Nightmare on EWA Boulevard 2004
Mark:Welcome everyone to Nightmare on eWa Boulevard… Welcome to what should be one hell of a night… I am Mark and calling the action along side with me tonight is the man just simply known as Rhino…
Rhino:Marky Mark… Im ready for what should be one hell of a night of action…
Mark:The week coming in to Nightmare on eWa Boulevard has been stranged and it has now lead to this… Omega and Subway battling it out… One on One for the eWa World Heavyweight Championship…As the Undisputed Title is now back in to two belts… But thats a long story…
Rhino:Yes it is… But will Subway be able to survive the beating that he will deliver on Subway tonight?
Mark:That is the big question… Also here tonight… You will all see a Guiding Light Match for the eWa Television Championship…
Rhino:Ground Breaking Match… And we all see it first hand tonight…
Mark:Purgatory and PYB will be doing battle with The Game as the referee… Plus a whole hell of a lot more… So lets get right to the ring for our opening contest…
Mark Dash vs Demon Child
Pa Announcer:The opening contest is set for one fall.. Introducing first… From Valley Cottege, Ny… Weighing in at 183 Pounds… MARK DASH…
(“See you in the Shallows” plays as Mark Dash enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Seattle, Wa… Weighing in at 255 Pounds…DEMON CHILD…
(“Darkside” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Mark Dash goes right after Demon Child… Mark Dash with forearms to Demon Child backing him up in to the corner… Demon Child gets sent hard in to the corner by Mark Dash…
Rhino:Mark Dash is coming out very aggressive here to start off of this match up…
Mark:Mark Dash now chops Demon Child in the chest in the corner… As Mark Dash now drives his shoulder in to Demon Child in the corner…
Rhino:He is driving the air right out of the dress wearing Demon Child… I cant believe he is still wearing that thing…
Mark:You can see that he is annoyed wearing it though Rhino…
Rhino:I know… But he is living up to the stipulation in the match up he had a few weeks ago…
Mark:Mark Dash sends Demon Child in to the ropes… Dropkick by Mark Dash and catches him square in the jaw with the dropkick…
Rhino:Demon Child is now looking good early…
Mark:Mark Dash springs off the middle rope and connects with a moonsault… Cover by Mark Dash 1…………………………….2………………. Demon Child gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Demon Child is staggering back up to his feet…
Mark:DDT by Mark Dash and he lays Demon Child out in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Mark Dash is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Legdrop by Mark Dash but Demon Child moves out of the way and Mark Dash crashes and burns on the canvas…
Rhino:Demon Child moved and now has a chance to take over this match up…
Mark:Demon Child now picks up Mark Dash and slams him down to the canvas… Demon now putting the boots to Mark Dash to keep him grounded on the canvas for the moment…
Rhino:This is a situation where Demon Child has to make a name for himself…
Mark:Demon Child now hooks up Mark Dash and connects with a pulling piledriver on Mark Dash and goes for a cover 1……………………….2……………… Mark Dash kicks out before the three count…
Rhino:That piledriver was a nasty piledriver as it could have scrambled some brain cells…
Mark:Demon Child hooks up Mark Dash now and has him up for a vertical suplex and drops Mark Dash straight down to the canvas… And Demon Child goes for another cover 1……………………………2…………….. Mark Dash gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Things arent looking good at the moment…
Mark:Mark Dash is back up to his feet… Kick the midsection by Demon Child and hooks up Mark Dash… Powerbomb by the man in the dress…
Rhino:Demon Child is looking good right now…
Mark:Demon Child goes for another cover 1………………………………….2………………… Mark Dash gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Demon Child needs to seal the deal right now…
Mark:Mark Dash staggers back up… Demon Child hooks him up and sets him up for the Heart Stopper…
Rhino:Mark Dash is blocking him…
Mark:Mark Dash gets out of the Heart Stopper and sends Demon Child in to the ropes… Dropkick to Demon Child by Mark Dash and connects Demon Child right in to the jaw…
Rhino:Mark Dash is starting to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Demon Child is back up… Twist of Fate neckbreaker on Demon Child as Mark Dash has laid him out…
Rhino:Dash is heading to the top rope…
Mark:DASHBOARD DROP MISSES! Demon Child moved out of the way…
Rhino:Once again another chance Mark Dash took and it back fired…
Mark:HEART STOPPER by Demon Child… Demon gets the cover 1………………………..2…………………………3…………… Its over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEMON CHILD…
Rhino:Demon Child gets the win tonight… Did I just say that…
Mark:Yes you did… And it did happen… Demon picks up a win tonight… As we now get set for our next contest…
Static Star vs The Hitman
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing First… From Jersey City, Nj… Weighing in at 185 Pounds… STATIC STAR…
(“The Shooting Start that destroys us all” plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New York, Ny… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… THE HITMAN…
(The Hitman’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Mark:There is the bell… As Static Star and The Hitman are right at one another… Static Star whips The Hitman in to the ropes and nails The Hitman with a back body drop… As Static Star puts the boots to The Hitman…
Rhino:Static Star has come out firing early on The Hitman…
Mark:Static Star picks up The Hitman and slams him down to the canvas… Static Star runs back and nails The Hitman with a Shining Wizard…
Rhino:Static Star just kicked him right in the face and the back of the head…
Mark:Static Star goes for a cover 1……………………..2……………. The Hitman gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Hitman has started off slow here early on… And Static Star has taken advantage…
Mark:Right now Static Star picks up The Hitman… The Hitman slides off the shoulder of Static Star and pushes Static Star in to the ropes… Static Star comes off the ropes and gets nailed with a powerslam… The Hitman goes for a quick cover 1……………………………….2…………………. Kickout by Static Star…
Rhino:The Hitman has started to turn this match up around…
Mark:The Hitman whips Static Star in to the ropes… Spinebuster by The Hitman and goes for another cover 1…………………………..2……………. Kickout by Static Star…
Rhino:The Hitman is using some high impact moves but Static Star keeps kicking out…
Mark:Static Star is back up on his feet but The Hitman hooks him up… Brainbuster by The Hitman…
Rhino:Static Star is down and out on the canvas right now…
Mark:The Hitman goes for another cover 1……………………………2…………………. Static Star gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:The Hitman is getting frustrated right now…
Mark:You are right and you can see it in his face as he sends Static Star in to the corner hard…
Rhino:The Hitman has Static Star up on the top rope…
Mark:Static Star is fighting The Hitman off the top rope…
Rhino:Headbutt from Static Star…
Mark:The Hitman falls off the top rope…
Rhino:Static Star is up on the top now…
Mark:SHATTER STAR PRESS by STATIC STAR… Cover 1……………………………..2…………………………..3……….. ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STATIC STAR…
Rhino:Big Win for the new comer Static Star here tonight…
Mark:The Hitman didnt look like himself here tonight…
Rhino:What the hell is going on now…
Mark:Some one from the crowd is in the ring and is attacking The Hitman…
Rhino:This fan is just beating the hell out of The Hitman…
Mark:The Hitman is being taken out… Sitdown Powerbomb by this fan…And The Hitman is hurt…
Rhino:The fan just took off his hood… OH MY GOD!
Mark:OH MY GOD IS RIGHT… KID MONEY IS BACK! AND HE HAS TAKEN OUT THE HITMAN…
Rhino:Kid Money is back and he has already made an impact…
Mark:Officials are helping The Hitman out of the arena as we get set for our next match up…
Warrior vs 3-Fold
Pa Announcer:The next contest is scheduled for one fall… Introducing first from Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… WARRIOR…
(“Hit me baby one more time” plays as Warrior enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Evansville, In… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… 3-FOLD…
(“The End is Hear” plays as 3-Fold walks in to the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is under way… 3-Fold and Warrior lock up in the center of the ring… Headlock by 3-Fold as Warrior pushes him off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Warrior picks up 3-Fold in a press slam…
Mark:He has 3-Fold up high and he drops him straight down in a press slam…
Rhino:3-Fold went for one hell of a ride…
Mark:The Warrior whips 3-Fold in to the ropes and a powerslam by Warrior to 3-Fold…
Rhino:The Warrior isnt mssing a step right now since he has been out of the ring for a few months…
Mark:Warrior now picks up 3-Fold again in another press slam… But 3-Fold rakes the eyes of The Warrior as 3-Fold fires back with a couple right hands…3-Fold sends Warrior in to the ropes… And nails him with a dropkick…
Rhino:3-Fold is starting his offensive attack on The Warrior…
Mark:3-Fold now hooks up The Warrior and drives him down to the canvas with a DVD…
Rhino:DVD?
Mark:Death Valley Driver…
Rhino:Oh…
Mark:3-Fold goes for a cover on Warrior 1……………………..2………………… Warrior kicks out before the three count…
Rhino:The Warrior is in some trouble right now…
Mark:3-Fold sends The Warrior in to the corner now…
Rhino:3-Fold is setting Warrior up on the top rope… We could be seeing the Third Fold…
Mark:Warrior is pushing 3-Fold off the top rope…Flying Shoulder block by Warrior to 3-Fold…
Rhino:3-Fold is down… And Warrior is back in this match up…
Mark:Warrior goes for a cover 1………………………….2………………………….3-Fold gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Warrior is now picking up 3-Fold…
Mark:3-Fold gets out of the press slam and goes behind Warrior… German Suplex by 3-Fold and he has laid Warrior out in the ring…
Rhino:3-Fold is up on the top rope…
Mark:Shooting Star Press by 3-Fold… Cover 1…………………………2………………………3……. Its Over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner…3-Fold…
Rhino:Good win here tonight for 3-Fold…
Mark:Warrior is back up and he is face to face with 3-Fold…
Rhino:They are nose to nose right now…
Mark:They are shaking hands right now…
Rhino:Thats some good sportsmanship right there…
Mark:Looks like they have put their difference aside and have form some sort of an alliance… As we now get set for our next match…
eWa Tag Team Championship Texas Tornado Rules Match
Subway & Cactus Jack(c) vs La Resistance
Pa Announcer:The next contest is set for one fall and is under Texas Tornado Rules Match… For the eWa Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… From Paris, France… RENE DUPREE and ROB CONWAY… LA RESISTANCE…
(La Resistance’s theme plays as they walk in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… The Current and Defending eWa Tag Team Champions… CACTUS JACK and SUBWAY…
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as the eWa Tag Team Champions enter the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… All four men are in the ring…
Rhino:Cactus and Subway are ready to go right after La Resistance…
Mark:Spear by Cactus and Subway to La Resistance…
Rhino:They went right after the challengers…
Mark:Subway and Cactus are nailing them with right hands…Cactus Jack with Rob Conway as he sends him in to the corner and charges in with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Subway and Rene Dupree are on the outside now… Fighting back and forth on the outside with right hands…
Mark:Subway whips Dupree in to the steel guard rail… As the eWa World Champion is taking it to Rene Dupree…
Rhino:Rob Conway goes behind Cactus Jack now… And scores with a reverse DDT…
Mark:Conway goes for a cover on Cactus Jack… 1…………………………..2……………… Cactus Jack gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Subway right now is just hammering Rene Dupree on the outside of the ring… While in the ring… Cactus Jack is taking a beating from Rob Conway…
Mark:Conway now scoops up Cactus Jack and slams him donw to the canvas… Conway on the middle rope and drops a fist right to the face of Cactus Jack… Conway goes for another cover 1……………………2………………… Kickout by Cactus Jack again…
Rhino:Subway has rolled back in to the ring now…
Mark:Subway and Conway now going at it… Subway whips Conway in to the ropes… Conway ducks the clothesline by Subway and comes back with a clothesline of his own on to Subway… As Conway now putting the boots to the World Champion…
Rhino:The World Heavyweight Champion is in some trouble at the moment… As Conway has Subway in the corner…
Mark:Conway sends Subway hard in to the farside corner… Subway comes out and gets nailed with a back body drop…
Rhino:Rene Dupree has made his way back in to the ring as now Cactus Jack staggers back up to his feet…
Mark:Dupree with a dropkick to Cactus Jack and Cactus goes over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:The Challengers are on fire right now… And they are looking to become the New eWa Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Dupree and Conway now send the World Champion in to the ropes… Double Spinebuster by La Resistance…
Rhino:I think we could have new Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Dupree with a cover on Subway 1……………………………………..2………………………. Subway gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close one…
Mark:Dupree and Conway whip Subway in to the ropes…
Rhino:They are setting him up for another Double Team move…
Mark:Cactus Jack is back in the ring as he goes right after Dupree… Subway ducks the clothesline from Conway and comes back with right hands…
Rhino:Dupree gets nailed with a Double Arm DDT by Cactus Jack…
Mark:The Tag Team Champions are now on a roll at the moment… As Cactus Jack sends Conway in to the corner…
Rhino:And look at Cactus Jack open up on Rob Conway…
Mark:Conway is down in the corner as Cactus Jack runs and drives the knee right in to the face of Rob Conway…
Rhino:The Challengers La Resistance is in some trouble… As Conway is hurting in the ring and Dupree is down and out on the outside…
Mark:Cactus Jack sends Conway in to the ropes… Subway now comes off the other side… SUBLINE by Subway… Cover 1…………………………………2…………………………3……….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winners and STILL eWa Tag Team Champions… SUBWAY and CACTUS JACK…
Rhino:The Tag Team Champions with an impressive victory over the challengers La Resistance here tonight…
Mark:Subway finished one part of his two part plan here tonight… As later on tonight he steps in to the ring with Omega for the World Heavyweight Championship…
(Camera shows Triple H in the backstage talking to someone in a room)
HHH:You wont regret this one…
Rhino:Who is he talking to?
HHH:Tonight… Everyone will know exactly… Who is in charge…
Mark:I dont know… But Triple H seems like he means business Rhino…
Rhino:Yes he does… But what is he talking about…
Mark:Triple H tonight will be the Special Guest Referee in the Bullrope Match between PYB and Purgatory… We now are set to head back to the ring for more action…
Johnny Legion vs Chris Jericho vs Raven
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Triangle Elimination Match… Introducing first… From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… Y2J CHRIS JERICHO…
(“Break Down The Walls” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Bowlery… Weighing in at 237 Pounds… RAVEN…
(“Nevermore” plays as Raven walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From The Bronx… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… JOHNNY LEGION…
(“Bite to Break” plays as Johnny Legion enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… As Legion goes right after Raven…
Rhino:Legion just speared Raven and is nailing him with right hands…
Mark:Chris Jericho is just allowing this to happen… As Legion now sends Raven in to the ropes and connects with a flying forearm shot to Raven…Legion now picks up Raven and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Jericho grabs the hair of Legion…
Mark:Jericho just sent Johnny Legion over the top rope and to the floor… As now Jericho works over Raven on the canvas now… Jericho now picks up Raven and connects with a snap suplex…
Rhino:Raven is in trouble…
Mark:Chris Jericho now picks up Raven and slams him down to the canvas… Jericho now going up to the top rope…
Rhino:I think this a big mistake…
Mark:Johnny Legion got back up and shook the rope crotching Jericho on to the top rope…
Rhino:Raven is now back up and he just ran right in to Legion knocking him off the apron and hitting the steel guard rail…
Mark:Raven now hooking up Jericho on the top rope and connects with a superplex… Raven with a cover 1……………………………2………………… Jericho gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Raven is starting to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Jericho is back up and gets sent in to the corner by Raven… Raven with boots to Jericho in the corner…
Rhino:He is just stomping a mud hole in Jericho right now…
Mark:Raven comes back and just drives his knee right in to the face of Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Raven is starting to feel it…
Mark:Raven drags Chris Jericho out of the corner…
Rhino:Could be time for the Evenflow DDT…
Mark:Raven hooks him up…
Rhino:Legion is back in the ring…
Mark:Legion with a spin heel kick to Raven… As Raven had Jericho hooked up for the Raven Effect…
Rhino:Legion now going to work over Raven…
Mark:Legion hooks up Raven now and connects with a side walk slam and Legion goes for a cover 1…………………………………2…………………………..Raven gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now is helping Johnny Legion work over Raven…
Mark:Jericho and Legion whip Raven in to the ropes… Double Clothesline by Legion and Jericho…
Rhino:This is an elimination match and they are doing the right thing trying to get rid of Raven first before taking out one another…
Mark:Jericho and Legion hook up Raven and connect with a double suplex… Legion goes right for the cover 1……………………………..2………………………… Raven kicks out…
Rhino:I dont think Jericho liked Legion going for the cover…
Mark:I dont think he did either… Legion and Jericho whip Raven in to the ropes again…
Rhino:They have Raven up for a double flapjack…
Mark:Raven counters and nails them with a double DDT…
Rhino:How in the hell did he pull that one off?
Mark:I do not know… As Raven now has bought himself sometime…
Rhino:Yes he has…
Mark:Jericho is back up first though and clotheslines Raven back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Jericho is going for the lionsault…
Mark:LIONSAULT CONNECTS! NO! Raven gets his knees up…
Rhino:Jericho is hurting as he staggers around on his feet…
Mark:EVENFLOW DDT by Raven to Chris Jericho…
Rhino:I think Chris Jericho is done…
Mark:Raven covers Jericho 1…………………………….2………………………..3…….. Jericho has been eliminated from this match up…
Pa Announcer:Chris Jericho has been eliminated…
Rhino:It is now down to Raven and Johnny Legion…
Mark:Legion goes right after Raven and takes him down with a clothesline… And now attacking Raven with right hands…
Rhino:You can see the fire inside of Johnny Legion as he takes it to Raven…
Mark:Johnny Legion now hooks up Raven and drives him down to the canvas with a powerbomb…
Rhino:Legion is on fire as he wants to win this match up…
Mark:Johnny Legion goes for a cover on Raven 1…………………………………….2…………………….. Raven gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Legion is thinking to himself what else do I have to do to take out Raven…
Mark:Raven is back up on his feet and gets hammered with a couple of more right hands from Johnny Legion… Legion kicks him in the midsection…
Rhino:Legion is setting him up for the Falling Faith…
Mark:Legion has him up on his shoulders…
Rhino:Raven is fighting out of it…
Mark:Roll through by Raven…1…………………………………………2……………………………… Johnny Legion kicks out before the three…
Rhino:Legion and Raven are both back up…
Mark:Double clothesline and both men are down and out on the canvas…
Rhino:Both men are trying to make their way back up to their feet…
Mark:They are back up… And Legion goes for a right hand… Blocked by Raven who hammers back with a couple of right hands of his own to Johnny Legion…
Rhino:Legion has tried to hammer Raven but Raven has been able to block the right hands so far…
Mark:Short Jabs by Raven… Discus Right Hang by Raven and it knocks Johnny Legion off of his feet…
Rhino:Raven is starting to turn the tide in to his favor…
Mark:Raven now spins Johnny Legion around and nails Raven with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Raven is feeling it Mark and is ready to take out Johnny Legion…
Mark:Raven with a kick to the midsection… Has him hooked for the Evenflow…
Rhino:Legion is blocking…
Mark:Legion whips Raven in to the ropes… Raven ducks the clothesline…
Rhino:Evenflow time…
Mark:Legion blocks again… LOW BLOW by Johnny Legion…
Rhino:The referee did not see it…
Mark:Legion has Raven up on his shoulders… FALLING FAITH by Johnny Legion… Cover 1………………………………….2……………………………………3…………. Its Over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… JOHNNY LEGION…
Rhino:Johnny Legion has now earned himself a chance to fight for the eWa Television Championship…
Mark:This was one hell of a match up tonight Rhino…
Rhino:Yes it was and Johnny Legion got a HUGE win tonight…
Mark:He did and he will face who ever wins the Guiding Light Match up later on here tonight… As we now get set for the Bullrope Match…
Bullrope Match
Special Referee-Triple H
Purgatory vs William McConnell
Pa Announcer:The Following Contest is a Bullrope Match… Both Participants will be connected by a bullrope with a cowbell attached to the middle… Introducing first… The Special Guest Referee… The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays as Triple H walks down to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants… First Weighing in at 240 Pounds… PURGATORY…
(“Movies” by Alien Aunt Farm plays as Purgatory enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Evansville, In… Weighing in at pounds… PYB WILLIAM McCONNELL…
(“#4” plays as PYB enters the arena…)
Mark:Triple H is making sure both men are connected to the bullrope before he calls for the bell…
Rhino:How will Triple H call this match up… Even though he does not need to make a pinfall… He has to make sure they touch all four turnbuckles…
Mark:The bell sounds now as PYB and Purgatory get up in each other face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is telling them to get it on…
Mark:Collar and Elbow tie up starts this match up off… As Purgatory goes for a side headlock on PYB… PYB quickly with elbows to the midsection of Purgatory to break the headlock… PYB sends him off in to the ropes… And PYB uses the bullrope and clotheslines Purgatory…
Rhino:The Bullrope has already been used and PYB has struck first…
Mark:PYB with a little mean streak right now as he is choking Purgatory with the bullrope…
Rhino:And Triple H is letting it happen…
Mark:He is enjoying seeing Purgatory getting choked out by PYB… As PYB now stomps away at Purgatory on the canvas…
Rhino:The first ever Undisputed Champion has started this match up off on a good note…
Mark:PYB now wrapping his fist up in the bullrope and strikes Purgatory with a right hand as he got up on his feet…
Rhino:That was one hell of a right hand…
Mark:PYB now scoops up Purgatory and has him up on his shoulder…
Rhino:PYB is looking to drop Purgatory face first on to the tunrbuckle…
Mark:Purgatory though slides off of PYB’s Shoulder and rams PYB right in to the corner…
Rhino:Purgatory is driving his shoulder right in to PYB…
Mark:Purgatory spins PYB around and now drives him in to the corner hard again… Trying to knock the wind out of PYB…
Rhino:Purgatory touches the first turnbuckle now…
Mark:And so has PYB by getting rammed in to the corner they have both touched the same turnbuckle…
Rhino:Purgatory now going over to touch the second turnbuckle…
Mark:And he is able to do so…
Rhino:Look what Purgatory is doing right now…
Mark:He has PYB hogged tied now… As Purgatory is dragging PYB to the third corner…
Rhino:Purgatory has hit the third turnbuckle…
Mark:PYB is trying to use his weight… To make it hard for Purgatory to get to the fourth turnbuckle…
Rhino:Where is Triple H?
Mark:Triple H is on the outside arguing with some of the fans at ringside…
Rhino:Purgatory hits the fourth turnbuckle… But Triple H didnt see it… Since he is on the outside arguing with fans…
Mark:Triple H now coming back in to the ring…
Rhino:And you can see Purgatory is pissed off at Triple H…
Mark:From behind PYB attacks Purgatory… As PYB now putting the boots to Purgatory on the canvas…
Rhino:PYB is very aggressive right now… And he is taking his aggression out on Purgatory…
Mark:PYB now hooks up Purgatory… Coin Toss Slam by PYB…
Rhino:Was that Heads or Tails?
Mark:I believe that was Heads… As PYB now trying to go after the turnbuckles…
Rhino:PYB is able to get the first… But Purgatory has made it back up to his feet…
Mark:They are firing back at each other with right hands now… Purgatory ducks one and now grabs the bullrope and is choking PYB…
Rhino:And Triple H is just letting it happen right now…
Mark:PYB is in some pain now after being choked with the bullrope… As Purgatory touches the turnbuckle as well…
Rhino:They both have one and Purgatory is moving to the second one…
Mark:Purgatory hits the second one…
Rhino:But so does PYB… Who has now made it back up to his feet…
Mark:PYB pulls the rope and pulls Purgatory back towards him…PYB uses the cowbell and cracks it over the skull of Purgatory…
Rhino:You heard that cowbell ringing…
Mark:I dont think that is the only thing ringing…
Rhino:PYB is setting up Purgatory…
Mark:Psyko Kick and he took Purgatory’s head off with that one…
Rhino:Now PYB has to just drag Purgatory so that he can hit the other two turnbuckles to pick up the win…
Mark:PYB hits the third and is now making his way to the fourth…
Rhino:Purgatory just hit the third one as well…
Mark:Triple H is watching everything happen and looks like his going to call this one straight down the middle now…
Rhino:Purgatory is tugging on the rope… As PYB is so close…
Mark:PYB is almost there… But Purgatory pulls him away from it… And spins PYB around… HAPPY PLACE by Purgatory…
Rhino:PYB is out…
Mark:Purgatory hits the fourth turnbuckle and this match up is over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PURGATORY…
Rhino:Purgatory wins this match up…
Mark:PYB came so close… But wasnt able to get the job done here tonight… Purgatory wins… And now this match up took place earlier on today… It was the Guiding Light Match… For the eWa Television Championship… So lets take you to that footage now…
eWa Television Championship Guiding Light Match
John Stevens(c) vs Payne Killer vs Dragon
Mark:Well, this a first for the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… We are here early in the day before all of action that will take place in the ring… This is a special occassion because we have a new match for everyone to witness here in this arena…
Rhino:Its a Guiding Light Match… There are three men… One arena… And its for the eWa Television Championship…
Mark:No Pinfalls… No DQ’s… No Submissions… All the participants have to just light up all of their respective lights around the whole arena…
Rhino:There are twenty one lights all around this arena… So each man has seven lights to light up… So this is going to be very interesting…
Mark:The Arena has been split up in to four sections… One has Tables… One has Chairs… One has Ladders and the other section has mystery boxes…
Rhino:I cant wait…
Mark:We are heading down to the Pa Announcer who will introduce the participants…
Pa Announcer:The Following Contest is a Guiding Light Match for the eWa Television Championship… The rules are the following… All three participants are assigned a different color light and each particpant must set off all of there respective lights to win the eWa Television Championship… Making his way to the ring first… The Challenger… From Selma, Ca… Weighing in at 267 Pounds… PAYNE KILLER…
(“Till I Collapse” plays as Payne Killer walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Denver, Co… Weighing in at 333 Pounds… DRAGON…
(“The End is Near” Plays as Dragon walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The Current and Defending eWa Television Champion… JOHN STEVENS…
(“My December Instrumental” plays as John Stevens walks in to the arena…)
Mark:All three men are starting out in the ring…
Rhino:This is going to be one unusual match up Mark…
Mark:I agree… We havent seen anything like this match up before… But it is happening here tonight… And I am ready for it all to go down in just a matter of moments…
Rhino:Tonight just has that Special Feeling…
Mark:I agree with you on that one Rhino… As the bell has sounded with all three men in the ring together…
Rhino:I expect this match up to be very brutal…
Mark:Oh without a doubt…John Stevens and Payne Killer are getting face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are about to rip in to one another…
Mark:Dragon is turning around and is leaving the ring…
Rhino:He is going to let them fight it out and he is going to set off is lights…
Mark:Payne Killer and John Stevens see this and attack Dragon from behind… As they clotheslined Dragon and he went to the outside…
Rhino:Both men have gone outside as well and now the fight has begun on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Payne Killer and John Stevens whip Dragon hard in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:You can see all the lights that the guys have to hit… The Champion John Stevens needs to set off the Red ones… Dragon has green and Payne Killer has the blue ones…
Mark:John Stevens from behind now on Payne Killer as nails him with boots after he knocked him down to the floor… John Stevens now picks up Payne Killer and drops him throat first on to the guardrail…
Rhino:John Stevens is now heading over to one of four sections and is bringing a table closer to ringside right now…
Mark:Dragon is back up on his feet and rolls Payne Killer back in to the ring…
Rhino:Dragon is now heading over to one of the other sections and is bring a couple of chairs back towards the ring…
Mark:But wait… He has stopped for a couple of seconds…
Rhino:Dragon is looking at the lights…
Mark:Dragon sets off a couple of his green lights that were in that area…
Rhino:What a smart move by Dragon… He goes after the chairs and is able to set off a couple of the lights…
Mark:Dragon now bringing the chairs back to the ringside area… John Stevens has the table set up on the outside of the ring… But has come back in to the ring and just drives Payne Killer in to the canvas with a DDT…
Rhino:Dragon has rolled back in to the ring…
Mark:John Stevens turns around and gets nailed right in the head with the steel chair from Dragon…
Rhino:John Stevens had no idea that Dragon was behind him and he got caught with a steel chair shot right to the head…
Mark:Payne Killer is back up… And he gets nailed right in the head with the steel chair from the former eWa Tag Team Champion… As Dragon now throws the TV Champ over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:Dragon has something in mind right now… And he wants to do some damage to the eWa Television Champion…
Mark:The eWa Television Champion is in some trouble right now as Dragon slams him hard on to the entrance ramp…
Rhino:Dragon is going to get another table…
Mark:Dragon has another table set up… Right next to the other table…
Rhino:John Stevens has been laid out on the tables and the big man is back up on the apron…
Mark:The Big Man is gonna fly…
Rhino:Dragon is taking a chance and is climbing up a couple of rungs on the turnbuckle…
Mark:John Stevens just rolled off the table…
Rhino:Payne Killer is up…
Mark:Dragon gets pushed off the middle rope and Payne Kiler just pushed Dragon off and he goes crashing through the tables that John Stevens was laid out on…
Rhino:I can tell you right now… Dragon is not going to be involved in this match up for a little while…
Mark:But he still has the advantage as he has set a couple of lights off already…
Rhino:Payne Killer and John Stevens are fighting on the outside…
Mark:Payne Killer clotheslines John Stevens over the guardrail and they are now in the stands…
Rhino:There is no fans… But there is alot of chairs… This is going to get real interesting…
Mark:Payne Killer with right hands as they moved towards those boxes that have been setup… As that was one of the sections describe for this match up…
Rhino:This is the creation of the eWa Television Champion… But right now he is not looking so good…
Mark:Payne Killer grabs a steel chair and cracks it over the head of John Stevens…
Rhino:Dragon has started to move back down at ringside…
Mark:Payne Killer now going over and he has set off a couple of lights of his in that area before heading over to one of the mystery boxes…
Rhino:I wonder what is inside those boxes?
Mark:Payne Killer opens up the box…
Rhino:What an explosion…
Mark:That explosion has rocked Payne Killer… As this is now giving John Stevens sometime to regroup…
Rhino:John Stevens pulls himself back up to his feet…
Mark:Payne Killer turns around and John Stevens grabs him by the head and rams his head right on top of one of those boxes…
Rhino:John Stevens now sets off his couple of lights in that area…As is stands now… Everyone has two lights a piece at the moment…
Mark:John Stevens now opens up the box that Payne Killer opened and throws Payne Killer in to the box…
Rhino:John Stevens is now heading back down to ringside…
Mark:Dragon has set up a couple of ladders around the ring between the guardrail and the ring…
Rhino:John Stevens decides to head over to get a couple of tables…
Mark:John Stevens sets off a couple of more lights… And now the champion has the advantage…
Rhino:Dragon wants John Stevens to comes back in to the ring…
Mark:John Stevens is back at ringside…And now leaves the tables on the outside…
Rhino:He is going right in the ring with Dragon…
Mark:And there they go… Dragon and John Stevens are hammering back and forth with right hands…
Rhino:Dragon takes over control with the right hands to John Stevens…
Mark:Stevens now gets sent in to the ropes… And gets clotheslined over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:I am really enjoying this match up…
Mark:I am too… Dragon now working around the ring with John Stevens as he has him laid out on one of those ladders that he set up earlier on…
Rhino:What does Dragon have in mind now…
Mark:Payne Killer is no where to be seen right now… As Dragon is heading up to the top rope…
Rhino:The Big Man is gonna fly…
Mark:Big Splash by Dragon and he lands right on top of John Stevens who was laid out on that ladder…
Rhino:Look how much that ladder bent afte that big splash…
Mark:It was one hell of a move by Dragon… Who has taken out the eWa Television Champion for the moment…
Rhino:John Stevens is out of it… But im looking around the arena now… And I see that a few more lights have been lit up…
Mark:Three more blue lights have been lit up by Payne Killer and I guess thats what he has been doing…
Rhino:Looks like it… But I still dont see him…
Mark:There he is and he has a steel chair in hand…
Rhino:Dragon is walking over to set off a few more lights and Payne Killer is coming up behind him…
Mark:And Payne Killer with a big time chair shot to the back of Dragon…
Rhino:Dragon had no idea Payne Killer was behind him…
Mark:Dragon turns back around and gets nailed right in the midsection with the chair and a chair shot over the head of Dragon as well from Payne Killer…
Rhino:Payne Killer is just using that chair to his advantage and he is just laying the shots in on Dragon…
Mark:John Stevens at ringside is crawling around in some pain…
Rhino:Payne Killer is bringing Dragon back towards the ringside area…
Mark:Payne Killer also is bringing a couple of tables as well with him…
Rhino:The tables have been set up at ringside now… Look at John Stevens crawling up the entrance ramp… Trying to regroup…
Mark:No I think he is going after the lights…
Rhino:Good point…
Mark:Dragon has been laid out on those tables by Payne Killer…
Rhino:Payne Killer opens up the ladder now and is climbing up the ladder…
Mark:FROG SPLASH from the ladder and both Dragon and Payne Killer crash through the tables…
Rhino:What a move by Payne Killer… Risking his body to take out Dragon…
Mark:This has no given John Stevens the chance to set off a couple of more lights…
Rhino:But the one light he needs is on the other side of the arena…
Mark:John Stevens has set off six lights… Payne Killer five lights and Dragon has set off four…
Rhino:But Dragon is not looking so good at the moment…
Mark:John Stevens now heading back down to ringside with a table in hand…
Rhino:Stevens has that table set up on the outside of the ring now…
Mark:Payne Killer has made his way over to John Stevens now… And they are brawling back and forth at ringside…
Rhino:They are just giving it what ever they got right now… With neither one of them giving up anything to the other…
Mark:Stevens ducks the right hand and kicks Payne Killer low…
Rhino:That was a very low kick from the eWa Television Champion…
Mark:Stevens throws Payne Killer over the guardrail and they continue to fight but this time John Stevens has the upper hand…
Rhino:I just noticed that Payne Killer’s two lights and John Steven’s one light is in the same location…
Mark:That is very interesting… John Stevens grabs a chair… And charges at Payne Killer…
Rhino:Drop toe hold by Payne Killer…
Mark:And he drops John Stevens face first on to the chair that he was holding…
Rhino:Payne Killer and Stevens are just trying to do what ever they have to do to win this match up…
Mark:But they can not forget about Dragon… Who is starting to move now…
Rhino:He is at the disadvantage in a way… Since he needs to set off three lights… But his lights are no where near John Stevens and Payne Killer… So he might have an advantage after all…
Mark:You might be right on that one…
Rhino:Dragon has just set off another light…
Mark:Payne Killer just threw a chair at one of those lights and now Stevens and Payne Killer both need just one more light…
Rhino:This one is going to get very interesting…
Mark:Dragon seems to be very exhausted right now and is having a hard time making his way to the lights…
Rhino:Stevens and Payne Killer are just brawling again…
Mark:Payne Killer grabs another chair… Stevens ducks the chair shot… And Stevens grabs the chair from Payne Killer…
Rhino:Stevens just nailed Payne Killer right in the gut with that chair and lays the chair on the ground…
Mark:Dragon set off another light…
Rhino:Everyone has six lights… And Dragon though is still trying to make his way to the last one…
Mark:AWAKENER by John Stevens right on to the Chair and he drove Payne Killer’s head right on to the chair…
Rhino:Stevens now is working over towards the last light…
Mark:Stevens is close…
Rhino:Dragon is close as well on the other side of the arena…
Mark:Stevens hits the light… ITS OVER!
(Explosion Goes off in the arena)
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Television Champion… JOHN STEVENS…
Rhino:What a match up that was…
Mark:I agree… Three Men gave it everything they had in the arena tonight… And one man was able to walk out TV Champion and that just happen to be John Stevens…
Rhino:He created the match and he won the match up…
Mark:We are back here live in the arena now getting set for what should be one hell of a main event…
Rhino:If the trend continues… This match up will be off the charts…
Mark:Well lets get ready to head down to th…
(Lights go out in the arena)
Rhino:What the hell is going on?
Mark:I have no idea…
(After a few moments of darkness and confusion something comes on the screen. There is a man on the screen. The man is dressed in a nice black suit. He is standing in front of a huge bookcase. He speaks to use in a voice that we have all heard before. The voice you hear on VH1 Behind the Music stories or E! True Hollywood Stories. For he will be the narrator of this journey)
Narrator: If you ask any eWa fan they will tell you a story. A story about a former eWa wrestler. A wrestler that was not like any other wrestler. A wrestler of unbelieve power and charisma.
(Scene changes to a old man sitting a rocking chair on his porch)
Old Man: They say he had the strength of 10 men.
(Scene changes to man about in his late 20s wearing a Omega shirt)
Man: They say he was more god-like than human-like.
(Scene changes to three attractive women)
Woman 1: They say he was so hot!
Woman 2: He was like the hottest guy ever!
Woman 3: He was like God’s gift to women
(Scene changes to a man in a dojo wearing a karate outfit)
Karate Man: They say he did the best promos, his matches were the most amazing thing you have ever seen. They say so many things. The list just goes on and on.
(Scene changes to the old man on the rocker)
Old Man: I’m not even sure if he is real. The stories about him are so unbelieveable. There’s no way someone of such talent could have existed.
(Scene changes to our narrator)
Narrator: So, it this person in fact an actual former eWa wrestler or is it just a myth? (pauses) This man is in fact real. He —
Voice: Damn straight I’m real.
(Scene changes to this eWa legend you have heard so much about)
The legend: It is I, Blake “Sexy Boy” Bennit.
(Blake “Sexy Boy” Bennit is looking slick in a snazzy suit. He looks as good as the day he left. His blue eyes sparkle. His long blonde hair hangs down)
Blake: That’s right folks. I am the legendary wrestler that you have heard so much about. I the myth of the man. But I am oh so real and I’m back. I am back in the eWa! So let the word go out to every eWa wrestler. Blake Bennit is back and ready to claim his rightful place as champion! Because I am SMARTER, STRONGER, AND SEXIER THAN YOU!!! Hell, I’m a legend!
(Screen fades to black)
Rhino:OH MY GOD! BLAKE BENNIT IS BACK IN THE EWA!
Mark:I know… The eWa is in for a rude awakening now… We have to get back to the ring…
eWa World Heavyweight Championship Match
Subway(c) vs Omega
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall and is for the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first the challenger… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 411 Pounds… OMEGA…
(“Fuck The World” plays as Omega enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… The eWa World Champion… SUBWAY…
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway walks in to the arena…)
Mark:Well this is going to be a very interesting match up here Rhino…
Rhino:I know… Speed is going to be the key for Subway in this match up…
Mark:Subway is looking right up at Omega… And he doesnt look like he wants to back down…
Rhino:Omega is just taking it all in at the moment…
Mark:Omega charges Subway… Subway ducks the clothesline from Omega… And Subway comes back with a couple of forearm shots to Omega… Followed by a couple of chops…
Rhino:Not doing that much to Omega…
Mark:Subway kicks Omega in the midsection and nails Omega with a couple of uppercuts… As Subway now trying to do what ever he can to rock the big man…
Rhino:Subway needs to speed this match up a little bit if he stands a chance…
Mark:Subway comes off the ropes and nails Omega with a clothesline…
Rhino:Omega is still standing…
Mark:Subway comes back off the ropes and dropkicks Omega right in the knee…
Rhino:Omega is down on one knee… Thats a good start…
Mark:Subway is heading to the top rope… Crossbody by Subway off the top but Omega catches him in mid air…
Rhino:Oh No…
Mark:Omega lifts up Subway and has him up in a press slam…
Rhino:Omega is just bench pressing the World Champion…
Mark:Subway gets dropped down to the canvas hard from the press slam… As Omega now starting to take control of this match up…
Rhino:Omega is now going to pick a part Subway…
Mark:Omega picks up Subway and connects with a side walk slam… Omega now picks up Subway and sends him off in to the ropes… Big Boot by Omega…
Rhino:Subway just got clocked in the head with that big boot…
Mark:Omega now puts his foot on the chest of Subway as the ref counts 1……………………………2……………………. Subway kicks out…
Rhino:Omega is doing what he wants when he wants right now and he has been doing it for a while here in the eWa…
Mark:Omega grabs Subway by the neck… And he lifts up Subway and drives Subway straight to the mat with a chokeslam…
Rhino:That rocked the ring right there… And I dont know how much Subway is going to have left after that one…
Mark:Omega goes for a cover 1…………………………….2…………………..Subway gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Omega is just stalking Subway… Getting ready to just finish the job on Subway…
Mark:Subway staggers back up to his feet as Omega sends Subway in to the corner…
Rhino:Subway needs to do something… And he needs to do something fast…
Mark:Omega charges in for a big splash in the corner… Subway moves out of the way of the big splash and Omega crashes hard in to the corner…
Rhino:This might be Subway’s break in the match up…
Mark:Subway kicks Omega in the midsection…And nails Omega with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Finally the big man is off of his feet and this is where Subway needs to take full advantage…
Mark:Subway heads up to the middle rope and drops a leg on to Omega… Subway goes for a cover 1……………………..2………. Omega throws Subway off of him…
Rhino:That was a big kick out…
Mark:Omega is now vertical… As Subway now slides underneath the legs of Omega and clips Omega from behind…
Rhino:That is a smart move by Subway…
Mark:Subway now trying to work over the leg of the challenger…
Rhino:Figure Four Time by Subway…
Mark:Omega though pushes Subway off and Subway runs right in to the referee and the referee is down on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:This is not a good sign with the referee out cold on the outside…
Mark:Subway turns around and gets caught with a chokeslam… But he fights out of it… And nails Subway with a low blow…
Rhino:That is going to have the big man singing a higher tune…
Mark:Subway has just gone to the outside…
Rhino:Subway has brought a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:Omega is back up on his feet and Subway nails him in the midsection with the steel chair and nails Omega right over the head with the chair as well…
Rhino:Subway has rocked Omega…
Mark:Subway goes for a cover… But there is no referee…
Rhino:A referee is running down the entrance ramp right now…
Mark:Thats TRIPLE H…
Rhino:What is he doing out here…
Mark:Triple H makes the cover 1………………2……… Omega kicks out before the three…
Rhino:Subway is shocked to see Triple H out here right now…
Mark:Everyone in the arena is shocked to see Triple H out here as well…
Rhino:I guess he is a licensed referee…
Mark:I have just been told that he was sent out here as an official referee… Subway has the steel chair…
Rhino:Triple H is letting it happen…
Mark:Omega ducks the chair shot…And comes back with a big boot right to the face of Subway and he nailed him with the chair as well with that big boot…
Rhino:Omega has just seen Triple H…
Mark:They are face to face… And Omega is telling him that he has to call this thing as he sees it…
Rhino:They are just trash talking one another…
Mark:This is though buying Subway sometime to regroup…
Rhino:Subway has made his way to the top rope…
Mark:Omega turns around… Flying SUBLINE from the top rope and he knocks down the big man…
Rhino:What a move by the World Champion…
Mark:Subway goes for a cover 1………………………………2……………………….. Omega kicks out…
Rhino:Subway can not believe it…
Mark:Omega is back up…Subway grabs the steel chair…
Rhino:Triple H is still letting it happen…
Mark:Omega grabs the chair from Subway…
Rhino:Subway is backing away from Omega and that steel chair…
Mark:Omega loads up the chair… Subway ducks… And Omega hits the rope with the steel chair… And the chair goes right back in the face of Omega…
Rhino:Triple H is laughing…
Mark:Subway with a school boy 1………………….2………………….3……….. ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa World Champion… SUBWAY…
Rhino:Subway pulls out this match up some how… And Triple H ended up at the end being the referee…
Mark:Omega can not believe that he lost and he is pissed off right now as he is making his way to the back…
Rhino:Triple H is holding the World Title…
Mark:He has to raise the hand of the World Champion… Triple H hands Subway the belt…
Rhino:That is a sign of respect… We arent used to seeing that from Triple H…
Mark:What is next for the World Champion… What the hell… Triple H spins Subway around… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:God Damn… The Real Triple H has come out tonight…
Mark:Triple H has laid out the World Heavyweight Champion… Oh My… Triple H and Subway will meet down the line… But when… What a night… We have to go… We will see you at Thursday Night Chaos… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE…
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