Seasons Beatings 2013
Mark:We are live in Detroit, Michigan for the annual Holiday Tradition… This is SEASONS BEATINGS! Happy Holidays Rhino…
Rhino:This is the most wonderful time of the year…
Mark:Its about the food isnt it?
Rhino:You better believe it… You get food… Presents… Egg Nog… Candy Canes…
Mark:You are in heaven…
Rhino:I certainly am…
Mark:We have a big show lined up for everyone here tonight…As our Main Event is for the EWA Total Impact Championship when CM Punk defends against Subway…
Rhino:After what happened at November 2 Dismember you know Subway wants revenge…
Mark:CM Punk cant get Disqualified tonight as there must be a winner…
Rhino:It should be a hell of a fight…
Mark:We will find out which man will be Last Man Standing and the winner will leave as the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Im looking forward to it…
Mark:In our annual tradition it will be the Holiday Bowl when Colt Cabana battles Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Two Jews in a Holiday Bowl… Thats very fitting…
Mark:Yes it is…
Rhino:So a jew will win?
Mark:I guess so… We have a lot to get in to… Lets not waste anymore time… Lets get to the ring for our opening contest here tonight at Seasons Beatings…
Calvin Lumas vs Scott Steiner
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 276 Pounds… SCOTT STEINER!
(“Holla If Ya Hear Me” plays as Scott Steiner enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Cameron, North Carolina… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… CALVIN LUMAS!
(“Ultranumb” plays as Calvin Lumas enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Calvin Lumas nails Scott Steiner with a couple of hard shots…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Calvin Lumas whips Scott Steiner in to the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice dropkick…
Mark:Scott Steiner is taking a moment and is rolling to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:He wants to take a step back after that dropkick…
Mark:Incoming! Calvin Lumas dives over the top rope right down on to Scott Steiner…
Rhino:Nice dive by Calvin Lumas…
Mark:Calvin Lumas is now rolling Scott Steiner back in to the ring…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Scott Steiner staggers back up on to his feet… Missile Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice dropkick right there by Calvin Lumas…
Mark:Calvin Lumas covers Scott Steiner 1…………….2………….Kickout by Scott Steiner…
Rhino:Scott Steiner is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Calvin Lumas with a couple of foreram shots and backs Scott Steiner in to the corner… Calvin Lumas whips Scott Steiner off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Here comes Calvin Lumas…
Mark:Calvin Lumas charges in… Scott Steiner nails him with a Back Elbow!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is staggering around…
Mark:Scott Steiner hooks up Calvin Lumas… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex…
Mark:Scott Steiner goes for the cover 1………………2…………Kickout by Calvin Lumas…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Scott Steiner hooks up Calvin Lumas… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge! 1……………….2……………..Kickout again by Calvin Lumas…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Scott Steiner lifts Calvin Lumas up in the air… Press Slam! No!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas rakes the eyes of Scott Steiner…
Mark:Calvin Lumas was able to escape out of the press slam… Scott Steiner turns around… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:Nice counter by Calvin Lumas…
Mark:Scott Steiner is staggering up on to his feet… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas planted him with that powerbomb…
Mark:Calvin Lumas goes for the cover 1……………………2……………………3………..NO!
Rhino:Scott Steiner was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Close nearfall right there…
Rhino:Scott Steiner is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Calvin Lumas hooks him up… Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! NO!
Rhino:Scott Steiner got his knees up…
Mark:Calvin Lumas crashed and burned…
Rhino:Scott Steiner is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Calvin Lumas staggers up on to his feet… Scott Steiner hooks him up… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is now being dragged in to the center of the ring…
Mark:Scott Steiner is hooking him up… STEINER RECLINER!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is trapped…
Mark:There is no place for him to go…
Rhino:The referee is asking him…
Mark:Calvin Lumas Taps Out!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SCOTT STEINER!
Rhino:Scott Steiner with an impressive victory here tonight over Calvin Lumas…
Mark:Scott Steiner is looking to make his mark here in the EWA and tonight was the start of it…
Rhino:We will see what kind of impact he will continue to make…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Damien Sandow in action when he is going to go One on One with Omega…
Rhino:Omega would like to have another shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship and if he can defeat Damien Sandow it would put him in line for one…
Mark:Triple H said he is going to be keeping a watchful eye on what is going to happen tonight to determine who fights for the title at New Years Evil…
Rhino:Im curious to see who Triple H does end up choosing to fight for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Lets see who can impress Triple H next as we get set for our next contest…
Big Daddy Ace vs Randy Orton
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RANDY ORTON!
(“Voices” Plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 247 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“Absolute Zero” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:Randy Orton locks up with Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace pushes Randy Orton back in to the corner… Randy Orton comes out of the corner and charges with a clothesline… Big Daddy Ace ducks the clothesline and spins Randy Orton around… Big Right Hand!
Rhino:That knocked Randy Orton off of his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton gets back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace whips Randy Orton off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Randy Orton is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops up Randy Orton and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop! Big Daddy Ace covers Randy Orton 1………….2…………..Kickout by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Randy Orton… Suplex! No!
Rhino:Randy Orton blocks the suplex…
Mark:Randy Orton hooks up Big Daddy Ace and nails him with a suplex!
Rhino:Nice counter in a suplex by Randy Orton…
Mark:Randy Orton goes for the quick cover 1……………..2……….Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton nails Big Daddy Ace with a couple of hard upper cuts…
Rhino:He is backing him up in to the corner..
Mark:Randy Orton now pulls Big Daddy Ace back up on to his feet and now backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Randy Orton is laying in the shots to Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Randy Orton whips Big Daddy Ace hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace staggers out of the corner…
Mark:Inverted Backbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move by Randy Orton…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Big Daddy Ace once again…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton with a couple of hard shots and now nails him with a Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:He drove him right in to the canvas…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………2………….Kickout by Big Daddy Ace once again…
Rhino:Randy Orton is now backing Big Daddy Ace up in to the corner…
Mark:Randy Orton now has Big Daddy Ace up on the top rope…
Rhino:Bad spot to be in for Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:SUPERPLEX! NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace held on…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace knocks Randy Orton off the top rope…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is standing up on the top rope…
Mark:Randy Orton is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace comes off the top rope… DROPKICK! By Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton with a hell of a dropkick…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace came off the top rope and got caught with a big dropkick…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble now…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………..2……………3………NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Randy Orton is now looking to put Big Daddy Ace away right here and now…
Rhino:Randy Orton has him lined up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace staggers to his feet… RKO! NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace blocks the RKO…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace shoved Randy Orton in to the corner… Randy Orton is staggering around… Big Daddy Ace scoops him up… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:He drove him right in to the canvas…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Randy Orton 1………………….2……………Kickout by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace nails Randy Orton with straight right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in to Randy Orton…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace kicks Randy Orton in the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:He drove him right in to the canvas…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Randy Orton 1…………..2…………….3……..NO!
Rhino:Randy Orton got his shoulder up…
Mark:Randy Orton is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is lining up the Legend Killer…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR! NO!
Rhino:Randy Orton nailed him right in the head with a knee…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace looks to be out cold after running in to the knee of Randy Orton… Randy Orton covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………….2………….3……..NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Randy Orton is now looking to put Big Daddy Ace away…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton charges… PUNT KICK!
Rhino:Thats It!
Mark:Randy Orton covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………2………………3…………NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got his shoulder up…
Mark:Randy Orton thought that was it…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace found a way to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Randy Orton is starting to hear the voices in his head…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Here it comes… RKO! NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace counters out of it again…
Mark:Backslide! 1………………..2……………….3……..NO!
Rhino:Randy Orton kicked out…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up…
Rhino:So is Randy Orton…
Mark:Randy Orton goes for a clothesline…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace ducked…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace hit the spear…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Randy Orton 1……………….2…………..3……….NO!
Rhino:Randy Orton got his shoulder up…
Mark:Randy Orton is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has him lined up…
Mark:ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace hit it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1………………..2…………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace pulled out the victory tonight over Randy Orton…
Mark:It was a hell of a battle between Randy Orton and Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:I wonder what Triple H’s reaction was with Big Daddy Ace winning this match up…
Mark:Did Big Daddy Ace impress Triple H enough to give him a title shot at New Years Evil?
Rhino:Im not sure…
Mark:Its time for our Annual Holiday Bowl Tradition!
Holiday Bowl
Lone Jobber vs Colt Cabana
Pa Announcer:This Next contest is the Holiday Bowl! Introducing first…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in a 233 Pounds… COLT CABANA!
(“Boom Boom” plays as Colt Cabana enters the arena…
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
(“Jingle Bell Rock” plays over the PA System…)
Jobber Claus:Ho… Ho… Ho! Merry Christmas! It is I, Jobber Claus and because this is the most busiest time of the year for myself, spreading holiday joy to all the wonderful boys and girls around the world, my sleigh got stuck and unfortunately was unable to make it to the arena tonight. But dont fret boys and girls, I will still be able to deliver presents to all of you boys and girls this Christmas, but for Mr. Cabana, im sorry, we will have to do battle at a later date. Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
Rhino:Looks like Lone Jobber couldnt make it to building tonight…
Mark:I guess the Holiday Bowl is off…
Rhino:I always liked the Holiday Bowl…
Mark:I guess you will have to wait til next year…
Rhino:Boo!
Mark:Since the holiday bowl is now off… We are getting set for our next contest!
Non Title Match
Damien Sandow vs Omega
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is a Non Title Match… Introducing first…From Washington, DC… Weighing in at 444 Pounds… OMEGA!
(“Hail Mary” plays as Omega enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Palo Alto, California… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… DAMIEN SANDOW!
(“Aleluya De El Mesias” plays as Damien Sandow enters the arena…)
Mark:The rivalry continues between these two men…
Rhino:Damien Sandow continues to have an edge over Omega in their battles…
Mark:Omega nails Damien Sandow with right hands…
Rhino:Omega is just laying them in…
Mark:Damien Sandow is being backed up in to the corner…
Rhino:Look at Omega go…
Mark:Omega with rights and lefts to the midsection of Damien Sandow… Omega now whips Damien Sandow off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Damien Sandow staggers out of the corner…
Mark:Omega charges… Damien Sandow ducks and slides out of the ring…
Rhino:Smart move by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Damien Sandow is taking a moment to regain composure and momentum in this match up…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is taking his time to get back in to the ring…
Mark:Damien Sandow is on the ring apron and Omega yanks him in to the ring…
Rhino:He brought him in to the ring the hardway…
Mark:Damien Sandow is now crawling back in to the corner…
Rhino:Omega is going right after him…
Mark:Omega grabs Damien Sandow… Damien Sandow pokes him right in the eye…
Rhino:Cheap shot…
Mark:That is a weak point from Omega…
Rhino:Thats a good point…
Mark:Damien Sandow hooks up Omega and nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker… Damien Sandow goes for the cover 1…………………2…………….Kickout by Omega…
Rhino:Omega is getting back up…
Mark:Damien Sandow clips Omega from behind…
Rhino:Smart move right there by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Omega is now trying to sit up… Flipping Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move there…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Omega 1………….2…………..Kickout by Omega…
Rhino:Omega is trying to get back up…
Mark:Damien Sandow hooks up Omega… Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion has taken back control of this match up…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Omega 1…………….2……………..Kickout once again by Omega…
Rhino:Omega is slowly trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow charges… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:He could have him right now…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Omega 1……………2………..3…No!
Rhino:Omega got his shoulder up…
Mark:Damien Sandow is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Omega is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow comes off the top rope… Double Axe Handle! No!
Rhino:Omega caught him…
Mark:Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Damien Sandow just got sent across the ring…
Mark:Omega is trying to get back control of this match up…
Rhino:Omega is back up on his feet…
Mark;Damien Sandow is staggering to his feet… Omega lifts him up in the air… Press Slam!
Rhino:Omega drives him right in to the mat…
Mark:Omega covers Damien Sandow 1……………….2………….3……….NO!
Rhino:Damien Sandow got his shoulder up…
Mark:Close nearfall right there…
Rhino:Omega is now waiting for Damien Sandow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Omega grabs Damien Sandow by the throat… CHOKESLAM! NO! DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Omega 1………………..2………….3………… NO!
Rhino:Omega got his shoulder up at the last second…
Mark:Omega is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is looking to put Omega down and out…
Mark:Damien Sandow hooks up Omega… YOU’RE WELCOME! NO!
Rhino:Omega is blocking…
Mark:Omega now spins Damien Sandow around… CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it right there…
Mark:Omega covers Damien Sandow 1……………..2……………3………..NO!
Rhino:Damien Sandow got his shoulder up…
Mark:Omega is now looking to put Damien Sandow away…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is up on his feet…
Mark:Omega scoops him up… SCREWDRIVER! NO!
Rhino:Damien Sandow escapes…
Mark:Damien Sandow slides out of the ring and is grabbing the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Hes leaving…
Mark:Damien Sandow is walking out on this match up…
Rhino:He knew Omega was about to drive him in to the mat and he didnt want any part of that…
Mark:Damien Sandow is saying I just out smarted you…
Rhino:The referee is counting him out…
Mark:The referee is up to eight… Nine… Ten… Its Over!
Pa Announcer:The winner of the match as a result of a countout… OMEGA!
Rhino:Damien Sandow is smirking as he knows Omega didnt get the satisfaction he was looking for…
Mark:No he didnt get that satisfaction…
Rhino:Looks like things between these two men are far from over…
Mark:Its now time for our Main Event where there will be a winner…
EWA Total Impact Championship Last Man Standing Match
CM Punk(c) vs Subway
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the LAST MAN STANDING MATCH and is for the EWA TOTAL IMPACT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing First… The Challenger… From Wildwood, New Jersey… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 218 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion…CM PUNK!
(“Cult of Personality” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)
Mark:Subway and CM Punk are trading shots back and forth right now…
Rhino:They are just laying in to one another…
Mark:They arent wasting anytime… Subway nails CM Punk with a couple of hard shots… Subway whips CM Punk off in to the ropes… CM Punk with a reversal… Subway comes off the ropes and CM Punk nails him with a Flying Back Elbow!
Rhino:Subway staggers back up…
Mark:CM Punk charges and clotheslines Subway over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes Subway…
Rhino:Subway is getting up on to his feet…
Mark:CM Punk launches himself over the top rope and lands right on top of the challenger…
Rhino:He caught him good…
Mark:CM Punk now rolls Subway back in to the ring…
Rhino:Subway staggers up on to his feet…
Mark:CM Punk with a Slingshot Clothesline!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Subway is sitting up and CM Punk kicks him right in to the chest…
Rhino:That was a hard kick right to the chest…
Mark:CM Punk is now rolling to the outside and is bringing a chair in to the ring…
Rhino:Subway is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:CM Punk is lining up Subway… CM Punk swings the chair… Subway ducks and knocks the chair out of the hands of CM Punk…
Rhino:That didnt go as planned…
Mark:Subway nails CM Punk with forearm shots…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Subway whips CM Punk off in to the ropes… Running Elbow!
Rhino:He nailed him right in the face…
Mark:Subway is now looking around and now picked up the steel chair…
Rhino:CM Punk is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway nails CM Punk right across the back with the Steel Chair!
Rhino:He caught him with that chair shot…
Mark:Subway isnt done as he nails CM Punk across the back with the Steel Chair!
Rhino:Subway is enjoying the beating he is putting on CM Punk right now…
Mark:Subway now stands over CM Punk and drives the chair right in to the midsection of CM Punk…
Rhino:He is really laying in the shots…
Mark:Subway now is wedging the chair in between the ropes in the corner…
Rhino:Subway has something planned for CM Punk…
Mark:Subway with an irish whip… Reversal by CM Punk and Subway now goes back first in to the steel chair…
Rhino:That didnt work for Subway…
Mark:Subway is staggering out of the corner… CM Punk nails him with a running enziguri right to the back of the head of Subway…
Rhino:He caught him good…
Mark:Subway is now struggling to get back up on to his feet… CM Punk whips Subway in to the farside corner… Running Knee!
Rhino:Subway is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog!
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion has taken back control of this match up…
Mark:CM Punk is now bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:CM Punk is looking to drive the challenger through the table…
Mark:Subway is now being laid out on the table…
Rhino:CM Punk is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:FLYING ELBOW DROP! CONNECTS!
Rhino:Subway was driven right through the table…
Mark:The referee is now counting Subway down…
Rhino:CM Punk could be walking out still the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Five….Six… Seven… Eight… Nine and Subway is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:CM Punk is now looking to setup his next move right here…
Rhino:Subway looks to be out of it…
Mark:GTS! NO!
Rhino:Subway gets out of the GTS…
Mark:Subway shoves CM Punk in to the corner and CM Punk went shoulder first right in to the steel chair…
Rhino:That had to hurt…
Mark:Subway is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Subway just pulled out a Barbed Wire 2×4…
Mark:CM Punk is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway has some evil intentions in his mind right now…
Mark:CM Punk turns around and walks right in to a hard shot by Subway with the Barbed Wire 2×4!
Rhino:He caught him right in the face with that shot…
Mark:CM Punk has been busted open…
Rhino:CM Punk is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway drops the 2×4… Subway hooks him up… Double Arm DDT on to the Barbed Wire 2×4!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:The referee is counting CM Punk down and out…
Rhino:He is a bloody mess right now…
Mark:Five… Six… Seven… Eight… CM Punk gets back up…
Rhino:Close right there…
Mark:Subway charges… SUBLINE! NO!
Rhino:CM Punk ducked the Subline…
Mark:CM Punk gets Subway up… GTS!
Rhino:Thats it…
Mark:Subway is down and out…
Rhino:CM Punk hit it…
Mark:The referee is counting Subway down and out…
Rhino:CM Punk is trying to wipe the blood out of his eyes…
Mark:Four… Five… Six… Seven… Eight… Nine… Subway is back up…
Rhino:CM Punk cant believe it…
Mark:CM Punk charges at Subway… Subway ducks the clothesline… CM Punk turns around… SUBLINE!
Rhino:Subway hit it!
Mark:The referee is now counting CM Punk down and out…
Rhino:CM Punk isnt moving…
Mark:Four…Five… Six… Seven… Eight… Nine… T… NO!
Rhino:CM Punk got back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway nails him with a right hand that knocked him off of his feet…
Rhino:Subway is now bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:CM Punk is staggering around… Subway has the table opened up…
Rhino:Subway is now going after CM Punk…
Mark:Subway grabs CM Punk… CM Punk raked the eyes of Subway…
Rhino:Subway is a bit dazed…
Mark:CM Punk has him up on his shoulders… GTS! NO!
Rhino:Subway gets out of it…
Mark:Subway shoves CM Punk off in to the corner…
Rhino:CM Punk is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Subway picks up the Barbed Wire 2×4 and nails CM Punk right in the head…
Rhino:That knocked him right on to the table…
Mark:Subway is now climbing up on the table…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:CM Punk is out…
Mark:Subway is down as well…
Rhino:The referee is counting both men down and out…
Mark:Four… Five… Six… Seven…
Rhino:Subway is back up…
Mark:Eight… Nine… TEN! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Total Impact Champion… SUBWAY!
Rhino:Subway is once again the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Subway picks up the championship and is now the man to beat in the EWA Total Impact Championship Division…
Rhino:We will see who can knock Subway off as champion…
Mark:We are now going backstage as we have just a minute or two left here in the show but Kent Richardson is standing by with Triple H… Kent…
Kent:Triple H… You just have seen what has happened here at Seasons Beatings… We want to know… Who is getting the title shot?
HHH:Who is getting the title shot? Its easy… With this being the holiday season… I am in a giving mood… And it will be Damien Sandow defending the EWA World Heavyweight Championship against… Omega… AND Big Daddy Ace at New Years Evil!
Kent:Thats Huge!
HHH:Yes it is… Merry Christmas Everyone and have a Happy New Year!
Rhino:Thats a huge match…
Mark:It will be… We will see you all at New Years Evil! Good Night Everyone!
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