped Syxx right in his tracks…
Rhino:Syxx is now trying to get abck up on to his feet after being kicked hard…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now back up on to his feet… Syxx turns around… Lone Jobber hooks him up… HERTIAGE!
Rhino:That planted Syxx…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Syxx 1……………2……….3…No! Syxx gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Syxx is slow to get back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber backs him up in to the corner with a couple of shots and now sets him up on the top rope…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks him up… SUPERPLEX!
Rhino:Syxx could be done…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1………………2………….3…….NO!
Rhino:Another close nearfall right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Syxx to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is looking to put Syxx away…
Mark:Syxx staggers to his feet… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Syxx 1…………….2………….3………NO!
Rhino:How the hell did he kick out after that kick…
Mark:I am not sure…
Rhino:Lone Jobber isnt sure either…
Mark:Syxx is now slowly getting up on to his feet right now…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion Lone Jobber has him setup…
Mark:Here it comes… THE GIMMICK! NO!
Rhino:Syxx had the move well scouted…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers up on to his feet… X-FACTOR!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was planted!
Mark:Syxx covers Lone Jobber 1……………2………….3……..NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got his shoulder up some how…
Mark:Syxx couldn’t believe it…
Rhino:Syxx is asking the referee how did he kick out…
Mark:Lone Jobber is using the ropes to get himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Syxx has him in position…
Mark:X-FACTOR! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber blocked it this time…
Mark:DDT! By Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber covers Syxx 1…………….2…………3……….NO!
Rhino:Syxx this time barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Syxx to get back up…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK! NO! Ducked… Lone Jobber turns around… X-FACTOR! Syxx hooks the leg 1…………….2…………3….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SYXX!
Rhino:Syxx just beat the EWA Womens Champion here in a Non Title Match…
Mark:Big win for Syxx as he sets sail on his EWA Career…
Rhino:Sure was a big win…
Mark:Who will be on the ballot for the shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at November 2 Dismember… We are about to find out as we send it to the ring for the introductions…
Winner is Entered on the Ballot for a Shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Gina Carano vs Alexis Laree
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… From Richmond, Virigina… Weiging in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Fake It” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in 143 Pounds… GINA CARANO!
(Carano’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Mark:Both women are gearing up for a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at November 2 Dismember…
Rhino:Only one of these ladies will be entereed on to the ballot…
Mark:Gina Carano nails Aleixs Laree with a couple of hard shots to start off this match up…
Rhino:Those couple of shots rocked Alexis Laree backwards…
Mark:Alexis Laree comes back with a couple of hard shots of her own.. Alexis Laree comes off the ropes and nails her with a Flying Forearm!
Rhino:That knocked Gina Carano back in to the ropes…
Mark:Alexis Laree now charges… Crossbody! And both women go over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:Gina Carano took the big fall on that move…
Mark:Alexis Laree now grabs Gina Carano by the hair and pulls her back up on to her feet… Alexis Laree with an irish whip and sends Gina Carano in to the Steel Guard Rail!
Rhino:Gina Carano is staggering around…
Mark:Dropkick! By Alexis Laree…
Rhino:That caught Gina Carano good…
Mark:Alexis Laree now rolls Gina Carano back in to the ring…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now up on the top rope…
Mark:Gina Carano staggers back up on to her feet… Flying Crossbody! Connects! Cover 1……………2………..Kickout by Gina Carano…
Rhino:Gina Carano is getting back up…
Mark:Alexis Laree with a couple of forearm shots and now backs her up in to the ropes… Alexis Laree whips her off in to the farside… Gina Carano comes off the ropes… Alexis Laree charges in… Tilt a Whirl! Countered in to a Back Breaker!
Rhino:Nice counter!
Mark:Gina Carano now covers Alexis Laree 1……………….2………….Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Gina Carano has shaken off the attack from Alexis Laree…
Mark:Gina Carano now hooks up Alexis Laree.. Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is in trouble after that suplex…
Mark:Gina Carano covers Alexis Laree 1……………2………..3…..NO! Alexis Laree gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:The former EWA Womens Champion is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Gina Carano nails her with elbows to the side of the head in the corner…
Rhino:She is really laying in the shots…
Mark:Gina Carano now whips Alexis Laree off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here she comes…
Mark:Gina Carano charges in… Big Splash! No!
Rhino:Alexis Laree moved out of the way…
Mark:Gina Carano is staggering aorund… Alexis Laree comes out of the corner… Running Headscissors!
Rhino:That took Gina Carano off of her feet…
Mark:Gina Carano is back up on to her feet… Alexis Laree hooks her up… Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is starting to feel it…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Gina Carano 1……………….2………..3…No!
Rhino:Gina Carano got her shoulder up….
Mark:These two women are fighting for the opportunity to be on the ballot for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Gina Carano staggers up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree lines up Gina Carano… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:Big time kick right there from Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Gina Carano 1…………………2……………..3……..NO! Gina Carano gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Another close nearfall right there…
Mark:Gina Carano staggers back up on to her feet in the corner…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is putting Gina Carano up on the top rope…
Mark:Twisting Hurricanranna!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Gina Carano 1………………..2……………3……….NO!
Rhino:How did she kick out?
Mark:I am not sure…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now waiting for Gina Carano to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Gina Carano looks to be out of it… Alexis Laree hooks up Gina Carano… LAREE DDT! NO!
Rhino:Gina Carano drove her back in to the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now spinning around… German Suplex! With a Bridge! 1………………..2……………3………..NO!
Rhino:Alexis Laree gets her shoulder up…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now staggering back up on to her feet… Gina Carano hooks her up… CARANO LOCK!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is trying to fight out of it…
Mark:Gina Carano is trying to lock her legs around her…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is reaching for the ropes…
Mark:Gina Carano pulls her away from the ropes… Her legs are wrapped around Alexis Laree…
Rhino:There is no place for her to go…
Mark:The referee is checking on Alexis Laree…
Rhino:There is no movement…
Mark:The referee calls for the bell… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner GINA CARANO!
Rhino:Gina Carano will now be one of the three names on the ballot for a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:It is now time for our…
(“Boy Toy” hits over the PA System as Shawn Michaels makes his way out to the ring, grabbing a mic)
HBK: Anderson! Get your ass out here so I can kick your teeth down your throat!
Mark: Shawn Michaels is all business tonight.
Rhino: Wouldn’t you be?
“MIIIIIIIISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER..”
(“Feedback” hits over the PA System as the lights go dark. A single spotlight shines over Mr. Anderson on the stage as the crowd boos loudly. Anderson makes his way down to the ring, smirking cockily at Shawn Michaels)
Mark: Anderson getting into the ring cautiously.
Rhino: Of course.. There’s someone in the ring ready to take him out.
Mark: Anderson calling for the mic.. Woah! Anderson backing off as Shawn nearly goes for Sweet Chin Music!
Rhino: Anderson in the corner and he’s motioning for them to take the house mic back up. Ring crew just gave him a regular mic..
Anderson: Shawn! How you been, man? You look different! Have you lost weight? No? Wait, you got a hair cut. Or.. maybe.. You just lost a little more.. Might wanna cover that with your little cowboy hat.
Rhino: I don’t think it’s wise to be pissing him off..
Anderson: Wait, I know what it is! You’re no longer the EWA World Heavyweight Champion. Aww.. Does that make you sad, Shawn? Don’t worry, it makes me sad, too.. Because I really.. REALLY.. Wanted you to be the guy I cashed on in. (Anderson shrugs) Oh well. ..What? Nothing to say, Shawn? Asshole got your tongue? Here, I got something you can say.. You can say the two words that cost your buddy Triple H 100 Grand at Glory.. They are.. MMMIIIIIIISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER..
Mark: Michaels just charged Anderson! Anderson jumping through the ropes to the floor!
Rhino: He wants no part of Shawn Michaels right now.
Mark: Michaels over the top rope! Right down onto Anderson! Michaels just laying in the shots now!
Rhino: You know that’s gotta feel good.
Mark: Anderson with a thumb to the eye, getting Shawn off of him. Anderson trying to get distance from Michaels right now.. But Michaels tackles him right back to the floor!
Rhino: Michaels isn’t going to let him go that easily.
Mark: Anderson pushes Shawn off him, Anderson now on top and nailing Michaels with rights. Michaels shoving Anderson off, but Anderson is back to his feet and stomping on Michaels.
Rhino: Anderson still has that cocky smirk on his face.
Mark: Anderson with an irish whip, sending Michaels right into the guard rail near the time keeper! Anderson charges.. Back body drop into the crowd! Michaels sends Anderson flying!
Rhino: Nothing but concrete out there.
Mark: Michaels reaching over the guard rail for Anderson.. Anderson with a chair! Anderson nails Michaels right in the skull!
Rhino: Michaels just fell to the floor, holding his head.
Mark: Anderson back over the guard rail and he’s just laying in on Michaels with that chair. Anderson picking Michaels up and rolling him into the ring.. Anderson follows, dropping the chair on the mat.. Michaels pulled to his feet, Anderson hooks him.. MIC CHECK! ON THE CHAIR!
Rhino: That wasn’t needed!
Mark: Anderson calls for the mic again and leans over Shawn..
Anderson: Aww, what’s a matter, Shawn? Got a headache? Take two advil and call your boss in the morning.. Because I’ll see you at Dismember.
Mark: Anderson looking proud of what he’s done.
Rhino: What an asshole.
Mark:Its now time for our Main Event!
Non Title Match
Diamond Dallas Page vs Al Snow
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Non Title Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Lima, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… AL SNOW!
(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 253 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)
Mark:DDP and Al Snow have met in the past and are meeting one more time…
Rhino:Al Snow just nailed DDP with shots…
Mark:Al Snow lays in to DDP and starts nailing him with right hands backing him up in to the corner… Al Snow whips DDP in to the corner…
Rhino:DDP is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Al Snow charges… Clothesline! By Al Snow laying out DDP…
Rhino:Nice clothesline…
Mark:Al Snow is now putting the boots to the EWA Total Impact Champion..
Rhino:DDP is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow scoops up and slams DDP down to the canvas… Al Snow now comes off the ropes… Elbow Drop! No!
Rhino:DDP rolled out of the way…
Mark:Al Snow got nothing but canvas…
Rhino:Al Snow gets back to his feet…
Mark:DDP now hooks up Al Snow… Suplex! by DDP… DDP floats over in to the cover 1………………2…………..Kickout by Al Snow…
Rhino:DDP is now pulling Al Snow back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP hooks up Al Snow… Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:DDP has taken control of this match up…
Mark:DDP covers Al Snow 1…………………2…………..Kickout once again by Al Snow…
Rhino:Al Snow is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP now goes behind Al Snow… Belly to Back Suplex! No! Al Snow escapes out of it and lands on his feet… German Suplex!
Rhino:Nice counter in to a suplex by Al Snow…
Mark:Al Snow now covers DDP 1………………2………….Kickout by DDP…
Rhino:DDP has staggered back up…
Mark:Al Snow scoops up and slams DDP down to the canvas…
Rhino:Al Snow is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Al Snow is going to fly… MOONSAULT! CONNECTS!
Rhino:DDP is in trouble…
Mark:Al Snow covers DDP 1………………..2……………….3……..NO!
Rhino:DDP found a way to kick out…
Mark:Al Snow is now waiting for Diamond Dallas Page to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:DDP seems to be out of it…
Mark:Al Snow now hooks up DDP… SNOW PLOW! NO! DDP escapes… REVERSE DDT!
Rhino:Nice Counter!
Mark:DDP found a way to escape and was able to pull it off…
Rhino:Al Snow is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP hooks up Al Snow… Backbreaker!
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is starting to feel it…
Mark:DDP covers Al Snow 1………………..2……………..3………..NO!
Rhino:Al Snow got his shoulder up once again…
Mark:Another close near fall…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion has Al Snow lined up…
Mark:Al Snow staggers to his feet… DIAMOND CUTTER! NO! Al Snow shoves DDP in to the corner…
Rhino:DDP staggers backwards…
Mark:Al Snow sets up DDP… SNOWPLOW!
Rhino:DDP is laid out…
Mark:Al Snow covers DDP 1………………………2…………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AL SNOW!
Rhino:Al Snow just beat the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:I think this victory tonight puts Al Snow in line for a shot at the EWA Total Impact Championship… We will see what the EWA Executive Committee decides… Good Night Everyone!