Summertime Blowout 2013
Mark:We are sold out here in Miami, Florida… As the Road to Glory 2013 begins tonight here at Summertime Blowout… I am here at ringside with my partner in crime known around the world as Rhino…
Rhino:Oh man… Can you feel that excitement… Can you feel that intensity… Its Summertime Blowout and there is a huge structure hanging above us…
Mark:Thats right there is… And its better known as the Extreme Elimination Chamber… Where Six Men will compete for not one… But Two Championships…
Rhino:Thats right both the EWA World Heavyweight and EWA Total Impact Championships are on the line and there is a twist…
Mark:There is a twist and that twist is that neither Lone Jobber or William McConnell can win each others titles… Which means they might have to work together to keep their championships…
Rhino:That should be an interesting twist to say the least…
Mark:I would say so…
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H walks out in to the arena…)
Rhino:Well it looks like we are being interrupted here…
Mark:Yes it appears that someone is not wasting anytime here tonight and that being one Triple H…
Rhino:I really dont blame him what so ever…
Mark:Neither do I…
HHH:Alright… Lets not waste anymore time… I dont need to wait any longer… Takeover… Henchmen… Who ever the hell you are…Bring me my wife and bring her to me RIGHT NOW!
(A Woman’s Scream is heard over the PA System…)
HHH:STEPH!
???:Oh Mr H… I am glad to see that you actually showed up… I was a little worried that you would do something stupid like refuse to fight.
HHH:Cut the crap… I am here… Bring me my wife…
???:Mr. H… Calm Down, your wife is fine, no need to worry about that. I am a man of my word, I told you that if you did exactly what I said tonight, that you would get your wife back and thats exactly what will happen. You do exactly as I say and my men will bring you your wife.
HHH:Stop with this talking crap… What the hell do I have to do?
???:Well Mr. H… What you need to do is really simple. Lay down.
HHH:Lay down?
???:Yes Mr. H, lay down.
HHH:Fine… I am laying down… Now what…
???:Now stand up.
HHH:I am standing… What now?
???:Close your eyes.
HHH:Close my eyes?
???:Yes, close your eyes.
HHH:Fine my eyes are closed.
???:Good! Keep them close and well, here is key. DONT Fight Back.
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Three henchmen just jumped Triple H from behind…
Rhino:Its not like he could see them…
Mark:The leader of this takeover just told Triple H he cant fight back and these three men are just stomping the crap out of Triple H…
Rhino:Its three men what do you expect…
Mark:These three men are now picking up Triple H… TRIPLE POWERBOMB!
Rhino:The Game is hurting.
???:One more time.
Mark:One more time?!?
Rhino:These men are ruthless…
Mark:The henchmen have Triple H up and deliver a Triple Powerbomb to Triple H!
Rhino:Enough is enough…
???:I wonder if he has learned his lesson yet, Triple H have you?
Rhino:He cant speak…
???:Put a microphone in front of his face. Triple H, have you learned your lesson?
HHH:Fuck Off…
???:Oh Mr. H, that was not nice. Boys, one more time!
Rhino:Not again…
Mark:A third triple powerbomb laying out Triple H in the center of the ring…
Rhino:This needs to be stopped…
???:Now that Triple H has been warmed up. Lets bring out his opponent…. BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace?!?!
???:Boys, please leave the ring.
(“Absolute Zero” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
???:Now Big Daddy Ace, I know you have a scheduled match up coming up where you have to run the Gauntlet, so I will make this easy on you. All you have to do, is give Triple H an Ace Crusher.
Rhino:An Ace Crusher?
Mark:Big Daddy Ace doesnt look like he wants to follow their orders…
???:Now Mr. Ace, remember this, if you dont do as we say, then well… What is happening to Triple H, could be happening to you as well… As the person you hold dearest to you, could well…You dont want us to get to that point now do you?
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is shaking his head no…
???:Now lift Mr. H up and give him an Ace Crusher. Now Mr. H, remember, dont fight back…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just told Triple H sorry…
Rhino:He has to do this…
Mark:This is all so Stephanie McMahon will be safe… As Big Daddy Ace lifts up Triple H… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace cant believe he just did that…
???:Well done. Now Mr. Ace, the next thing I want you to do is… Pin Him…
Rhino:This man is just trying to humiliate Triple H…
???:Well second thought… Boys… Bring her to the ring…
Mark:Bring Her to the ring?
Rhino:Oh no…
Mark:These henchmen are now bringing Stephanie McMahon to the ring right now…
Rhino:You can tell shes been crying…
Mark:She is screaming and wants to be let go…
???:Now Mrs McMahon… Go cover your husband…
Rhino:He wants her to beat her husband…
???:Referee start to count…
Mark:The referee counts…. 1….2……3…
???:Ring announcer…
Pa Announcer:The Winner of the Match… STEPHANIE McMAHON!
Rhino:Like I said… These men are out to humiliate Triple H and they just did…
Mark:I agree…
???Mr. H, like I said, I am a man of my word… There is your wife… Unharmed… Hopefully now you will play nicely… Because next time it wont be your wife…
Rhino:What does he mean by that?
Mark:I dont know…
???:Boys… Now!
Rhino:Boys Now?!?
Mark:The three henchmen just jumped Big Daddy Ace from behind…
Rhino:That was three men colliding at Big Daddy Ace at the same time…
Mark:These three men have Big Daddy Ace up… TRIPLE POWERBOMB!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has to wrestle tonight too…
???:Referee, lets start the match up now!
Gauntlet Match
Big Daddy Ace vs Subway, Jack Swagger & Demon Child
???:Bring out the first opponent…Ring Announcer…
Pa Announcer:This match up is a Gauntlet Match… Currently in the ring… BIG DADDY ACE! His opponent… From Perry, Oklahoma… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… JACK SWAGGER!
(“Patriot” Plays as Jack Swagger enters the arena…)
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jack Swagger goes right on the attack driving Big Daddy Ace right back in to the corner…
Rhino:He is just driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Jack Swagger drives Big Daddy Ace harder and harder in to the corner and now whips Big Daddy Ace off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Swagger…
Mark:Big Splash!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering out the corner…
Mark:Jack Swagger hooks him up… Gutwrench Suplex! Jack Swagger goes right for the cover 1…………….2…………3…No!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace kicked out…
Mark:Jack Swagger pulls Big Daddy Ace up on to his feet and now grabs him by the leg… Ankle Lock!
Rhino:Jack Swagger is really putting that hold on right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is crawling to the ropes…
Rhino:Can Big Daddy Ace get to the ropes before too much damage is done to that ankle…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace reaches out and grabs on to the ropes…
Rhino:Jack Swagger needs to let that ankle lock go…
Mark:Jack Swagger breaks the hold right before the five count…
Rhino:He made sure to do as much damage as he could before letting go…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up…
Rhino:Jack Swagger is helping him up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is up and Jack Swagger hooks him up and nails him with a Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble…
Mark:Jack Swagger covers Big Daddy Ace again 1……………….2……………3……NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got his shoulder up…
Mark:Jack Swagger is positioning Big Daddy Ace near the corner…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:SWAGGER BOMB! NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got his knees up…
Mark:That had to knock the wind right out of Jack Swagger…
Rhino:Jack Swagger is staggering around…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets up on to his feet… Jack Swagger charges… Big Daddy Ace with a drop toe hold and it sends Jack Swagger face first in to the middle turnbuckle…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is on his feet…
Mark:Jack Swagger turns around… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace could have him right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with the cover 1………………2…………..3………….HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall… BIG DADDY ACE! His next opponent… DEMON CHILD!
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Before Demon Child can even come out… Jack Swagger clotheslined Big Daddy Ace from behind…
Rhino:He didnt take that loss too well…
Mark:No he didnt…
Rhino:And here comes Demon Child…
Mark:Demon Child is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:If you remember back… At one point in Demon Child’s career he beat Big Daddy Ace for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is on his feet…
Rhino:Demon Child has him right where he wants him…
Mark:DEMON DROP! NO! BACKSLIDE! 1………………2…………..3………. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall BIG DADDY ACE! His next opponent… SUBWAY!
Rhino:Out of no where Big Daddy Ace just pinned Demon Child…
Mark:Demon Child thought he was going to hit the Demon Drop and that would be it but Big Daddy Ace countered and beat Demon Child right away…
Rhino:In this type of match up thats exactly what you need to do…
Mark:Demon Child just kicked Big Daddy Ace right in the head…
Rhino:Second time after Big Daddy Ace beats someone he gets attacked…
Mark:Here comes Subway…
Rhino:The man who Big Daddy Ace has said has been brainwashed…
Mark:Subway is now picking Big Daddy Ace and bringing him back in to the corner and he just slapped him right across the face…
Rhino:Subway just screamed in the face of Big Daddy Ace… “We The People”…
Mark:Subway slaps him right across the face one more time and now sends him hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running High Knee! By Subway taking Big Daddy Ace off of his feet…
Rhino:Subway is taking his time with Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is getting up… Subway grabs him by the head and drives his knee once again right in to the side of the head of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:This is a different side of Subway we are seeing tonight… He seems really focused…
Mark:Subway now begins to choke Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:He is trying to show him the ways of The Real Americans…
Mark:Subway is now dragging Big Daddy Ace in to the corner… Subway charges in and drives his knee right in to the face of Big Daddy Ace one more time…
Rhino:This is a beating Big Daddy Ace is taking right now…
Mark:Subway grabs Big Daddy Ace and ties him up in to the Tree of Woe…
Rhino:This is a bad spot for Big Daddy Ace to be in right now…
Mark:Subway charges… Running Dropkick! Connects!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace really looks out of it now…
Mark:Subway covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………….2…………..3…..NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got his shoulder up…
Mark:Subway is now setting Big Daddy Ace up on the top rope…
Rhino:This is a bad spot right now…
Mark:Subway is hooking up Big Daddy Ace… SUPERPLEX! NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is blocking…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is taking control and he stands up… FRONT FACE SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE!
Rhino:That was a hell of a move right there by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Subway 1……………..2……………3……NO!
Rhino:That time Subway was able to kickout…
Mark:Both men are now slow to get back up on to their feet…
Rhino:Subway is back up on his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace nails Subway with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying them in right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace shoots Subway off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:He could have him right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Subway 1……………2………..3….NO!
Rhino:Subway kicked out again…
Mark:Subway is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is riding this momentum right here…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR! NO!
Rhino:Subway moved out of the way…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace crashed in to the corner… School Boy! 1…………….2…………3…….NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got his shoulder up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway has him lined up…
Mark:Subway with a kick to the midsection… Pulling Piledriver!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Subway hooks the leg 1…………………2…………….3………NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got his shoulder up…
Mark:Subway is ready to put Big Daddy Ace away right here and now…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get to his feet…
Mark:Subway charges… SUBLINE! NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got out of the way…
Mark:Subway turns around… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace hit the spear…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with the cover 1……………….2…………..3…………… NO!
Rhino:Subway got his shoulder up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is setting up Subway…
Rhino:This could be it right now…
Mark:Jack Swagger is up on the apron…
Rhino:He has the referee distracted…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace drops Subway and now goes after Jack Swagger…
Rhino:Watch out!
Mark:SUBLINE! NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace moved and he hit Jack Swagger with the Subline…
Mark:Subway turns around… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace hit it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1………………..2…………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just survived the gauntlet match here tonight at Summertime Blowout…
Mark:He just overcame the odds…
Rhino:The Real Americans arent done…
Mark:Jack Swagger and Subway are now attacking Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Its a two on one attack…
Mark:Here comes Triple H!
Rhino:Triple H comes out with a steel chair in hand…
Mark:Triple H is chasing off the Real Americans…
Rhino:Triple H has the back of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Both Triple H and Big Daddy Ace have been through a war tonight…
Rhino:I am surprised Triple H is even standing after the beating he took tonight…
Mark:For the moment he is…
Rhino:Both of these men need to watch their backs…
Mark:Which is why they are watching each others right now…
Rhino:Can these two men overcome the takeover?
Mark:They are sure trying… As we now get set for our Main Event…
EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER
EWA World Heavyweight Championship & EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs William McConnell(c) vs Omega vs Calvin Lumas vs Damien Sandow vs CM Punk
*Neither Lone Jobber or William McConnell can win the others championship*
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH and is for BOTH the EWA TOTAL IMPACT CHAMPIONSHIP and the EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first… The Challengers…First..From Washington, DC… Weighing in at 444 Pounds… OMEGA!
(“Hail Mary” plays as Omega enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Cameron, North Carolina… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… CALVIN LUMAS!
(“Ultranumb” plays as Calvin Lumas enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Palo Alto, California… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DAMIEN SANDOW!
(“Aleluya De El Mesias” plays as Damien Sandow enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponent…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 218 Pounds… CM PUNK!
(“Cult Of Personality” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion…WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“Giving In” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent…From The Slaughter House… And now residing in the EWA Offices in Altanta,Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:We start out with the two men who can not win a championship in this match up… Only lose a championship…
Rhino:That will make things very interesting…
Mark:A couple of twists in this match up…First as we just mentioned, neither Lone Jobber or William McConnell can win each others titles… The other twist…If a champion were to lose their championship… They will be eliminated from the match up and so will the person who won the championship… So if you win a championship… Your night is over… Simple enough…
Rhino:I think so?
Mark:Well either way we are underway with Lone Jobber and William McConnell face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are both looking around at the ring and the structure… And realizing what stands in front of them…
Mark:The takeover made it clear to Lone Jobber if he wants to be at Glory… He needs to keep his World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:And here we go…
Mark:Lone Jobber and William McConnell lock up in the center of the ring… William McConnell with a side headlock on Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He is grinding away with it…
Mark:William McConnell takes him over… Lone Jobber fights right back up on to his feet and nails William McConnell with a couple of shots to the midsection and now nails him with a Back Suplex…
Rhino:William McConnell gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a couple of chops right across the chest of William McConnell and backs him up in to the corner… Lone Jobber with an irish whip…
Rhino:William McConnell comes staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges and takes him down with a clothesline…
Rhino:William McConnell gets back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber scoops up William McConnell and slams him back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is going to the middle rope…
Mark:Omega just punched a hole right through the glass…
Rhino:He is reaching out at Lone Jobber…
Mark:Omega has Lone Jobber by the hair…
Rhino:That I will have to say is a first… I have never seen someone punch a hole in to the glass…
Mark:William McConnell gets to his feet and nails Lone Jobber with a dropkick as Omega lets go of Lone Jobber’s hair and he comes off the middle rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets right back up again…
Mark:William McConnell charges and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:William McConnell used that Omega hair pull to his advantage…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets to his feet… William McConnell charges in and clotheslines Lone Jobber over the top rope and Lone Jobber goes crashing in to the steel…
Rhino:That fall probably wasnt a good one…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Watch out!
Mark:William McConnell launches himself over the top rope and cross bodies Lone Jobber…
Rhino:That was a heck of a move right there by the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:It seems like the game plan of working together is thrown out the window…
Rhino:Its Lone Jobber and William McConnell is anyone really surprised by this?
Mark:I suppose this is true…
Rhino:As the history alone suggests that it probably wasnt going to happen the way everyone thought it possibly could going in…
Mark:Lone Jobber is on his feet and William McConnell clotheslines him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is crawling around on his feet right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets up… William McConnell with a Springboard Clothesline!
Rhino:That took down the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:William McConnell thought about covering Lone Jobber…
Rhino:If he eliminated Lone Jobber then we would be guaranteed to have a brand new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Which would then put Lone Jobber’s role at Glory really up in the air…
Rhino:Which would be heartbreaking for him you would have to think.. Working all year long to be in the Main Event of the Biggest Show of the Year and not even being booked…
Mark:Lone Jobber is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is backed up in the corner…
Mark:William McConnell charges in… Lone Jobber side steps him and throws William McConnell shoulder first in to the ring post…
Rhino:That was a smart move by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:William McConnell staggers backwards… Reverse Neckbreaker by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:That right there is giving Lone Jobber a moment or two to catch his breath and recoup…
Mark:Which is what he needs right now after being on the wrong side of the attack from William McConnell here in the first few minutes of this match up…
Rhino:Well I dont think the breather is going to last long…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
Rhino:Who is it going to be?
Mark:Its Calvin Lumas!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas goes right after the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around and walks right in to a dropkick by Calvin Lumas…
Rhino:William McConnell is turning around in the corner…
Mark:Running Leg Lariat!
Rhino:William McConnell is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Calvin Lumas nails him with a Side Effect!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Calvin Lumas with shots to Lone Jobber and backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:He is climbing the corner…
Mark:Calvin Lumas is nailing Lone Jobber with right hands…
Rhino:Ten Straight Right Hands!
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering out of the corner… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is in trouble…
Mark:Calvin Lumas covers Lone Jobber 1…………….2………….3……..NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got his shoulder up…
Mark:William McConnell is back up on to his feet… School Boy by Calvin Lumas! 1……………….2……………….3…..NO!
Rhino:William McConnell kicked out…
Mark:William McConnell gets back up and takes a dropkick from Calvin Lumas and that sent him out of the ring and crashing in to the steel…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is slowly getting up on to his feet…
Mark:Calvin Lumas hooks him up… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas has come out of the chamber pod a house of fire…
Mark:Calvin Lumas is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:This is going to be a big move for Calvin Lumas…
Mark:SWANTON BOMB!
Rhino:He hit it…
Mark:Calvin Lumas covers Lone Jobber 1……………………2…………….3…….. NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got his shoulder up…
Mark:So close right there…
Rhino:It really was close…
Mark:I think it was too close for comfort for Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas has something in mind right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers to his feet and gets slammed down to the canvas…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is heading back up to the top rope…
Mark:Calvin Lumas is not just heading to the top rope…
Rhino:No hes not doing what I think he is doing…
Mark:Yes he is…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is climbing up on top of the chamber pod…
Mark:Calvin Lumas is standing on top of the chamber pod…
Rhino:Incoming!
Mark:SWANTON BOMB OFF THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber moved out of the way at the very last second…
Mark:That split second right there could have just saved the EWA World Heavyweight Championship for Lone Jobber…
Rhino:William McConnell is back in the ring…
Mark:Calvin Lumas staggers back up on to his feet after that fall from the top of the chamber… DUAL SHOCK!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas looks to be out of it…
Mark:William McConnell hooks the leg 1………………..2……………..3………..HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Calvin Lumas Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas was full of energy and really brought it to both Lone Jobber and William McConnell…
Mark:He did but he decided to take one big chance and it didnt pay off for him…
Rhino:The kid has guts… You have to give him credit for that…
Mark:I agree with you there… He sure as hell as guts…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
Rhino:Who will it be this time?
Mark:ITS CM PUNK!
Rhino:The Straight Edge Superstar… The Second City Saint…
Mark:CM Punk is looking to make his mark right now… CM Punk with shots right to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:He is hammering him forearm shots…
Mark:CM Punk backs Lone Jobber up in to the ropes and now clotheslines him over the top rope and Lone Jobber hits the steel again…
Rhino:From Behind!
Mark:William McConnell nails CM Punk with a clothesline…
Rhino:He is now putting the boots to CM Punk…
Mark:William McConnell is just stomping a mudhole in on CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell hooks up CM Punk… Hangman Neckbreaker…
Rhino:William McConnell is now pulling CM Punk back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up on to his feet… William McConnell tosses CM Punk over the top rope and right in to Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Using your opponent as a weapon… Thats unique…
Mark:William McConnell now goes outside of the ring and now grabs Lone Jobber and tosses him in to the steel chains…
Rhino:CM Punk is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell grabs CM Punk… CM Punk blocks and nails William McConnell in the midsection with a couple of shots and now grabs William McConnell by the head and now rubs William McConnell’s face in to the steel…
Rhino:He is just rubbing his face in to the steel chains…
Mark:CM Punk now scoops up William McConnell and tosses him face first in to the steel chains…
Rhino:CM Punk isnt done…
Mark:CM Punk grabs William McConnell again and tosses him in to the steel chains again…
Rhino:CM Punk has taken control right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber just crawled back in to the ring…
Rhino:He is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:CM Punk with a Springboard Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:CM Punk covers Lone Jobber 1…………….2………….3…No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got his shoulder up…
Mark:CM Punk now pulls Lone Jobber back up on to his feet and sends him in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes CM Punk…
Mark:Running Knee!
Rhino:CM Punk isnt done…
Mark:Running Bulldog!
Rhino:The Champion is in trouble now…
Mark:CM Punk covers Lone Jobber 1…………..2……………3……….NO!
Rhino:Another close nearfall right there…
Mark:CM Punk is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Hopefully he learned from the mistake of Calvin Lumas…
Mark:CM Punk is going to fly…
Rhino:Watch Out!
Mark:William McConnell just shoved CM Punk off the top rope and he goes crashing down on to the steel floor…
Rhino:CM Punk took a hard fall right there…
Mark:William McConnell is now going over to where CM Punk is…
Rhino:CM Punk is staggering to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell with a couple of shots and now throws CM Punk in to the open pod…
Rhino:William McConnell is now closing the pod on CM Punk…
Mark:What is going on in that Pod?
Rhino:Its filling up with smoke…
Mark:Why the hell is filling up with Smoke?
Rhino:I am very confused…
Mark:So am I… As CM Punk is opening up the pod door and you can see he is choking right now…
Rhino:William McConnell just shut the pod door as the smoke is going away…
Mark:William McConnell now grabs CM Punk by the legs… Slingshot in to the Steel Chains!
Rhino:CM Punk is staggering around…
Mark:Superkick!
Rhino:Down goes CM Punk…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
Mark:ITS DAMIEN SANDOW!
Rhino:Damien Sandow is right in the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is up on his feet… Russian Leg Sweep! Damien Sandow covers Lone Jobber right away 1…………….2…………..3….NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber kicked out…
Mark:Damien Sandow is waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is dazed…
Mark:Silencer!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Lone Jobber 1……………2…………….3………NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber continues to kickout over and over again…
Mark:Lone Jobber is showing why he is the EWA World Heavyweight Champion and proving why he wants to be in the Main Event of Glory…
Rhino:Not even just in the Main Event… But on the show in general…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is waiting for him to get up on to his feet…
Mark:Look Out! William McConnell spins Damien Sandow around and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying in the shots…
Mark:William McConnell whips Damien Sandow in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes William McConnell…
Mark:William McConnell charges in… Damien Sandow gets his boots up…
Rhino:William McConnell is now spinning around…
Mark:Corkscrew Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Its now that William McConnell is in trouble…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers William McConnell 1…………….2………..3…No!
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is crawling out of the ring…
Rhino:He is just trying to get away from Damien Sandow and just hide for the moment…
Mark:William McConnell is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is setting him up…
Mark:M14!
Rhino:That was a hell of a neckbreaker right there…
Mark:Damien Sandow could be the next EWA Total Impact Champion right now… 1……………….2………3……NO!
Rhino:So close again…
Mark:Damien Sandow is starting to get frustrated…
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Watch Out! CM Punk just kicked Damien Sandow right in the head…
Rhino:That could have been a knockout kick right there…
Mark:Damien Sandow just fell through the ropes and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is very dazed right now…
Mark:William McConnell is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:CM Punk is lining him up…
Mark:CM Punk has him up… GTS!
Rhino:Thats it right there…
Mark:CM Punk covers William McConnell 1……………..2………………3……………NO!
Rhino:William McConnell kicked out…
Mark:So many nearfalls in this match up…
Rhino:CM Punk is picking up William McConnell again…
Mark:CM Punk has him up… GTS! NO!
Rhino:This time William McConnell escapes…
Mark:William McConnell shoves CM Punk off in to the corner…
Rhino:CM Punk is staggering around…
Mark:William McConnell nails him with another Superkick!
Rhino:That could be it for CM Punk…
Mark:William McConnell covers CM Punk 1……………2………..3……NO!
Rhino:CM Punk was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:CM Punk is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell is setting him up…
Mark:William McConnell has him setup…
(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!)
Rhino:ITS OMEGA!
Mark:DUAL SHOCK! William McConnell covers CM Punk 1………………..2…………..3……….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:CM Punk Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:We are now down to four men…
Mark:Damien Sandow just saw that Omega has been introduced in to this match up…
Rhino:Damien Sandow wants out of the chamber…
Mark:Omega is looking to go right for Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is asking for the door to be open…
Mark:Damien Sandow is telling the referees to open up the door…
Rhino:They havent locked the door yet after getting CM Punk out of the ring…
Mark:Omega is behind Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Damien Sandow looks like he has seen a ghost…
Mark:Damien Sandow is pleading with Omega… Omega grabs Damien Sandow and tosses him right in to the chamber door…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is out of the chamber…
Mark:That is where he wanted to be…
Rhino:Omega is following him out of the chamber right now…
Mark:Damien Sandow has no place to go right now…
Rhino:Omega is just stalking his pray…
Mark:Damien Sandow is now wanting back in to the chamber…
Rhino:He is just trying to get away from Omega…
Mark:The door is stuck…
Rhino:Its not opening…
Mark:Damien Sandow is now climbing up the chamber wall…
Rhino:Has this ever been done before?
Mark:I dont think it ever has…
Rhino:Can it even support a person?
Mark:Person? People… Cause Omega is climbing up the wall as well after Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is crawling across the top of the chamber…
Mark:Omega is behind him…
Rhino:Damien Sandow just grabbed something…
Mark:It looks to be a pipe…
Rhino:Look out!
Mark:Damien Sandow just hit Omega two straight times in the head with that pipe…
Rhino:Omega is now sliding down the cage wall…
Mark:Those couple of shots knocked out the big man…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is now trying to get back in to the chamber…
Mark:You have both William McConnell and Lone Jobber waiting for him…
Rhino:He is trying to slide down the hole…
Mark:Damien Sandow just saw that Lone Jobber and William McConnell are both looking for him…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is thinking about climbing back up…
Mark:He cant…
Rhino:Holy Crap!
Mark:Lone Jobber and William McConnell just pulled Damien Sandow down from the top of the chamber…
Rhino:He just crashed hard in to the mat…
Mark:Omega is back on his feet…
Rhino:He is trying to enter the chamber now…
Mark:He is back inside…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and William McConnell are now turning their attention to Omega…
Mark:Lone Jobber and William McConnell both nail Omega with shots…
Rhino:He is fighting both men off…
Mark:Headbutts! By Omega…
Rhino:Thats one way to fight them off…
Mark:When you have an angry giant you need to work together to stop him…
Rhino:It didnt seem like their gameplan really worked well…
Mark:No I dont think it did…
Rhino:William McConnell and Lone Jobber both have gotten back up to their feet…
Mark:Omega grabs them both by their throats… DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Impressive move by Omega…
Mark:Both Lone Jobber and William McConnell are down…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is crawling around a bit…
Mark:Omega has turned his attention to Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is crawling back in to the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber just fell over as he tried to get back up…
Rhino:He fell on top of William McConnell…
Mark:The referee counts 1……………..2……………3………. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:William McConnell has been eliminated!
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Championship was just saved…
Mark:I dont think Lone Jobber realized he pinned William McConnell…
Rhino:We are now down to three men…
Mark:William McConnell is crawling out of the cage still with his championship in tact…
Rhino:You can see a smirk on his face as he leaves the chamber…
Mark:Omega picks up Damien Sandow and grabs him by the throat and tosses him across the ring…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is now begging back in the corner…
Mark:Omega charges in and kicks Damien Sandow right in the face…
Rhino:That was a hell of a kick right there by Omega…
Mark:Lone Jobber has crawled out on to the steel and he just pulled down some sort of weapon……
Rhino:Omega is now pulling Damien Sandow back up on to his feet…
Mark:Omega scoops him up…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:SCREWDRIVER! NO! Lone Jobber instead poked Omega in the eye… With a Screwdriver!
Rhino:Where the hell did he find a screw driver?
Mark:Someone must have taped it on to the wall…
Rhino:Im shocked…
Mark:THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Damien Sandow shoves Lone Jobber out of the way and covers Omega 1………………2……………3…….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Omega Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:We are down to Damien Sandow and Omega…
Mark:We are down to two…
Rhino:Damien Sandow and Lone Jobber are face to face…
Mark:Both men are now exchanging shots back and forth right now…
Rhino:They are slugging it out…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips Damien Sandow off in to the ropes… Damien Sandow with a reversal… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Lone Jobber staggers to his feet…
Mark:Silencer!
Rhino:That could be it right now…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Lone Jobber 1……………….2……………3………… NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Damien Sandow has him setup…
Mark:Elbow of Disdain! No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber rolled out of the way…
Mark:Damien Sandow staggers to his feet…
Rhino:He has him lined up…
Mark:HERTIAGE!
Rhino:Thats it!
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Damien Sandow 1…………….2…………….3……..NO!
Rhino:Another close nearfall right there…
Mark:Damien Sandow is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is lining him up…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK! NO!
Rhino:Damien Sandow ducked the kick…
Mark:Damien Sandow just picked up the Steel Pipe…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around and Damien Sandow hits him right in the head with the Steel Pipe!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is out on his feet…
Mark:TERMINUS!
Rhino:Sandow hit it…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Lone Jobber 1……………….2………………….3……………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion… DAMIEN SANDOW!
Rhino:Damien Sandow has just won the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Look at the joy on the face of Damien Sandow…
Rhino:He has just won the biggest prize in the EWA…
Mark:It also means he is the Main Event of the biggest show of the year… Glory!
Rhino:But what does this mean for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber has no title… Will The Takeover keep him away from Glory?
Rhino:That was what they said they were going to do…
Mark:What will happen with Lone Jobber? Thats a question to be answered… But Damien Sandow is headed to glory… As the World Heavyweight Champion… Good Night Everyone!
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