Wednesday Night Xtreme 07-17-13
(Footage Begins to roll of Lone Jobber & Triple H Talking Backstage)
Mark:What you are looking at right there is a confrontation between Triple H and Lone Jobber from earlier this evening…
Rhino:Lone Jobber was trying to beef up security after everything that happened at the last event…
Mark:It seemed like Triple H was arguing the point of leaving the doors open and letting them in tonight…
Rhino:Lone Jobber seemed to have given in to Triple H’s request…
Mark:Which only means one thing Rhino and thats here tonight in San Diego…
Rhino:The Fight Is On!
Mark:It would seem that way…
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H walks out in to the arena…)
Rhino:Speaking of the man himself…
Mark:Triple H is dressed to wrestle… He is dressed to fight…
Rhino:His fists are taped and hes ready to go…
Mark:Triple H looks about ready to call someone out…
HHH:I told you all earlier today that I would be coming out to this ring at the start of this show and I was going to call out the men who last time we held a live show disrupted everything… So Takeover or who ever you are… Come on out…
(“Assassins” plays as Kronik enters the arena…)
Kronik:Triple H, I told you earlier I would have your back and here I am, lets fight these guys.
HHH:You heard the man… TAKEOVER… LETS FIGHT!
(Hardcore Theatre begins to scramble)
???:Mister H, if I may call you that. I dont know what your problem is, but you are talking like we are the problem. You see, we are not a problem, we in fact are here to improve the Extreme Wrestling Alliance, not destroy it. As everything we are doing is to help this place grow and help this place improve.
HHH:Thats a bunch of crap!
???:No really, that is why we are here. We arent here to be your enemy, we are here to make sure there is a place for you and your… Well in second thought.
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:As Triple H and Kronik were distracted those four masked men have jumped both men in the ring…
Rhino:Damn it…
Mark:Knonik and Triple H are trying to fight these men off…
Rhino:They are holding their own right now…
Mark:Triple H whips one of the men in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Hell of a spinebuster right there…
Mark:From behind one of the other men just clipped Triple H’s leg out from underneath him…
Rhino:Look out for Kronik…
Mark:Kronik just kicked one of the men right in the back of the head…
Rhino:Watch out!
Mark:And just like that another masked man attacked Kronik from behind…
Rhino:That man is now just stomping away at Kronik…
Mark:Two men are now double teaming Triple H as they just drove him crotch first right to the ring post…
Rhino:Ouch…
Mark:Two men now have Kronik setup… Spiked Tombstone Piledriver!
Rhino:Kronik is out…
Mark:Two men have Triple H setup… DOUBLE POWERBOMB!
Rhino:Triple H has been laid out as well…
???:You guys brought this on yourselves, like I stated before, we are here to make this company a better place. We are here to bring the best out of everyone. We are here to make a difference and since you Mister H, have decided that you arent going to follow our rules, we are going to make sure we are able to reinforce the rules.
Rhino:What does that mean?
???:Referee, do your job.
Mark:Do you job?
???:Ring The Bell!
Mark:The referee just rung the bell and we now have the scheduled match up of Triple H vs Kronik..
Rhino:Neither man can move…
???:Guys, make sure Mister H knows what we mean by enforcing the rules.
Mark:They are dragging Kronik on top of Triple H…
Rhino:Its not going to end like this…
Mark:The referee makes the count 1…………….2……….3…. ITS OVER!
???:The Winner of the match KRONIK!
Rhino:These men seem to be proud of themselves…
Mark:It does seem that way to me…
???:Boys, I dont think he has fully understood that we mean business. GET THE TABLE!
Rhino:Get The Table?!?
Mark:A table is being brought in to the ring as these men are about to put Triple H through the table…
Rhino:Whats going on now?
Mark:The crowd is looking at something…
Rhino:Or Someone!
Mark:ITS BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is here!
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with steel chair in hand is clearing the ring…
Rhino:The men ducked out of the ring before anything could happen…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just saved Triple H from being driven through the table…
Rhino:Out of everyone you would expect to see save Triple H… I dont think many would say it would be Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:I would agree with you there… As Big Daddy Ace helps Triple H back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Officials are checking on Kronik after that spike tombstone piledriver he suffered…
Mark:Hopefully he is okay…
Rhino:Heres hoping…
Mark:Triple H shares a look that he appreciates the help from Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:It seems like this war against The Takeover has only just begun…
Mark:It does seem that way… As we are trying to get the ring cleared out right now… Lets pause for a moment Rhino and talk about our Main Event…
Rhino:Oh this is going to be a huge Main Event…
Mark:We will see William McConnell challenge Lone Jobber for the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Rhino:These two men have one of the longest storied rivalries in the history of this company and tonight they look to be adding another chapter to that story…
Mark:Can Lone Jobber’s run as the EWA Total Impact Champion continue or can William McConnell finally put an end to the streak… We will find out in our Main Event… But as we have now hopefully gotten everything under control… Lets get set for our next contest…Here at Wednesday Night Xtreme…
Demon Child vs Jack Swagger
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…Accompanied to the ring by Subway… From Perry, Oklahoma… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… JACK SWAGGER!
(“Patriot” plays as Jack Swagger enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD!
(“Remember The Name” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and we are underway…
Rhino:Subway is up on the apron distracting Demon Child…
Mark:From behind Jack Swagger clotheslines Demon Child…
Rhino:That distraction from Subway worked right there…
Mark:Jack Swagger puts the boots right to Demon Child… Jack Swagger pulls Demon Child back up on to his feet… Gutwrench Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex right there by Jack Swagger…
Mark:Jack Swagger covers Demon Child 1…………..2…………Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jack Swagger backs Demon Child in to the corner…
Rhino:He is looking to do some damage right here…
Mark:Jack Swagger is driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of Demon Child…
Rhino:He is trying to knock the wind right out Demon Child…
Mark:Jack Swagger now whips Demon Child hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Demon Child is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Over the head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Demon Child is in trouble at the moment…
Mark:Jack Swagger is covering Demon Child 1……………2……………..Kickout by Demon Child once again…
Rhino:Demon Child is being brought back up on to his feet by Jack Swagger…
Mark:Jack Swagger whips Demon Child off in to the ropes… Jack Swagger ducks his head and Demon Child kicks Jack Swagger right in the head…
Rhino:Jack Swagger is spinning around…
Mark:Demon Child charges at Jack Swagger and nails him with a hard running lariat!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Demon Child…
Mark:Jack Swagger is now trying to get back up on to his feet… Demon Child kicks Jack Swagger in the midsection… Piledriver!
Rhino:Jack Swagger dropped right on his head…
Mark:Demon Child covers Jack Swagger 1……………2…………Kickout out by Jack Swagger…
Rhino:Jack Swagger is back to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child kicks Jack Swagger in the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Jack Swagger is in trouble at the moment…
Mark:Demon Child covers Jack Swagger 1………………2………..3…No!
Rhino:Jack Swagger was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Demon Child is now waiting for Jack Swagger to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Jack Swagger is dazed as he gets to his feet…
Mark:HEART STOPPER! NO!
Rhino:Jack Swagger catches the leg by Demon Child…
Mark:Jack Swagger hooks the ankle of Demon Child… ANKLE LOCK!
Rhino:Demon Child is in trouble right here…
Mark:Demon Child is trying to crawl his way to the ropes…
Rhino:Subway is yelling for Demon Child to tap out…
Mark:Jack Swagger has it really locked in right now…
Rhino:Demon Child is trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:The referee is asking Demon Child if he wants to tap out…
Rhino:Demon Child is saying no…
Mark:Demon Child is able to get to the ropes and the hold has been broken…
Rhino:Demon Child is now struggling right now…
Mark:The ankle has done a lot of damage to Demon Child…
Rhino:Jack Swagger is waiting for Demon Child to get to his feet…
Mark:Jack Swagger hooks up Demon Child… SWAGGER BOMB! NO!
Rhino:Demon Child escapes out of it…
Mark:Jack Swagger turns around… HEARTSTOPPER!
Rhino:He caught him with that kick…
Mark:DEMON DROP!
Rhino:Nice combination by Demon Child…
Mark:Demon Child covers Jack Swagger 1………….2……….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEMON CHILD!
Rhino:Demon Child pulls out the victory here over Jack Swagger…
Mark:Subway seems pissed at Jack Swagger for not getting the victory tonight…
Rhino:We will see what happens with these two…
Mark:We are now set for our next contest here at Wednesday Night Xtreme…
Mr. Ass vs CM Punk
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Austin, Texas… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… MR. ASS!
(“Ass Man” plays as Mr. Ass enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 218 Pounds… CM PUNK!
(“Cult Of Personality” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… CM Punk locks up with Mr. Ass… Mr. Ass powers CM Punk back up in to the corner… Mr. Ass goes for a right hand… CM Punk ducks and now puts Mr. Ass in the corner and lays in the shots to Mr. Ass in the corner…
Rhino:CM Punk is laying in the shots…
Mark:CM Punk whips Mr. Ass in to the farside corner… Mr. Ass comes staggering out of the corner… Dropkick!
Rhino:He caught him right in the face…
Mark:CM Punk goes for a quick cover 1………………2…………Kickout by Mr. Ass…
Rhino:Mr. Ass gets back up…
Mark:CM Punk scoops up Mr. Ass and slams him down to the canvas… CM Punk comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right down in to the chest of Mr. Ass…
Rhino:CM Punk is now putting the boots to Mr. Ass…
Mark:Mr. Ass crawls back in to the corner… CM Punk with a couple of chops across the chest of Mr. Ass… CM Punks whips Mr. Ass in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes CM Punk…
Mark:CM Punk comes charging in… Mr. Ass moves out of the way…
Rhino:CM Punk went knee first in to the top turnbuckle…
Mark:Mr. Ass is now stomping CM Punk down in to the corner…
Rhino:Mr. Ass is bringing him back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mr. Ass hooks up CM Punk… Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:He let the blood rush to his head before dropping with that suplex…
Mark:Mr. Ass covers CM Punk 1………………2……………Kickout by CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is getting up on to his feet…
Mark:Mr. Ass whips CM Punk in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Slam!
Rhino:He just drove him right in to the mat…
Mark:Mr. Ass covers CM Punk 1………………2………..Kickout again by CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk right now is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mr. Ass whips CM Punk in to the corner… Big Splash!
Rhino:CM Punk is in trouble…
Mark:CM Punk is staggering out of the corner…
Rhino:Mr. Ass has him setup…
Mark:Fameasser! No!
Rhino:CM Punk ducked his head out of the way…
Mark:CM Punk spins Mr. Ass around and lays in the right hands…
Rhino:CM Punk is opening up on Mr. Ass…
Mark:CM Punk whips Mr. Ass in to the ropes… Roundhouse Kick!
Rhino:That took Mr. Ass off of his feet…
Mark:Mr. Ass staggers back up on to his feet and now CM Punk slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:CM Punk is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:CM Punk is going to fly… Flying Elbow Drop!
Rhino:Ooohh Yeaaah!
Mark:CM Punk covers Mr. Ass 1……………….2…………3………..NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:CM Punk is now waiting for Mr. Ass to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:CM Punk is looking to put Mr. Ass away…
Mark:Mr. Ass gets back up on to his feet… GO TO SLEEP! NO!
Rhino:Mr. Ass escapes…
Mark:Mr. Ass shoves CM Punk off in to the corner…
Rhino:CM Punk staggers backwards…
Mark:ONE AND ONLY!
Rhino:Big time move right there…
Mark:Mr. Ass covers CM Punk 1…………….2…………….3……NO!
Rhino:So close right there for Mr. Ass…
Mark:Mr. Ass is arguing with the referee…
Rhino:He believes he had CM Punk down for the count…
Mark:CM Punk is back up…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Roll Up! 1………….2………….3…NO! Mr. Ass rolls through and now has CM Punk’s shoulders down… 1……………..2…..
Rhino:He Has the tights!
Mark:3! HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MR. ASS!
Rhino:Mr. Ass used the tights and scored the victory over CM Punk…
Mark:Mr. Ass comes out with the victory…
Rhino:He seems very proud of himself right now…
Mark:Well he out smarted CM Punk tonight…
Rhino:I suppose he did…
Mark:Its time to get back to the ring for more action…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Omega vs PyroManiAxe
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first from Washington, DC… Weighing in at 444 Pounds… OMEGA!
(“Absolute Power ” plays as Omega enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Lotus Pod… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… PYROMANIAXE!
(“Assassins” plays as Pyromaniaxe enters the arena…)
Mark:Pyromaniaxe goes right after Omega nailing him with shots…
Rhino:They arent having as big of an effect as he hopes…
Mark:Pyromaniaxe with a couple of hard kicks to Omega and now comes off the ropes… Crossbody!
Rhino:Omega catches him mid air…
Mark:Fallaway Slam!
Rhino:He sent him across the ring…
Mark:Omega drags Pyromaniaxe towards the ropes and now is using the ropes as leverage as he stands on the back of Pyromaniaxe as he has him laid out on the middle ropes…
Rhino:Like Omega needs more leverage than he already has…
Mark:Omega pulls Pyromaniaxe back up on to his feet… Omega with a couple of elbows right to the side of the head of Pyromaniaxe…
Rhino:He is laying in the shots…
Mark:Omega whips Pyromaniaxe off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:He was sent flying in the air…
Mark:Pyromaniaxe is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Omega…
Mark:Omega charges at Pyromaniaxe… Pyromaniaxe ducks the clothesline and pulls down the top rope and Omega goes flying over the top rope and to the floor hard…
Rhino:Pyromaniaxe is now climbing up on to the top rope…
Mark:Omega gets to his feet… Flying Moonsault! Off the top rope and he takes Omega right off of his feet…
Rhino:Nice move there by Pyromaniaxe…
Mark:Pyromaniaxe attempts to roll Omega back in to the ring…
Rhino:Pyromaniaxe is now up on the top rope…
Mark:Omega gets to his feet… Spin Heel Kick! From the top rope…
Rhino:Omega is down after that shot…
Mark:Pyromaniaxe covers Omega 1………………..2………….Kickout by Omega…
Rhino:Omega is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Omega is up on one knee and Pyromaniaxe nails him with a running kick right to the back of the head!
Rhino:He caught him good with that kick…
Mark:Pyromaniaxe is heading right back up on to the top rope…
Rhino:He is looking to take a chance right here and now…
Mark:Shooting Star Press!
Rhino:He hit it!
Mark:Pyromaniaxe covers Omega 1……………….2…………….3………….NO!
Rhino:Omega got his shoulder up…
Mark:Pyromaniaxe is trying to figure out his next course of action…
Rhino:He is trying to keep the giant known as Omega off of his feet…
Mark:It doesnt seem like Omega wants to stay down at this point…
Rhino:Omega slowly back up on to his feet…
Mark:Pyromaniaxe kicks him in the midsection… STUNNER! NO!
Rhino:Omega shoves him off in to the ropes…
Mark:Pyromaniaxe comes off the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:Omega took his head off with that big boot…
Mark:Omega comes off the ropes… LEG DROP!
Rhino:He dropped all 444 Pounds right on his face…
Mark:Omega covers Pyromaniaxe 1……………….2…………….3……….NO!
Rhino:Pyromaniaxe was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:These two men are fighting for the Number One Contendership for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Omega is now waiting for Pyromaniaxe to get up on to his feet…
Mark:Omega grabs Pyromaniaxe and sends him in to the corner…
Rhino:Omega is now putting Pyromaniaxe up on the top rope…
Mark:This is a very bad position for Pyromaniaxe to be in right now…
Rhino:Omega is climbing the ropes…
Mark:Omega hooks him up… SUPERPLEX! NO!
Rhino:Pyromaniaxe is hanging on…
Mark:Pyromaniaxe with a headbutt and now he bites the forehead of Omega…
Rhino:Omega just fell off the top rope…
Mark:Pyromaniaxe stands up on to his feet and is ready to fly… FROG SPLASH!
Rhino:He it hit…
Mark:Pyromaniaxe covers Omega 1………………….2……………..3……………NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Pyromaniaxe thought he had him down…
Rhino:Omega is struggling to get back up…
Mark:Pyromaniaxe charges… SPEAR! NO!
Rhino:Omega moved out of the way…
Mark:Pyromaniaxe spins around… CHOKESLAM! NO!
Rhino:Pyromaniaxe escapes…
Mark:School Boy! 1………………….2……………..3…………..NO!
Rhino:Omega kicks out!
Mark:Another close nearfall…
Rhino:Omega gets to his feet…
Mark:Roundhouse Kick! No!
Rhino:Omega ducked…
Mark:Pyromaniaxe staggers to his feet… Omega scoops him up… SCREWDRIVER!
Rhino:Pyromaniaxe has been planted right in to the mat…
Mark:Omega with the cover 1………………2……………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner OMEGA!
Rhino:Omega has now earned himself the Number One Contendership for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:The question remains… Will Omega be the one who can end the World Title Reign of Lone Jobber?
Rhino:We are going to have to see I suppose…
Mark:Speaking of titles and Lone Jobber… Its Time for the Main Event!
(Hardcore Theatre Flashes)
???:Attention Ladies and Gentlemen… In the interest of fairness, we have decided to change the rules of tonights Main Event… Tonights Main Event is now a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH! Enjoy!
Rhino:Can they do that?
Mark:They just did… Lets go the ring for the introductions..
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Lone Jobber vs William McConnell
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA Total Impact Championship and is now a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“Giving In” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… And now residing in the EWA Offices in Altanta,Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The Current EWA World Heavyweight Champion and the reigning and defending EWA Total Impact Champion… LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:For almost one year Lone Jobber has been the EWA Total Impact Champion and tonight he stands in the ring with the guy who quite possibly is his toughest challenge to date…
Rhino:William McConnell looks ready to go tonight…
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Lone Jobber and William McConnell are face to face…
Rhino:A position they have been in many times in their careers with one another…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for a right hand…William McConnell blocks and strikes Lone Jobber right across the face with a big right hand…
Rhino:He caught him square in the jaw with that right hand…
Mark:William McConnell whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes and takes a hip toss right from William McConnell…
Rhino:William McConnell lines him up…
Mark:Dropkick!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is rolling right out of the ring…
Mark:William McConnell quickly goes to the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber quickly gets up the ramp so William McConnell cant dive down on to him…
Mark:Lone Jobber knew exactly what William McConnell had in mind right there…
Rhino:William McConnell gets down off the top rope and is going right after Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber and William McConnell are now brawling on the ramp…
Rhino:They are throwing shots back and forth at one another…
Mark:William McConnell knocks Lone Jobber off of his feet again with a right hand… Lone Jobber gets back up and takes a clothesline from William McConnell…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets up slower this time…
Mark:William McConnell hooks up Lone Jobber… Suplex! Right down on to the steel ramp…
Rhino:That probably didnt feel good…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now crawling up the ramp…
Rhino:He is trying to get a breather…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets to his feet…William McConnell kicks him right in the midsection and is pulling him towards the edge of the stage…
Rhino:William McConnell has something in mind here and its not going to be good for Lone Jobber…
Mark:William McConnell hooks him up… Suplex! Blocked! FRONT FACE SUPLEX! And William McConnell goes flying off the stage…
Rhino:Oh My God!
Mark:William McConnell landed hard on the concrete…
Rhino:William McConnell was looking to send Lone Jobber off the stage but it was him going off the stage instead…
Mark:The referee has started his count and is up to four… Five…
Rhino:Can William McConnell get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Six… Seven… Eight and William McConnell is able to get to his feet…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:FLYING CROSSBODY OFF THE STAGE!
Rhino:What a move there by the EWA Total Impact Champion!
Mark:William McConnell head once again bounced off the concrete…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is up on his feet as the referee is starting to count William McConnell out right now…
Mark:Three… Four… Five…
Rhino:William McConnell is starting to crawl around…
Mark:Six… Seven… Eight… Nine and he is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now grabbing William McConnell by the head…
Mark:He is bringing him towards the ringside area… As Lone Jobber tosses William McConnell back first right in to the steel guardrail…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now underneath the ring looking for a weapon…
Mark:Lone Jobber has found himself a Steel Chair…
Rhino:William McConnell is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber fakes like he is going to swing the chair and just throws it at William McConnell…
Rhino:McConnell caught the chair…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:That could be the knockout shot right there…
Mark:The referee has begun his count once again…
Rhino:Lone Jobber isnt waiting around though… He is pulling out a table…
Mark:Three… Four… Five…
Rhino:He has that table setup…
Mark:Six… Seven… Eight…. And William McConnell gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now laying William McConnell out on the table…
Mark:This is a risky move right here…
Rhino:He is heading to the top rope…
Mark:450 SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE! BUT MCCONNELL MOVED!
Rhino:Lone Jobber ate nothing but wood…
Mark:I did say this was a risky move…
Rhino:It sure was…
Mark:The referee is counting Lone Jobber down as William McConnell is up on his feet… Four… Five…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is starting to move…
Mark:Six… Seven… Eight… And Lone Jobber gets to his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell has the steel chair…
Mark:William McConnell drives the steel chair right in to the midsection of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Ouch…
Mark:DDT ON TO THE CHAIR!
Rhino:Hell of a DDT right there…
Mark:The referee is counting… Three… Four… Five…
Rhino:William McConnell is pulling out more chairs…
Mark:Six… Seven… Eight… Nine and Lone Jobber gets up on to his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell has chairs setup…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering around… DUAL SHOCK IN TO THE STEEL CHAIRS!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it right there…
Mark:William McConnell is saying count…
Rhino:I think Lone Jobber is done…
Mark:Three… Four… Five… Six…
Rhino:Hes not moving…
Mark:Seven… Eight… Nine… TEN! NO! Lone Jobber barely gets to his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell can not believe it…
Mark:William McConnell now rolls Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell has thrown another chair in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:SUPERKICK! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber ducks the kick…
Mark:William McConnell gets spun around… HERTIAGE!
Rhino:Both men are down after that…
Mark:That was the move that basically saved Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The referee is counting both men down…
Mark:Three… Four… Five…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is up…
Mark:Six… Seven and William McConnell is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:These two men want to be the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:William McConnell and Lone Jobber are once again slugging it out…
Rhino:They are exchanging shots back and forth…
Mark:William McConnell whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Lone Jobber with a reversal… William McConnell comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:He landed right on the steel chair…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for him to get back up…
Rhino:He has him lined up…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit it…
Mark:The referee is now counting out William McConnell…
Rhino:Can William McConnell make it back up on to his feet…
Mark:Three… Four… Five…
Rhino:Hes not moving yet…
Mark:Six… Seven… Eight… Nine… TEN! NO!
Rhino:He some how made it to his feet at the very last second…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now positioning the steel chair where he wants it…
Rhino:He has something in mind…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection… HERTIAGE! NO! BACK BODY DROP!
Rhino:Nice counter right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell lines him up…
Mark:DUAL SHOCK! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber fights out of it…
Mark:Lone Jobber sends William McConnell in to the corner…
Rhino:William McConnell staggers out of the corner…
Mark:THE GIMMICK! NO!
Rhino:William McConnell ducked it…
Mark:He saw it coming…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell lines him up… SUPERKICK!
Rhino:He got all of that kick…
Mark:The referee is counting him down…Three… Four… Five…
Rhino:He is starting to move…
Mark:Six… Seven… Eight and Lone Jobber is up on his feet…
Rhino:This is an all out fight for the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:William McConnell hooks him up… DUAL SHOCK! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber fights out of it again…
Mark:William McConnell turns around… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Thats It!
Mark:The referee is counting him out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is looking to retain his title…
Mark:Three… Four… Five… Six…
Rhino:No movement…
Mark:Seven… Eight… Nine… TEN! NO!
Rhino:William McConnell gets to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now picking up that dented steel chair…
Rhino:He is looking to put William McConnell away for good…
Mark:Lone Jobber swings… MISSED!
Rhino:He swung and missed big time there…
Mark:The chair falls… William McConnell hooks up Lone Jobber… SYSTEM SHOCK ON THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:Lone Jobber isnt moving…
Mark:The referee begins his count…
Rhino:William McConnell gets to his feet…
Mark:Four… Five…Six… Seven…
Rhino:Still no movement…
Mark:Eight… Nine… TEN! NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Total Impact Champion WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:William McConnell has just ended the almost year long title reign of Lone Jobber…
Mark:This was a hell of a battle these two men had…
Rhino:I cant imagine Lone Jobber is going to feel good after this match up…
Mark:William McConnell takes his title and celebrates on his way to the back…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has just made his way to his feet…
Mark:He is asking for his another championship…
Rhino:The officials are saying they dont have it…
(Hardcore Theatre Flashes on)
???:Well it seems Mr. Jobber you have fallen short on your quest to hold two championships. You seem to no longer be in control of what you consider your destiny and your legacy, as that control now belongs to us. Which also includes this.
(EWA World Heavyweight Championship title is shown on the screen)
???:Dont worry Mr. Jobber, we have not stripped you of this, oh no, we have just decided to take hold of this championship, so you will feel what it is like to be without it. But we will be giving you a chance to hold this championship in your hands again at Beach Brawl, when this belt is suspended above the ring in a ladder match, when you take on the man who we believe truly represents what our movement is all about and that would be Omega. So Mr. Jobber, get ready, as your world is about to come crashing down around you.
(Screen Fades To Black)
Mark:We have to go… Good Night Everyone!