Tuesday Night Carnage 05-23-01

Mark:Ladies and Gentlemen… Welcome to Tuesday Night Carnage… Once Again as always I am the Voice of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance Mark… Alongside… The Hot Dog lover Rhino…

Rhino:Yes I am… And I am proud to be one…

Mark:But anyhow tonight… We have some explosive Action… All four EWA Titles will be on the line tonight… The Tag Team Champs Rob Van Dam and Justin Credible will defend their belts against the Teams of Dragon and Prodigy… And Shadow and Nuclear Bomb… Also the Television Title will be up for grabs as Stone Cold Steve Austin defends against Whiplash…

Rhino:Whiplash… The Man who pinned Stone Cold at the last Pay Per View… Will get his shot to regain some gold…

Mark:Also Lone Jobber defends his Heavyweight World Title against Blake Bennit…

Rhino:Dont forget… Also schedule tonight is a Boiler Room Brawl… As it is supposed to be Vicious End against MackDown… But will it happen?

Mark:That looks up for grabs tonight… But lets start off the night with a FTW Title Match up…

FTW Title Match
Triple H(c) vs Kevin Nash

(“Wolfpac” hits as Kevin Nash makes his way out to the ring…”The Game” hits as Triple H makes his way towards the ring…)

Mark:Big Sexy is not himself…

Rhino:He looks totally not in to this match up…

Mark:Well this match is underway(Bell Sounds)… Triple H is staring down Big Sexy Kevin Nash…

Rhino:Nash is not in the mood to fight tonight…

Mark:The Game punches Kevin Nash…

Rhino:Is he trying to fire up the big man… Who seems like he does not want to do this…

Mark:The Game slaps Kevin Nash now…

Rhino:Kevin Nash just shakes it off…

Mark:Nash is looking like he is fired up…

Rhino:Nash is leaving…

Mark:Kevin Nash has walked out of the ring…

Rhino:I guess Nash didnt want to fight the game…

Mark:The Referee begins to count Kevin Nash Out…The Game has a microphone…

HHH:NASH… You GET YOUR ASS BACK IN TO THIS RING RIGHT NOW…

Rhino:Kevin Nash is not even listening…

Mark:The Ref has called for the bell…

HHH:NASH… You never were any good…

Pa Announcer:The Winner of the match as a Result of a count out… And Still FTW Champion… TRIPLE H…

Rhino:Why in the hell did Kevin Nash back out of this fight?

Mark:I think Kevin Nash… Does not feel up to it anymore…

Rhino:Then why did he show up…

Mark:Who Knows… We have more action so lets get back to the ring here at Tuesday Night Carnage…

Demon Child vs Big Show

Mark:Demon Child is in the ring… Now we are waiting on the Big Show…

(“ShowTime” hits as The Big Show makes his way out…)

Mark:(Bell Sounds)Demon Child starts to hammer in to the big show…

Rhino:But the Show is not feeling a thing…

Mark:Big Show catches Demon Childs Fist… And Delivers one of his own… The second one knocks Demon Child to the ground… Big Show grabs Demon Child by the neck… And he throws him over the top rope to the outside…

Rhino:Man that has got to hurt… As those mats outside the ring do not help at all…

Mark:Demon Child rolls back in to the ring… Big Show whips him in to the ropes… Back Body Drop… Show picks him up… Side Walk Slam by the Big Show…

Rhino:All these moves the Big Show has done… Is not good for the back of the Demon Child… Because his back must be in some pain…

Mark:Demon Child gets whipped in to the ropes… Another Back Body Drop…

Rhino:Show is calling for the Chokeslam…

Mark:He has him by the neck… CHOKESLAM CITY… Cover 1……..2…………3……

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE BIG SHOW…

Mark:As you know… Tonight the World Title is on the line… In what is called a city match… Where the match will and can take place in any part of the city… Well since we are right in New York City… Well Our Cameras have found them so I guess the match is going to happen right now…

Rhino:Right Now?

Mark:Yep… Right now…

Rhino:It looks to me like they are in time square…

Mark:There is Lone Jobber… The World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:We can call him Mr. Gimmick… As he has thought of some strange matches thus far in his EWA Career… But I dont see Blake…

Mark:Jobber is waiting on the streets of time square…Blake has just gotten out of the cab…

Rhino:Here these two men go…

Mark:Jobber goes right after Blake…

Rhino:A Fist Fight is insuing now…

Mark:Jobber takes the advantage… Jobber blocks a right hand… Jobber connects with one… Jobber whips him in to the Car… Jobber grabs him by the head and is smacking his head up against the hood of the car…

Rhino:Jobber and Blake are now on top of that car…

Mark:Jobber trying to piledrive him on to the car… Back body drop by Blake… Jobber rolls of the car…Clothesline by blake and Jobber hits the cement…

Rhino:These two men want to hurt one another…

Mark:Blake tries to pick up Jobber…

Rhino:Low Blow by Jobber…

Mark:Jobber is walking down the street and it looks like they are headed in to the MTV Studios… Blake is going after him…

Rhino:Run Camera man Run…

Mark:While our camera man tries to catch up… Lets get back to some more action in the ring… Before we do… Im told our cameras have found something going on in the back…

Rhino:Its Nash… He is leaving and Razor is going with him…

Mark:Razor is suppose to face Gravedigger…

Rhino:I guess thats now off… Since they are both leaving now…

Mark:Well I wonder what Gravedigger is gonna have to say about this… Lets get back to the action…

Texas Street Fight
Shawn Michaels vs Buff Bagwell

(“Boy Toy” hits as Shawn Michaels Makes his way out to the ring… “Buff” hits as Buff Bagwell walks to the ring…)

Mark:(Bell Sounds)We are having a Texas Street Fight here in New York City…

Rhino:Sounds Odd doesnt it…

Mark:To me it does… But Michaels and Buff tie it up… Buff applies the headlock… Michaels goes to push him off… Buff still holds on… Michaels lifts him up… Belly to Back Suplex… Michaels to his feet… Buff as well… Michaels off the ropes… Flying Back Elbow and buff goes down… Buff to his feet… Scoop Slam by HBK… Buff up again… Atomic Drop by Michaels that sends him near the ropes… Clothesline by Michaels and Buff goes over the top rope…

Rhino:Old School move by HBK… But Michaels now begins to pose to the crowd as the fans begin to boo him…

Mark:Buff from behind with a forearm shot to the head… Michaels whipped in to the ropes… Power Slam by Bagwell… With a cover 1………….2…………Kick out by Michaels… Buff goes to the outside…

Rhino:Buff is bringing in a couple of chairs…

Mark:Buff has a chair… Buff misses with the chair… HBK grabs the chair… Buff gets nailed in the back with the chair… Michaels with a kick to the gut… Going for the Rockerdroper… Buff counters him… Michaels lands on his feet… Goes for a belly to back suplex… Buff counters with a cross body… 1………….2………………HBK rolls over…1………….2………… Buff kicks out…

Rhino:No one has the real advantage as of yet in this match up…

Mark:Buff whips him in to the ropes again… Powerslam one more time by Buff Daddy…

Rhino:Buff is now posing to the crowd…

Mark:Buff sets up a chair…

Rhino:Buff Bagwell also has a chair that he is bringing with him up to the top rope…

Mark:Michaels has recovered… Michaels knocks the ropes and Buff goes crotch first to the turnbuckle…

Rhino:That hurts Mark… That Really Hurts…

Mark:Buff is still holding the chair… Michaels jumps off the chair that was set up… SUPERKICK off the Chair by Michaels… Cover 1…………….2………………….3……..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Nice move by Michaels to finish off Buff Daddy…

Mark:Well our cameras have caught up with Blake and Jobber…

Rhino:Come on already get to the match…

Mark:They look to be at the MTV Studios…

Rhino:It looks like the TRL Set…

Mark:I think so too… Blake is hammering in on Jobber… Blake slams him down on the TRL Stage…

Rhino:There is MTV Security… I think they want them to leave…

Mark:They look like they dont want to… Blake is rubbing Jobber’s face in the glass window that looks out on time square…MTV Security is breaking them up…

Rhino:Dont stop them… This is for the World Title… Let them go…

Mark:I think they are kicking them out of the building…

Rhino:Can they do that?

Mark:Its There property… They can do what ever the hell they want…

Rhino:But it is not right…

Mark:We have more action so lets get back to the ring…

Jerry Lawler vs Loco

(“Royalty” hits as The King Jerry Lawler makes his way out… Loco’s theme hits as Loco walks to the ring…)

Mark:(Bell Sounds)Well here we go… The Veteran Lawler connects with a couple of closed fist right hands to Loco… The King goes for a third and it knocks down Loco… Loco back to his feet… Body Slam by The King…

Rhino:The King is a veteran… And he knows what he is doing in the ring…

Mark:The King whips him in to the ropes… Lawler ducks his head… Loco stops… DDT by Loco on the King…

Rhino:Loco saw him duck his head and he countered with a DDT…

Mark:Loco whips him in to the ropes… Standing Dropkick by Loco…

Rhino:The King falls down on his ass…

Mark:The King backing off… In the corner… Loco comes in… Thumb to the eye by The King…

Rhino:Nice trick by the King…

Mark:The king hooks him… Hanging Vertical Suplex by the King…

Rhino:The King says thats it…

Mark:Cover by the King… 1………………2……………..Loco Kicks out…

Rhino:He is calling for the piledriver…

Mark:Piledriver by the King… 1…………………2………………..LOCO KICKS OUT OF THE PILEDRIVER…

Rhino:The King does not know what to do…

Mark:The King sets him up again… PILEDRIVER again on Loco… Cover by the King… 1…………………………………2………………………….LOCO Kicks Out again…

Rhino:How in the hell did he do it again… The King is frustrated… He does not know how he is doing that…

Mark:The King picks him up again… Loco counters… With a back body drop…Loco grabs him by the throat… PARALYZER… 1…………………….2…………………..3………..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LOCO…

Mark:Well we have been told that Jobber and Blake are some where in central park…

Rhino:Are the camera guys there with them…

Mark:They are trying to catch up with them… As Blake and Jobber are both very fast…

Rhino:And let me guess our camera guys are really slow…

Mark:You got it… As we wait for footage… Lets get back to the ring for more action…

The Rock vs Rikishi

(“Bad Man” hits as Rikishi makes his way out…”Cookin” hits as The Rock walks to the ring…)

Mark:(Bell Sounds)The Rock enters and goes right after Rikishi… The Rock delivers right hands to the Big Man…

Rhino:He has rikishi going…

Mark:The Rock knocks down rikishi… The Rock stomps the rib area of the big man… The Rock picks him back up… And whips him into the turnbuckle… Rikishi comes out hard… Running clothesline by The Rock…

Rhino:The Rock is in control right now…

Mark:The Rock whips Rikishi in to the ropes… Reversed by Rikishi… Samoan Drop by Rikishi…

Rhino:400 pounds crashing down on your ribs… Thats got to hurt…

Mark:Rikish picks him up… Superkick and down goes the rock… Rikishi whips him in to the corner…

Rhino:I think the big man is gonna back that ass up…

Mark:STINKFACE on The Rock…

Rhino:Thats Disgusting…

Mark:Rikishi lays the rock down…

Rhino:Rikishi looks like he is gonna hit the Banzi drop…

Mark:The Rock moves… The Rock moves out of the way of the Banzi Drop… Rikishi gets nailed with a clothesline by The Rock… The Rock delivers a couple of right hands to rikishi… Rikishi blocks… The Rock moves from the right hand… ROCK BOTTOM… The Rock covers him 1…………………2…………………..3……

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK…
Rhino:The Rock puls out another one…

Mark:Well they have caught up with Jobber and Blake so lets get to them…

Rhino:They are battling it out in the grass of central park…

Mark:Jobber slams blake to the ground…

Rhino:Jobber is climbing up a tree…

Mark:Jobber has his eyes set in for Blake…

Rhino:He wouldnt do it off a tree…

Mark:He goes for the 450 Splash…

Rhino:BLAKE MOVES…

Mark:Jobber is hurt… Blake picks him up and sends him in to the tree… SEXY BOY KICK… And Jobber is out…

Rhino:He should try to pin him…

Mark:He is telling Jobber to come find him…

Rhino:Find him where?

Mark:Who knows but we are gonna have our cameras follow them where ever they go… But mean while… Lets get back to the ring…

EWA Tag Team Title Triple Threat Match
Rob Van Dam & Justin Credible (c) vs Shadow & Nuclear Bomb vs Dragon & Prodigy

(Dragon’s theme hits as Dragon and Prodigy make their way out to the ring… Shadows Theme Hits as he walks to they walk to the ring…”Walk” hits as JC and RVD make their way to the ring…)

Mark:(Bell Sounds) There will be only two people in at a time and this match is under elimination rules… Shadow and Dragon start it out… Shadow has control with a headlock…Shadow sends him in to the ropes… Dragon ducks the clothesline… And dragon connects with a flying dropkick and it rocks Shadow…

Rhino:Dragon tags in his partner Prodigy and they look like they are about to double team the 6 foot 10 inch man…

Mark:Double Drop kick connects and they knock down shadow… Double Elbow drop as well by the team of D & P…

Rhino:Should we call them the D & P connection…

Mark:Prodigy goes for the cover 1……………….2……………… Shadow kicks out… Prodigy drives another couple of elbows and precedes to go for the cover again… 1…………….2………. Shadow kicks out again…

Rhino:Dragon gets tagged in…

Mark:Double suplex… Blocked by Shadow… He nails one of his own…

Rhino:What strength by Shadow…

Mark:Shadow makes the tag to Nuclear Bomb… NB is clearing house of Dragon and Prodigy…

Rhino:Just look at Rob and Justin looking on… They got to love that the fact that they arent involved yet…

Mark:Nuclear Bomb clothesline Prodigy over the top rope… Spinning Back breaker that takes down Dragon…

Rhino:He is calling for the Power Bomb…

Mark:Nuclear Power Bomb by Nuclear Bomb… Cover on Dragon 1………2………….3……

Pa Announcer:Dragon and Prodigy have been eliminated…

Mark:Its now Two on Two…

Rhino:And The Tag team champs have to battle…

Mark:Justin attacks Nuclear Bomb from behind… He whips him in to the ropes… Justin ducks his head… NB sees it…

Rhino:He is setting him up for the power bomb…

Mark:RVD delivers a spin kick to Nuclear Bomb… Justin rolls through with a cover 1………………..2…………. Shadow makes the save…

Rhino:Justin tags in RVD…

Mark:RVD whips him in to the ropes… RVD ducks down low… Monkey flip by RVD on Nuclear Bomb… RVD picks him up… Scissors Sweep by RVD… Goes for the cover 1……………2……………….Kick out by Nuclear Bomb…

Rhino:RVD tags Justin back in…

Mark:Justin whips him in to the ropes… NB leaps over RVD… Justin nails the dropkick… Goes for the cover 1……………….2………….. Shadow makes the save…

Rhino:Nuclear Bomb needs to make the tag to Shadow…

Mark:RVD gets tagged back in… Enziguri by RVD…

Rhino:RVD looks like he wants to go for the five star frog splash…

Mark:RVD on the top… Goes for the Five Star Frog Splash… NUCLEAR BOMB MOVES…

Rhino:He moved out of the way in just enough time…

Mark:Justin gets tagged in…

Rhino:Nuclear Bomb makes the tag…

Mark:Shadow nails Rob Van Dam off the corner… Shadow whips Justin off the ropes… Power Slam…

Rhino:He is setting up for the Highway to hell drop…

Mark:HIGHWAY TO HELL DROP… Nuclear Bomb is on the outside with RVD… Cover 1…………2…………………………3……….. WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winners and NEW EWA Tag Team Champions SHADOW AND NUCLEAR BOMB…

Rhino:We have New Champs… And Degeneration X has one less piece of gold… I LOVE IT…

Mark:Well we have been told we have Blake on the line… Blake where are you at…

Blake:If I told you that, Lone Jobber would be able to find me. Let me say that I am driving along somewhere and Lone Jobber better be ready to find me, because tonight I am going to become World Heavyweight Champion.

Mark:Alright then, We are gonna keep our cameras following them around town and when they meet up we will continue the batttle… Lets head back in to the ring for more action…

EWA Television Title Match
Stone Cold Steve Austin(c) vs Whiplash

(“Shatters” hits as Stone Cold Steve Austin makes his way to the ring… Whiplash’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:(Bell Sounds)Well these two men are face to face…

Rhino:The tension between these two is been told as well as the history…

Mark:Here they go… Rights and Lefts being traded back and forth… Austin takes control… Austin whips him in to the ropes… Austin nails him with a shoulder block… Whiplash back to his feet… Goes off the ropes… Slides under the legs of Austin… Whiplash takes out the legs of Austin… Whiplash delivers a leg drop to the back of the neck of Austin 3:16…

Rhino:Whiplash knows of the past neck injuries of Stone Cold Steve Austin…

Mark:Whiplash sends him in to the ropes… Powerslam by whiplash… Goes in to a cover 1……………2……. Kick out by Whiplash… Whiplash slams Stone Cold hard in to the mat…Another leg drop to Stone Cold… Whiplash picks him up again… Hooks him for a vertical suplex… And he drops Austin down hard…

Rhino:Whiplash has complete control of Stone Cold… Maybe DX will lose another piece of gold…

Mark:Whiplash sends him in to the ropes… Austin ducks the clothesline… Lou Thez Press with fists of fury… Austin off the ropes… Elbow drop by the Rattle Snake…

Rhino:Stone Cold is trying to come back…

Mark:Austin connects with a couple of right hands to whiplash… Kick to the gut by Austin… Goes for the Stunner… Blocked by Whiplash… Austin comes of the rope… Powerslam and Austin crashes hard to the mat…

Rhino:Whiplash is heading to the top rope…

Mark:THE RUSH… Connects on Austin… Cover 1…………………2…………………………3…….. WE HAVE GOT A NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION WHIPLASH…

Rhino:Whiplash has become a Two Time Television Champion…

Mark:Well its time to head down to the basement… To the Boiler Room… For the Boiler Room Brawl…

Boiler Room Brawl
Vicious End vs MackDown

Mark:Well we see Jason and Shane Mack… Other wise known as Mackdown… But I dont see either Omega or Sid…

Rhino:I dont think Omega is gonna show up… Since the last time we saw him he was on the road some where…

Mark:Well I guess we are gonna declare MackDown the winner as a Result of a forfeit if no one shows up…

Rhino:I dont think either mans ego would want to lose in my opinion…

Mark:We have found out that your opinion really never counts any more…

Rhino:I know… I should look in to that… My Opinion should count…

Mark:SID HAS ENTER THE BOILER ROOM…

Rhino:I guess Sid is gonna go in it alone… Against MackDown…

Mark:Sid is trying to fight off both Jason and Shane… Sid knocks Shane down… But Jason is still hanging in there with the Big Man…

Rhino:Sid knocks Jason Mack down…

Mark:Low Blow by Shane…

Rhino:Smart move that brought the big man to his knees…

Mark:Double clothesline by Mackdown… And down goes Sid… MackDown delivers the boots to the monster known as Sid… They pick up Sid and they send him in to a boiler…

Rhino:Look at the smoke coming out of that thing…

Mark:Sid is back on his feet…

Rhino:MackDown has a two by four…

Mark:Mackdown delivers a 2 by 4 Line and sid goes down…

Rhino:A 2 x 4 line… Is something wrong with you…

Mark:Not that I know of…

Rhino:You better double check…

Mark:MackDown has stacked up some crates… Jason has him up for a piledriver… Shane has the legs of Sid… SPIKE PILEDRIVER on The Crates of Sid…

Rhino:What a move on the big man… I believe for the first time… Sid is out cold…

Mark:All MackDown has to do is leave the Boiler Room…

Rhino:Sid is not moving at all…

Mark:They have left the boiler room… And I believe we have got a couple of winners…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winners MACKDOWN…

Rhino:Mackdown has beaten Vicious End tonight… Which has to be one of their biggests wins in the EWA…

Mark:Well we are trying to get in contact with the camera guys to find out where Lone Jobber and Blake Bennit are…

(Blake’s theme hits as he walks through the entrance way…)

Rhino:Blake Bennit has entered the building…

Mark:It looks like he wants to end this match in the middle of the ring…

Rhino:He has a microphone and guess he has something to say…

Blake:Tonight, we have battle all around the city of New York… We battle in Times Square… We battled in MTV Studios and we have battled in Central Park… But now its time to settle it… In this very ring… So I hope Lone Jobber… You are on your way… Because I am going to become the NEW EWA World Champion…

Rhino:ITS JOBBER…

Mark:From behind Jobber attacks Blake…

Rhino:He came from the crowd Mark…

Mark:Jobber delivers some fists to Blake that back him in to the corner… Jobber whips him in to the other corner… Jobber follows him in with a Big Splash… Blake stagers out… Running Bulldog by Jobber…

Rhino:Jobber has stunned blake…

Mark:Jobber picks him up… Gut Buster and Blake is in pain…

Rhino:I think Blake’s attitude has changed now…

Mark:Jobber picks him up…

Rhino:He is setting him up for the gimmick…

Mark:Blake blocks… Jobber is able to get him up for a power bomb… Blake blocking it with fists…

Rhino:Blake gets out of it…

Mark:Jobber turns around… Blake goes for the Sexy Boy Kick…

Rhino:Jobber ducks…

Mark:Kick by Jobber… Goes for the gimmick again… Low Blow on jobber… Blake hits a DDT and down goes Jobber…

Rhino:Blake is waiting for Jobber to get up…

Mark:Sexy Boy KICK… Its over… He covers him 1………………..2………………………3…….

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW World Heavyweight Champion BLAKE BENNIT…

Rhino:We have a New World Champion… After they have battled through the city…

Mark:Well we are out time… It has been a night of NEW CHAMPIONS…