Tuesday Night Carnage 02-15-11
Mark:We are on the air live right now in Detroit, Michigan and things have picked up already…
Rhino:That they sure have…
Mark:The British Revolution is in the ring and they are taking apart Biggie Mac right now…
Rhino:Biggie Mac was scheduled to be in our opening match up against Lone Jobber and right now Magnus and Douglas Williams are in the ring attacking him…
Mark:These two men are part of the British Revolution who we saw make their debut this past week…
Rhino:They mean business..
Mark:Magnus picked up and drives Biggie Mac right in to the mat with a Spinebuster…
Rhino:You can tell these two men mean business..
Mark:Here comes Andrew Starr…
Rhino:He is the leader of this group…
Mark:Andrew Starr likes what he is seeing out of his two men right now…
Rhino:I would be impresed as well…
Mark:Looks like Andrew Starr is asking for a Microphone right now…
Starr:This is the beginning of the new Revolution, this is the beginning of the British Revolution!
(Crowd in arena boos)
Starr:The take over begins when these two men, become the EWA Tag Team Champions, DX, your time as champions is coming to an END!
Rhino:It sounds like these guys have their eyes set on DX…
Mark:I dont think that is all… As Andrew Starr is also one of the six men in the Extreme Bowl where the winner gets a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Starr:EWA, you have been put on notice, the British Revolution is here to Stay!
Rhino:Looks like the British Revolution has arrived and the EWA better watch out…
Mark:I think so and Andrew Starr is in the ring and ready to fight in what I guess now is our opening contest here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Sgt. Stafford vs Andrew Starr
Pa Announcer:This opening contest is set for one fall… Currently in the ring… From London, England…Weighing in at 265 Pounds… Shinning ANDREW STARR! And his opponent…From Bradenton, Florida… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… SGT STAFFORD!
(“King of my World” plays as Sgt Stafford enters the arena…)
Mark:Andrew Starr starts to nail Sgt Stafford with right hands…
Rhino:Sgt Stafford is getting laid in to right now…
Mark:Andrew Starr whips Sgt Stafford in to the ropes… Sgt Stafford with a reversal… Andrew Starr comes off the ropes and takes a Big Boot right to the face…
Rhino:He caught him square on with that boot…
Mark:Andrew Starr is now staggering up on to his feet… Sgt Stafford with a couple of kicks to the midsection and now sends him off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Sgt Stafford…
Mark:Sgt Stafford goes for the cover 1………….2…………..Kickout by Andrew Starr…
Rhino:Andrew Starr is now getting back up on to his feet slowly..
Mark:Sgt Stafford scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Magnus and Douglas Williams are showing some concern on their faces right now…
Mark:They have stayed at ringside for this match up…
Rhino:I dont know why they are though…
Mark:Sgt Stafford is now making his way on to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like he is going to take a chance right here…
Mark:Douglas Williams is up on the apron though…
Rhino:The referee needs to get him down from there..
Mark:Magnus is up on the other side and Sgt Stafford kicks him right in the head…
Rhino:That got him off the apron in a hurry…
Mark:Andrew Starr has staggered back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Sgt Stafford…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Connects!
Rhino:He could have him right here…
Mark:Sgt Stafford covers Andrew Starr 1………..2……..3….NO! Andrew Starr gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Sgt Stafford is now lining up Andrew Starr…
Rhino:He is looking to put him away right here…
Mark:CHOKESLAM! NO!
Rhino:Andrew Starr gets out of it…
Mark:Andrew Starr goes behind Sgt Stafford… German Release Suplex!
Rhino:Sgt Stafford got dropped right on his head…
Mark:Sgt Stafford is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Andrew Starr is looking to set him up for something right now…
Mark:Andrew Starr hooks him up… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Sgt Stafford drilled right in to the mat!
Mark:It looks like Andrew Starr has taken back control of this match up..
Rhino:Sgt Stafford looks to be out of it though…
Mark:Andrew Starr is now setting him up…
Rhino:Look out!
Mark:LONDON CALLING!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Andrew Starr hooks the leg 1…………..2………3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ANDREW STARR!
Rhino:Andrew Starr and the British Revolution have made an impact here tonight…
Mark:They sure have…
Rhino:It will be interesting to see how strong Andrew Starr looks coming up on the 28th at the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:We will have to wait and see… As we now get set for more in ring action here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Alexis Laree vs Gina Carano
Pa announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Fake It” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in 143 Pounds… GINA CARANO!
(Carano’s theme plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Looks like Gina Carano is standing by her word…
Mark:She mentioned earlier tonight she wouldn’t compete against Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Im surprised that she isnt fighting…
Mark:It just shows that she has one goal in mind and that’s finally getting the EWA Womens Championship off of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:But why not fight tonight… Prove that you deserve to compete for the EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:The referee is talking to the PA Announcer right now…
Pa Announcer:The referee has ruled that the winner of this match by forefit… ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:I dont think the EWA Executive Committee is going to stand for Gina Carano forefitting a match up like this…
Mark:It just shows a lack of respect…
Rhino:Im with you on that one Mark…
Mark:We will have to see what happens… But its time to get back to the ring for our next contest here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage… What else can happen…
The Rock vs Alan Matthews
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Both men lock up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are battling for position…
Mark:The Rock shoves Alan Matthews off in to the ropes… Alan Matthews comes off the ropes and gets taken over with a hip toss!
Rhino:Alan Matthews gets right back up…
Mark:The Rock charges in and nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:The Rock is coming out firing right now…
Mark:The Rock charges in and nails him with another clothesline…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is trying to roll in to the corner…
Mark:The Rock nails him with a couple of shots and now whips him off in to the other side…
Rhino:Here comes The Rock…
Mark:Running Clothesline! Missed!
Rhino:Alan Matthews moved out of the way…
Mark:The Rock is spinning around… Alan Matthews hooks him up… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge! 1………….2……….Kickout by The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews with a couple of uppercuts to The Rock as he now hooks him up again… Fisherman’s Suplex! With another Bridge! 1……………2………….. Kickout once again by The Rock…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is looking to make a statement tonight as he is the number one contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Alan Matthews will be challenging Doomsday at the Extreme Bowl on February 28th…
Rhino:That should be one hell of a match up…
Mark:Alan Matthews right now is putting The Rock up on the top rope…
Rhino:This is a bad position for The Rock to be in right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks up The Rock… SUPERPLEX!
Rhino:Alan Matthews could have him right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers The Rock 1………………….2…………..3……NO!
Rhino:The Rock was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:The Rock is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Number One Contender is ready to put an end to this match up right now…
Mark:The Rock is back up… Alan Matthews sets him up… DIRECT HIT! NO!
Rhino:The Rock gets out…
Mark:DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by The Rock…
Mark:The Rock covers Alan Matthews 1………………….2……………….3……NO! Alan Matthews gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one there for The Rock…
Mark:The Rock is now waiting for Alan Matthews to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews looks to be dazed right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews is up… The Rock hooks him up… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Alan Matthews with elbows to the side of the head…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is fighting out of it…
Mark:Alan Matthews now has him up on his shoulders… DIRECT HIT!
Rhino:The Rock is out…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers The Rock 1……………….2…………….3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALAN MATTHEWS!
Rhino:Alan Matthews has made a huge impact since coming back to the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Mark:With one more win he will be the next EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Can Alan Matthews finally do it? We will find out at the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:That we will… And we are now set for more action as we are going to see the EWA Womens Champion Doug Kinsella in action…
Non Title Match
Doug Kinsella(c) vs ODB
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a non title match and is set for one fall… Introducing first….From Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing in at 130 Pounds… ODB!
(“I’m About to Freak” plays as ODB enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Opponent…From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion…DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Doug Kinsella and O.D.B. will square off again here…
Rhino:What is this? Doug Kinsella has has asked for a microphone…
Mark:Let’s see what he has to say…
Doug Kinsella: Alright, stop this! Referee, get out of the ring! We don’t need you here!
(Crowd boos)
Doug Kinsella: I bet a lot of you guys here would like to see O.D.B. beat me here tonight, huh?
(Crowd cheers)
Doug Kinsella: I can assure you that is NOT going to happen. You see, I have been doing quite a bit of thinking. I saw that even O.D.B. isn’t sure herself that she, or any other woman will ever win this Women’s Championship again. Let’s face it, nobody has been able to beat me. Nobody will beat me. So I decided that instead of fighting with O.D.B., I will unite with her. This is going to put the Women’s division back on the map! I am encouraging all women to join me in this newly found organization. The Pact Unifying Skeptically Sexual Yacks. In other words, The P.U.S.S.Y.! What the P.U.S.S.Y. is going to do, is to target those that are against women’s rights. They have a right to not be held back with their own division. Let them fight the men for titles that men are known for holding. Don’t allow this injustice to go on. Women have proven themselves time and time again in the ring and have been quite successful. But here, I couldn’t allow myself to be a statistic and for that, I do apologize O.D.B. You know that I am unable to relinquish any competitive championship without a fight. It is not in my blood. But that is all in the past now. It is time to move forward with a force! I a sending out a notice to all women that want to push their careers forward. Come with me on a journey that will forever lead you to your peek!
Rhino:Well that was unexpected to say the least…
Mark:It sure was…
Rhino:Do you believe what he had to say?
Mark:Im not sure if we should or not… But we will see what happens… As we now get set for our next contest…
Non Title Match
Diamond Dallas Page(c) vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 253 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page and Troy Joseph lock up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:We have been told that these two men will be apart of the Six Man Extreme Bowl Match up…
Mark:So basically we are having a preview of the Extreme Bowl tonight then…
Rhino:It would appear that way…
Mark:DDP with a side headlock in on Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is fighting out of it…
Mark:Troy Joseph shoves DDP off in to the ropes… DDP comes off the ropes and Troy Joseph gets nailed with a shoulder block!
Rhino:Troy Joseph gets back up on to his feet after that Shoulder Block…
Mark:DDP scoops up Troy Joseph and gets slammed down to the canvas…
Rhino:DDP is now coming off the ropes…
Mark:Running Elbow Drop! DDP covers Troy Joseph 1…………….2………Kickout by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP hooks him up and nails him with a Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:DDP is the longest reigning champion in the EWA today and he proves it when ever the title is on the line…
Mark:DDP covers Troy Joseph 1…………….2……….Kickout again…
Rhino:DDP is now waiting for Troy Joseph to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP hooks him up and nails him with a snap suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex…
Mark:DDP covers Troy Joseph 1…………….2………..Kickout for a third time by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is a former EWA Total Impact Champion in his own right and if he is able to find a way to win tonight he could be back in the hunt for the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:DDP is now putting Troy Joseph up on the top rope…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is in trouble right now…
Mark:DDP is now hooking up Troy Joseph… SUPERPLEX! NO!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is blocking it…
Mark:Troy Joseph with a Front Suplex as he sends DDP off the top rope…
Rhino:That back fired on the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now standing up on the top rope…
Rhino:DDP is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP spins around… Flying Shoulder Block! Connects!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Troy Joseph…
Mark:Troy Joseph now covers DDP 1…………..2…………….Kickout by DDP…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now waiting for DDP to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph kicks him in the midsection… STUNNER!
Rhino:DDP is in trouble now…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers DDP 1…………2……………3………NO!
Rhino:DDP found a way to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now looking to put the EWA Total Impact Champion away right now…
Rhino:This will be a huge win for Troy Joseph if he is able to hit this right now…
Mark:RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO!
Rhino:DDP moved out of the way…
Mark:Troy Joseph ran right to the the turnbuckle…
Rhino:DDP is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph is spinning around…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:DIAMOND CUTTER! NO!
Rhino:Troy Joseph shoves him off…
Mark:RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:That time he was able to get all of that…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Diamond Dallas Page 1………………2………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Annonucer:Here is your winner TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
Rhino:Troy Joseph just beat the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:This will sure put Troy Joseph in position to fight for the EWA Total Impact Championship down the line…
Rhino:These two men will be two of the six men in the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:I cant wait to see what else will happen at the Extreme Bowl… But it is now time for our Main Event…
Non Title Match
Doomsday(c) vs Al Snow
Pa Anouncer:Tonights Main Event is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From Lima, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… AL SNOW!
(“What Does Everybody Wants” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 295 Pounds…The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… DOOMSDAY!
(“Bullet for my Valentine” plays as Doomsday enters the arena…)
Mark:These two men met a couple of weeks ago and it was Doomsday who got the better of Al Snow…
Rhino:Will things turn around this time for Al Snow…
Mark:Al Snow dropped a bomb shell that he is hanging up his boots at the end of the month…
Rhino:That was huge news…
Mark:So a win over the EWA World Heavyweight Champion would be a way to really put a mark at the end of his career…
Rhino:And Al Snow isnt wasting any time though…
Mark:Al Snow is nailing Doomsday with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying in the shots to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Al Snow kicks Doomsday in the midsection and nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker! Al Snow goes right for the cover 1…………..2………Kickout by Doomsday…
Rhino:Doomsday is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow with a couple of uppercuts to Doomsday and now gets backed up in to the corner…
Rhino:Al Snow is really laying in the shots…
Mark:Al Snow now drives his shoulder right in to the midsection and now whips Doomsday off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Al Snow…
Mark:Al Snow charges in… Doomsday gets his boot up right in the face of Al Snow…
Rhino:Al Snow is now spinning around…
Mark:Doomsday scoops up Al Snow… Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Doomsday covers Al Snow 1……………2……..Kickout by Al Snow…
Rhino:Al Snow is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday is now scooping up Al Snow… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:Al Snow was driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Al Snow is in trouble as Doomsday covers Al Snow 1…………………2……………Kickout once again by Al Snow…
Rhino:We know it will be Alan Matthews and Doomsday battling at Extreme Bowl for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Al Snow is now staggering back up on to his feet… Doomsday hooks him up… Gutwrench Powerbomb!
Rhino:Doomsday could have him right now…
Mark:Doomsday covers Al Snow 1…………………..2……………..3……..NO!
Rhino:Al Snow found a way to kick out right there…
Mark:Doomsday is looking to put Al Snow away…
Rhino:Doomsday has him lined up…
Mark:Running Big Boot! No!
Rhino:Al Snow was able to duck it…
Mark:Doomsday is now caught on the top rope…
Rhino:Al Snow is hooking him up from behind…
Mark:Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Nice move by Al Snow…
Mark:Al Snow covers Doomsday 1……………….2……..3…No! Kickout by Doomsday…
Rhino:Doomsday is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow hooks him up… DDT!
Rhino:That time Doomsday was dropped right on his head…
Mark:Al Snow covers Doomsday again 1………………2…………….3…No! Doomsday kicks out again…
Rhino:Al Snow is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Big time chance… MOONSAULT!
Rhino:Al Snow was able to hit it…
Mark:Al Snow covers the EWA World Champion 1……………….2………………..3……….NO! Doomsday kicks out…
Rhino:Al Snow thought he had him down for the count right there…
Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is trouble…
Rhino:Al Snow is now waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday is pulling himself back up on to his feet… Trapping Headbutts!
Rhino:Al Snow has Doomsday out on his feet right now…
Mark:It looks like Al Snow is going to put away the EWA World Heavyweight Champion right now…
Rhino:Can he get him right here…
Mark:SNOW PLOW! NO!
Rhion:Doomsday is blocking it…
Mark:Doomsday shoves Al Snow off in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Doomsday…
Mark:Doomsday charges… Big Clothesline! No!
Rhino:Al Snow moved out of the way…
Mark:School Boy! 1…………………..2……………3…………NO! Doomsday kicks out…
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Doomsday is staggering up on to his feet dazed…
Rhino:Al Snow is going to end this right now…
Mark:SNOW PLOW! NO! Blocked… CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Al Snow driven right in to the mat by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Al Snow is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doomsday is going to put him away now…
Mark:Doomsday hooks up Al Snow… END OF DAYS!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Doomsday covers Al Snow 1……………..2………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DOOMSDAY!
Rhino:Doomsday survives here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Mark:Will Doomsday be able to survive with the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at the Extreme Bowl?
Rhino:That’s the queestion he will have to answer…
Mark:And that question will be answered at the Extreme Bowl… We will see you there… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!