Saturday Night Torture 12-10-11

Mark:We are live in Kansas City, Missouri and this is Saturday Night Torture and what a line up we have for everyone…

Rhino:Oh I am excited about this night…

Mark:In our Main Event we will have a Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship when Dante Daevain takes on Mr. Anderson…

Rhino:They both want their shot at the title… The question is… Who will get the shot?

Mark:We will find out in the Main Event… Also in action tonight the far between The Horsemen and Troy Joseph continues as CM Punk takes on Troy Joseph…

Rhino:That should be a lot of fun…

Mark:Plus we will see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion and the EWA Total Impact Champion in action as well..

Rhino:I am ready…

Mark:Me Too… So lets get to the ring for our opening contest…

Road Dogg vs Alexis Laree vs Jay Lethal

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Elizabeth, New Jersey… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… JAY LETHAL!

(“Pomp and Circumstance Remix” plays as Jay Lethal enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds…ALEXIS LAREE!

(“All I do is Win” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Marietta, Georgia… Weighing in at 236 Pounds…THE ROAD DOGG!

(“Oh You Didn’t Know” plays as Road Dogg enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go… Alexis Laree charges at Jay Lethal and takes him off of his feet with a running head scissors!

Rhino:That took him right off of his feet…

Mark:Jay Lethal is now staggering back up on to his feet… Alexis Laree charges… Jay Lethal ducks and back drops Alexis Laree to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:She hit the floor hard…

Mark:Jay Lethal gets spun around by Road Dogg and Road Dogg nails him with right hands… Road Dogg sends Jay Lethal off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Jay Lethal is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Road Dogg scoops up and slams Jay Lethal down to the canvas… Road Dogg comes off the ropes…

Rhino:Alexis Laree just tripped him up…

Mark:Alexis Laree pulls Road Dogg out of the ring and Road Dogg hit his head on the side of the ring…

Rhino:Road Dogg is spinning around dazed…

Mark:Alexis Laree gets up on the ring apron and comes off the side of the ring and takes Road Dogg off of his feet with a head scissors…

Rhino:Really nice move right there…

Mark:Alexis Laree is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:Jay Lethal has staggered back up on to his feet…

Mark:Alexis Laree comes off the top rope… Crossbody!

Rhino:She caught Jay Lethal good with that crossbody…

Mark:Alexis Laree covers Jay Lethal 1…………………..2…………….Kickout by Jay Lethal…

Rhino:Jay Lethal is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Alexis Laree nails Jay Lethal with hard shots and backs him up in to the corner…

Rhino:She is laying in to him…

Mark:Alexis Laree sends Jay Lethal off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Road Dogg is back in the ring…

Mark:Alexis Laree charges at Jay Lethal… Road Dogg charges and nails her with a clothesline…

Rhino:She blindsided her with that clothesline…

Mark:Road Dogg now covers Alexis Laree 1…………………..2………………..Kickout by Alexis Laree…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is now slow to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Road Dogg hooks her up…Russian Leg Sweep… Road Dogg covers Alexis Laree again 1…………………2……………Kickout by Alexis Laree once again…

Rhino:Jay Lethal is up on the top rope…

Mark:Road Dogg turns around… Double Axe Handle by Jay Lethal! Jay Lethal covers Road Dogg 1…………………2…………..Kickout by Road Dogg…

Rhino:Road Dogg is now getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Jay Lethal charges and nails Road Dogg right in the back of the head with an enziguri!

Rhino:He caught him good with that kick right to the back of the head…

Mark:Jay Lethal covers Road Dogg 1……………………2…………3….No!

Rhino:Road Dogg was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Road Dogg is now staggering back up on to his feet… Jay Lethal scoops up and slams Road Dogg down to the canvas…

Rhino:Jay Lethal is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! NO!

Rhino:Road Dogg moved out of the way…

Mark:Jay Lethal now staggers up on to his feet…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is back up…

Mark:Alexis Laree hooks up Jay Lethal… LAREE DDT!

Rhino:Jay Lethal was planted…

Mark:Alexis Laree covers Jay Lethal 1……………………2…………………3……….NO! Road Dogg pulls Alexis Laree off of Jay Lethal…

Rhino:Road Dogg just tossed Alexis Laree out of the ring…

Mark:Jay Lethal is staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:He looks to be out of it…

Mark:Road Dogg hooks up Jay Lethal… PUMP HANDLE SLAM!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Road Dogg covers Jay Lethal 1……………………..2…………3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROAD DOGG!

Rhino:Very nice win for The Road Dogg…

Mark:Very nice way to start the night off… Still to come tonight we will see the EWA World Champion Lone Jobber in action… But its back to the ring for more action…

James Farrell vs Gregory Davidson

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Sacramento, California… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Representing the Wolfpac…GREGORY DAVIDSON!

(“Nightmare” plays as Gregory Davidson enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Boston, Mass.. Weighing in at 258 Pounds… Representing The Horsemen…JAMES FARRELL!

(“Hepburn Heights” plays as Jame Farrell enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… James Farrell nails Gregory Davidson with right hands…

Rhino:He is laying in the shots…

Mark:James Farrell kicks Gregory Davidson in the midsection and nails him with a running knee…

Rhino:Gregory Davidson is spinning around…

Mark:James Farrell connects with a dropkick!

Rhino:That knocked him back in to the corner…

Mark:James Farrell with shots to Gregory Davidson in the corner…

Rhino:He is laying in the shots…

Mark:James Farrell whips Gregory Davidson in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Here comes James Farrell…

Mark:James Farrell charges in… Gregory Davidson gets his boot up…

Rhino:James Farrell is spinning around dazed…

Mark:Gregory Davidson hooks up James Farrell… Gutbuster Drop!

Rhino:Drives him down hard…

Mark:Gregory Davidson covers James Farrell 1…………………..2……………Kickout by James Farrell…

Rhino:James Farrell is staggering to his feet…

Mark:Gregory Davidson hooks up James Farrell… Gutwrench Suplex!

Rhino:Gregory Davidson is using his power and size to his advantage right now…

Mark:Gregory Davidson covers James Farrell 1………………2…………Kickout again by James Farrell…

Rhino:James Farrell is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Gregory Davidson connects with a Jawbreaker!

Rhino:James Farrell is spinning around dazed…

Mark:Side Walk Slam!

Rhino:James Farrell driven right in to the mat…

Mark:Gregory Davidson covers James Farrell 1…………………2……………..3……No!

Rhino:James Farrell barely got his shoulder up right there…

Mark:Right now Gregory Davidson is waiting for James Farrell to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Gregory Davidson has him lined up…

Mark:Gregory Davidson hooks up James Farrell… Powerbomb! No!

Rhino:James Farrell escapes out of it…

Mark:James Farrell nails Gregory Davidson with a neckbreaker from behind…

Rhino:Nice counter right there…

Mark:James Farrell is now putting the boots to Gregory Davidson…

Rhino:He is really laying in the boots…

Mark:Gregory Davidson is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Here comes James Farrell…

Mark:Enziguri!

Rhino:He caught Gregory Davidson right in the back of the head…

Mark:SPEAR!

Rhino:He got him off of his feet…

Mark:James Farrell covers Gregory Davidson 1…………..2……………..3….No!

Rhino:Gregory Davidson was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:James Farrell is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:It looks like he is going to fly…

Mark:Shooting Star Press!

Rhino:He connect!

Mark:James Farrell covers Gregory Davidson 1…………………..2…………….3……….NO!

Rhino:Gregory Davidson got his shoulder up…

Mark:A very close nearfall right there…

Rhino:Gregory Davidson is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:James Farrell lines him up… BOSTON MASSACRE! NO!

Rhino:Gregory Davidson fights out of it…

Mark:James Farrell comes off the ropes… Big Boot!

Rhino:James Farrell is spinning around…

Mark:Cobra Clutch Slam!

Rhino:James Farrell driven right in to the mat…

Mark:Gregory Davidson covers James Farrell 1………………..2…………..3…………..NO!

Rhino:James Farrell barely got his shoulder up…

Mark:Gregory Davidson is now waiting for James Farrell to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Hes looking to finish him off…

Mark:Gregory Davidson hooks up James Farrell… GRAVESMASH! NO!

Rhino:James Farrell escapes…

Mark:BOSTON MASSACRE!

Rhino:James Farrell hit it…

Mark:James Farrell covers Gregory Davidson 1……………….2…………3……… HE GOT HIM!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JAMES FARRELL!

Rhino:This is a big win for James Farrell…

Mark:You mean how hes actually pinned someone…

Rhino:Yes!

Mark:James Farrell gets the win tonight… We will see Gregory Davidson and James Farrell’s partners in action tonight when Dante Daevain and Mr. Anderson meet in our Main Event for the Number One Contendership for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Its now back to the ring for more action…

Non Title Match
Lone Jobber vs Super Dragon

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Non Title Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Orange County, Ca… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… Representing The Trilogy… SUPER DRAGON!

(“Earth People” plays as Super Dragon enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds….The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and this one is underway… Lone Jobber and Super Dragon lock up in the center of the ring… Super Dragon with a couple forearm shots and whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber gets right back up on to his feet… Super Dragon hooks up Lone Jobber and nails him with a snap suplex…

Rhino:Lone Jobber gets right back up again…

Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker by a charging Super Dragon… Super Dragon covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2………….Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Super Dragon is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Super Dragon whips Lone Jobber off in to the corner…

Rhino:Here comes Super Dragon…

Mark:Rolling Wheel Kick!

Rhino:That caught Lone Jobber good…

Mark:Super Dragon covers the EWA World Champion 1……………………2………………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:The EWA World Champion is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Super Dragon hooks up Lone Jobber… Dragons Fire!

Rhino:Nice Spinout Powerbomb right there…

Mark:Super Dragon covers Lone Jobber 1…………….2…………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Super Dragon is now pulling Lone Jobber back up on to his feet…

Mark:Super Dragon hooks up Lone Jobber and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Super Dragon is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Lone Jobber staggers to his feet and falls back in to the ropes…

Rhino:Super Dragon is caught on the top rope…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now climbing up the top rope… Lone Jobber hooks up Super Dragon… SUPERPLEX!

Rhino:Lone Jobber drove him right in to the mat…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Super Dragon 1…………………..2……………Kickout by Super Dragon…

Rhino:Super Dragon is getting back up on toh is feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Super Dragon… DDT!

Rhino:He planted him with the DDT!

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Super Dragon 1………………..2…………Kickout by Super Dragon…

Rhino:Super Dragon is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber is lining up Super Dragon… Low Card Kick!

Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Super Dragon 1……………………..2…………..3….No!

Rhino:Super Dragon was barely able to his shoulder up right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Super Dragon to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Super Dragon seems a bit out of it…

Mark:Lone Jobber charges… THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Super Dragon 1………………..2………….3………ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:Strong victory for the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:The EWA World Champion Lone Jobber will meet the winner of tonights Main Event next week at Seasons Beatings for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Rhino:I wonder who he would want to face…

Mark: And now we go to Kent Richardson at the top of the stage.

Kent: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this, William McConnell.

(The crowd begins booing loudly as “Giving In” hits over the PA system. McConnell walks out slowly, stopping next to kent as he folds his arms)

Kent: Will, I know you asked for this time tonight. So I have to ask, what’s on your mind?

McConnell: You know, Kent.. There comes a point where you realize there’s something that you are trying very hard to accomplish.. And there’s an easier way to accomplish it. For the last few months, I have been doing everything I can to keep Chris Loesch away from the EWA. He keeps coming back and he keeps being invited back by the brain trust in the back because he wants “an answer”. He wants to know.. Why. And after I got speared right out of the sky and through a steel guard rail at the pay per view, I had an epiphany. Ace, you want answers? You got them. On two conditions. The first, you show up at Season’s Beatings and meet me face to face in that ring. And two.. Once I give you your answers, you are gone from the EWA forever. No more concerts, no more one time special appearances. You stick to the terms of the contract you signed before I retired you at Glory and you go away.. For good.

Kent: Well, there you have it ladies and gentlemen, Big Dad-

(McConnell snatches the mic away from Kent)

McConnell: And you know something else that’s been on my mind?

(McConnell begins making his way down to the ring)

McConnell: I have made it clear to everyone that “The Answer”, “PYB”, and all that nonsense no longer exist. There is only William McConnell. No gimmicks, no flash. Pure, unadulterated wrestling ability. And I told YOU two..

(He points at Mark and Rhino as he circles the ring)

Mark: ..Why is he coming this way?

McConnell: I told you how to call the moves. No more stupid.. Five Star Superkick. No more god awful gimmicked names. And what did you do? (He slams the table) What did you do?!

Rhino: ..I.. I don’t know, what did we do?

McConnell: Roll it.

-NOVEMBER 2 DISMEMBER FOOTAGE-

Mark: McConnell is signaling it to be over already.. He’s measuring Ace up.. Spinal tap! No! Ace ducked! Ace goes for a clothesline! McConnell ducks! Ace off the rope.. Five Star Superkick!

-END FOOTAGE-

Mark: It was an honest mistake. We got caught up the moment.

McConnell: Maybe it didn’t quite get through your heads.. So let me remind what the move is AND how it feels.

(McConnell rips the top of the table off)

Mark: Now hold on a minute!

Rhino: We need to get out of here, Mark.

???: Wait, wait, wait! Hold on, Will!

Mark: That’s WT Riker!

Rhino: And thank god, he has security.

Riker: That’s enough, Will. Back off and stand down. This isn’t going to happen.

McConnell: And what exactly do you plan to do?

Riker: Whatever I have to. Security, get between them.

Mark: Security is now standing in front of us and getting between McConnell and the table.

Riker: This isn’t your personal playground, Will. And after what you did to Ace’s friend, you’re lucky that this company didn’t get sued to hell and back. You should be suspended, fined, even fired. And the only reason you aren’t is because Ace said if we let him wrestle at Dismember, the company wouldn’t be held responsible for your actions. Now you need to take yourself to the back and leave the arena.

McConnell: You’re throwing me out?

Riker: Exactly.

McConnell: Alright.. Alright..

Rhino: WOAH!

Mark: McConnell just superkicked one of the security guards! And now security is grabbing McConnell and Riker barks orders!

McConnell: Call that, boys! Call it!

Mark: He looks so damn pleased with himself.

Rhino: At least he’s gone for tonight.

Mark:Hopefully…Right now its back to the ring for more action…

Alan Matthews vs The Phantom

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From New Orleans, Louisiana… Weighing in at 275…Representing the Wolfpac… THE PHANTOM!

(“Nothing Else Matters” plays as The Phantom enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds…Representing The Horsemen… ALAN MATTHEWS!

(“David De La Hoz” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and here we go… Alan Matthews and The Phantom lock up in the center of the ring… The Phantom backs Alan Matthews up in the ropes and nails him with hard shots in to the chest…

Rhino:He is laying in with clubbing blows…

Mark:The Phantom charges and clotheslines Alan Matthews to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:The Phantom is now going to the outside of the ring after Alan Matthews…

Mark:The Phantom grabs Alan Matthews and rams him in to the side of the ring…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is dazed…

Mark:The Phantom rolls Alan Matthews back in to the ring…

Rhino:Alan Matthews gets right back to his feet…

Mark:The Phantom attempts to get back in to the ring… Baseball Slide! Taking out the legs of the Phantom…

Rhino:The Phantom hit his head on the side of the ring…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now rolling The Phantom back in to the ring…

Rhino:The Phantom is slow to get back up…

Mark:Alan Matthews with hard uppercuts by The Phantom and he takes him right off of his feet with an uppercut…

Rhino:The Phantom staggers back up…

Mark:Alan Matthews hooks up The Phantom… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge! 1……………….2…………..Kickout by The Phantom…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now waiting for The Phantom to get back up…

Mark:Alan Matthews with knees to the midsection and now hooks up The Phantom… Fisherman’s Suplex! With a Bridge! 1……………….2……….. The Phantom gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is looking to get back up on track after losing the EWA Total Impact Championship last week to Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Alan Matthews hooks up The Phantom… Reverse DD!T

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:Alan Matthews right now is taking out his frustrations on the Phantom…

Rhino:The Phantom is in trouble right now…

Mark:Alan Matthews covers The Phantom 1……………..2………………Kickout again by The Phantom…

Rhino:Another close nearfall…

Mark:The Phantom is slow to get back up on to his feet… Alan Matthews hooks up The Phantom… German Suplex! No!

Rhino:The Phantom is blocking…

Mark:The Phantom with elbows to the side of the head of Alan Matthews…

Rhino:He is really catching him with those elbows…

Mark:Alan Matthews spins around… The Phantom hooks him up… Russian Leg Sweep! The Phantom covers Alan Matthews 1………………2………..Kickout by Alan Matthews…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Phantom lines him up… Round House Kick!

Rhino:He took his head off with that kick…

Mark:The Phantom covers Alan Matthews 1………………….2……………….3..NO!

Rhino:Alan Matthews was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Alan Matthews staggers to his feet… Single Arm DDT!

Rhino:Nice move right there from The Phantom…

Mark:The Phantom covers Alan Matthews again 1……………….2…………….Kickout again by Alan Matthews…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Belly to Back Suplex! By The Phantom dropping Alan Matthews on his head…

Rhino:The Phantom isnt done…

Mark:Leg Drop! By The Phantom who covers Alan Matthews 1……………2…………3..No!

Rhino:Another close one…

Mark:The Phantom is now waiting for Alan Matthews to get back up…

Rhino:The Phantom has him eyed up…

Mark:MOMENT OF SILENCE! NO!

Rhino:Alan Matthews is fighting out of it…

Mark:Alan Matthews sets him up… DIRECT HIT!

Rhino:That could be it right here and now…

Mark:Alan Matthews covers The Phantom 1………………2…………..3……….NO!

Rhino:Alan Matthews almost had him right there…

Mark:The Phantom is slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is gonna put him away…

Mark:DEADLY DRIVER! NO!

Rhino:The Phantom fights out of it…

Mark:MOMENT OF SILENCE!

Rhino:The Phantom hit the neckbreaker…

Mark:The Phantom covers Alan Matthews 1………………..2…………….3……….NO!

Rhino:A very close nearfall right there…

Mark:The Phantom thought he had him down and out right there…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is trying to get up…

Mark:IN CONFESSION!

Rhino:The Crucifix Armbar!

Mark:Alan Matthews quickly gets to the ropes…

Rhino:The Phantom couldn’t lock it in…

Mark:Alan Matthews staggers back up in to the corner…

Rhino:Here comes The Phantom…

Mark:The Phantom charges… Alan Matthews moves…

Rhino:The Phantom is staggering around dazed..

Mark:Alan Matthews has him up… DEADLY DRIVER!

Rhino:He was able to hit it…

Mark:Alan Matthews covers The Phantom 1………………..2……………3………….ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALAN MATTHEWS!

Rhino:Alan Matthews wins this back and forth battle with The Phantom…

Mark:Alan Matthews gets back in the winning side of things with this victory…

Rhino:Can he continue to build momentum?

Mark:We shall see… Its back to the ring though now for more action…

Triple H vs Kevin Steen

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Marieville, Quebec, Canada… Weighing in at 238 Pounds… Representing the Trilogy… KEVIN STEEN!

(“Unsetting Differences” plays as Kevin Steen enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Greenwich, CT… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!

(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Triple H and Kevin Steen are trading right hands back and forth…

Rhino:They are laying in shots back and forth to one another…

Mark:Triple H kicks Kevin Steen in the midsection and slows him down and just lays in the right hands… Triple H whips Kevin Steen off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Kevin Steen staggers right back up…

Mark:Triple H charges and nails him with a hard clothesline…

Rhino:Kevin Steen is rolling to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Triple H is going out after him…

Rhino:Kevin Steen doesn’t see him…

Mark:Triple H grabs Kevin Steen and shoves him in to the ring post…

Rhino:Kevin Steen is staggering around dazed…

Mark:Triple H grabs Kevin Steen… Irish whip… Reversal and Kevin Steen sends Triple H in to the steel guard rail…

Rhino:Triple H is staggering around…

Mark:Big right hand from Kevin Steen as he knocks him off of his feet…

Rhino:Kevin Steen is putting the boots to Triple H…

Mark:Kevin Steen now rolls Triple H back in to the ring…

Rhino:The Game is staggering to his feet…

Mark:Kevin Steen hooks up Triple H… Backbeaker! Kevin Steen goes for the cover 1……………..2………..Kickout by Triple H…

Rhino:Kevin Steen is dragging Triple H to the corner…

Mark:Kevin Steen charges and runs his knee right in to the face of Triple H…

Rhino:Big move right there…

Mark:The Game is slow to get back up…

Rhino:Kevin Steen is waiting for him…

Mark:Sitout Scoop Slam Piledriver!

Rhino:The Game driven hard in to the mat…

Mark:Kevin Steen covers Triple H 1…………………2……………..3..No! Triple H is able to kick out…

Rhino:Kevin Steen is now waiting for The Game to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Sidewinder Suplex!

Rhino:The Game is in trouble after that move…

Mark:Kevin Steen covers Triple H 1………………..2…………3….NO!

Rhino:Another close nearfall right there for Mr. Wrestling Kevin Steen…

Mark:Kevin Steen scoops up and slams Triple H right back down to the canvas…

Rhino:Kevin Steen is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Moonsault! No!

Rhino:The Game rolled out of the way…

Mark:Both men are now slow to get back up on to their feet…

Rhino:Kevin Steen is holding on to his midsection after he crashed and burned…

Mark:Kevin Steen goes for a right hand… Triple H blocks and lays in to Kevin Steen with rights… Triple H sends him off in to the ropes… Knee Buster!

Rhino:Kevin Steen is staggering around dazed..

Mark:Short Arm Clothesline!

Rhino:The Game is starting to get in to a little bit of a groove right there…

Mark:Triple H covers Kevin Steen 1………………2…………..Kickout by Kevin Steen…

Rhino:Kevin Steen is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Game is now sending him off in to the ropes… Running High Knee!

Rhino:Triple H took his head off right there…

Mark:Triple H is now waiting for Kevin Steen to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Kevin Steen seems to be out of it right now…

Mark:DDT! No!

Rhino:Kevin Steen drove him hard back in to the corner…

Mark:The Game is staggering out of the corner… Superkick!

Rhino:He nailed him with that kick…

Mark:Kevin Steen covers Triple H 1……………..2………..3………NO!

Rhino:The Game gets his shoulder up…

Mark:Kevin Steen is looking to put Triple H away right now…

Rhino:The Game is in trouble…

Mark:PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! NO!

Rhino:The Game counters out of it with a back body drop…

Mark:Kevin Steen is now staggering to his feet…

Rhino:Triple H is back up…

Mark:SPINEBUSTER!

Rhino:Triple H drove him right in to the mat…

Mark:Triple H covers Kevin Steen 1……………………2…………..3………… NO!

Rhino:Another close near fall right there…

Mark:Kevin Steen looks to be out on his feet…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good…

Mark:PEDIGREE!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Triple H covers Kevin Steen 1………………….2…………..3……. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!

Rhino:The Game has beaten every member of the Trilogy…

Mark:Speaking of the Trilogy… Here they are…

Rhino:Look Out!

Mark:Super Dragon and Dave McGavin have attacked Triple H from behind…

Rhino:Its now a three on one assault on Triple H…

Mark:They are trying to send a message to Triple H about next week’s Tag Team Title Match…

Rhino:They want to be the next EWA Tag Team Champions…

Mark:Kevin Steen is now setting up Triple H…

Rhino:Wait a minute…

Mark:Its Shawn Michaels and he has a chair…

Rhino:He is chasing the Trilogy off…

Mark:Shawn Michaels saves his tag team partner from a brutal beating…

Rhino:These two teams will square off for the gold next week…

Mark:That should be one hell of a battle… Shawn Michaels is staying in the ring as Triple H leaves we get set for this next contest…

Non Title Match
Shawn Michaels vs AJ Styles

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first… Already in the ring… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA Total Impact Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS! His Opponent…From Gainsville, Ga… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… AJ STYLES!

(“I Am” plays as AJ Styles enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and here we go… AJ Styles and Shawn Michaels lock up in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Both men are battling for position…

Mark:AJ Styles with a headlock on Shawn Michaels… AJ Styles gets shoved off in to the ropes… AJ Styles comes off the ropes… Shawn Michaels nails him with a hip toss…

Rhino:AJ Styles gets back up…

Mark:Shawn Michaels nails AJ Styles with chops right across the chest…

Rhino:He is lighting up his chest…

Mark:Shawn Michaels whips AJ Styles in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels ducks his head… AJ Styles puts on the breaks and kicks Shawn Michaels right in the head…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels got caught right there…

Mark:Shawn Michaels spins around… AJ Styles nails him with a Spin Kick!

Rhino:He took him off of his feet right there…

Mark:AJ Styles goes for the cover 1………………2……… Kickout by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:AJ Styles with hard forearm shots…

Rhino:Hes laying them in…

Mark:AJ Styles whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Dropkick!

Rhino:He caught him square on with that dropkick…

Mark:AJ Styles covers Shawn Michaels again 1…………….2………….. Kickout by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:AJ Styles is now going to the top rope…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up and stops AJ Styles up on the top rope…

Rhino:AJ Styles got caught…

Mark:Shawn Michaels launches AJ Styles off the top rope…

Rhino:He sent him half way across the ring…

Mark:AJ Styles staggers back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels with a couple of right hands and follows it up with an Atomic Drop!

Rhino:AJ Styles is dazed…

Mark:Big Right Hand by Shawn Michaels laying out AJ Styles…

Rhino:AJ Styles is getting right back up on to his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up AJ Styles and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:AJ Styles is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Showstopper is going to fly…

Mark:Double Axe Handle! No! Dropkick by AJ Styles…

Rhino:Nice counter right there by AJ Styles…

Mark:AJ Styles covers Shawn Michaels 1……………..2……………..Kickout by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:AJ Styles is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:AJ Styles hooks up Shawn Michaels… Brainbuster!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels dropped right on his head…

Mark:AJ Styles is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:He is going to fly…

Mark:Frog Splash! No!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels rolled out of the way…

Mark:AJ Styles is staggering up on to his feet slowly…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back up…

Mark:Belly to Back Suplex! By Shawn Michaels driving AJ Styles right back up on to the top rope…

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is heading to the top rope…

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels hit the big elbow…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now waiting for AJ Styles to get back up on his feet…

Rhino:The Band is being tuned up…

Mark:AJ Styles is slow to his feet…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO!

Rhino:AJ Styles ducks the kick…

Mark:PELE!

Rhino:AJ Styles hit his kick…

Mark:AJ Styles covers Shawn Michaels 1……………………2…………..3………..NO!

Rhino:AJ Styles thought he had Shawn Michaels down for the count…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:AJ Styles is setting him up…

Mark:AJ Styles sets him up… STYLES CLASH! NO!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels counters with a back body drop…

Mark:AJ Styles is now staggering back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels with right hands…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is laying in the shots…

Mark:Shawn Michaels whips AJ Styles in to the ropes… Flying Forearm Shot!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels nips back up…

Mark:AJ Styles is now staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:AJ Styles seems dazed…

Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks up AJ Styles… Atomic Drop!

Rhino:AJ Styles is dazed on his feet…

Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels hit the kick this time…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers AJ Styles 1………………..2………….3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion with a strong victory over AJ Styles…

Mark:A good win for Shawn Michaels and as we mentioned it will be DX vs the Trilogy next week for the EWA Tag Team Titles… But now its time for a street fight… So lets send it to the ring for the introductions…

Street Fight
Troy Joseph vs CM Punk

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Street Fight and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!

(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 222 Pounds…Representing the Horsemen…CM PUNK!

(“This Fire Burns” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)

Mark:Troy Joseph is on the top rope…

Rhino:CM Punk isnt in the ring…

Mark:Troy Joseph dives off the top rope and right down on to CM Punk…

Rhino:That’s one way to start off a match up…

Mark:Troy Joseph picks up CM Punk and throws him right in to the steel guard rail…

Rhino:CM Punk is dazed as he tries to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph now scoops up and drops CM Punk head first on to the steel guard rail…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is coming out firing right now…

Mark:Troy Joseph grabs CM Punk and throws him in to the ring…

Rhino:CM Punk is slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy Joseph hooks up CM Punk… Front Face Suplex!

Rhino:CM Punk driven right in to the mat…

Mark:Troy Joseph covers CM Punk 1……………2…………..Kickout by CM Punk…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is now going to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Troy Joseph is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good for CM Punk…

Mark:Wait a minute…

Rhino:James Farrell has hit the ring…

Mark:James Farrell from behind just attacked Troy Joseph…

Rhino:Anything goes in a street fight so this is legal…

Mark:CM Punk is getting back up on to his feet…

Rhino:They are now doing a number on Troy Joseph….

Mark:James Farrell and CM Punk send Troy Joseph in to the ropes… Double Clothesline!

Rhino:Nice Double Team right there…

Mark:James Farrell is now going to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Looks like James Farrell is bringing a table in to the ring…

Mark:Looks like they have something planned for Troy Joseph…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Double Powerbomb Through the Table!

Rhino:Troy Joseph has been laid out…

Mark:CM Punk covers Troy Joseph 1………………..2…………….3…….NO!

Rhino:James Farrell and CM Punk thought Troy Joseph would have been down for the count…

Mark:CM Punk just brought another chair in to the ring…

Rhino:Looks like James Farrell and CM Punk are going to smash Troy Joseph’s skull in right now…

Mark:Troy Joseph is slowly getting up on to his feet…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good…

Mark:Wait a minute!

Rhino:Here comes Lone Jobber!

Mark:The EWA World Champion is out to make the save for Troy Joseph…

Rhino:James Farrell and CM Punk back out of the ring…

Mark:Lone Jobber and Troy Joseph just gave a look to one another…

Rhino:The Chase Is On!

Mark:James Farrell just jumped the guardrail…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is chasing him out of the arena…

Mark:Troy Joseph is chasing CM Punk up the ramp and in to the backstage area…

Rhino:Well this one has turned in to chaos very quickly…

Mark:It sure has…

Rhino:Our Cameras are trying to catch up to them backstage…

Mark:There they are…

Rhino:Look Out!

Mark:Kevin Steen and Dave McGavin just jumped Troy Joseph and CM Punk…

Rhino:Why in the world would they do that?

Mark:I have no idea…

Rhino:Security is taking these two men away right now…

Mark:I guess they werent done trying to leave their mark…

Rhino:Well they have in this match up…

Mark:Someone needs to get control around here…

Rhino:I agree with that statement…

Mark:CM Punk and Troy Joseph are trying to get back up on to their feet…

Rhino:The referee is telling them he is going to stop it…

Mark:They are telling him no…

Rhino:They are ready to continue to fight…

Mark:They are fighting down the hall way that leads to the parking lot…

Rhino:They are just hammering each other with right hands…

Mark:This is just a pure brawl…CM Punk grabs Troy Joseph and whips him in to the door…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is staggering around…

Mark:CM Punk with a Roundhouse Kick!

Rhino:That dazed Troy Joseph…

Mark:They are now fighting in the parking lot…

Rhino:CM Punk is waiting for Troy Joseph to turn around…

Mark:CM Punk with an irish whip… Troy Joseph with a reversal goes back first in to the side of a car…

Rhino:CM Punk is staggering around dazed…

Mark:Troy Joseph knocks him off of his feet with a clothesline…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is wandering around looking for something right now…

Mark:I wonder what he could be looking for…

Rhino:Troy Joseph has a broom…

Mark:Troy Joseph goes to swing the broom… CM Punk ducks and grabs the broom and he nails Troy Joseph over the had with the broom stick…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is basically out on his feet…

Mark:Whats that noise?

Rhino:What Noise?

Mark:That Noise!

Rhino:Look Out!

Mark:Troy Joseph moves… CM Punk tries to move… CM Punk was just hit by a car!

Rhino:He avoided most of the car, but hes laid out on the hood of the car!

Mark:Who in the world was driving that car?

Rhino:That’s…

Mark:That’s David!

Rhino:Who Let Him Drive?

Mark:Officials are checking on CM Punk and security is out as well…

Rhino:David just leaped out of the car…

???:MY CAR!

Rhino:Who just said that?

Mark:That’s Steele!

Rhino:David just stole Steele’s car!

Steele:What did you just do to my car!

David:Taco!

Mark:David just ran off and Steele is chasing after him…

Rhino:David ran CM Punk over with that car…

Mark:We are told officials have called off this match…

Rhino:This match up was completely out of control…

Mark:It feels like management is losing control… In any event… We hope to get an update on CM Punk during our Main Event… Right now though lets get to the ring for the introductions…

Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Championship
Dante Daevain vs Mr. Anderson

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…Introducing first…From Green Bay, Wisconsin… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… Accopanied to the ring by Velvet Sky…Representing the Horsemen…MISTER ANDERSON!

(“Feedback” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Representing the Wolfpac…DANTE DAEVAIN!

(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)

Mark:Mr. Anderson and Dante Daevain are face to face in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Both men are ready to go…

Mark:Mr. Anderson strikes first and nails Dante Daevain backwards with right hands… Dante Daevain comes back with a big knee to the midsection and nails Mr. Anderson with a few right hands of his own… Dante Daevain whips Mr. Anderson in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain grabs him by the throat…

Rhino:Hes going for a chokeslam…

Mark:Mr. Anderson escapes and goes behind Dante Daevain and nails him with shots right to the back of the head… Mr. Anderson charges and nails Dante Daevain with a clothesline to the back of the head…

Rhino:That brought Dante Daevain down to one knee…

Mark:Mr. Anderson comes off the ropes… Bulldog!

Rhino:He drove him right in to the mat…

Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Dante Daevain 1……………2………… Kickout by Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Mr. Anderson sends Dante Daevain off in to the farside corner..

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now climbing the ropes…

Mark:Mr. Anderson nails Dante Daevain with right hands…

Rhino:He is laying them in…

Mark:Dante Daevain now blocks a right hand and he shoves Mr. Anderson off the ropes…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson gets right back up…

Mark:Dante Daevain charges at Mr. Anderson and nails him with a hard clothesline…

Rhino:That spun him inside out…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Mr. Anderson 1…………….2………Kickout by Mr. Anderson…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is now waiting for Mr. Anderson to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up Mr. Anderson… Side Walk Slam! Dante Daevain goes for another cover 1……………….2………..Kickout again by Mr. Anderson…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain now hooks up Mr. Anderson… Shoulder Breaker!

Rhino:Dante Daevain has control of this match up…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Mr. Anderson 1……………..2……………..Kickout again by Mr. Anderson…

Rhino:Another close nearfall right there…

Mark:We are being told that CM Punk suffered Minor Injuries and will be okay…

Rhino:That’s good news…

Mark:Dante Daevain scoops up Mr. Anderson… Running Powerslam! Dante Daevain covers Mr. Anderson 1………………2…………3..NO!

Rhino:So very close right there…

Mark:Dante Daevain is now waiting for Mr. Anderson to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:He is getting up slowly…

Mark:Mr. Anderson is back up… Dante Daevain sets him up… POWERBOMB! NO!

Rhino:Mr. Anderson counters…

Mark:DDT!

Rhino:Hell of a counter right there by Mr. Anderson…

Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Dante Daevain 1………………..2……………. 3..No! Kickout by Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is now slow to get back up…

Mark:Mr. Anderson grabs Dante Deavain and tosses him shoulder first in to the turnbuckle…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is staggering around dazed…

Mark:Mr. Anderson hooks up Dante Daevain… Russian Leg Sweep!

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is starting to get back in to this match up…

Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Dante Daevain 1……………..2………….Kickout by Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is now staggering to his feet…

Mark:Mr. Anderson charges from behind and lays out Dante Daevain with a clotheesline…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:He is looking to take a chance right here and now… Kenton Bomb!

Rhino:He hit all of that…

Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Dante Daevain 1…………………2…………….3………..NO!

Rhino:So very close right there…

Mark:Mr. Anderson is arguing with the referee right now…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now waiting for Dante Daevain to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain is back up to his feet… Mr. Anderson hooks him up… MIC CHECK! NO!

Rhino:Dante Daevain is fighting out of it…

Mark:Mr. Anderson gets spun around… Spinning Side Walk Slam!

Rhino:Dante Daevain drove him right in to the canvas…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Mr. Anderson 1……………………2………….3………….NO!

Rhino:Mr. Anderson gets his shoulder up…

Mark:Dante Daevain thought he had him down for the count right there…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is slowly trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Mr. Anderson is out on his feet… Dante Daevain hooks up Mr. Anderson… FALL OF MAN!

Rhino:Dante Daevain hit it…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Mr. Anderson 1………………….2…………3…………NO! Mr. Anderson got his foot on the bottom rope…

Rhino:Dante Daevain thought he had him down for the count right there…

Mark:Mr. Anderson is struggling to get back up…

Rhino:It looks like Dante Daevain is going to attempt to hit it again…

Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up Mr. Anderson… Chokeslam! No!

Rhino:Mr. Anderson escapes…

Mark:Mr. Anderson shoves Dante Daevain right in to the referee…

Rhino:The referee is down…

Mark:Dante Daevain is spinning around… Mr. Anderson hooks him up… MIC CHECK!

Rhino:Dante Daevain has been laid out…

Mark:Mr. Anderson covers Dante Daevain…

Rhino:There is no referee…

Mark:Coming down the ramp…

Rhino:Its the Trilogy…

Mark:Why are they coming out here?

Rhino:I have no idea…

Mark:Kevin Steen, Dave McGavin and Super Dragon are attacking both Mr. Anderon and Dante Daevain…

Rhino:These three men have no business out here…

Mark:They are just stomping away at both men…

Rhino:Look in the crowd…

Mark:Lone Jobber and James Farrell are fighting back in the crowd…

Rhino:They must have not stopped fighting…

Mark:Here comes CM Punk and Alan Matthews…

Rhino:They are going after the Trilogy…

Mark:Alan Matthews and Kevin Steen are going at it… CM Punk and Super Dragon are going at it…

Rhino:You can see that CM Punk is limping around… As Dave McGavin just escaped up the ramp…

Mark:Coming through the crowd…

Rhino:Its Gregory Davidson and The Phantom…

Mark:They are getting involved in this brawl as well…

Rhino:Look up in the press box…

Mark:That’s David…

Rhino:Steele is still chasing him…

Mark:Its a big time brawl in the ring right now…

Rhino:Everyone is going after each other…

Mark:Look out…

Rhino:Its DX!

Mark:Triple H and Shawn Michaels are attacking Dave McGavin…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is now brawling in the crowd along with Lone Jobber as they go after James Farrell…

Mark:Its an all out brawl…

Rhino:The referee just rang the bell…

Mark:It looks like he has thrown this match up out…

Rhino:It is Total Chaos right now…

Mark:The EWA Executive Committee has lost complete control…

Rhino:They sure have…

Mark:We have all of these men brawling…

Rhino:We have officials trying to break this all up…

Mark:On the top of the ramp…

Rhino:That’s William McConnell…

Mark:Hes just standing there enjoying all of this… We Gotta Go… We will see you at Seasons Beatings! Good Night Everyone!

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