Mark:We are live in New York City for the final event of 2013… This is New Years Evil! (“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…) Rhino:Looks like we are going to be joined by the EWA Commissioner Triple H… Mark:Wonder what he has to say… HHH:Welcome everyone to New Years Evil! (Crowd
Mark:We are live in Detroit, Michigan for the annual Holiday Tradition… This is SEASONS BEATINGS! Happy Holidays Rhino… Rhino:This is the most wonderful time of the year… Mark:Its about the food isnt it? Rhino:You better believe it… You get food… Presents… Egg Nog… Candy Canes… Mark:You are in heaven… Rhino:I certainly am… Mark:We have a
Mark:We are live here at the O2 Arena here in London, England… This is November 2 Dismember… The most interactive Pay Per View of the Year… The question is Rhino… Have you voted? Rhino:I didnt know I was allowed to vote… Mark:Everyone is allowed to vote… Rhino:Well Crap! Mark:Thats okay… The EWA Nation has your
Mark:We have found our way overseas to the Telenor Arena here in Norway… Rhino, we have made our way to Norway! Rhino:Why exactly are we here? Mark:We are here in Norway for what turns out to be their favorite Holiday… Well okay I dont know if it really is or isnt… But we are here
Mark:We are live in Louisville, Kentucky… This is Friday Night Frenzy… And what a main… (“King of Kings” plays as Triple H walks out in to the arena…) Rhino:I guess you wont be able to get through that opening you prepared.. Mark:I guess not as here comes Triple H along with his hired henchmen who
Mark:We are live here in the City of Brotherly Love… We are here at Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia, Pa… For our biggest night of the year… Glory! Rhino:This is the night every single person in the locker room waits for… The chance to put on a performance that no one will forget in front
Mark:We are live in Buffalo, New York and this is the final stop before our biggest show of the year… This is Monday Night Madness… Rhino:I am so excited as we are getting closer and closer to Glory and you know everyone attempts to step up their game as we head in to our biggest
Mark:We are sold out here in Miami, Florida… As the Road to Glory 2013 begins tonight here at Summertime Blowout… I am here at ringside with my partner in crime known around the world as Rhino… Rhino:Oh man… Can you feel that excitement… Can you feel that intensity… Its Summertime Blowout and there is a
Mark:We are live in Phoenix, Arizona… This is Wednesday Night Xtreme and Rhino we have a jammed packed show for everyone here tonight… Rhino:Yes we do in fact have a jammed packed show for everyone tonight… Mark:We do have a big show lined up for everyone and the biggest question mark coming in to this
Mark:We are live in Los Angeles, California… We are live for Beach Brawl 2013! (“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway walks out in to the arena…) Mark:Subway isnt scheduled to be out here just yet… Rhino:He is supposed to be in action later on tonight… Mark:I guess Subway isnt wasting anytime and he is
(Footage Begins to roll of Lone Jobber & Triple H Talking Backstage) Mark:What you are looking at right there is a confrontation between Triple H and Lone Jobber from earlier this evening… Rhino:Lone Jobber was trying to beef up security after everything that happened at the last event… Mark:It seemed like Triple H was arguing
Mark:We are sold out here in the Pepsi Center here in Denver, Colorado and tonight Rhino is shaping up to be one hell of a night… Rhino:One hell of a night that is an understatement… Mark:We have two HUGE Matches… Thats right two… As the old saying goes Quality over Quantity… Rhino:It is sort of
