Mark:Welcome everyone to the last event of 2001… So for the last time this year I am here at Madison Square Garden with my tag team partner in calling the great eWa action and that would have to be Rhino… Rhino:That is correct… We are here calling the action tonight in MSG… Mark:Well tonight… The
Mark:Welcome Welcome Welcome to Friday Night Frenzy… We are sold out here in Boston, Mass for what should be one hell of an event… Im Mark and Join as always by the man just known as Rhino… Rhino:Yep thats me… Im Rhino… I love to eat Purg Dogs… Mark:Well tonight we will see a Triple
Mark:Seasons Greetings and Seasons Beatings to all of the eWa fans… As always we are live as live can be… From Tampa, Florida for tonights Pay Per View Seasons Beatings… As always… I am the fan known as Mark… The voice of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… And as always I am joined by the man
Mark:Welcome everyone to SATURDAY NIGHT TORTURE… Live from Chicago… As always I am the man behind the Microphone Mark… Alongside is my partner… A man who is no where as clean as Mr. Clean… And Thats Rhino… Rhino:Well yes I am Rhino… And How can you say I am not clean… Mark:Just look at that
Mark:Welcome everyone to November 2 Dismember… I am as always Mark… Alongside with the man known as Rhino… Rhino:Yep… Its Me… Its R-H-I-N-O… Mark:Tonight is gonna be an emotional night… As tonight we pay tribute to a man known as Ps2Phemon… Or rather… Jay Mack… As tonight… Shawn Michaels… Omega… Blake Bennit… The Rock and
Mark:Welcome everyone to Tuesday Night Carnage… As you all know I am the man behind the microphone as always calling the action… And of course my name is Mark… And I am along side the man who can take up the whole screen which is why I am behind the microphone… Rhino… Rhino:Hey… Well you
Mark:Welcome everyone to Madison Square Garden… Welcome to eWa HeadGames Live on Pay Per View…My name is Mark as always by the man known as Rhino… Rhino:Well we are in the House of legends… We in Madison Square Garden for what should be one hell of a night… Mark:Tonight in our main event… We will
Mark:Welcome everyone to Tuesday Night Carnage… I guess you all know by now… My name is Mark… And we are here live in Pittsburgh, Pa for tonights event… And I am join as always by the man who we just call Rhino… Rhino:Thats right dogs… Its me Rhino… Thats the R-H-I-N-O… Mark:Well tonight we will
Mark:Welcome to PLAYTIME… Tonight we should be seeing some very intense and strange match ups… By The Way my name is Mark… As always I am joined by my side kick… The Hot Dog Eater Rhino… Rhino:Its Purg Dog eater… Mark:Anyhow… We do have some strange matches and some matches that really dont making any
Mark:Welcome everyone to PAYBACK… We are here live in Anaheim, California for tonights Pay Per View… My name is Mark and I am alongside as always with Rhino… Rhino:Mark tonight is gonna be one hell of an evening… I am looking forward to it tonight… Mark:Tonight Blake Bennit will be putting the eWa World Heavyweight
Mark:Hello everyone to a historical evening in the USA… Tonight we move on from the events of today as we move on as the eWa brings the World back to normal… This is Tuesday Night Carnage… And my name is Mark… Alongside with Rhino… Rhino:All I have to say is USA… USA… USA… Mark:Tonight in
Mark:Welcome everyone to Daytona Beach, Florida… For Beach Brawl 2001… My name is Mark and I am along side with the man known just as Rhino… Rhino:Man O Man… Tonight is going to be one hell of night… I can feel it in my blood… Mark:Well tonight we will have a match where you must