Tuesday Night Carnage 02-22-04
Mark:Welcome everyone to a jammed pack addition of eWa Tuesday Night Carnage… We are live here in Seattle, Washington…And what a night we have for everyone tonight Rhino…
Rhino:Yes we have a jammed packed show… As it has been said… Its One Champion, One Challenger, One More Time…
Mark:That is what is being used to describe our Main Event… Which is for the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… As Triple H defends against Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Its anything goes… And when those two get in the ring… All hell will break loose…
Mark:Also tonight… John Stevens will defend his eWa Television Championship against Static Star is a Ladder Match…
Rhino:That match up should be real interesting…
Mark:We also have a big time Tag Match up… Between Nash and Michaels against Jericho and Christian…
Rhino:Who will be left in the ring with the Deadman for 6:66…
Mark:Plus Shane McMahon plans to make an announcement at some point in this program…
Rhino:I wonder what it is going to be about…
Mark:So much more to get to… Lets head right to the ring for our Opening Contest…
Kane vs Demon Child
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Seattle, Wa… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(“Darkness” plays as Demon Child walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 326 Pounds… KANE…
(“Slow Chemical” plays as Kane enters the arena…)
Mark:Kane nails Demon Child with a couple of throat thrusts to Demon Child… As he backs him up in to the ropes… Kane whips Demon Child in to the ropes… Back Body Drop by Kane…
Rhino:Demon Child went for one hell of a ride right there…
Mark:Kane now with a couple of right hands to Demon Child… Kick to the midsection… As Demon Child gets put up on Kane’s Shoulder… Running Powerslam by the Big Red Machine…
Rhino:Kane is dominating early on in this match up…
Mark:Kane goes for a cover 1………………………2…………………. Demon Child is able to kick out before the three count…
Rhino:The Big Red Machine is bringing out the Monster we have all grown to love and hate over the years here tonight…
Mark:Demon Child is back up on his feet… And Kane nails him with a clothesline over the top rope and Demon Child goes crashing down to the floor…
Rhino:Things are not looking so good for Demon Child…
Mark:The Referee is keeping Kane in the ring… As Demon Child gets back up on the apron and drops Kane’s jaw right on to the top rope…
Rhino:He has stunned Kane for the moment…
Mark:Demon Child is up on the top rope… Missile Dropkick by Demon Child and he has knocked The Big Red Machine off of his feet…
Rhino:This is where Demon Child needs to take advantage of Kane…
Mark:Kane is in some trouble as Demon Child goes for a cover 1…………2………………. Kane kicks out…
Rhino:Demon Child really needs to pull something big off… To keep himself in this match up…
Mark:Demon Child on the middle rope… And he drops an elbow on to Kane… As he goes for another cover 1………………………………….2…………………. Once again Kane gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Demon Child really needs to pull something off…
Mark:Right Now Kane is back up… Demon Child nails Kane with right hands knocking Kane back in to the ropes…
Rhino:I am surprised these shots are having an effect on Kane…
Mark:Demon Child whips Kane in to the ropes… Reversal by Kane… Demon Child comes off the ropes… And Kane nails Demon Child with a big boot…
Rhino:That boot took Demon Child’s head off…
Mark:This is not good for Demon Child as he staggers back up to his feet… Kane has him up… CHOKESLAM! By the Big Red Machine…
Rhino:Demon looks to be done… But Kane isnt done…
Mark:Kane picks up Demon Child…
Rhino:Uh Oh! Good Night Demon Child…
Mark:TOMBSTONE! By The Big Red Machine… Cover 1…………2………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner KANE…
Rhino:Impressive win for Kane here tonight…
Mark:It was very impressive as he has taken care of Demon Child… Kane is showing that he means business… Well its time for a Street Fight… So lets head to the ring for that match up…
Street Fight
PYB vs Hulk Hogan
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Street Fight and is set for one fall… Introducing First… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…P-Y-B…
(“Relentless” plays as PYB enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Venice Beach, Ca… Weighing in at 302 Pounds… Hollywood HULK HOGAN…
(“nWo” plays as Hulk Hogan walks in to the arena…)
Mark:There is the bell and this street fight is under way…
Rhino:PYB is taunting Hulk Hogan…
Mark:Hogan nails PYB with right hands… Nailing PYB right in the face with those right hands… PYB is back up in to the ropes… As Hogan whips him to the farside… Big running clothesline by Hogan…
Rhino:That was one hell of a clothesline from the Hulkster…
Mark:PYB gets back up to his feet and Hogan slams PYB right back down to the canvas… Hogan putting the boots to PYB keeping him down on the canvas…
Rhino:Hulk Hogan is using his power to his advantage here early on in this match up…
Mark:Hogan has PYB in the corner and Hogan just opens up on him in the corner as Hogan connects with chops to the chest of PYB…
Rhino:WOOOOOOO!
Mark:Hogan one more time whips PYB in to the ropes… Big Time Running Clothesline…
Rhino:One more time PYB’s head was taken off again after that shot…
Mark:PYB is rolling to the outside…
Rhino:PYB is trying to regroup on the outside after this attack from Hogan…
Mark:Hogan is chasing PYB around the ring…
Rhino:PYB rolls back in the ring…
Mark:Hogan also gets back in the ring but PYB nails Hogan with boots… PYB comes off the ropes…Rolling Senton Splash by PYB right on to the back of the Hulkster…
Rhino:PYB now is taking over control of this match up… But now PYB is on the outside…
Mark:PYB is bringing a steel chair back in to the ring… As Hogan pulls himself back up… PYB lays the chair down on the canvas… DDT right on to the steel chair…
Rhino:Hogan was drilled by PYB on to that steel chair…
Mark:Cover by PYB 1……………..2……………… Hogan gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now PYB is setting up a chair in between the turnbuckles…
Mark:PYB backs Hogan up in to the corner…PYB whips Hogan hard in to the corner with the steel chair…
Rhino:Hogan hit his back hard in to the corner…
Mark:Things are going PYB’s way right now… As he is taking it to Hogan… Hogan now pulling himself back up…
Rhino:PYB has a steel chair…
Mark:PYB throws the steel chair right at Hogan… Hogan catches the chair… PYB with a spin kick right in to the steel chair…
Rhino:That was sorta like a Van Daminator…
Mark:PYB goes for another cover 1………………2…………………. Hogan gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Hogan has been busted open after the Van Daminator from PYB… As PYB is on the outside now and looks to be bringing in a table in to the ring…
Mark:The table has been brought in to the ring by PYB… PYB whips Hogan in to the ropes…
Rhino:Reversal by Hogan…
Mark:Double clothesline and PYB and Hogan are down on the canvas…
Rhino:That was a big time collision and both are down on the canvas trying to make their way back up on their feet…
Mark:PYB with right hands to Hogan… Hogan blocks… And Hogan whips PYB in to the ropes… PYB ducks the clothesline… Psyko Kick by PYB…
Rhino:That shot has knocked out Hogan…
Mark:No it didnt…
Rhino:Hogan is hulking up now…
Mark:Hogan blocks the right hands from PYB… And now he nails him with straight right hands…
Rhino:This is not good for PYB…
Mark:Hogan whips PYB in to the ropes… Big Boot from Hogan…
Rhino:PYB is out…
Mark:Hogan comes off the ropes… LEG DROP CONNECTS ON PYB…
Rhino:Its Over…
Mark:Hogan with a cover 1……………….2………….3……. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:PYB got his foot on the rope before the three count…
Mark:Hogan can not believe it…
Rhino:Neither can I… I thought it was over…
Mark:Hogan picks up PYB… PYB goes behind Hogan and pushes him off in to the ropes… Hogan comes off… Psyko Kick to Hogan…
Rhino:PYB is setting Hogan up on the table…
Mark:PYB is on the top rope…
Rhino:This is not good for Hogan…
Mark:10.0 FROG SPLASH RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE! PYB covers Hogan 1………………2…………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PYB…
Rhino:PYB gets a big win over Hulk Hogan…
Mark:Next week we will see PYB and Raven in the next round of the FTW Championship Tournament… As we now get set for the other second round match of the FTW Title Tournament… So lets get to the ring…
FTW Championship Tournament Round 2
Prodigy vs Johnny Legion
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a FTW Championship Tournament Match and is set for one fall… Introducing First… From Dallas, Tx… Weighing in at 374 Pounds… PRODIGY…
(“Are You Ready For This” plays as Prodigy enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Bronx… Weighing in at 298 Pounds… JOHNNY LEGION…
(“Bite To Break” plays as Johnny Legion enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Johnny Legion gets right up in the face of the eWa Veteran Prodigy…
Rhino:Prodigy isnt backing down from the new comer…
Mark:Johnny Legion slaps Prodigy right across the face…And now scores with a couple of right hands… Legion backs up Prodigy in to the corner… As he nails him with boots in the corner…
Rhino:Legion is hammering the bigger man…
Mark:Johnny Legion whips Prodigy in to the corner…
Rhino:Legion charges right back in to Prodigy…
Mark:Prodigy moves and Legion crashes in to the corner…As Legion comes out of the corner… Prodigy nails him with a big time clothesline…
Rhino:Johnny Legion got spun inside and out after that clothesline…
Mark:Prodigy now hooks up Johnny Legion and nails him with a stalling vertical suplex…
Rhino:Prodigy is holding him up there for about ten seconds now…
Mark:And now Prodigy drops Legion with the vertical suplex… Prodigy goes for a cover 1…………..2…………… Legion gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now Prodigy is taking control of this match up…
Mark:Prodigy now whips Johnny Legion in to the ropes… Prodigy nails Legion with a powerslam…
Rhino:That was a big time powerslam…
Mark:Prodigy goes for another cover 1…………….2…………… Legion gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Johnny Legion is hurting…
Mark:Prodigy now picks up Johnny Legion and nails him with a backbreaker…
Rhino:Prodigy drives his knee in to the back of Legion…
Mark:Johnny Legion is trying to pull himself up to his feet… As Prodigy once again whips Legion in to the ropes… Prodigy ducks his head…
Rhino:Legion sees it…
Mark:DDT by Johnny Legion… And now both men are down on the canvas…
Rhino:Legion pulled out a DDT and is now is trying to come out of this match up…
Mark:Legion is back up…
Rhino:So is Prodigy…
Mark:Johnny Legion nails Prodigy with big right hands… As Legion is just hammering the former Tag Team Champion…
Rhino:Those shots are hitting Prodigy hard…
Mark:Legion whips Prodigy in to the ropes… Dropkick right to Prodigy…
Rhino:He nailed him right in the face with that standing dropkick…
Mark:Johnny Legion goes right for a cover 1…………..2………………. Prodigy gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Prodigy is back up again now…
Mark:Legion whips Prodigy in to the ropes… Spear by Legion… Legion goes for another cover 1…………….2…………….. Prodigy gets another shoulder up…
Rhino:Johnny Legion is feeling it…
Mark:Johnny Legion is calling for the Falling Faith…
Rhino:Can he get Prodigy up?
Mark:Legion has Prodigy up… FALLING… No… Prodigy gets out of it…
Rhino:Prodigy with right hands…
Mark:Prodigy whips Legion in to the ropes… Legion ducks the clothesline…
Rhino:Legion has Prodigy up again…
Mark:FALLING FAITH! Legion goes for a cover 1…………….2…………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JOHNNY LEGION…
Rhino:Legion has advanced in the FTW Title Tournament…
Mark:It was a big win for Legion… As he is now moved on to the finals of the FTW Championship Tournament… We have a big Number One Contenders Match… So lets head to the ring…
eWa World Championship
Number One Contender’s Elimination Match
Chris Benoit vs Scott Steiner vs Shane Douglas vs Bret Hart
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Four Way Elimination Match… Introducing first…From Calgary, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… BRET “Hitman” HART…
(“Hart Attack” plays as Bret Hart enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Detroit, Mi… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… SCOTT STEINER…
(“Holla If you here Me” plays as Scott Steiner enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Pittsburg, Pa… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… The Franchise SHANE DOUGLAS…
(“Perfect Strangers” plays as Shane Douglas enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Edmonton, Alberta, Ca… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… CHRIS BENOIT…
(“Whatever” Plays as Chris Benoit walks in to the arena…)
Mark:This is going to be a very interesting match up…
Rhino:Yes it will… All four of these men will do what ever it takes to get the job done…
Mark:There will be three falls in this match up… And there will only be one winner…
Rhino:All four men want to get a chance to become the World Heavyweight Champion… And tonight they get their chance to get a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:There is the bell… Benoit and Douglas get face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Steiner and Hart are face to face as well…
Mark:Chris Benoit and Shane Douglas are in a collar and elbow tie up… Trying to gain position in the ring…
Rhino:Neither man is backing down…
Mark:Douglas is back in the ropes… And the referee breaks up the collar and elbow and it was a clean break…
Rhino:Steiner and Hart are fist fighting one another…
Mark:Scott Steiner whips Bret Hart in to the ropes… Hart comes off the ropes… Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex by Scott Steiner to The Hitman…
Rhino:That was a nice Belly to Belly from Scott Steiner…
Mark:Shane Douglas with a thumb to the eye of Chris Benoit as he backs him up in to the corner… Chops by Douglas…
Rhino:Benoit turns it around and brings Douglas in to the corner…
Mark:Now Benoit with chops to Shane Douglas…
Rhino:Listen to the fans go WOOOOO! WOOOOO! WOOOOO!
Mark:Benoit now putting the boots to Douglas in the corner now… As he is knocking him down in to the corner…
Rhino:Benoit is just stomping a mudhole in on Shane Douglas…
Mark:Steiner has Bret Hart up in a press slam… Bret Hart rakes the eyes of Steiner…
Rhino:Bret Hart goes behind Scott Steiner… And clips the knees right out of Scott Steiner…
Mark:Snap suplex by Chris Benoit to Shane Douglas… As Benoit is still hammering in on the Franchise…
Rhino:Bret Hart now is working on the knee of Scott Steiner…
Mark:Benoit with a sleeper to Shane Douglas… Douglas is countering though with elbows to the midsection of Chris Benoit… Douglas whips Benoit in to the ropes…
Rhino:Sleeper Hold now by Shane Douglas to Chris Benoit…
Mark:Douglas has the sleeper locked in on Benoit… But Bret Hart drives Scott Steiner’s knee right in to the canvas…
Rhino:I believe we could be seeing the sharpshooter real soon…
Mark:Benoit is trying to counter the sleeper… And he does… Belly to Back Suplex by Chris Benoit as he was able to break the sleeper hold that Shane Douglas had locked in on Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Douglas and Benoit are down on the canvas…
Mark:Sharpshooter by The Hitman to Steiner… As Bret Hart has it locked in on Steiner…
Rhino:Will Steiner tap out?
Mark:Scott Steiner is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:He is reaching for them…
Mark:Steiner is almost there…
Rhino:Bret Hart is pulling Steiner back in to the middle of the ring…
Mark:Scott Steiner Taps Out!
Pa Announcer:Scott Steiner has been eliminated…
Rhino:We are down to three…
Mark:Bret Hart goes right for Chris Benoit… As Bret Hart is now stomping at Benoit as he is down on the canvas…
Rhino:Shane Douglas is recovering in the corner…
Mark:Bret Hart whips Benoit in to the ropes… Back Elbow by Bret Hart to Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Bret Hart is picking up Chris Benoit…
Mark:Benoit is hooked up… Piledriver by Bret Hart to Benoit… As Bret Hart goes for a cover 1…………2……….. Benoit gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shane Douglas goes after Bret Hart…
Mark:Douglas gets hip toss by Bret Hart…
Rhino:Douglas gets back up and clotheslined over the top rope by Bret Hart…
Mark:Benoit is back up and goes behind Bret Hart… Hart goes behind Benoit… Roll up by Hart 1……..2…………..Benoit kicks out before the three…
Rhino:Chris Benoit gets back up again…
Mark:Bret Hart kicks Benoit in the midsection… Side Russian Leg Sweep by Bret Hart to Chris Benoit… As Bret Hart goes for another cover 1………….2…………………..Benoit kicks his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Bret Hart is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Elbow Drop by The Hitman to Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Thats Vintage Bret Hart…
Mark:Bret Hart is going for another cover…
Rhino:Douglas is back in the ring…
Mark:Shane Douglas spins Bret Hart around… PITTSBURG PLUNGE by Shane Douglas to Bret Hart…
Rhino:The Franchise has laid out Bret Hart…
Mark:Douglas with a cover 1………………….2………………..3………
Pa Announcer:Bret Hart has been eliminated…
Rhino:Bret Hart put out one hell of an effort… But it wasnt enough…
Mark:As we are now down to two men…
Rhino:Chris Benoit is hurting…
Mark:Shane Douglas is working on Chris Benoit with boots to the back of Chris Benoit… Shane Douglas picks up Benoit… Belly to Belly Suplex by Shane Douglas…
Rhino:That was a beautiful suplex by Shane Douglas…
Mark:Shane Douglas goes for a cover 1……………………2……………… Chris Benoit gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:You can really see how much Chris Benoit wants to win this match up and he will not give up…
Mark:Chris Benoit is back up on his feet…Shane Douglas hooks up Benoit again… And another Belly to Belly Suplex by Shane Douglas…
Rhino:Shane Douglas is just nailing Benoit with those Belly to Belly Suplex…
Mark:Shane Douglas goes for another cover 1…………….2………………… Another kickout by Benoit…
Rhino:Chris Benoit is still hurting and needs to do something to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Benoit is back up again… Douglas hooks him up again… Benoit fights out of the Belly to Belly… And now he nails him with chops to the chest of Shane Douglas…
Rhino:Benoit is trying to fight back…
Mark:Double Clothesline by Benoit and Douglas… And they are down on the canvas…
Rhino:Benoit is pulling himself back up again…
Mark:Douglas nails Benoit with right hands… As he backs him up in the ropes… Benoit gets sent in to the ropes… Benoit ducks the clothesline and goes behind Douglas…
Rhino:German Suplex by Chris Benoit…
Mark:Nice Suplex by Benoit… The hands are still locked in… And another German Suplex by Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Could we see a third?
Mark:Three German Suplex’s… With the third one being a release by Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Chris Benoit is on a roll now…
Mark:Benoit covers Douglas 1…………….2……………………. Shane Douglas gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Benoit is now chopping Douglas back in to the corner…
Mark:Chris Benoit whips Shane Douglas hard in to the corner… Douglas comes out of the corner… Back Body Drop by Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Shane Douglas is on the retreat…
Mark:Benoit with more chops to the chest of Shane Douglas…
Rhino:You can see the chest of Shane Douglas become very red…
Mark:Benoit kicks Shane Douglas in the midsection… Goes behind Benoit… Release German Suplex…
Rhino:Shane Douglas has been laid out by Chris Benoit…
Mark:Chris Benoit is up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Benoit is going to fly…
Mark:Flying Headbutt by Chris Benoit and he connects on to Shane Douglas…
Rhino:It could be over right here…
Mark:Benoit with a cover 1…………………2………………3…… NO! Shane Douglas gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:I believe its only a matter of time…
Mark:Shane Douglas turns around… CRIPPLER CROSS! NO! Shane Douglas blocks it… Douglas with right hands to Benoit…
Rhino:Benoit goes behind Douglas…
Mark:German Suplex blocked by Douglas… Douglas spins Benoit around… PITTSBURG PLUNGE!
Rhino:Benoit is out…
Mark:Douglas with a cover 1…………..2………………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHANE DOUGLAS…
Rhino:The Franchise Shane Douglas is now the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Shane Douglas will now meet the winner of our main event at Defiance… But this was one hell of a battle we just saw…
Rhino:Chris Benoit busted his ass and took a beating but couldnt pull it out tonight…
Mark:Shane Douglas gets his title shot… As we now get set for a Tag Team Challenge Match…
Shawn Michaels & Kevin Nash vs Chris Jericho & Christian
Loser is at the mercy of The Undertaker for 6 Minutes and 66 Seconds
Winner picks who will be at the mercy of The Undertaker
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…The loser is at the mercy of the Undertaker for 6 Minutes and 66 Seconds… With the winner picking who is at the mercy of the Undertaker… Now introducing first…Weighing in at combined weight of 461 Pounds… CHRISTIAN AND CHRIS JERICHO…
(“Break Down The Walls” plays as Jericho and Christian enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 547 Pounds… Big Sexy KEVIN NASH and The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Nash and Michaels enter the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… It will be Shawn Michaels and Christian starting things out…
Rhino:We knew that Jericho wouldnt get in the same ring with Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Christian and Michaels collar and elbow lock up in the center of the ring… Christian pushes Michaels back in to the ropes… Referee calls for a clean break and gets one… As they move back in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:Another collar and elbow lock up…
Mark:Michaels goes in to a headlock in on Christian… As he grinds it in on Christian… Christian pushes Michaels off in to the ropes… Christian drops down… Michaels leaps over… Christian goes for a dropkick but Michaels holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:Jericho takes a swing from behind at Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Michaels goes after Jericho… But from behind Christian attacks HBK… Clubbing blows to the back by Christian… As Christian takes control on HBK… HBK gets sent for the ride by Christian… And Christian nails him with a knee to the midsection…
Rhino:That moves knocks all the win right out of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Christian makes the tag to Chris Jericho… Who is now taunting Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Disrespect for the legend Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Slaps to the back of the head by Jericho as Michaels is trying to pull himself back up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is having fun with Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Michaels though kicks Jericho in the midsection… Just to fight him off… But Jericho nails HBK with right hands…As he kicks him in the midsection… Swinging neckbreaker by Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Y2J is now mocking Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Backbreaker by Chris Jericho to HBK… As he makes another tag to his partner Christian…
Rhino:So far HBK has not been able to make the tag to his partner Kevin Nash…
Mark:Jericho and Christian are working as a well oil machine… As Christian puts HBK up on his shoulder… Shoulderbreaker by Christian to the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:They know the weakness of Shawn Michaels…And it is his back and thats what they are working on…
Mark:Christian now keeping HBK down with boots to the back…
Rhino:Jericho wants back in to this match up…
Mark:Christian makes the tag… As they nail HBK with a double suplex…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is hurting…
Mark:Shawn Michaels needs to make the tag to Kevin Nash… But Jericho and Christian are keeping HBK in their corner…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is setting Shawn Michaels up on the top rope…
Mark:Superplex by Chris Jericho and Michaels is down and out…
Rhino:It could be over right here and now…
Mark:Cover by Chris Jericho 1……..2…………….. Kevin Nash breaks it up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho makes another tag to Christian…
Mark:Christian now with a couple of right hands to HBK…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of HBK…
Mark:Christian whips HBK in to the ropes… HBK ducks the clothesline… And comes back off with a flying forearm to Christian…
Rhino:Christian needs to make the tag to Chris Jericho…
Mark:Michaels makes the tag though to Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Jericho is tagged in…
Mark:Kevin Nash is clearing house… With forearms to both Christian and Chris Jericho… A big knee to the gut of Christian…
Rhino:Jericho is right back up…
Mark:Jericho gets sent in to the ropes… Big Boot by Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Kevin Nash took Jericho’s head off…
Mark:Kevin Nash clotheslines Christian to the outside…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is in control of this match up…
Mark:Jericho is back up… Sidewalk Slam by Kevin Nash…
Rhino:HBK gets the tag from Kevin Nash…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop by HBK to Chris Jericho and he connects on Y2J…
Rhino:I believe we are looking at some Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:The band is tuned…
Rhino:Christian just pulled Nash off the apron and sent him in to the steel steps…
Mark:HBK goes for the superkick… Ducked by Jericho… And Jericho nails Michaels with a clothesline…
Rhino:Christian is now in the ring…
Mark:Jericho and Christian hook up HBK… Double DDT…
Rhino:HBK has been laid out by Christian and Chris Jericho…
Mark:LIONSAULT by Y2J…
Rhino:Michaels is out…
Mark:Cover 1…………..2……………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winners CHRISTIAN AND CHRIS JERICHO…
Rhino:Chris Jericho and Christian were able to get the job done tonight…
Mark:Now who will Jericho and Christian select for the Six Minutes and Sixty Six Seconds with The Undertaker…
Jericho:Well Shawny Boy, looks like I beat ya again, but this time you’re really going to pay. Undertaker! Let the has-been-kid rest in peace…..
Rhino:This is not good for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Here comes The Undertaker…
(“Darkside” plays as The Undertaker walks down in to the ring…)
Mark:Shawn Michaels has been beaten up in the match up… And now has to fight off The Undertaker…
Rhino:This is not good for HBK…
Mark:The Undertaker just hammering Shawn Michaels in the corner with right hands…
Rhino:Those are stinging shots to HBK…
Mark:The Undertaker is just beating up on HBK and HBK can not stop it from happening…
Rhino:He has another Six Minutes to endure…
Mark:The Undertaker taking his time with Shawn Michaels… As he whips him in to the ropes… Big Boot by The Undertaker…
Rhino:I feel bad for HBK…
Mark:HBK is staggering around…
Rhino:He has no idea where he is right now…
Mark:The Undertaker grabs Shawn Michaels arm… And is walking the top rope…
Rhino:OLD SCHOOL TIME!
Mark:NO! Michaels yanked on The Undertaker’s arm… And Undertaker crotched the top rope…
Rhino:This is exactly what HBK needed…
Mark:HBK is just waiting out the time… Trying to regroup as much as possible…
Rhino:There is about 4 minutes to go…
Mark:HBK is trying to regroup… But The Undertaker is back up…
Rhino:The Undertaker is going after HBK with right hands…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is dodging the right hands…
Rhino:How long can HBK keep this up…
Mark:We are down to two and half minutes…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is back out and is distracting HBK…
Mark:HBK turns back around and gets nailed with a big right hand from The Undertaker…
Rhino:Chris Jericho wants to see The Undertaker destroy HBK…
Mark:The Undertaker now with 90 seconds left… Picks up HBK… CHOKESLAM by The Undertaker…
Rhino:The Undertaker has laid out The Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:The Undertaker is calling for the Tombstone…
Rhino:Jericho is liking this…
Mark:Undertaker now has Michaels up… TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER ON HBK!
Rhino:HBK is Out…
Mark:Chris Jericho is laughing at all of this… As Officials have no come in to stop all of this…
Rhino:Michaels is hurt… And is being helped out by officials…
Mark:We are now set for our Television Title Match… So lets head to the ring for the introductions…
eWa Television Championship Ladder Match
John Stevens(c) vs Static Star
Pa Announcer:This next match up is a LADDER MATCH and is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Jersey City, Nj… Weighing in at 185 Pounds… STATIC STAR…
(“The shooting star that destroyed us all ” plays as Static Star enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The eWa Television Champion… JOHN STEVENS…
(“My December” plays as John Stevens walks in to the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds… As these two men look up at the eWa TV Title hanging from the rafthers…
Rhino:This one is going to be very interesting…
Mark:John Stevens shoves Static Star…
Rhino:Static Star shoves him right back…
Mark:Right hand by John Stevens… And he nails Static Star back in to the ropes… As Stevens now sends him off to the other side…Static Star ducks the clothesline and comes back off the other side with a head scissors take over of John Stevens…
Rhino:Static Star is going to need to use his speed in this match up…
Mark:John Stevens back up and he gets nailed right in the face with a standing dropkick from the challenger…
Rhino:He caught him right in the jaw with that dropkick…
Mark:John Stevens is up again near the ropes… Another dropkick by Static Star knocking John Stevens over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:Static Star is not done…
Mark:Static Star sentons over the top rope and lands right on top of the Television Champion…
Rhino:What a move by Static Star…
Mark:Static Star took a chance and it paid off for him right now… As Static Star rams Stevens head in to the apron of the ring…
Rhino:John Stevens gets rolled back in to the ring by the challenger…
Mark:Static Star is up on the apron… Slingshot Legdrop by Static Star and he lands right on the champion…
Rhino:All of this is all well and good but this match is a ladder match… So sooner or later he is going to have to bring the ladder in to play in to this match up…
Mark:Static Star whips John Stevens in to the ropes… Reversal by John Stevens and he nails Static Star with a back elbow…
Rhino:John Stevens needs to take back control of this match up…
Mark:John Stevens hooks up Static Star… Brainbuster by the eWa Television Champion…
Rhino:He dropped Static Star straight down to the canvas…
Mark:Static Star is holding his head… As John Stevens picks him up again… And drives him back down to the canvas with a DDT…
Rhino:John Stevens now has laid Static Star out…And now he can go get the ladder and bring it in to this match up…
Mark:John Stevens is dragging the ladder back towards the ring…
Rhino:Static Star is back up…
Mark:Baseball slide in to the ladder and the ladder goes right back in to John Stevens…
RhinoThat was a nice move by Static Star…
Mark:Static Star rolls John Stevens back in to the ring… As he now whips John Stevens in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick right to John Stevens by the challenger…
Rhino:Static Star is standing the ladder up in the corner…
Mark:John Stevens is down… As Static Star is up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Stevens is right near the ladder…
Mark:Static Star rides the ladder right down on to the eWa Television Champion John Stevens…
Rhino:Any shot you take from the ladder has got to hurt…
Mark:Any shot from anyone with anything has to hurt…
Rhino:Now that is true…
Mark:John Stevens is holding his ribs… As Static Star lays the ladder out… And he slams John Stevens right on to the ladder…
Rhino:Static Star is up on the top rope…
Mark:Senton Splash MISSES! As John Stevens rolled out of the way… But Static Star crashes and burns on the ladder with that Senton Splash…
Rhino:John Stevens had the know how to move out of the way of that move…
Mark:John Stevens now setting up the ladder in the corner… As Static Star is back up on his feet… Stevens whips Static Star in to the ropes… Tilt a whirl slam by John Stevens and he drove Static Star right back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Static Star is in some trouble…
Mark:John Stevens now scoops up Static Star… And he rams Static Star right in to the ladder back first…
Rhino:One more time he rams Static Star in to the ladder again…
Mark:A follow up powerslam by John Stevens… And you can tell he is focusing on the back of the challenger…
Rhino:Those shots have to take a toll on Static Star…
Mark:I believe they are… As you can see the pain on the face of Static Star…
Rhino:John Stevens is setting up the ladder…
Mark:John Stevens is making the climb to get his TV Title…
Rhino:Static Star is starting to move…
Mark:Static Star is stopping John Stevens from climbing up the ladder…
Rhino:Static Star is pounding on the back of John Stevens…
Mark:Neckbreaker from the ladder by Static Star…
Rhino:John Stevens is now hurting on the canvas… As Static Star is now moving the ladder…
Mark:John Stevens is back up to his feet… Static Star goes for a kick…
Rhino:Stevens caught his foot…
Mark:Enzguri kick by Static Star… And he has taken out John Stevens for the moment…
Rhino:Static Star is now climbing up the ladder…
Mark:SHATTERSTAR PRESS CONNECTS! Shatterstar Press from the ladder connected on John Stevens…
Rhino:Now this is Static Star’s chance to get back up the ladder… And get the TV Title…
Mark:John Stevens is starting to move…
Rhino:Static Star is getting close to the belt…
Mark:Stevens is climbing up the ladder…
Rhino:Stevens is nailing Static Star… Blocking him from grabbing the belt…
Mark:John Stevens turns Static Star around… AWAKENER FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!
Rhino:WHAT A MOVE!
Mark:Static Star has to be out from that move…
Rhino:John Stevens hit his move from the top of the ladder and I believe he has this match up locked…
Mark:But it is taking him sometime to get himself together… As he has taken a beating in this match up as well…
Rhino:That is true…
Mark:John Stevens is slowly crawling towards the ladder… Trying to pull himself up the ladder to get the title…
Rhino:Static Star is barely moving now…
Mark:But he is moving and he is moving towards the ladder…
Rhino:Both men are climbing up the ladder…
Mark:Who will be the first one up the ladder…
Rhino:John Stevens has the advantage… But Static Star is almost there as well…
Mark:A slugfest is going on at the top of the ladder…
Rhino:Both men are giving it everything they have…
Mark:Static Star rams John Stevens head in to the top of the ladder… Knocking him down a rung…
Rhino:Static Star is almost there…
Mark:Uppercut to the jaw of Static Star… John Stevens now ramming Static Star’s head in to the ladder…
Rhino:The ladder is leaning over…
Mark:John Stevens reaches up… But cant get the belt…
Rhino:Static Star went for a right hand…
Mark:John Stevens blocks… And he just pie faces Static Star and pushes him right off the ladder…
Rhino:The ladder is going to fall over…
Mark:John Stevens reaches up and grabs on to the bell…
Rhino:The ladder fell…
Mark:Stevens falls but with the belt… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still eWa Television Champion JOHN STEVENS…
Rhino:What a match up these two men just had…
Mark:John Stevens though was able to pull this match up out… We are set to head to th… Wait one second… Something is going on in the back…
Rhino:Thats PYB…
Mark:PYB is taking someone out with a steel chair…
Rhino:He just took out Demon Child…
Mark:What the hell is going on…
Rhino:He took out some aggression on Demon Child…
Mark:Officials have broken things up… As we now send it down to the ring for our…
(“No Chance” plays as Shane McMahon walks out in to the arena and down towards the ring…)
Rhino:Its Shane O Mac…
Mark:I guess its time for his big announcement…
Rhino:I wonder what he has to say…
Shane:Well, as everyone knows by now… One man wants to have a match with me… One man wants to get in this ring and duke it out with the Commissioner…Well… Big Daddy Ace(crowd cheers)… I know you are here tonight… Even though you shouldnt be… But as you see what I have in my hand… Is a contract… And its a contract you must sign…
Rhino:What is the contract for?
Shane:As you can see right now… Security is coming down in the ring… So that you dont lay one hand on me…
Rhino:Looks like Shane is scared of Big Daddy Ace…
Shane:Now what this contract is for is for a match up at Defiance… This match up with be a Street Fight… Called a Boston Brawl…
Rhino:I like where this is going…
Mark:So do I…
Shane:So it will be Shane McMahon vs Big Daddy Ace at Defiance in a Boston Brawl… With this stipulation… If you beat me Ace… Your suspension will be lifted… If you lose… You will still be suspended indefinitely…
Rhino:Very Interesting Stipulation…
Shane:So if you want to come out here now Ace… We can hold this contract signing…
(“Lying From You” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena to cheers from the crowd as he enters the ring…)
Shane:Now Ace… Dont even think about grabbing a microphone… Because all you have to do is sign this contract…
Mark:Shane hands him the contract and then hides behind the security…
(Ace signs the contract)
Mark:This match looks to be official now…
Shane:Ace… It will be me and you… One on One at Defiance.. Now Security… Please escort Mr. Ace out of the ring…
Rhino:Man Shane McMahon is using his power as commissioner to his advantage…
Mark:Ace is fighting with the security…
Rhino:He is trying to get to Shane McMahon…
Mark:Shane is leaving the ring… But Ace is still attacking the security…
Rhino:Ace wants a piece of Shane McMahon and now he will get him at Defiance…
Mark:More Security has come out after Ace took out the first few security officers… As they escort him out of the arena now… We get set for our main event…
eWa World Championship Anything Goes Match
Triple H(c) vs Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall and is an ANYTHING GOES MATCH…This match up is for the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER..
(“One is the Loneist Number” plays as Lone Jobber walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The eWa World Heavyweight Champion… The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays as Triple H walks in to the arena…)
Mark:This is going to be a war if I have ever seen one before…
Rhino:I totally agree with you Mark… These two men tonight are going to tear in one another… Like no one else has before in the eWa…
Mark:The history between these two men is going to make this match up one hell of a battle…
Rhino:You can see the hatred between these two men… As they started to stare at one another…
Mark:You can see the fire in their eyes…
Rhino:They want this match up to get started… Because they can do anything they want to each other…
Mark:Triple H has begun the trash talking…
Rhino:And Lone Jobber is trash talking right back at Triple H…
Mark:The referee is explaining the rules to both men…
Rhino:There really isn’t much to explain… As you can see both men just laughing…
Mark:There is the bell and now this match up has officially begun…
Rhino:And there they go…
Mark:Right hands back and forth between both men… Neither man giving and inch to each other…
Rhino:Those right hands are stinging back and forth between both men…
Mark:Triple H takes control and hammers Lone Jobber with right hands… Triple H knocks Lone Jobber back in to the corner..
Rhino:The Game is just hammering Jobber in the corner…
Mark:Boots by The Game to Lone Jobber… As he is stomping him down in the corner…
Rhino:Triple H is just jamming his foot in to the throat of Lone Jobber in the corner…
Mark:He is keeping him down in the corner… As he is working over Lone Jobber… The World Heavyweight Champion now pulls Lone Jobber out of the corner… And nails him with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Triple H has taken control of this match up since the beginning shots and is now just wearing down the challenger…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up on his feet… As Triple H sends him off in to the ropes… Running High Knee by the World Champion…
Rhino:Thats vintage Triple H but it is effective…
Mark:Triple H covers Lone Jobber 1…..2………Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The World Champion now is going to the outside for something…
Mark:Triple H has a steel chair as his up on the apron…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up and he runs right in to Triple H knocking him off the arpon…
Mark:Triple H fell off the apron and landed right on the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now on the outside now hammering Triple H…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs Triple H by the hair and rams Triple H’s head right in to the steel steps… As the challenger for the World Champion is starting to get back in to this match up…
Rhino:The Game is in trouble…
Mark:The Challenger scoops up Triple H and once drops him face first on to the steel steps…Lone Jobber rolls Triple H back in the ring…
Rhino:Before Lone Jobber gets back in the ring… He is bringing a couple of weapons in the ring with him…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a Singapore cane… And he nails Triple H right in the head as he turned around…
Rhino:Brutal shot…
Mark:Lone Jobber nails The Game in the midsection with the cane and one more time in the back… As Lone Jobber works over the champion…
Rhino:You can see that Lone Jobber is enjoying giving Triple H those Singapore cane shots…
Mark:Lone Jobber has Triple H hooked… Russian Leg sweep with the Singapore cane around the neck of Triple H… Lone Jobber goes right in to a pin attempt 1……………………..2………………. Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:Right now Lone Jobber is just having his way with Triple H…
Mark:Triple H is staggering back up to his feet… Jobber swing and connects with the Singapore cane shot right to the head of the World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:If this was baseball… That was a homerun swing…
Mark:I agree with you right there… You can now see the blood starting to trickle out of the forehead of the World Champion…
Rhino:I bet it was that last homerun shot…
Mark:Lone Jobber scoops up Triple H and slams him right back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Lone Jobber lays a trashcan lid on the face of the World Champion… As Jobber is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop from the middle rope to Triple H… As he landed right on the trashcan lid with the leg drop… Cover by the challenger 1………………………………………..2………………………………Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:A bloody champion is pulling himself back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a clothesline knocking Triple H back down to the canvas…
Rhino:The challenger is back on the outside and is bring a steel chair in to the ring now…
Mark:Triple H is back up… And Lone Jobber just cracks the skull of Triple H with that chair shot…
Rhino:What a Shot!
Mark:Brutal Shot by the challenger…Another cover by Lone Jobber 1………2…….. Triple H once again gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The World Champion is a bloody mess right now…
Mark:The challenger is loving every minute of it…
Rhino:Yes he is and so am I…
Mark:Lone Jobber now whips Triple H in to the ropes… Double Axe Handle Clubbing shot by Lone Jobber knocking Triple H right back down to the canvas…
Rhino:This is the worst beating I have ever seen Triple H take in quite sometime… And I believe it has only begun…
Mark:I would agree… And I believe Lone Jobber has a lot more planned for Triple H…
Rhino:They have been saying it is One Champion… One Challenger… One More Time…
Mark:Lone Jobber is pulling Triple H out of the ring now… To begin hammering The Game on the outside…
Rhino:I believe Lone Jobber wants to raise the stakes right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is fighting with Triple H as he is bringing him up on the steel entrance ramp…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has something in mind… As he is hammering him up on the stage now…
Mark:Rhino…
Rhino:Yeah…
Mark:Look below the stage…
Rhino:Looks like a couple of stacked tables to me…
Mark:I believe Lone Jobber is looking to drop The Game through those tables…
Rhino:Oh Man I would love to see that…
Mark:A bloody World Champion is at the mercy of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:This is a great site to see…
Mark:Lone Jobber is setting up Triple H for a powerbomb through those tables like I said before…
Rhino:Come on do it Jobber… Drive him through those tables…
Mark:Jobber has him hooked… NO! BACK BODY DROP BY TRIPLE H…
Rhino:Lone Jobber went right through those tables…
Mark:Triple H countered and he back dropped Lone Jobber and he went crashing through the two stacked table…
Rhino:I don’t believe it… I wanted to see Triple H go through those table…
Mark:The bloody champion is trying to regroup himself…
Rhino:Triple H is crawling back down the ramp… As he has lost a tremendous amount of blood…
Mark:Lone Jobber is just now starting to move… As you can see he is hurting…
Rhino:His back or ribs must be killing him…
Mark:Lone Jobber is crawling back towards the ring…
Rhino:Which shows his will to win and his will to beat on Triple H…
Mark:The World Champion grabs Lone Jobber by the hair… As he is now ramming Lone Jobber in to the steel guardrail…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to keep his balance but as we have said before… He has lost a lot of blood…
Mark:Triple H rolls Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Rhino:The Game has a sledgehammer…
Mark:You got that wrong Rhino… The Game has his sledgehammer… And he is going to do a number to Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up…
Mark:Triple H has Lone Jobber… Backbreaker by The World Champion… As he drove him straight in to his knee…
Rhino:What is he going to do with that sledgehammer?
Mark:I don’t know… But he has opened up a steel chair… Triple H once again picks up Lone Jobber and he drives him right down on to the steel chair…
Rhino:Well that chair is useless now… After Lone Jobber just being driven right in to the chair in backbreaker form…
Mark:The Game with a cover on Lone Jobber 1……..2…….Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up before the three count…
Rhino:Uh Oh! The Game has the sledge…
Mark:Triple H rolls Lone Jobber over… And he drives the sledgehammer right in to the back of the challenger…
Rhino:Damn that’s gotta hurt…
Mark:One more time by Triple H…
Rhino:Lone Jobber back has to be totally messed up…
Mark:Triple H now rolls Lone Jobber back over and goes for another cover 1…..2….. Lone Jobber one more time gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The bloody champion is enjoying every minute of what he is doing to his foe Lone Jobber…
Mark:The World Heavyweight Champion is on the outside and is bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:And he also threw a trash can full of weapons in to the ring as well…
Mark:Triple H is setting up the table in the corner… As he is looking to ram Lone Jobber in to that Table…
Rhino:The World Heavyweight Champion is just in control of everything right now…
Mark:Triple H is grabbing something out of the trashcan…
Rhino:It’s the Playstation 2 of all things…
Mark:We have seen this weapon used before in past eWa matches… Lone Jobber staggers back up to his feet…
Rhino:This might not be good for Lone Jobber…
Mark:The Game with the PS2 and nails Lone Jobber right in the head with the playstation 2…
Rhino:The PS2 is broken… And Lone Jobber has been busted wide open now…
Mark:I would think that Lone Jobber has a concussion after that shot…
Rhino:This battle has gotten out of hand…
Mark:But this is the type of match up both men wanted… They wanted this type of battle and that’s what we are getting…
Rhino:Triple H lays a steel chair out…
Mark:I believe it is time for the Pedigree…
Rhino:Lone Jobber low blows the world champion…
Mark:Right now somehow… Lone Jobber hooks the legs of Triple H… SLINGSHOT RIGHT IN TO THE TABLE!
Rhino:Lone Jobber somehow was able to pull that off…
Mark:Triple H went crashing in to the table…
Rhino:The Game is bloody and battered… Lone Jobber is bloody and battered… But neither man is about to give up…
Mark:No they wont… They will never give up…
Rhino:I don’t know how Lone Jobber was able to pull that move off…
Mark:I don’t know either…
Rhino:These two men are living up to the hype of One Champion… One Challenger… One More Time… As the Champion is not giving up… The Challenger isn’t giving up… And they are giving us a classic One More Time…
Mark:Triple H is pulling himself back up on one side of the ring…
Rhino:While Jobber is doing it on the other…
Mark:You can see Lone Jobber is holding on to his back… As he has taken a lot of punishment here in this match up…
Rhino:I have enjoyed everything that I have seen so far…
Mark:Triple H with a right hand to Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber comes back with a right hand of his own…
Rhino:They are just trying to slug it out… With everything they have inside of them…
Mark:The Blood flowing from the foreheads of both men…
Rhino:They both have crimson masks right now…
Mark:Triple H whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Jobber ducks the clothesline… Triple H ducks a clothesline from Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Neither man can hit the clothesline…
Mark:Running High Knee right to Lone Jobber from Triple H…
Rhino:Both men are back down on the canvas… As this match up is taking everything they have to get through it…
Mark:Lone Jobber once again pulls himself up…
Rhino:Triple H is charging…
Mark:Lone Jobber ducks and pulls down the ropes and Triple H goes right over the top rope and his the floor…
Rhino:That was a smart move by Lone Jobber just to duck and get out of the way of the running clothesline…
Mark:Lone Jobber rolls to the outside… Holding on his back…
Rhino:Oh No… They are heading our way…
Mark:Lone Jobber is dragging Triple H by the hair towards our announce table… As he rams Triple H’s head in to the table…
Rhino:Look at the blood stain just from that shot…
Mark:I don’t know how either man can see… But they are…
Rhino:I believe we should move now Mark…
Mark:I agree…
Rhino:What is Lone Jobber doing?
Mark:Lone Jobber is setting up Triple H for a pedigree… Which would be insult to injury on the World Champion…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has him hooked…
Mark:PEDIGREE THROUGH THE TABLE by LONE JOBBER…
Rhino:OH MY GOD! I believe we will crown a new World Champion right now…
Mark:But he has to get him back in the ring…
Rhino:But I thought it was anything goes?
Mark:It is… But not falls count anywhere…
Rhino:God damn… Come on Jobber… Get him back in the ring… And pin his ass…
Mark:Lone Jobber is pulling himself back up…And is now trying to roll Triple H back in to the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is out Mark…
Mark:Triple H is down and out in the ring… Lone Jobber gets a cover on Triple H 1….2…….3….. NO! Triple H got his shoulder up…
Rhino:UNBELIEVEABLE!
Mark:How in the hell did he kick out…
Rhino:I don’t know… Lone Jobber has no idea…
Mark:This match is still going on… As Lone Jobber has a steel chair set up in the middle of the ring…
Rhino:What is he going to do now…
Mark:Triple H gets sent in to the ropes… Reversal by Triple H…Triple H kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection… BACKBREAKER ON THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:Another backbreaker on the chair… Lone Jobber’s back must be shot…
Mark:Lone Jobber is bloody and hurting… Triple H is bloody and hurting…
Rhino:This is a war… And neither man wants to lose this match…
Mark:This match up is for the richest prize in the business… The eWa World Heavyweight Title…
Rhino:Triple H has laid out the trash can now…
Mark:The World Champion though grabs his sledgehammer…
Rhino:Come on Jobber… Counter this…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers around… Triple H with a shot to the gut… And one shot right in to the head of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is out cold…
Mark:Yeah Lone Jobber is not moving… Triple H grabs Lone Jobber… PEDIGREE on to trash can…
Rhino:This is it…
Mark:A cover by Triple H 1……….2…………3…….NO! LONE JOBBER GOT HIS SHOULDER UP!
Rhino:WHAT?!? HOW?!? WHAT?!?
Mark:Triple H can not believe it…
Rhino:Everyone in the arena is stunned…
Mark:Triple H wipes the blood out of his eyes… And picks up Lone Jobber one more time… PEDIGREE AGAIN by Triple H…
Rhino:This is it… It has to be it…
Mark:Triple H with a cover 1…….2…….3….. NO! LONE JOBBER GOT HIS SHOULDER UP AGAIN!
Rhino:Come on now… Lone Jobber is a fighter and he will not give up…
Mark:No he wont… He is not giving up…
Rhino:Triple H is running out of ideas…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggering up again…
Rhino:The Game with the steel chair…
Mark:CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF LONE JOBBER…
Rhino:He cracked his skull with that chair shot…
Mark:Triple H picks him up one more time… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s his third pedigree…
Mark:Triple H covers Lone Jobber again 1…..2….3…… ITS FINALLY OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa World Heavyweight Champion TRIPLE H…
Rhino:What a match… What a War…
Mark:This match up was everything they said it was going to be…
Rhino:Yes it was… We all saw what kind of heart Lone Jobber has… And he wanted to win this match up…
Mark:Jobber gave everything he had… His back must be shot… He has lost a hell of a lot of blood… The World Champion Triple H is hurting… And has lost a hell of a lot of blood…
Rhino:This was a battle of One Champion… One Challenger… And they gave us a show one more time…
Mark:Who knows… Will we ever see this again between them…We will see everyone in Boston for Defiance…As we will see Triple H vs Shane Douglas for the World Champion…
Rhino:If Triple H is able to make it…
Mark:Also Shane McMahon vs Big Daddy Ace in a Boston Brawl… Plus a whole hell of a lot more… Good Night from Seattle…
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