Tuesday Night Carnage 02-12-08
Mark:We are live in Boston for the first Pay Per View Spectacular for Nightmare on EWA Boulevard… As tonight we have a jammed packed show Rhino… Which includes our Main Event…
Rhino:That is right its going to be a Falls Count Anywhere… Three Way Dance for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… When Triple H puts the gold on the line against Two Challengers…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Dangerous D tonight get a chance to knock Triple H off of his throne… Plus tonight the EWA Television Championship will be on the line when Christian Cage plays Musical Chairs with The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock or whoever he decides to have fight for him…Will play the Most Hardcore Game of Musical Chairs as he takes on Christian here tonight…
Mark:Also two EWA Icons will battle when Justin Credible defends the EWA Total Impact Championship against The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Can The Showstopper steal the Gold away from Justin Credible… We will find out here tonight…
Mark:Plus we will crown a new EWA Womens Champion here tonight… So lets get started with our opening contest…
Christian Taylor vs Mike Smith
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Orlando, Fl… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Crystal Taylor… CHRISTIAN TAYLOR!
(“Prayer” plays as Christian Taylor enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Houston, Texas…Weighing in at 220 Pounds… MIKE SMITH!
(“Becoming The Bull” plays as Mike Smith enters the arena…)
Mark:Mike Smith goes right after his former Tag Team Partner Christian Taylor and is opening up with straight right hands… Mike Smith backs Christian Taylor up in to the ropes and nails him with a hard shot right across the chest…
Rhino:Mike Smith is really connecting with those shots…
Mark:Mike Smith whips Christian Taylor off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Christian Taylor gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mike Smith goes behind Christian Taylor… Full Nelson Slam! Driving Christian Taylor straight in to the mat…
Rhino:Mike Smith is really laying it in on Christian Taylor at the moment…
Mark:Mike Smith covers Christian Taylor 1……………………..2……………….Kickout by Christian Taylor…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Mike Smith charges at Christian Taylor… Running Splash! No! Christian Taylor moves out of the way…
Rhino:Mike Smith hit the corner hard…
Mark:Mike Smith spins around and Christian Taylor hooks him up… Belly to Belly Suplex! Christian Taylor goes right for the cover 1………………2…………….Kickout by Mike Smith…
Rhino:Crystal is giving Christian words of encouragement right now as he tries to take control of this contest…
Mark:Mike Smith is back up on to his feet… Christian Taylor hooks him up… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Mike Smith is staggering around after that shot…
Mark:Christian Taylor now hooks him up…Vertabreaker!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Christian Taylor with the cover 1………………..2…………….3…No! Mike Smith kicks out…
Rhino:Right now Christian Taylor is really having his way with Mike Smith…
Mark:Christian Taylor now backs Mike Smith up in to the corner and sticks his boot right underneath the throat of Mike Smith…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is really choking the life out of Mike Smith…
Mark:Christian Taylor is now putting Mike Smith up on to the rope…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Mike Smith right here and now…
Mark:Christian Taylor has Mike Smith setup… Superplex! No! Mike Smith blocks and drives Christian Taylor it in to the mat with a Front Face Suplex…
Rhino:Mike Smith is now standing up on the top rope…
Mark:EXTREME SPLASH!
Rhino:Mike Smith connected with his Finishing Move right there…
Mark:Mike Smith with the cover…
Rhino:Crystal Taylor is up on the apron distracting the referee…
Mark:Mike Smith is now walking over to Crystal Taylor… Crystal Slaps Mike Smith right across the face…
Rhino:Mike Smith didn’t like that…
Mark:Mike Smith has Crystal Taylor by the hair and is looking to pull her in to the ring…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is back up on his feet…
Mark:LAST CLEANSING! To the Back of the Head of Mike Smith…
Rhino:That kick just knocked out Mike Smith…
Mark:Christian Taylor with the cover 1…………………….2…………………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRISTIAN TAYLOR!
Rhino:Christian Taylor gets the duke over his former tag team partner…
Mark:Crystal Taylor is now standing over Mike Smith and she just slapped him right across the face…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is now lining up Mike Smith…
Mark:This isnt going to be good… CLEANSED! NO! Officials Step in and stop him from kicking Mike Smith right in the head…
Rhino:He could have just seriously injured Mike Smith…
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell walks out on to the stage)
Rhino:It looks like the Commish has something to say…
McConnell:So Crystal… It seems as though you like to get Physcally involved in this situation…Since you seem to like it so much… Next week… Its going to be The Taylors vs Mike Smith in a 2 on 1 Handicap Match…
Mark:That’s a big match right there…As The Commish makes his ruling… We now get set for our next contest…
Ravens Rules
Raven vs The Saint
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is under RAVENS RULES… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 249 Pounds… THE SAINT!
(“Adrenaline” plays as The Saint enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Bowery… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… RAVEN!
(“Nevermore” plays as Raven enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Raven goes after The Saint nailing him with straight right hands… The Saint is firing back with a couple of right hands of his own… The Saint now kicks Raven in to the midsection and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… The Saint goes for a cover 1…………………2……………..Kickout by Raven…
Rhino:Raven is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Saint charges at Raven near the ropes… Raven ducks and The Saint gets back dropped over the top rope and to the outside he goes…
Rhino:Raven is going right out after The Saint…
Mark:Raven whips The Saint hard in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:The Saint is hurting…
Mark:Raven is looking around for something…
Rhino:Raven pulls out a trash can from underneath the ring…
Mark:The Saint staggers around and Raven nails him right in the head with the trash can…
Rhino:The Saint looks to be dazed at the moment…
Mark:Raven drops the Trash Can and now scoops up The Saint and slams him right down in to the trash can…
Rhino:The Saint is in trouble now as Raven now rolls The Saint back in to the ring…
Mark:Raven is throwing a few different weapons in to the ring…
Rhino:The Saint is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Raven rolls back in to the ring and now picks up a chair…Raven charges at The Saint with a chair… The Saint ducks… Spinebuster! By The Saint…
Rhino:Nice counter right there by The Saint as he drove Raven in to the mat with the Spinebuster…
Mark:The Saint is now looking around the ring and just picked up the singapore cane…
Rhino:Raven is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Raven is back up and The Saint nails him right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:He caught Raven good with that shot…
Mark:The Saint with one more cane shot right across the head of Raven taking him off of his feet… The Saint goes right for the cover 1…………………….2………………….. 3…No! Raven gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close call right there…
Mark:The Saint now folds up the chair and lays in down in the ring…
Rhino:Raven is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Saint hooks up Raven… Suplex… No! Raven blocks… Front Face Suplex! By Raven driving The Saint right in to the chair…
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Raven…
Mark:Raven is now opening up the Steel Chair…
Rhino:The Saint is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Saint is back up and Raven whips him off in to the ropes… Drop Toe Hold! By Raven driving The Saint face first in to the steel chair…
Rhino:The Saint looks to be out of it…
Mark:Raven hooks up The Saint… EVENFLOW DDT!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Raven hooks the leg of The Saint 1…………………….2……………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RAVEN!
Rhino:Raven’s quest of bringing Hardcore back to the EWA is a successful one here tonight at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…
Mark:Raven gets the W here tonight and still to come Triple H puts the EWA World Heavyweight Championship on the line against Dangerous D and Big Daddy Ace…We were scheduled to go to Gravedigger against The Bandit but The Gravedigger decide not to fulfill his EWA Contract there for the match up has been called off… So now its back to the ring as we get set for a Road to the Bowl Qualifying Match…
Road to the Bowl Qualifying Match
Steele vs Matt Morgan
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Road to the Bowl Qualifying Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Fairfield, Ct… Weighing in at 350 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Christy Hemme…MATT MORGAN!
(Morgan’s Theme plays as Matt Morgan enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Alexis Laree… STEELE!
(“Headstrong” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is under way… Steele locks up with Matt Morgan…
Rhino:Both men are battling for position…
Mark:Matt Morgan just backed Steele up in to the ropes… Matt Morgan goes for a big right hand… Steele ducks and now opens up on Matt Morgan with a couple of right hands… Steele whips Matt Morgan off in to the ropes… Clothesline!
Rhino:Matt Morgan is rocked but is still on his feet…
Mark:Steele now scores with an uppercut right underneath the jaw of Matt Morgan…
Rhino:That was a hard shot right there…
Mark:Matt Morgan is dazed and Steele connects with a running enziguri to the back of the head of Matt Morgan…
Rhino:That took Matt Morgan off of his feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree watches on as Steele goes for the cover 1………………….2…………….Kickout by Matt Morgan…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Steele charges in… Matt Morgan gets the boot up right in the face of Steele…
Rhino:Steele is spinning around…
Mark:Running Clothesline! By Matt Morgan as he spins Steele inside out right there…
Rhino:Christy Hemme just liked what she just saw right there from Matt Morgan…
Mark:Matt Morgan goes for the cover on Steele 1…………………..2………………..Steele gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Steele is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Matt Morgan hooks up Steele… Gutwrench Powerbomb!
Rhino:He just drove Steele right in to the mat…
Mark:Alexis Laree is concerned as Matt Morgan goes for the cover 1………………………2…………………3…….No! Steele gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is in control for the moment…
Mark:Matt Morgan comes off the ropes… Leg Drop! No! Steele moved out of the way…
Rhino:Matt Morgan got nothing but canvas right there…
Mark:Steele is now back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Steele is heading up to the top rope…
Mark:Matt Morgan is staggering back up… Missle Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice Dropkick right there by Steele…
Mark:Steele goes for the cover 1……………………..2……………..3………No! Matt Morgan gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Steele is now waiting for Matt Morgan to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele kicks Matt Morgan in the midsection… BESSEMER PRESS!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it right there…
Mark:Christy Hemme is up on the apron…
Rhino:Alexis Laree just pulled her off the apron…
Mark:Steele with the cover on Matt Morgan 1……………………2……………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STEELE!
Rhino:Steele is the first man to qualify for the 2008 Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Who will be next to qualify… Lets find out as we get back to the ring for our next contest…
Road to The Bowl Qualifying Match
JaRek vs Wyld Fyre
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Road to the Bowl Qualifying Match and is set for one fall…Introducing first… From The State of California… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… WYLD FYRE!
(“Bawitdaba” plays as Wyld Fyre enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Atlantic City, Nj… Weighing in at 285 Pounds… JAREK!
(“You’re Ever So Inviting” plays as JaRek enters the arena…)
Mark:JaRek charges right at Wyld Fyre… Wyld Fyre ducks the clothesline from Wyld Fyre and nails him with a couple of shots and now whips JaRek off in to the ropes… Spear!
Rhino:Nice spear by Wyld Fyre to take JaRek right off of his feet…
Mark:Wyld Fyre is now waiting for JaRek to get back up on to his feet… Wyld Fyre grabs him by the throat… Chokeslam! No! JaRek blocks and nails Wyld Fyre with a couple of shots with his elbow to the side of the head of Wyld Fyre…
Rhino:JaRek is now backing Wyld Fyre up in to the corner…
Mark:JaRek whips Wyld Fyre off in to the farside corner… Running Clothesline!
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Here comes JaRek… Big Boot! No! Wyld Fyre ducks the Big Boot…
Rhino:JaRek was looking to take his head off with that shot…
Mark:Wyld Fyre now hooks up JaRek… ZACA!
Rhino:Impressive move right there as he was able to lift up JaRek like that and drive him in to the mat…
Mark:Wyld Fyre hooks the leg on JaRek 1……………………….2…………………3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WYLD FYRE!
Rhino:Wyld Fyre scores the Upset Victory here tonight over JaRek…
Mark:We are looking at feed of Lone Jobber’s office and he has a big grin on his face after seeing that…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is now heading to the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Will Lone Jobber be next? We will find out a little later on… But it is now time for the EWA Tag Team Titles to be on the line as we send it down to the ring for the introductions…
EWA Tag Team Championship Ambulance Match
Alan Matthews & Austin Aries(c) vs Marcus LaBruz & Zion
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the…
Mark:Something is happening backstage…
Rhino:Its the two teams that are suppose to be fighting in the following match up…
Mark:All four men have been knocked out and arent moving…
Rhino:What the hell happened to them?
Mark:I really dont know but the Medical Staff is now trying to load all four men in to the Ambulances…
Rhino:What is going to happen with this match up now that all four men are being taking away in the Ambulance…
Mark:Im not really sure…
Rhino:Wait… This match up was an Ambulance Match up right?
Mark:Yes it was…
Rhino:So now that all four men were put in the Ambulance… Does that mean the match up is a Draw?
Mark:I guess you are right… Hopefully we will get updated on that situation… As all four men have been taken out of the arena in an Ambulance… But we have to get back to more EWA Action…
Road to the Bowl Qualifying Match
Lone Jobber vs The Undertaker
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Road to the Bowl Qualifying Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Slaughter House, now residing in the Corporate Offices in Atlanta, GA… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Death Valley… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Paul Bearer… THE UNDERTAKER!
(“Graveyard” plays as The Undertaker enters the arena…)
Mark:The Undertaker is staring a hole right in to Lone Jobber at the moment…
Rhino:Lone Jobber didn’t think this match would happen but it is…
Mark:The Undertaker starts walking at Lone Jobber and he backs right away from Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is going to make sure this match up is paced the way he wants…
Mark:Lone Jobber takes a deep breathe and goes right after The Undertaker… Big Right Hand by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:No effect on the Undertaker…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for another right hand and still no effect…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is starting to get a little worried at the moment…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks The Undertaker in to the midsection and now follows it up with a couple of right hands to The Undertaker… Lone Jobber whips The Undertaker off in to the ropes… Reversal by The Undertaker… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:That caught Lone Jobber right in the face…
Mark:The Undertaker now scoops up Lone Jobber and drops him face first on the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering around on his feet…
Mark:The Undertaker now grabs Lone Jobber by the arm…
Rhino:The Undertaker is climbing the ropes…
Mark:Old School! By The Undertaker right on to Lone Jobber…
Rhino:El Presidente is in trouble…
Mark:The Undertaker covers Lone Jobber 1………………….2……………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:The Undertaker grabs him by the throat… Chokeslam! No! Lone Jobber breaks the grip… Kick to the midsection… DDT!
Rhino:He dropped The Undertaker right on his head…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers The Undertaker 1……………………2………………..3…….No! The Undertaker kicks out…
Rhino:The Undertaker is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now up on the top rope… Flying Crossbody! By Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He took The Undertaker off of his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber with the cover 1……………………..2……………..3…….No! The Undertaker kicks out again…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now waiting for The Undertaker to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber now kicks The Undertaker in the midsection… Piledriver! No! The Undertaker counters with a back body drop…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Undertaker whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:El Presidente is in trouble as he staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Undertaker scoops up Lone Jobber… TOMBSTONE! NO! Lone Jobber slides off of his shoulders… Lone Jobber spins The Undertaker around… Kick to the midsection… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Lone Jobber with the cover 1……………………2……………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is heading back to the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to Threepeat and he will get his chance at the Extreme Bowl at the end of February… But right now its time for our first title match of the evening so lets send it to the ring for the introductions…
EWA Womens Championship Match
Alexis Laree vs Stephanie McMahon
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Steele…ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Downfall” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… STEPHANIE McMAHON!
(“All Grown Up” plays as Stephanie McMahon walks out on to the stage…)
Rhino:Why isnt Stephanie walking to the ring?
Mark:Im not sure… But she has a Microphone in hand…
Stephanie:Alexis… I know you were hoping to fight me here tonight… And I was all set and ready to fight you… However… Earlier this evening as I going through my final workout for this big match… I strained a ligament in my knee… So I wont be able to compete here tonight…
Rhino:So what does this mean? Are we going to have a championship match?
Mark:Let her finish…
Stephanie:However… I talked with my brother Shane and we have found you a Replacement… As tonight in THAT VERY RING… It will be Alexis Laree taking on…
(“Who I Am” plays as Chyna enters the arena…)
Stephanie:CHYNA!
Rhino:We havent seen Chyna in years…
Mark:The Ninth Wonder of the Year has returned to the EWA and she is going to be fighting Alexis Laree right here and now for the EWA Womens Championship…
Stephanie:Oh and Steele… You must now leave the ringside area as you have been BARRED FROM RINGSIDE!
Rhino:Steele is walking to the back not happy about this situation…
Mark:Chyna locks up with Alexis Laree… Chyna shoves Alexis Laree right down to the canvas…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is getting right back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges at Chyna and nails her with a couple of forearm shots… Alexis Laree goes with an irish whip… Reversal by Chyna sending Alexis Laree off in to the ropes… Shoulder Block!
Rhino:Alexis Laree’s head just bounced right off the mat…
Mark:Alexis Laree is slowly getting back up on to her feet… Chyna scoops up Alexis Laree and slams her straight down to the mat…
Rhino:Chyna is just taking her time right now as she takes it to Alexis Laree…
Mark:Chyna now grabs Alexis Laree by the hair and throws her back in to the corner… Chyna drills Alexis Laree with elbows right to the side of the head in the corner…
Rhino:Chyna is really opening up on Alexis Laree…
Mark:Chyna whips Alexis Laree off in to the farside corner… Chyna charges in… Clothesline! No! Alexis Laree gets her boot up right in the face of Chyna…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now setting her up…
Mark:Sprial Headscissors by Alexis Laree as she gets Chyna off of her feet…
Rhino:Not for long as Chyna gets right back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges… Lou Thez Press and she follows it up with punches right to the head of Chyna…
Rhino:Look at the fire in Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis really wants to be EWA Womens Champion and she isnt going to let Chyna stand in her way… Alexis Laree covers Chyna 1…………………2………….. Kickout by Chyna…
Rhino:Chyna is slowly getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges… Crossbody! No! Chyna ducks…
Rhino:Alexix Laree got nothing but canvas right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree is staggering up on to her feet… Swinging Neckbreaker by Chyna… Chyna now covers Alexis Laree 1………………..2……………. Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now staggering back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Chyna with a Handspring Back Elbow! Right to Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Chyna hooks her up… DDT!
Rhino:I think Chyna could have Alexis Laree right here…
Mark:Chyna now hooks the leg of Alexis Laree 1………………………2…………………….3………NO! Alexis Laree gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is watching on from a monitor backstage…
Mark:Chyna now picks up Alexis Laree… Small Package! 1………………….2……………..3……..NO! Chyna kicks out…
Rhino:Alexis Laree almost stole the victory right there…
Mark:Both women are back up… Chyna runs Alexis Laree over with a clothesline…
Rhino:Chyna is now pulling Alexis Laree up by her hair…
Mark:Chyna lifts her up… Gorilla Press Slam!
Rhino:Alexis Laree was just dropped straight in to the mat…
Mark:Chyna covers Alexis Laree 1……………………….2……………………3………….ITS NOT OVER! Alexis Laree got her shoulder up at the last second…
Rhino:Chyna is now waiting for Alexis Laree to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree is up… Chyna kicks her in the midsection… POWERBOMB! NO! Alexis Laree is fighting…
Rhino:She is trying to find a way out of the powerbomb…
Mark:Hurricanranna! By Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Chyna is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Chyna charges… Clothesline! No! Ducked! CHICK KICK!
Rhino:Chyna looks to be out on her feet at the moment…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks her up… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks the leg 1…………………….2…………………3…………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Womens Champion ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Alexis Laree has done it… She is now the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon’s replacement of Chyna couldn’t get the job done as you can see in her locker room Stephanie McMahon is upset that Chyna couldn’t get the job done…
Rhino:Steele has come out to celebrate with Alexis Laree as she is the new EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Alexis Laree is the new champion… I have a feeling is that Stephanie McMahon is going to have something in store for Alexis Laree in the near future… But right now its time for Justin Credible to defend his EWA Total Impact Championship…So lets send it to the ring for the introductions…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Justin Credible(c) vs Shawn Michaels
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Ozone Park, Ny… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” plays as Justin Credible enters the arena…)
Mark:Justin Credible and Shawn Michaels lock up in the center of the ring… Both men battle for position as Justin Credible backs Shawn Michaels up in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels shoves Justin Credible…
Rhino:Justin Credible shoves Shawn Michaels right back…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now slaps Justin Credible right across the face… Justin Credible now charges at Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels ducks the right hand and now chops Justin Credible right across the chest…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is really scoring with those knife edge chops…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now sends Justin Credible off in to the ropes… Hiptoss by HBK taking Justin Credible off of his feet…
Rhino:Justin Credible gets right back…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes for a dropkick… Justin Credible pushes him aside and Shawn Michaels got nothing but air…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back up on to his feet slowly right now…
Mark:Justin Credible scores with straight right hands as he backs Shawn Michaels up in to the ropes… Hard Knife Edge Chop right across the chest of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Justin Credible returning the favor right there as he connected with that chop…
Mark:Justin Credible whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Justin Credible charges and clotheslines Shawn Michaels over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Justin Credible is going out after Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Justin Credible scoops up Shawn Michaels and drops Shawn Michaels right on to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Justin Credible is looking underneath the ring for something…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is getting back up on to his feet as Justin Credible has a trash can lid and Shawn Michaels turns around and walks right in to a trash can lid shot from the Hardcore Icon…
Rhino:Big shot right there…
Mark:Justin drops the trash can lid and now hooks up Shawn Michaels… DDT! Right down on to the trash can lid…
Rhino:The referee is checking on Shawn Michaels at the moment…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is getting back up on to his feet as Justin Credible rolls him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Justin Credible is bringing a singapore cane in to the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up on his feet and Justin Credible swings the singapore cane… Shawn Michaels ducks… Atomic Drop by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Justin Credible is dazed on his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up Justin Credible and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has the singapore cane in hand and Justin Credible makes his way back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels flies off the top rope and he nails Justin Credible right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Nice shot right there by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:The referee checks on Justin Credible and says he could continue…
Rhino:Justin Credible is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:From behind Shawn Michaels clips Justin Credible from behind…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is dragging Justin Credible to the corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels drives the right leg of Justin Credible right in to the steel ring post… One more time Shawn Michaels drives the leg of Justin Credible in to the ring post…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of Justin Credible…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now hooking up Justin Credible… Figure Four Leg Lock! Around the ring post…
Rhino:Justin Credible is in a tremendous amount of pain right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is screaming at Justin Credible to tap out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels lets the hold go and is now getting back in to the ring…
Mark:Justin Credible is now limping up on to his feet…Shawn Michaels grabs him by the leg… Corkscrew Leg Whip! No! Enziguri! By Justin Credible…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is really dazed at the moment…
Mark:Justin Credible hooks up Shawn Michaels… Reverse DDT! By Justin Credible…
Rhino:Justin Credible continues to limp around the ring…
Mark:Justin Credible now has Shawn Michaels by the legs… Boston Crab!
Rhino:A Boston Crab in Boston… Go Figure…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Justin Credible continues to sit on the back of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting close to the ropes…
Mark:Justin Credible pulls him back in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels was so close to the ropes and now he is back in the center of the ring…
Mark:The referee is asking Shawn Michaels if he wants to give it up…
Rhino:You can see the pain on Shawn Michaels face right now…
Mark:Justin Credible continues to put all of his weight down on the back of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting close to tapping out…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to get to the ropes as well…
Rhino:I think Shawn is going to give it up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels reaches out and grabs the ropes and now the hold must be broken…
Rhino:Justin Credible is now heading quickly to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Justin Credible is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Justin Credible swings the chair at Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels ducks and now chops Justin Credible right across the chest…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to fight his way back in to this match…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Justin Credible in to the ropes… Reversal by Justin Credible… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm!
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas…
Mark:The referee is counting both men out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels nips up!
Mark:Justin Credible is staggering back up on to his feet as Shawn Michaels scores with an atomic drop and a big right hand by The Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:The Hardcore Icon gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects! Right down on to Justin Credible….
Rhino:The referee is checking on Justin Credible and says he still can continue…
Mark:Shawn Michaels right now is tuning up the band…
Rhino:Its going to be time for some Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:Justin Credible is staggering back up on to his feet… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Justin Credible ducks…
Rhino:Justin Credible grabs the steel chair…
Mark:Steel Chair Shot! By Justin Credible laying out the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:The referee is checking on Shawn Michaels right now…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid can still go as he is right now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Justin Credible is looking to go in for the kill…
Mark:Justin Credible scoops up Shawn Michaels… THATS INCREDIBLE! NO! Shawn Michaels escapes…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels grabs the chair…
Mark:Shawn Michaels throws the chair at Justin Credible… Justin Credible catches the chair… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Justin Credible ducks… Justin Credible Smashes Shawn Michaels in the head with the Chair…
Rhino:Justin Credible drops the chair…
Mark:Justin Credible scoops up Shawn Michaels… THATS INCREDIBLE! ON THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is out cold…
Mark:The referee checks on Shawn Michaels… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
Rhino:Justin Credible just Stop the Show for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:This was a real classic battle between the two EWA Icons… As we now get set for some Musical Chairs…
EWA Television Championship Musical Chairs Match
Christian Cage(c) vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Musical Chairs Match and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first…The Challenger… Accompanied to the ring by The Rock… ZAKK WYLD!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… CHRISTIAN CAGE!
(“Take Over” plays as Christian Cage enters the arena…)
Mark:Zakk Wyld goes after Christian Cage and nails him with right hands… Christian Cage gets backed up in to the ropes by Zakk Wyld…Irish Whip by Zakk Wyld… Christian comes off the ropes… Back Elbow right to the side of the head of Christian…
Rhino:Christian Cage gets right back up…
Mark:Zakk Wyld scoops up Christian and connects with a Shoulder Breaker…
Rhino:Christian is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Irish whip by Zakk Wyld sending Christian Cage off in to the ropes… Reversal by Christian Cage… Zakk Wyld comes off the ropes and Christian Cage nails him with a dropkick…
Rhino:Zakk Wyld is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Christian Cage now scores with a couple of chops right across the chest as he backs him up in to the corner… Christian Cage whips Zakk Wyld off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Zakk Wyld is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker by Captain Charisma…
Rhino:Christian is heading to the outside of the ring and is bringing a chair in to the ring…
Mark:Looks like he has found a wooden chair under the ring… Zakk Wyld is getting back up on to his feet and Christian Cage breaks the chair right over Zakk Wyld’s head…
Rhino:The referee is counting down Zakk Wyld…
Mark:Zakk Wyld makes his way back up on to his feet at the count of five from the referee… Christian nails him with a couple of more right hands and now hooks him up…Vertical Suplex by Captain Charisma…
Rhino:Christian Cage has gone back to the outside of the ring and is looking for a chair…
Mark:Zakk Wyld is getting back up on to his feet as Christian Cage has a steel chair… Zakk Wyld turns around and Christian kicks him in the midsection and now nails him right in the back with the steel chair…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is in complete control of this match up at the moment…
Mark:Zakk Wyld is in trouble as he tries to pull on the ropes to get back up on to his feet… Christian Cage now goes behind Zakk Wyld… Reverse DDT! By Captain Charisma driving Zakk Wyld in to the mat…
Rhino:I think Christian Cage could end this match up anytime…
Mark:Christian Cage now lays out the chair and is now hooking up Zakk Wyld…. UNPRETTIER! On to the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Zakk Wyld is out cold…
Mark:The referee is counting out Zakk Wyld…
Rhino:The referee is up to five…
Mark:Six…Seven… Eight… Nine… Christian Cage pulls Zakk Wyld back up…
Rhino:It seems as though Christian isnt done delivering the punishment…
Mark:Christian now lays Zakk Wyld out on the chair and has gone to the outside of the ring and is looking underneath the ring for another chair…
Rhino:Oh My… Christian has found the glass chair…
Mark:Christian is now in the ring and is lining up Zakk Wyld…
Rhino:The Rock is in the ring…
Mark:Christian goes to nail Zakk Wyld in the head… The Rock spins him around… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:The Rock has just laid out the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:The Referee is now counting both Zakk Wyld and Christian Cage out after that Rock Bottom…
Rhino:The referee is up to five…
Mark:Six… Seven…
Rhino:Zakk Wyld is up on his feet…
Mark:Eight… Nine… Christian Beats the Count…
Rhino:Christian was just a second away from losing the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Zakk Wyld just picked up the steel chair…
Rhino:Christian looks dazed…
Mark:Zakk Wyld charges with the chair… Christian Ducks!
Rhino:Christian has the Glass Chair…
Mark:GLASS CHAIR TO THE HEAD OF ZAKK WYLD!
Rhino:Zakk Wyld is out on his feet…
Mark:UNPRETTIER! By Christian Cage right down on to the Steel Chair…
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:The referee has begun his count…
Rhino:Christian is keeping an eye on The Rock to make sure he doesn’t come in to the ring…
Mark:Six…Seven… Eight… Nine… TEN! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion CHRISTIAN CAGE!
Rhino:Captain Charisma just proved that he is the master of T…L… And now C… As he walks out of Nightmare on EWA Boulevard still the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Will Triple H stay the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Lets send it down to the ring for the Introductions…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Falls Count Anywhere Three Way Dance
Triple H(c) vs Big Daddy Ace vs Dangerous D
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Falls Count Anywhere… THREE WAY DANCE and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers…First… From Cashville,Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS D!
(“Many Men” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell has sounded and the Main Event has begun… Triple H and Big Daddy Ace are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They have a long history together…
Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand… Dangerous D grabs the arm of Triple H and spins him around and starts nailing Triple H with straight right hands…
Rhino:Dangerous D wanted to get the first shot in and he did…
Mark:Dangerous D sends Triple H off in to the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block! By Dangerous D taking Triple H off of his feet…
Rhino:The Game is getting back up…
Mark:Dangerous D goes after Triple H… Big Daddy Ace shoves Dangerous D away as now Big Daddy Ace kicks Triple H in the midsection and nails him with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Both Dangerous D and Big Daddy Ace really want to get a piece of Triple H…
Mark:The Game gets back up on to his feet… Dangerous D charges at Triple H and nails him with a running clothesline sending him out of the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace now just spun Dangerous D around…
Mark:Big Right Hands from the Big Tyme Playa and the hometown hero here tonight in Boston… Big Daddy Ace sends Dangerous D off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:From the outside Triple H pulls Dangerous D out of the ring… The Game grabs Dangerous D by the head and rams him head first in to the side of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H pulled Dangerous D out of the ring before Big Daddy Ace could charge at him…
Mark:Triple H now whips Dangerous D hard in to the steel guardrail…
Rhino:Dangerous D hit the guardrail hard…
Mark:Triple H charges and he clotheslines Dangerous D over the guardrail and in to the crowd…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:From behind Big Daddy Ace attacks Triple H… Big Daddy Ace grabs Dangerous D by the head and rams him in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now climbing over the guardrail and is going after Dangerous D…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace scores with straight right hands…
Rhino:Dangerous D is coming back with right hands of his own…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Dangerous D are slugging it out in the crowd… Big Daddy Ace ducks the big right hand…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just grabbed a chair…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace swings the steel chair… Dangerous D ducks… Kick to the midsection… DDT! In to the concrete floor… Dangerous D covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………….2…………………3…No! Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H is in the ring and is watching Big Daddy Ace and Dangerous D battle it out in the crowd…
Mark:Dangerous D now scoops up Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace slides off the shoulder of Dangerous D and shoves him right in to the wall…
Rhino:Dangerous D is staggering around…
Mark:Big Clothesline by Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace covers Dangerous D 1………………….2……………….3…No! Kickout by Dangerous D…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now picking up Dangerous D by the head…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now whips Dangerous D towards the guardrail… Reversal by Dangerous D and Big Daddy Ace hits the guardrail…
Rhino:Here comes Dangerous D…
Mark:Dangerous D charges at Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace ducks and he back drops Dangerous D over the guardrail and back in to the ringside area…
Rhino:Triple H goes to the outside of the ring and he just threw a chair right at Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:That’s going to slow down Big Daddy Ace… Triple H now grabs Dangerous D and rolls him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Dangerous D is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Triple H scores with right hands to Dangerous D and now sends him off in to the ropes… Running High Knee! By the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Triple H goes for the cover on Dangerous D 1………………….2………….Kickout by Dangerous D…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to gather himself on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Triple H now backs Dangerous D in to the corner with chops right to the chest… Triple H sends Dangerous D off in to the farside corner hard…
Rhino:Dangerous D is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Powerslam! By Triple H… The Game goes right for the cover 1……………………2………………….3……..No! Dangerous D kicks out…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is back in the ring and he has a steel chair…
Mark:The Game turns around and Big Daddy Ace nails him right in the head with the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Big Time Chair Shot right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Triple H 1…………………….2………………..3…….No! The Game gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just tossed Triple H to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Dangerous D is now staggering up on to his feet…Big Daddy Ace eyes him up… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got all of that spear on Dangerous D…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with the cover on Dangerous D 1…………………………..2…………………..3……….NO! Dangerous D gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace thought he had him and he is now putting Dangerous D up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Dangerous D is in trouble right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Dangerous D… Superplex! No! Dangerous D blocks… Big Headbutt by Dangerous D knocking Big Daddy Ace off the top rope…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now standing on the top rope…
Mark:D-BOMB! CONNECTS! Dangerous D with the cover 1……………………2………………….3……… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Big Daddy Ace Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:We are now down to two…
Mark:Triple H pulls on the leg of Dangerous D and pulls him close to the ropes…
Rhino:Triple H is up on the ring apron…
Mark:Triple H goes to hotshot Dangerous D on the top rope…. Dangerous D blocks… Shoulder Thrust! Knocking Triple H off the apron…
Rhino:Incoming!
Mark:Dangerous D launches himself over the top rope to the outside right down on to Triple H…
Rhino:Dangerous D is pulling out all of the stops as he wants to be EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:The Game is going up the apron… Running Clothesline by Dangerous D knocking Triple H down on to the entrance ramp…
Rhino:The Game is trying to roll off the ramp and he does and he is now down below the stageing area…
Mark:Dangerous D goes right after Triple H and now kicks him in the midsection… Swinging Neckbreaker! By Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D just opened up a table and has it setup…
Mark:Triple H is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dangerous D has a steel chair…
Mark:Steel Chair Shot! By Dangerous D… Dangerous D covers Triple H 1……………………..2………………..3……No! The Game gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now laying Triple H out on the table…
Mark:Triple H is in trouble… As Dangerous D is now climbing up the stage…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now standing on the stage looking down at the current EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:It looks like Dangerous D is going to fly…
Rhino:Incoming!
Mark:D-BOMB! MISSED! As Dangerous D goes crashing through the table…
Rhino:Triple H moved off the table at the very last second and Dangerous D went crashing through the table…
Mark:Triple H now covers Dangerous D 1………………………2………………..3…………..NO! Dangerous D gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one there…
Mark:Triple H is now bringing Dangerous D back down to ringside… The Game with an irish whip and sends Dangerous D hard in to the side of the ring… Dangerous D staggers and Triple H lifts him up… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:The Game is looking to take back control of this match up…
Mark:Triple H covers Dangerous D again 1……………….2…………………..3……….No! Dangerous D kicks out again…
Rhino:Triple H is rolling Dangerous D back in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H with a couple of right hands and now whips Dangerous D off in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Triple H just drove Dangerous D in to the mat…
Mark:The Game covers Dangerous D again 1……………………………2………………3………..NO! Dangerous D gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Right now Triple H is going to the outside of the ring and is getting a steel chair…
Mark:Dangerous D is staggering up on to his feet… The Game swings the chair… Dangerous D ducks… Kick to the midsection… Stunner! Dangerous D falls on top of The Game 1………………….2…………….3………NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Both men are now staggering up on to their feet…
Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand… Dangerous D blocks… Dangerous D now opens up on Triple H with right hands… Dangerous D whips Triple H off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop…
Rhino:The Game is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D now kicks Triple H in the midsection… Dangerous DDT!
Rhino:Dangerous D could have The Game right here…
Mark:Dangerous D goes for the cover 1……………………………2……………………3…..NO! The Game gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now The Game is in trouble…
Mark:Dangerous D has the steel chair… Triple H turns around… STEEL MEETS SKULL! As Dangerous D lays out Triple H with the Steel Chair…
Rhino:The Game looks to be out cold…
Mark:Dangerous D with the cover on Triple H 1……………………………….2……………………….3……… NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up one more time…
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Dangerous D now scoops up and slams Triple H down to the canvas…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Here it comes… D-BOMB! CONNECTS!
Rhino:New Champion Right Here…
Mark:Dangerous D with the cover 1……………………………2………………………..3……………. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:WHAT!?! I didn’t see Triple H kick out…
Mark:Triple H got his foot on the rope…
Rhino:Dangerous D can not believe it as he thought he was the new champion…
Mark:Dangerous D is now picking up the steel chair as he waits for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Game looks to be out of it as he staggers up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H turns around… Steel Chair Shot! No! Triple H ducks… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:What a counter right there by Triple H…
Mark:Dangerous D is now staggering back up…
Rhino:The Game slides the chair towards him…
Mark:Triple H kicks Dangerous D in the midsection… PEDIGREE ON THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:Dangerous D is out…
Mark:Triple H hooks the leg 1………………….2…………………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion TRIPLE H!
Rhino:What a Match!
Mark:What an effort here tonight by Dangerous D as he came so close to winning the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:But Triple H is still on top of the throne as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Can Anyone in the EWA Dethrone Triple H?
Rhino:It doesn’t seem like it…
Mark:The King of Kings is still the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
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