Thursday Night Chaos 04-10-08
Mark:The fans have filed in to the Joe Louis Arena and we are live in Detroit, Michigan for Thursday Night Chaos and Rhino it is going to be one of those nights where people are going to be on the edge of their seats waiting to see the superstars fo the EWA put their bodies on the line for the fans of the EWA…
Rhino:Everyone will be on their toes as The Boss is here and when the boss is in town something will go down…
Mark:In our Main Event it will be El Presidente Lone Jobber defending the EWA Television Championship against The Rated R Superstar Edge…
Rhino:Edge has been on a roll since returning to the EWA and tonight Edge will see if he can take care of Mister E-W-A…
Mark:Also here tonight Josh Stewart is going to defend the EWA Total Impact Championship against Wyld Fyre…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is looking to make an impact in the EWA as the Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Plus tonight we will see Christian Cage and Chris Jericho team up to take on the Right To Censor… Plus Triple H will be in action against Val Venis…
Rhino:Christian and Triple H will meet One on One at Unholy Alliances for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship but tonight they both are in action and are probably going to look to send a message to each other at some point in the evening…
Mark:Lets not waste anymore time as tonight promises to be exciting… So lets get to our opening contest…
Shantelle Taylor vs Ivory vs Sable
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 120 Pounds… SHANTELLE TAYLOR!
(Shantelle’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Jacksonville, Fl… Weighing in at 120 Pounds… SABLE!
(“Wildcat” plays as Sable enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… Representing The Right to Censor…From Torrance, Ca… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… IVORY!
(“Censor” plays as Ivory enters the arena…)
Mark:Shantelle Taylor nails Sable right in the face with a couple of forearm shots backing her up in to the ropes…Shantelle Taylor whips Sable off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Look out from behind…
Mark:Ivory from behind yanks Shantelle Taylor by the hair and pulls her straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Ivory is now stomping away at Shantelle Taylor…
Mark:Ivory now pulls Shantelle Taylor back up on to her feet and now hooks her up… Snap Suplex by Ivory… Ivory comes Shantelle Taylor 1…………………..2……… Sable comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Sable and Ivory are now face to face in the ring…
Mark:Sable goes for a shot… Ivory blocks and nails Sable with a couple of hard forearm shots… Ivory hooks up Sable… Northern Lights Suplex with a Bridge 1………………..2……………….. Big Kick right to the midsection by Shantelle Taylor…
Rhino:That was a hard shot right there by Shantelle Taylor as it knocks the wind right out of Ivory…
Mark:Shantelle Taylor now whips Ivory off in to the ropes… Reversal by Ivory… Shantelle Taylor comes off the ropes… Tilt A Whirl in to a Headscissors by Shantelle Taylor…
Rhino:Ivory is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Running Dropkick! By Shantelle Taylor and it knocks Ivory through the ropes and to the outside…
Rhino:Sable is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Shantelle Taylor charges in at Sable… Monkey Flip! No! Sable holds on…
Rhino:Shantelle Taylor’s head bounced right off the mat…
Mark:Sable with the cover and her feet are on the rope 1……………………2………………….3…No! Shantelle Taylor gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Even with her feet on the ropes she was able to kick out…
Mark:Sable now with a couple of kicks to the midsection of Shantelle Taylor… Sable hooks up Shantelle… Suplex! No! Shantelle Taylor lands on her feet… Roll Up… 1……………………2……………..3………No! Ivory comes in and nailed Shantelle Taylor with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:That was one hell of a shot right there by Ivory…
Mark:Ivory now tosses Shantelle Taylor to the outside of the ring through the middle ropes…
Rhino:Sable is now getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Sable now turns around and Ivory hooks her up… DDT! Ivory with the cover 1………………………2…………….3…..NO! Sable got her shoulder up…
Rhino:Ivory is now waiting for her to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Ivory hooks up Sable… POISON IVORY!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:MISSLE DROPKICK! By Shantelle Taylor MISSED!
Rhino:Ivory saw it coming and Shantelle got nothing but canvas…
Mark:Ivory now covers Sable 1…………………….2…………..3………. SHE GOT HER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner IVORY!
Rhino:Ivory picks up the win here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:Is it the start of things to come for the Right to Censor? We will have to wait and see… But right now its back to the ring for our next contest…
Steven Richards vs Matt Sydal
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Philadelphia, Pa… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Representing The Right to Censor… STEVEN RICHARDS!
(“Censor” plays as Steven Richards enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 177 Pounds… MATT SYDAL!
(“Coming Undone” plays as Matt Sydal enters the arena…)
Mark:Steven Richards gets right up in the face of Matt Sydal…
Rhino:Steven Richards is really giving him the lip service right now…
Mark:Steven Richards slaps Matt Sydal right across the face… Matt Sydal comes back with a couple of right hands of Steven Richards… Steven Richards is now getting back up on to his feet by the ropes… Matt Sydal charges in… Hurricanranna by Matt Sydal…
Rhino:Steven Richards is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Matt Sydal charges for a clothesline… Steven Richards ducks and nails Matt Sydal with a hard uppercut…
Rhino:Matt Sydal is now being backed up in to the corner by Steven Richards…
Mark:Steven Richards is really stomping away at the midsection of Matt Sydal in the corner… Steven Richards pulls Matt Sydal out of the corner… Scoop and a Slam for Matt Sydal…
Rhino:Matt Sydal is trying to sit up…
Mark:Steven Richards with a hard kick right to the back of Matt Sydal..
Rhino:That was a hard kick right there…
Mark:Steven Richards now pulls Matt Sydal back up on to his feet… Steven Richards pulls him close and nails him with a few knees right to the gut… Steven Richards is now hooking up Matt Sydal…
Rhino:Steven Richards has his hand high up in the air…
Mark:Big Vertical Suplex! By Steven Richards… Steven Richards covers Matt Sydal 1…………………………..2……………3..No! Matt Sydal gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Matt Sydal is now trying to get back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Steven Richards with a couple of hard shots right to the chest… Matt Sydal gets whipped hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Matt Sydal is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Steven Richards charges… Matt Sydal ducks the clothesline… Running Leg Lariat! By Matt Sydal…
Rhino:Nice move right there to take Steven Richards off of his feet…
Mark:Matt Sydal is now going out on to the ring apron…
Rhino:Steven Richards is still down on the canvas…
Mark:Springboard Corkscrew Senton Splash! Connects by Matt Sydal…
Rhino:What a Splash that turned out to be…
Mark:Matt Sydal with the cover on Steven Richards 1…………………..2……………..3………No! Steven Richards gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The leader of the right to censor is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Matt Sydal scoops and slams Steven Richards down to the canvas… Matt Sydal comes off the ropes… Springboard Leg Drop! Right down on to Steven Richards…. Matt Sydal with another cover 1………………..2………………3……….NO! Steven Richards gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Matt Sydal is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Steven Richards is down… Matt Sydal is going to fly… Shooting Star Press! Missed!
Rhino:Steven Richards moved out of the way…
Mark:Matt Sydal staggers back up on to his feet… Steven Richards hooks him up… STEVIE-T!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Steven Richards hooks the leg 1…………………..2……………..3……..NO! Matt Sydal gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Steven Richards is now waiting for Matt Sydal to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Matt Sydal staggers up on to his feet… MORALITY CHECK! NO! Matt Sydal ducks and now hooks him up… HERE IT IS DRIVER!
Rhino:Steven Richards just got planted…
Mark:Matt Sydal hooks the leg 1……………..2………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MATT SYDAL!
Rhino:Nice debut victory for Matt Sydal here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:Matt Sydal is looking to make a name for himself in the EWA and still to come Lone Jobber defends the EWA Television Championship in our Main Event… But its back to the ring for more action…
Maryse vs Velvet Sky
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing First…From Montreal, Quebec… Weighing in at 112 Pounds… MARYSE!
(“All Summer Long” plays as Maryse Oulette enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From New Britian, Connecticut… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… VELVET SKY!
(Velvet Sky’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Mark:Both women lock up in the center of the ring… Velvet Sky backs Maryse up in to the ropes and the referee steps in asking for a clean break…
Rhino:Maryse ducked her head under the rope which is why a clean break was needed…
Mark:Both women move back to the center of the ring and lock up again… Maryse now with a side headlock on Velvet Sky…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is trying to fight out of the headlock…
Mark:Elbows by Velvet Sky driving them in to the midsection of Maryse… Velvet Sky shoves Maryse off in to the ropes… Maryse comes off the ropes and Velvet Sky connects with a dropkick…
Rhino:Nice dropkick…
Mark:Velvet Sky goes for the cover 1………………….2…………….Maryse kicks out…
Rhino:Maryse is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Velvet Sky with a couple of chops across Maryse’s chest as she now sends her for the ride in to the corner… Velvet Sky charges in… Maryse gets her boot up…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is staggering around…
Mark:Running Bulldog by Maryse! Maryse goes right for the cover 1……………………..2……………..3…No! Velvet Sky gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Velvet Sky is now staggeirng back up on to her feet… Maryse now hooks her up… Snap Suplex! Maryse goes for another cover 1……………………2………………….3…No! Velvet Sky kicks out again…
Rhino:Right now Maryse is in control of Velvet Sky…
Mark:Velvet Sky is getting back up on to her feet in the corner… Maryse goes after her as she drives her boot right underneath her throat…
Rhino:Maryse is now setting Velvet Sky up on the top rope…
Mark:Superplex! No! Velvet Sky blocks and shoves Maryse off the top rope…
Rhino:Maryse is staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Connects 1……………………..2……………….3………NO! Maryse gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Velvet Sky almost had her right there…
Mark:Maryse is getting back up… Velvet Sky goes behind Maryse… Russian Leg Sweep! Velvet Sky goes for another cover 1……………………………..2………………3…………..NO! Maryse gets her shoulder up again…
Rhino:Maryse is really in trouble now…
Mark:Velvet Sky is hooking her up… BLONDE AMBITION! NO! Maryse counters… THE FRENCH KISS! MISSED!
Rhino:Both women went for it all right there…
Mark:BLONDE AMBITION! Connects!
Rhino:She got all of it this time…
Mark:Velvet Sky hooks the leg 1…………………….2………………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner VELVET SKY!
Rhino:Strong Win here tonight for Velvet Sky…
Mark:Velvet Sky with a nice win… We will see her partner Angelina Love in action later on tonight… But we are going back to the ring for more action…
Josh Manhunt vs Kamikaze
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Los Angeles,Ca… Weighing in at 267 Pounds… KAMIKAZE!
(“Here Comes The Boom” playas as Kamikaze enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell walks out on to the stage…)
Rhino:What is EWA Commissioner William McConnell doing out here?
Mark:Not too sure but he does have a microphone in his hand…
William McConnell:Last week, Shane McMahon came out here and basically stated that their is a Zero Tolerance Policy for those who disappoint us… And I have to say… Kamikaze you my friend have been very disappointing…Which is why here tonight… I have no choice but to…
(“Hail to the Chief” plays as Lone Jobber walks out on to the stage…)
Rhino:What is Lone Jobber doing out here now… And what is that in his hand…
Mark:Well he is El Presidente and I cant quite make it out…
Lone Jobber:I can not believe my eyes… Is William McConnell actually showing his authority…
William McConnell:I was about to…
Lone Jobber:Well that deserves a High Five…
William McConnell:…Oookay…
Lone Jobber:So give me some skin…
Rhino:What the Hell!
Mark:As William McConnell went for the high five… Lone Jobber nailed William McConnell in the head with what looked to be the Star of David…
Rhino:That was the oddest thing I have ever seen…
Lone Jobber:Sorry Will. This is my job… Kamikaze…For my radio brothern… Le Encienden!
Rhino:What?
Lone Jobber:In another Words… YOU’RE FIRED! Now if you could get out of my ring… I would appreciate it… Thanks…
Mark:Kamikaze is leaving the ring… Lone Jobber is helping William McConnell up as they head to the back as we now get set for our next contest…
Trish Stratus vs Angelina Love
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 118 Pounds…ANGELINA LOVE!
(Angelina Love’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… TRISH STRATUS!
(“Time to Rock & Roll” plays as Trish Stratus enters the arena…)
Mark:Trish Stratus and Angelina Love lock up in the center of the ring… Trish Stratus goes behind Angelina Love and goes for a hammer lock… Angelina Love comes back a nails her right in the head with an lbow… Trish Stratus turns around and Angelina Love takes Trish Stratus over on to the canvas with a head lock…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is trying to fight her way out of the headlock…
Mark:Trish Stratus is making her way back up on to her feet… Belly to Back Suplex! By Trish Stratus… Quick cover by Trish Stratus 1………………….2…………..Kickout by Angelina Love…
Rhino:Angelina Love is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Trish Stratus with a couple of hard chops to her chest in the corner…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is putting Angelina Love up on the top rope…
Mark:Handstand… Stratusfear! By Trish Stratus taking Angelina Love off the top rope…
Rhino:Very nice move by Trish Stratus…
Mark:Trish Stratus covers Angelina Lover 1………………….2……………… Angelina Love kicks out…
Rhino:Angelina Love is trying to pull herself back up in the corner…
Mark:Trish Stratus charges… Stratus Splash! Missed! As Angelina Love moved out of the way…
Rhino:Trish Stratus seems dazed after hitting the turnbuckle hard….
Mark:Trish Stratus turns around and walks in to a Mafia Kick from Angelina Love…
Rhino:That was one hard kick right there…
Mark:Angelina Love covers Trish Stratus 1………………..2……………….Trish Stratus kicks out…
Rhino:Angelina Love is now waiting for Trish Stratus to get back up…
Mark:Angelina Love goes for a kick… Trish Stratus catches her foot… Enzuigiri! Angelina Love with another cover 1…………………….2…………………Trish Stratus gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Angelina Love is in control at the moment…
Mark:Trish Stratus is back up on to her feet… Snapmare by Angelina Love… Angelina Love comes off the ropes… Running Baseball Slide! Right in to the face of Trish Stratus…
Rhino:Angelina Love could have her after that move…
Mark:Angelina Love covers Trish Stratus again 1…………………………2…………………3…….NO! Trish Stratus gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Angelina Love is now waiting for Trish Stratus to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Angelina Love has her setup… LIGHTS OUT! NO! Trish Stratus counters and now whips Angelina Love off in to the ropes… Air Canada! With right hands by Trish Stratus…
Rhino:Angelina Love is now the one staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Angelina Love turns around..Spinebuster! By Trish Stratus…
Rhino:Angelina Love is in trouble…
Mark:Trish Stratus with the cover 1………………………2………………..3………..NO! Angelina Love gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now Trish Stratus is in control as she waits for Angelina Love to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Trish Stratus has Angelina Love setup… STRATUSFACTION! NO! Angelina Love shoves her off in to the ropes…
Rhino:If Trish was able to connect with the Stratusfaction it would have been all over…
Mark:Angelina Love with a hard kick to the midsection of Trish Stratus… DDT! NO! Trish Stratus counters… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:She got all of that kick…
Mark:Trish Stratus hooks the leg of Angelina Love 1……………………..2………………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRISH STRATUS!
Rhino:What a win for Trish Stratus after this back and forth contest…
Mark:Trish Stratus won the battle between these two Canadian beauties… Still to come Josh Stewart defends the EWA Total Impact Championship… As we now get set for our next contest…
The Rock vs Matt Morgan
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Fairfield, Ct… Weighing in at 350 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Christy Hemme…MATT MORGAN!
(“Society Box” plays as Matt Morgan enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Fl… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… The Rock gets up in to the face of Matt Morgan… The Rock goes for a right hand… Matt Morgan blocks and is now over powering The Rock…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is bending The Rock’s arm backwards…
Mark:The Rock with a thumb to the eye to break that hold up… The Rock now scores with a couple of right hands and now whips Matt Morgan off in to the ropes… Clothesline!
Rhino:Matt Morgan is still up on his feet…
Mark:The Rock comes off the ropes and goes for another clothesline…
Rhino:Matt Morgan just got rocked backwards…
Mark:The Rock comes off the ropes again… Big Clothesline! Ducked by Matt Morgan… Samoan Drop! By Matt Morgan driving The Rock right in to the mat…
Rhino:Matt Morgan was able to counter and drop all of his 350 Pound Frame right on to The Rock…
Mark:Matt Morgan now comes off the ropes and he drops the leg right down on to The Rock… Matt Morgan covers The Rock 1…………………2……………..Kickout by The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Matt Morgan hooks him up.. Sidewalk Slam! By Big Matt Morgan…
Rhino:The Rock is in trouble now…
Mark:Matt Morgan with another cover 1……………………….2……………….. The Rock gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:The Rock is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock turns around and Matt Morgan hooks him up… Gutwrench Powerbomb…No… The Rock blocks and is nailing Matt Morgan with shots right to the midsection…
Rhino:The Rock is now connecting with big right hands…
Mark:The Rock with a big kick to the midsection… DDT! By The Rock… The Rock goes for a cover 1…………………..2……………..3…No! Matt Morgan kicks out…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is now getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:The Rock charges… Matt Morgan catches him and lifts him up high in the air…
Rhino:The Rock is high in the air with that Military Press…
Mark:The Rock escapes and he now spins Matt Morgan around… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:The Rock could have him right now…
Mark:The Rock with the cover on Matt Morgan 1………………………2……………3…….NO! Matt Morgan gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Rock is now waiting for Matt Morgan to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock hooks him up… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Matt Morgan with elbows to the side of the head…
Rhino:The Rock is spinning around…
Mark:SITOUT POWERBOMB! By Big Matt Morgan…
Rhino:The Rock could be done right here…
Mark:Matt Morgan with the cover 1…………………….2…………………3………..NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Matt Morgan thought he had him right there…
Mark:The Rock is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is ready to go for the kill…
Mark:MOUNT MORGAN DROP! NO! The Rock escapes…
Rhino:The Rock is now firing with right hands…
Mark:The Rock hooks up Matt Morgan… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Matt Morgan blocks again…
Rhino:Matt Morgan has him up…
Mark:MOUNT MORGAN DROP!
Rhino:This time he was able to hit it…
Mark:Matt Morgan hooks the leg 1………………………2………………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MATT MORGAN!
Rhino:Matt Morgan ends The Rock’s winning streak and gets back on track for his own career…
Mark:Still to come we will see Christian Cage and Chris Jericho in action… But its back to the ring for more action…
Christy Hemme vs Ashley Massaro
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 116 Pounds… CHRISTY HEMME!
(“Society Box” plays as Christy Hemme enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Opponent… From Babylon, Ny… Weighing in at 112 Pounds… ASHLEY MASSARO!
(“Light A Fire” plays as Ashley Massaro enters the arena…)
Mark:Christy Hemme and Ashley Massaro are face to face in the center of the ring… Christy Hemme slaps Ashley Massaro right across the face…
Rhino:Ashley didn’t like that…
Mark:Ashley Massaro charges at Christy Hemme and tackles her down off of her feet…
Rhino:Look at Ashley Massaro go…
Mark:Ashley Massaro is ramming Christy Hemme’s head in to the mat…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is holding on to her head as she is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Ashley Massaro with a couple of straight forearm shots right to the back of the head…Ashley Massaro whips Christy Hemme off in to the ropes… Christy Hemme comes off the ropes… Ashley Massaro charges and takes Christy Hemme over with a flying headscissors…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Ashley Massaro charges… Christy Hemme ducks and she pulls down the top rope and Ashley Massaro goes over the top rope and to the outside…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is now going out after Ashley Massaro…
Mark:Christy Hemme rams Ashley Massaro in to the side of the ring before rolling her back in to the ring…
Rhino:Ashley Massaro is dazed as she gets back up on to her feet…
Mark:Christy Hemme hooks her up and plants her with a DDT!
Rhino:Ashley Massaro was just dropped right on her head…
Mark:Christy Hemme covers Ashley Massaro 1…………………….2…………………..Kickout by Ashley Massaro…
Rhino:Ashley Massaro is trying to pull herself back up on to her feet…
Mark:Christy Hemme with a couple of hard shots to Ashely Massaro and backs her up in to the corner… Christy Hemme charges… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:Ashley Massaro is in trouble…
Mark:Split Legged Leg Drop connects right down on to Ashley Massaro… Christy Hemme with another on Ashley Massaro 1………………….2………………….3……No! Ashley Massaro gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is getting a little bit frustrated with the referee’s count…
Mark:Ashley Massaro is using the ropes to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Here comes Christy Hemme…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Ducked! By Ashley Massaro…
Rhino:Christy Hemme got nothing but canvas right there…
Mark:Christy Hemme is staggering back up on to her feet… Ashley Massaro charges… Hurricanranna! By Ashley Massaro…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is now slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Ashley Massaro hooks up Christy Hemme… DDT!
Rhino:She could have her right here…
Mark:Ashley Massaro with the cover 1……………………2…………….3….NO! Christy Hemme gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Ashley Massaro is now up on the middle rope…
Mark:Christy Hemme is back up and is fighting with Ashley Massaro on the ropes…
Rhino:Christy Hemme just got knocked off the ropes by Ashley Massaro…
Mark:STARSTRUCK! Connects!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it after that big elbow drop…
Mark:Ashley Massaro hooks the leg 1……………………..2………………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ASHLEY MASSARO!
Rhino:Ashley Massaro survived the attack of Christy Hemme and pulled out the victory here tonight…
Mark:All of the women in the EWA want to pick up wins each week if they want to earn themselves a shot at the EWA Womens Championship… But still to come we will hear from Shane McMahon regarding the EWA Womens Championship… But for now its back to the ring for the next contest…
Steve Austin vs Justin Credible
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“I Wont Do What You Tell Me” Plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Ozone Park, Ny… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” plays as Justin Credible enters the arena…)
Mark:Justin Credible and Stone Cold are in the center of the ring… Stone Cold goes for a couple of straight right hands to Justin Credible…
Rhino:Justin Credible is firing back with right hands of his own…
Mark:Both men are going back and forth right now exchanging shots… Big kick by Justin Credible right to the midsection of Stone Cold… Justin Credible hooks up and connects with a suplex on Steve Austin…
Rhino:Justin Credible is now choking the Texas Rattlesnake…
Mark:Justin Credible now picks up Stone Cold and drops him chest first across the top rope…
Rhino:Steve Austin hit the top rope and fell right back down on to the mat…
Mark:Justin Credible now comes off the ropes and drops the leg right down on Steve Austin… Justin Credible with a quick cover 1………………..2…………..Steve Austin kciks out…
Rhino:Stone Cold is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Justin Credible puts the boots to Steve Austin the corner…
Rhino:Stone Cold is down in the corner…
Mark:Justin Credible charges… Running Dropkick! By The Impact Player… Justin Credible now goes for the cover 1………………….2………………..Steve Austin gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Texas Rattlesnake is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Justin Credible charges at Steve Austin… Steve Austin ducks the clothesline… Hot Shot!
Rhino:Justin Credible is now staggering around…
Mark:Steve Austin with big right hands now to Justin Credible…
Rhino:Stone Cold just took Justin Credible off of his feet with a big right hand…
Mark:Justin Credible is getting back up on to his feet in the corner… Stone Cold is now stomping a mudhole in on Justin Credible in the corner…
Rhino:Justin Credible is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Spinebuster! By Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Rhino:Justin Credible’s head and neck just bounced right off the mat…
Mark:Steve Austin with the cover on Justin Credible 1…………………..2…………….3……No! Justin Credible gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Stone Cold is now connecting with a couple of more right hands to Justin Credible…
Mark:Steve Austin whips Justin Credible off in to the ropes… Lou Thez Press! With right hands…
Rhino:Stone Cold is firing right now…
Mark:Stone Cold comes off the ropes… Big Elbow! Right to the head of Justin Credible… Stone Cold with another cover 1……………….2…………….3…No! Justin Credible gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Justin Credible is in trouble now as he staggers back up…
Mark:Steve Austin with a kick to the midsection… STONE COLD STUNNER! NO! Justin Credible shoves Stone Cold off in to the ropes… Steve Austin comes off the ropes… Superkick!
Rhino:That kick just took Stone Cold’s head right off…
Mark:Justin Credible with the cover on Steve Austin 1…………………..2…………………3…….NO! Stone Cold gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Stone Cold is now staggering back up…
Mark:Justin Credible scoops him up… THATS INCREDIBLE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there as Justin Credible planted Stone Cold right in to the mat…
Mark:Justin Credible with the cover 1………………………2…………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
Rhino:The Impact Player with an Impactful Win here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:Justin Credible is looking to get back in to the title picture and he had a strong win here tonight… As we send it back to the ring for more action…
Beth Phoenix vs Lita
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Ft. Lauderdale, Fl… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LITA!
(“Love Passion Energy Fury” plays as Lita enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Elmira, New York… Weighing in at 150 Pounds… BETH PHOENIX!
(“Glamazon” plays as Beth Phoenix enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell as Beth Phoenix enters the ring…
Rhino:Lita just slid out of the ring…
Mark:Lita is now walking up the ramp and is leaving the ring…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is wondering what is going on…
Mark:The referee is counting Lita out of this match up…
Rhino:We know how furious Beth Phoenix is about not wanting to be EWA Womens Champion and I guess Lita has decided she doesn’t want to be Beth Phoenix’s first victim…
Mark:Eight… Nine… Ten… Lita has been counted out!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BETH PHOENIX!
Rhino:Lita walks out and Beth Phoenix scores an easy win…
Mark:It wasn’t how she thought she was going to win this match up… But it is how it is going to be tonight… As we get set for our next contest…
Goldberg vs Michael W. Kruel
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… Accompanied by Roucka… MICHAEL W. KRUEL!
(Kruel’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 285 Pounds… GOLDBERG!
(“Invasion” plays as Goldberg enters the arena…)
Mark:Michael W. Kruel locks up with Goldberg in the center of the ring… Goldberg just over powers Michael Kruel and shoves him back in to the ropes…
Rhino:Michael Kruel is talking things over with Roucka…
Mark:Michael Kruel charges at Goldberg… Goldberg lifts Michael W. Kruel high up in to the air with a press slam…
Rhino:Where will he drop him?
Mark:Goldberg Presses Michael Kruel over the top rope and drops him on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Goldberg is so powerful and Michael Kruel is hurting on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Michael Kruel is hestiant to get back in to the ring…
Rhino:Rocuka is up on the apron on the other side of the ring…
Mark:Goldberg is telling her to get off the apron…
Rhino:Michael Kruel is back in the ring…
Mark:From behind Michael Kruel clips Goldberg…
Rhino:Nice distraction from Roucka…
Mark:Michael Kruel is now stomping away at the leg of Goldberg…
Rhino:Michael Kruel is dragging Goldberg towards the ring post..
Mark:Michael Kruel rams the leg of Goldberg right in to the side of the ring post… One more time by Michael Kruel…
Rhino:Goldberg is in pain right now…
Mark:Goldberg is now limping around the ring… Michael Kruel grabs him by the leg and connects with a Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Rhino:Goldberg is holding on to his right leg right now…
Mark:Michael Kruel now has Goldberg by the leg… Figure Four! By Michael Kruel…
Rhino:He has Goldberg trapped in the middle of the ring…
Mark:Goldberg is trying to fight his way to the ropes…
Rhino:Michael Kruel is continuing to apply the pressure…
Mark:Goldberg reaches out and grabs the ropes…
Rhino:Michael Kruel is now aiting for Goldberg to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Michael Kruel whips Goldberg off in to the ropes… Belly to Belly! Blocked! As Goldberg puts on the breaks and now over powers Michael Kruel and nails him with a Belly to Belly Suplex of his own…
Rhino:Michael Kruel is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Goldberg with right hands to Michael Kruel… Goldberg now shoots Michael Kruel off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Roucka is liking what she is seeing right now…
Mark:Goldberg with the cover 1……………………2………………..3……No! Michael Kruel gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Michael Kruel is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Goldberg has him lined up…
Mark:SPEAR! By Goldberg…
Rhino:Michael Kruel was just speared out of his boots…
Mark:Goldberg is now stalking Michael Kruel as he waits for him to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Everyone knows what is coming up next…
Mark:Michael Kruel is up… Goldberg is hooking him up…
Rhino:Roucka is up on the apron…
Mark:Goldberg shoves Michael Kruel aside and gets up in the face of Roucka…
Rhino:Roucka jumps right off the apron…
Mark:Goldberg turns around… Michael Kruel quickly hooks him up… KRUEL INTENTIONS!
Rhino:What a move that was…
Mark:Michael Kruel hooks the leg 1………………….2…………….3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MICHAEL W. KRUEL!
Rhino:What a win for Michael W. Kruel…
Mark:Michael Kruel gets revenge for the attack last week by Goldberg…
Rhino:Goldberg is stunned in the ring right now…
Mark:Still to come we will see Triple H in action… But its back to the ring for the in ring return of Shawn Michaels…
Shawn Michaels vs Atlas Dabone
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Phoenix, Arizona… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Ashley Massaro… ATLAS DABONE!
(Dabone’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Atlas Dabone lock up in the center of the ring… Shawn Michaels nails Atlas Dabone with a couple of hard chops right across the chest…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone is getting backed up in to the ropes right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Atlas Dabone off in to the ropes… Hiptoss! By HBK…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone is getting right back up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now scoops up Atlas Dabone… Atlas Dabone slides off the shoulder of Shawn Michaels… German Suplex!
Rhino:Nice Suplex…
Mark:Atlas Dabone goes for a quick cover 1………………2…………Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Atlas Dabone with right hands as he backs Shawn Michaels back up in to the corner…Atlas Dabone is now driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone is really hammering in those shots to the midsection…
Mark:Atlas Dabone with a hard irish whip sending Shawn Michaels in to the corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just flipped over the corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels staggers backwards… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in trouble…
Mark:Atlas Dabone covers Shawn Michaels 1………………….2………………3…No! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Atlas Dabone with right hands to the midsection of Shawn Michaels as he backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone is now putting Shawn Michaels up on the top rope…
Mark:Atlas Dabone has him hooked up… Superplex! No! Shawn Michaels counters and knocks Atlas Dabone off the top rope…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now standing up on the top rope…
Mark:Atlas Dabone staggers up on to his feet… Moonsault! By Shawn Michaels… Cover 1………………..2……………Kickout by Atlas Dabone…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a couple of chops to Atlas Dabone… Irish Whip by Shawn Michaels… Reversal by Atlas Dabone… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm! By The Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Both men are down…
Mark:Not for long as Shawn Michaels nips up…
Rhino:Vintage Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Atlas Dabone is up and gets caught with a big atomic drop…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone is staggering around as he is dazed on his feet…
Mark:One more Atomic Drop by Shawn Michaels and Shawn Michaels follows it up with a scoop slam…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:The Showstopper Flies… Big Elbow Drop!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that elbow…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band…
Rhino:Atlas Dabone is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has him lined up… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just knocked out Atlas Dabone with that Superkick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg 1……………….2………………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels returns to in ring action and picks up the victory tonight over Atlas Dabone…
Mark:The Showstopper is back and is ready to get back in the swing of things in the EWA… As we now get set for more in ring action…
Paul Burchill vs Dangerous D
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Chelsea, England… Weighing in at 247 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Katie Lea Burchill… PAUL BURCHILL!
(Burchill’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS D!
(“Many Men” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Mark:Dangerous D locks up with Paul Burchill… Dangerous D applies a headlock in on Paul Burchill…
Rhino:Dangerous D is grinding away with the headlock…
Mark:Paul Burchill tries to fight out of it but Dangerous D nails Paul Burchill right in the head with a big right hand…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now putting the boots to Paul Burchill…
Mark:Paul Burchill is back up and Dangerous D whips him off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Paul Burchill is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D now hooks up Paul Burchill… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Paul Burchill is dazed…
Mark:Dangerous D charges at Paul Burchill as he turns around… Rolling Elbow Smash! Taking Paul Burchill right off of his feet…
Rhino:Dangerous D caught him good with that shot…
Mark:Dangerous D with a cover 1………………..2…………….. Paul Burchill kicks out…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now waiting for Paul Burchill to get back up…
Mark:Paul Burchill is up as Dangerous D scoops him up… Paul Burchill slides off the shoulder of Dangerous D… Paul Burchill shoves Dangerous D in to the ropes… Burchill goes behind Dangerous D… Roll Up 1……………….2………….. Dangerous D kicks out…
Rhino:Both men are back up…
Mark:Dangerous D charges at Paul Burchill… Burchill ducks the clothesline… Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Dangerous D…
Mark:Paul Burchill is now standing over Dangerous D… Standing Shooting Star Press!
Rhino:What a move that was…
Mark:Paul Burchill with the cover 1………………….2………….3…….No! Dangerous D gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Paul Burchill hooks up Dangerous D…Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex! By Paul Burchill…
Rhino:The Former EWA Total Impact Champion is in trouble…
Mark:Paul Burchill hooks the leg 1…………………..2………………..3…….No! Dangerous D gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Paul Burchill is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Paul Burchill is going to fly… Moonsault! No! Dangerous D rolls out of the way…
Rhino:Paul Burchill just crashed and burned and this is Dangerous D’s chance to get back in to the match up…
Mark:Dangerous D is now opening up on Paul Burchill with right hands…
Rhino:Dangerous D is really nailing him with hard shots…
Mark:Dangerous D whips Paul Burchill in to the ropes… Powerslam! Dangerous D goes right for the cover 1……………………2……………….3….No! Paul Burchill kicks out…
Rhino:Paul Burchill is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D sets him up… Stunner! By Dangerous D…
Rhino:That’s a move out of the playbook of his tag team partner Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Mark:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:You know what is coming up now…
Mark:The D-Bomb is coming… Katie Lea is on the apron…
Rhino:Katie Lea has the referee distracted…
Mark:Zack Ryder!
Rhino:What in the world is he doing out here…
Mark:Zack Ryder just shoved Dangerous D off the top rope…
Rhino:The referee didn’t see it…
Mark:Paul Burchill is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now staggering back up on to his…
Mark:Paul Burchill has him hooked up…CURB STOMP! Paul Burchill goes for the cover 1……………………….2…………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PAUL BURCHILL!
Rhino:Paul Burchill just picked up the victory thanks to the help from one of the Edge Heads Zack Ryder…
Mark:We will see the Edgeheads in action later on tonight as they try and earn themselves a shot at the EWA Tag Team Titles…As we now get back to the ring for more action…
Chris Jericho & Christian vs The Goodfather & Bull Buchanan
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One… Weighing in at a combined weight of 446 Pounds… The Team of Y2J CHRIS JERICHO and CHRISTIAN CAGE!
(“Take Over” plays as Christian Cage & Chris Jericho enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Representing The Right to Censor… Weighing in at a combined weight of 565 Pounds… THE GOODFATHER and BULL BUCHANAN!
(“Censor” plays as The Goodfather & Bull Buchanan enter the arena…)
Mark:Bull Buchanan will be starting things out with Christian Cage… Christian nails Bull Buchanan with a couple of right hands… Christian Cage backs Bull Buchanan in to the ropes… Irish Whip by Christian Cage… Bull Buchanan comes off the ropes and Chris Jericho nails Bull Buchanan right in the head with a back elbow…
Rhino:Bull Buchanan gets right back up…
Mark:Christian Cage now scoops up and slams Bull Buchanan straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Christian Cage is now dragging Bull Buchanan towards the Vitamin C corner…
Mark:Christian Cage tags in Chris Jericho… Bull Buchanan is held wide open and Chris Jericho nails Bull Buchanan right in the midsection with a hard kick…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now nailing Bull Buchanan with hard chops across the chest…
Mark:Chris Jericho whips Bull Buchanan off in to the ropes… Dropkick! By Y2J… Chris Jericho goes for the cover on Bull Buchanan 1……………….2………. Bull Buchanan kicks out…
Rhino:Bull Buchanan is struggling right now and you can see that the Goodfather wants to get in to this match up…
Mark:Bull Buchanan is back up on to his feet… Chris Jericho charges from behind and nails Bull Buchanan with a running bulldog…
Rhino:Chris Jericho has something in mind now…
Mark:Lionsault! Connects right down on to Bull Buchanan… Chris Jericho goes for the cover on Bull Buchanan 1……………………..2…………… 3…No! The Goodfather comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho now tags in Christian Cage…
Mark:Christian and Chris Jericho whips Bull Buchanan off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline by Vitamin C laying out Bull Buchanan…
Rhino:The Goodfather really needs to get a tag right now…
Mark:Christian Cage is now putting to the boots to the ribs of Bull Buchanan… Christain whips Bull Buchanan off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Blind Tag!
Mark:Christian Cage with a spin heel kick right to Bull Buchanan…
Rhino:Christian doesn’t see the Goodfather…
Mark:Running Clothesline! By The Goodfather…
Rhino:Christian Cage just got spun inside out right there after that clothesline…
Mark:The Goodfather is now putting the boots to Christian Cage…
Rhino:Christian Cage is trying to pull himsefl back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Goodfather whips Christian Cage off in to the ropes… Big Boot! Laying out Christian Cage…
Rhino:Captain Charisma is in trouble now…
Mark:The Goodfather with the cover 1……………………2………………..3…No! Chris Jericho comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Christian Cage needs to make the tag to Chris Jericho…
Mark:The Goodfather is now waiting for Christian Cage to get back up on to his feet and he is doing so in the corner…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Christian…
Mark:The Goodfather with a full head of steam… Big Splash! Missed! As Christian Cage moved out of the way…
Rhino:Christian Cage is now crawling towards his corner…
Mark:Chris Jericho gets the tag…
Rhino:Bull Buchanan gets the tag as well…
Mark:Bull Buchanan charges at Chris Jericho… Jericho ducks the clothesline… Neckbreaker! By Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Bull Buchanan is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho now charges behind Bull Buchanan… Running Bulldog! No! Bull Buchanan counters… Chris Jericho comes off the ropes… Kick to the midsection… Scissors Kick! By Bull Buchanan…
Rhino:Nice shot right there by Bull Buchanan…
Mark:Bull Buchanan covers Chris Jericho 1……………….2……………….3……..No! Christian Cage comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:The Goodfather now gets the tag…
Mark:Chris Jericho is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Goodfather has him lined up…
Mark:The Goodfather has Chris Jericho up on his shoulders… PIMP DROP! NO! Chris Jericho escapes… CODE BREAKER!
Rhino:Both men are now down on the canvas…
Mark:Chris Jericho needs to make the tag to Christian Cage…
Rhino:Christian Cage is reaching out…
Mark:Christian Cage makes the tag…
Rhino:So does The Goodfather…
Mark:Bull Buchanan charges at Christian Cage… Christian Cage ducks the clothesline and now goes behind Bull Buchanan… Reverse DDT! By Christian Cage…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Christian Cage with the cover 1…………………..2…………….3………NO! The Goodfather breaks it up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is in the ring and now charges and takes The Goodfather out of the ring…
Mark:Bull Buchanan is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Christian Cage is now setting up Bull Buchanan…
Mark:Triple H just ran down to ringside…
Rhino:The Game is up on the apron…
Mark:Christian Cage is now hooking up Bull Buchanan… UNPRETTIER! NO! Christian Cage sees Triple H…
Rhino:Christian Cage is now going after Triple H…
Mark:Triple H jumps off the apron and he hot shots Christian Cage on the top rope…
Rhino:Christian Cage is staggering around…
Mark:Bull Buchanan from behind… Roll Up… With the Tights 1……………………2……………3………. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winner THE RIGHT TO CENSOR!
Rhino:Triple H just screwed Christian Cage out of this victory…
Mark:The Right to Censor get the victory thanks to Triple H… Christian Cage isnt happy… As we now get set for our next contest…
Triple H vs Val Venis
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… VAL VENIS!
(“Censor” plays as Val Venis enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Val Venis giving some lip service to Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is giving him some lip service right back…
Mark:Val Venis goes for a right hand… The Game blocks and now opens up on Val Venis with straight right hands…
Rhino:Triple H is really opening up on Val Venis with those right hands…
Mark:Triple H with a kick right to the midsection of Val Venis and connects with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Triple H is now on top of Val Venis…
Mark:The Game is now opening up on Val Venis with straight right hands…
Rhino:Triple H is really hammering in with those shots…
Mark:The Game now comes off the ropes and he drops a knee right in to the face of Val Venis… Triple H goes for the cover 1…………………..2………….. Val Venis kicks out…
Rhino:Right now Val Venis is in trouble as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H now whips Val Venis off in to the ropes… Triple H ducks his head… Val Venis puts on the breaks and kicks Triple H right in the head…
Rhino:Triple H is spinning around…
Mark:Val Venis hooks up Triple H… Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:Val Venis is now taking control of this contest…
Mark:Val Venis covers Triple H 1……………………2…………………..3…No! Triple H kicks out….
Rhino:The Game is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Val Venis with a couple of hard shots right to Triple H… Val Venis now hooks up Triple H… Fisherman’s Suplex! With a Bridge 1……………………..2…………….. Triple H kicks out again…
Rhino:Val Venis is now putting the boots to The Game once again…
Mark:Triple H is trying to get back up on to his feet… Val Venis nails Triple H with shots as he whips him off in to the ropes… Val Venis ducks his head… Knee Buster! By Triple H…
Rhino:Val Venis is now spinning around…
Mark:Spinebuster! By The Game…
Rhino:Val Venis is in trouble right now…
Mark:Triple H covers Val Venis 1……………………2………………..3………No! Val Venis gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there for Triple H…
Mark:Val Venis is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Triple H is hammering him with shots in the corner…
Mark:Triple H is now putting Val Venis up on the top rope… Triple H has Val Venis hooked up… Superplex!
Rhino:Val Venis is in trouble now…
Mark:Triple H covers Val Venis again 1……………………2………………3…….NO! Val Venis gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Triple H is now waiting for Val Venis to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE! No! Steven Richards is up on the apron…
Rhino:Triple H is now up in the face of Steven Richards…
Mark:Triple H yanks Steven Richards right in to the ring…
Rhino:Steven Richards is now backing up in to the corner…
Mark:The Game scores with right hands to Steven Richards… Triple H whips Steven Richards in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Steven Richards is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:The Game hooks up Steven Richards… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Steven Richards has been laid out by Triple H…
Mark:Val Venis is back up and clothesline Triple H from behind…
Rhino:Val Venis is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:MONEY SHOT! NO! Triple H moves out of the way…
Rhino:Val Venis is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H is now hooking up Val Venis…
Rhino:Christian Cage just ran down to the ring with a Steel Chair in hand…
Mark:Christian Cage just slid the chair in to the ring…
Rhino:The Game is up in the face of Christian Cage…
Mark:Val Venis has the chair…
Rhino:Christian Cage jumps off the apron…
Mark:Triple H turns around… Chair Shot! No! Triple H grabs the chair from Val Venis… STEEL MEETS SKULL! As The Game lays out Val Venis…
Rhino:The referee just called for the bell…
Mark:I think Triple H has been Disqualified…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner as a result of a Disqualification… VAL VENIS!
Rhino:Triple H used the chair that Christian Cage brought down to the ring and he got Disqualified…
Mark:Triple H is staring down Christian Cage as these two men will meet One on One at Unholy Alliances for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…As we now get back to the ring for some Six Diva Tag Team Action…
Six Diva Tag Team Match
Alexis Laree, Kelly Kelly & Lilith Evans vs Katie Lea, Lizzy Valentine & Roucka
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Six Diva Tag Team Match… Introducing First… Team Number One… Weighing in at a combined weight of 367 Pounds… The Team of KELLY KELLY… LILITH EVANS & ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Downfall” plays as Kelly Kelly, Lilith Evans & Alexis Laree enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Team Number Two… Weighing in at a combined weight of 379 Pounds… The Team of ROUCK… LIZZY VALENTINE & KATIE LEA!
(“Playmate of the Year” plays as Lizzy Valentine, Roucka & Katie Lea enter the arena…)
Mark:Its gonna be Roucka and Alexis Laree starting things out… Roucka nails Alexis Laree with a couple of shots…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is coming back with some shots of her own…
Mark:Alexis Laree kicks Roucka in the midsection and now takes Roucka over with a head scissors take over…
Rhino:Roucka is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree trips up Roucka and now swings her around the ring tossing her towards her corner…
Rhino:Alexis Laree now tags in Kelly Kelly…
Mark:Alexis Laree and Kelly Kelly split the legs of Roucka…
Rhino:She is in pain there…
Mark:Kelly Kelly now comes off the ropes and drives a headbutt right in to the groin area of Roucka… Kelly Kelly covers Roucka 1……………..2………………Kickout by Roucka…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is now tagging in Lilith Evans…
Mark:Lilith Evans now with a couple of right hands to Roucka… Lilith Evans whips Roucka off in to the ropes… Roucka comes off the ropes… Lilith Evans ducks her head… Roucka with a kick to the head…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is spinning around…
Mark:Roucka scores with a clothesline…
Rhino:Roucka is now tagging in Katie Lea…
Mark:Katie Lea with a couple of shots right to Lilith Evans… Katie Lea picks Lilith Evans up on to her shoulders… Fireman’s Carry and she drops her right in to the canvas…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is in trouble…
Mark:Kaitie Lea covers Lilith Evans 1………………..2……………Kickout by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Katie Lea is now picking up Lilith Evans…
Mark:Katie Lea hooks her up… Spinning Backbreaker! By Katie Lea…
Rhino:Katie Lea is really taking it to Lilith Evans at the moment…
Mark:Katie Lea with the cover on Lilith Evans 1…………………2………………..Kelly Kelly comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is in trouble right now and she really needs to make a tag…
Mark:Katie Lea tags in Lizzy Valentine… Lizzy Valentine scoops up and slams Lilith Evans straight in to the mat…
Rhino:Alexis Laree really wants in to this match up…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine charges… Shinning Wizard! By Lizzy Valentine laying out Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is out it seems like to me…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine covers Lilith Evans 1…………………….2………………..3…………No! Alexis Laree comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:You can tell that Alexis Laree is really fired up to get in to this match up…
Mark:Katie Lea now gets the tag from Lizzy Valentine…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine and Katie Lea have Lilith Evans hooked up…
Mark:Double Vertical Suplex! By Lizzy Valentine and Katie Lea…
Rhino:I dont like Lilith Evans chances right now…
Mark:Katie Lea covers Lilith Evans 1…………………….2…………….3…….NO! Alexis Laree comes in and breaks it up again…
Rhino:Look at Alexis Laree go right now…
Mark:The referee is holding her back as she isnt the legal person in this match up…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine is now back in the ring…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine and Katie Lea hook up Lilith Evans… Double Suplex! No! Lilith Evans escapes… Lilith Evans makes the tag…
Rhino:Here comes Alexis Laree…
Mark:Katie Lea charges and Alexis Laree nails her with a dropkick…
Rhino:Alexis Laree just knocked Roucka off the apron…
Mark:From behind Lizzy Valentine with a clothesline to Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine is nailing Alexis Laree with shots right to the midsection…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine whips Alexis Laree off in to the ropes… Alexis Laree comes off the ropes… Lou Thez Press! With right hands by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Look at Alexis Laree just nail her with shots…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine is up in the corner… Alexis Laree chares… Spiral Headscissors! By Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine is in trouble as she staggers back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree lines up Lizzy Valentine… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:Alexis Laree got all of that kick…
Mark:Alexis Laree with the cover 1………………….2………………3……..NO! Katie Lea comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Here comes Lilith Evans…
Mark:Lilith Evans just speared Katie Lea out of the ring…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is up on the top rope…
Mark:Alexis Laree tags in Kelly Kelly… FLYING CROSSBODY! MISSED! As Lizzy Valentine ducked…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly just crashed and burned…
Mark:Roucka pulls Alexis Laree off the apron…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine is setting up Kelly Kelly…
Mark:TORNADO DDT! By Lizzy Valentine… Lizzy Valentine covers Kelly Kelly 1………………..2……………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners KATIE LEA, ROUCKA & LIZZY VALENTINE!
Rhino:What a victory in this back and forth battle for Lizzy Valentine…
Mark:What the Hell! From behind Beth Phoenix just attacked Lilith Evans from behind with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine, Katie Lea & Roucka have left the ring after being chased off by Beth Phoenix…
Rhino:Kelly Kelly is in trouble…
Mark:Fisherman’s Buster! By Beth Phoenix…
Rhino:Lita ran away from Beth Phoenix earlier in the night and I guess this is Beth Phoenix chance to release some aggression…
Mark:Beth Phoenix is asking for a microphone…
Beth Phoenix: Shane McMahon… UNTIL I am rewarded my title from you around my waist, I will raise as much havoc as I possibly can! I will destroy and demolish every single diva you put in MY ring until this entire division has been destroyed! You have until…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out on to the stage…)
Shane:Beth Phoenix… Do you really think I am just going to award you a championship? Do you think I am going to hand you a title… I dont think so… But what I will do… Is let you EARN the EWA Womens Championship…As you see Beth Phoenix… Lita may have ran away from you tonight… But she wont be running on April 30th… Instead she will be your Tag Team Partner…When the EWA Womens Championship will be on the line at Unholy Alliances… As it will be you Beth Phoenix teaming with Lita… To take on Alexis Laree… And her partner…
Rhino:Who is her partner…
Shane:This Woman!
(“All Grown Up” plays as Stephanie McMahon walks out on the stage…)
Stephanie:That’s right Alexis… I AM YOUR PARTNER!
Rhino:Well this event is called Unholy Alliances for a reason and this is one true Unholy Alliance…
Mark:Alexis Laree is in shock that her partner is going to be Stephanie McMahon… But we have to get back to the ring for more action…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Tag Team Titles
Big Daddy Ace & Blade vs The Edge Heads
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the Number One Contendership for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing First… Team Number One… Weighing in at a Combined Weight of 435 Pounds…Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins… THE EDGEHEADS!
(“In the middle of it now” plays as The Edgeheads enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… From Boston, Mass….Weighing in at Combined Weight of 502 Pounds… BLADE & BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace & Blade enter the arena…)
Mark:It will be Blade and Zack Ryder starting things out… Blade with a couple of shots to Zack Ryder as he now goes behind him… Zack Ryder goes behind Blade and nails him with a couple of shots right to the back of the head…
Rhino:He really nailed him hard right in the back of the head did Zack Ryder…
Mark:Zack Ryder with a knee to the back of Blade and now hooks him up… Reverse Suplex dropping Blade right in to the mat…
Rhino:Nice move by Zack Ryder…
Mark:Zack Ryder with the cover on Blade 1………………2……………….Blade kicks out…
Rhino:Zack Ryder is now dragging Blade to the Edgehead corner…
Mark:Curt Hawkins gets the tag as The Edgeheads whip Blade off in to the ropes… Double Hiptoss! Taking Blade over and driving him in to the mat…
Rhino:Nice double team move by the former EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Curt Hawkins covers Blade 1………………2……….. Blade kicks out again…
Rhino:Blade is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Curt Hawkins with kness to the midsection of Blade… Curt Hawkins now comes off the ropes…Spinning Neckbreaker! No! Blade counters… Backslide! 1…………………….2………….. Curt Hawkins kicks out…
Rhino:Both men are getting right back up…
Mark:Curt Hawkins charges at Blade… Blade ducks… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Blade tags in Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Curt Hawkins gets back up on to his feet and Big Daddy Ace scores with big right hands…
Rhino:The former EWA World Heavyweight Champion is really opening up on Curt Hawkins…
Mark:Curt Hawkins is hooked up and nailed with a Front Face Suplex! Big Daddy Ace with a cover 1………………..2…………… Curt Hawkins kicks out…
Rhino:Curt Hawkins is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges in at Curt Hawkins… Running Clothesline! Connects in the corner…
Rhino:Curt Hawkins is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has him lined up… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got all of that Spear…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Curt Hawkins 1………………….2…………………3…….NO! Zack Ryder comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Zack Ryder just saved his tag team partner right there…
Mark:Blade now gets the tag from Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Blade & Big Daddy Ace are setting up Curt Hawkins…
Mark:Double Powerbomb!
Rhino:That could be it right here…
Mark:Blade covers Curt Hawkins 1……………………2…………….3……….NO! Zack Ryder once again comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now chasing Zack Ryder out of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has caught up with Zack Ryder on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Blade is now waiting for Curt Hawkins to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Zack Ryder in to the Steel Guardrail… Reversal by Zack Ryder sending Big Daddy Ace in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering around…
Mark:DDT! Zack Ryder…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is down on the outside…
Mark:Blade is setting up Curt Hawkins… THE FINAL CUT! NO! Hawkins counters and gets Blade up on his shoulders…
Rhino:Zack Ryder is back in the ring…
Mark:LONG ISLAND EXPRESS! Curt Hawkins with the cover on Blade 1………………2……………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners THE EDGEHEADS!
Rhino:The Edgeheads are now the Number One Contenders for the EWA Tag Team Championship…
Mark:The Edgeheads will now take on Cold & Dangerous next week at Sunday Night Smokeout… But it is now back to the ring for our first championship match of the evening…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Josh Stewart(c) vs Wyld Fyre
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From the State of California… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… WYLD FYRE!
(“Bawitdaba” plays as Wyld Fyre enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… JOSH STEWART!
(“I Dont Wanna Stop” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Mark:Wyld Fyre attacks Josh Stewart as he enters the ring…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is really nailing Josh Stewart with hard shots…
Mark:Wyld Fyre now whips Josh Stewart off in to the ropes… Wyld Fyre ducks his head… Josh Stewart puts the breaks on and kicks Wyld Fyre right in the head…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is spinning around…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks him up… Stewie Driver!
Rhino:Wyld Fyre was just drilled straight in to the mat…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now putting the boots to the challenger right now…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is trying to shake off the Stewie Driver as he staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart with right hands and now kicks him right in the midsection…BRAIN STEW!
Rhino:Wyld Fyre looks to be out of it right now…
Mark:The referee was going to check on Wyld Fyre but Josh Stewart brushed him aside…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre early attack has had no effect as Josh Stewart is just basically destroying Wyld Fyre here right now…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now hooking up Wyld Fyre… STRUNG OUT!
Rhino:Josh Stewart has a Triangle Choke locked in…
Mark:Wyld Fyre tries to reach for the ropes… Wyld Fyre TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still EWA Total Impact Champion JOSH STEWART!
Rhino:Josh Stewart took care of Wyld Fyre very easily here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:Josh Stewart was very impressive here tonight as he continues to try to make his mark as the EWA Total Impact Champion… As we now get set for our Main Event…
EWA Television Championship TLC Rules Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs Edge
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is TLC Rules and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing First… The Challenger… From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… EDGE!
(“Metalingus” plays as Edge enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Lone Jobber and Edge stare down one another…
Rhino:Edge has been one of the hottest Superstars in the EWA the last few weeks…
Mark:Edge goes after Lone Jobber and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is firing back with right hands of his own…
Mark:Edge goes for a clothesline… Lone Jobber ducks and he scoops up Edge and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Edge gets right back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges at Edge and takes him down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Edge is getting back up on to his feet near the ropes…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges… Crossbody! No! Edge ducks and pulls the top rope down and Lone Jobber goes crashing to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Edge goes right out after Lone Jobber…
Mark:Edge picks up a Steel Chair…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up…
Mark:Edge lays out Lone Jobber with a hard steel chair shot…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is hurting now after that chair shot right to the head…
Mark:Edge just slid a ladder in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up to his feet…
Mark:Edge scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Edge now slides back in to the ring…
Mark:The ladder is now being setup by the Rated R Superstar right underneath the EWA Television Championship…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to crawl back in to the ring…
Mark:Edge is making his way up the ladder…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in the ring…
Mark:From behind Lone jobber nails Edge with a couple of hard shots right to the back…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is climbing up a couple of rungs of the ladder right behind Edge…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Edge… Razors Edge! By the EWA Television Champion off the ladder…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just drilled Edge in to the mat with that Razors Edge…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to gather himself as he now folds up the ladder…
Rhino:Edge is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges and nails Edge right in the head with the ladder…
Rhino:He caught him right in to the head with the ladder…
Mark:Lone Jobber now takes the ladder and drives it right in to the ribs of the Rated R Superstar…
Rhino:Edge is hurting now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now rolling to the outside of the ring and is bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:The Table is being setup by Lone Jobber…
Mark:Edge is back up… Lone Jobber turns around… SPEAR!
Rhino:The Rated R Superstar just speared the EWA Television Champion right off of his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now rolling around the canvas in a lot of pain…
Rhino:Edge is now trying to set the ladder back up…
Mark:The ladder has been setup and now Lone Jobber is being laid out on the table by Edge…
Rhino:Edge is now going to be taking a chance as he starts to climb up the ladder…
Mark:Edge is almost to the top…
Rhino:Edge just looked down and he didn’t see Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now climbing up the other side of the ladder…
Rhino:Both men are now fighting on top of the ladder…
Mark:Lone Jobber nails Edge with a right hand… Edge comes back with a right hand of his own…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now trying to pull Edge over on to his side of the ladder…
Mark:Lone Jobber just rammed Edge’s head in to the side of the ladder…
Rhino:Edge just slid down the ladder…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now climbing down the ladder…
Rhino:Edge is fighting Lone Jobber as he is trying to put him on the table…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a big headbutt and it knocks out Edge for the moment as he lays him out on the table…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now climbing back up the ladder…
Mark:El Presidente is going to fly… 450 SPLASH! CONNECTS!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just put Edge right through the table…
Mark:Lone Jobber is holding on to his ribs as he places the ladder underneath the gold…
Rhino:Edge isnt moving…
Mark:Lone Jobber begins his climb up the ladder…
Rhino:Edge is starting to crawl a little bit…
Mark:Lone Jobber reaches up… Edge grabs the ladder… LONE JOBBER GRABS THE GOLD… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber with a successful championship defense here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:Lone Jobber is still on top of the mountain as the EWA Television Champion… But for how long? We will have to wait and see… Good Night Everyone… We will see you at Sunday Night Smokeout… Good Night!
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