New Years Evil 2003

Mark:Welcome everyone to the last night of 2003… Welcome to eWa New Years Evil… Thanks for giving us your time to ring in the new year…

Rhino:Kansas City is all a buzz Mark for what a huge night the eWa has in store tonight…

Mark:Our Main Event involves all three champions…No Titles… But its a collision of champions…

Rhino:Who is the best? Big Daddy Ace? Subway? Or John Stevens… That is what we will find out here tonight…

Mark:Plus we will add some new chapters in to a couple of feuds here in the eWa… As Triple H and The Rock will go at it in a ladder match… While Jay Mack and Lone Jobber battle in a best three of five falls Death Match…

Rhino:Its going to be one hell of a night to end the year…

Mark:Lets not wait any longer… Lets get to the ring…

3-Fold vs Payne Killer

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest for New Years Evil is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Evansville, In… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… 3-FOLD…

(“The End is Here” plays as 3-Fold enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Selma, Ca… Weighing in at 267 Pounds… PAYNE KILLER…

(“Till I Collapse” plays as Payne Killer enters the arena…)

Mark:Payne Killer locks up with 3-Fold… 3-Fold with a kick to the midsection and sends Payne Killer in to the ropes… Payne Killer ducks the clothesline… And comes back off the ropes with a clothesline of his own…

Rhino:3-Fold is right back up…

Mark:Payne Killer with a kick to the midsection as he picks him up and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Payne Killer is starting to make his mark here in the early going…

Mark:As Payne Killer now hooks up 3-Fold and drives him down to the canvas with a stalling vertical suplex…

Rhino:He held him up there for about ten seconds… As you could see the blood start to fall in to the head of 3-Fold…

Mark:3-Fold staggers back up to his feet…Payne Killer whips 3-Fold hard in to the corner… As Payne Killer walks over to the corner he nails 3-Fold right in the midsection with right hands…

Rhino:Payne Killer has 3-Fold opened up in the corner… As he is just connecting with shots to the body…

Mark:A couple of kicks by Payne Killer as he now sends him in to the ropes… 3-Fold comes off and connects with a back body drop… Payne Killer goes for a cover 1………………………………2…………………….. 3-Fold is able to get his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was a close one… As the wind got sucked out of 3-Fold…

Mark:Payne Killer picks up 3-Fold and hooks him up for another suplex…

Rhino:3-Fold is trying to block it…

Mark:Payne Killer is able to get 3-Fold up in a suplex… 3-Fold is able to get out of it… As he goes behind Payne Killer and connects with a german suplex…

Rhino:What a suplex from 3-Fold…

Mark:Both men are down now… As 3-Fold used all of his energy to pull off that move…

Rhino:They are both up now…

Mark:3-Fold blocks the right hands from Payne Killer as he whips him in to the ropes… Samoan Drop from 3-Fold…

Rhino:3-Fold now waits for Payne Killer to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:As 3-Fold kicks him in the midsection… DDT by 3-Fold… Cover 1………………2……………………. Payne Killer gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Things are going 3-Fold’s way right now… As he has taken control of this match up…

Mark:3-Fold picks up Payne Killer and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:3-Fold is heading to the top rope Mark…

Mark:SHOOTING STAR PRESS by 3-Fold and he connects… Cover 1…………………………….2………………………………………….3……. NO! Payne Killer gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was a close one…

Mark:3-Fold is trying to figure out what to do now…

Rhino:He thought he had Payne Killer finished with the Shooting Star Press…

Mark:Payne Killer now staggers back up… As 3-Fold whips him in to the corner…

Rhino:3-Fold is setting up Payne Killer on the top rope…

Mark:It could be time for Third Fold…

Rhino:I think your right…

Mark:Payne Killer is fighting 3-Fold off the middle rope…

Rhino:Payne Killer just saved himself right there…

Mark:3-Fold is back up… Payne Killer connects with a missle dropkick from the top rope on to 3-Fold…

Rhino:Payne Killer is trying to make his way over to 3-Fold to make the cover…

Mark:Payne Killer gets his arm over 3-Fold 1…………………..2……………………. 3-Fold gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Payne Killer is the first one back up…

Mark:3-Fold charges Payne Killer… Payne Killer ducks… PAYNE RELIVER…Cover 1……………………………………..2…………………………….3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… PAYNE KILLER…

Rhino:Payne Killer with an impressive win here tonight over 3-Fold…

Mark:What a great start to the evening… As we now get set to head back to the ring… For our next match…

Mark Dash vs Johnny Legion

Pa Announcer:The next match up is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Valley Cottage, Ny… Weighing in at 183 Pounds… MARK DASH…

(“See you in the shallows” plays as Mark Dash enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Bronx, Ny… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… JOHNNY LEGION…

(“Bite To Break” Plays as he enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go…

Rhino:Mark Dash is going to need to use his speed to his advantage as he is giving up 100 pounds to Johnny Legion…

Mark:Dash comes right off the ropes and dropkicks Johnny Legion right in the knee…

Rhino:Legion got dropped to his knees…

Mark:Dash comes back off the ropes and connects with a dropkick to Johnny Legion…

Rhino:He nailed him right in the face…

Mark:Johnny Legion is back up on his feet… Legion leap frogs over Mark Dash… Dash comes back off the ropes… But gets nailed with a clothesline from Johnny Legion…

Rhino:What a clothesline that almost took Mark Dash’s head off…

Mark:Johnny Legion scoops up Mark Dash and body slams him to the canvas… As he comes off the ropes and drops a leg on Mark Dash… Cover by Legion 1………………………2………………………. Kickout by Mark Dash…

Rhino:Johnny Legion has taken control over this match up… As he is keeping the highflyer grounded…

Mark:Mark Dash is up on his feet… Legion hooks up Dash and he connects with a piledriver… Legion goes for another cover 1……………………………2………….. Dash gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Johnny Legion is just dominating Mark Dash… Dash had his moment in the early going off this match up but Legion has been able to rebound…

Mark:Yes he has been able to rebound… As Johnny Legion sets up Mark Dash on the top rope…

Rhino:Superplex?

Mark:Legion hooks him up for the Superplex… Dash blocks… And knocks Johnny Legion off the top rope…

Rhino:This is what Mark Dash needed…

Mark:Dash leaps off the top rope… Crossbody connects in to a pin 1…… Reversal by Legion and he goes for a cover 1………………………………….2…………………….. Dash is able to kick out…

Rhino:Johnny Legion used his weight advantage to turn the pin over and put Dash’s shoulders down on the canvas…

Mark:Johnny Legion whips Mark Dash in to the ropes… Dash ducks the clothesline…

Rhino:Dash goes for a spin heel kick…

Mark:Johnny Legion ducks the spin heel kick…

Rhino:Mark Dash is in trouble… As he is staggering back up to his feet…

Mark:Johnny Legion hooks up Mark Dash…

Rhino:Could be time for the Falling Faith?

Mark:FALLING FAITH by Johnny Legion to Mark Dash… Legion with a cover 1…………………………..2……………………….3……… Its over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JOHNNY LEGION…

Rhino:Impressive win by Johnny Legion here tonight…

Mark:Legion was able to survive early attacks from Mark Dash but was able to over come them and pull out the win… As we get set for our next match up…

The Hitman vs Raven

Pa Announcer:This next match up is set for one fall… Introducing first… From the Bowerly … Weighing in at 237 pounds… RAVEN…

(“Nevermore” plays as Raven walks in to the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New York… Weighing in at 234 pounds… THE HITMAN…

(The Hitman’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)

Mark:Raven goes right after The Hitman… Raven with right hands to The Hitman…

Rhino:The Hitman is not backing down from Raven…

Mark:The Hitman kicks Raven in the midsection stopping him in stride… And now nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… As The Hitman now mounting Raven…

Rhino:He has mounted him and is nailing him with right hands…

Mark:Raven is back up on his feet… The Hitman hooks him up and connects with a snap suplex… Cover by Hitman 1…………….2…………… Kickout by Raven… As The Hitman is in control…

Rhino:The Hitman is working over Raven now… Trying to keep him grounded…

Mark:The Hitman whips Raven in to the ropes… Raven ducks the clothesline from The Hitman… And goes behind him and connects with a russian leg sweep… Cover by Raven 1…………………………2…………….. The Hitman kicks out…

Rhino:Raven is starting to get back in to the match up…

Mark:Raven with stinging jabs to The Hitman… Knocking him back in to the ropes… Raven whips The Hitman in to the ropes and connects with a spear… And he follows him up with right hands…

Rhino:Raven is just hammering The Hitman with right hands…

Mark:Raven is firing on all cylinders… The Hitman is back up… Raven nails him with a couple of stinging jabs…

Rhino:The Hitman is staggering…

Mark:Discus Right Hand by Raven knocking The Hitman off his feet…

Rhino:The Hitman is in some trouble…

Mark:Raven now whips The Hitman in to the corner… Hitman is coming out of the corner…

Rhino:He doesnt look so good…

Mark:Bulldog by Raven… Raven with a cover 1……………………………2……………………… Kickout by The Hitman…

Rhino:I have a feeling that Raven can end this match up at any time he chooses now…

Mark:I would agree with you… The Hitman is back up… Kick by Raven… DDT… No… The Hitman rams him hard in to the corner…

Rhino:He drove Raven right in to the corner… And The Hitman has saved himself…

Mark:The Hitman has bought himself sometime…

Rhino:Yes he has…

Mark:The Hitman hooks up Raven for the Jackhammer…

Rhino:He has Raven hooked and ready to be dropped…

Mark:NO! Raven some how gets out of the Jackhammer…

Rhino:Raven is behind The Hitman…

Mark:Hitman turns around and goes for a right hand… Raven ducks… EVENFLOW DDT… Cover by Raven 1…………………….2…………………………3……. ITS OVER…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RAVEN…

Rhino:Raven gets on the winning track here in the eWa…

Mark:Yes he has… Raven is ready to make an impact here in the eWa… But right now they are setting up the ring now for the Inferno Match…

Inferno Match
Dragon vs Demon Child

Pa Announcer:This next match up is an INFERNO MATCH… Introducing first… From Seattle, Wa… Weighing in at 255 pounds… DEMON CHILD…

(“Whatever it takes” plays as Demon Child walks in to the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Denver, Co… Weighing in at 333 Pounds… DRAGON…

(“The End is Near” plays as he enters the arena…)

Mark:Well this one is going to be very interesting…

Rhino:The winner has to set their opponent on fire…

Mark:Demon Child goes right after Dragon… Dragon nailed him with a shoulder block…

Rhino:Demon Child ran right in to a brick wall but he gets right back up…

Mark:Demon Child runs back in to Dragon and he gets sent to his ass again…After hitting the brick wall…

Rhino:Demon Child hikes up the dress and is going to come off the ropes…

Mark:Sidewalk Slam by Dragon…As he caught Demon Child in mid run and drove him back down to the canvas…

Rhino:He hit the canvas hard…

Mark:Dragon now picks up Demon Child and puts him on his shoulder and drives him down hard to the canvas with a running powerslam…

Rhino:Demon Child is hurting right now…

Mark:Dragon picks him back up… And has him hooked for another running powerslam… Demon Child slides off the shoulder of Dragon…

Rhino:Demon Child low blows Dragon… As that was the only way he was able to stay in this match up…

Mark:Demon Child is climbing up the corner…

Rhino:He is setting Dragon up for something…

Mark:Missle Dropkick by Demon Child and connects on to Dragon…

Rhino:If he had to pin Dragon he might be able to do it… But he has to set Dragon on fire…

Mark:Demon Child whips Dragon in to the ropes… Reversal by Dragon… Flapjack by Dragon…

Rhino:That took all the wind out of Demon Child…

Mark:Dragon hooks up Demon Child… MYSTICAL KNIGHT…

Rhino:Dragon put Demon Child down hard to the canvas…

Mark:Demon Child’s foot is on fire…

Rhino:Demon’s foot was hanging over the bottom rope and it is now on fire…

Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match is over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DRAGON…

Rhino:Dragon is on a roll again here in the eWa and will be a force to be dealt with here in the eWa…

Mark:I will agree… Our next match is ready to go… So lets head back to the ring…

Rob Conway vs Chimpman

Pa Announcer:This next match up is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Jungle… CHIMPMAN…

(Chimpman’s theme plays as he enters the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…(lights go out)

Rhino:What the hell is going on…

Mark:I have no idea… But I believe two people have just hit the ring… And it looks like Chimpman is being attacked…

Rhino:What the hell are Payne Killer and Johnny Legion doing in the ring…

Mark:They have busted open Chimpman… And he has been laid out by these two men…

Rhino:Look up at Extreme Theater…

Mark:The New Reform is Here…

Rhino:It looks like Johnny Legion and Payne Killer are the New Reform and are ready to make an impact…

Mark:I guess so… Chimpman is being helped out of the ring… As The Rock and Triple H ladder match is about to begin…Wait a second… Look up at the Extreme Theater…

Rhino:What is that…

(Extreme Theater)
The Time Has Come for the Warrior to return… Beware All… Because the Warrior is back…

Rhino:The Ultimate Warrior is back…

Mark:Things are just about to pick up… Lets get to the ring…

Ladder Match
Triple H vs The Rock

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a LADDER MATCH… Introducing first… From Miami, Fl… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK…

(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game… TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” plays as he enters the arena…)

Rhino:These two men have a history in this business…

Mark:Yes they do… And they are staring down one another right now in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Things are going to explode right now between these two…

Mark:The trash talking is going back and forth…

Rhino:They are just ready to boil over…

Mark:The Rock strikes Triple H first with a right hand… Triple H’s right hand gets blocked by The Rock who comes back with more right hands to Triple H…

Rhino:He is just nailing Triple H with those right hands…

Mark:The Game gets knocked down with a right hand from The Rock and gets back up on his feet… Samoan Drop by The Rock…

Rhino:Triple H is staggering back up…

Mark:And The Rock sends his to the outside with a clothesline…

Rhino:The Rock has just opened up on Triple H…

Mark:Triple H is trying to compose himself on the outside…

Rhino:But The Rock isnt going to let it happen…

Mark:The Rock is on the outside now… Chasing Triple H around the ring…

Rhino:The Race is on…

Mark:Triple H rolls back in to the ring first and Triple H stomps The Rock as he rolled back in to the ring…

Rhino:I think Triple H set the Rock up for it…

Mark:I would agree… As Triple H now whips The Rock in to the corner and now Triple H is putting the boots to The Rock in the corner…

Rhino:Hes really stomping The Rock in the corner…

Mark:Triple H now drives his shoulder in to The Rock in the corner… As Triple H now is taking it to the Peoples Champion…

Rhino:The Briefcase is hanging above the ring… I have no idea what is in it, do you mark?

Mark:No I dont… And I dont think The Rock or Triple H know… As Triple H now hooks up The Rock and drives him down to the canvas with a suplex…

Rhino:The Rock is trying to make his way back up to his feet…

Mark:Triple H sends The Rock for the ride in to the ropes and takes him out with a running high knee…

Rhino:Triple H has laid out The Rock… As he is now making his way to the outside to get the ladder…

Mark:Triple H puts the ladder on the apron… The Rock comes off the ropes… And baseball slides the ladder back in to Triple H…

Rhino:The Game didnt see that one coming…

Mark:The Rock now puts the Ladder back in the ring… As he sends Triple H hard in to the guard rail…

Rhino:The Rock is taking back control of this match up…

Mark:The Rock picks up Triple H and drops him face first on the guardrail… As The Rock has taken over the control as he rolls Triple H back in to the ring…

Rhino:Triple H is in worse shape now than when he left the ring and its working out good for Triple H…

Mark:The Rock sets up the ladder in the corner… As The Rock now takes Triple H out with a short arm clothesline…

Rhino:The Rock is dragging Triple H over to the corner…

Mark:The Rock has Triple H set up… Slingshot by The Rock sending Triple H right in to the ladder…

Rhino:The Rock set it up and he hit it… And Triple H is in some pain…

Mark:Right now The Rock pulls the Ladder out from the corner and lays it out in the middle of the ring… As The Rock has Triple H up and drives him down to the canvas with a suplex…

Rhino:The Rock is waiting for Triple H to get back up to his feet…

Mark:Triple H is back up to his feet… The Rock whips him in to the corner… Reversal by Triple H… The Rock gets nailed with a back body drop right on to the ladder…

Rhino:The Rock was going to set Triple H up for a shot on the ladder but Triple H was able to reverse and send The Rock on to the ladder…

Mark:Triple H and The Rock both stagger back up… Right hands from Triple H… As he now sends The Rock back in to the ropes… Spear and right hands by The Game to The Rock…

Rhino:The Rock is in some trouble now…

Mark:Triple H picks up The Rock and slams him down to the canvas… As Triple H picks up the ladder and drags it over to the corner…

Rhino:The Rock is back up…

Mark:But Triple H nails The Rock with a knee buster… As Triple H picks up The Rock and puts him up on his shoulder…

Rhino:This isnt good for The Rock…

Mark:Triple H runs The Rock right in to the ladder… And another time… Two times Triple H rammed The Rock in to the ladder…

Rhino:Triple H is knocking the wind right out of the Peoples Champion… As The Rock now is in some pain…

Mark:Triple H is now setting up the ladder in the center of the ring… As Triple H is going to climb up and get the briefcase…

Rhino:The Rock is not moving…

Mark:Triple H is climbing up the ladder…

Rhino:Triple H is almost there…

Mark:The Rock is up… And he has stopped Triple H in his tracks…

Rhino:The Rock has him hooked…

Mark:Powerbomb by The Rock to Triple H off the ladder… As The Rock just gave himself a chance…

Rhino:I thought The Rock was out of it… But was able to somehow get back up and Powerbomb Triple H…

Mark:Triple H staggers back up to his feet… The Rock is back up as well… As The Rock nails Triple H with right hands…

Rhino:Triple H is firing back with whatever he has left…

Mark:The Rock whips Triple H in to the ropes… Triple H ducks the clothesline… The Rock ducks a clothesline as well… Triple H turns around… ROCK BOTTOM…

Rhino:The Rock has laid out The Game…

Mark:Triple H is not moving right now… As The Rock sets up the ladder…

Rhino:And he is making his way up the ladder…

Mark:Triple H is starting to move… And goes up behind The Rock…

Rhino:LOW BLOW…

Mark:Triple H low blowed The Rock… And now pushes The Ladder over…

Rhino:This might not be good…

Mark:Triple H has him hooked on the ladder… PEDIGREE on the ladder…

Rhino:The Rock is out as Triple H rolls him off the ladder…

Mark:Triple H is climbing up the ladder…

Rhino:He is close to getting the briefcase…

Mark:The Game grabs the briefcase… And this match is over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H…

Rhino:Triple H did what he said he would and he got the win tonight…

Mark:Triple H can not open up the briefcase…

Rhino:Someone must have the key? But who?

Mark:I dont know… But we are getting set for our next match… So lets head back to the ring…

Rey Mysterio vs PYB

Pa Announcer:The next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From San Diego, Ca… Weighing in at 165 pounds… REY MYSTERIO…

(“619” plays as Rey Mysterio enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Evansville, In… Weighing in at 235 pounds… PYB…

(“Bad Days” plays as PYB enters the arena…)

Mark:Mysterio goes right after PYB… Mysterio with chops to the chest of PYB… Mysterio sends him in to the ropes… Reversal by PYB as Mysterio goes in to the ropes… And PYB lifts him up in the air…

Rhino:Mysterio catches the head of PYB and just took him over with a head scissors…

Mark:PYB didnt see that one coming… As PYB is back up and Mysterio comes back with a dropkick to PYB…

Rhino:Mysterio is keeping the pace quick…

Mark:Mysterio now whips PYB back in to the ropes… Slides under the legs of PYB… And comes back off the ropes and connects with a bulldog…

Rhino:PYB is getting frustrated…

Mark:Yes he is… As Mysterio is taking it to him… Mysterio is keeping the pace quick as he drop toe holds PYB in to the middle rope…

Rhino:I think we could be seeing the 619…

Mark:PYB moves out of the way of the 619… As Mysterio is on the apron now… As PYB suplexs him back in to the ring…

Rhino:PYB I think wanted to stay with Mysterio in the speed department… But he should keep Mysterio grounded if he is going to get the win, if not, Mysterio will run all over PYB…

Mark:I would agree with you on that one… As PYB now puts the boots to the back of Mysterio… PYB lifts up Mysterio and connects with a backbreaker…

Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of Mysterio some what through the mask… As PYB drove him right down on his knee…

Mark:Knee to back… Has got to hurt Mysterio… As we can see PYB has a focal point of attack and its not the legs of Mysterio… Its the back…

Rhino:Some would say, work on the legs, but the first ever eWa Undisputed Champion knows what he is doing in the ring…

Mark:PYB now whips Mysterio in to the ropes and lifts him up in to a press slam… And drops him straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:For once PYB is the larger man in a match up and he is using it to his advantage here tonight in Kansas City…

Mark:PYB now has Mysterio laying out on his stomach and is driving his knee in to the back of Mysterio…

Rhino:You can see PYB is setting Mysterio up for something…

Mark:PYB now hooks up Mysterio… And he has him hooked up in a surfboard… Which is focusing on the back of Rey Mysterio…

Rhino:We are seeing tonight, that PYB is back in full force… And has improved his wrestling ability since being away… Which could set him up for big things in the future…

Mark:I would agree with you on that one Rhino, as PYB now lets the surfboard go… And now goes back to working on the back of Rey Mysterio…

Rhino:Mysterio needs to hit something big… He needs to hit something to get back in to this match up…

Mark:Rey Mysterio gets sent for the ride by PYB… PYB lifts him up in the air again… And a head scissors by Rey Mysterio…

Rhino:Like I said he needed to hit something and that is a start…

Mark:You cant count Mysterio out of any match up… And I think PYB started too… As Mysterio now ducks the clothesline and nails PYB with a jaw breaker…

Rhino:PYB is staggering around…

Mark:Mysterio with a dropkick and PYB goes over the top rope…

Rhino:But PYB has landed on the apron…

Mark:Mysterio is sizing up PYB… Mysterio comes off the ropes…

Rhino:I believe he is thinking 619…

Mark:Here it comes…61… NO… What a superkick from the outside by PYB…

Rhino:PYB was able to somehow nail Mysterio with the kick as he was about to begin to hit the 619… And he just kicked him right in the jaw…

Mark:What a move by PYB… Who now gets back in the ring and drags Mysterio back in to the center of the ring… Cover by PYB 1……………………………………2………………………… Mysterio gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:PYB can not believe it…

Mark:PYB now picks up Mysterio and has him hooked… Brainbuster by PYB to Mysterio…

Rhino:Mysterio has to be out cold now from that one… Two shots to the head…He has to be done…

Mark:PYB thinks so and goes for another cover 1………………………………2………………………..3… NO! Mysterio again gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:PYB has to be thinking now, what can I do to keep Rey Mysterio down…

Mark:I dont know if there is much that you can do… Except what he is doing… As PYB now picks up Mysterio and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:PYB is saying he is going to the top rope…

Mark:Hes probably looking to hit the 10.0 Frog Splash… As PYB now slowly gets to the top rope…

Rhino:Mysterio is back up and runs in to the ropes…

Mark:PYB has lost his balance and falls right down on to the top turnbuckle…

Rhino:Thats gotta hurt…

Mark:Mysterio is getting a running start… Hurricanranna by Rey Mysterio and he takes PYB off the top rope and sends him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Mysterio is starting to get back in to this match up now…

Mark:Mysterio goes for a cover 1………………………………………2………………3.. NO… PYB is able to kick out before three…

Rhino:That was a two and a half count right there…

Mark:Rey Mysterio with forearm shots to PYB… PYB gets sent in to the ropes by Mysterio… And Mysterio catches him right in the face with a dropkick…

Rhino:Mysterio caught him good with that dropkick…

Mark:Mysterio goes for another cover 1…………………………………………2………………… PYB gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:I believe PYB is in some trouble… As Rey Mysterio is starting to get in to a groove…

Mark:Mysterio now drags PYB over to the middle rope…

Rhino:I believe he is going for the 619… And I think he is going to be able to hit it…

Mark:Mysterio off the ropes… 619 connects…

Rhino:Only thing now is the West Coast Pop…

Mark:PYB staggers back up…

Rhino:Mysterio is ready to hit it…

Mark:WEST COAST POP! NO! PYB Caught Mysterio and connects with a sit down powerbomb…

Rhino:Mysterio is down and out right now…

Mark:PYB saved himself… And is heading to the top rope…

Rhino:I believe it is time…

Mark:10.0 FROG SPLASH! Connects… PYB with a cover 1…………………………….2……………………..3…….. Its Over!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PYB…

Rhino:What a match up this was… Both men gave it their all…

Mark:Yes they did… But PYB proved why he was the first Undisputed World Champion of the eWa tonight…

Rhino:I totally agree…

3 of 5 Falls Death Match
Lone Jobber vs Jay Mack
Written by LoneJobber@hotmail.com

Mark: And as we start to get set up for this next big event, can I tell you Rhino how pumped I am for this one?

Rhino: Yeah. I mean all week we’ve seen the Jobber, and now it’s time for Jay to finally come down. You know what, Jay actually has an advantage.

Mark: How the hell do you figure?

Rhino: We don’t know crap about him. Don’t know how he has been. He’s a mystery.

Mark: I guess, but the two know each other’s styles way too much. Well it’s looks like they’ve placed down the last barbed wire nest, so let’s get on with it.

PA Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen… the next match is a best three out of five falls Death match…. introducing first…. from the Slaughterhouse… Lone Jobber…

(“Knight of Fire” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Rhino: As Jobber is pulling some of his own items of pressure out, I’m sensing something a little different with Jobber tonight, but i just can’t put my finger on it.

Mark: Maybe instead of his normal shorts and t-shirt, he’s wearing tight shorts. Man, his body does have it’s share of scars.

Rhino: And after tonight, I can’t even think up how it’ll look. What’s he doing now?

Mark: Um, handing out autographs? Oh no, looks like he’s out. He’s nodding for something, and damn, like a ticker-tape parade, this place is filled with falling paper. What’s it say?

Rhino: Not much, just names eWa’s insurance. What do you think that means?

Mark: If he’s taking the time out to do this, it means we’re in for one bloody fun match.

PA Announcer: His opponent… from Miami, Fl… Jay “Real Deal” Mack…

(“Faint” plays as the Real Deal enters the arena…)

Mark: Listen Rhino.. listen to those cheers. The people love this man.

Rhino: Doesn’t look like he love them back though.

Mark: Man, with all the toys the good folks here at eWa brought, and the one’s Jobber drag out as well, Jay seems kind of..

Rhino: Lonely?

Mark: Yeah. He’s got a bag of stuff, and it looks like his hands have been wrapped up and then dunked in glass, but besides that, he’s not bringing much more fun to the table.

Rhino: But you know what makes up for that, the look the two are giving each other. And it looks like this one is about underway.

Mark: The two are standing in the middle of the ring just, well, standing. Jobber tilting his head slightly and looks toward Jay’s hands. He’s all smiles tonight. And they just pounded their hands together?

Rhino: I don’t get it. Jobber already has been cut, but why?

Mark: Respect my good man. If anything, it’s totally about respect. These two men’s history is well documented, and if this match lives up to it’s name as a Death Match, it might just as well become their last together.

Rhino: Ahh, understandable. If there is one thing I’ve come to understand, it’s all able to come crashing down. One bad match and your career, your life even, could be on the line.

Mark: And look at these two men. You really think either one will just allow the other to get the win. The way it looks, these two would rather die than admit defeat.

Rhino: Well the respect crap looks likes it’s over with that punch.

Mark: Jay with a right. Jobber responding with one of his own. Jay. Jobber. Jay, no Jobber ducks it, sidestep, back kick to the gut. Jobber running against the ropes, he jumps at Jay, spear.

Rhino: Gore! Gore! Go.. sorry.

Mark: Jay getting back up but Jobber runs up from behind and bulldog.

Rhino: It’s the classic fast against power.

Mark: Jay back up and Jobber jumping into a closeline, Jay catches, head and arm slam. Jay now sitting on Jobber’s chests and he’s just wailing away on his face. Jobber is taking it, but now he gives a sharp punch to the throat of Jay.

Rhino: That sure got him off. Jobber now rolling back to his feet, and cocky cracking his neck.

Mark: Jay Mack responding with what looks like he’s asking Job’s if he wants him to crack it for him. Ahh, nah it looks like Jobber is saying with his arm up, palm out toward Jay. No, he’s telling him to just bring it. Jay rushing it, Jobber running also, Jay goes for a punch, and Jobber..

Rhino: tries to block it with his head? Well that’s Jobber for you.

Mark: Jobber getting back to his feet. Jay though puts him in a headlock and starts to pound away. Jobber now jumping up and slams on Jay’s foot.

Rhino: Not really enough power to make Jay let go.

Mark: Enough for him to slip free. Jobber now runs against the ropes, ducks Jay’s closeline, and goes for a bulldog. But Jay’s seen that before and tosses Jobber between the ropes to the outside.

Rhino: Man, even though the move was countered, Jobber really was lucky. He barely missed a meeting with one of those numerous barbed wire nests we got set up on the outside. Get into one of those things, and I can promise you you’re not coming out like how you went in.

Mark: And Jay leaves the ring. He’s setting the boots to Jobber’s chest. Jobber now getting up, and Jay whips him hard into the ringside steps. Jay stalking over, man is he cocky. Jay now holding Jobber’s head yelling at him, and starts to slam it into the steps.

Rhino: If he wasn’t broken open before, that corner would have done it.

Mark: Jobber going down again, no, elbow to the gut. Now it’s Jobber’s turn.

Rhino: How do you like it bitch?

Mark: It looks like Jobber’s had enough of that, what the hell does he think he’s doing?

Rhino: Easy, he’s tying Jay to the turnbuckle.

Mark: As the bloody Jay is just strapped there, Jobber’s gone off searching it looks like. What’s that, look like one of the many mines we’ve had placed around. It now looks to me like he’s setting that mine into the underside of one the tables we got out here.

Rhino: That tables going to make one hell of a boom when it breaks.

Mark: Jobber now dragging the table near the Real Deal, who it seems has gotten out of Jobber’s little noose. But Jobber doesn’t see that Jay’s out yet. Jay bending down, he’s got something, Jobber coming closer, and jay just slammed that club right into Jobber’s gut. And now an uppercut gets assisted with his club. Jay now looking around, and it seems he’s found himself a table.

Rhino: Not the same one Jobber rigged up was it?

Mark: Um, no, I don’t think so. Jay Mack now has a bag of some sort, and it seems he’s pouring tacks all onto his table. Jobber is back up on his feet, but Jay hits him in the leg causing him to fall. Jay Mack now picking Jobber up and slams him on that table.

Rhino: All those points, and the damn thing didn’t break.

Mark: Jay looking around, and look what he’s spotted.

Rhino: Now that’s Jobber’s modified blasting table right?

Mark: Right. And by the creepy grin Jay has on his face, this might not be Jobber’s lucky day. Jay dragging the modified table near Jobber and, and he stacked it on top of Jobber?

Rhino: Now that’s got to suck. His back is being stabbed, and he’s looking right into a mine.

Mark: Jay Mack back in the ring and he’s climbed a turnbuckle. Oh now there is no need to mock the Jobber. Jay jumps, and damn.

Rhino: Jay Mack broke the top table, slamming the mine into Jobber, setting it off, which in turn forced the tacks even deeper into Jobber’s flesh, and to top it off, the bottom table broke.

Mark: And look at Jobber. Better yet, look at Jay. He must be so damn proud of himself. Jay Mack now rolling Jobber into the ring and he covers him 1….2….3….

PA Announcer: The winner of the first fall… Jay Mack…

Mark: Already Jay has got something good going for him.

Rhino: That whole fall was basically all Jay.

Mark: But now it’s the second fall. As Jobber starts to get back to his feet, you can feel something different about him.

Rhino: You mean him knowing he’s about to loose?

Mark: Maybe. Jobber running at Jay, and he spears him through the ropes. They both go tumbling out. Jobber wailing away with the lefts and the rights. Jobber reaching out for something, anything it seems, and he’s grabbed…

Rhino: A rubber chicken.

Mark: Sure. Jobber now working on Jay with that chicken, and I can safely say, it’s not dong too much damage really. Jobber rolling off Jay, and now he’s come out of his blind rage to finally see what he’s holding. What the fuck, why is he smiling?

Rhino: You’ve worked here how long? Jobber’s nuts. He doesn’t need a reason to grin over stupid worthless things.

Mark: Jobber now taunting Jay Mack. Not a good thing to do. Jay rushing Jobber, Jobber side steps, and tosses him the chicken.

Rhino: When in doubt, toss the chicken.

Mark: I bet. And look at Jay. Man, if there was ever a picture to show the expression of “what the fuck” it’s the one Jay’s holding now. And Jobber is just grinning. Jobber’s put up his hand, counting down, 5..4..3..2..1..0…

Rhino: How pointle…

Mark: The chicken just exploded. Look at Jay Mack, he is in so much pain.

Rhino: What a plan. Must have been one of Jobber’s special gifts he brought.

Mark: Jay’s hand and face have just be fucked up.

Rhino: It seemed he was concentrating on trying to out box Jobber, and Jobber just took out one of Jay’s weapons, at least for the moment anyhow.

Mark: Jobber now kicking Jay Mack in the gut, sets him in, brings him up, and he’s got Jay in a crucifix powerbomb. Jobber running full force toward one of those nests, dropping to his knee, and Jay flies out onto that nest.

Rhino: While the camera zooms in on Jay Mack’s back, I guess I’ll take the time to reflect how Reverend Jobber put former Kross, a guy who basically sold his soul, in a move called the crucifix powerbomb.

Mark: And after a little wiggling around in the nest, Jay seems just pissed. He’s looking right at Jobber, who it seems is now standing on the ring apron near a turnbuckle away from Jay. Jay now getting up, ah man, did we have to see that?

Rhino: He needed to get up. Easiest way is to use your hands to help you up.

Mark: But the barb went right into his palm. Ahh man, did you see it just squirt blood out when he pulled it out.

Rhino: Yeah I did. So he’s got a hole in his palm now eh?

Mark: Yeah, why? Doesn’t matter. Jay telling Jobber to keep bringing it on. Jobber running toward him, jumps off the apron, cross body. Jay simply bends down.

Rhino: It’s Jobber’s time in that nest, this time he’s face first in it.

Mark: And Jay wasting no time. He’s laying those boots in, pushing him farther in.

Rhino: Is it me or does Jay look best to win this match.

Mark: I know what you mean. Jay now, helping Jobber out of the nest?

Rhino: Helping would imply he was being nice. Jay pulled jobber up out of it ripping out flesh.

Mark: Jay now rolling Jobber into the ring but that’s one place he doesn’t want to be and continues to roll, and he’s once again out of the ring. Jay now in the ring and he’s following the blood spatter. Jay looking through the second and top rope, were did Jobber get to?

Rhino: The turnbuckle. He’s up there, but not for long.

Mark: Right, Jobber jumping off and slams Jay in the head with a clear baseball bat. Jay falling back in the ring. Jobber slides in and he’s holding the bat.

Rhino: Glass baseball bat. Don’t you remember?

Mark: I guess. It’s clear enough, well were it’s not covered in blood. Jay getting back up and Jobber tries for a homerun, damn, Jay’s back down. Jobber backs into a corner and waits. Jay getting back up, Jobber runs, slam.

Rhino: I’m surprised the bat’s ye to break. I mean we’ve heard the thumps all the way over here so he’s got some force behind it.

Mark: Jay once again getting back up, Jobber running once again. Well that’s a new definition for the term “glass jaw”.

Rhino: The bat has shattered. Jay is down. And now Jobber falls down.

Mark: It counts as a pin ….1….2…3…

PA Announcer: The winner of the second fall… Lone Jobber…

Mark: And now Jobber has evened the score. It’s one to one.

Rhino: Already this match has been brutal. Look at both men. Blood pouring out of multiple holes they got in there body. Jay it looks like might have just got his jaw knocked out of place. And we’re not even half way done. These guys really are putting on a blood ba… I mean show.

Mark: but were is Jobber going? Jay is down. Why isn’t he pounding him in with something. Why isn’t he taking advantage of the situation?

Rhino: Why do you ask so many damn questions? Jobber’s planning something, lets just leave it at that.

Mark: Well it’s just that as Jobber looks for whatever on the outside, Jay’s getting back to his feet. But he’s got something in his hand. A large piece of that bat. Jay now going after Jobber. Jobber’s back is turn, Jay laying a few welcoming punches into the kidneys. Jobber’s getting back up and it looks like he’s got something. Is that…

Rhino: Yes… an EWA classic… a playstation 2…

Mark: They rush head on, Jobber swings the PS2, and Jay goes down, hard. Jobber now starting to lift up Jay, and Jay it seems is trying to climb up Jobber. Did that last attack knock the, no, Jay was playing possum. Jay just impaled Jobber with that glass shard.

Rhino: And look at Jay back peddle.

Mark: Jay taking a breather it seems, and Jobber, Jobber it seems is just in shock. What a scene eh Rhino? Rhino?

Rhino: Please, this is just nasty.

Mark: Jobber, a piece a glass in him and sticking out, looking shocked. Jay Mack, well, would you say he’s a bit afraid?

Rhino: Why? Why did they have to that? He could have just cut some serious organs.

Mark: I think that’s what he was aiming for. Jobber now pulling the shard out. Looked smaller before.

Rhino: Just, just get on with it. Shouldn’t he go to the hospital, i mean he was just stabbed in the gut.

Mark: Hospitals can wait. He’s got a match. And what’s more important here in the eWa, your life, or your match?

Rhino: Now please. That was uncalled for.

Mark: You mean him licking his own blood off the glass? I’m betting he’ll be tasting more blood that that. Now that was like a scene right out of Ichi, he cut his own fucking tongue. And that was all Jay needed. Jay rushing Jobber, and he slams him right into the side of the ring. After giving Jobber a thorough beating, Jay rolls Jobber into the ring. Jay goes
around, and it seems he’s grabbed some barbed wire.

Rhino: I almost hate to see what’s coming next.

Mark: jay wrapping the wire around his fist, back in the ring, and he’s taking shots at Jobber. With that done, Jay’s going over the turnbuckle. There is a reason it’s patted, and Jay shows us exactly why. Underneath is cold hard steel. Jay unwrapping the wire from his hands and he’s wrapping it around the turnbuckle.

Rhino: Go Jobber!

Mark: Jobber came up and stinger splashed Jay into the barbed wire. Look at his chest bleed. Jay now going after Jobber. jay with a strike to Jobber’s gut right in the stab area. Jobber’s hurt. Jay’s got him up on his shoulder, snake eyes!

Rhino: Jay Mack really wants to win this match, by any means possible.

Mark: And why now? Jay Mack now has one of those blasting pads and a nest of barbed wire. Both of which he tosses into the ring. He slides in again, knocks Jobber right back on his ass, and it’s time to go to work. He seems to have placed the nest in a corner, and the pad right on the wire. Jay walking around, Lifts Jobber up a little, and gives him a scoop slam. The glass from that bat now digging into Jobber’s back.

Rhino: And it looks like Jay’s got an idea.

Mark: Jay now going around, gathering all the glass he can find. He’s now dropping it on the blasting pad.

Rhino: Blasting pad go boom, shoot the glass into Jobber?

Mark: I think that’s what Jay is planning. Jobber now back to his feet. Jobber running at Jay, who is just all smiles. Jobber sees it. Jobber changing his course, rebound off the ropes, tornado DDT.

Rhino: Lucky. Jay barely just missed setting off his own mine. But Jobber flips up.

Mark: Now Jobber in the corner. Jobber slamming his hand on the turnbuckle top. Slamming his foot on the ground. Again with the stomp. And again. The crowd is getting behind him. Looks like Lone Jobber is warming up the band. Jay getting up, and he sees just how close he was. Jay turning around to face Jobber, Jobber’s left the corner, and Sweet Chin Music.

Rhino: Not as much power behind it, but Jay is spinning, he walls…

Mark: And falls he does, chest first on that mine. This just might have crossed the line.

Rhino: Look out in the crowd, it seems someone was actually hit with a piece of that glass shrapnel. Dear god, if that person is hurt, just think about Jay. He was hit at ground zero.

Mark: Jobber now surprised at what happened. I don’t think he even thought it would be like that. Now it’s Jobber’s turn to give Jay a helping hand out of the nest. Jobber pushes him down. Goes for the pin …1…2… no! How?

Rhino: What a match. Both men showing how much heart they really have.

Mark: And Jobber is pissed. Jobber walking around the ring and now he is wrapping some barbed wire around his wrist. Helping Jay to his feet, a left, a left, going back, doing a little dance, and a tainted right. Jay is down. Jobber goes for the pin again ..1…2…3…

PA Announcer: The winner of the third fall… Lone Jobber….

Mark: Jobber has battled back from losing the first fall and now has just one last pin to win it.

Rhino: Jobber now resting in the corner. This match, it’s taking so much out of both me.

Mark: You know it’s funny. This, the first time Jobber’s wore just wrestling shorts, this time we’re really allowed to see how much carnage his body is taking.

Rhino: He is still favoring that wound to his gut though. And Jay, well…

Mark: He’s got his own wounds now. But what I can’t understand is how either man is standing at this point?

Rhino: Both want to win. And both are now up, wobbling around a bit, but still up.

Mark: Jay now attacking Jobber right off. He’s back Jobber in the corner. Jay climbing up and starting the punching …1…2…3…4…5…6.. oh no. Jobber just pulled Jay’s head down and struck to turnbuckle. Jobber now putting his arms under jay’s legs.

Rhino: Looks like he’s going to a powerbomb.

Mark: That it does, but Jobber pushes up and has thrown Jay over the turnbuckle…

Rhino: Allyoop…

Mark: And the lights go out as Jay successfully landed on part of the 6 by 3 foot board we had set out there at ring side.

Rhino: Of all the nice little things, that board sure was the brightest.

Mark: Nice joke. Jay shattered most of what used to be lit light bulbs, and now his body seems like it’s in convolutions from the electric shock.

Rhino: You think we just had a person who wired it pretty damn bad, or do you think all those extra loose wires were placed there on purpose?

Mark: A little from column A, and a little from column B. Jobber now on the out side, and rolls Jay off the board. Jobber getting Jay back to his feet, but Mack pulls Jobber to the side of him and now Jobber is getting a little electroshock therapy. Jay taking his time moving around the ring and it seems he’s found the bull rope and cow bell.

Rhino: Bull. Cow. Dead meat. Bad joke. My bad.

Mark: Sure. Man, you sure are a feather weight tonight you know. Jay now in the ring and he’s got his sites set once again on the Jobber, who it seems rolled off the board and now is crawling into the ring. And Jay swinging the bull rope around and hits Jobber in the face with the attached cowbell. Jobber is down.

Rhino: It’s just me but it seems like this match is taking it’s toll on both men, but Jobber much more.

Mark: Well Jay has to step it up a notch as all Jobber needs is a good three seconds and this thing is over. But at this point Jay has the upper hand, as well as Jobber’s arm tied to the ropes.

Rhino: Now I’m confused. Which one is into bondage again?

Mark: This is neither the time nor the place. Jay Mack now has both of Lone Jobber’s arms tied to the top ropes with that bull rope. And with the end of it, he’s slamming a defenseless Jobber in the face with the bell.

Rhino: I guess Jay has had enough of that type of pain giving.

Mark: Yeah, so what’s he doing on the outside of the ring. Oh my. Is that? Just thrown in the ring.

Rhino: First that bastard Hunter. Now Jason Mack. Why does Jobber always seem to piss off guys who like to use sledgehammers.

Mark: Who knows, but Jay is back in, and he’s picked up the hammer. Jay running against the far away ropes and now towards Jobber. He’s swinging the sledgehammer. Holy fuck!

Rhino: Man. Jobber, I feel for him now.

Mark: Jay Mack just nailed Jobber in his right arm, his more powerful arm. It looks broken.

Rhino: No shit. See that, it’s his elbow. See that other bend, it shouldn’t be there. And Jay, just look at him, he’s now in shock.

Mark: Why should he be? He did it. He broke Jobber’s arm. He planned it.

Rhino: I still can’t get over the fact that instead of doing the pussy way of hitting a person with a sledgehammer, you know holding the head of the hammer and punching him, Jay went and actually swung the thing with the power that could, I mean, did break bones.

Mark: Before when Jay did the unthinkable and stabbed Jobber, Jobber was surprised, now he’s just pissed.

Rhino: We need to get some help out here. How can this match really continue?

Mark: Who knows but the referee has untied Jobber, Jobber knocks down the referee and runs directly at Jay, who did the best thing in the situation, got the fuck out of Dodge. But Jobber’s not waiting for Jay to come back in, he’s going to continue after him, and Jay just runs.

Rhino: What a coward, he took out the man, he pissed him off royally, and now he won’t even face his fears.

Mark: Jobber now rounding the corner, and gets a face full of mist into the face thanks to Jay Mack and his nice red fire extinguisher.

Rhino: He’s powerless. He’s half out. Now Jay just has to blind him.

Mark: Blind him maybe, but Jobber is now putting his arms out trying to find Jay. And he’s done it. With a left hook, he’s found the man that’s angered him so. Jobber has pinned Jay up against the barricade and now lays in a left. And another, another, another, and yes, another. Going back for another left, but Jay somehow escapes, but no he doesn’t see the right.

Rhino: Little impact on that right thrown by Jobber, as his arm simply bended around when force was applied.

Mark: Jobber now holding his arm in pain giving Jay yet another opportunity to get the hell away. Ha ha, Jay Mack just tried over some thing in a small box. As Jobber tries to get past the foam in his eyes and the pain on his body, Jay is checking the box, and yet another smile.

Rhino: When ever Jay smiles like that, you know someone’s getting hurt.

Mark: Jay now sliding the box into the ring and follows it. Jobber has spotted him and goes after. Jay Mack easy gets to Jobber and now wraps Jobber’s own right arm around his throat and is choking him with it. Jay pulls the broken arm, Jobber spins, Jay kicks him in the gut, reopening the wound from before. Jobber is really hurt. Jay Mack now going over to the box and from it he’s lifting a concrete block.

Rhino: Dear god. We all know this is a death match, but for the love of God no.

Mark: Jay holding the block in his hands. He rebounds against the ropes and, damn, drives a corner of the block right into one of Jobber’s temples. Jobber fell, fast. He isn’t moving at all. And what’s this, he’s putting the block right in the middle of the ring. Jay Mack dragging Jobber over, and picks him up. Mack now standing on the block and picks up Jobber in what looks might be a scoop slam. No, Jay Mack jumped back slightly behind the block and delivered his patent Real Deal Driver to Lone Jobber.

Rhino: Well, at least Jobber’s face broke the fall. Come to think of it, his face also broke the concrete block. It’s become reduced to nothing but rubble.

Mark: Well it doesn’t matter much, Jobber isn’t moving at all. Jay Mack is now free to make the pin …1…2…3…

PA Announcer: The winner of the fourth fall…. Jay Mack…

Mark: And we go the full stretch. But what’s Jay doing?

Rhino: He’s telling the referee to continue counting, he wants this to end.

Mark: And it looks like the referee is going to do just that ….1….2….. almost. Jobber got his hand up just in the nick of time.

Rhino: Jay just can’t believe it, neither can the fans, and hell, I’m just as surprised.

Mark: Jay Mack trying again for the pin …1…2.. no. Jobber gets his arm up again.

Rhino: He just won’t go down without a fight.

Mark: Jay Mack is up now and he’s laying in the kicks, but Jobber catches his foot, and easily pushes him off balance. Jay Mack wobbles to the ropes, but he runs back and this time Jobber thrusts with both his legs toward Jay, who goes back to the ropes, up, and over them. But it looks like when he fell, he got snagged on something.

Rhino: For this whole match I’ve been noticing that, um, object right in front of the ring near the ramp. But what the hell is it I’m wondering.

Mark: Well it’s covered with some sort of tarp, and because I can’t see through it, I have no fucking idea. But it looks like Jay wants to know. Oh…

Rhino: My..

Mark: Gawd. It appears someone brought down what looks like a glass box or a glass coffin, and the thing isn’t empty.

Rhino: Are they alive, the scorpions I mean.

Mark: Yeah, yeah they are. But look at Jay, now that’s a look of worry on his face. And look in the ring at Jobber, it’s like he knew they’d be there. And he’s taunting Jay.

Rhino: Now this just isn’t right.

Mark: Jay, wanting no part of the scorpion’s box, is taking his chances with the lesser of the two evils. He’s back in the ring and away they go.

Rhino: Jobber is a lot slower than what he started out as, and Jay seems like he isn’t throwing nearly as strong punches.

Mark: What can you expect, they’ve been through hell and back. But still they continue. Jobber runs against the ropes, moonsault from the second rope, Jay catches him. Looks like a tombstone, but Jobber clicks his knees together against Jay’s head, says there’s no place like home, and comes free. Jay now runs after Jobber who goes old style on him, and gives him a back body drop. Jay is up and over the ropes and is falling back toward
Earth near the little buggers.

Rhino: But Jay reaches out and catches hold of the ropes. Lady Luck is on Jay’s side, as Jay is on the ring’s side.

Mark: Not for long, Jobber running up and does what looks like a Stunner, Jay’s chest bounces off the top rope and he’s falling backwards.

Rhino: He’s safe, at least for now. He only landed on the top of that cage. But if i were him, I wouldn’t move much, I can already see cracks in the glass.

Mark: This isn’t stopping the Jobber however. He’s up on the top rope, a little taunt, and he’s feeling froggy. The glass cell has shattered. The scorpions have free reign.

Rhino: After what looked like a couple pokes, the Jobber quickly get the hell out of that area, Jay isn’t as lucky. Hope they aren’t too lethal.

Mark: Well they both are walking now aren’t they, that’s a good sign. Jobber now sliding a ladder into the ring. Jay Mack, after yelling at everyone around him, has picked up a lead pipe, and the colorization at the end makes it look a little rusty.

Rhino: That’s not rust, not on one of Jobber’s toys.

Mark: Be that as it might be, Jay is back in the ring as well. Jay goes to hit Jobber, and nails him right in the forehead. He’s been ripped right on open again.

Rhino: Maybe it’s not the town, but they sure have painted the ring red tonight.

Mark: Too bad it’s not a most blood match. Jobber is down and it looks like Jay is going to go for the death blow.

Rhino: Not a good pun.

Mark: Pun, I’m be serious. Jay now thrusting the pipe downward, but Jobber luckily rolls away. The ladder is just at Jobber’s feet, and he knows that. Jay coming again for the final blow but this time Jobber slides the ladder over and rams it right into Jay’s leg. Off balanced, the pipe hits just inches from Jobber’s scalp. Jobber has the end, and pushes it toward Jay, knocking him in the chest. Jobber back up and mustering all his strength,
lays Jay Mack out with a shot to the forehead.

Rhino: I knew I saw that before. Classic EOW shot.

Mark: Jay is down. Jobber setting the ladder up. Slowly, very slowly he rises to the top.

Rhino: They say Jobber always blows the big matches, tonight he proves them wrong.

Mark: He always blows the big matches with a big move, this match isn’t over yet. And Jobber has made his way to the top rung. What is he doing?

Rhino: Going to the top, what else?

Mark: I guess you’re right. With Jay Mack unable to move at all, he might as well do the impossible.

Rhino: Ladies and gents, get out your cameras. Prefect shot. A bloody Lone Jobber on top of a ladder taunting and one of his arch rivals out cold. What a perr…

Mark: No time to act like a cat… oh god. Jobber just fell. It appears he passed out.

Rhino: Why not. All that pain. All that blood loss. Look at the ladder, although it was just brought into play its like a candy cane, lined with blood.

Mark: The Lone Jobber pushed himself until he had nothing, and he simply passed out. But what is the referee doing?

Rhino: The referee just “tripped” it seems, and while doing so knocked Lone Jobber’s arm onto Jay Mack’s leg. It’s a legal pin ….1…….2……..3…….

PA Announcer: The winner of the fifth and final fall… Lone Jobber…

Rhino: And now the meds come get them. Better late than never I guess.

Mark: Hey Rhino, while they clean up the place for the next match, how about we go score a Purgdog or whatever is around now…

Rhino: I don’t know, there is something about that match that reminded me of a medium rare hamburger I ate the other day.

Mark:Ahh, classic. Lets get ready for our main event…
Collision of Champions Triple Threat Match
Subway vs Big Daddy Ace vs John Stevens

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a triple threat match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Staten Island, Ny… Weighing in at 273 pounds… From the BTP… The FTW Champion… BIG DADDY ACE…

(“Lying From You” plays as Big Daddy Ace walks in to the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The eWa TelevisioN Champion… JOHN STEVENS…

(“My December,Instrumental Verision” plays as he enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… One half of the eWa Tag Team Champions and the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… SUBWAY…

(“Hits From the bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Mark:Well this is going to be real interesting…

Rhino:Who is the best champion in the eWa? We will find that out tonight…

Mark:All three men are in the center of the ring right now…

Rhino:And each man is ready to tear in to the other…

Mark:No one is backing down and the trash talking continues between them all…

Rhino:They all believe they are the best in the eWa right now…

Mark:And we will find out tonight who the better man is…Subway goes right after Big Daddy Ace with a spear and takes him down…

Rhino:Subway just went right in to Ace and is nailing him with right hands…

Mark:The Undisputed Champion puts the boots to Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:John Stevens is putting the boots to Big Daddy Ace as well…

Mark:A Double team on Big Daddy Ace has begun as Stevens and Subway now whip Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Double spinebuster by Stevens and Subway…

Rhino:What a double team move by those two…

Mark:Subway turns around and Stevens nails him with a couple of right hands… John Stevens now working over the Undisputed Champion as he sends him for the ride in to the ropes… And he nails Subway with a back body drop…

Rhino:John Stevens and Subway worked as a team for a moment and now John Stevens is doing what he does best and thats taking out people and he is starting to do it to Subway…

Mark:The eWa Television Champion John Stevens now hooks up Subway and connects with a snap suplex… As John Stevens begins to grind away on the Undisputed Champion…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is hurt on the outside right now… As John Stevens is in complete control of the Undisputed Champion…

Mark:Subway is back up and gets kicked in the midsection by Stevens… Hangman’s neckbreaker…

Rhino:Im liking the way John Stevens has approached this match up…

Mark:John Stevens picks up Subway and hooks him up… Powerbomb by the Television Champion… Stevens goes for a cover 1……………………………..2…………………… Big Daddy Ace breaks it up…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is ready to fight now and is going right after Ace…

Mark:Ace goes behind Stevens and nails him with a reverse DDT… Stevens is down as Ace goes for a quick cover 1……………………….2…………….. Kickout by John Stevens… Big Daddy Ace now is starting to get back in to a little groove right now…

Rhino:After the early beating… He is starting to get back in to this match up…

Mark:John Stevens is back up as Big Daddy Ace sends him in to the corner… Stevens comes out of the corner and Big Daddy Ace nails him with a spin heel kick…

Rhino:He almost took John Steven’s head off…

Mark:Subway is starting to move now…

Rhino:If I were Big Daddy Ace, I would pay attention to Subway…

Mark:Ace goes for a cover on Stevens 1…………………………………..2…………………. John Stevens gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Subway is back up…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace turns around… SUBLINE by the Undisputed Champion…

Rhino:Now he did take Big Daddy Ace’s head off did Subway…

Mark:Subway reaches over and gets arm on Big Daddy Ace… Cover 1…………………………………………………2……………………………………3… NO John Stevens just got there in time to break it up…

Rhino:Now that was a close call…

Mark:Subway goes back to Ace… And now picks him up and nails him with an enziguri to the back of the head…

Rhino:Ace’s head must be ringing right now…

Mark:John Stevens is behind Subway… John Stevens connects with a German Suplex with a bridge… 1…………………………..2…………………….. Subway is able to get out before the three count…

Rhino:That was a beautiful suplex by John Stevens…

Mark:Subway now is in some trouble as John Stevens picks him up… And nails him with a running powerslam… Stevens with a quick cover 1……………………….2…………………. Kickout by Subway again…

Rhino:Subway is not in good shape right now…

Mark:Ace is up and nails Stevens with a couple of right hands as he whips him in to the ropes…Ace with a spinebuster to John Stevens…

Rhino:He goes for a quick pinfall does Ace…

Mark:Count 1…………………….2………………………. Stevens gets his shoulder up… As Stevens now hooks up John Stevens…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace isnt wasting any time…

Mark:Sit Down Powerbomb by Ace… Pinfall 1………………………………2………………… Subway breaks it up before the three…

Rhino:All three men want to win so bad and are willing to do what ever they have to do to prove that they are the best champion in the eWa…

Mark:Subway and Big Daddy Ace are trading right hands…

Rhino:They are slugging it out right now…

Mark:Ace gets the advantage and whips him in to the ropes…Subway ducks a clothesline… And comes back with a crossbody… Cover 1…………………………2…………..John Stevens pulls Subway off of Ace…

Rhino:Stevens now with right hands to Subway…

Mark:Stevens whips Subway in to the ropes… And Stevens just charged right in and sent him over the top rope with a clothesline and to the floor goes Subway…

Rhino:Watch out for Ace now…

Mark:Ace and Stevens are fighting it out tooth and nail in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Subway is out of it for now on the outside… Ace and Stevens are just battling in the middle of the ring…

Mark:Stevens sends Ace in to the ropes…

Rhino:John Stevens ducks his head a little early…

Mark:A-BOMB by BIG DADDY ACE…

Rhino:John Stevens is out in the ring right now…

Mark:Ace just needs to go for a cover…

Rhino:Subway is back in the ring…

Mark:Ace turns around… SUBLINE BY SUBWAY… Cover 1………………………………….2…………………………………………3……………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SUBWAY…

Rhino:Subway has proven why he is the eWa Undisputed Champion…

Mark:Look at the entrance ramp…

Rhino:Thats Triple H… What is he doing out there…

Mark:He has been there for a few minutes now… But he just saw Subway prove that he is the most dominant champion in the eWa right now…

Rhino:Things are heating up now here in the eWa…

Mark:What a way to end 2003… Happy New Year Everyone… We will see you in 2004… Good Night Everyone…

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