Category: 2002

Total Madness 7-16-02

Omega: What up, damn it! Even technology can’t capture my perfect voice properly. Welcome to TOTAL MADNESS ya punk ass mothafuckahs! It’s the greatest of all time comin’ to ya live from the announce end of the field along with color commentator Purgatory here…. Purgatory: Stand in the back! There’s a hurricane comin’ through! Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa….Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa….

New Years Evil 2002

Mark:Welcome everyone to New Years Evil… As we are going to count you down to the new year… If everything works out… We will pan over to the ball drop… Once our last match is over with… Rhino:Do you hear all of these fans… They arent here for the ball drop… They are here for

Seasons Beatings 2002

Mark:Seasons Greetings everyone… As we are presenting Seasons Beatings here tonight live from Detroit, Mi… We got a great jammed pack show for you all tonight right Rhino… Rhino:From the looks of it… And man I cant wait for Christmas… All The Food… HMMMMMMMM… Mark:Anyhow our main event tonight is a Ladder Match for the

Friday Night Frenzy 12-06-02

Mark:Welcome everyone to Philadelphia, Pa… We are not at the corners of Swanson and Rittner in South Philadelphia… We are live at the First Union Center… For eWa Friday Night Frenzy… Alongside with Rhino… I am Mark and we got some great action for all of you out there tonight… Rhino:Yes… Yes we do… I

Any Given Sunday 11-24-02

Mark:Welcome everyone to Miami, Florida… And welcome to eWa’s Any Given Sunday… And no this is not Football… Its Pro Wrestling at its finest right Rhino… Rhino:Oh Testify my man… Testify… Mark:As tonight our Main Event will be a eWa Total Impact Championship IRON MAN Match… Between two of the greats here in the eWa…

Tuesday Night Carnage 11-12-02

Mark:Welcome everyone to Tuesday Night Carnage… Live From San Francisco, Ca… And what a night of action that we have for you folks here tonight… Our main event is a SledgeHammer Match for the eWa Undisputed World Championship… Between Triple H and Subway… Rhino:That should be a battle… Mark:We also have a vicious triple threat

Halloween Hellraiser 2002

Mark:Welcome everyone… TO HALLOWEEN HELLRAISER… (Sound:Boo Ha Ha Ha) Tonight we have so many exciting matches… Here tonight right Rhino… Rhino:Yep… As everyones favorite Color Guy… And for tonight only… Everyones favorite Count Dracula… We are in for one hell of a night… Mark:Our main event will be a Trick or Treat match between Triple

Tuesday Night Carnage 10-22-02

Mark:Welcome everyone to eWa Tuesday Night Carnage… Live from St. Louis, Missouri… We are presenting many huge matches here tonight… Rhino:Oh Yeah we do… Mark:Our main event is a match for eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship… Between The Game Triple H and the challenger Nuclear Bomb… Rhino:But thats not the match I want to see…

Hardcore Evolution 2002

Mark:Welcome everyone to eWa Hardcore Evolution…Welcome to the Sky Dome here in Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Rhino:Tonight should be one hell of an event… Mark:Yes it should… As all the matches besides the ones with their own gimmicks…We will be working up Extreme Rules… Rhino:ECDUB ECDUB…Opps wrong Company… Mark:As our Main Event will be for the

Total Control 2002

Mark:Welcome everyone to the Igloo in Pittsburgh, Pa… And Welcome to an eWa Pay Per View Event… Entitled Total Control… And what a night we have in store for you… Rhino:Yeah the action tonight is going to be off the charts like no other… Mark:Only the eWa can produce great action… That will feature a

Deliverance

Mark:Welcome everyone to eWa Deliverance… Live from New Orleans, La… And we have so much great action for you tonight… Rhino:Oh you bet we do… We got three styles of cage matches… Plus a whole lot more… Mark:Yes including a Strap Match… And a very exciting Pure Hell match up between Psyko Boy and Demon

Glory 2002

Mark:Welcome everyone to Madison Square Garden… And Welcome to eWa Glory… Our way to pay tribute to those lost last september… Tonight we plan on putting on some much action… That well… Prove why the Extreme Wrestling Alliance is still number one… As Always my partner in crime is Rhino… Rhino:Yes that is I… Rhino…