Thursday Night Chaos 01-22-04
Mark:Welcome everyone to Dallas, Texas… Welcome to a special eWa Thursday Night Chaos… And what one hell of a night we have in store for everyone…
Rhino:Yes we do Mark… We have some outstanding matches… With a lot of matches that have a lot at stake here tonight…
Mark:Our Main Event is going to be for the eWa World Heavyweight Championship…In a Last Man Standing Match… Between Triple H and World Champion Subway… This match is going to be awesome…
Rhino:You can’t forget about Lone Jobber as the Special Guest Referee…
Mark:Plus here tonight… We have what should be one hell of a eWa Television Championship Match up… Between Champion John Stevens and Challengers Johnny Legion…
Rhino:Legion and Stevens have no idea what type of match up they will be involved in… But its going to be real interesting tonight…
Mark:Also here tonight… We have matches that will determine who makes it in to the Extreme Bowl in February… Plus alot more… Lets get to the ring now for our opening match…
Demon Child vs The Warrior
Pa Announcer:The opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Seattle, Wa… Weighing in at 254 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(“Darkside” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… THE WARRIOR…
(“Hit me Baby One more time” plays as The Warrior Enters the Arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Warrior and Demon Child lock up in the center of the ring… Warrior whips Demon Child in to the ropes… And Warrior knocks him down with a shoulder block…
Rhino:Demon Child gets right back up…
Mark:Warrior sccops up Demon Child and slams him straight down to the canvas… Warrior comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right on to Demon Child…
Rhino:Warrior is coming out strong here in the early going…
Mark:The Warrior picks up Demon Child and hooks up Demon Child and nails him with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:He is holding Demon Child up with the Vertical Suplex…
Mark:Demon’s Dress is now hanging over his head… And now Warrior drops Demon Child straight down to the canvas… Warrior rolls Demon Child over and goes for a cover 1………………………….2………………………. Demon Child gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Warrior has taken control of this match up…
Mark:The Warrior now sends Demon Child in to the corner… Running Splash… Misses by Warrior and Demon Child now is able to take over this match up…
Rhino:This is Demon Child’s chance now to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Warrior turns around and Demon Child scores with a DDT… Cover by Demon Child 1…………………………………2……………………………. Warrior gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Demon Child is now up on the middle rope…
Mark:Bulldog from the middle rope to the Warrior by Demon Child… Demon Child goes for another quick cover 1…………………………..2……………… Warrior again gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Demon Child is trying to do what ever he can to keep Warrior down…
Mark:Demon Child kicks Warrior in the midsection… Piledriver by Demon Child…
Rhino:Warrior is down right now… And Demon Child has this match up going his way right now…
Mark:Demon Child goes for another cover 1…………………………………..2…………………… Warrior gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Demon Child is looking like he is ready to end this match up…
Mark:The Warrior is back up… Demon Child hooks him up… Heart Stopper… Blocked by Warrior… As Warrior now whips Demon Child in to the ropes… Demon Child ducks the clothesline…
Rhino:Double Clothesline and both men are down on the canvas…
Mark:Warrior is trying to get back up on his feet…
Rhino:Demon Child is the first one back up…
Mark:Warrior blocking the right hands from Demon Child… And sends him for the ride… Flying Shoulder Block by Warrior…
Rhino:He just nailed Demon Child with that Flying Shoulder Block…
Mark:Demon Child is back up and staggers around… Body Press by Warrior and he drops Demon Child straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Its almost time for the big splash…
Mark:Warrior off the ropes… WARRIOR SPLASH… NO! Demon Child gets his knees up and Warrior went right in to the needs of Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child hooks him up now…
Mark:HEARTSTOPPER by Demon Child… Cover 1…………………….2……………..3….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… DEMON CHILD…
Rhino:Another win for Demon Child…
Mark:Thats two in a row for the man in the dress…
Rhino:He is picking up steam…
Mark:Well we have more action to get to… So lets head back to the ring for more action…
Winner is entered in to Extreme Bowl 2004
Dragon vs Static Star
Pa Announcer:This Next Contest is scheduled for One Fall… Introducing first… From Denver, Colorado… Weighing in at 333 Pounds… DRAGON…
(“The End is Near” plays as Dragon enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Jersey City, Nj… Weighing in at 185 Pounds… STATIC STAR…
(“The Shooting Start that destroys us all” plays as Static Star walks in to the arena…)
Mark:Here we go…
Rhino:Static Star is going to need to use all of his speed here in this match up if he wants to have a chance of winning…
Mark:Static Star with forearm shots to the head of the former Tag Team Champion Dragon… Dragon takes the shots and gets backed up in to the ropes by Static Star… Static Star gets reversed in to the ropes by Dragon and Dragon nails him with a back body drop…
Rhino:Dragon sent Static Star for one hell of a ride just then…
Mark:Yes he did… As Static Star gets back up on his feet Dragon connects with a couple of right hands that sting Static Star… Dragon whips Static Star hard to the turnbuckles…
Rhino:What a splash by Dragon…
Mark:Dragon just charged right in to Static Star and looks like he has crushed the insides of Static Star… As Dragon now picks him up and drops him face first on the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:It looks like the weight advantage is a real advanatge for Dragon… As Static Star is being manhandled at the moment…
Mark:Dragon now scoops him and puts him on his shoulder… Running Powerslam by Dragon… Dragon goes for a cover 1…………………………………..2………………. Static Star is able to his shoulder up…
Rhino:Somehow Static Star was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Dragon now hooks up Static Star… Brainbuster by Dragon…
Rhino:He just dropped him straight down on his head… I believe Static Star is out of it right now…
Mark:Another cover by Dragon 1………………………………..2………………… Static Star some how kicks out again…
Rhino:Dragon is trying to keep this man down, but right now nothing is keeping Static Star down on the canvas…
Mark:Dragon now whips Static Star back in to the corner…
Rhino:Dragon is looking to hit another splash…
Mark:This time however, Static Star collasped and moved out of the way of the Splash from Dragon…
Rhino:He should be glad he collasped… Because if he got hit with another splash this would have been over…
Mark:I agree with you on that one Rhino… As Static Star gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dragon is up as well…
Mark:Static Star with a dropkick right to knee of Dragon… Taking the big man off his feet…
Rhino:Which is always a good thing having the bigger man down on the canvas…
Mark:Static Star now is up on the middle rope… Flying Legdrop by Static Star… And he goes for a quick cover 1………………………2………… Dragon is able to power out before the three count…
Rhino:Dragon is back up on his feet again…
Mark:Static Star catches Dragon right in the jaw with a dropkick…
Rhino:That really caught Dragon good…
Mark:This is giving Static Star a chance now…
Rhino:This is going to be his only chance… As he is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Static Star is set… SHATTERSTAR PRESS…
Rhino:What a move…
Mark:Cover 1……………………………….2………………………….3…NO! Dragon got his foot on the rope…
Rhino:That was a close one…
Mark:Static Star is back up…
Rhino:So is Dragon…
Mark:Dragon goes for right hands… Static Star ducks the right hands from Dragon…
Rhino:He is moving around… Ducking the right hands…
Mark:Static Star with a spin heel kick and he nails Dragon right in the face…
Rhino:That was a beautiful kick…
Mark:Static Star goes for a cover 1…………………………..2………….. Dragon is able to power out…
Rhino:Static Star wants to put this match up away…
Mark:Static Star whips Dragon in to the corner… Reversal by Dragon… And Static Star goes right in to the corner…
Rhino:Dragon charges right in…
Mark:Static Star moves out of the way… Spinheel kick by Static Star…
Rhino:Static Star leaps off the ropes…
Mark:Springboard moonsault… Cover 1…………………………………2………………………..3…. ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STATIC STAR…
Rhino:What a win for Static Star here tonight…
Mark:It was a great win for Staic Star here tonight… As we now get set for our next match up…
Steel Cage Grudge Match
Kid Money vs The Hitman
Pa Announcer:This next Contest is a Steel Cage Grudge Match… Introducing first… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 239 Pounds… KID MONEY…
(“If I cant” plays but Kid Money does not walk out in to the arena…)
Mark:Something just went down in the back…
Rhino:Kid Money has been laid out…
Mark:By who?
Rhino:I dont know Mark…
Mark:It doesnt look like Kid Money will be able to compete here tonight… After being attacked in the backstage area…
Rhino:Well who ever did it to him… Is going to have hell to pay when Kid Money gets himself back together…
Mark:Well… As they now lift the cage back up… We get set for our next match up…
Hardcore Rules
Winner is entered in to Extreme Bowl 2004
Raven vs PYB
Pa Announcer:This next match up is set for One Fall and is under Hardcore Rules… Introducing first… From The Bowlery.. Weighing in at 237 Pounds… RAVEN…
(“Nevermore” plays as Raven walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Evansville, In… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… PYB…
(“#4” plays as PYB enters the arena…)
Mark:There is the bell and this match up is underway… Right now PYB locks up with Raven with a collar and elbow tie up… As PYB is looking early like he wants to wrestle Raven before getting in to the hardcore style of Raven…
Rhino:You have to keep the weapons out of Raven’s hands… Because he is very dangerous with weapons in his hands…
Mark:PYB with a headlock on Raven… As Raven is trying to fight out of the headlock from the first ever eWa Undisputed Champion… Raven now with elbows to the midsection of PYB… As he pushes him off in to the ropes and takes down PYB with a shoulder block…
Rhino:PYB gets right back up though…
Mark:PYB with a thumb to the eye of Raven and now goes back to the headlock on the ECW Alumni… Raven once again trying to fight out of the headlock…
Rhino:It looks like PYB is frustrating Raven going in to the holds early… It has thrown Raven off a little bit…
Mark:That is what PYB’s game plan probably is… To throw Raven off… This is Raven’s element… So PYB is trying to change that… As he throws Raven over and has him on his side on the canvas…
Rhino:PYB is continuing to grind away with that side headlock…
Mark:Raven once again trying to fight out of it…As he is bringing PYB back up to a vertical base… As once again Raven with elbows to the midsection of PYB… Sending PYB back in to the ropes… PYB ducks the clothesline from Raven… PYB comes back with another clothesline… Raven ducks as he goes behind PYB and nails him with a russian leg sweep…
Rhino:Raven looks like he is ready to take control of this match up…
Mark:PYB is back up on his feet… As Raven nails him with a couple of jabs and nails him with a discus punch taking PYB off of his feet…
Rhino:That was one hell of a punch from Raven…
Mark:Raven now speeding up this match up as Raven grabs PYB and drops him with another russian leg sweep…
Rhino:Raven is going to the outside now and is getting a couple of weapons from undeneath the ring…
Mark:PYB is back up and planchas over the top rope right on Raven…
Rhino:PYB is showing Raven that he is not just about mat wrestling… He can do any style that he chooses to do…
Mark:PYB now with right hands to Raven on the floor…
Rhino:PYB grabs a stop sign from underneath the ring…
Mark:Raven turns around and he gets nailed right in the head with the stop sign from the former Undisputed Champion… PYB now picks up Raven and sends him in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Raven countered and reversed PYB right in to the steel guard rail…
Mark:Raven now more aggressive with his approach to this match up as he stomps away at PYB on the floor…
Rhino:PYB is back up…
Mark:Raven with an atomic drop to PYB as he follows it up with a spinning clothesline…
Rhino:This is Raven’s type of match up…Hardcore Rules takes him back to his ECW roots… And he is at home in this type of match up…
Mark:Raven rolls PYB back in the ring… As he brings a trashcan full of toys in to the ring now…
Rhino:Raven is about to open up on PYB… And this might not be good news for PYB…
Mark:PYB is back up on his feet and turns right around in to a shot from Raven who cracked him over the head with baking pan…
Rhino:You could hear how hard he hit him with that all the way up here…
Mark:Raven grabs a singapore cane and cracks it across the back of PYB and once across the legs taking PYB off of his feet…
Rhino:These are some brutal shots that Raven is putting on PYB…
Mark:Yes they are… As Raven lays out the trash can and slams PYB on it…
Rhino:Raven has just taken over this match up… As things are not looking good for PYB at the moment…
Mark:On the middle rope Raven drives a fist drop on to PYB…
Rhino:Raven is just picking his shots… And is doing one hell of a job at it…
Mark:Raven setting up a steel chair in the center of the ring… Raven whips PYB in to the ropes… Droptoe hold right on to the steel chair…
Rhino:That is one of Ravens normal moves… And he has laid PYB out right now…
Mark:The cover by Raven 1……………………………….2…………………… PYB is able to kickout before the three…
Rhino:That was a close one right there….
Mark:Raven picks up PYB and nails him with a couple of jabs… Followed by a swinging neckbreaker… Leaving PYB down and hurting on the canvas…
Rhino:Raven looks like he wants to end this match up right now and thats why he is bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:PYB is hurting as he gets back up on to his feet… Clothesline from Raven putting PYB back down on the canvas…
Rhino:This is not good for PYB right now…
Mark:Raven is laying PYB out on the table…
Rhino:Raven is set to fly…
Mark:PYB somehow has rolled off the table and is fighting with Raven on the top rope…
Rhino:Where is PYB getting this burst of energy from…
Mark:I dont know… I really dont know… But Raven gets shoved off the top rope…
Rhino:He landed on the table… But did not go through…
Mark:PYB sees that this as his chance… 10.0 FROG SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:What a move by PYB… As Both he and Raven are down on the canvas right now…
Mark:PYB somehow gets an arm on Raven… 1……………………………………2………………………………….3……NO! Raven gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:How in the hell was he able to get up after that move through the table…
Mark:I have no idea… But both men are staggering around back up on to their feet… Right hands back and forth now…
Rhino:PYB gets the upper hand…
Mark:PYB with a kick to the midsection… Diamond Cutter by PYB on to Raven…
Rhino:That move came out of no where…
Mark:Cover by PYB 1………………………………….2…………………. Raven is barely able to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:Another close call…
Mark:PYB grabs a chair…
Rhino:He threw it right at Raven…
Mark:Raven has the chair… PSYKO KICK… Ducked by Raven…
Rhino:Raven just nailed PYB in the gut with the chair…
Mark:RAVEN EFFECT DDT ON THE CHAIR!
Rhino:PYB is out cold…
Mark:Cover by Raven 1…………………………………….2……………………………..3……… ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RAVEN…
Rhino:A big win for Raven… As he is now moving on in to the Extreme Bowl 2004 which will take place in February…
Mark:It was a big win for him… I would like remind everyone coming up next event will be eWa Tuesday Night Carnage on February 3rd…
Rhino:Man the eWa has some exciting events coming up…
Mark:Well Rhino, as you can see in the ring… Its time for the Highlight Reel…
Rhino:This should be very interesting between Chris Jericho and his guest Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Lets get ready back to the ring… For the HIGHLIGHT REEL!
Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel
Special Guest-Shawn Michaels
(“Break Down the Walls” plays as Chris Jericho walks down to the ring and gets ready for the Highlight Reel)
Chris Jericho:LADIES AND GENTS…ASSCLOWNIC FOLK OF ALL AGES…WELCOME TOOOOOOOO CHRIS JERICHO’S HIGHLIGHT REEL!!!!…..(Crowd Boos) Where tonight’s show will host a very very special guest…..the man that I….Chris Jericho…. defeated…. embarrassed… some say even killed… that guest being SHAWN MICHAELS!!!… (Crowd Cheers) and I’m going to cut right to the chase, I feel no need to waste my sex appeal right here in the ring in front of all you ass clowns(Crowd Boos)…so without further adieu, here he comes…..the HAS BEEN KID…….SHAWN MICHAELSSSSS!!!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena as the fans cheer for the Heartbreak Kid as he enters the ring…)
Chris Jericho:Shawn shawn shawn…Nice of you to finally come out of your hole for once…
HBK:Funny Chris… Real Funny…You see Chris Jericho… Im tired of hearing you run your damn mouth about how you killed the Career of Shawn Michaels… And I am out here to tell you… YOU DONT HUNT… WHAT YOU CANT KILL… AND YOU CANT KILL ME!
Chris Jericho:Oh ho ho Shawn….calm down there…..I wouldn’t want you to have a heart attack good god!… And for one Shawn, I don’t need to be doing any hunting, I have your head perfectly mounted on my wall…
HBK:Chris, Chris, Chris… If you keep running your trap like that… I may just have to knock your damn head off…
Chris Jericho:Oh shawn, I wouldn’t want that arthritus of yours to leave any long term effects…Why don’t you just go back home…Watch your kids grow up… Love your wife and oh, one more thing…Shawn….WOULD YOU PLEASE….SHUT…THE HELL UP?…
Rhino:Chris Jericho isnt showing any respect to the Heartbreak Kid tonight?
Mark:Would you expect him too?
Rhino:That is true…
Chris Jericho:Time and time again Shawn you say I’m talking and talking and talking… Things were PERFECTLY fine around here without you, and it seems to me, that you haven’t learned anything…
HBK: You want me to just walk away… You want me to hang up my boots… And just let punks like you run this joint?
Chris Jericho:I don’t think you have a choice Shawn…
HBK Well, if thats the case Chris… I should just walk away now… But you see… THATS JUST NOT ME! Thats not what the Heartbreak Kid does…Thats not what the Showstopper does…Because I have come back to the eWa to fight… And I have come back to fight you Chris Jericho… So what do you say Chris…Me and you, One on One at Tuesday Night Carnage… What do you say Boy?
Chris Jericho: Shawn Shawn Shawn…I’ve already beated you once… Are you really that eager to embarrass yourself again? Don’t you remember last time we faced off? I PRACTICALLY PARALYZED YOU! And just so you can see the evidence one more time…Take a look up at the screen…MONKEYS, ROLL IT!
Extreme Theater
Mark:Jericho is staggering back up…
Rhino:Michaels has the band tuned…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC… NO! Chris Jericho ducks the kick… And kicks Michaels in the midsection…
Rhino:Jericho just saved himself…
Mark:WALLS OF JERICHO! NO!… Michaels pushes out of it… Shawn Michaels goes behind Chris Jericho… Jericho goes behind Michaels and pushes him in to the ropes…
Rhino:Jericho grabs the chair…
Mark:CHAIR SHOT TO SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:Jericho took his head off…
Mark:Michaels is down and out…LIONSAULT by Jericho… Cover 1……………………………………..2…………………………………….3……… NEW CHAMPION!!!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… CHRIS JERICHO…
Rhino:Chris Jericho has done it…
Mark:Chris Jericho has ended the title reign for Shawn Michaels…
Footage Ends
Rhino:He is rubbing that footage in the face of Shawn Michaels…
HBK:Dont you EVER and I repeat EVER show that footage again…
Chris Jericho:Can’t face truth eh Shawn?
HBK:I can face the truth Chris…I know what happened in the past… But the past is the past…
Chris Jericho:The past is the greatest hint to not go through with this, A-GAIN!
HBK:But you see Chris… I live in the present… And I want to get you back in to this ring… To show why I am still the SHOWSTOPPER!
(Jericho puts his head down and impromptly kicks Shawn in the groin sending him to the mat, The crowd boos tremendously as Jericho gets right up close to his face)
Rhino:What a sure sign of Disrespect Mark… Chris Jericho isnt just showing what a jackass he is…
Mark:Thats some strong languare Rhino…
Chris Jericho:YOU SEE SHAWN!! IF YOU WANT TO GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE AYATOLLAH OF ROCK N ROLLA ONE MORE TIME!0: SO BE IT!!! BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A PLEASURE, A GREAT PLEASURE TO WATCH THE LEGEND OF CHRIS JERICHO, LIVE ONNNNNN!!!
Rhino:These two will get it on…
Mark:And when they do… All hell will break lose…
Rhino:And we will see it happen at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Mark:We have more action… So lets get back to the ring…
Hulk Hogan vs Prodigy
Pa Announcer:The following contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Dallas, Texas… Weighing in at 374 Pounds… PRODIGY…
(“Are you ready for this” plays as Prodigy walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Venice Beach, Ca… Weighing in at 302 Pounds… HULK HOGAN…
(“Real American” plays as Hulk Hogan enters the arena…)
Mark:Hulk Hogan and Prodigy are right in to it in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Prodigy is not backing down from the veteran Hulk Hogan…
Mark:Prodigy nails Hogan with a couple of right hands rocking Hulk Hogan… Prodigy kicks Hogan in the midsection and now Prodigy slams Hogan down to the canvas…
Rhino:Prodigy drives an elbow drop in the midsection of Hulk Hogan…
Mark:Prodigy has got off to a quick start early on Hogan…
Rhino:He now can use his power and weight advantage on Hogan now that he has him down on the canvas…
Mark:Right now Prodigy hooks up Hulk Hogan and he drives him down to the canvas with a suplex…
Rhino:Hulk Hogan is not looking so good…
Mark:Prodigy picks up Hogan and body slams Hulk Hogan down to the canvas…
Rhino:Prodigy is working over the lower back of the Hulkster…
Mark:Prodigy is putting his knee right in the lower back of Hogan as he pulls back on the neck… Wearing down Hulk Hogan… Trying to keep the Hulkster down…
Rhino:This is smart strategy by Prodigy…
Mark:Hulk Hogan is trying to fight back… As he is working his way back up to his feet… As Prodigy locks in on a headlock… As Prodigy is trying to continue to wear down Hulk Hogan…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of Hulk Hogan…
Mark:Prodigy with a thumb to the eye of Hulk Hogan… And now Prodigy wrapping his arms around Hogan… Locking in a Bear Hug…
Rhino:He is trying to squeeze the life out of the legend known as Hulk Hogan…
Mark:The pain is on the face of Hulk Hogan…
Rhino:He is in some trouble…
Mark:Hulk Hogan is trying to get all of the Hulkamaniacs behind him right now…
Rhino:Thats the only way he is only get his way back in to this match up…
Mark:Hogan now once again trying to fight out of the Bear Hug… As he is trying to break the hold…
Rhino:The fans are behind Hogan right now…
Mark:Hogan rakes the eyes of Prodigy… And now Hulk Hogan is fighting back with right hands…
Rhino:Listen to the fans cheer for Hogan…
Mark:Hogan whips Prodigy in to the ropes… Prodigy ducks the clothesline and comes back with a kick to the midsection… Belly to Belly Suplex by Prodigy…
Rhino:What a move by Prodigy…
Mark:Prodigy goes for a cover 1……………………………….2…………………. Kickout by Hulk Hogan…
Rhino:Prodigy just killed the momentum that Hulk Hogan was building…
Mark:The Hulkamaniacs are trying to get Hogan back in to it again… And now Prodigy locks in the Bear Hug again…
Rhino:The pain on the face of Hulk Hogan explains everything right now… As Hogan is still trying to fight back in to this match up…
Mark:Prodigy is losing his grip…
Rhino:Hogan is getting back in to it..
Mark:Hogan with right hands… Trying to break the hold…
Rhino:He breaks the hold…
Mark:Hogan is firing back… Hogan whips Prodigy in to the ropes… Prodigy ducks the clothesline… And nails Hogan with a clothesline…
Rhino:Hogan gets right back up…
Mark:Hes Hulking Up…
Rhino:This is not good for Prodigy…
Mark:Hogan blocks the right hands from Prodigy… And Hogan fires back with right hands…
Rhino:The fans are getting behind Hulk Hogan… Chanting Hogan, Hogan, Hogan…
Mark:Big right hands from Hogan… Hogan whips Prodigy in to the ropes… Big Boot from the Hulkster…
Rhino:Only one thing left now for Hogan to do…
Mark:Hogan comes off the ropes… LEG DROP BY HOGAN!
Rhino:Its Over… Hes finished…
Mark:Cover by Hogan 1…………………………………..2……………………………………3……. NO!
Rhino:WHAT?
Mark:Prodigy got his foot on the rope….
Rhino:How in the hell did he do that?
Mark:He did… He knew where he was in the ring and he was able to get his foot on the rope…
Rhino:Hogan can not believe it…
Mark:Hogan with a couple of more right hands to Prodigy… Prodigy gets sent in to the corner by Hulk Hogan…
Rhino:Hogan charges in to Prodigy…
Mark:Prodigy gets the boot up on Hogan… And now puts him in the corner…
Rhino:Shoulders in to Hogan… And now Hogan is set up on the top rope by Prodigy…
Mark:PRODICAL SUN! The Chokeslam from the top rope by Prodigy…
Rhino:Hogan is down and out…
Mark:Prodigy with a cover 1…………………………..2………………………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PRODIGY…
Rhino:What a huge win for Prodigy…
Mark:Its a huge win for the career of Prodigy as he now sets on a singles path here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… We have more action to get to… So lets head to the ring for the introductions…
Winner is entered in to Extreme Bowl 2004
Blake Bennit vs Chris Benoit
Pa Announcer:The Following Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… From the BTP… The Crippler CHRIS BENOIT…
(“Whatever” plays as Chris Benoit enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 232 pounds… BLAKE “Sexy Boy” BENNIT…
(“Some Red Handed Sleight of Hand” plays as Blake Bennit walks in to the arena…)
Rhino:This will be Blake’s first match up in over a year and a half here in the eWa…
Mark:He may have some ring rust as the bell sounds now…
Rhino:I have a feeling it make take him a few minutes to get it going in this match up…
Mark:Benoit locks up with Bennit… Benoit goes behind Bennit… Bennit now goes behind Benoit… As both men try to gain position here in the early going…
Rhino:Neither man is letting the other stay behind the other for very long…
Mark:Benoit goes behind Bennit and trips him up as he applies a side headlock on Blake Bennit… As Benoit grinds the headlock in…
Rhino:Blake is trying to use his legs to power out of the move…
Mark:Blake is on his knees now… Trying to counter the move by Benoit… Blake flips Benoit on to his back… Benoit goes right in to a head scissors on Blake… Blake kicks right out and now both men are back up…
Rhino:Both men have been countering each others moves here early…
Mark:Neither man has been able to get any type of advantage… Bennit now locks up with Benoit… Bennit now goes for a side headlock on Chris Benoit… Benoit with forearms to the gut of Bennit as he pushes him off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Blake ducked the clothesline from Benoit…
Mark:Benoit comes off the far side ropes…Hiptoss by Blake Bennit… Benoit gets back up on to his feet… And he gets nailed with another hiptoss from Blake Bennit… And Blake finishes him off with a dropkick to Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Blake Bennit is frustrating Chris Benoit at the moment as Blake has been able to counter every move so far that Chris Benoit has been able to pull off…
Mark:So much for ring rust…
Rhino:He isnt showing any signs right now…
Mark:Chris Benoit goes for a lock up… Bennit nails him with a couple of right hands… As Bennit sends Benoit in to the ropes… Clothesline ducked by Benoit… Benoit goes behind Blake… German Release suplex by the rabid wolverine…
Rhino:What a suplex by Chris Benoit…
Mark:Benoit goes right for the cover 1………………………….2………….. Blake is able to kick out before the three count… Benoit now hooks up Blake Bennit and nails him with a snap suplex…
Rhino:Chris Benoit has become very aggressive in the last few minutes of this match up…
Mark:Yes he has… As Benoit now grabs the left arm of Blake Bennit and grinds it over… As he drops him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Benoit is stretching the arm of Blake Bennit… As he is working over it to setup for the Crippler Crossface…
Mark:Benoit now hammerlocks Blake Bennit and slams him straight down on his arm… Leaving Blake in a lot of pain…
Rhino:You can see the pain in the face of Blake Bennit…
Mark:Chris Benoit now once again hammerlocks Blake Bennit and just throws him shoulder first right in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:Now that has to hurt…
Mark:Blake Bennit now is back up and is favoring his left arm… As Chris Benoit kicks him in the midsection… Hammerlock again and he slams him back down on his left arm again…
Rhino:Benoit is really working over the arm… And I dont think Blake will be able to fight much if at all now that he is unable to use his left arm…
Mark:Bennit staggers around… CROSSFACE! Crippler Crossface is locked in on Blake Bennit…
Rhino:Will he tap out?
Mark:Blake is trying his best to get to the ropes…
Rhino:But how much damage is being done the shoulder and arm of Chris Benoit…
Mark:Blake is able to get to the ropes but the damage has been done to the left arm of Blake Bennit…
Rhino:Blake is in alot of pain right now…
Mark:Benoit chops the chest of Blake in to the ropes… As he sends him for the ride… Benoit takes him down with a charging knee to the midsection…
Rhino:I dont know how much more Blake Bennit can take…
Mark:Chris Benoit going behind Blake Bennit… German Suplex by Chris Benoit… With a bridge 1…………………………………….2………………. Blake kicks out again…
Rhino:Chris Benoit is calling for the flying headbutt…
Mark:Blake is slammed down to the canvas…
Rhino:Benoit is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Blake is back up… And he runs in to the ropes knocking Chris Benoit down on to the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:He is going to be talking at a higher pitch for a little while is Chris Benoit…
Mark:Blake up on the top… Superplex by Blake and both men are down on the canvas…
Rhino:Benoit is down… Blake is down… But how much does Blake Bennit have left in him…
Mark:Chris Benoit is the first one back up… Blake though blocks the right hands from Chris Benoit… And comes back with a couple of right hands of his own…
Rhino:Look at the left arm of Blake Bennit… Just hanging down and he is not able to do much with it…
Mark:Blake now whips Benoit in to the ropes… Spear by Blake… Taking Chris Benoit right off of his feet…
Rhino:Blake is wanting Benoit to get right back up…
Mark:Benoit ducks the clothesline from Blake… CROSSFACE! NO! Countered by Blake Bennit who kicks him in the midsection as he sends him back in to the ropes… Benoit comes off the ropes with a clothesline…
Rhino:Blake just spun Benoit around…
Mark:SEXY SUPERKICK!
Rhino:Blake just caught Chris Benoit straight in the jaw with the kick…
Mark:Bennit lands on Benoit cover 1……………………………………………2…………………………………..3…… NO! Somehow Chris Benoit was able to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:Blake can not believe he didnt get the win yet…
Mark:Blake with right hands…As he sends Chris Benoit in to the ropes… SEXY SUPERKICK!
Rhino:It was ducked by Benoit…
Mark:Blake turns around… CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! Its locked in on Blake Bennit…
Rhino:How much pain can Blake tolerate before he taps…
Mark:Blake is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:But Benoit pulls back even harder…
Mark:Blake Taps Out! Its Over!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRIS BENOIT…
Rhino:What a win for Chris Benoit… His first match back and he makes Blake Bennit tap out…
Mark:Benoit had a game plan and he was able to make Blake tap out… But Blake put up one hell of a fight… But it wasnt enough here tonight…
Rhino:Chris Benoit is heading to the Extreme Bowl in February…
Mark:Well its time to spin the wheel… And make the deal… Lets head to ringside for the introductions…
eWa Television Championship Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal Match
John Stevens(c) vs Johnny Legion
Pa Announcer:The Following Contest is for the eWa Television Championship… And is a Spin The Wheel, Make the Deal Match… Once both participants are in the ring, an eWa Official will spin the wheel to determine which match up the two men will particpate in… Matches include, Objects on a Poll, Steel Cage, Ladder Match, Last Man Standing, Bra and Panties Match, Smashing Caskets Match, Iron Man Match and a Dog Collar Match… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Bronx, Ny… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… JOHNNY LEGION…
(“Bite to Break” Plays as Johnny Legion enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The Current and Defending eWa Television Champion… JOHN STEVENS…
(“My December Instrumental” plays as John Stevens enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now it is time to find out what the match up will be…
Rhino:I wonder what it is going to be…
Mark:Me too…
Rhino:It would be funny if it is a Bra and Panties Match…
Mark:Neither man would be very happy if it was that…
(Wheel is Spun)
Pa Announcer:Tonights eWa Television Championship Match will be an OBJECTS ON A POLL MATCH…
Rhino:This should be a very interesting match up…
Pa Announcer:As the officials set up the the polls here are the rules…On each of the four polls, Mystery Boxes will be on each of the polls, to find out what is inside of the boxes, you must pull down on the string, once you do so, you will be allowed to use what ever is inside the boxes…
Mark:The polls have been setup…
Rhino:The last time we had one of these matches… Things got very interesting…
Mark:Yes it did… The last match up was for the eWa Undisputed Championship between Subway and PYB in 2002 at Friday Night Frenzy…
Rhino:There is the bell…
Mark:And this match up is underway… Both men are looking right at each other…
Rhino:They are just trash talking between the two of them… And they want to really tear in to one another…
Mark:There they go… Rights and lefts… Back and forth… Between the two men… Stevens gets the upper hand on his challenger… Stevens whips Legion in to the ropes… Back body drop by John Stevens…
Rhino:He sent Legion for one hell of a ride there…
Mark:John Stevens now picks up Legion and slams him right back down to the canvas… Stevens kicks Legion in the midsection… And nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:John Stevens has taken control of this match up here early on…
Mark:Legion is back up to his feet and gets kicked in the midsection by Stevens and Stevens takes Legion over with an arm drag take down… Stevens whips Legion in to the ropes… Tiltawhirl slam by John Stevens…And he goes right for a cover 1………………………………..2……………………… Legion gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Legion is slowly getting back up to his feet as he is not looking so good at the moment…
Mark:The Champion with an european uppercut to the challenger… As Legion gets rocked back by that shot from John Stevens… Stevens once again sends Johnny Legion in to the ropes…
Rhino:Stevens ducks his head…
Mark:Legion sees it and hooks up Stevens… Sitdown Powerbomb by Johnny Legion… Cover 1……………………………………….2……………………. John Stevens kicks out before the three…
Rhino:Johnny Legion is starting to get back in to this one on one match up…
Mark:Legion whips Stevens in to the ropes… Big Time Spinebuster by Johnny Legion to the eWa TV Champion… Legion goes for another cover 1…………………………………2……………….Stevens gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Stevens now is hurting… As Legion has taken control of this match up…
Mark:Johnny Legion now picks up John Stevens and drives him down with a backbreaker…
Rhino:Legion is now focusing on the back of John Stevens… Probably setting him up down the line for the Last Breath…
Mark:Stevens now back up to his feet… Legion once again nails him with another backbreaker…
Rhino:The back is the definite focus of Johnny Legion… He wants to work over the back of John Stevens…
Mark:Legion now whips John Stevens hard in to the corner hard…
Rhino:You hear the ring move when Legion sent him hard in to the steel ring post…
Mark:Johnny Legion now is climbing up the corner… Trying to go over to one of the mystery boxes that are hanging from the polls…
Rhino:It looks like we are going to find out the first item in the boxes…
Mark:Legion pulls on one of the strings and out comes a steel chair on a string…
Rhino:This is going to help Johnny Legion and its gonna hurt John Stevens…
Mark:Legion now pulls down the steel chair… As he is now climbing down the turnbuckles…
Rhino:Stevens is back up…
Mark:Legion nails John Stevens in the gut with the steel chair and Legion nails Stevens right in the back with the steel chair…
Rhino:Mark, The eWa Television Champion is in a lot of pain… As Johnny Legion is continuing to work over the back of John Stevens…
Mark:Legion now picks up John Stevens again and drives him back down to the canvas with another Spinebuster…
Rhino:Johnny Legion has really done a number to John Stevens…
Mark:Legion goes for another cover 1……………………………………..2…………………………… Stevens gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Legion thought he had him there after that spinebuster…
Mark:Legion is going after another Mystery Box…
Rhino:He feels he has this match going his way… And is probably looking for another toy to play with…
Mark:Johnny Legion pulls down on the string…
Rhino:ITS CONFETTI!
Mark:Now that is pretty funny Rhino…
Rhino:I know… And you can see how angry Johnny Legion is about that…
Mark:Johnny Legion with right hands to John Stevens…
Rhino:He is aggressively hammering John Stevens with those right hands…
Mark:Johnny Legion takes out John Stevens with a clothesline…
Rhino:Legion is calling for the Last Breath…
Mark:Legion has his arms wrapped around John Stevens and he has the Last Breath locked in on John Stevens…
Rhino:Its his verision of the bear hug… As he is driving his hands right in to the back of John Stevens…
Mark:The pain on the face of John Stevens… Johnny Legion is locking it in real good… As John Stevens is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:He is fighting to get to the ropes… But the pain is getting too much for John Stevens…
Mark:The Referee is picking up the arm of John Stevens and it drops… As John Stevens is fading out… As his arm drops again…
Rhino:Thats twice… One more time and it is over for John Stevens and we will have a new eWa Television Champion…
Mark:Third Time… NO… John Stevens keeps his arm up… John Stevens is fighting out of the hold… As he is gaining some power and is nailing Johnny Legion with right hands…
Rhino:John Stevens fighting back…
Mark:Stevens whips Legion in to the ropes… Legion ducks the clothesline… And comes back with a clothesline of his own…
Rhino:That stopped the come back of John Stevens…
Mark:Johnny Legion opens up the steel chair…
Rhino:Legion wants to drive John Stevens on to the steel chair…
Mark:Legion picks up Stevens… Backbreaker on to the Chair… NO! Stevens flips over the arm of Johnny Legion… Stevens picks up Legion and drives him in to the steel chair with the backbreaker…
Rhino:Stevens did what Legion was going to do to him and reversed it on Johnny Legion…
Mark:Both men are down now… As Stevens used what ever he had him in to pull that move off…
Rhino:Stevens is pulling himself back up…
Mark:Legion is back up… And Stevens nails him with right hands… Legion is getting hammered by John Stevens… Stevens whips Legion in to the ropes… SPEAR by John Stevens…
Rhino:John Stevens now going up to one of the boxes now…
Mark:John Stevens is feeling lucky… As he is pulling on the string… Its a Barbed Wire Baseball Bat…
Rhino:UH OH!
Mark:This isnt good for Johnny Legion… Stevens with a couple of right hands to Legion… Legion is getting hammered… And he gets sent in to the ropes by Stevens…
Rhino:Stevens with bat in hand…
Mark:Stevens nails Legion right in the midsection with the Barbed Wire Bat… And Stevens nails him right in the head this time with the baseball bat…
Rhino:Legion has been busted open…
Mark:Legion now is in some trouble… As the eWa Television Champion is on fire now…
Rhino:Legion becareful…
Mark:John Stevens kicks Legion in the midsection… Gutwrench Powerbomb… And Johnny Legion is hurting…
Rhino:Legion is bleeding… The Champion is holding his back… But is in control…
Mark:John Stevens covers Legion 1………………………………….2……………………..Legion kicks out before the three…
Rhino:Legion is back up…
Mark:Stevens hooks up Legion… AWAKENER! NO! Legion pushes him out…
Rhion:Legion grabs a chair…
Mark:Stevens turns around and gets nailed right in the head with a steel chair…
Rhino:What a shot from Johnny Legion…
Mark:It was one brutal shot to John Stevens from Johnny Legion… The bloody challenger leans on Stevens 1………………………………2……………………… Stevens gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close call…
Mark:Johnny Legion now hooks up Stevens… DDT on to the steel chair…
Rhino:Stevens is out cold…
Mark:Legion goes for another cover 1…………………………………..2……………………………. Stevens kicks out again…
Rhino:How did he do that?
Mark:Johnny Legion is calling for the Falling Faith…
Rhino:This could be it…
Mark:Legion has John Stevens up on his shoulders…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:FALLING FAITH! NO! ROLLUP BY STEVENS 1………………………………………2…………………… LEGION KICKS OUT…
Rhino:Legion is pissed…
Mark:Stevens peppers Legion with a couple of right hands… Legion duckes one… And hooks up Stevens… Sidewalk Slam by Johnny Legion…
Rhino:Legion has Stevens down… And is now heading to get the final item from one of the boxes…
Mark:Legion pulls on the string… Its Honey and Feathers…
Rhino:Oh My God… That is so embarrassing…And Johnny Legion is pissed off right now…
Mark:And he should be… As he hit the two gimmicked boxes…
Rhino:Legion scores with a couple of right hands to Stevens…
Mark:Stevens comes back with a couple of his own…
Rhino:Its turning out to be a slugfest…
Mark:Stevens gets sent hard in to the corner by Johnny Legion… Powerslam by Johnny Legion and down goes the eWa Television Champion…
Rhino:A bloody, honey feathered challenger grabs the steel chair…
Mark:And he is waiting for Stevens to get back up…
Rhino:Stevens is staggering up…
Mark:Legion Swings and misses the chair shot…
Rhino:That was a big miss…
Mark:Kick by Stevens… AWAKENER ON THE STEEL CHAIR…
Rhino:Legion is out…
Mark:Stevens hooks the leg 1…………………………………………..2………………………………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Television Champion… JOHN STEVENS…
Rhino:What a match up…
Mark:John Stevens and Johnny Legion put on one hell of a fight…
Rhino:The busted their asses… And they had one hell of a match up…
Mark:Stevens came out on top tonight… But Legion gave everything he had… He fought through everything… But it just wasnt his night…
Rhino:No it wasnt…
Mark:PYB is making his way down to the ring… And he is going over to Johnny Legion…
Rhino:PYB is talking with Legion… What are they talking about?
Mark:I dont know, but PYB is helping Legion up… And they are walking to the back together…
Rhino:Is this a new Alliance?
Mark:Time will tell… Its time to head down to the ring for Our Main Event… Lets head to the ring for the introductions…
eWa World Heavyweight Championship Last Man Standing Match
Special Referee-Lone Jobber
Subway(c) vs Triple H
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Last Man Standing Match… For the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Special Guest Referee… LONE JOBBER…
(“One is the Loneiest Number” plays as Lone Jobber walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the Participants… First… The Challenger… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays as Triple H enters the arena carrying the Sledgehammer with him down to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… The eWa World Heavyweight Champion… SUBWAY…
(“Hits from the bong” plays through out the arena…)
Rhino:Where is Subway?
Mark:I have no idea…
Rhino:Wait a moment… Here he comes…
Mark:It looks like this is his secret weapon he was talking about…
Rhino:Its Subway wheeling a Dumpster down to the ring…
Mark:Thats a great way to counter the Sledgehammer…
Rhino:Oh Yes it is…
Mark:Subway rolls right in to the ring… Lone Jobber calls for the bell and there they go… Triple H and Subway trading right hands back and forth… In the center of the ring…
Rhino:They have been waiting for a while to get at it… And they are tearing in to one another right now in the ring…
Mark:Triple H blocks a couple of right hands from Subway… And scores with a couple of more right hands of his own… As Triple H now kicks him in the midsection and connects with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:The Game has taken an early advantage in this match up…
Mark:Triple H whips Subway in to the corner now… And now Triple H starts stomping away at Subway in the corner…
Rhino:The Game now just choking the life out of Subway in the corner…
Mark:Triple H pulls Subway out of the corner… As he sends him for the ride… Running High Knee to Subway…
Rhino:Triple H took his head off with that high knee…
Mark:The Game now going to the outside and has brought in a Steel Chair in to the ring…
Rhino:The Game is ready to lay in to Subway…
Mark:Subway is staggering back up to his feet… Triple H winds up The Chair… And misses the Chair shot… As Subway ducks the chair shot from Triple H… Subway grabs the Steel Chair and nails Triple H right in the head with the Steel Chair…
Rhino:That was a brutal chair shot from the World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Subway now stomping the challenger on the canvas… Subway is up on the middle rope…
Rhino:Steel Chair in hand…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop with the chair… And nails Triple H right in the head with that steel chair…
Rhino:Subway has turned this match up around so far…
Mark:Lone Jobber has started his count… And he is counting down Triple H… As he is up to three…
Rhino:Subway now has gone to the outside…
Mark:Triple H is back up at the five count… And Triple H is getting right in the face of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is showing his authority to Triple H…
Mark:Subway slides a couple of weapons in to the ring now… As he has a 2×4 and Triple H turns around and gets nailed right in to the midsection of Triple H…
Rhino:And he nails him across the back as well…
Mark:The World Heavyweight Champion has come to fight here tonight…
Rhino:The World Heavyweight Champion Subway now grabs a singapore cane…
Mark:Subway wacks Triple H right in the head with the Singapore Cane and another shot to the head of the Challenger Triple H…
Rhino:The Game has been busted open from the singapore cane shots to the head from Subway…
Mark:Subway picks up Triple H and he drives him down to the canvas with a DDT…
Rhino:Subway is back on the outside…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes back to his ten count on Triple H right now…
Rhino:Subway brings slides a table in to the ring…
Mark:But he pushes the Dumpster closer to the ring now…
Rhino:Subway has the table set up in the ring…
Mark:Triple H is staggering around now as he turns around… Atomic Drop by Subway… And takes Triple H down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Subway gets another table from outside of the ring… And has brought it back in to the ring and sets it up closer to the ropes and now he has two tables set up next to each other…
Mark:You can see the blood flowing from the forehead of Triple H… And it is wearing him down…
Rhino:Triple H isnt looking so good right now…
Mark:Subway has Triple H on the table…
Rhino:It looks like we are going to see a piledriver from one table to the other…
Mark:Subway hooks up Triple H… The Game blocks it… And Back Body Drops Subway over the top rope…
Rhino:He went over the top rope and he went right in to the dumpster…
Mark:Subway’s weapon has backfired on him at the moment… As the World Heavyweight Champion went straight in to the Dumpster…
Rhino:The bloody challenger is staggering around in the ring… As Lone Jobber is just letting things go right now…
Mark:That is what he should do Rhino…
Rhino:I agree… Let these two fight it out… We have to see a true winner here tonight…
Mark:The World Heavyweight Champion is busted open… As what ever was in the dumpster cut him open while he was inside the dumpster…
Rhino:That is not a good sign for the champion… But this might help out Triple H…
Mark:Triple H on the outside pulls Subway out of the dumpster… And is just nailing him with right hands on the floor…
Rhino:You can see Triple H trying to open up the forehead even more than he already is…
Mark:Triple H now rolls Subway back in to the ring now… And now the challenger is now looking to take over this match up…
Rhino:This is the type of thing Triple H likes… He has his opponent hurt… And he can just take advantage of it…
Mark:Triple H sends Subway in to the corner and now The Game is driving his shoulder in to the midsection of the World Champion…
Rhino:He is trying to knock the wind out of Subway…
Mark:Triple H now hooks up Subway and nails him with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:The Game is pulling one of those tables that were set up in the ring earlier closer to the corner now…
Mark:Triple H has Subway up on the top rope… DDT from the top rope through the table…
Rhino:Subway is down and out right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber has started his count…
Rhino:You can see it on the face of Triple H… He knows he has Subway down and out right now…
Mark:Five… Six… Seven… Eight… Nine… Subway is back up…
Rhino:How in the hell did he get up after that?
Mark:I dont know… Triple H can not believe it… As Subway is staggering around in middle of the ring…
Rhino:Subway has no idea where he is right now… As the bloody World Heavyweight Champion is not doing so good right now…
Mark:Triple H with a couple of right hands to the World Champion… And Subway gets taken down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Triple H is going for his sledgehammer at ringside…
Mark:Subway is using the ropes to pull himself back up… Triple H with Sledgehammer in hand… And he nails Subway right in the face with the Sledgehammer…
Rhino:He took his head off with that Sledgehammer… As the Bloody Champion is down and out again…
Mark:Lone Jobber starts his count again…
Rhino:I dont think Subway will get up after that shot from the sledgehammer…
Mark:Jobber is up the five… Six… Seven… Eight… Subway is back up again…
Rhino:How in the hell does he keep doing it?
Mark:I have no idea… He is one hell of a fighting champion and he wont stay down… Because he wants to stay the World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Triple H now is trying to figure out what to do…
Mark:Subway now gets slammed down to the canvas…
Rhino:Triple H is pulling Subway to the outside of the ring…
Mark:The Game slams him down on the floor…
Rhino:Sling Shot time…
Mark:Slingshot by Triple H and he gets slingshotted in the Dumpster…
Rhino:The bloody challenger is taking it to the bloody champion…
Mark:Triple H now is just hammering Subway on the ground… Trying to leave the champion laying in a pool of his own blood…
Rhino:And that was his goal in the first place… To leave Subway in a pool of his own blood…
Mark:Triple H throws a couple of chairs in to the ring now as he continues to work over Subway on the outside…
Rhino:Subway is hurting right now… You can see it on his face…
Mark:Triple H rolls Subway back in to the ring…
Rhino:Triple H has those chairs setup right next to each other and he has something planned…
Mark:Subway gets picked up by Triple H… Suplex by Triple H and he drives him right down on to the chairs…
Rhino:Damn thats gotta hurt…
Mark:Triple H is yelling at Lone Jobber to count Subway down…
Rhino:Subway is in a lot of pain…
Mark:Lone Jobber is starting to count… One… Two…
Rhino:Subway I dont think is going to get up…
Mark:Triple H is making sure and is pulling a ladder out from underneath the ring and bringing it in to the ring…
Rhino:Seven… Eight…
Mark:Subway is back up again…
Rhino:How in the hell is he doing this?
Mark:I have no idea… Triple H is back on the outside and is bringing a table back in to the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is laying Subway out on the table…
Mark:The Game is going high risk…
Rhino:That is not something he usually does…
Mark:Subway is stopping Triple H on the ladder…
Rhino:They are fighting it out on the top of the ladder…
Mark:Triple H has Subway rocking on the ladder…
Rhino:Subway looks like he is going to fall off the ladder…
Mark:Subway blocks a right hand… SUPERPLEX by Subway and Triple H goes right through the table…
Rhino:What a move by Subway… He has really turned this match up around…
Mark:Lone Jobber starts his count now… As the bloody champion is still hanging on to the ladder…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has gotten up to six…
Mark:Triple H is up at the count of eight… And now Subway is starting to take over on the challenger…
Rhino:Subway is using what ever he has left in him… To fire away at Triple H…
Mark:The Champion is taking it to the challenger… Forearms by Subway as Triple H gets sent in to the ropes… SUBLINE to The Game…
Rhino:He took Triple H’s head off…
Mark:Lone Jobber now goes right in to his count…
Rhino:Three… Four… Five… This is getting close…
Mark:Triple H some how makes it up before the ten count…
Rhino:Subway has another table set up now… As the blood still flows from his head as well as Triple H’s head…
Mark:Subway is trying to lay Triple H out on the table… But Triple H is trying to fight it…
Rhino:This is still some fight left in the challenger…
Mark:Low Blow by Triple H…
Rhino:That has stopped the World Heavyweight Champion in his tracks…
Mark:Triple H hooking up Subway… PEDIGREE by the Challenger…
Rhino:Subway is down and out right now… Lone Jobber once again is counting him down…
Mark:Jobber has been counting down the middle… He really doesnt seem like he has an alliance with either man…
Rhino:No he doesnt…
Mark:Jobber is up to seven… Eight… Nine… TEN! NO! Subway was able to get himself up before the ten…
Rhino:That was very close… Very VERY CLOSE…
Mark:Triple H once again has the sledgehammer in hand…
Rhino:Oh no… This is not good for the champion…
Mark:Triple H goes right after Subway… Subway ducks the Sledgehammer shot…
Rhino:Triple H missed big time…
Mark:Kick to the midsection by Subway…
Rhino:Subway grabs the Sledgehammer…
Mark:Triple H gets nailed right in the head with the Sledgehammer…
Rhino:I believe Triple H is down and out… He has to be hurting…
Mark:Lone Jobber is up to four… five… Six… Seven…
Rhino:This one is getting close…
Mark:Triple H somehow gets up again…
Rhino:Neither man is staying down…
Mark:Subway is pulling Triple H over to the ropes… And he sends him over the top rope and he lands right on top of the dumpster…
Rhino:Subway is bringing the sledgehammer over with him… As he is setting up Triple H up on the dumpster…
Mark:Looks like we are going to be seeing a Piledriver in to the dumpster…
Rhino:If he hits it… This will be all over…
Mark:Subway trying to get Triple H up… LOW BLOW by The Game…
Rhino:Another low blow by the challenger…
Mark:Subway is hurting… Triple H is hurting…
Rhino:This has been one hell of a battle between these two men…
Mark:Triple H hooks up Subway… PEDIGREE IN TO THE DUMPSTER…
Rhino:It has to be over…
Mark:I agree with you… That has to be the final blow…
Rhino:Our camera man just got a great shot of what is in the dumpster… Broken florescent lights… I guess they werent broken, until Subway landed on them a couple of times…
Mark:Both men are down in the dumpster… As Lone Jobber is making his count now…
Rhino:Could we see a double countout?
Mark:Five… Six… Seven…
Rhino:Triple H is up…
Mark:Subway isnt moving though… As he is up to Nine… TEN! ITS OVER! NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa World Heavyweight Champion… TRIPLE H…
Rhino:What a match up… Both men gave it their all… But DAMN… Triple H is World Champion again…
Mark:Both men put it all on the table here tonight… And they put on one hell of a match up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to help Subway up… As Triple H celebrating as he walks to the back…
Mark:Thats some class by Lone Jobber helping Subway up…
Rhino:Subway just shoved Lone Jobber down…
Mark:I guess Subway doesnt want any help from anyone… As he busted his ass tonight…
Rhino:And the crowd is giving him one hell of an ovation as he walks to the back…
Mark:What a night it has been here tonight… We will see all of you at Tuesday Night Carnage… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
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