Glory 2013
Mark:We are live here in the City of Brotherly Love… We are here at Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia, Pa… For our biggest night of the year… Glory!
Rhino:This is the night every single person in the locker room waits for… The chance to put on a performance that no one will forget in front of the largest crowd of the year…
Mark:There are 70,000 plus screaming fans here tonight looking forward to seeing Omega battle Damien Sandow for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship in our Main Event…
Rhino:That’s right Omega and Damien Sandow are in the Main Event of Glory and they will be fighting inside Hell in a Cell…
Mark:That is one many are looking forward to… Also tonight for the first time in history Big Daddy Ace and Triple H will be teaming up…
Rhino:No better place to make their debut as a unit than here at Glory…
Mark:They will be squaring off against Subway and Jack Swagger…
Rhino:That should be very interesting to say the least…
Mark:Hanging over everyones head is what will The Takeover have in store for the EWA Tonight…
Rhino:I hope they just stay away…
Mark:I think everyone would like that…
Rhino:I know I would for sure and a lot of the locker room would as well…
Mark:Also tonight the EWA Total Impact Championship is going to be on the line when William McConnell puts the title on the line against Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child has stated that tonight win or lose will be his last night in the EWA…
Mark:You have to wonder what goes through his mind when it comes to this as he fought so hard to earn a spot back on the roster and now is giving it up…
Rhino:You have to wonder what people are thinking some times…
Mark:Either way it will go down tonight here at Glory…
Rhino:I am excited…
Mark:So am I… So I dont think we should waste anymore time…
Rhino:I dont know why we have been talking this long…
Mark:So lets get to the ring for our opening contest here at Glory…
Mr. Ass vs Calvin Lumas
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Cameron, North Carolina… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… CALVIN LUMAS!
(“Ultranumb” plays as Calvin Lumas enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His Opponent…From Austin, Texas… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… MR ASS!
(“Assman” plays as Mr. Ass enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and we are underway here at Glory… Mr. Ass locks up with Calvin Lumas…
Rhino:They are battling for position…
Mark:Mr. Ass with a couple of shots to Calvin Lumas backing him up in the corner… Mr. Ass now sends Calvin Lumas off in to the farside…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Mr. Ass nails him with a clothesline… Mr. Ass goes for the cover 1……….2…….. Kickout by Calvin Lumas…
Rhino:Calvin Lumas gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mr. Ass kicks him in the midsection and nails him with a couple of shots across the back and now lifts him up in the air… Press Slam! No!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas raked the eyes of Mr. Ass…
Mark:Calvin Lumas sends Mr. Ass off in to the ropes… Mr. Ass comes off the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:Caught him right in the jaw with that dropkick…
Mark:Calvin Lumas covers Mr. Ass 1………..2………..Kickout by Mr. Ass…
Rhino:Mr. Ass is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Calvin Lumas now with a couple of shots to Mr. Ass and now hooks him up… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Drops him right on his face in to the mat…
Mark:Calvin Lumas with another cover 1…………….2………..Kickout by Mr. Ass…
Rhino:Mr. Ass is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Calvin Lumas scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas… Calvin Lumas is up on the middle rope… Leg Drop! Connects!
Rhino:Nice leg drop right there…
Mark:Calvin Lumas covers Mr. Ass 1………….2………..3… No! Mr. Ass got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Mr. Ass is now staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Here comes Calvin Lumas… Running Leg Lariat! No!
Rhino:Mr. Ass moved out of the way…
Mark:Calvin Lumas now staggers back up on to his feet… Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:He dropped him right on the back of his head…
Mark:Mr. Ass now picks up Calvin Lumas… Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Big time suplex right there…
Mark:Mr. Ass covers Calvin Lumas 1…………….2…………..3…….NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Mr. Ass now with a couple of shots to Calvin Lumas and now sends him off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Mr. Ass has him lined up…
Mark:Mr. Ass charges… Big Splash! Connects!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Mr. Ass kicks him in the midsection… FAMEASSER! NO!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas moved out of the way…
Mark:Calvin Lumas spins Mr. Ass around… IMPACT!
Rhino:He hit it right there…
Mark:Calvin Lumas hooks the leg 1……………2………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CALVIN LUMAS!
Rhino:Calvin Lumas pulls out the victory tonight over Mr. Ass…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see William McConnell put the EWA Total Impact Championship on the line against Demon Child…
Rhino:It will be Demon Child’s last match up ever…
Mark:Right now EWA Reporter Kent Richardson is standing by with a Special Guest… Kent…
Kent:Joining me right now is the man who makes history tonight, please welcome the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Damien Sandow! Mr. Sandow, how are you?
Sandow:How am I? Is that the type of question you are going to ask someone with my intelligence on a day like this? How dare you waste my time asking me such nonsense as How are you?
Kent:Im sorry Damien.
Sandow:That’s Mr. Sandow.
Kent:Sorry, Mr. Sandow.
Sandow:Much better. Now, what are you going to ask me?
Kent:Thoughts heading in to the match up tonight?
Sandow:That sir, was an improper phrasing of a question. Therefore, I shall not answer it. I will however, make this statement. Tonight, here at the “Linc”, Your’s Truly, The Intellectual Savior of the Masses, will accomplish something that these people here in Philadelphia will never get to experience. As I, Damien Sandow will leave this building as a champion. You could say, to this Philadelphia Crowd, I am Peyton Manning and Omega is Michael Vick. I am a winner and well, Mr. Omega is nothing more than one of those…
(In Walks Omega)
Omega:What Did You Say?
Sandow:I was just about to say that…
Mark:Omega just grabbed Sandow by the neck!
Sandow:SECURITY!
Rhino:Damien Sandow is screaming for Security…
Mark:Security has just separated Omega and Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Looks like things are getting intense as we get set for their Hell in a Cell battle tonight…
Mark:It does indeed look like that… As we now get set for our next contest…
Extreme Rules
CM Punk vs Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:This Next Contest is the EXTREME RULES Match… Introducing First…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 218 Pounds… CM PUNK!
(“Cult Of Personality” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent…From The Slaughter House… And now residing in the EWA Offices in Altanta,Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:CM Punk attacks Lone Jobber as the bell sounds…
Rhino:CM Punk wasn’t wasting any time…
Mark:CM Punk with forearm shots to Lone Jobber and now backs him up in to the ropes and nails him with a clothesline sending him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:CM Punk charges and dives through the ropes right on to Lone Jobber on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Nice dive right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber has been caught off guard by CM Punk… As CM Punk now grabs Lone Jobber and rams him head first in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is spinning around dazed…
Mark:CM Punk nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:CM Punk is now looking under the ring for something…
Mark:Looks like he is pulling out a singapore cane….
Rhino:He is looking to do some damage with that cane…
Mark:CM Punk lines up Lone Jobber and he nails him right across the back with the singapore cane…
Rhino:CM Punk isnt done…
Mark:CM Punk nails him right across the back once again with that singapore cane…
Rhino:CM Punk throws Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet… CM Punk scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:CM Punk is heading up on to the top rope with singapore cane in hand…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers back up on to his feet… CM Punk comes off the top rope… Countered by Lone Jobber as he nailed CM Punk right in the midsection with a hard shot as he came off the top rope…
Rhino:That stopped him in his tracks…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs the singapore cane and he nails CM Punk right across the back with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Lone Jobber isnt done…
Mark:Russian Leg Sweep! With the singapore cane…
Rhino:Caught him good right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber now spreads CM Punk’s legs wide open and nails him downstairs with the singapore cane!
Rhino:Ouch!
Mark:Someone is going to be speaking at a higher pitch after that shot…
Rhino:Speaking… Singing… That has to hurt right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber nails him in between the legs a second time!
Rhino:Ouch!
Mark:Lone Jobber smirks as he now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Looks like Lone Jobber has himself a steel chair…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now wedging the chair in between the turnbuckles…
Rhino:This wont be good for CM Punk…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs CM Punk by the head and now throws him head first in to the steel chair…
Rhino:CM Punk has to be a little dazed after that shot…
Mark:Lone Jobber now grabs him by the head… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:CM Punk is in trouble…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers CM Punk 1……………….2………………Kickout by CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber lines him up… Low Card Kick!
Rhino:Lone Jobber connected with that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers CM Punk 1…………….2……………Kickout again by CM Punk…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now unwedging the chair…
Mark:CM Punk is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has the chair in position…
Mark:HERTIAGE! ON THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers CM Punk 1………………..2…………….3…No!
Rhino:CM Punk was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now heading to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Looks like Lone Jobber is bringing a table in to this match up…
Mark:CM Punk is only really crawling around right now…
Rhino:The table has been setup…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now laying CM Punk out on the table…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:This is where Lone Jobber is taking a big chance…
Rhino:We shall see if it pays off…
Mark:Wait a Minute!
Rhino:That’s…
Mark:Its Colt Cabana! And Colt Cabana just shoved Lone Jobber off the top rope and through the table…
Rhino:That was CM Punk’s ace in the hold… Colt Cabana…
Mark:CM Punk is now crawling on top of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:It cant end this way…
Mark:CM Punk with the cover 1…………………2…………………..3…………… ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got his shoulder up…
Mark:You have CM Punk and Colt Cabana talking over strategy…
Rhino:This has now basically become a Two on One Handicap Match…
Mark:Colt Cabana holds up Lone Jobber… Roundhouse Kick! Connects!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:CM Punk hooks the leg 1…………………2……………….3…………..NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber kicked out again…
Mark:CM Punk is now telling Colt Cabana to hold him up again…
Rhino:CM Punk has the singapore cane…
Mark:This is going to be it right now…
Rhino:CM Punk lines him up…
Mark:SINGAPORE CANE SHOT! DUCKED!
Rhino:CM Punk hit Colt Cabana…
Mark:That planned backfired…
Rhino:Here comes CM Punk…
Mark:Lone Jobber shoves CM Punk right in to Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is dazed…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:That knocked Colt Cabana out of the ring…
Mark:CM Punk is now spinning around…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit it…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1…………………2………………3… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just picked up the victory here tonight at Glory…
Mark:We know that Lone Jobber wasn’t happy with his spot on the card… But he was able to get the victory tonight…
Rhino:A win is a win anyway you can taking it here in the EWA and a win tonight was impressive for him tonight especially with what happened with Colt Cabana…
Mark:This is very true… As we now get set for our next contest…
Big Daddy Ace & Triple H vs Subway and Jack Swagger
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Tag Team Match set for one fall… Introducing first… The Team of JACK SWAGGER and SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway and Jack Swagger enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents…First… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 247 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“Absolute Zero” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From Greenwich, CT… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The Game… TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Wheres Triple H?
Mark:You can see Big Daddy Ace is concerned as he doesn’t see his tag team partner…
Rhino:Where could he be?
Mark:Wait I am being told our cameras just found Triple H…
Rhino:Theres the Henchmen…
Mark:The Henchmen just ran away from the scene of the crime as Triple H has been laid out backstage…
Rhino:I dont think Triple H is going to be able to compete in this match up…
Mark:You can see his shirt has been torn apart and he doesn’t look to be in good shape…
Rhino:EWA Doctors are going to check on him…
Mark:Looks like this is now a handicap match…
Rhino:This wont be good for Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:The Takeover and their henchmen have struck again… As Big Daddy Ace now starts things out with Jack Swagger…
Rhino:Look at Big Daddy Ace go…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace nails Jack Swagger with rights and lefts backing him up in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace sends Jack Swagger for a ride… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Here comes Subway…
Mark:Subway gets nailed with a Back Body Drop!
Rhino:One for each of them…
Mark:Subway rolls out of the ring as Jack Swagger gets back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace with a couple of shots and now backs him up in to the corner… Big Daddy Ace with a couple of hard elbows right to the side of the head of Jack Swagger…
Rhino:He is connecting with those elbows…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now pulls him out of the corner… Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Nice Suplex…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Jack Swagger 1……………..2……………..Kickout by Jack Swagger…
Rhino:Jack Swagger is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes behind him… German Suplex! With a Bridge! 1…………………..2…………. Subway comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Jack Swagger is trying to crawl to the corner to make the tag…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace pulls him away from the corner and now grabs him by the legs… Slingshot! In to the corner…
Rhino:Jack Swagger is staggering around…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks him again… German Release Suplex!
Rhino:That suplex sent him half way across the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Jack Swagger 1……………….2…………3..No! Jack Swagger got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is holding his own right now…
Mark:Jack Swagger is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is planning his next move…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a couple of right hands and now whips Jack Swagger off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Blind Tag!
Mark:Big Daddy Ace ducks his head… Jack Swagger puts on the breaks and kicks Big Daddy Ace right in the head…
Rhino:Here comes Subway…
Mark:Subway charges and nails him with a running elbow!
Rhino:He caught him right in the head with the point of the elbow…
Mark:Subway now mounts Big Daddy Ace and is grinding his elbow right in to the head of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:He isnt done…
Mark:Hard shots with the point of the elbow right to the forehead of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to get back up…
Mark:Subway hooks him up… Swinging Neckbreaker! Subway now goes for the cover 1……………….2……….. Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Rhino:Subway is now bringing Big Daddy Ace to the corner…
Mark:Subway tags in Jack Swagger…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:Double Suplex! By Swagger and Subway…
Rhino:Nice double team move right there…
Mark:Jack Swagger covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………..2…………… Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Jack Swagger is now pulling Big Daddy Ace back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jack Swagger hooks up Big Daddy Ace… Gutwrench Suplex!
Rhino:Nice move there…
Mark:Jack Swagger tags in Subway…
Rhino:Subway is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Big Elbow! Right in to the chest of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble here…
Mark:Subway covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………….2………………3…….No!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got his shoulder up…
Mark:The tide has turned and Jack Swagger and Subway have taken control of this match up…
Rhino:The numbers game has caught up to Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:You can see Big Daddy Ace is looking over at the corner and there is no Triple H…
Rhino:This was suppose to be the first time they ever teamed and it hasnt happened because of the attack by the Takeover’s Henchmen…
Mark:Subway is now hooking up Big Daddy Ace… DOUBLE ARM DDT!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Subway covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………..2……………..3……..NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Very close nearfall right there…
Rhino:Subway just tagged in Jack Swagger…
Mark:Jack Swagger is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up…
Mark:Jack Swagger grabs Big Daddy Ace and now hooks him up… GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB!
Rhino:That’s it right there…
Mark:Jack Swagger covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………….2………………..3……… NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got his shoulder up…
Mark:So very close right there…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace still is in trouble…
Mark:Jack Swagger tags in Subway…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway lines up Big Daddy Ace… SUBLINE! NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace ducked the Subline…
Mark:Subway turns around… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace hit it…
Mark:Both men are down right now…
Rhino:Subway is crawling to his corner to make a tag…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has no one to tag…
Rhino:Or does he?
Mark:Triple H is staggering to the ring…
Rhino:He doesn’t seem to be one hundred percent…
Mark:EWA Officials are telling him not to go to the ring…
Rhino:He is pushing them away…
Mark:Triple H is coming to save his tag team partner…
Rhino:Jack Swagger gets the tag…
Mark:Jack Swagger pulls Big Daddy Ace away from the corner…
Rhino:Triple H is now standing on the corner ripped shirt and all…
Mark:Jack Swagger hooks up Big Daddy Ace…Gutwrench… No!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace fights out of it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace kicks him right in the back of the head…
Rhino:Triple H is screaming for Big Daddy Ace to make the tag…
Mark:The fans here in Philadelphia are getting behind Big Daddy Ace as he needs to make the tag to Triple H…
Rhino:Jack Swagger is crawling towards his corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is close to his corner…
Rhino:Subway is tagged in…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace dives… Triple H moves his hand!
Rhino:What the Hell?!?!
Mark:Triple H dropped off the apron…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is looking down at Triple H…
Mark:Triple H doesn’t seem hurt at all…
Rhino:No he doesn’t…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is puzzled…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace walks right in to a SUBLINE!
Rhino:Big time Subline there…
Mark:Subway covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………2………………..3…………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners SUBWAY and JACK SWAGGER!
Rhino:What the hell is up with Triple H?
Mark:Triple H is now getting in the ring and is standing over Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:The fans here in Philadelphia are stunned…
Mark:Triple H hooks up Big Daddy Ace… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Insult to injury right there by Triple H…
Mark:Triple H looks to be fine…
Rhino:But we saw the Takeover’s Henchmen leave him laying just before this match up started…
Mark:Triple H just told the crowd and Big Daddy Ace to Suck It!
Rhino:Someone needs to get to the bottom of this…
Mark:Triple H is being booed out of Lincoln Financial Field right now…
Rhino:Why would he do this to Big Daddy Ace?
Mark:I have no idea… We need answers…
Rhino:Will he actually answer the questions?
Mark:I am being told Kent Richardson is waiting for Triple H to come backstage…
Rhino:Hopefully he will get to the bottom of this…
Mark:Being told Kent has Triple H… Kent…
Kent:Triple H… Triple H…
HHH:What?
Kent:What did you just do out there?
HHH:What did I just do? Better question… Why did I do it?
Kent:Well why?
HHH:You wanna know why…Just wait… You will see why…
Kent:What does that mean?
Rhino:Triple H is walking away…
Kent:Guys back to you…
Mark:I have no idea what has happened to Triple H…
Rhino:We need answers…
Mark:Not just us… Big Daddy Ace is going to want answers from Triple H as well…
Rhino:Well that’s for damn sure…
Mark:But for now I suppose we arent going to get any answers… We need to get back to the ring for our next contest here at Glory…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
William McConnell(c) vs Demon Child
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing First… The Challenger…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD!
(“Remember The Name” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion…WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“Giving In” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:Demon Child says that tonight Win, Lose or Draw will be his final match up here in the EWA…
Rhino:His goal is to leave the EWA with the EWA Total Impact Championship leaving the EWA without a Total Impact Champion…
Mark:The bell sounds and we are underway…William McConnell locks up with Demon Child… Demon Child goes behind William McConnell… William McConnell goes behind Demon Child and now takes him off of his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell with a nice wrestling take down…
Mark:Elbow right to the back of the neck of Demon Child by William McConnell… William McConnell now puts the boots right to Demon Child…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Demon Child is crawling to the ropes and is trying to get back up on to his feet…. William McConnell just slapped him right across the face…
Rhino:That just fired up Demon Child…
Mark:Demon Child swings… William McConnell ducks the right hand and now spins Demon Child around… Belly to Back Suplex by William McConnell…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:William McConnell now grabs Demon Child by the legs…
Rhino:He is dragging him to the corner…
Mark:William McConnell slides out of the ring…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Demon Child…
Mark:William McConnell goes to crotch Demon Child in to the ring post but Demon Child kicks him off knocking William McConnell back in to the guard rail…
Rhino:William McConnell’s head just bounced right off the guardrail…
Mark:Demon Child now grabs William McConnell… Suplex right on to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:William McConnell is now laid out on the guardrail…
Mark:Demon Child has a steel chair…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Demon Child nails William McConnell with the chair knocking him right in to the guardrail…
Rhino:That had to hurt the ribs of William McConnell…
Mark:One more shot by Demon Child…
Rhino:William McConnell fell off the guardrail after that second one…
Mark:You can see he is holding on to his ribs right now…
Rhino:Demon Child just rolled him back in to the ring…
Mark:Demon Child is bringing the chair in to the ring with him…
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Gutbuster! By Demon Child…
Rhino:More damage to the ribs of William McConnell…
Mark:Demon Child is now hooking up William McConnell in the center of the ring… Boston Crab!
Rhino:This is a bad position for William McConnell to be in right now…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion is struggling to get to the ropes…
Rhino:You can see his trying to crawl his way there…
Mark:Demon Child is sitting far down on the back of William McConnell…
Rhino:William McConnell is getting close to the ropes…
Mark:William McConnell looks to be inches away…
Rhino:Demon Child is trying to stop him…
Mark:William McConnell reaches out and is able to get to the bottom rope…
Rhino:The damage was done right there after that Boston Crab…
Mark:William McConnell is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is holding on to his midsection…
Mark:Demon Child has the chair and rams it right in to the midsection of William McConnell…
Rhino:Ouch!
Mark:Demon Child one more time nails William McConnell in the ribs with the Steel Chair!
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is in trouble right here…
Mark:Demon Child now drags him to the center of the ring…
Rhino:This could be it for William McConnell…
Mark:Boston Crab!
Rhino:He has it locked in once again…
Mark:William McConnell is now struggling once again…
Rhino:There has been so much damage to the ribs of the EWA Total Impact Champion I am not sure if he is going to have the strength to get to the ropes…
Mark:William McConnell is making the crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:He is getting there slowly…
Mark:William McConnell has stopped moving…
Rhino:The referee is asking him if he wants to give it up…
Mark:William McConnell is saying no…
Rhino:He is now struggling to get to the ropes…
Mark:Demon Child wants to leave the EWA as the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:That would be the greatest moment of his career…
Mark:William McConnell has once again stopped and now he is checking on William McConnell… As he lifts up his arm…
Rhino:The arm goes down…
Mark:The referee lifts up the arm a second time…
Rhino:One more time and Demon Child is leaving here as the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:The arm goes up and it stays up as William McConnell is crawling towards the ropes…
Rhino:He has one last burst of energy…
Mark:William McConnell is able to get to the ropes…
Rhino:So much damage has been done to the ribs of William McConnell…
Mark:Demon Child is now placing the chair in the center of the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to get to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child is looking to put him away right here… DEMON DROP! NO!
Rhino:William McConnell blocks it…
Mark:William McConnell shoves Demon Child off in to the corner…
Rhino:Demon Child is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:SUPERKICK!
Rhino:He caught him good with that kick…
Mark:Demon Child staggers right back up on to his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell grabs the steel chair…
Mark:STEEL CHAIR SHOT!
Rhino:He nailed him right in the head with that Steel Chair!
Mark:That was a hell of a chair shot by the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:William McConnell is still holding on to his ribs…
Mark:William McConnell is now pulling Demon Child up on to his feet…
Rhino:Headbutt!
Mark:Demon Child just headbutted William McConnell right in to the ribs…
Rhino:Demon Child is now up on his feet…
Mark:Demon Child picks up the chair…
Rhino:Here comes Demon Child…
Mark:Demon Child charges and William McConnell kicks the chair back in to the face of Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child is dazed…
Mark:William McConnell hooks him up… DUAL SHOCK!
Rhino:He hit it…
Mark:Look at this transition…
Rhino:He has him hooked…
Mark:BITTER END!
Rhino:What a transition by William McConnell….
Mark:He has Demon Child locked in the center of the ring…
Rhino:There is no place for Demon Child to go…
Mark:Demon Child is trying to move…
Rhino:He has no where to move…
Mark:The referee asks Demon Child is he wants to quit…
Rhino:Demon Child isnt answering…
Mark:Now he does… Demon Child Says I QUIT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion… WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:William McConnell is still the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Over one year ago William McConnell left the EWA with a championship… One year later… William McConnell KEEPS a championship still in the EWA…
Rhino:And now… The career of Demon Child is over…
Mark:Demon Child on his last night in the EWA uttered the words… I Quit and its fitting…As he is no longer a member of the EWA…
Rhino:Demon Child has had one of the most unique careers in the EWA…
Mark:I suppose unique is a good way to put it…
Rhino:Im not sure how else to really put it…
Mark:But Demon Child is no longer part of the EWA…
Rhino:And listen to the fans here in Philadelphia…
Mark:They are singing him out of the EWA…
Rhino:Demon Child is no longer a member of this company…
Mark:And the fans seem to be happy about it…
Rhino:Its an end of an era…
Mark:Who would have thought it would have come down to this…
Rhino:I know I sure didn’t think it would…
Mark:But here we are… Saying So Long to Demon Child…
Rhino:What a strange… Strange world we live in now adays…
Mark:That’s for damn sure… Switching gears now Rhino.. You know what time it is…
Rhino:Oh yes I do…
Mark:It is time for HELL IN A CELL for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:The cell is being lowered around the ring…
Mark:And we are now set for what should be one hell of a Main Event with Two Guys who we would never would think a year ago would be in this position… Lets get to the ring for the introductions…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Hell in a Cell Match
Damien Sandow(c) vs Omega
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall and is the HELL IN A CELL MATCH for the EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first… The Challenger….From Washington, DC… Weighing in at 444 Pounds… OMEGA!
(“Hail Mary” plays as Omega enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Palo Alto, California… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… DAMIEN SANDOW!
(“Aleluya De El Mesias” plays as Damien Sandow enters the arena…)
Mark:The Main Event is set… We have Damien Sandow locked inside the Cell with Omega…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is walking over to the Cell Door and is asking the referee to unlock it…
Mark:The referee is saying no…
Rhino:I think Damien Sandow is having second thoughts about being locked in the cell with Omega…
Mark:That confidence is wearing off… As Omega is going out after Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is now running away from Omega…
Mark:Omega has been looking for retribution on Damien Sandow since Damien Sandow cost him his chance at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship a few months ago…
Rhino:Omega is chasing Damien Sandow around the ring…
Mark:Damien Sandow rolls back in to the ring and Omega goes in after him and Damien Sandow is putting the boots right to Omega…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is doing whatever he can to gain an advantage right here…
Mark:Omega is in the ropes and is getting back up on to his feet… Damien Sandow with a couple of chops to the chest of Omega…
Rhino:They didn’t have much of an effect…
Mark:Omega grabs the arms of Damien Sandow and is just over powering the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:You can see that Damien Sandow is trapped in the grip of Omega…
Mark:Omega now tosses him in to the corner… Omega with rights and lefts to the midsection of Damien Sandow and now whips him in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Omega lifts him up in the air… Press Slam!
Rhino:Damien Sandow crashes right in to the canvas…
Mark:Omega covers Damien Sandow 1………..2……… Kickout by Damien Sandow…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Damien Sandow needs a breather…
Rhino:There is no where for him to go…
Mark:Omega slides out the other side of the ring and he catches him with a hard clothesline!
Rhino:He caught him good right there…
Mark:Damien Sandow gets up on to his feet and Omega drives him back first in to the cell wall!
Rhino:Damien Sandow is hurting…
Mark:One more time Omega drives him back in to the cell wall…
Rhino:Look at the power being shown by the Number One Contender…
Mark:Omega now grabs Damien Sandow by the throat and throws him right in to the cell…
Rhino:Right now Omega is manhandling Damien Sandow…
Mark:Omega grabs Damien Sandow and tosses him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Omega is now grabbing a steel chair from underneath the ring…
Mark:Damien Sandow is backing up in to the corner…
Rhino:He is begging Omega to stop…
Mark:Omega drops the chair and reaches down for Damien Sandow and Damien Sandow pokes him right in the eye…
Rhino:He went for the injured eye…
Mark:Omega says he is partially blind in that eye after the screw driver incident back inside the chamber last month…
Rhino:Damien Sandow now grabs the steel chair…
Mark:Damien Sandow swings the chair right in to the leg of Omega…
Rhino:Smart move right there…
Mark:Damien Sandow is chopping down Omega with shot after shot to the legs with the steel chair…
Rhino:He has him down on his knees after like four shots…
Mark:Damien Sandow now charges and knees Omega right in the face…
Rhino:That was a hell of a knee right to the face of Omega…
Mark:Damien Sandow covers Omega 1………………2………..Kickout by Omega…
Rhino:Omega is getting back up on to is feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow picks up the chair again and swings it right in to the right leg of Omega taking him back down to one knee…
Rhino:Damien Sandow now drops the chair…
Mark:Russian Leg Sweep! Right in to the Steel Chair by the Intellectual Savior of the Masses… Damien Sandow covers Omega 1……………….2……………. Kickout by Omega once again…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is now trying to figure out his next move to keep the big man off of his feet…
Mark:Omega is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Damien Sandow has the chair…
Mark:Damien Sandow charges… Omega ducks and back drops The EWA World Heavyweight Champion over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:Damien Sandow hit the floor hard…
Mark:The chair fell on top of him as he hit the floor too…
Rhino:That probably didn’t feel good…
Mark:Omega heads to the outside of the ring and is limping around…
Rhino:The damage has been done to his leg…
Mark:Omega now picks up Damien Sandow and launches him headfirst in to the Steel!
Rhino:Damien Sandow is busted wide open!
Mark:This is not good for the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Omega picks him up again…
Mark:Omega now grinds the face of Damien Sandow right in to the steel…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is bleeding really good now…
Mark:Omega is smirring Damien Sandow’s blood on his own chest…
Rhino:You can see Omega is enjoying see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion bleed right now…
Mark:Omega picks him up one more time and he launches him in to the cell wall…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is in a lot of trouble right now…
Mark:Omega tosses him back in to the ring…
Rhino:It seems like the challenger is ready to finish off the EWA World Heavyweight Champion right here and now…
Mark:Omega is now grabbing Damien Sandow by the throat… CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Damien Sandow has been driven right in to the canvas…
Mark:Omega covers Damien Sandow 1……………….2…………….3…….NO!
Rhino:Damien Sandow was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Omega is now on the outside and is bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:This wont be good for Damien Sandow…
Mark:The table has been setup as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion struggles to get back up on to his feet right now…
Rhino:Omega is looking to leave Glory as the New EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Damien Sandow is up on his feet… Omega sets him up… POWERBOMB! NO! DDT THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:What a counter by Damien Sandow…
Mark:It was the move that probably just saved his EWA World Heavyweight Championship for the moment…
Rhino:Damien Sandow has his arm on top of Omega…
Mark:Heres the count 1………………..2…………….3……NO!
Rhino:Omega was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Omega barely got his shoulder up…
Rhino:A Bloody EWA World Heavyweight Champion is getting up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow is now picking up Omega…
Rhino:What is he going to do here?
Mark:Damien Sandow hooks him up… TERMINUS!
Rhino:Damien Sandow hit it…
Mark:Damien Sandow hooks the leg 1………………2……………..3…………NO!
Rhino:Omega was able to get his shoulder up at the last second…
Mark:Damien Sandow has gone to the outside and is bringing another chair in to the ring…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is looking to knock out Omega with a chair shot…
Mark:Omega is limping back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is screaming at Omega to turn around…
Mark:Omega turns around… Damien Sandow swings and Omega Punches The Chair Back in to the Face of Damien Sandow!
Rhino:That could have been the knockout punch right there…
Mark:Omega saw it coming and Damien Sandow is out cold…
Rhino:We are seconds away from a new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Omega covers Damien Sandow 1……………….2………………….3………………NO!
Rhino:Damien Sandow got his shoulder up…
Mark:So very close right there…
Rhino:These two men are giving it everything they could possibly give inside this Cell and its all for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Omega is now looking to finish off Damien Sandow once and for all right now…
Rhino:A bloody Damien Sandow is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Omega sets him up…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:Oh No!
Mark:The lights here at the Linc have gone out…
Rhino:What the hell is happening…
(Lights Turn On)
Mark:Its The Henchmen!
Rhino:Its a three on one attack right now…
Mark:The three henchmen are beating down Omega…
Rhino:Damn It! This was a good match and these three men are ruining it…
Mark:The henchmen broke in to the Cell and are now picking up Omega… TRIPLE POWERBOMB!
Rhino:The Henchmen have laid out Omega…
Mark:Damien Sandow is now crawling on top of Omega as the referee makes the count 1………………..2……………….3…… ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Omega Kicked Out!
Mark:The Henchmen cant believe it…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:Not again…
Mark:We have lost control…
Rhino:Yes we have…
(Lights Turn On)
Mark:A fourth henchmen is in the ring…
Rhino:How many men will it take?
Mark:Three of the Henchmen are holding up Omega for the fourth man…
Rhino:What are they going to do here?
Mark:The fourth henchmen hooks him with a Double Underhook and they all drive Omega right in to the mat with a…
Rhino:Wait… Was that?
Mark:I think…
Rhino:Are you kidding me…
Mark:The henchmen turn Omega over and Damien Sandow covers Omega 1…………………2…………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… DAMIEN SANDOW!
Rhino:The Takeover’s Henchmen have helped Damien Sandow retain the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:These four men are now standing over Omega…
Rhino:I really hope they are proud of themselves…
Mark:One of these men is taking off their hood…
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Mark:ITS TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Is Triple H behind the Takeover?
Mark:I dont know…
Rhino:How is this even possible?
Mark:The fans here are livid…
Rhino:Omega is left laying thanks to Triple H…
Mark:Here comes Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace wants some answers…
Mark:The three henchmen are attacking Big Daddy Ace before he can get to Triple H…
Rhino:Its a three on one beatdown of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:I cant believe what we are seeing here…
Rhino:The henchmen have Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:TRIPLE POWERBOMB!
Rhino:This is unthinkable…
Mark:Triple H and The Henchmen are standing over the fallen bodies of both Omega and Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:This is a moment we will never forget…
Mark:Is Triple H Behind The Takeover? We have got to go… This is Glory… Good Night Everyone!
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