Extreme Bowl 2013
Mark:We are live in Chicago for the 2013 Edition of the Extreme Bowl and we have breaking news…
Rhino:Breaking News?
Mark:Yes Breaking News… Before tonights show Alan Matthews was involved in a car accident and will be unable to compete here tonight…
Rhino:What does this mean for the Main Event?
Mark:What it means is now the Extreme Bowl for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship will only feature Big Daddy Ace defending against Lone Jobber and William McConnell…
Rhino:That should be interesting…
Mark:Its going to be a historic night here at the Extreme Bowl…
Rhino:Yes it will…
Mark:So lets get started with our opening contest…
Kronik vs Calvin Lumas
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall…Introducing first…From Raleigh, North Carolina… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… CALVIN LUMAS!
(“Ultranumb” plays as Calvin Lumas enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent..From Springfield, Ma… Weighing in at 210 Pounds… KRONIK!
(“Pushin’ Limits” plays as Kronik enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…Kronik nails Calvin Lumas with a couple of shots and now sends him off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas landed on his feet…
Mark:Kronik turns around and walks in to a dropkick from Calvin Lumas…
Rhino:Nice move there landing on his feet and then being able to connect with the dropkick…
Mark:Calvin Lumas hooks up Kronik and nails him with a suplex… Calvin Lumas with the cover 1……………2…………Kickout by Kronik…
Rhino:Kronik is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Calvin Lumas now hooks up Kronik and nails him with a Brainbuster!
Rhino:He dropped him right on his head…
Mark:Calvin Lumas with a cover 1…………….2……………Kickout by Kronik…
Rhino:Kronik is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Calvin Lumas scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:It looks like he is going to be taking a chance right here…
Rhino:Kronik has staggered back up on to his feet…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Ducked!
Rhino:Kronik saw it coming…
Mark:That high risk move didn’t pay off for one Calvin Lumas…
Rhino:No it didn’t…
Mark:Calvin Lumas gets up on to his feet… Kronik charges and takes him off of his feet with a Running Headscissors…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is getting right back up…
Mark:Running Bulldog!
Rhino:He plants him right in to the mat with that bulldog…
Mark:Kronik covers Calvin Lumas 1…………….2…………….Kickout by Calvin Lumas…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is now getting to his feet…
Mark:Kronik goes behind Calvin Lumas and nails him with a belly to back suplex… Heres another cover 1……………2………..Kickout by Calvin Lumas…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Kronik hooks him up… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:He planted him with that DDT right there…
Mark:Kronik with the cover 1……………….2……………3……..No!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Kronik is now waiting for Calvin Lumas to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He has him in position…
Mark:Reverse Twist of Fate! No!
Rhino:That’s being countered…
Mark:PAINTED!
Rhino:Nice counter there by Calvin Lumas…
Mark:Calvin Lumas with the cover 1………………..2………………3……….NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Kronik is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is looking to put him away right here…
Mark:Calvin Lumas hooks him up…TWISTED! NO!
Rhino:Kronik counters out…
Mark:Calvin Lumas turns around… KRONIK KICK!
Rhino:That’s it right there after that combination of kicks…
Mark:Kronik hooks the leg 1………………….2………………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner KRONIK!
Rhino:Strong victory for Kronik here tonight at Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Still to come is the big Extreme Bowl battle tonight… But its back to the ring for more action…
Triple H vs ???
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing First… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
HHH:For the last month I have made it clear who I wanted to fight here tonight… Everyone knows that I wanted to fight a certain someone and coming here tonight… I was ready to fight… Because we all know that even though he says one thing… He will do something else… But I showed up here tonight and I was told that I would have some sort of mystery opponent tonight…So lets bring out whoever it is suppose to be…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Rhino:Wait What?
Mark:Are we getting Shawn Michaels vs Triple H?
HHH:What are you doing Shawn?
HBK:Hunter, I am out here because I was able to pull some strings…
HHH:Some strings?
HBK:Yes I was able to pull some strings… You see I know who you wanted to fight and I think I was able to pull it off…
HHH:You got him here?
HBK:I got the man who we will call Big O… Since we arent going to actually say his name on TV… Rather this is Pay Per View… And I got the man here…
HHH:So hes here…
HBK:Yes he is here… I told the guys in the office to get us the Big O… And Hunter… He is here..
HHH:Then bring him out here…
HBK:Ladies and Gentlemen… THE BIG O!
Rhino:Is he really here?
Mark:Guess we are going to see…
(“Uh-Oh” plays in the arena as The Big O enters the arena…)
Rhino:Umm…That’s not who I thought…
Mark:No its not…
HHH:Shawn…
HBK:What?
HHH:This isnt him…
HBK:Its The Big O…
HHH:I wanted a different guy…
HBK:Well this is what the office got…
HHH:Well fine…
Mark:Triple H goes right on the attack against The Big O…
Rhino:Everyone found out about The Big O from a Zack Ryder internet show…
Mark:Triple H nails The Big O with a running high knee!
Rhino:The Big O is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H now with a couple of right hands and now whips him off in to the ropes… The Big O with a reversal… Triple H comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Triple H is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Game is back up in the corner… The Big O is now driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of Triple H in the corner…
Rhino:He is trying to knock the wind right out of Triple H…
Mark:The Big O hooks up Triple H… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:The Big O could have Triple H…
Mark:The Big O with the cover 1……………..2…………….Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Big O is waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is back up…
Mark:The Big O scoops up Triple H… Triple H escapes off the shoulder of The Big O and shoves him off in to the corner…
Rhino:The Big O is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Knee Buster!
Rhino:The Big O is staggered…
Mark:Triple H sends him off in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Triple H just drove him right in to the mat…
Mark:The Big O is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is ready to put him away…
Mark:Triple H hooks up The Big O… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:He planted him…
Mark:Triple H covers The Big O 1………………..2……………….3……..ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H gets the win over The Big O…
Mark:I dont think this is what Triple H intended to do tonight… But he did it…
Rhino:It had been a while since Triple H was in the ring and he really didn’t miss a beat…
Mark:Its now time to determine a New Number One Contender for the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Total Impact Championship
Demon Child vs Troy Joseph vs $tewie Franchize
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Total Impact Championship…Introducing first…From Manhattan, New York… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… $TEWIE FRANCHIZE!
(“Power” plays as $tewie Franchize enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD!
(“Remember The Name” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Mark:Troy Joseph attacks Demon Child with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying in to him…
Mark:Troy Joseph whips Demon Child in to the ropes… Troy Joseph ducks his head… Demon Child puts on the breaks and kicks Troy Joseph right in the face…
Rhino:Troy Joseph spins around…
Mark:Demon Child nails Troy Joseph with a clothesline!
Rhino:He took his head off with that clothesline…
Mark:Troy Joseph is getting back up on to his feet… Demon Child tosses Troy Joseph over the top rope…
Rhino:Troy Jospeh hit the floor hard…
Mark:$tewie Franchize goes behind Demon Child… German Release Suplex!
Rhino:He just dropped him right on his head…
Mark:$tewie Franchize covers Demon Child 1……………..2…………….Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:$tewie Franchize hooks up Demon Child… T-Bone Suplex!
Rhino:Nice Suplex right there…
Mark:$tewie Franchize covers Demon Child 1……………2………….Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is now waiting for Demon Child to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:$tewie Franchize hooks up Demon Child… Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:He sent him across the ring…
Mark:$tewie Franchize covers Demon Child 1…………….2………. Swanton Bomb!
Rhino:Troy Joseph just came off the top rope and broke the pinfall up…
Mark:Troy Joseph now nailing $tewie Franchize with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Troy Joseph whips $tewie Franchize off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is in trouble…
Mark:Troy Joseph with the cover 1……………….2…………3..No!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize got his shoulder up…
Mark:$tewie Franchize has gotten back up on to his feet… Troy Joseph hooks up $tewie Franchize… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:That drives him right in to the canvas…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is going to fly…
Mark:Demon Child just shoved Troy Joseph off the top rope…
Rhino:Troy Joseph just crashed in to the guard rail…
Mark:Demon Child is now waiting for $tewie Franchize to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child lines up $tewie Franchize… DEMON DROP! NO!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize shoves him off of in to the ropes…
Mark:$tewie Franchize with a kick to the midsection… EXECUTIVE ACTION!
Rhino:Demon Child is dazed…
Mark:$tewie Franchize picks him back up… HOSTILE TAKEOVER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:$tewie Franchize covers Demon Child 1……………….2……………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner $TEWIE FRANCHIZE!
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is now the number one contender for the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:So it looks like $tewie Franchize will get a shot at Lone Jobber’s EWA Total Impact Championship…
Rhino:That should be an interesting rematch between those two…
Mark:Its now time for our Main Event!
Extreme Bowl
EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Big Daddy Ace(c) vs Lone Jobber vs William McConnell vs Alan Matthews
*Historic Four Man Extreme Bowl*
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the 2013 EXTREME BOWL and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His Opponent…
“There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can’t take part! You can’t even passively take part! And you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels…upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop!”
Pa Announcer:From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds…WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“Wretches & Kings” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Boston, Mass.. Weighing in at 273 Pounds…The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…BIG DADDY ACE!
(“Made of Scars” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:As we mentioned earlier Alan Matthews was injured and can not compete in this match up…
Rhino:We are down to our three of the all time greats about to compete for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship inside the Triple Tier Cage…
Mark:This is going to be really interesting…
Rhino:All three men are staring down each other…
Mark:They are all looking up at the top of the triple tier cage at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship hanging above them..
Rhino:They are ready to go…
Mark:All three men are going right for ladders…
Rhino:They all want to be the first one to get up to the second level…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back in the ring first with a ladder in hand…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back in the ring with a ladder…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges and knocks the ladder out of the hand of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now defenseless…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace nails Lone Jobber right in to the chest with the ladder…
Rhino:William McConnell is in the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace turns around and knocks William McConnell’s ladder back in to his face…
Rhino:That lays him out…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now opens the ladder and begins to climb up the ladder and in to the second cage…
Rhino:William McConnell is back up on his feet…
Mark:William McConnell pulls Big Daddy Ace down off the ladder and now rams his face right in to the ladder…
Rhino:He is not stopping with one…
Mark:Three repreated shots right now…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is spinning around dazed…
Mark:William McConnell now hooks up Big Daddy Ace… Atomic Drop! Right in to a Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is down on the ground…
Mark:William McConnell now climbs up the ladder…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is up…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just knocked the ladder over with that Superkick…
Mark:Lone Jobber now picks up the ladder…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is up on his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges and knocks Big Daddy Ace over the top rope with the shot right to the head with the ladder…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is down on the outside of the ring…
Mark:William McConnell is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber lays the ladder down…
Mark:Lone Jobber scoops up William McConnell and slams him right down on the ladder…
Rhino:William McConnell is hurting…
Mark:Lone Jobber now sets the ladder up in the corner…
Rhino:William McConnell is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips William McConnell in to the ladder…
Rhino:William McConnell is staggeirng around…
Mark:Back Body Drop!
Rhino:William McConnell just rolled to the outside of the ring hurting…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now opening up the ladder and beginning to climb up to the second level…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in the second cage…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is climbing up the ladder as well…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just pulled a steel chair off the cage…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets up in the cage… Low Blow!
Rhino:William McConnell just climbed up behind Big Daddy Ace and nailed him with a low blow knocking Big Daddy Ace off the ladder…
Mark:William McConnell is up in the cage… Lone Jobber goes to swing the chair… William McConnell tackles Lone Jobber before he can hit with the steel chair…
Rhino:They are rolling around hitting each other…
Mark:William McConnell mounts Lone Jobber and nails him with hand right hands…
Rhino:William McConnell is now standing up on his feet…
Mark:William McConnell grabs a singapore cane off the wall…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell nails Lone Jobber right in the head with the singapore cane!
Rhino:He caught him good…
Mark:William McConnell just pulled something out his trunks…
Rhino:What does he have?
Mark:He just pulled out a chain and lock out of his trunks…
Rhino:What is he doing?
Mark:It looks like William McConnell is locking the door to the second cage…
Rhino:He is locking Big Daddy Ace in the first cage…
Mark:That is indeed what he is doing…
Rhino:This is a smart move…
Mark:Its a smart move as its eliminating one of his opponents from being able to continue on…
Rhino:William McConnell is now picking up Lone Jobber…
Mark:William McConnell tosses Lone Jobber right in to the cage wall…
Rhino:He just bounced right off the cage wall…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering around… SUPERKICK!
Rhino:He caught him with that kick…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to yank the door open and he cant…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is getting frustrated…
Mark:He is trying to figure out a way to get out of the cage…
Rhino:He is climbing back down the ladder…
Mark:He is starting to look underneath the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell is escaping out of the cage…
Mark:He is now in the third cage all alone…
Rhino:He now just needs to climb up and get the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Lone Jobber is starting to get to his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just found bolt cutters underneath the ring…
Mark:He just undid the lock on the cage door…
Rhino:He is not climbing up to break the lock…Hes going to scale the entire cage!
Mark:Can he make it in time?
Rhino:William McConnell is now out of the third cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to pull himself up in to the third cage…
Rhino:Lone Jobber was able to do so…
Mark:William McConnell is starting to climb…
Rhino:He is up on top of the third cage…
Mark:William McConnell is a half a second away from becoming the new EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Wait a minute!
Mark:Someone just dropped down from the rafters…
Rhino:Its $tewie Franchize!
Mark:$tewie Franchize is standing in front of the EWA World Heavyweight Championship and is nailing William McConnell with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying in to the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Big Right Hand!
Rhino:That just knocked him off the top of the third cage down on top of the second cage…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is scaling up the wall and is almost at the top of the cage…
Rhino:$tewie Franchize is setting up William McConnell…
Mark:HOSTILE TAKEOVER OFF THE CAGE!
Rhino:HOLY SHIT!
Mark:$tewie Franchize has just taken out William Mcconnell with that Flipping Piledriver!
Rhino:I cant believe it…
Mark:William McConnell isnt moving…
Rhino:Neither is $tewie Franchize…
Mark:Lone Jobber just got out of the third cage…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is climbing up the second cage now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to climb up the third cage…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is up on the second cage…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace pulls Lone Jobber down off the cage…
Rhino:They are now trading shots back and forth…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a kick… SPEAR!
Rhino:He just speared him through the cage door…
Mark:Both men are down right now…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is slowly moving…
Mark:He has had a lot taken out of him with all that climbing…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now climbing up the third cage…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is getting close to retaining his EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is slowly moving…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is up on top of the cage…
Rhino:All he needs to do is grab the belt…
Mark:Lone Jobber just yanked Big Daddy Ace’s foot through the cage…
Rhino:He is trapped…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get his foot loose…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is climbing up the cage…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is getting his foot out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is up on top of the cage…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets his foot out and reaches for the belt… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber Just Knocked Him Off The Cage!
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs the belt! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just won the EWA World Heavyweight Championship and he has won yet another Extreme Bowl…
Mark:What a battle…
Rhino:Lone Jobber now holds both the EWA World Heavyweight Championship and Total Impact Championship…
Mark:What does this mean for the future? We will find out! Good Night Everyone!
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