Glory 2002
Mark:Welcome everyone to Madison Square Garden… And Welcome to eWa Glory… Our way to pay tribute to those lost last september… Tonight we plan on putting on some much action… That well… Prove why the Extreme Wrestling Alliance is still number one… As Always my partner in crime is Rhino…
Rhino:Yes that is I… Rhino…
Mark:And tonight we have an Extreme Death Match between Purgatory and Vertigo…
Rhino:That should be an interesting match… And a match that could be a showstealer…
Mark:Also tonight we will see the return of Jay Mack… As he steps in to the ring with Edge and Iceburg… Plus The Rock battles Shawn Michaels… Triple H battles Kane…
Rhino:And of course the main event Mark…
Mark:Cant forget about the Hell in a Cell Ladder Match between eWa Undisputed World Champions William “Psycronic” McConnell and eWa Television Champion Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Thats the match I really want to see…
Mark:But for now lets get the night started as we head to the ring…
Omega vs The Undertaker
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Death Valley… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… THE UNDERTAKER…
(“Deadman” hits as the Undertaker makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 411 Pounds… OMEGA…
(“Greatest of All time” hits as he makes his way down to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… The Undertaker and Omega going face to face…
Rhino:Its not often that The Undertaker is the smaller man in the ring…
Mark:I know its odd… But Omega is odd so that makes this match a little bit more special…
Rhino:Yeah I know… Hopefully these two will put on a good match…
Mark:The Undertaker nails Omega with a right hand… Omega nails The Undertaker with one of his own…
Rhino:That right hand really knocked something out of The Undertaker…
Mark:Omega now whips The Undertaker in to the ropes… Flying Shoulder tackle by Omega…
Rhino:That shoulder tackle sent The Undertaker hard in to the canvas…
Mark:Omega now picks him up and presses him over his head… And he drops him with a big press slam…
Rhino:So far this looks like Omegas Match up…
Mark:Omega sends The Deadman in to the corner… And a big splash by Omega… And The Undertaker is now stagering out of the corner… Omega has him up… CHOKESLAM BY OMEGA…
Rhino:Damn I dont think The Undertaker has ever been up that high before…
Mark:Probably not… But I think its time…
Rhino:So Do I…
Mark:Omega has him up… SCREWDRIVER and down goes The Undertaker… Cover 1…………….2……………..3……..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner OMEGA…
Rhino:Omega destroyed The Deadman tonight…
Mark:Yes he did and now lets head back to The Ring… Because its time for more great eWa Action here tonight…
Triple H vs Kane
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays as Triple H makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… KANE…
(“Big Red Machine” hits as Kane makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:The Game is not waiting for him to finish his entrance and he attacks Kane as he entered the ring…
Rhino:Even though I would hate to say it… Thats a smart move by Triple H…
Mark:The Game with right hands to Kane and it is knocking him back in to the corner… As The Game now drives his shoulder in to the ribs of Kane…
Rhino:He is taking the air out of Kane…
Mark:Triple H now sends him hard in to the otherside… Kane comes out and gets nailed with a high knee by Triple H… The Game goes for a cover 1………….2…………..Kickout by Kane…
Rhino:If Triple H wants to win this match he is going to need to keep attacking Kane… He shouldnt let up…
Mark:Kane is now set up on the top rope… Superplex by The Game… And he covers Kane again…1………..2…………… And another kick out… Triple H nails him with the knee buster…
Rhino:That is his trademark move that is now going to lead in to the Pedigree…
Mark:You are exactly right and The Game nails The big red machine with the Pedigree… Heres the Cover 1…………………..2………….3……….
Pa Announer:Here is your winner… TRIPLE H…
Rhino:Damn The Game wins another one…
Mark:Yes he does… But right now lets remind you to visit theeWa Website for all the news and rumors plus bios of all your favorite eWa Superstars… So visit the eWa Website today… Now lets get back to the ring for more action…
Edge vs Iceburg vs Jay Mack
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Real Deal… JAY MACK…
(“Click Click Boom” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cleveland, Ohio… Weighing in at 244 Pounds… ICEBURG…
(Iceburg’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 240 pounds… EDGE…
(“Never gonna Stop” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… Edge and Iceburg tieing up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Jay Mack is just watching from the corner…
Mark:Edge slaps Iceburg in the chest as he now sends him in to the ropes… And Edge nails him with a backbody drop…
Rhino:Edge Just turned around and Jay Mack nailed him with a clothesline…
Mark:Jay Mack picks up Edge and hotshots him on the top rope and nails him with a neckbreaker… Cover by Jay Mack 1……………………..2…………… Kickout by Edge…
Rhino:Iceburg is back in the ring…
Mark:And he nailed Jay Mack with a superkick.. And Jay is now rolling to the outside… Iceburg is taunting Jay now… And Edge just nailed him with a spear…. Cover 1…………………….2……………….. Kickout by Iceburg…
Rhino:Iceburg was to busy taunting and he got caught on it…
Mark:Edge now sends Iceburg in to the corner… Iceburg comes back out and gets nailed with a superkick…
Rhino:Where is Jay going…
Mark:I have no idea… Looks like he says forget about this match…
Rhino:Anyhow Edge looks like he wants to go for another spear…
Mark:Iceburg moves out of the way of the spear now… And Edge goes right in to the corner…Iceburg now nails Edge with a powerbomb… And a cover 1…………………2………….. Kickout by Edge…
Rhino:That was a close one…
Mark:Looks like he is setting up for the Icebreaker… No Edge pushes him off in to the ropes… Kick in the gut… EDGECUTIONER…
Rhino:It could be over now…
Mark:Cover by Edge 1…………………….2………………3………..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner EDGE…
Rhino:Edge was able to pull on out here tonight…
Mark:Yes he was… But now its time for use to get back to the ring… For more eWa Action…
Beaver vs Soild Snake
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… SOILD SNAKE…
(“007 Theme” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Beaverville, Ohio… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… BEAVER…
(“Just another victim” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… Soild Snake with a thumb to the eye of Beaver to start of this match… And now with a headlock on Beaver… Beaver with a reversal and he nails him with a belly to back suplex…
Rhino:Even though I dont want to say it… Beaver is going to have an advantage over this Soild Snake…
Mark:Soild Snake is back up on his feet… And now Beaver nails him with a body slam… And he goes for a quick cover 1…………………2………. Kickout by Soild Snake…
Rhino:Beaver just nailed him with a big DDT…
Mark:Another cover by Beaver… 1………………2……………… Another kick out by Soild Snake…
Rhino:So far its been one sided…
Mark:Beaver looks like he is going to hit a fallaway slam… No Soild Snake knocks him over… 1……………………..2…………… Kickout by Beaver… And Beaver nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Beaver took his head off…
Mark:Beaver now is picking him up… Small Package by Soild Snake 1……………….2…………… Kickout by Beaver…
Rhino:Close call there…
Mark:Beaver now has him up in a firemans carry… BEAVER DAM on Soild Snake… Cover 1…………………..2……………..3……………
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BEAVER…
Rhino:Soild Snake tried his best… But just wasnt enough…
Mark:Well we have had some exciting matches… And still to come the Hell in a Cell Ladder Match… And the Extreme Death Match.. But now its time for our first Title match of the evening…
eWa X Championship Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa X Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK…
(“If You Smell What The Rock is Cookin” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas.. Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa X Champion… The Heartbreak Kid… SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” hits as Shawn Michaels makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… Shawn and The Rock stare down one another…
Rhino:Man o Man… Something is about to erupt right here and now…
Mark:Here we go… Both men trading blows back and forth… Michaels takes control with a forearm shot and now sends The Rock in to the ropes… The Rock reverses and nails the Heartbreak Kid with a spinebuster…
Rhino:Big Time move by the Peoples Champ… So early in the match…
Mark:The Rock picks up Michaels and sends him in to the ropes… Michaels ducks the clothesline and nails The Rock with a Flying Forearm shot… Michaels now is hammering The Rock as he has mounted him and is nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now taking control of this match up…
Mark:Shawn now scoops up the Peoples Champ and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Michaels is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:And now The Heartbreak Kid nails The Rock with a double axe handle… A cover by HBK 1……………………2………………… And a kick out by The Rock… The Heartbreak Kid now sends The Rock in to the turnbuckle…
Rhino:What does he have in store now…
Mark:And he now hooks up The Rock and he nails him with a superplex… Cover by Michaels 1………………….2…………… And another kick out by The Rock…
Rhino:Does The Rock have enough left in his tank to make a come back…
Mark:Michaels now scoops him up and he slams him down the the canvas…
Rhino:Hes heading back to the top rope…
Mark:Big Time Elbow Drop… And Michaels is saying its over…
Rhino:I believe the band is warming up…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC on the Peoples Champion… Cover 1……………….2………………..3…………… Its Over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa X Champion…SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid was able to take down the Peoples Champion tonight…
Mark:Yes he was… But now its time for the Extreme Death Match… But first a word from our sponsors…
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eWa Total Impact Championship Extreme Death Match
Purgatory(c) vs Vertigo
Pa Announcer:This next match is an EXTREME DEATH MATCH…And it is for the eWa Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 175 pounds… VERTIGO…
(“Sober” hits as Vertigo makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The eWa Total Impact Champion… PURGATORY…
(“N Pulse” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well here we go… This should be quite a match up…
Rhino:Yes it should Mark.. Yes it should…
Mark:Let me set the mood for all of you… You got some barbed wire as our ropes… Different types of Barbed Wire and glass traps around the ring and on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Which is going to make for some bloody action…
Mark:I bet it will… Purgatory now looks right in the eyes of Vertigo and Vertigo is doing the same thing…
Rhino:Duh…
Mark:Vertigo just slaps the face of Purgatory…
Rhino:Thats not showing any type of respect…
Mark:Vertigo and Purgatory now both look at one another and here go the right hands…
Rhino:Purgatory is in control of those right now…
Mark:Purgatory just sent him in to the ropes… Vertigo puts on the breaks as he sees the barbed wire… But Purgatory comes from behind and drop kicks him over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:Vertigo just landed right on a board full of barbed wire…
Mark:Thats gotta hurt…
Rhino:Once again I would like to say… DUH…
Mark:Vertigo comes back in to the ring under the bottom rope… And now ducks a forearm shot by Purgatory and nails him with a spinning back kick…
Rhino:Vertigo has a chair now… And is wrapping it in Barbed Wire…
Mark:Vertigo swings at Purgatory who ducks out of the way and the Chair bounces back up in the face of Vertigo… Jumping Back kick by Purgatory and it sent the chair again back in the face of Vertigo…
Rhino:That has opened up the forehead of Vertigo…
Mark:Purgatory now sends Vertigo in to the corner…And Vertigo bounced hard off of it…
Rhino:Where is Purgatory going now…
Mark:Purgatory is looking for some type of toy from underneath the ring…
Rhino:The Glass Chair… Purgatory has the inflamous glass chair…
Mark:Havent seen one of them since the musical chair matches…
Rhino:I guess he decided that he needed one for this match up…
Mark:Flip Splash over the top rope and to the floor by Vertigo and he landed on Purgatory…
Rhino:This could swing the momentum…
Mark:Vertigo slingshots Purgatory in to the barbed wire ropes from the floor and now there is blood coming from his forehead…
Rhino:This is getting bloody now…
Mark:Vertigo rolls Purgatory back in the ring…
Rhino:Vertigo is setting up a table in the ring…
Mark:Purgatory and Vertigo are on the table covered in barbed wire… INVERTED MICHINOKU DRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE…(Explosion)…
Rhino:What a move and what an explosion… That move took it all out of Purgatory… But the Explosing really took a lot out of Vertigo…
Mark:The Ref is checking both men to see if they can continue…
Rhino:I dont know if they should… But these two are strange men…
Mark:Vertigo is slowly getting back up on his feet… And he is lifting up Purgatory now and he nails him with a spinning back kick right to the face…
Rhino:These men are putting their bodies on the line… Because they truly enjoy being in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Mark:Right now Vertigo is setting up another table full of Barbed Wire…
Rhino:Look at all the blood flowing from both men…
Mark:Vertigo is laying him out on the table…
Rhino:Whats he going to do now…
Mark:Vertigo is climbing the turnbuckle… Here comes the big splash by Vertigo… Oh No… Purgatory rolled off the table and Vertigo goes crashing through the barbed wire table…
Rhino:The Barbed Wire is sticking to Vertigo now as Purgatory is pulling him up…
Mark:Purgatory now has a chair… Not the glass one… But the one wrapped in barbed wire… And Just drives his head face first in to it…
Rhino:The President of this company is losing a lot of blood… But is gaining a lot of money from this match up for his company…
Mark:Purgatory now sits the chair up… And he nails him with the happy place right on to the steel chair…
Rhino:Purgatory is not done yet…
Mark:Purgatory is hooking Vertigo up in the ropes… And now has the glass chair… BIG SHOT by Purgatory on to Vertigo with the chair and it shattered all over the place…
Rhino:Vertigo has lost a lot of blood…
Mark:And he is not moving at all right now… The Referee is checking on him and he has just stopped the match… We have a winner…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still eWa Total Impact Champion… PURGATORY…
Rhino:The Medical Staff is out now… Checking on the man known as Vertigo…
Mark:We hope he is okay… But thats the price you pay stepping in to an eWa Ring…
Rhino:They are stretchering him to the back and to a local medical hospital here in NYC… So we hope to get an update soon…
Mark:In the mean time we head back to the ring… And it looks like we are staying with the Barbed Wire ropes…
eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship
eWa Television Championship
Hell in a Cell Ladder Match
Psycronic(c) vs Lone Jobber(c)
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship… And the eWa Television Championship… And it is a HELL IN A CELL LADDER MATCH… Introducing first… The eWa Television Champion… Weighing in at 198 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…
(“Jobber” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… The eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… Weighing in at 254 Pounds… PSYCRONIC…
(“One of a kind” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well its Main Event time…
Rhino:Yeah and it just got even more interesting… The ring crew left the barbed wire ropes up… To conserve some time…
Mark:I dont think either man would mind… Do you…
Rhino:Nope not at all both men probably wanted them from the beginning…
Mark:Well now this probably wont be your typical Headlock, Body slam type match…
Rhino:Not at all…
Mark:Well both men decide to not wait for the bell and they are just letting their fists go…
Rhino:Back and forth they go… One punch by one punch… This is not boxing though…
Mark:Lone Jobber takes advantage of the missed punch and hot shots him on the rope… And now comes back with a clothesline… Lone Jobber now grabs PYB and throws him over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now going outside of the ring… And is walking towards PYB…
Mark:Drop Toe Hold by Psy… And he just smashed Lone Jobbers face right in to the steel steps here at ringside… And now Psy is taking advantage by driving his face continuly in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Thats a way to punish him Psy…
Mark:Psy now picks him up and drops him face first in to the steel cage surrounding them… PSY is now grabbing what looks like a stop sign from out undeneath the ring…
Rhino:He threw that in the ring… Along with a bag of some sort…
Mark:You see the belts hanging from above the top of the cell… Once you grab the belt… You will be declared the winner and Psy just threw Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Rhino:He is bringing the ladder back in the ring as well is Psy…
Mark:Psy sets the ladder up in the corner… Psy Sends him in and a reversal by Jobber and Psy bounces off the ladder and right in to a back body drop… Lone Jobber now with the ladder and he drills Psy right in the face with it as he got up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is reaching in the bag for something that Psy through in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber though just kick Psy right in the gut as he is pulling out something… Its a PlayStation 2…
Rhino:Finally the once N64 man… Has got his PS2… Wait to go…
Mark:And he just nailed Psy right in the back with it…
Rhino:Now that aint smart now that you finally got one… I guess hes back to the N64 Now…
Mark:Lone Jobber the crazy man that he is… Has gone to the outside for a few things…
Rhino:Like What…
Mark:Who knows… But looks like he has thrown in a trash can… With stuff in it… And also a table… He wants to use as well…
Rhino:Good Observation Mark…
Mark:Well that is my job you know… Call what is going on…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just set up the table…
Mark:And Psy is laid out on it now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is taking his time heading to the top rope…
Mark:Psy gets up… Psykosteiner through the table and off the top rope… Lone Jobber just crashed through the table…
Rhino:What impact that was… And a nice move by Psy…
Mark:Psy now is grabbing something else out of the bag…
Rhino:He has his EBW BELT…
Mark:This match is really going old school tonight… The Original EBW Wrestler now turned eWa Superstar… Grabs the EBW Belt and nails Lone Jobber who just got up after crashing through the table…
Rhino:Neither man is going after the gold… They just want to punish one another…
Mark:Psy now lays the ladder out flat and just Powerbombs Lone Jobber on the ladder…
Rhino:Psy just want outside the ring and has grabbed another ladder…
Mark:Psy is climbing up on the ladder…
Rhino:Looks like he is going to attempt a big splash… Shades of the Heartbreak Kid in his ladder matches…
Mark:Here he goes… 10 Point Splash… LONE JOBBER MOVED off the ladder…
Rhino:Oh My… The Ribs of Psy must be in such pain right now… As his chest just crashed right on the ladder…
Mark:Lone Jobber and Psy are both hurting… Right now…
Rhino:Wouldnt you be… Its a Freakin Hell in a Cell Ladder Match for god sakes…
Mark:Lone Jobber now is deciding to set up the ladder…
Rhino:He might just want to win this thing now and end the pain… But that is unlike Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber now though… Is up on the ladder… 450 Splash on to Psy off the ladder… And for once… He connected…
Rhino:As Joey Styles says… OH MY GOD… Not this time on the move… But he actually connect with it…
Mark:Lone Jobber now is slowing getting up and is pulling himself up with the barbed wire ropes and looks down at his hands and sees blood from it…
Rhino:And he is smiling with approval…
Mark:Lone Jobber now grabs Psy and is setting him up for what looks like to be the Gimmick on the Trash Can… No… Psy gets out… Psy goes for the kick… Ducked by Jobber and he nails him with an enziguri kick…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is smiling as he looked at the trash can…
Mark:Why?
Rhino:OH my god… Its the FTW Belt…
Mark:We havent seen that in months… Lone Jobber now with the belt around his waist… Remembering the time he spent with the belt… But the man who made the belt… Was Triple H who held the belt for over six months here in the eWa…
Rhino:Yeah But Screw Triple H…
Mark:Lone Jobber sensing victory now… Is climbing up the one side of the ladder…
Rhino:Psy is climbing the other slowly…
Mark:Psy and Lone Jobber are now punching one another..
Rhino:What in the hell are hanging from the top of the cell…
Mark:Looks like chains of some sort…
Rhino:Okay thats what I thought…
Mark:Psy grabs the chains…
Rhino:Psy is hanging from the top of the cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber dropped a few rungs on the ladder…
Rhino:Psy just needs to grab the belts…
Mark:Psy Swings and goes for a flying clothesline…
Rhino:Lone Jobber ducked is head… And Psy just flew right to the canvas hard…
Mark:Lone Jobber is close to the belts… He grabs the belts… We have a new champion…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… LONE JOBBER…
Rhino:WOW… What a Match…
Mark:Yes it was that…. Lone Jobber is helping up his enemy Psy… After what was a brutal match between the two…
Rhino:Yes it was…
Mark:PSYKO KICK by Psy…
Rhino:What the hell…
Mark:Psy just Psyko Kicked him right in the face and he is now grabbing a singapore cane… Wicked shots by Psy… On a fallen Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Guess Psy is a little pissed off… Wouldnt you say…
Mark:Yes I would… Well folks we are out of time… So Long…
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