May-Hem 2013
Mark:We are sold out here in the Pepsi Center here in Denver, Colorado and tonight Rhino is shaping up to be one hell of a night…
Rhino:One hell of a night that is an understatement…
Mark:We have two HUGE Matches… Thats right two… As the old saying goes Quality over Quantity…
Rhino:It is sort of a motto around here…
Mark:Which is why it was mentioned and on this show tonight we will see Lone Jobber defend his EWA World Heavyweight Championship against PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:That should be a hell of a contest…
Mark:Also this evening we will see the traditional Thirty Man over the top rope Royal Rumble… With the winner getting a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship whenever they so choose…
Rhino:You know this one of my favorite matches of the year…
Mark:I think it is many people’s favorite matches as you see stars from current day EWA mix with stars from the past and people from outside the company come in and attempt to earn that shot at the richest prize in the history of this business… The EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:I know thats what makes this show so amazing…
Mark:It should be interesting to see who shows up for the Royal Rumble… But its time to get started and its time to put the EWA World Heavyweight Championship on the line…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs PyroManiAxe
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…
(picture scrambled)
???:Kill it now!
(The Picture Feed resumes with about twenty five minutes of footage missing)
Rhino:This is a hell of a battle…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is getting him setup in position…
(Picture Scrambles and resumes with just audio)
Mark:ONE… TWO… THREE… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and…
(Audio Cuts Out for a few seconds and now the camera is spotted backstage at the EWA Production Truck)
Kent:Hey, can anyone hear me? Something is going on back here…
Rhino:We can hear you Kent…
Kent:Guys… A bunch of masked men have just entered the production truck…
Mark:What do you mean?
Kent:A bunch of masked men have just…
???:Give me that!
Kent:Hey!
Rhino:Kent… You there?
???:Not anymore… Go back and finish your jobs as we finish ours…
Mark:What do you mean finish your jobs? Hello? Hello?
Rhino:I dont think they are there anymore…
Mark:Something strange is happening here tonight…
Rhino:I have no idea what that was…
Mark:Me neither… But we are going to get back and focus after that intense match up… We are getting set for the Royal Rumble…
30 Man Royal Rumble
Pa Announcer:Tonights MAIN EVENT is the ROYAL RUMBLE Match… Introducing participant Number One… From…
(Picture Scrambles & Resumes with two men left standing in the ring…)
Rhino:It looks like we are down to two…
Mark:It is Triple H and William McConnell…
Rhino:Two of the greatest of all time ready to try and earn one more shot at recapturing the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Both men are slugging it out right now…
Rhino:Triple H just kicked him in the midsection…
Mark:Here it comes… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:He hit it!
Mark:Triple H now needs to get William McConnell out of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to get him to his feet…
Mark:Triple H grabs William McConnell…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:Oh No…
???:Do It Now!
Rhino:Do It Now?
Mark:Who Said That?
(Lights Go Back On)
Rhino:What the hell?
Mark:A bunch of masked men are in the ring and they have just thrown both William McConnell and Triple H out of the ring…
Rhino:These four masked men have screwed both men…
Mark:Who are these…
???:Kill the mics!
Mark:Wh…
???:Attention everyone… The company as you know it… Is changing… What you are used to seeing is not what you will see anymore… The way people act will be different… The way people talk will be different… And the way things are run will be different… The people here saw what happened… But the people at home… Have not… And nor will they… The path and course this company was running is over… A Hostile takeover of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance has begun… For the betterment of its core… As from here on out… I run this place… You are now asking yourselves… Who am I? Well… Thats none of your business… Just know, what is going to be done is for the betterment of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… Trust me… Until then… My men will act out my orders… Just to keep everyone on their toes… Be prepared… For a REBIRTH… Or maybe… You should be prepared for ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION!
(Picture Scrambles & Fades To Black)