Executioner
Mark:Welcome everyone to EXECUTIONER… Live from the Fleet Center… In Boston Mass… Welcome to the big show eh Rhino…
Rhino:The home of the big time players… Is the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… And I am one of the biggest…
Mark:Well tonight what a HUGE Main Event we have for you… It will be Jay Mack… The eWa World Heavyweight Champion… Defending his World Title… Against the former Champion Triple H… In a HELL IN A CELL… TLC RULES MATCH…
Rhino:That match will be a match of the year canidate… Cause both men plan to turn it up a notch tonight… And all week long its been the same way… Between the two…
Mark:Well yes it has… Also we have an I Quit Match up between Y2J and Lone Jobber for the eWa Championship…
Rhino:That will be a sight… Just as Demon Child gets his ass whooped by Omega tonight…
Mark:Well the ring has already been set up for it… So lets go to the Barbed Wire Table Match…
Barbed Wire Table Match
New Jack vs Tommy Dreamer
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening match up is a BARBED WIRE TABLE MATCH… Introducing first… From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 236 Pounds… NEW JACK…
(New Jack’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… TOMMY DREAMER…
(Dreamer’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well here we go…
Rhino:Both men are ECW Veterans…. So this shouldnt be out of the ordinary for them…
Mark:No it shouldnt… Tommy Dreamer charges at New Jack… New Jack back body drops Tommy Dreamer now… Tommy Dreamer gets back up… And New Jack drops him face first on to the barbed wire…
Rhino:Thats gonna leave a mark on Tommy Dreamer…
Mark:New Jack now sends him off in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:Dreamers back is hurting now… As the Barbed Wire stings him right in the back…
Mark:New Jack now slides to the outside…
Rhino:Hes looking for a table now Mark…
Mark:New Jack sets up a table in the ring near the corner… Piledriver by New Jack…
Rhino:Dreamer is now laid out on the table…
Mark:New Jack heads up to the top rope… BIG 450 Splash… Right on to Tommy Dreamer and this match up is over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… NEW JACK…
Rhino:Dreamer just didnt have it tonight…
Mark:No he did not… But as they change the ring back over now… We would like to tell you that… The eWa Website is up and running… And has loads of information on the fed… Plus columns done by some of the superstars of the eWa… And also Interviews will be up in the near future… So check out the eWa Zone today… Lets now head back to the ring…
Goldberg vs Sabu
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall…
Rhino:What in the Hell…
Mark:Goldberg is being attack by The Outkasts…
Rhino:Jericho and Jay Mack are taking out Goldberg…
Mark:Jay Mack and Jericho are draging Goldberg out to the ring…
Rhino:Why in the hell are they doing this… I though Jay and Goldberg were friends…
Mark:Guess not… Sabu is now in the ring… Moonsault on to Goldberg…
Rhino:Jericho and Jay are leaving the ring now…
Mark:The Ref begins his count… 1……………………2………………..3…………..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SABU…
Rhino:Sabu is the lucky one… As Goldberg and Y2J took care of some business tonight on Goldberg…
Mark:I dont think Goldberg will ever be the same… Well they are helping Goldberg to the back… Its time for our first Title match of the evening…
eWa X Championship Match
Omega(c) vs Demon Child
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa X Championship… Introducing first the Challenger… From Kennewick, Wa… Weighing in at 198 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(Demon’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 411 Pounds… The eWa X Champion… OMEGA…
(“If I die before I should wake” hits as Omega walks to the ring…)
Rhino:God Rest Demon Childs sole… Cause Omega is gonna kill this man…
Mark:I believe so… Demon Child gets up to the chest of Omega… And looks like he is gonna slap Omega…
Rhino:Yeah I dont think I would slap him if I was Demon Child…
Mark:Omega grabs his arm and now hip tosses Demon Child to the ground… The Big Nasty Bastard as he is called… Puts the big boots right to the gut of Demon Child…
Rhino:As Stone Cold would do… Hes stomping a mudhole in his ass and walking it dry…
Mark:Omega now grabs Demon Child by the neck and throws him in to the corner… Big Knees in the corner and it seems he is crushing the insides of Demon Child…
Rhino:Well I guess there is going to be a hospital room waiting for Demon Child… Cause he is gonna need one… Real Bad…
Mark:Omega now sets him up on the top rope… And now has him by the neck… CHOKESLAM by Omega off the top rope… And he hit the mat very very hard…
Rhino:Yes he sure did Mark…
Mark:Omega now sends him off in to the ropes… Running DDT by Omega… And has laid him out in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Omega is climbing the top turnbuckle…
Mark:FROG SPLASH BY OMEGA… Right in to the middle of the ring…
Rhino:I can safely say… This is just about over…
Mark:Omega scoops him up and drills him in to the mat… With the screwdriver…
Rhino:Omega I think should just end it right here and now…
Mark:But you know Omega… Hes not done… Omega scoops him up… TOMBSTONE by Omega… And he now does the old Undertaker type pin on Demon Child… 1…………………..2…………….3……..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa X Champion… OMEGA…
Rhino:I think we need to get some help for Demon Child…
Mark:The medics are on their way to the ring and are now helping Demon Child to the back… After that brutal match up… Lets get back to the ring for more action…
Lance Storm vs Edge
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for One fall… Introducing first… From Calgary, Alberta Canada… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… LANCE STORM…
(“Serious” hits as Lance Storm makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… EDGE…
(“Never gonna stop” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well here we go… Lance Storm and Edge lock up in the center of the ring…
(“The Game” Plays as Triple H storms to the ring…)
Mark:The Game… Is out…
Rhino:And he has a sledgehammer in his hand…
Mark:Triple H now strikes Lance Storm right in the gut with one shot… And nails him in the head with another shot…
Rhino:The Game is in a pissed off mood… And he though looks focused…
Mark:Edge now goes after The Game… Big Shot by Triple H with the sledgehammer… PEDIGREE by The Game…
Rhino:Triple H has laid out both Edge and Lance Storm…
Mark:What else is possible tonight… We have seen so much… And still more to come… Lets get back to the ring…
eWa Tag Team Title Elimination Match
Dragon & Prodigy(c) vs The Rock & Hulk Hogan vs Jeremy Mack & Beaver Boy
Pa Announcer:This next match is an elimination match… For the eWa Tag Team Championship…Introducing first… The Challengers… Weighing in at a total combined weight of 401 Pounds… JEREMY MACK & BEAVER BOY…
(Jeremy’s theme hits as they make their way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at 555 Pounds… THE ROCK & HULK HOGAN…
(“Cookin” hits as they make their way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponents… Weighing in at 707 Pounds… The eWa Tag Team Champions… DRAGON & PRODIGY…
(D&P’s theme hits as they make their way out…)
Mark:Oh My God…
Rhino:What?
Mark:Dragon just went down as he came off the rampway…
Rhino:Hes holding his knee…
Mark:This cant be good for the Tag Team Champions…
Rhino:Dragon is also the eWa Television Champion…
Mark:Well from behind Beaver Boy attacks the Peoples Champion…
Rhino:They are now helping Prodigy to the back right now…
Mark:I have been told… Dragon & Prodigy have been eliminated from this match up…
Rhino:Thats a damn shame…
Mark:Hopefully we will get a word on his condition later on tonight… Meanwhile The Rock just scores with the samoan drop on Beaver Boy…
Rhino:The Rock now makes the tag to Hulk Hogan…
Mark:Hogan comes in and is clearing house on Beaver Boy… Beaver Boy gets clothesline by The Hulkster… Hogan scoops up Jeremy Mack… And slams him down to the canvas as he enters the ring…
Rhino:Hulkamania is runnin wild… At the moment…
Mark:The Rock is back in the ring and sends Beaver Boy in to the corner… Beaver Boy ducks a clothesline…
Rhino:He now makes the tag to Jeremy Mack…
Mark:From Behind Jeremy nails The Rock with a clothesline… Jeremy Mack hooks up the Peoples Champion… And nails him with a sitdown Powerbomb… Cover 1……………………2……………. Hogan breaks it up…
Rhino:Close one their…
Mark:Beaver Boy just nailed Hogan right in the knee with a dropkick…
Rhino:Beaver Boy is now on the top rope as well…
Mark:The Rock though is nailing Jeremy Mack with right hands… Dropkick off the top rope by Beaver Boy right in the back of the head…
Rhino:Nice shot by Beaver Boy…
Mark:Small Package by Jeremy Mack… 1…………..2………………3………..
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW eWa Tag Team Champions… JEREMY MACK & BEAVER BOY…
Rhino:What an upset… Beaver Boy and Jeremy Mack are the eWa Tag Team Champions…
Mark:WOW… I am shocked as hell… But we gotta head back to the ring… For our next match…
Winner Receives any title shot
Shawn Michaels vs “Pskyo Boy” William McConnell
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid… SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His Opponent… From Evansville, In… Weighing in at 256 Pounds… Pskyo Boy… WILLIAM McConnell…
(“Party Hard” Hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well here we go… Michaels and Pskyo Boy lock it up in the center of the ring… Michaels with a side headlock to Pskyo Boy… Pskyo Boy pushes him off in to the ropes… Michaels leaps over pskyo… And he comes back and gets nailed with a back body drop…
Rhino:Michaels flew high up in the air on that one…
Mark:Pskyo Boy nails HBK with a dropkick…
Rhino:The Boy toy needs to regroup now on the outside…
Mark:And thats exactly what Shawn is doing… Getting his thoughts together now…
Rhino:Smart move by the man with the experience as HBK…
Mark:Michaels now gets back in the ring and nails Pskyo with a straight jab… Michaels takes control as he whips him in to the ropes… And nails him with a clothesline as he comes off of the ropes… Michaels drops a quick elbow… And goes for a cover 1……………..2………….. Kickout by Pskyo Boy…
Rhino:Michaels is setting this pace to be a wrestling match… Which is what Michaels wants it to be…
Mark:Michaels now grabs the arm of Pskyo Boy and has him in an arm bar submission… William turns it around… And has a hammerlock on HBK… Michaels drops to one knee and snapmares him over… Quick cover by Michaels 1……………………..2…….. Kickout by Pskyo…
Rhino:I am impress so far…
Mark:Michaels now locks in the arm bar submission again… This time Pskyo grabs the ropes to break the hold… The Heartbreak Kid now grabs him with a hammerlock and slams him right down on his arm…
Rhino:Shawn is heading to the top rope…
Mark:William McConnell is back up… Goes for a double axe handle… Blocked by Pskyo Boy who nails him right in the ribs… With a straight clubing forearm…
Rhino:That took the wind out of HBK…
Mark:William McConnell is sending him in to the corner… Michaels comes back out and another back body drop by The Pskyo Boy… Pskyo Boy hooks him for a fishermans suplex… Cover 1………………..2………. Kickout by Michaels…
Rhino:Pskyo Boy just drop Michaels with an enzguri kick right to the back of the head…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid now is down and out…
Rhino:And Pskyo Boy is gonna take advantage…
Mark:Here it comes… The 10.0 Frog Splash… NO… Michaels rolled out of the way…
Rhino:Damn that could have been all…
Mark:Michaels is tuning up the band… Pskyo Boy is slowly back up… SWEET CHIN MUSIC by HBK… Cover 1…………………….2……………………..3……….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:Hard fought match… Could have gone either way…
Mark:Yes it could have… But now someone will say I QUIT… But Who?
eWa Championship “I Quit” Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs Chris Jericho
Pa Announcer:This next match is an I QUIT MATCH… And it is for the eWa Championship… Introducing first the Challenger… From Winnipeg, Ontario Canada… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… A member of the OutKasts… Y2J… CHRIS JERICHO…
(“Break Down” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From the Slaughter House… Weighing in at 198 Pounds… The eWa Champion… LONE JOBBER…
Mark:Here we go…
Rhino:One man will say I quit tonight… But Who…
Mark:I just said that…
Rhino:I know… I just thought it fit in…
Mark:Well anyhow… Jericho nails Jobber with a couple of right hands… Before backing him up in to the ropes with a couple of chops… Jericho sends him in for the ride… Jericho goes for a flying forearm… Jobber ducks out of the way…
Rhino:He hit the mat hard did Y2J…
Mark:Well Jobber now picks up Jericho and drops him face first right on the canvas… Jobber now taking Jericho in to the corner…
Rhino:He is tying him up in the tree of woe…
Mark:Boots by Lone Jobber… And he now comes off and nails him with a big dropkick right to the face…
Rhino:Thats gonna mess up his pretty boy face…
Mark:Lone Jobber asking the ref if he gives him… Jericho says Hell No…
Rhino:Why would he give it up there…
Mark:Lone Jobber reaches back and runs in and this time Jericho lifts his head up… And Jobber goes sliding in right in to the ring post…
Rhino:Higher Pitch tone from Jobber from here on out…
Mark:Jericho now gets him self out of the tree of woe… And is hammering in on Lone Jobber… Jericho now sends him in to the ropes… And he clips the knee right out from under Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Smart Smart move… Shades of the Nature Boy Ric Flair…
Mark:Jericho now applies the half crap to Lone Jobber… Jericho telling the ref to ask him… And Jobber keeps shaking his head no…
Rhino:Lone Jobber now gets to the ropes… But damage has been done…
Mark:Jericho now grabs his leg and drops all of his weight on it… Jericho tries again… But Jobber kicks him right in the back of the head… Lone Jobber scoops him up… GIMMICK… The Gimmick by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Jericho is laid out…
Mark:Arm bar by Lone Jobber… And he is telling the ref to ask him…
Rhino:Jericho says Hell No…
Mark:Jericho rolls it over in to a pin… So Lone Jobber breaks it up… Jericho sends Lone Jobber in to the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber reverses him in…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges and connects with a big splash… Jobber sends him off in to the other corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber charges again…
Mark:Jericho lifts him up over his head…
Rhino:Lone Jobbers head just smacked the ring post…
Mark:Jericho hooks him now for the walls of jericho…
Rhino:Will Lone Jobber quit…
Mark:Lone Jobber is starting to move his head now… The Ref just asked him…
Jobber:Uh… I… I… I… QUIT…
Mark:ITS OVER… Lone Jobber said I quit…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Champion… CHRIS JERICHO…
Rhino:I dont believe Lone Jobber quit…
Mark:That is something… Well before we go to the main event… Dragon has given up his TV Title… And him and Prodigy will now be out of action for the next couple of months… As Dragon recovers from his knee injury… Lets now head back to the ring… For our main event…
eWa World Title Hell in a Cell TLC Match
Jay Mack(c) vs Triple H
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a HELL IN A CELL TLC MATCH… For the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first the Challenger… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 246 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… A member of the Outkasts… The eWa Vice President and the eWa World Heavyweight Champion… The Real Deal… JAY MACK…
(“Click Click Boom” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Rhino:Three words… All out war…
Mark:Exactly… What this is gonna be…
Rhino:Two men that are hungry… Only one can be champion…
Mark:Triple H and Jay Mack staring up at the belt and now at each other… Here they go… The fist fight is on… Triple H takes control early as he now sends him in to the ropes… The Game goes for the big knee… Jay ducks the knee and nails Triple H with a couple of right hands to knock him back…
Rhino:The Game is backed up in to the ropes…
Mark:Jay with a big clothesline sending Triple H to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:The Game is flipping out on the outside… Throwing chairs around and in to the ring…
Mark:Jay just got to close to the ropes… Triple H trips him up and now the game rolls back in to the ring…
Rhino:The Game is nailing Jay Mack with right hands while he is on the ground…
Mark:The Game is waiting for Jay to get up… And he does and nails him with a chair shot…
Rhino:The Game does not want to wrestle now… He is just to pissed off…
Mark:Jay Mack gets back up again… And gets nailed with another shot by Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is now bringing in the lumber…
Mark:Triple H sets up the table… But gives Jay Mack a couple of chair shots to the back…
Rhino:The Game is setting Jay up for something…
Mark:Backbody Drop counter by Jay… And The Game now goes crashing through the table… He was looking for the powerbomb… But it was a no go… As Jay got the backdrop in…
Rhino:This is giving Jay time to gather his thoughts…
Mark:Jay drags Triple H out of the ring and throws him right in to the cell… Jay is dragging Triple H’s face in to the cell… And is busting him open…
Rhino:Jay is making the Game BLEED… And I like it…
Mark:Jay ddt’s Triple H on to a chair at ringside…
Rhino:Jay throws the ladder in to the ring…
Mark:Jay sets up the ladder… And is climbing up to get his gold…
Rhino:Triple H is back in the ring…
Mark:The Game pushes the ladder over and Jay goes crashing through a table around the ring…
Rhino:Now Triple H has time to gather his thoughts as Jay just went through the table…
Mark:Triple H now sets back up the ladder…
Rhino:He is taking advantage… And is going after the gold…
Mark:The Game now is almost there…
Rhino:Jay just threw a chair at Triple H…
Mark:That took his balance away… Jay rolls back in to the ring… And now powerbombs the Game off the ladder…
Rhino:Both men are out of it right now… In the ring…
Mark:Triple H and Jay both slowly back up… Fist are flying again between these two… Triple H drops to his knees… LOW BLOW by The Game…
Rhino:That caught Jay by surprise…
Mark:PEDIGREE by Triple H…
Rhino:That took all of his energy though… As he is now struggling to get to his feet…
Mark:Triple H now just through Jay right in to the corner… The ladder is set back up and he is now climbing up it…
Rhino:The Game is reaching for the gold…
Mark:Jay dropkicks the ladder and Triple H comes crashing down hard to the mat… Jay now has him up… REAL EFFECT… And The Game is down…
Rhino:But so is Jay Mack… Jay is trying to gain back his energy…
Mark:Triple H is moving towards the ladder as Jay has started up it… The Game is climbing as well…
Rhino:Fists are flying betwen the two now…
Mark:Right hand by Jay and it has knocked Triple H down a couple of rungs… JAY GRABS IT… Hes got hold of his gold… Jay has the gold… We have a winner…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa World Heavyweight Champion… JAY MACK…
Rhino:WOW WHAT A MATCH UP…
Mark:Jay just got a couple of more steps up on Triple H… And he keeps his gold…
Rhino:What a great match…
Mark:Both men face to face… And they are showing signs that they respect one another right now…
Rhino:No Hand Shake… No Hug… Just stares…
Mark:The Game knows Jay was the better man tonight… Now we gotta go… So Long Everyone…