Tuesday Night Carnage 08-26-03
Mark:Welcome everyone to Indianapolis, Indiana… And welcome to eWa Tuesday Night Carnage… I am Mark and I am alongside as always my partner in crime… Rhino…
Rhino:Mark… I am here and I am ready for all of the action we have set for here tonight…
Mark:Tonight our big main event… Is a Four Way Elimination Extreme Death Match…
For the FTW Title… As The Undertaker defends against Chris Benoit… Subway and the returning Halo…
Rhino:That should be one hell of a match and one hell of a fight…
Mark:Plus here tonight we have our Final Semi-Final match for the eWa Television
Title Tournament as Sid Vicious battles John Cena…
Rhino:Will Sid be able to rebound after he lost the FTW Title last pay per view?
Mark:Also here tonight we will determine a new number one contender for the FTW Title… Plus we have the Highlight Reel with Chris Jericho… With his special guest the one and the only Undisputed World Champion Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:It is shaping up to be one hell of a night Mark…
Mark:Its time to head to the ring for our opening match…
Ryan Morag vs Matt Hardy
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Cameron, North Carolina… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… MATT HARDY…
(“Live for the Moment” plays as Matt Hardy enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…Weighing in at 240 Pounds… RYAN MORAG…
(Ryan Morag’s Theme plays as enters the arena…)
Mark:Ryan Morag with right hands to Matt Hardy… Matt Hardy comes back with right hands of his own…
Rhino:Back and forth… Matt and Ryan…
Mark:Ryan whips Matt in to the ropes… Reversal by Matt Hardy… Matt Hardy ducks his head… And Ryan nails Matt with a DDT… Heres a quick cover 1………………………2…………… Kickout by Matt Hardy…
Rhino:Ryan picks up Matt Hardy and he just nailed him with a snap suplex…
Mark:Ryan whips Matt Hardy back in to the ropes… Flying Cross body by Ryan Morag and heres the pin 1……………………………2…………………… Matt Hardy gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close one right there…
Mark:Ryan Morag picks up Matt Hardy… JawBreaker by Hardy…
Rhino:Matt just with a little momentum changer right there…
Mark:Matt Hardy now spins Ryan around and nails him with a big clothesline… Matt goes for the cover 1…………………………2……… Kickout by Ryan Morag…
Rhino:Matt has turn this match back in to his favor right here and now…
Mark:Matt Hardy scoops up and slams Ryan down to the canvas… Matt is putting the boots to Ryan Morag… As Matt Hardy is planning out his strategy…
Rhino:Matt Hardy is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Leg Drop by Matt Hardy… But Ryan Morag moves out of the way…
Rhino:This is Ryan Morag’s chance to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Right hands by Ryan Morag… And now sends him in to the ropes… Big Dropkick by Ryan Morag… As Ryan Morag picks up Matt Hardy…
Rhino:Ryan has him hooked…
Mark:LAST CALL by Ryan Morag… Heres the cover 1……………………………..2…………………….3…….. ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RYAN MORAG…
Rhino:Ryan Morag gets the big victory in his eWa Debut over Matt Hardy…
Mark:Matt Hardy gave it all he had but Ryan Morag pulls out the victory here tonight… Still to come tonight… Chris Jericho and his Highlight Reel with Shawn Michaels… But right now its time to head to the ring for a special Triple Threat Match…
Jeff Hardy vs Billy Gunn vs Prodigy
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is a Triple Threat Match…Introducing first from Cameron, North Carolina… Weighing in at 212 Pounds… JEFF HARDY…
(“Live for the moment” plays as Jeff Hardy enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Orlando, Florida… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… BILLY GUNN…
(“Assman” plays as Billy Gunn walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Dallas, Texas… Weighing in at 374 Pounds… PRODIGY…
(“Are you ready for this” plays as Prodigy walks down to the ring…)
Mark:Well here we go…
Rhino:Its Triple Threat Rules… One fall to a finish Mark…
Mark:Gunn and Hardy are going right after Prodigy… Prodigy blocks the right hand from Gunn and nails him with a big right hand…
Rhino:Prodigy is fighting both of them off…
Mark:Hardy gets taken out with a clothesline from Prodigy… From behind Gunn nails Prodigy with a clothesline… And that knocks him back in to the ropes…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy spins Billy Gunn and nails him with a right hand…
Mark:Gunn and Hardy are fighting back and forth and have forgot about Prodigy… Gunn whips Hardy in to the ropes… Reversal by Hardy and Hardy nails Gunn with a dropkick that sends him to the outside…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy just ran in to a big clothesline from Prodigy…
Mark:Prodigy now has Jeff Hardy in the corner and is working on him in the corner… Prodigy sends Jeff Hardy in to the corner and nails Jeff Hardy with a big splash in the corner…
Rhino:He took the wind right out of Jeff Hardy did Prodigy…
Mark:Billy Gunn is back in the ring… And takes Prodigy down with a bulldog take down…Billy Gunn is putting the boots to Prodigy as he is down on the canvas…
Rhino:Look at the fire being shown by Billy Gunn…
Mark:Right now Billy Gunn whips him in to the ropes… Billy goes for a dropkick… And Prodigy holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:That backfired on Billy Gunn…
Mark:Belly to Belly suplex by Prodigy to Billy Gunn…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Hardy with right hands to Prodigy… Prodigy ducks the clothesline… And nails him with a samoan drop…
Rhino:Gunn just got sent over the top rope with a big clothesline from Prodigy…
Mark:Prodigy has just put Hardy on to the top rope… PRODICAL SUN FROM THE TOP ROPE…
Rhino:What a Move!
Mark:Prodigy goes for a cover 1………………………………..2…………………………3…. ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PRODIGY…
Rhino:Prodigy just picked up a big win here tonight…
Mark:It was a big win in a Triple Threat Match… As we now are getting set to head back in to the ring…As there is an announcement going to be made in the ring… So lets get to the ring…
Pa Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen… The next match was set to be Kid Money vs Payne Killer… But doctors would not allow Payne Killer to appear here tonight… So that match will not take place…
(“If I cant” plays as Kid Money walks out in to the arena…)
Kid Money:Woah! This is not going to happen like this… Since Payne Killer is not here, I should win damn it… Referee award this match to me…
Pa Announcer:The official at ringside has awarded this match up to KID MONEY… So here is your winner KID MONEY…
Mark:Its a forfit victory for the Leader of Money Inc…
Rhino:Its a forfit victory… But a victory none the less…
Mark:I guess so Rhino… I guess so… Its time for Lone Jobber vs Half Dollar… So lets head down to the ring…
Lone Jobber vs Half Dollar
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Representing Money Inc… HALF DOLLAR…
(“Here comes the money” plays as Half Dollar enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…
(“One is the Loneist Number” plays as Lone Jobber enters the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… Lone Jobber locks up with Half Dollar in the center of the ring… Kick to the midsection of Half Dollar…Lone Jobber nails Half Dollar with a swinging neck breaker…
Rhino:Lone Jobber now putting the boots to Half Dollar…
Mark:Lone Jobber now hooks up Half Dollar and nails him with a big vertical suplex… Lone Jobber floats over for the cover 1…………………….2………… Kickout by Half Dollar…
Rhino:Jobber is now setting up Half Dollar in the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips Half Dollar in to the corner… Lone Jobber charges in with a clothesline… But Half Dollar moved out of the way…
Rhino:That was a smart move on his behalf…
Mark:Diamond Cutter to Lone Jobber and Half Dollar goes for a cover 1……………………2………….. And Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Half Dollar is setting Lone Jobber up for a piledriver…
Mark:Half Dollar connects with the piledriver… And goes for another cover 1…………………………….2……………………..Lone Jobber kicks out at the count of two… As Half Dollar hooks him and nails him with vertical suplex…
Rhino:Jobber gets out of it…
Mark:Belly to back suplex on Half Dollar from Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas…
Mark:Right hands back and forth from both men… Half Dollar takes the advantage…
And sends Lone Jobber in to the ropes…Reversal by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Jobber ducks his head…
Mark:Half Dollar sets him up… Powerbomb by Half Dollar on to Lone Jobber…
Rhino:This could be it…
Mark:Half Dollar hooks the leg… 1…………………….2……………………3… NO! Lone Jobber got his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close one for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Half Dollar with right hands… Goes for a clothesline… Lone Jobber ducks and goes for a DDT… Blocked by Half Dollar and Half Dollar nails Lone Jobber with a DDT…
Rhino:Half Dollar heads to the top rope…
Mark:MILLION DOLLAR DROP MOONSAULT… And theres the cover 1……………………….2………………………3…………….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner HALF DOLLAR…
Rhino:This is a huge win for Half Dollar…
Mark:Half Dollar gets a huge win over the former FTW Champion…
Rhino:It seems like Lone Jobber is in some sort of funk…
Mark:He must be…And now it’s time for the much anticipated debut of eWa Superstar Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel which I’m sure will always stir up some controversy, hopefully for the good…
Rhino: For the good!? Jericho finally is here to save us Mark! Thanks to Y2J, finally, we are getting all the dirt surrounding the eWa! This will be great I can’t wait!…
Mark: Well I’m glad your excited for the tenth time tonight…
(Immediately upon the Hardcore Theater “Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel” intro plays as does “Break The Walls Down” all throughout the arena in Indianapolis…Out comes Y2J with pyros and all blazing around him….A Mix of Boos and Cheers comes from the Indianapolis crowd as Jericho continues to make his way down the ramp and into the ring, now glorifying himself upon the new eWa Highlight Reel set….Jericho grabs an eWa microphone after calming down)
Chris Jericho: Well Well Well…It looks like the eWa finally gave the big bad…rooty tooty King of Bling Bling…(Crowd Cheers)….Exactly what he deserved, his own part of the show….Because let’s face it baby, when your as good as I am….Fame and Fortune just ain’t enough….(Crowd Boos and Cheers)….And all you assclowns here tonight booing a Larger than Life Living Legend, here in Indianapolis, can just go ahead and kiss my dollar covered ass for all I care!!…
(Jericho looks serious as the anti-jericho fans start the ‘ASSHOLE’ chants throughout the arena supported by boos)
Chris Jericho: Now since tonight is the debut of MY highlight reel, a very SPECIAL debut…I figured I needed a very SPECIAL guest…and tonight’s guest as you all know is…an Icon….(Crowd Boos)….a Showstoppa….(Crowd Boos)….I’m talking about the heartbreak kid Shawn Michaels!!….(Crowd Boos)….You see at one time Shawn Michaels was indeed a Legend….Oh yes….Shawn Michaels used to be…THE MAN….(Crowd Boos)….Shawn Michaels used to come out here and play Sweet Chin Music all night long!!!….And it was those days….those long and forgotten days that helped set a path for my career…..A path to be as good as Shawn Michaels…And Shawn after watching what you’ve done….And after watching what I’ve done Shawn…You need to start modeling your retirement match to look like every one of my matches, pure class with one hundred percent Jeritude baby!!!….
(The Crowd starts backing up Jericho with ‘Y2J’ chants all across Indianapolis)
Chris Jericho: Yeah That’s Right!!…Shawn can you hear these people….They know greatness when they’ve seen it….And they’ve seen it about 10 years ago when you could still walk on your own!!….(Crowd Cheers)….Because Shawn from screwing Bret Hart to taking a sub-retirement thanks to a back injury….I have concluded that you are nothing but….a Y2J-Wanna Be!!…..(Crowd Cheers)….And Shawn there is nothing you or your little DX boys can do it about it Junior! Go ahead and get your neon green stupid ass out here!!…
(“Boy Toy” play as Shawn Michaels enters the arena as the fans boo)
Chris Jericho: Well Shawn it’s so glad you could make it out here…I mean I’m surprised those pain killers you took for your back gave you enough energy to even do that!!….
HBK:Thats real cute Chris… Real cute…
Chris Jericho: Because Shawn let’s face it…When’s the last time the showstoppa has really been tested?…. When’s the last time you actually proved that we are still ten years in the past?….
HBK:Jericho… Whens the last time I was the Showstoppa… Boy… Every night the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is the Showstoppa… You see Jericho… Guys like you want to be like me…Guys like you Jericho want to be Shawn Michaels and lets face it… There is only one Heartbreak Kid…There is only one Showstopper… And that is me… Not you Chris… Quite frankly Jericho… What makes you think you are in my league
Chris Jericho: Listen here you Jackass!!….(Crowd Cheers)…Yeah Yeah Yeah….Everyone wants to be Shawn Michaels….Everyone wants to be the man that battled the Undertaker through Hell….Everyone wants to be the man that had countless battles against Bret the Hitman Hart…..But Shawn let’s face it….this is the year 2003….and I think you left your dentures back in the locker room…..And another thing….You think I’m not in your league Shawn?…..Listen here you wrinkly assclown….Are you forgetting who your talking to?….I am Chris Jericho….A man who gets the job done…and keeps doing it!!!…..A man who saves these eWa fans from having to keep watching pathetic people like you who still think they have what it takes…people like you that had to cheat and take painkillers to get where they are at…And Shawn…You know as well as I….There can only be one King of the World Baby….And You’re lookin’ at him!!!…(Jericho begins to raise his arms and walk around the ring as cheers fill the arena)….
HBK:Yes Jericho… You are in fact the King of the CRY BABIES…
Chris Jericho: WHAT?! I AM NOT A CRY BABY YOU JACKASS!!
HBK:Chris… You do get the job done… You do the J.O.B. each and every time Jericho… And another thing…You may think I should just pack my bags and go home… But Jericho… There is one thing that I am… And that you arent…I am the UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!(crowd boos)…
Chris Jericho: Right Shawn…You are the champion….And let’s face it everyone…It’s easy to be the champion when you have Shane McMahons penis on your side along with facing people like Ric Flair and Joey Armstrong on your side..
HBK:And you know Jericho… You and the rest of your Money Inc boys… Think that you have a chance against the most dominant group in this company’s history?
Chris Jericho: A Chance?!….A Chance you say Shawn?!….Shawn let me tell you something…
Mark:Jericho just nailed Michaels with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Cheap shot by Jericho…
Mark:Jericho sends Michaels for the ride in to the ropes…Clothesline by Jericho…
Rhino:DX IS OUT…
Mark:Nash and Triple H are in the ring and are attacking Jericho from behind…
Rhino:Its Three on One in the center of the ring…
Mark:This is an interesting way for the first Highlight Reel to end…
Rhino:Here comes Money Inc…
Mark:Kid Money… IRS and Half Dollar have entered the ring… And have stopped the attack on Jericho…
Rhino:This war is going to explode at Tournament of Champions…
Mark:Money Inc and Degeneration X will battle it out in War Game at Tournament of Champions… As they clear out the highlight reel set… We head back to the ring… For more action…
Number One Contendership Elimination Match for the FTW Title
Nuclear Bomb vs Dragon vs Mark Evans
Pa Announcer:This next match is a Elimination Match for the Number One Contendership for the FTW Title… Introducing first… From Princeton, Nj… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… MARK EVANS…
(Mark Evans’s Theme plays as he walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Denver, Colorado… Weighing in at 333 Pounds… DRAGON…
(“Are you ready for this” plays as Dragon enters the arena…)
Mark:Dragon is not waiting for Nuclear Bomb to enter the ring… And Dragon is attacking Mark Evans…
Rhino:Dragon is beating the hell out of Mark Evans…
Mark:Dragon sends Mark Evans for the ride in to the ropes… Over the Head Belly to
Belly Supex by Dragon…
Rhino:Mark Evans has been laid out by Dragon…
Mark:Dragon picks up Mark Evans… MYSTICAL KNIGHT…
Rhino:Mark Evans is out cold…
Mark:Here is the cover 1………………………….2……………………3…………..
Pa Announcer:Mark Evans has been eliminated…
Rhino:Mark Evans has been eliminated… And Nuclear Bomb has ran in to the ring and
has attacked Dragon from behind…
Mark:Clubbing blows to the back of Dragon by Nuclear Bomb… Nuclear Bomb sends Dragon in to the ropes… Flying Clothesline by Nuclear Bomb…
Rhino:That was a big clothesline from Nuclear Bomb…
Mark:Nuclear Bomb putting the boots to Dragon as he is down on the canvas…
Rhino:Its smart to keep him on the canvas…
Mark:Dragon trying to pull himself up in the corner… As Nuclear Bomb charges in but Dragon gets his boot up and nailing him right in the face…
Rhino:Spinning Clothesline from Dragon…
Mark:Did you see Dragon spin Nuclear Bomb around like that… Anyhow… Dragon picks up Nuclear Bomb… And nails him with a running powerslam… And heres the cover 1…………………………..2………………………….. Kickout by Nuclear Bomb…
Rhino:Right now Dragon is taking apart Nuclear Bomb…
Mark:Dragon now hooks up Nuclear Bomb and nails him with a side belly to belly suplex… And Dragon goes for another cover 1………………………………..2……………. Nuclear Bomb gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Nuclear Bomb is in some trouble…
Mark:Dragon hooks up Nuclear Bomb… Brainbuster by Dragon and Nuclear Bomb has been laid out…
Rhino:Nuclear Bomb is out cold in the middle of the ring… And all Dragon needs to do is cover him and its over…
Mark:Dragon goes for a cover 1……………………………….2……………………….3 NO! Nuclear Bomb got his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close one… Dragon can not believe it…
Mark:Nuclear Bomb looked down and out… But he got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Dragon is setting up Nuclear Bomb up for the Flying Dragon…
Mark:Nuclear Bomb is trying to get out of it… Roll through by Nuclear Bomb and heres the count 1…………………………….2……………………………… Kickout by Dragon…
Rhino:Dragon goes for a clothesline…
Mark:Nuclear Bomb ducks the clothesline… And nails Dragon with a enziguri kick…
Rhino:WOW! Did you hear the kick to the back of the head…
Mark:Yes I did… And Nuclear Bomb goes for a cover 1…………………..2…………………. Kickout by Dragon again…
Rhino:This match has been back and forth and back and forth…
Mark:Nuclear Bomb goes for a DDT… Blocked by Dragon… Dragon pushes him in to the ropes…
Rhino:Dragon has him up…
Mark:Mystical Knight… No… Counter by Nuclear Bomb…And nails him with a Tornado DDT… Heres the cover 1……………………………………….2……………………….. Dragon Gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Wow… Another close pinfall…
Mark:Nuclear Bomb goes behind Dragon… Dragon goes behind Nuclear Bomb… Goes for a german… Countered by Nuclear Bomb… Roll up… 1………………………….2……………………………3………….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… NUCLEAR BOMB…
Rhino:Nuclear Bomb is the Number One Contender for the FTW Championship…
Mark:Nuclear Bomb has the winner of our Main Event… But right now its time to go back to the ring for the Final Semi-Final Match in the eWa Television Title Tournament…
Semi-Final eWa Television Title Tournament Match
Sid Vicious vs John Cena
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and the match is a Semi-Final eWa Television Title Tournament Match… Introducing first… From West Newbury, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… JOHN CENA…
(“Word Life” plays as John Cena enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Little Rock, Arkansas… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… SID VICIOUS…
(“Bottle of Rage” plays as Sid Vicious enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go…
Rhino:The winner will face Kid Money in the finals of the eWa Television Title Tournament…
Mark:Right now John Cena is getting right up in the face of Sid Vicious…
Rhino:And look at Sid laughing right back…
Mark:And Cena is just laughing…
Rhino:What in the hell are they laughing at…
Mark:Cena slaps Sid right across the face…
Rhino:Thats a big sign of disrespect that we are use to seeing from John Cena…
Mark:Sid laughs it off… As he blocks the right hand from John Cena… Sid nails Cena with a couple of right hands backing him up in to the ropes… Sid sends him off in to the ropes… Sid goes for the big boot…
Rhino:Cena put on the breaks though Mark… And he is going to the outside…
Mark:Cena trying to throw Sid Vicious off of his game plan… And Sid is going right out after Cena…
Rhino:That might not be the smartest thing to do right now…
Mark:No it might not… As Cena rolls back in to the ring… As Cena now catches Sid coming back in to the ring… And is nailing him with boots to keep him grounded on the canvas…
Rhino:Cena has brought this match up in to the pace he wants…
Mark:Cena now drops an elbow right to the back of Sid Vicious… As Cena now grabs the right leg of Sid and drives his knee right in to the back of the knee of Sid…
Rhino:If you remember back that was the leg he broke back in WCW…
Mark:Yes it was Rhino… As Cena now has the Boston Crab locked in on Sid Vicious…
Rhino:Sid is trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:Sid is using all of his strength to get to the ropes and he does… And Cena has to break the hold…
Rhino:Cena doesnt want to break the hold but if he doesnt he will be DQed…
Mark:Cena lets go of the hold… As Sid pulls himself back up to the feet… As Cena is hammering Sid in the corner with boots…
Rhino:John Cena does not want Sid on his feet and well that is smart… Keep Sid down and you have a good chance at winning…
Mark:John Cena whips Sid hard in to the corner… Cena charges in… But Sid moves out of the way and John Cena goes crashing hard in to the corner…
Rhino:He hit the corner real hard…
Mark:Sid picks up Cena and nails him with a Side Walk Slam… As both men are now down on the canvas…
Rhino:This is Sid’s time to regroup… As he has been taking a beating for the entire match so far…
Mark:Sid is back up…
Rhino:But so is Cena…
Mark:Sid nails Cena with right hands and a couple of chops the chest of John Cena… As Sid whips him in to the ropes… Big Boot by Sid Vicious…
Rhino:That took Cena’s head right off…
Mark:John Cena staggers back up to his feet… CHOKESLAM by SID VICIOUS…
Rhino:That has to be it Mark… That has to be it…
Mark:Sid goes for the cover 1…………………….2……………………… No Cena gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:There is only one thing left for Sid to do to Cena… And thats give him the powerbomb…
Mark:Sid is hooking up Cena for the powerbomb… LOW BLOW by John Cena…
Rhino:Cena is doing what ever he can to stay in this match up…
Mark:John Cena has Sid up in the F-U Remix… No… Sid gets out of it as he spins Cena around…Kick to the Midsection… POWERBOMB by Sid Vicious…
Rhino:John Cena is down and out…
Mark:Sid hooks the leg 1………………………………….2………………………………..3……. ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SID VICIOUS…
Rhino:Sid Vicious has advanced to the finals of the eWa Television Title Tournament which will take place at Tournament of Champions…
Mark:Kid Money has hit the ring…
Rhino:And he has a crow bar…
Mark:From behind Kid Money takes out the knee of Sid Vicious…
Rhino:What the hell did he do that for…
Mark:Kid Money is sending a message to Sid Vicious here tonight… As they will meet
on September 5th for the eWa Television Championship… As the ring is now being setup for the Extreme Death Elimination Match… So right now lets down to ringside for the introductions…
FTW Championship Extreme Elimination Death Match
The Undertaker(c) vs Halo vs Subway vs Chris Benoit
Pa Announcer:Tonights main event is an Elimination EXTREME DEATH MATCH for the FTW Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers…First… From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… CHRIS BENOIT…
(“Whatever” plays as Chris Benoit enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… SUBWAY…
(“Hits from the bong” play as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… HALO…
(“Highway to Hell” hits as Halo walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Houston, Texas… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… The Current and defending FTW Champion… THE UNDERTAKER…
(“You’re Gonna Pay” plays as the Undertaker walks in to the arena…)
Mark:Well this is going to be very interesting…
Rhino:This is the first time here in the eWa that we have a Four Man Extreme Death Match…
Mark:The ropes have been turned in to Barbed Wire Ropes… And there are different types of wooden planks that will explode if someone lands on them… And there are different other weapons around the ring…
Rhino:This is going to be very bloody…
Mark:The Undertaker and Halo are battling it out now… As Benoit and Subway are going at it as well…
Rhino:Halo with right hands to the Undertaker…
Mark:The Undertaker is firing back at Halo with right hands…
Rhino:Its a slugfest between Halo and The Undertaker…
Mark:Subway whips Benoit in to the barbed wire… But Benoit reverses and sends Subway in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:Benoit with a stiff clothesline to send Subway over the top rope and to the floor…
Mark:Subway is caught in the barbed wire Rhino…
Rhino:I see that and Benoit is going to take advantage with a barbed wire bat…
Mark:Benoit nails an unprotected Subway with the barbed wire back right in to the midsection…
Rhino:Man that has to hurt…
Mark:Meanwhile back in to the ring… The Undertaker has a a wooden plank and has pulled it out of the corner and in to the middle of the ring…
Rhino:The Undertaker has something planned…
Mark:The Undertaker picks up Halo going for the chokeslam… Halo blocks… Kick to the midsection and Halo scores with a DDT on to the wooden plank…
Rhino:What an explosion as he hit with the DDT…
Mark:Subway is now off the barbed wire but gets german suplex right on the outside by
Chris Benoit… Who now rolls back in to the ring…
Rhino:Halo and Benoit now going at it…
Mark:Benoit with right hands to Halo… Halo gets sent in to the ropes… Reversal by Halo… And a Stun Gun to Benoit as he hits the top rope…
Rhino:Benoit went face first in to that barbed wire…
Mark:Halo is grinding Benoit’s face in to the barbed wire and it has opened him up…
Rhino:The Undertaker is back up to his feet…And he drags another wooden plank in to the middle of the ring… This one wrapped in barbed wire…
Mark:Halo turns around… CHOKESLAM on to the Wooden Plank by The Undertaker…
Rhino:Another big time explosion… Look at Subway bleeding as he rolls back in to the ring…
Mark:Subway with a steel chair… And he nails The Undertaker right in the head with the chair…
Rhino:Subway laid him right out with that steel chair…Benoit is back and pulls another plank out…
Mark:Benoit goes behind Subway… German Suplex with a Bridge on to the plank and another explosion… But Benoit holds on to the bridge… Heres the count 1…………………………………..2……………………………….3………
Pa Announcer:Subway has been eliminated…
Rhino:We have had our first elimination… As Subway is heading to the back…
Mark:Halo is back up to his feet… And he is nailing Benoit with right hands… Halo with a kick to the midsection… Benoit counters the DDT with a northern lights suplex… Pinfall 1………………….2………………………. The Undertaker with a leg drop on to Benoit and Halo…
Rhino:Man that Leg drop had to take the wind out of both men…
Mark:The Undertaker whips Chris Benoit in to the corner… And the Undertaker is nailing Benoit with right hands…
Rhino:Halo is on the outside and has grabbed a 2×4 wrapped in barbed wire…
Mark:Short Arm Clothesline by The Undertaker to Benoit… The Undertaker turns around… And Halo nails him right in the face with that 2×4…
Rhino:That has busted open The Undertaker…
Mark:Right now Halo is in control and is waiting for Benoit to get up to his feet…
Rhino:If I were Benoit I would stay down or at least take his time…
Mark:Benoit turns around… Ducks the 2×4 Shot… And Benoit has the 2×4 and nails Halo with the 2×4…
Rhino:Halo is busted open as well… Everyone is bleeding or has bleed in this match as well…
Mark:The Undertaker is up… CHOKESLAM to Chris Benoit… And heres a cover by The Undertaker 1………………………………..2……………………3…….
Pa Announcer:Chris Benoit has been eliminated…
Rhino:We are now down to two… Halo and The Undertaker… Only one will walk out of here as the FTW Champion…
Mark:Halo from behind nails The Undertaker with a clothesline… As he nails him in to the corner…Boots by Halo to the Undertaker in the corner…
Rhino:He is doing a number to him in the corner…
Mark:Halo whips The Undertaker hard in to the corner and Halo charges right in with a clothesline and connects…
Rhino:The Undertaker is in trouble…
Mark:The Undertaker staggers around and Halo nails him a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:This is Halo’s match up to lose right now…
Mark:Halo is hooking him up for The Last Rights…The Undertaker counters… CHOKESLAM by THE UNDERTAKER…
Rhino:Thats a big time chokeslam from the Bloody FTW Champion…
Mark:The Bloody FTW Champion goes for a cover 1……………………………..2…………………..3…… NO!!! HALO KICKED OUT…
Rhino:The Undertaker can not believe it…
Mark:Halo staggers back up… And is set up for the Last Ride….
Rhino:This is all over if he hits it…
Mark:Halo with right hands… And he has gotten out of the Last Ride…
Rhino:Halo spins The Undertaker around…
Mark:The Undertaker is hooked up by Halo… THE MONEY SHOT…
Rhino:What a move by Halo…
Mark:Here is the cover 1……………………………..2…………………………..3…….. NEW CHAMPION…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW FTW Champion… HALO…
Rhino:Halo has won the FTW Title…
Mark:What the hell is going on now…
Rhino:Money Inc has come down to the ring… And have gotten in the face of Halo…
Mark:The Undertaker is walking out of the ring…
Rhino:WHAT THE HELL!
Mark:Money Inc has just attacked the Undertaker… And Halo is joining in all the fun….
Rhino:Does this mean…
Mark:I think it does mean it… Halo has just shook Kid Money’s hand…
Rhino:Halo has joined Money Inc here tonight…
Mark:Money Inc has just gotten stronger going in to War Games at Tournament of Champions…
Rhino:Subway has just hit the ring…
Mark:And now Subway has joined in the fun attacking The Undertaker…
Rhino:Money Inc has hired another big time player going in to War Games against Degeneration X…
Mark:This is one hell of a war…
Rhino:DX is on the entrance way watching what is going on…
Mark:Its going to be one hell of a battle at Tournament of Champions… Good Night from Indianapolis… We will see you at Tournament of Champions…
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