New Years Evil 2012
Mark:Happy New Year everyone and welcome to Madison Squared Garden… Welcome to New Years Evil…
Rhino:What a way to start off the New Year…
Mark:Our Main Event is a Barbed Wire Cell for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Its William McConnell putting the gold on the line against Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:I so want to see Big Daddy Ace beat the holy living hell out of William McConnell…
Mark:I dont think you are alone on that…
Rhino:I shouldn’t be alone… Everyone should want to see that happen… This man has been a disgrace to this company and he needs to be stopped…
Mark:Calm Down…
Rhino:I wont calm down… Something needs to happen tonight… I dont want 2013 to be like 2012…
Mark:Well lets move on and get started with our opening contest here tonight at New Years Evil…
Steve Austin vs Calvin Lumas
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing First..From Raleigh, North Carolina… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… CALVIN LUMAS!
(“Ultranumb” plays as Calvin Lumas enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“I Wont Do What You Tell Me” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Mark:Steve Austin nails Calvin Lumas with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying in the right hands…
Mark:Steve Austin whips Calvin Lumas off in to the ropes… Steve Austin ducks his head and Calvin Lumas kicks him right in the head…
Rhino:Steve Austin spins around…
Mark:Calvin Lumas nails him with a running clothesline… Steve Austin gets right back up and gets taken down with a clothesline for a second time…
Rhino:Steve Austin gets back up again…
Mark:Dropkick! By Calvin Lumas and Steve Austin goes rolling to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:He is a tad frustrated right now…
Mark:Calvin Lumas dives over the top rope and lands right on top of the Texas Rattlesnake on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:That paid off right there…
Mark:Calvin Lumas rolls Steve Austin back in to the ring…
Rhino:Steve Austin staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Connects! Calvin Lumas with the cover 1……………..2…………Kickout by Steve Austin…
Rhino:Steve Austin is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Calvin Lumas backs Steve Austin up in to the corner.. Calvin Lumas with an irish whip and sends Steve Austin off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Calvin Lumas…
Mark:Running Leg Lariat! No!
Rhino:Steve Austin moved out of the way…
Mark:Calvin Lumas crashed right in to the corner…
Rhino:Steve Austin is now taking back control…
Mark:Steve Austin with boots to Calvin Lumas in the corner…
Rhino:He is stomping a mudhole in him right now…
Mark:Steve Austin pulls Calvin Lumas out of the corner and nails him with a Suplex… Steve Austin comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right in to the face of Calvin Lumas… Steve Austin goes for the cover 1………….2……….Kickout by Calvin Lumas…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin scoops up Calvin Lumas and slams him right in to the mat… Steve Austin comes off the ropes and nails him with another elbow right to the face…
Rhino:Steve Austin is now looking to do some more damage to Calvin Lumas right now…
Mark:Steve Austin hooks him up… Piledriver! No! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas saved himself right there…
Mark:Steve Austin staggers back up on to his feet and Calvin Lumas takes him off of his feet with a dropkick…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas heads right to the top rope…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects!
Rhino:This could be it right here…
Mark:Calvin Lumas with a cover 1…………………2………………..3…….NO!
Rhino:Steve Austin gets his shoulder up…
Mark:Calvin Lumas is now waiting for Steve Austin to get back up…
Rhino:He has him lined up…
Mark:Calvin Lumas hooks him up… TWISTED! NO!
Rhino:Steve Austin counters out..
Mark:Steve Austin spins Calvin Lumas around… STONE COLD STUNNER!
Rhino:He hit it…
Mark:Steve Austin with the cover 1……………..2…………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STEVE AUSTIN!
Rhino:Steve Austin pulled out this victory tonight..
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see the EWA Total Impact Champion in action as Lone Jobber puts the gold on the line against $tewie Franchize… But its back to the ring for more action…
Mr. Anderson vs Drew Chambers
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Green Bay, Wisconsin… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… MISTER ANDERSON!
(“Feedback” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
(“Break it Down” plays as Triple Hwalks in to the arena…)
Rhino:The Game has arrived…
HHH:What is going on New York City!
(Crowd Cheers Loudly)
HHH:Now Mr. Anderson… I can call you Mr. Anderson right? Either way…I wanted to get our weekly chat in here right now Ken…As you came out here and talked about how you and Randy Orton will never do this… You will never fight Alan Matthews… You will never fight this person… Basically you will do what you want whenever you want to do it… Where have I heard this routine before… Oh that’s right…Kinda sorta sounds like the things Shawn and I said we would do… Now as flattering as it is that you and Randy Orton wanna try and be like us.. I just dont see it Ken.. You just dont have the look… What I need you to do for me… If you could… Tell me to suck it… Do the crotch chop…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson just gave him the finger…
HHH:Ken… That’s not something you should be doing… Giving me the finger… That’s crossing the line…
Mark:Triple H is walking closer to the ring…
HHH:I told you to tell me to suck it… Not flip me off.. But since that’s what you did… I might as well do this…
Rhino:Whats he going to do?
Mark:Looks like hes heading right in to the ring…
Rhino:Look!
Mark:Its Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Mr. Anderson doesn’t see him…
HHH:You know what… Second thought… Kenny.. Turn around!
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Mr. Anderson has been knocked out…
HHH:Now Kenny… Someone will let you hear this when you wake up… But until you actually start taking things seriously around here… Well… Shawn and I are going to continue to have some fun with you… And unlike you… WE can do what we want… When we want to do it… Because we got the stroke… And if you dont like it… Well… We got TWO WORDS FOR YA!
Crowd:SUCK IT!
Rhino:DX has left its mark on Mr. Anderson for the second show in a row…
Mark:We shall see if Mr. Anderson starts to take things serious from here on out… As we get back to the ring for more action..
Alan Matthews vs Brock Lesnar
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first….From Minneapolis, Minnesota…Weighing in at 266 Pounds… BROCK LESNAR!
(“Next Big Thing” plays as Brock Lesnar enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“David De La Hoz” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Mark:Brock Lesnar charges at Alan Matthews and Alan Matthews nails Brock Lesnar with a couple of hard uppercuts…
Rhino:Those rocked Brock Lesnar…
Mark:Alan Matthews whips Brock Lesnar off in to the ropes… Brock Lesnar with a reversal… Alan Matthews comes off the ropes… Brock Lesnar goes for a clothesline while Alan Matthews ducks underneath…
Rhino:He is now behind Brock Lesnar…
Mark:German Suplex! No! Brock Lesnar blocks with elbows right to the side of the head…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is spinning around…
Mark:Brock Lesnar grabs Alan Matthews and nails him with an over the head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Brock Lesnar charges in and drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar continues to hammer away at Alan Matthews in the corner with shoulder blocks..
Mark:Brock Lesnar now with a hard irish whip… Alan Matthews staggers out of the corner and Brock Lesnar nails him with a big clothesline!
Rhino:He caught him good with that clothesline…
Mark:Brock Lesnar covers Alan Matthews 1……………..2………..Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is pulling Alan Matthews back up on to his feet…
Mark:Brock Lesnar hooks up Alan Matthews… Gut Buster!
Rhino:Air driven right out of Alan Matthews…
Mark:Brock Lesnar comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right in to the midsection of Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Looks like Brock Lesnar has picked out a focal point and is going right for it…
Mark:Brock Lesnar picks Alan Matthews back up and nails him with another Gut Buster! Brock Lesnar with the cover 1………….2……….Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is holding on to his ribs…
Mark:Brock Lesnar backs Alan Matthews back in to the corner…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is putting Alan Matthews up on the top rope…
Mark:Brock Lesnar hooks up Alan Matthews… Superplex! No!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is blocking it…
Mark:Alan Matthews knocks Brock Lesnar off the top rope…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now up on the top rope…
Mark:Brock Lesnar staggers up on to his feet… Flying Clothesline! Connects!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Brock Lesnar 1…………….2…………Kickout by Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews charges and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now putting the boots to Brock Lesnar…
Mark:Brock Lesnar gets up on to his feet… Alan Matthews hooks him up…Dragon Suplex! With a Bridge! 1…………………..2…………3….No!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar got his shoulder up…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is trying to get back up on to his feet… Alan Matthews nails him with a couple of hard uppercuts… Northern Lights Suplex! 1……………..2……………3……NO!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar was able to kick out again…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now waiting for Brock Lesnar to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is dazed…
Mark:DIRECT HIT! NO!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar counters it…
Mark:Brock Lesnar spins Alan Matthews around… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Nice counter…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now slow to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:What does Brock Lesnar have in mind here?
Mark:BEAR HUG!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is trying to squeeze the life out of Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews is trapped in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar continue to just squeeze the ribs of Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews looks to be fading away…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is screaming for him to give it up…
Mark:Alan Matthews looks to be out…
Rhino:The referee is checking on Alan Matthews…
Mark:The arm goes up and it goes right down…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is going to win by submission here…
Mark:The arm goes up a second time and once again goes down…
Rhino:One more time and its over…
Mark:Arm Up… Arm Dow… No! Alan Matthews just rakes the eyes of Brock Lesnar…
Rhino:That’s one way to get out of the hold…
Mark:Brock Lesnar turns around… Big Boot!
Rhino:He caught him there…
Mark:Brock Lesnar staggers to his feet… DIRECT HIT!
Rhino:This could be it right here…
Mark:Alan Matthews with the cover 1……………….2…………..3………..NO!
Rhino:Brock Lesnar was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Brock Lesnar is now slow to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is pulling him back up…
Mark:Brock Lesnar with a full head of steam and he drives Alan Matthews right back in to the corner…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is holding on to his ribs…
Mark:Brock Lesnar has him up… POWERBOMB! NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews fights out of it…
Mark:Brock Lesnar turns around… Alan Matthews has him up… DEADLY DRIVER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks the leg 1……………..2………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALAN MATTHEWS!
Rhino:Alan Matthews pulls out the victory here tonight over Brock Lesnar…
Mark:Big win for Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Wait a minute!
Mark:Its $tewie Franchize!
Rhino:Whats he doing out here?
Mark:$tewie Franchize just attacked Alan Matthews from behind…
Rhino:Brock Lesnar is looking on and is approving…
Mark:$tewie Franchize hooks up Alan Matthews.. EXECUTIVE ACTION!
Rhino:Alan Matthews has been laid out…
Mark:It appears there is some sort of an alliance brewing here between Brock Lesnar and $tewie Franchize…
Rhino:That seems to be the case…
Mark:We will see $tewie Franchize a little later on when he challenges for the EWA Total Impact Championship… But its back to the ring now for more action…
Bully Ray vs Randy Orton
Pa Announcer:This next contest set for one fall… Introducing first…From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RANDY ORTON!
(“Voices” Plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Hells Kitchen, New York…Weighing in at 326 Pounds… BULLY RAY!
(“Beaten Path” plays as Bully Ray enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and we are underway… Randy Orton goes right after Bully Ray and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:He is knocking the Bully back in to the ropes…
Mark:Randy Orton with an irish whip… Bully Ray with a reversal and nails him with a clothesline!
Rhino:Randy Orton gets right back up…
Mark:Bully Ray with a couple of quick jabs right to Randy Orton and a big right hand knocking him off of his feet…
Rhino:Randy Orton staggers back up…
Mark:Bully Ray whips him in to the corner… Bully Ray charges in and nails him with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:Randy Orton is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Samoan Drop!
Rhino:Randy Orton is in trouble here early on…
Mark:Bully Ray with a cover 1……………..2…………Kickout by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Bully Ray scoops him up and slams him right down to the canvas… Bully Ray comes off the ropes… Elbow Drop! No!
Rhino:Randy Orton rolled out of the way…
Mark:Bully Ray staggers to his feet… Randy Orton scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas… Randy Orton comes off the ropes and nails him with the elbow drop…
Rhino:Randy Orton was the one who was able to connect with the elbow drop…
Mark:Randy Orton isnt done and he is just slowly stomping Bully Ray on the mat right now…
Rhino:Randy Orton is just picking him apart with those stomps…
Mark:Bully Ray is getting to his feet… Randy Orton hooks him up… Inverted Backbreaker!
Rhino:Bully Ray is in trouble after that backbreaker…
Mark:Randy Orton with the cover 1……………2…………..Kickout by Bully Ray…
Rhino:Bully Ray is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton with a couple of right hands… As Randy Orton backs Bully Ray up in to the ropes… Randy Orton with an irish whip… Bully Ray comes off the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Bully Ray is in trouble here…
Mark:Randy Orton with the cover 1…………….2……………3……NO!
Rhino:Bully Ray was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Bully Ray is trying to roll out of the ring…
Rhino:Randy Orton catches him…
Mark:Randy Orton is trying to set him up for the hangman DDT… Bully Ray escapes out of it and now trips up Randy Orton…
Rhino:Bully Ray quickly rolls back in to the ring…
Mark:Bully Ray stomps away right at Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Bully Ray goes behind Randy Orton… Belly to Back Suplex! No!
Rhino:Randy Orton escapes…
Mark:RKO! NO!
Rhino:Bully Ray counters out of it…
Mark:Bully Ray goes behind Randy Orton again… BUBBA BOMB!
Rhino:Big move right there…
Mark:Bully Ray hooks the leg 1…………….2…………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BULLY RAY!
Rhino:Bully Ray pulls out the victory over Randy Orton here tonight…
Mark:Bully Ray starts his new year off with a victory… As we now get set for the EWA Total Impact Championship Match up here at New Years Evil….
EWA Total Impact Championship New York City Street Fight
Lone Jobber(c) vs $tewie Franchize
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the New York City Street Fight and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Intorducing first… The Challenger…From Manhattan, New York… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… $TEWIE FRANCHIZE!
(“Power” plays as $tewie Franchize enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Lone Jobber and $tewie Franchize are ready to go at it…
Rhino:Wait a minute…
Mark:Brock Lesnar and Steve Austin are walking down to the ring right now…
Rhino:This seems to be some sort of setup right here…
Mark:You can see Paul Heyman is up on the ramp right now directing traffic…
Rhino:Bully Ray just came through the crowd…
Mark:You have those three men surrounding the ring right now…
Rhino:I dont think we are going to have ourselves a match up right here…
Mark:Well its a street fight so one would think this all legal…
Rhino:Its basically going to turn out to be a Four on One Handicap Match?
Mark:I think it might just turn out to be…
(“Break It Down” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Rhino:Triple H has arrived…
Mark:He has security with him as well…
HHH:You three guys better not make another move to the ring right now… That includes you too Heyman…
Heyman:What Did I Do?
HHH:Just shut up…
Rhino:Heyman didn’t like that…
HHH:This has nothing to do with Lone Jobber… But you three… Are now being THROWN OUT OF MY BUILDING!
Rhino:Well Triple H is doing the right thing…
HHH:So Security get these men out of my building… So that we can have this match up as it was intended to be!
Mark:Triple H is showing his authority right now… As Steve Austin, Bully Ray and Brock Lesnar are being escorted out of this building right now by New York’s Finest…
Rhino:This was the ring thing…
HHH:Now referee… Ring The Bell!
Mark:So before those three could do their damage Triple H has stopped it from happening… As we now have $tewie Franchize and Lone Jobber ready to go at it… As $tewie Franchize attacks Lone Jobber from behind…
Rhino:He caught him off guard…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is putting the boots to Lone Jobber before pulling him back up on to his feet… $tewie Franchize hooks him up and nails him with a T-Bone Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex…
Mark:$tewie Franchize continues to just go right on the attack…
Rhino:Its what you have to do in this type of match up…
Mark:$tewie Franchize picks up Lone jobber and now nails him with another T-Bone Suplex dropping Lone Jobber right on his head…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is going right to the outside of the ring…
Mark:He is bringing a steel chair in to this match up…
Rhino:Like I said he is going right for it…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet… $tewie Franchize lines him up and nails him with a Chair Shot!
Rhino:He caught him good right there…
Mark:$tewie Franchize goes right back to the outside of the ring and is bringing another chair in to this match up…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize now has both steel chairs setup…
Mark:This is not looking good for Lone Jobber at the moment…
Rhino:No its not…
Mark:$tewie Franchize hooks up Lone Jobber… Powerbomb! No! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize just went back first in to the chairs he setup…
Mark:You can see that plan backfired…
Rhino:It sure did…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is staggering back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber nails $tewie Franchize with chops right across the chest…
Rhino:Woo!
Mark:Lone Jobber now hooks him up… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is spinning around…
Mark:Lone Jobber nails him with a Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just continues to spin $tewie Franchize around with different moves…
Mark:Lone Jobber now with an irish whip sending him in to the corner…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog! Right in to the broken chair pile!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Lone Jobber…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is trying to get back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber charges and nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading to the outside of the ring…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion is bringing a Table in to the ring…
Rhino:That’s not the only thing he is bringing in to the ring…
Mark:He also has a singapore cane…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber nails $tewie Franchize right in the head with the Singapore Cane!
Rhino:Hard shot right there…
Mark:One more shot by Lone Jobber with that Singapore Cane!
Rhino:Two big shots now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now opening up the table…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize looks to be out of it right now…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion is looking to finish off his challenger right now as Lone Jobber is heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Here he comes…
Mark:450 SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE! NO!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize moved out of the way…
Mark:Lone Jobber just crashed hard through that table…
Rhino:That really backfired for Lone Jobber…
Mark:$tewie Franchize is composing himself right now…
Rhino:If he had a chance to win this match up… Its right now…
Mark:$tewie Franchize hooks up Lone Jobber…CAMEL CLUTCH!
Rhino:This is a bad spot for Lone Jobber to be in right now especially after going through the table…
Mark:$tewie Franchize continues to pull back up on the neck of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Mark:He is trapped however…
Rhino:We are moments away from crowning a new EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:The referee is asking if Lone Jobber wants to give it up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is screaming no…
Mark:Lone Jobber makes one big crawl and is able to get to the ropes…
Rhino:The damage has been done as $tewie Franchize has to break the hold…
Mark:Lone Jobber is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is setting him up…
Mark:EXECUTIVE ACTION!
Rhino:Lone Jobber looks to be done for after that…
Mark:The referee is saying he can continue…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is bringing a few more chairs in to the ring…
Mark:He tried this earlier and it didn’t exactly payoff the way he has hoped…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has been beaten up more this go around…
Mark:That’s a good point as the four chairs have been opened up…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize wants to be the next EWA Total Impact Champion and he is going to do whatever he can to get the job done…
Mark:Lone Jobber is struggling to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:If $tewie Franchize hits this… It will be all she wrote for the EWA Total Impact Championship reign of Lone Jobber…
Mark:$tewie Franchize hooks him up… HOSTILE TAKEOVER! NO! LOW BLOW!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just saved himself with a low blow…
Mark:Both men are now struggling to get back up on to their feet right now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is up first…
Mark:$tewie Franchize nails him with a couple of right hands… Lone Jobber fires back with a couple of shots of his own…
Rhino:They are going back and forth…
Mark:$tewie Franchize kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection… T-Bone! No! Lone Jobber nails him with elbows… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize turned around and walked right in to a low card kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now throwing $tewie Franchize on to the chairs…
Rhino:What is Lone Jobber doing here?
Mark:Lone Jobber getting his balance… HERTIAGE IN TO THE STEEL CHAIRS!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is out cold…
Mark:The referee is calling for the bell… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber drove him in to the four chairs with the Hertiage and scored the knockout victory here tonight…
Mark:Its now time for our Main Event… As William McConnell defends the title against Big Daddy Ace…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Barbed Wire Cell Match
William McConnell(c) vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event in the Barbed Wire Cell Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first…The Challenger….From Boston, Mass.. Weighing in at 273 Pounds…One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…BIG DADDY ACE!
(“Made of Scars” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
“There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can’t take part! You can’t even passively take part! And you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels…upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop!”
Pa Announcer:From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“Wretches & Kings” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:The history between these two men has been well documented…
Rhino:Especially this year…
Mark:Both men have a lot at stake in this contest…
Rhino:Especially William McConnell… As he wants to continue the success of 2012 in to 2013…
Mark:He wants to start the new year off right… As these two men are face to face in the center of the ring… Ready to do battle… Big Daddy Ace strikes first nailing William McConnell with a right hand… William McConnell fights back with a couple of right hands of his own… William McConnell whips Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace with a reversal… William McConnell comes off the ropes as Big Daddy Ace goes for a right hand but William McConnell puts on the breaks…
Rhino:He said he just out smarted Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges and clotheslines William McConnell over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Well he didn’t out smart him there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes chasing William McConnell around the ring right now…
Rhino:There arent many places for him to go as they are trapped inside the Barbed Wire Cell…
Mark:William McConnell slides back in to the ring… Big Daddy Ace goes to follow him back in… William McConnell charges with a baseball slide… Big Daddy Ace side steps the Baseball Slide and pulls William McConnell out of the ring and tosses him head first in to the Barbed Wire Cell…
Rhino:Well McConnell just got his first taste of Barbed Wire here tonight…
Mark:William McConnell is spinning around and Big Daddy Ace rams him back first in to the side of the ring…
Rhino:He drove him hard in to the side of the ring…
Mark:William McConnell gets rolled back in to the ring by Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace back in the ring and now picks up William McConnell and nails him with a suplex… Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover 1………..2……..Kickout by William McConnell…
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips William McConnell hard in to the corner…
Rhino:William McConnell flipped over the corner…
Mark:William McConnell lands on the ring apron… Big Daddy Ace charges and knocks him off the apron and William McConnell goes flying in to the Barbed Wire Cell…
Rhino:That probably didn’t feel good…
Mark:No I dont think it did… Big Daddy Ace goes out after William McConnell and now grabs him by the head and is just rubbing his face across the barbed wire…
Rhino:We are getting some blood shed here early on in this contest…
Mark:As the EWA World Heavyweight Champion William McConnell is busted open now… Big Daddy Ace scoops up William McConnell and now launches him right in to the Barbed Wire Cell Wall…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is dominating the EWA World Heavyweight Champion at the moment…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace rolls William McConnell back in to the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has a cooking sheet…
Mark:William McConnell staggers to his feet and Big Daddy Ace nails him right over the head with the cooking sheet…
Rhino:Look at the dent his head left there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers William McConnell 1……….2………Kickout again by William McConnell…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to figure out his next move…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace picks up William McConnell… William McConnell grabs a hold of the cooking sheet and nails Big Daddy Ace right in the head…
Rhino:A well timed shot there by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:William McConnell wipes the blood out of his eyes and charges at Big Daddy Ace and just punts him right in the head…
Rhino:Hell of a kick right to the side of the head of the challenger by William McConnell…
Mark:William McConnell covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………2………Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:William McConnell rolls to the outside of the ring…
Mark:It looks like William McConnell has found himself a barbed wire chair…
Rhino:He has a look in his eye right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace staggers up on to his feet… Barbed Wire Chair Shot!
Rhino:He nailed him right in the face…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace was busted open with that chair shot… William McConnell with the chair and drives the end of the chair right in to the midsection of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:That’s four or five shots in a row right to the midsection…
Mark:William McConnell is now laying the Barbed Wire Chair right across the face of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:What is William McConnell going to do here?
Mark:William McConnell is up on the second rope… LEG DROP! Right down on to the Barbed Wire Chair!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace bleeds some more and William McConnell hurt himself in the process…
Mark:William McConnell now covers Big Daddy Ace 1………….2……..3…No!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Mark:William McConnell is now picking up his bloody opponent and throws him to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:What does William McConnell have in mind right here…
Mark:William McConnell grabs Big Daddy Ace by the legs… Slingshot Right in to the Barbed Wire Cell!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is spinning around bloodied and dazed…
Mark:Superkick!
Rhino:William McConnell timed that kick perfectly…
Mark:William McConnell rolls his challenger back in to the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell is sliding the steel steps in to the ring…
Mark:This wont be good for Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell lines him up… Steel Steps! Right to the head of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:He caught him good there…
Mark:William McConnell is screaming at Big Daddy Ace to get back up…
Rhino:William McConnell wants to do it again… Stay down Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Look at the blood drip from his forehead…
Mark:William McConnell charges… Big Daddy Ace moves… Drop Toe Hold! As William McConnell goes face first in to the steel steps…
Rhino:The second time didn’t pay off as good as the first…
Mark:No it didn’t…This is giving the challenger a couple of seconds to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a burst of energy… Big Daddy Ace has McConnell up… ACE CRUSHER ON TO THE STEEL STEPS!
Rhino:Where did this burst of energy come from?
Mark:I dont know but we are looking at a new World Champion… As Big Daddy Ace covers William McConnell 1……………2………..3…..NO!
Rhino:He kicked out?!?
Mark:Yes he did…
Rhino:God Damn It…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to wipe the blood out of his eyes…
Rhino:He has lost a lot of blood…
Mark:William McConnell is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:SPEAR! THROUGH THE ROPES!
Rhino:Both men go falling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up on his feet first and is able to do so…
Rhino:William McConnell is crawling…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is lining him up again…
Rhino:He isnt going to do what I think hes going to do…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR IN TO THE CELL!
Rhino:William McConnell just went crashing in to the barbed wire…
Mark:The World Champion is really bleeding from different parts of his body right now…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace grabs William McConnell and rolls him back in to the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers William McConnell 1…………….2…………3…………NO!
Rhino:So close right there to having a new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:If he is able to put him through that table we will have a new World Champion for sure…
Mark:William McConnell trying to get back up… Big Daddy Ace has him up on his shoulders… ACE CRUSHER! NO! DDT! THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:What a Counter!
Mark:William McConnell just saved himself right there…
Rhino:He sure did…
Mark:William McConnell climbs on top of Big Daddy Ace 1…………..2……….3………NO!
Rhino:Another close nearfall right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Just look at the arms of William McConnell… They are cut open from the barbed wire…
Mark:He is going to be in a lot of pain for days to come…
Rhino:Both men will be…
Mark:They are both putting their bodies on the line for the sake of becoming the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:William McConnell is positioning the Barbed Wire Chair…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up on to his feet… William McConnell sets him up… DUAL SHOCK!
Rhino:He dropped him right on to the Barbed Wire Chair…
Mark:William McConnell covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………..2…………..3……..NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:The bloody challenger is in a bad position at the moment…
Rhino:He is just crawling around the ring…
Mark:William McConnell just pushed him out of the ring…
Rhino:What does William McConnell have in store here?
Mark:William McConnell grabs Big Daddy Ace and tosses him face first in to the barbed wire cell…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace’s limp body just slid down the cell wall…
Mark:William McConnell just found something underneath the ring…
Rhino:What is that?
Mark:That looks to be a spool of barbed wire…
Rhino:What in the world is he going to do here?
Mark:William McConnell is cutting Barbed Wire off that spool and is now picking up Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:No he isnt doing what I think hes doing…
Mark:William McConnell just tied one of Big Daddy Ace’s arms in to the cell wall with more barbed wire…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get out of it…
Mark:SUPERKICK!
Rhino:That just knocked out Big Daddy Ace as he is just being held up by his arm…
Mark:William McConnell is now tying up Big Daddy Ace’s other arm…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is basically cuffed to the cell by barbed wire…
Mark:William McConnell now has himself a steel chair…
Rhino:William McConnell is yelling at Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:William McConnell is lining up Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Will… Dont do this…Dont do this Will…
Mark:This is going too far…
Rhino:Someone needs to stop him… Referee… Dont let him do this…
Mark:STEEL CHAIR SHOT!
Rhino:God Damn that sick son of a bitch!
Mark:Big Daddy Ace was completely defenseless…
Rhino:Blood is pouring out of Big Daddy Ace right now…
Mark:A sick smile on the face of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:William McConnell cuts him out of the wall…
Mark:He just tossed him in to the ring…
Rhino:Just end this Will…Just end this…
Mark:William McConnell covers Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Just stay down…
Mark:Heres the count 1……………..2…………..3……………. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:He Kicked Out!?!?!
Mark:Big Daddy Ace got his shoulder up…
Rhino:He should have stayed down…
Mark:William McConnell is now bringing a barbed wire board and steel chairs in to the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell just hit a move and end this… This is going too far…
Mark:William MConnell looks around and says not enough…
Rhino:Not Enough?!? Are you kidding me…
Mark:We now have a ladder being brought in to the ring as well…
Rhino:Oh come on Will… This isnt needed…
Mark:He just said one more will do it…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is struggling to get up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell just nailed him with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:William McConnell just stop this…
Mark:William McConnell has the chairs opened and is laying the ladders across the chairs… And just laid the barbed wire board across the ladders…
Rhino:Come on Will… Stop this…
Mark:William McConnell…
Rhino:Referee just stop this… Please… Dont let this happen…
Mark:As I was saying… William McConnell has Big Daddy Ace up on the top rope…
Rhino:Come on Will… Dont do this… Please…
Mark:William McConnell is hooking him up… SUPERPLEX! NO!
Rhino:NO?!
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is blocking…
Rhino:How in the…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace stands up… Big Daddy Ace dives… OH MY GOD! BOTH MEN GO CRASHING THROUGH THE LADDERS AND THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!
Rhino:Both Men are not moving right now…
Mark:Look at the carnage of the broken ladders…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is moving…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets his arm on top of William McConnell 1……………………2…………….3………….. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:William McConnell got his shoulder up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace cant believe it…
Rhino:William McConnell is barely moving…
Mark:William McConnell is grabbing on to Big Daddy Ace right now…
Rhino:He is trying to pull him up by using Ace’s body…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace looks down at William McConnell…
Rhino:William McConnell just said I Hate You…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace grabs William McConnell… ACE CRUSHER! Big Daddy Ace with the cover 1…………..2…………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace Has Ended The Streak…
Mark:We have a new World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:We have a NEW EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Mark:The EWA’s Biggest Nightmare no longer has his championship…
Rhino:The first thing Big Daddy Ace needs to do is wash that Fuck The EWA Crap off the belt…
Mark:I Am with you there…
Rhino:William McConnell has made it up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace and William McConnell are having a stare down…
Rhino:McConnell is putting out his hand…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just shook William McConnell’s hand as Big Daddy Ace goes back to celebrating his victory…
Rhino:Im so happy…
Mark:The fans are happy… Its the start of 2013 and Big Daddy Ace is the NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!