New Years Evil 2010

Mark:We are live in New York City for the final event of the year… As we count down to the new year as this is New Years Evil from the Worlds Most Famous Arena…

Rhino:This has been one hell of a year for us and lets close it out strong…

Mark:Our Double Main Event includes one match with so much history behind it… As it will be Shawn Michaels, Lone Jobber and William McConnell…

Rhino:Three Legends of the land of Extreme battling to close out 2010… It doesnt get any bigger than that…

Mark:So much hatred… So much passion… It is what the EWA is all about…

Rhino:I cant wait…

Mark:In the other half of our Main Event… It will be for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship when Mr. Anderson defends against Dexter Fishbourne…

Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne beat Mr. Anderson a couple of weeks back… Now he gets his chance to do it again with the gold on the line…

Mark:So much action to get to… So lets not waste anymore time… Lets get to the ring for the introductions…

Alexis Laree vs Al Snow

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing First…From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!

(“Fake It” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Lima, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… AL SNOW!

(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go… Al Snow locks up with Alexis Laree…

Rhino:Al Snow is over powering Alexis Laree backing her up in to the corner…

Mark:The referee is telling Al Snow to back away… Al Snow backs away and then charges in with a clothesline…

Rhino:Alexis Laree moved…

Mark:Alexis Laree now starts nailing Al Snow with forearm shots in the corner and now sends Al Snow in to the farside corner… Al Snow staggers out of the corner… Dropkick!

Rhino:Nice dropkick by Alexis Laree…

Mark:Alexis Laree covers Al Snow 1…………………..2…………..Kickout by Al Snow…

Rhino:Al Snow is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Alexis Laree with a couple of right hands and now sends Al Snow off in to the ropes… Al Snow with a reversal… Alexis Laree comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Alexis Laree staggers back up…

Mark:Al Snow charges and takes Alexix Laree off of her feet with a clothesline…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is crawling back in to the corner…

Mark:Al Snow is using his boot and is now choking Alexis Laree in the corner…

Rhino:The referee is stepping in and getting Al Snow off of her and backing him out of the corner…

Mark:Al Snow grabs Alexis Laree by the legs and yanks her out of the corner…

Rhino:Alexis Laree’s head just bounced off the mat….

Mark:Al Snow now picks up Alexis Laree and slams her straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:The former EWA World Heavyweight Champion is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Al Snow is going to fly… Moonsault! NO!

Rhino:Alexis Laree rolled out of the way…

Mark:Al Snow is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is back up on to her feet as well…

Mark:Al Snow charges… Alexis Laree ducks the clothesline… Al Snow turns around… CHICK KICK!

Rhino:Big time kick right there…

Mark:Alexis Laree covers Al Snow 1……………..2…………….3……..NO! Al Snow kicks out…

Rhino:Alexis Laree thought she had him right there….

Mark:Al Snow is slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is looking to put him away right now…

Mark:LAREE DDT!

Rhino:Al Snow looks to be out of it…

Mark:Alexis Laree hooks the leg 1…………………2…………….3………….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!

Rhino:Alexis Laree ends the year with a victory over a former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Still to come tonight in our Double Main Event… The EWA World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line when Mr. Anderson defends against Dexter Fishbourne… But its now back to the ring for our next contest…

Triple H vs Darren Knight vs Danny Danger

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… From Birmingham, England… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… DARREN KNIGHT!

(“Machine Head” plays as Darren Knight enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 150 Pounds… DANNY DANGER!

(“Break Free” plays as Danny Danger enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!

(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Mark:Danny Danger charges right at Triple H and nails him with a dropkick…

Rhino:That dropkick knocked Triple H out of the ring…

Mark:That move caught Triple H off guard…

Rhino:Darren Knight just spun Danny Danger around…

Mark:Atomic Drop! By Darren Knight…

Rhino:Danny Danger is spinning around…

Mark:Darren Knight nails him with an uppercut taking him off of his feet…

Rhino:Danny Danger is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Triple H is back up on to his feet…

Rhino:He looks pissed off…

Mark:Triple H is back in the ring and grabs Darren Knight from behind and tosses him out of the ring…

Rhino:Darren Knight hit the ground on the outside hard…

Mark:Triple H is now opening up on Danny Danger in the corner…

Rhino:He is really laying in the right hands…

Mark:Triple H whips Danny Danger in to the farside corner… Danny Danger staggers out of the corner… Running High Knee! By Triple H…

Rhino:That took him right off of his feet…

Mark:Darren Knight is back in the ring…

Rhino:Triple H and Darren Knight are now trading shots back and forth…

Mark:Darren Knight gets the advantage and sends Triple H in to the ropes… Darren Knight ducks his head…

Rhino:Triple H puts on the breaks…

Mark:Knee Buster!

Rhino:Darren Knight is spinning around…

Mark:Short Arm Clothesline! By Triple H laying out Darren Knight…

Rhino:Danny Danger has staggered back up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H lines up Danny Danger… SPINEBUSTER!

Rhino:Danny Danger driven right in to the mat…

Mark:Here comes Darren Knight back up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H ducks the charging Darren Knight and back drops him out of the ring…

Rhino:Danny Danger is getting up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H kicks him in the midsection… PEDIGREE!

Rhino:Danny Danger is out…

Mark:Triple H covers Danny Danger 1…………….2…………3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!

Rhino:Triple H dominates the competition as we end out 2010…

Mark:We will see Triple H’s partner in crime in action later tonight when Shawn Michaels battles Lone Jobber and William McConnell… As we now get back to more action…

Gina Carano vs Subway

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in 143 Pounds… GINA CARANO!

(Carano’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Wildwood, NJ… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Mark:Subway is eying up Gina Carano…

Rhino:What do you think Subway’s motives are here?

Mark:I am not sure…

Rhino:Subway is looking right at Gina Carano…

Mark:Subway just whispered something in to the ear of Gina Carano…

Rhino:Gina Carano slaps Subway right across the face…

Mark:Subway is smirking after that slap…

Rhino:Gina Carano slaps him again…

Mark:Subway seems to be enjoying being slapped by Gina Carano…

Rhino:Looks like it to me…

Mark:Subway leans in and Gina Carano nails him with a right hand…

Rhino:That was a huge right hand from Gina Carano…

Mark:I think that woke Subway up…

Rhino:Subway is now looks to be ready to fight…

Mark:Subway charges in running forearm… Gina Carano Ducks… Backslide! 1…………..2……….3…….. ITS OVER!

Rhino:Wait What!?!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner GINA CARANO!

Rhino:Out of the blue Subway just lost to Gina Carano…

Mark:That is quite an upset right there…

Rhino:It really is…

Mark:Gina Carano with the victory tonight… We will see if ODB has any luck when she challenges for the EWA Womens Championship when she battles Doug Kinsella… As we now get set for more action…

Doomsday vs Josh Stewart

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From West Hurley, New York… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!

(“I dont wanna stop” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…

Rhino:Look Out!

Mark:Doomsday from behind attacks Josh Stewart…

Rhino:Josh Stewart was making his entrance and he was jumped by Doomsday…

Mark:Doomsday with an attack from behind and is lifting up Josh Stewart in the air and drives him right in to the steel with a Running Power Slam!

Rhino:Josh Stewart is hurting…

Mark:Josh Stewart is being dragged down to the ring by Doomsday…

Rhino:I dont think this is how Josh Stewart planned his return back to the EWA…

Mark:Doomsday attacked him last week and now jumps him before this match up even begins…

Rhino:Doomsday just adjusted the steel steps…

Mark:What is Doomsday going to do here?

Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Josh Stewart…

Mark:Chokeslam on to the Steel Steps!

Rhino:Josh Stewart is completely out of it right now…

Mark:Doomsday rolls his limp body back in to the ring…

Rhino:Doomsday has destroyed Josh Stewarts comeback..

Mark:Doomsday hooks up Josh Stewart… END OF DAYS!

Rhino:How can the referee even let this happen…

Mark:Doomsday covers Josh Stewart 1………2………..3….. Its Over!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JOSH STEWART!

Rhino:We need some medical attention for Josh Stewart…

Mark:I think Josh Stewart is going to be out for revenge on Doomsday… As we now get set for our first championship match up of the evening..

EWA Womens Championship Stocking Stuffers Match
Doug Kinsella(c) vs ODB

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Stocking Stuffers Match and is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing in at 130 Pounds… ODB!

(“I’m About to Freak” plays as ODB enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion…DOUG KINSELLA!

(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go…

Rhino:There are four stockings hanging from the poles on the corner…

Mark:This should be quite interesting…

Rhino:There are usually some interesting things in those stockings…

Mark:Doug Kinsella locks up with ODB… ODB starts nailing Doug Kinsella right hands…

Rhino:She is laying in the right hands…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is backed up in to the ropes by ODB… ODB whips Doug Kinsella in to the ropes… Back Elbow!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella gets right back up…

Mark:ODB with a couple of right hands and is now backing Doug Kinsella up in the corner…

Rhino:ODB is one tough bitch…

Mark:ODB climbs the corner and just lays in with ten straight punches…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella staggers out of the corner…

Mark:Running Bulldog! By ODB driving Doug Kinsella in to the mat… ODB covers Doug Kinsella 1…………2………..Kickout by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now trying to gather himself right now…

Mark:ODB with a couple of chops right across the chest backing Doug Kinsella in to the corner… ODB whips Doug Kinsella off in to the farside…

Rhino:Here comes ODB…

Mark:Running Clothesline!

Rhino:ODB is really taking it to Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Doug Kinsella just rolled out of the ring…

Rhino:ODB is now climbing up the ropes and is trying to pull down one of the stockings…

Mark:ODB just pulled out a Frying Pan from the stocking…

Rhino:ODB is now heading to the outside of the ring…

Mark:ODB is chasing Doug Kinsella around the ring with the Frying Pan…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella just rolled back in to the ring…

Mark:ODB follows Doug Kinsella back in the ring and Doug Kinsella stops her as she gets in the ring…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella just stomped across the back…

Mark:Doug Kinsella just grabbed the Frying Pan…

Rhino:What is Doug Kinsella going to do here?

Mark:Doug Kinsella nails ODB on the backside with the Frying Pan!

Rhino:That is one hell of a shot right there…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now hooks up ODB and nails her with a Swinging Neckbreaker! Doug Kinsella covers ODB 1……………..2………….Kickout by ODB…

Rhino:ODB is now slow to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks her up… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge 1………………2…………3….No! ODB kicks out again…

Rhino:Right now Doug Kinsella has taken control of this match up right now…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is waiting for ODB to get back up on to her feet…Doug Kinsella scoops her up and slams her straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now climbing up the ropes…

Mark:He is trying to pull down the another stocking…

Rhino:ODB is back up on to her feet…

Mark:Low Blow!

Rhino:That’s legal in this type of match up…

Mark:Doug Kinsella hits the canvas hard and drops the stocking…

Rhino:ODB reaches in the stocking and pulls out a drum stick…

Mark:ODB uses the Drum stick and connects with it down stairs on Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Shes playing drums on his well… You know whats…

Mark:So shes playing Jingle Balls…

Rhino:I guess you can say that…

Mark:ODB now hooks up Doug Kinsella… DDT!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now in trouble…

Mark:ODB covers Doug Kinsella 1………………2…………..3……….NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Very close near fall right there…

Mark:ODB is now waiting for Doug Kinsella to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:ODB wants to be the next EWA Womens Champion…

Mark:Doug Kinsella uses the ropes to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Here comes ODB…

Mark:SPEAR! NO! Doug Kinsella leaps over the spear…

Rhino:ODB is spinning around…

Mark:ROARING LARIAT!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Doug Kinsella covers ODB 1…………….2…………3…… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Womens Champion DOUG KINSELLA!

Rhino:ODB put on one hell of a fight tonight…

Mark:That she did but Doug Kinsella leaves New Years Evil… Still the EWA Womens Champion…

Rhino:How much longer can he hold on to the title?

Mark:That is something we will find out in the new year… As right now… We are being told our cameras have spotted something in the back…

Rhino:Wait.. What does that say on the wall back there…

Mark:Looks like it says… Rampage…

Rhino:Rampage? Why would it say…

Mark:That’s Troy “The Rampage” Joseph!

Rhino:We havent seen him in months…

Mark:He just mouthed to the camera… Hes Back!

Rhino:Well that’s quite a surprise for 2011… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is back…

Mark:The new year is looking pretty good with Troy Joseph back… As we now get set for our next title match up of the evening…

EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Diamond Dallas Page(c) vs Andrew Starr

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for the EWA Total Impact Championship…Introducing first… The Challenger…From London, England…Weighing in at 265 Pounds… Shinning ANDREW STARR!

(“The Pretender” plays as Andrew Starr enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 253 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!

(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)

Mark:These two men met back at Friday Night Frenzy…

Rhino:It was then when Andrew Starr was able to beat Diamond Dallas Page…

Mark:Andrew Starr now locks up with DDP…

Rhino:Both men are battling for position…

Mark:DDP puts a side headlock in on Andrew Starr…

Rhino:He is grinding away on the headlock…

Mark:Andrew Starr with shoves Diamond Dallas Page off in to the ropes… DDP comes off the ropes and nails Andrew Starr with a Shoulder Block!

Rhino:Andrew Starr gets right back up on to his feet…

Mark:DDP with a couple of right hands and backs him up in to the ropes..DDP charges and clotheslines Andrew Starr out of the ring…

Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page just sent Andrew Starr to the outside of the ring…

Mark:DDP is now going out after Andrew Starr…

Rhino:What does DDP have in mind now?

Mark:DDP grabs Andrew Starr by the head and rams him head first in to the ring post…

Rhino:Andrew Starr is spinning around…

Mark:DDP with Andrew Starr and whips him right in to the Steel Guard Rail!

Rhino:Right now the EWA Total Impact Champion is having control of this match up…

Mark:DDP rolls Andrew Starr back in to the ring…

Rhino:DDP has a steel chair and is bringing it back in to the ring…

Mark:Andrew Starr is getting back up on to his feet… DDP uses the chair and nails him right in the ribs with the Steel Chair!

Rhino:That was hard shot…

Mark:DDP with the chair right across the back!

Rhino:Look at DDP go…

Mark:The referee is checking on Andrew Starr right now…

Rhino:The referee says he can continue…

Mark:Andrew Starr is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:DDP has the steel chair laid outin the center of the ring…

Mark:Andrew Starr turns around… DIAMOND CUTTER! NO! Andrew Starr shoves him off in to the ropes…

Rhino:Andrew Starr picks up the chair…

Mark:DDP comes off the ropes… Andrew Starr throws the steel chair right in to the face of DDP…

Rhino:That caught DDP square in the head…

Mark:Andrew Starr is trying to shake off the attack and is now putting the boots to Diamond Dalls Page…

Rhino:DDP is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Andrew Starr hooks him up… Gutwrench Suplex right down on to the Steel Chair!

Rhino:DDP is holding on to his back right now…

Mark:Andrew Starr now hooks him up… Camel Clutch!

Rhino:DDP is trapped in the center of the ring…

Mark:Andrew Starr is trying to keep the pressure on Diamond Dallas Page…

Rhino:He is putting all of his weight on the back of Diamond Dallas Page…

Mark:DDP is trying to slowly get to the ropes…

Rhino:Andrew Starr is telling the referee to check on DDP…

Mark:The referee lifts up DDP’s arm up and it goes down…

Rhino:That’s Once!

Mark:The referee lifts up his arm again… And it goes down…

Rhino:One more time and this match up is over…

Mark:DDP is fading away…

Rhino:We are looking at the next EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:The referee lifts up the arm and it stays up!

Rhino:DDP is still alive…

Mark:DDP moves his body and gets his foot on the bottom rope…

Rhino:The hold must be broken…

Mark:Andrew Starr thought he had DDP put away…

Rhino:DDP is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Andrew Starr whips DDP off in to the ropes… Powerslam! Right in to the Steel Chair…

Rhino:DDP is once again hurting on the canvas right now…

Mark:Andrew Starr is now going to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:What is Andrew Starr looking for right now…

Mark:He is looking underneath the ring for something…

Rhino:Andrew Starr is pulling out a Table right now…

Mark:Andrew Starr slides the table in to the ring as DDP is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:DDP looks to be in a lot of pain right now…

Mark:Andrew Starr now picks up DDP…Andrew Starr hooks up DDP… Suplex…No! Jawbreaker!

Rhino:Nice counter by DDP…

Mark:Andrew Starr is spinning around dazed right now…

Rhino:Andrew Starr just walked in to a right hand from DDP…

Mark:Andrew Starr gets back up…. DDP with a Spinning Clothesline!

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:There is still some fight left in the EWA Total Impact Champion…

Rhino:Andrew Starr is now getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Russian Leg Sweep!

Rhino:The fans are getting behind Diamond Dallas Page right now…

Mark:DDP is now waiting for Andrew Starr to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:DIAMOND CUTTER! NO! Andrew Starr with a shot right to the lower back of DDP…

Rhino:That stopped DDP right in his tracks…

Mark:Andrew Starr is now opening up the table…

Rhino:It looks like Andrew Starr wants to put him away right now…

Mark:DDP is staggering up on to his feet… Andrew Starr hooks up DDP…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:LONDON CALLING! NO! DIAMOND CUTTER THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:What a Counter!

Mark:DDP countered the London Calling…

Rhino:DDP is pulling himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:The referee checks on Andrew Starr… The referee calls for the bell… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!

Rhino:Some how… Some way… Diamond Dallas Page once again finds away to leave as the EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:Andrew Starr had this match up in his hands… But at the end… DDP pulls it out…

Rhino:You have to give him credit where credit is do…

Mark:You sure do… As we now get set for the first half of our Double Main Event…

EWA World Championship Ladder Match
Mr. Anderson(c) vs Dexter Fishbourne

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Ladder Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first…From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 300 Pounds… DEXTER FISHBOURNE!

(“Frontier Psychiatrist” plays as Dexter Fishbourne enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Green Bay, Wisconsin… Wieghing in at 243 Pounds…The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… MISTER ANDERSON!

(“Feedback” plays as Mr. Anderson enters the arena…)

Mark:Dexter Fishbourne doesn’t wait for the bell as he goes right to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:They seem ready to go…

Mark:Mr. Anderson and Dexter Fishbourne are trading shots back and forth on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:They are laying in shots to one another…

Mark:Mr. Anderson with a kick to the midsection and now starts backing him towards the ring…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is looking for a little bit of revenge for what happened a couple of weeks ago…

Mark:Dexter Fishbourne beat Mr. Anderson a couple of weeks back to earn this shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Mr. Anderson now rams Dexter Fishbourne’s head in to the side of the ring…

Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne is dazed…

Mark:Mr. Anderson charges… Dexter Fishbourne with a side step and nails Mr. Anderson with a drop toe hold and Mr. Anderson…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson just went head first in to the steel steps…

Mark:Dexter Fishbourne is now adjusting the steel steps…

Rhino:What does he have planned now…

Mark:Dexter Fishbourne picks up the Steel Steps…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dexter Fishbourne drives the Steel Steps right in to the face of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:What a shot with the steps…

Mark:Dexter Fishbourne is now sliding the ladder in to the ring…

Rhino:This is the challenge for Dexter Fishbourne is to get up the ladder and pull down the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Mark:Mr. Anderson isnt moving on the outside right now…

Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne is setting up the ladder…

Mark:Mr. Anderson is slowly starting to move right now as Dexter Fishbourne is beginning his climb up the ladder…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson rolls back in to the ring…

Mark:Mr. Anderson pulls Dexter Fishbourne off the ladder…Mr. Anderson is laying in with right hands…

Rhino:He is just trying to slug it out with Dexter Fishbourne…

Mark:Dexter Fishbourne with a hard kick stopping Mr. Anderson and he is now bitting him on the head…

Rhino:That dazed Mr. Anderson…

Mark:Dexter Fishbourne grabs Mr. Anderson and he now rams Mr. Anderson in to the ladder…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is spinning around…

Mark:Samoan Drop! By Dexter Fishbourne driving Mr. Anderson in to the mat…

Rhino:The EWA World Champion is in trouble right now…

Mark:Mr. Anderson is staggers up on to his feet… Dexter Fishbourne hooks up Mr. Anderson…Belly to Belly Suplex!

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is hurting…

Mark:Dexter Fishbourne is now closing up the ladder…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dexter Fishbourne nails Mr. Anderson right in the face with the ladder…

Rhino:That was one hell of a shot right there…

Mark:Dexter Fishbourne is now setting up the ladder again…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is really hruting…

Mark:Dexter Fishbourne is climbing up the ladder…

Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne wants to be the new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Mr. Anderson is starting to move slowly…

Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne is close to the gold…

Mark:Dexter Fishbourne reaches up… Mr. Anderson shoves the ladder over!

Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne came crashing down in to the canvas!

Mark:Mr. Anderson just saved his title right there…

Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:He took a big fall…

Rhino:Yes he did…

Mark:Mr. Anderson lays out the ladder…Mr. Anderson hooks up Dexter Fishbourne… Suplex! On to the ladder!

Rhino:Im surprised he got him over…

Mark:Dexter Fishbourne is hurting after that…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now repositioning the ladder…

Mark:The ladder has been setup in the corner…

Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne is staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Mr. Anderson whips Dexter Fishbourne in to the ladder…

Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Mr. Anderson sets him up… MIC CHECK!

Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne is out…

Mark:Mr. Anderson is now setting up the ladder…

Rhino:He wants to retain his EWA World Heavyweight Champioship…

Mark:Mr. Anderson is getting close to his championship…

Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne is back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dexter Fishbourne is climbing up the ladder…

Rhino:Both men are now battling on the ladder right now…

Mark:Its a fight for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson and Dexter Fishbourne are slugging it out…

Mark:Dexter Fishbourne just nailed Mr. Anderson with a big shot…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson just went down a couple of rungs…

Mark:Dexter Fishbourne is reaching up for the title…

Rhino:We could have a new champion right here…

Mark:Mr. Anderson with a shot to the gut… Mr. Anderson climbs up the rungs…

Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne is dazed…

Mark:Mr. Anderson swings the belt and nailed Dexter Fishbourne right in the head…

Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne is really dazed…

Mark:One more time the belt to the head…

Rhino:Dexter Fishbourne falls off the ladder!

Mark:Mr. Anderson reaches up and pulls down the title… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AND STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion MR. ANDERSON!

Rhino:Mr. Anderson retains the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Mark:Dexter Fishbourne brought the fight to Mr. Anderson… But Mr. Anderson pulls out the victory here at New Years Evil…

Rhino:What will Mr. Anderson’s reign be like in 2011?

Mark:I guess we are going to find out… But its now time for our Main Event…

Shawn Michaels Vs Lone Jobber Vs William McConnell

PA Announcer: Tonights Main Event is a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH in which the only way to win is to score a pinfall OR submission on both of your opponents!

(“Boy Toy” hits over the PA System as Shawn Michaels makes his way from the back..)

PA Announcer: Making his way to the ring, representing Degeneration X.. From San Anontio, Texas! Weighing in at 227 pounds.. He is one half of the EWA Tag Team Champions.. The Heartbreak Kid.. SHAWN.. MICHAELS!

Mark: What a year for Shawn Michaels. World Champion, Tag Team Champion..

Rhino: But his last two pay per view appearances have been shaky. Now with William McConnell bringing Shawn’s family into it, you know HBK isn’t just looking to end 2010 with a win, but with a bit of revenge as well.

(“Shut Your Mouth” hits over the PA System as Lone Jobber makes his way to the ring..)

PA Announcer: And his opponent.. From the Slaughterhouse, now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Georgia.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. El Presidente LONE.. JOBBER!

Mark: The only man to do it all in the EWA.. A win here tonight scratches off the only black mark on his record..

Rhino: But just like HBK, William McConnell made this personal by dragging someone Jobber cared about into this..

(“Giving In” hits over the PA System as William McConnell makes his way to the ring..)

PA Announcer: And their opponent.. From Evansville, Indiana.. Weighing in at 230 pounds, he is the commissioner of the EWA.. The Answer.. WILLIAM.. MCCONNELL!

Mark: And here’s the puppet master himself. McConnell returned to the EWA at Beach Brawl and cost Big Daddy Ace multiple opportunities at the EWA World Championship before retiring him at Glory and now he’s looking to end the year by beating his two longest rivals..

Rhino: It’s almost poetic that after costing Ace the championship so many times, McConnell himself would get cashed in on by Mr. Anderson.. But after that, McConnell has been nothing but bitter.

Mark: He’s pulled all the strings to make this match happen.. But he may have pulled the wrong strings.. We’ll find out here tonight.

Rhino: Just look at Michaels and Jobber staring down McConnell.. And McConnell looks like he couldn’t care less as he leans against the turnbuckle non chalantly..

(Bell Rings)

Mark: There’s the bell and here we go. All three men moving towards the center of the ring.. Michaels and Jobber both go for McConnell! But McConnell slides to the outside quickly.

Rhino: He’s still playing games with them and he knows it.

Mark: And Jobber is done the games as he slides to the outside! Jobber and McConnell are now throwing rights back and forth.. McConnell grabs Jobber by the head and tosses him right into the steel guard rail!

Rhino: Jobber’s angry and thus could be sloppy while McConnell is playing it cool..

Mark: Watch Michaels! Somersault over the top rope and Shawn Michaels crashes right ontop of William McConnell!

Rhino: Michaels isn’t playing games any more, either!

Mark: Michaels pulls McConnell to his feet and follows up with knife edge chops. McConnell is against the ring apron.. Michaels chops, McConnell ducks.. Michaels now against the apron and McConnell lays in the chops.. Jobber charges in but McConnell moves! Jobber collides with Michaels!

Rhino: McConnell slides into the ring and he’s just waiting patiently..

Mark: Michaels and Jobber getting to their feet.. Michaels shoves Jobber and tries to slide in.. Jobber didn’t like that and pulls Michaels back out, nailing Michaels with a right hand! Michaels with a right of his own and now Jobber and Michaels are going at it!

Rhino: They’re playing right into McConnell’s hands as he waits in the ring..

Mark: McConnell moves to the ropes, looking down at his two opponents.. Jobber and Michaels just grabbed him by his feet and now McConnell is being dragged to the outside! The two grab McConnell by his head and McConnell goes right into the steel guard rail!

Rhino: Jobber and Michaels tried to show respect to each other back in October after Glory and that may come into play, because right now they want all of William McConnell.

Mark: Jobber and Michaels have McConnell against the guard rail and they’re just trading shots. Jobber with rights, Michaels with chops and McConnell is getting lit up!

Rhino: Look at the frustration coming out.

Mark: Michaels and Jobber nod to each other.. Double irish whip right into the ring apron! McConnell being tossed back into the ring as both men follow.

Rhino: Never thought we’d see team work from these two.

Mark: McConnell pulled to his feet.. Double irish whip into the ropes, both men duck down.. Telegraphed! McConnell kicks Shawn right into the chest! McConnell grabs Jobber and uses him as a battering ram, sending him right into Shawn Michaels mid section!

Rhino: He just used Lone Jobber like a weapon.

Mark: Jobber the first man back up and gets nailed with a right by William McConnell. McConnell forcing Jobber back into the turnbuckle where he continues with the rights. McConnell with the whip, holds on and sends Jobber chest first into the same turnbuckle! Jobber stumbles backwards, McConnell hooks him.. Atomic Suplex!

Rhino: That was a nice combination of an atomic drop and a back suplex.

Mark: McConnell to his feet.. BIG Chop from Shawn Michaels!

Rhino: Looks like Shawn’s back up.

Mark: McConnell fires back with a right to the head of Michaels, but Michaels stays on him with another big chop. Michaels pushes McConnell agains the ropes, irish whip, McConnell reverses, Michaels off the ropes.. Michaels ducks the clothesline, McConnell turns.. Inverted Atomic Drop! Michaels with a hard right and McConnell is down.

Rhino: Lone Jobber’s starting to stir..

Mark: McConnell eats another right from Michaels.. And now a right from Lone Jobber! Another from Michaels, another from Jobber!

Rhino: They’re playing a game of pinball with McConnell!

Mark: Michaels with another right.. And Jobber lays McConnell out with a clothesline! McConnell rolls to the outside while Michaels and Jobber stand tall in the ring.

Rhino: McConnell starting to show frustration as he hits the ring apron.. His mind games could be backfiring.

Mark: Dual Baseball Slide from Michaels and Jobber! McConnell hits the guard rail hard!

Rhino: Like I was saying, his mind games are backfiring. He needs to turn Jobber and Michaels against each other. Their mutual hatred of McConnell has made for some strange bedfellows.

Mark: Jobber and Michaels again following McConnell to the outside. They’re pulling him up.. McConnell with a thumb to Shawn Michaels eye! And now he’s raking the face of Lone Jobber!

Rhino: He’s acting like a cornered animal now.

Mark: McConnell with rights to both men, trying to make distance for himself. Jobber goes for a right, McConnell ducks and gets behind Jobber.. And he shoves Jobber right into Shawn Michaels!

Rhino: Again, using his opponents as weapons.

Mark: McConnell sends Jobber right into the steel ring steps! McConnell picks up Michaels and sends him back into the ring.. But Michaels catches him as he enters the ring with an elbow drop!

Rhino: Should’ve hurt him a little more.

Mark: Michaels with another elbow drop to McConnell before pulling him up to his feet.. Spinning neckbreaker by Shawn Michaels!

Rhino: It looks like Jobber may be moving on the outside.

Mark: McConnell back to his feet as Michaels continues with the chops. McConnell against the ropes.. Michaels with the irish whip, McConnell again reverses it..

Rhino: Jobber’s on the apron!

Mark: Michaels with a flying forearm! McConnell ducks and Jobber gets nailed!

Rhino: Jobber’s back on the floor, but that’s what McConnell was looking for..

Mark: McConnell with a roll up! 1……………….. 2……… Michaels kicks out!

Rhino: Trying to take advantage of a situation there..

Mark: Both men to their feet.. McConnell with a snapemare and follows it up with a neck snap! McConnell again with the quick cover.. 1…………………… 2……….. Michaels kicks out again.

Rhino: McConnell’s dictating the pace of this match up, now..

Mark: McConnell pulls Michaels to his feet.. Irish whip.. Michaels eats mat!

Rhino: Jobber just pulled Shawn Michaels’ legs out from under him!

Mark: Jobber pulling Michaels to the outside and now the two of them are arguing..

Rhino: Deja vu..

Mark: Jobber decks Michaels!

Rhino: This is what McConnell wants.

Mark: Jobber and Michaels are now going at it on the outside as tensions again boil over! And McConnell is keeping to himself this time.

Rhino: He made the mistake of getting closer and they turned on him.. He knows better now.

Mark: Michaels just got sent into the steel guard rail. Jobber charges in, but Michaels sidesteps him and now Jobber nails the railing.

Rhino: McConnell looks like he’s planning something in the ring..

Mark: The two men now brawling towards the entrance way.. McConnell off the ropes.. McConnell soars over the top rope and lands right on Lone Jobber and Shawn Michaels!

Rhino: That was a beautiful rope flip. McConnell doesn’t fly like he used to, but when he does, it’s a sight to see.

Mark: McConnell is the first man to his feet and he’s back into the ring. He’s just waiting now..

Rhino: He’s on one knee as he watches Michaels and Jobber..

Mark: Michaels and Jobber start to get to their feet and their moving towards the ring.. McConnell is inside, motioning for them to enter. Jobber just shoved Michaels out of the way.. Jobber slides in.. But Michaels pulls him right back out!

Rhino: Here we go again.

Mark: Michaels tries to slide in, but Jobber pulls him back out.. And shoves Michaels right into the turnpost!

Rhino: Michaels hit hard.

Mark: Jobber is into the ring and now it’s William McConnell and Lone Jobber eye to eye.. McConnell goes for a right.. Jobber ducks.. McConnell turns.. LOW BLOW!

Rhino: Jobber just kicked McConnell right in the.. junk?

Mark: Yeah. The junk.

Rhino: McConnell is on his knees and Jobber is just grinning.. You know he loved that.

Mark: There’s nothing the ref can do about it, though. Jobber is now hammering away at McConnell’s head as McConnell is on his knees. Jobber with a front facelock.. DDT!

Rhino: Now Jobber is finally getting a piece of The Answer.

Mark: Jobber now stomping away at his long time rival. McConnell’s trying to get to his feet.. But Jobber kicks him right in the mid section.

Rhino: You can see he’s enjoying this.

Mark: After what McConnell said about Jobber’s girlfriend? I would too. McConnell is pulling himself up by the ropes. Jobber goes after him.. But McConnell lifts Jobber up and drops him right across the top rope!

Rhino: McConnell found an opening, there.

Mark: McConnell taking a moment to collect himself as Jobber reels from being dropped across the ropes.. Jobber turns, running back elbow by McConnell!

Rhino: You saw Jobber’s head snap on that one.

Mark: Jobber to one knee, McConnell off the ropes and boots Jobber right in the head! McConnell with a cover.. 1………………… 2…….. Jobber kicks out.

Rhino: With the way McConnell has been controlling this match up, he’s the only who’s been able to actually attempt a pinfall.

Mark: McConnell is waiting for Jobber to get back up.. McConnell into the ropes.. Michaels pulls the ropes down! McConnell spills out to the floor!

Rhino: Shawn Michaels out of nowhere!

Mark: Michaels just stomped on McConnell’s head but now Michaels is sliding back into the ring.. Running clothesline by Shawn Michaels!

Rhino: Michaels with a stiff shot there.

Mark: Jobber again to his feet.. Hip toss! Jobber planted on his back and Michaels drops the elbow! Cover. 1…………….. 2.. Jobber quickly kicks out.

Rhino: I think instinct has taken over for HBK. He may want revenge McConnell, but he still has to beat Jobber.

Mark: Michaels pulling Jobber to his feet.. Whips him into the turnbuckle.. Michaels charges in but eats boot from Jobber. Jobber charges with a clothesline.. Michaels ducks.. Knife edge chop to the chest of Lone Jobber!

Rhino: Wooooo!

Mark: Michaels with a series of chops that push Jobber back.. Michaels hooks Jobber.. Vertical suplex! Michaels quickly into the cover. 1…………….. 2………… Jobber kicks out.

Rhino: I can’t tell if McConnell is still down or just playing possum..

Mark: Jobber pulled back to his feet.. Michaels goes for a scoop slam.. Jobber slides over the shoulder.. Back suplex!

Rhino: Michaels got dropped on his head.

Mark: Both men back to their feet, Jobber nails Michaels with a few rights before pushing him against the ropes.. Irish whip.. Michaels ducks the clothesline.. Jobber turns.. Flying Forearm! Jobber ducks!

Rhino: Jobber wisely dropped to the mat, causing Michaels to fly over him.

Mark: Jobber back to his feet.. Wait, McConnell! Jumping Neckbreaker! Jobber is down!

Rhino: McConnell quickly reinserts himself into the match up.

Mark: Jobber rolls to the ring apron.. And McConnell unceremoniously pushes him to the floor. The Answer now turning his attention Shawn Michaels, who is pulling himself up by the ropes.. McConnell moves in.. Michaels shoves McConnell back.. SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino: OUT OF NOWHERE!

Mark: Michaels with the cover! 1………………………. 2……………………. 3! HBK pins William McConnell!

Rhino: McConnell never seen it coming!

Mark: You can see the look of satisfaction on Shawn Michaels’ face as he looks down at William McConnell..

Rhino: But he still has to beat Lone Jobber.

Mark: Speaking of which, Jobber is climbing onto the ring apron slowly.. Michaels gets up and moves to the ropes, meeting him.. Michaels with a right! He hooks him.. He’s going for a suplex!

Rhino: Jobber is hooking his leg on the ropes!

Mark: Now Jobber is trying to suplex Michaels to the outside! Michaels hooks his leg! Jobber breaks Michaels headlock.. And pulls him throat first across the top ropes!

Rhino: Jobber doing what he needed to break that stalemate.

Mark: Jobber back in the ring.. He just saw McConnell was down. Jobber with a pin! 1………………………. 2………………. McConnell kicks out!

Rhino: Jobber thought he was going to get one with McConnell down.

Mark: Shawn Michaels is pulling himself up in the corner.. Jobber pulls McConnell to his feet.. Irish whip and McConnell is sent right into Shawn Michaels! Jobber runs in and nails McConnell with a clothesline!

Rhino: Jobber getting a bit of both men, there.

Mark: Jobber pushes McConnell to the side, falling to the mat. El Presidente now positioning Shawn Michaels on the top rope..

Rhino: I think we’re about to see a high impact move.

Mark: Jobber climbing up the ropes.. He’s got Michaels hooked.. He’s going for a superplex!

Rhino: But Michaels is holding on! Again, they’re at a stalemate!

Mark: Jobber not having it as he lays in the rights on Michaels. Michaels blocks.. BIG right hand! Jobber is rocked.. Another.. And one more!

Rhino: Jobber is barely holding on.

Mark: Shawn Michaels rears back.. And the right hand sends Jobber to the mat!

Rhino: Uh oh.. You just heard every fan in the arena here at Madison Square Garden start to cheer.. They see what Michaels is primed for..

Mark: Michaels is thinking elbow drop as he positions himself on the top ropes.. No! Michaels get crotched! McConnell pulled the ropes!

Rhino: Shawn forgot about McConnell for a split second and it cost him..

Mark: McConnell is now climbing the turnbuckles as he hooks Shawn Michaels.. McConnell wants the superplex.. Wait, here comes Jobber! Jobber slides under McConnell.. TOWER OF DOOM!

Rhino: Shawn Michaels got superplex by William McConnell who got powerbombed by Lone Jobber!

Mark: Jobber on top of McConnell.. 1………………………….. 2………………… Kick out! Jobber quickly changes tactics and hops on Michaels! 1………………………….. 2……………………… NO! Michaels kicks out!

Rhino: Jobber unable to capitalise on either man.

Mark: Lone Jobber is now in a prime position to dictate this match up.. And Jobber is moving towards the corner..

Rhino: I think he’s calling for a Low Card Kick.

Mark: McConnell is starting to get to his feet.. Jobber takes aim.. McConnell turns.. LOW CAR-NO! McConnell catches the leg! McConnell sweeps Jobber’s leg out from under him.. He’s wrapping the legs for a Texas Cloverleaf! All he needs to do is turn him over..

Rhino: Jobber’s fighting it!

Mark: McConnell turns him! Wait.. McConnell is pulling high on the legs.. Jobber is on his head.. McConnell drops back! Cloverleaf Backbreaker!

Rhino: Now THAT hurt..

Mark: McConnell still holds onto the legs as he gets up.. Wraps the legs again.. And the Cloverleaf is applied!

Rhino: Here we go!

Mark: Jobber’s back is hurting.. Wait, Michaels is up! McConnell drops the hold, Michaels charges in.. Drop toe hold! Michaels lands on Jobber!

Rhino: I think they just butt heads..

Mark: McConnell’s grabbing both men’s legs.. He isn’t..

Rhino: He is.

Mark: McConnell struggling but.. He hooks it! A Double Texas Cloverleaf! Both men having their backs racked with pain!

Rhino: I have never seen that before in my life.

Mark: Jobber and Shawn are both pulling themselves towards the ring ropes.. McConnell is trying to pull them back to the center of the ring, but he’s out matched here as both men grab the ropes! McConnell breaks the hold.

Rhino: That was innovative. If only McConnell wasn’t such a bastard.

Mark: McConnell looks like he’s wanting to go high risk again as he climbs to the top turnbuckle.. Michaels and Jobber are starting to move.

Rhino: What’s he got planned here?

Mark: Michaels and Jobber both up.. Frogsplash Crossbody! Jobber ducks but Michaels gets caught!

Rhino: Jobber barely got out of the way of that one.

Mark: McConnell getting to his feet.. Jobber hooks him! He’s going for the Gimmick! NO! Northern Lights Suplex by McConnell! 1………………………….. 2…………………. Jobber kicks out!

Rhino: A close call for El Presidente.

Mark: McConnell back to his feet first, goes to pull Jobber up.. Jobber with a double leg! McConnell on his back, Jobber holds the legs.. Jobber flips him! Liontamer! Jobber puts the knee right in McConnell’s back!

Rhino: Here’s a little payback from earlier!

Mark: McConnell grabbing at his head as he tries to fight through the pain and reach the ropes but.. Shawn Michaels! Michaels just locked McConnell in a crossface!

Rhino: McConnell’s caught in two submissions at once and both are extremely painful! He’s gonna tap!

Mark: McConnell just screaming out as both men wrench his body in ways it isn’t supposed to bend! WAIT! Jobber just stomped on Shawn Michaels head!

Rhino: What the hell?

Mark: I think Jobber wanted the glory of making McConnell tap to himself. Jobber now focusing on Michaels as he pulls him to his feet.. Suplex by Jobber!

Rhino: Jobber looks to be back in control of this match up.. William McConnell just dragged himself to the outside of the ring..

Mark: Jobber pulling Shawn Michaels up.. Irish whip.. Jobber ducks down.. But gets kicked by Michaels! Jobber staggers as Michaels shoots off the ropes.. Flying Forearm!

Rhino: Michaels got all of that forearm.

Mark: Nip up! Jobber to his feet.. Inverted Atomic Drop! And Michaels follows with a big right hand that knocks Jobber down! Jobber back to his feet.. Scoop slam by Michaels and now Michaels is going to the top!

Rhino: We know what’s coming next.

Mark: Michaels just looked around to make sure McConnell wasn’t near the ropes.. Michaels climbs to the top.. ELBOW DR-NO! Jobber rolls! Michaels lands on his feet! Michaels with a standing elbow drop!

Rhino: Jobber thought he was going to outsmart Michaels but instead Michaels was one step ahead.. I think I see William McConnell stirring..

Mark: Michaels goes to the corner.. And he’s tuning up the band!

Rhino: All Michaels has to do is pin Lone Jobber and he’s won this match.

Mark: Jobber is slowly getting to his feet..

Rhino: You know he knows what’s coming.. He’s felt it enough in his career..

Mark: Jobber turns.. SWEET CHIN-NO! Jobber ducks! Jobber shoves Michaels.. Right into William McConnell! McConnell catches Michaels! DUAL SHOCK! GIMMICK! GIMMICK!

Rhino: Did you see that?! As McConnell went for the second half of the Dual Shock, Jobber nailed him with the Gimmick!

Mark: Jobber covers McConnell! 1……………………….. 2……………………… 3! Lone Jobber picks up a pin!

Rhino: McConnell’s been pinned twice in this match up! It’s backfiring on him!

Mark: And just like Shawn Michaels, Lone Jobber has a look of satisfaction over what just happened.. Wait, Jobber hops on Michaels! PIN! 1……………………… 2…………………….. 3-NO! Michaels kicks out!

Rhino: Michaels barely got the shoulder up! Lone Jobber almost had this match up!

Mark: Think about how this has played out. Lone Jobber and Shawn Michaels need to beat each other to win this. McConnell, the man pulling all the strings, still has to beat both men.

Rhino: I think when McConnell realises that, we’re gonna see that deep, dark persona come crawling out..

Mark: Jobber pulling Michaels to his feet.. GIMMICK! NO! Jobber overturns and lands on his feet! Michaels hangs on and drops Lone Jobber with a neckbreaker!

Rhino: Amazing counter by Shawn Michaels to the Gimmick. I just saw McConnell roll the outside..

Mark: Both men down at the moment, but they’re starting to stir.. They’re up now as they face each other.. Jobber with a right hand.. Michaels counters with a chop. Jobber again with another right.. Michaels with another chop.. Both men go for a clothesline! Both men are down!

Rhino: They had the same idea and took each other out.

Mark: Lone Jobber starting to move first.. He’s slow to his feet.. NIP UP! Michaels is up and he catches Jobber with a right! Michaels with another right and then sends Jobber into the ropes.. Inverted ato-NO! Jobber counters with a DDT!

Rhino: He had that scouted!

Mark: Jobber with a cover… 1……………………… 2…………….. Michaels kicks out.

Rhino: Still not enough, though.

Mark: Jobber is pulling Michaels to his feet.. Double underhook! He’s going for Heritage! Michaels with a backbody drop! Jobber holds on! Sunset flip! Cover! No, Michaels rolls through! Michaels grabs Jobber’s legs.. Inverted Figure Four! Michaels slaps on the submission!

Rhino: Jobber is scrambling for the ropes!

Mark: Michaels is trying to keep Jobber in the middle of the ring but Jobber gets to the ropes before any damage can be done!

Rhino: Jobber didn’t want that submission to bite him in the ass.

Mark: Michaels breaks the hold. He’s pulling Jobber back to his feet.. Irish whip.. Jobber holds on! Pulls Michaels in! Spinebuster!

Rhino: Jobber planted Michaels with that!

Mark: Jobber moving to the corner.. And now he’s starting to tune up the band..

Rhino: It wouldn’t be Lone Jobber if he didn’t taunt his opponent..

Mark: Jobber’s looking to put Michaels away with the Low Card Kick.. Michaels is to his feet.. LOW CA-OH MY GOD! McConnell just nailed Jobber’s leg a chair! SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Jobber is down! CHAIR SHOT TO MICHAELS!

Rhino: McConnell just brought a chair into this match up and in moment, he’s turned the whole equation upside down!

Mark: Did you hear that shot to Jobber’s leg?

Rhino: The entire Garden heard it. Look at McConnell.. He’s just kneeling there, looking at what he just did..

Mark: That camera shot shows Shawn Michaels is bleeding from that chair shot.

Rhino: This is what I was talking about. McConnell just realised everything backfiring on him.

Mark: McConnell’s not even making any attempts to pin anyone.. He’s just looking at his two opponents.. Jobber’s holding onto his knee, he’s gotta be hurt. McConnell just slid with that chair to the outside and now he’s moving to where Lone Jobber is in the ring.. McConnell pulling Jobber to the outside..

Rhino: What’s he got on his mind?

Mark: McConnell just threw Jobber into the guard rail.. Oh my god, look who’s right behind Jobber.

Rhino: That’s Violet!

Mark: And McConnell knows it. McConnell is now just tearing away at the forehead of Lone Jobber, biting and scratching right in front of Violet.

Rhino: That’s just wrong..

Mark: McConnell looks up and he just spit blood at Violet. Lone Jobber’s forehead is busted open.

Rhino: And that was just sick..

Mark: Violet is pleading with Jobber to move.. McConnell grabs Jobber by the head.. He smashes Jobber’s head into the.. No! Jobber blocks! Jobber grabs McConnell and slams his head into the guard rail!

Rhino: There we go!

Mark: Jobber is just cutting loose on McConnell now, multiple shots to the head, slamming his head into the guard rail! Jobber is livid!

Rhino: Jobber’s lost it!

Mark: Jobber digging at McConnell’s face.. But McConnell just hit Jobber right in the throat!

Rhino: That stopped him..

Mark: McConnell isn’t waiting as he grabs for that chair he brought with him.. McConnell raises the chair above his head.. What the hell?! McConnell just slammed that chair into the guard rail in front of Violet!

Rhino: He just scared the hell out of her! Look at that look he’s giving her.. He’s letting Jobber know he can and will do what he said he would..

Mark: Jobber grabs for McConnell.. CHAIR SHOT! Jobber is down!

Rhino: McConnell is just absolutely venomous right now..

Mark: McConnell just turned his attention to Shawn Michaels in the ring as he slides back in.. Michaels is just pulling himself up with the ropes as McConnell moves slowly towards him.. McConnell grabs Michaels in a reverse DDT hold and drags Michaels to the center of the ring.. McConnell drops Michaels on his knee and then turns it into a neckbreaker! McConnell with the cover.. 1…………………. 2………………… NO! Michaels kicks out!

Rhino: McConnell’s just biting at his lip, but I think he expected that.

Mark: McConnell grabs Michaels by the head and now he’s just pounding away at it.

Rhino: Blood is running into the eyes and down the face of Shawn Michaels..

Mark: The mood in this entire arena has changed as McConnell lays Michaels on the mat.. Jumping knee right to the head of Michaels!

Rhino: McConnell is just taking his time now.. He’s dissecting the two men..

Mark: McConnell with another knee to Michaels head.. Another cover.. 1…………………… 2………………. Michaels kicks out again! McConnell pulls Michaels back to his feet.. Irish whip into the corner.. McConnell charges in, big clothesline! McConnell shoves Michaels out of the corner and onto the mat.

Rhino: McConnell’s starting to climb the turnbuckle..

Mark: He could be thinking frogsplash.. McConnell readies himself.. Wait, Lone Jobber just ran up the stairs! STEEL CHAIR! Right to McConnell’s back! McConnell falls to the mat!

Rhino: Jobber’s back!

Mark: Jobber tosses the chair into the ring and gets back inside.. He’s waiting for McConnell to get up as he grabs the chair again..

Rhino: Did you notice the limp Jobber has now?

Mark: McConnell is back to his feet.. Jobber with a shot to the ribs! And now a shot to the back! McConnell is on his knees.. And Jobber nails him with a shot to the head!

Rhino: A little payback for El Presidente!

Mark: Jobber is wailing away on McConnell now! Shots all over McConnell’s body! Jobber let’s a primal yell as he’s letting all that frustration out as blood pours down his face! Jobber raises the chair again.. SWEET CHIN MUSIC! SHAWN MICHAELS NAILS JOBBER!

Rhino: Jobber just fell out of the ring!

Mark: That’s exactly what Michaels didn’t want as he can’t pin McConnell!

Rhino: Michaels just picked up that steel chair..

Mark: William McConnell is starting to stir.. Shawn Michaels rears back.. McConnell turns.. CHAIR SHOT! McConnell is done and Michaels slams the chair to the mat!

Rhino: And now Michaels gets a little payback!

Mark: But now he needs to turn his attention Lone Jobber, who is on the outside of the ring.. Shawn moves to the outside and is trying to get Jobber to his feet.. But Jobber shoves Michaels right into the Spanish Announce Table!

Rhino: Jobber out of instinct on that one..

Mark: Jobber and Michaels now fighting out here next to us. Michaels tries to fire back with chops but Jobber nails Michaels with clothesline and sends Jobber right over the table!

Rhino: These two men need to beat each to win this match..

Mark: Jobber just pulled the top off the spanish announce table..

Rhino: This never ends well.

Mark: Jobber clearing the table now..

Rhino: William McConnell just pulled himself out of the ring..

Mark: Jobber moving towards Shawn Michaels.. But gets nailed by McConnell from behind!

Rhino: You can see that McConnell is bleeding from the chair shots from Michaels and Jobber..

Mark: All three men are busted open now. McConnell slams Jobbers head onto the announce table.

Rhino: McConnell’s looking at the announce table.. I think he got an idea..

Mark: McConnell slams Jobber’s head again and pulls him away.. McConnell hooks him.. DUAL SHOCK! Into the edge of announce table!

Rhino: Jobber’s just got his head bounced off the edge of that table..

Mark: McConnell is now pushing Jobber onto the announcer table.. He look likes he’s satisfied with the positioning.. Wait, Michaels just grabbed a monitor! McConnell turns! McConnell gets clocked!

Rhino: He forgot about Shawn Michaels, which you can’t do in a match like this.

Mark: McConnell is slumped over the announce table.. Michaels just shoved him onto it.. We’ve got McConnell and Jobber laid out on an announce table.. Shawn Michaels is heading for the ring.

Rhino: I think we’re about to see one of the last great moments of 2010.

Mark: Michaels is climbing the turnbuckle.. He’s.. He’s turning around.. There’s no way!

Rhino: He’s going for a moonsault?! He won’t make it!

Mark: Don’t risk it, Shawn! DON’T..

Rhino: INCOMING!

Mark: OH MY GOD! Shawn Michaels with a moonsault from the ring and to the announce table! He just took out William McConnell and Lone Jobber!

Rhino: HOLY SHIT..

Mark: I can’t believe what I just saw.. Nobody is moving!

Rhino: What a moment for 2010! I didn’t think he was going to make it..

Mark: The referee is checking on all three men.. Somebody has got to move or they could end this match..

Rhino: I don’t either three want that..

Mark: Shawn Michaels seems to be stirring as he’s talking to the ref.. McConnell and Jobber seem to be out, though..

Rhino: And Shawn still has to get Jobber into the ring to pin him..

Mark: Michels is too his feet and he’s trying to pick up Lone Jobber.. But Jobber’s dead weight at the moment..

Rhino: This could be a challenge.

Mark: Michaels has Jobber up and he’s slowly moving him towards the ring.. Michaels using everything he has to push Jobber inside.. But he’s got it! Jobber is inside the ring!

Rhino: Go for the cover!

Mark: Michaels in the ring.. Michaels with the pin! 1…………………………………….. 2………………………………3! NO! JOBBER KICKS OUT! JOBBER KICKS OUT!

Rhino: How in the hell did he do that?!

Mark: Shawn Michaels is in disbelief as he asks the ref is it was really two, but the ref keeps telling him Jobber kicked out!

Rhino: Unebelievable.

Mark: Michaels pulls himself back up and he’s heading to a corner.. I think Michaels is about to tune up the band..

Rhino: He’s looking to end this match once and for all..

Mark: Michaels is tuning it up.. But Jobber is taking his time to move..

Rhino: Talk about suspenseful..

Mark: Jobber is slowly stirring.. He’s to his knees..

Rhino: William McConnell just moved past us..

Mark: Jobber to one knee now.. Michaels is just begging for Jobber to get up..

Rhino: Jobber still favoring that knee from that chair shot.. William McConnell just slid into the ring..

Mark: Jobber’s to his feet.. SWEET CHIN MUSIC! SPINAL TAP! JOBBER JUST GOT CRUSHED! Michaels sees McConnell! SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! McConnell Ducks! SPINAL TAP! Michaels falls to the outside! McConnell falls on Jobber! 1………………………………………… 2………………………………….. 3! McConnell gets a pin!

Rhino: Lone Jobber just got his head split! He got Sweet Chin Music to his jaw and then McConnell superkicked him in the back of the head at the same time!

Mark: Look at McConnell though, he isn’t moving. He used enough addrenaline to stop Michaels from getting the win and he is spent..

Rhino: That just leaves one more pinfall to decide who wins this match up..

Mark: All three men are down again.. How they have anything, I don’t know..

Rhino: They have to have enough to win this match.

Mark: McConnell just rolled off Jobber and to the outside where Shawn Michaels is.. McConnell looks down at Shawn Michaels.. And.. He’s looking at the ring steps..

Rhino: Again, McConnell’s venomous mind is working..

Mark: McConnell is taking the ring steps apart.. And he picked one up..

Rhino: Oh no..

Mark: Michaels is to his knees as he’s trying to get up.. McConnell is right in front of him..

Rhino: We’ve seen this situation before. It’s Glory 2007 all over!

Mark: McConnell lifts the ring steps up! DON’T! MCCONNELL DROPS THE STAIRS!

Rhino: MICHAELS ROLLED!

Mark: McConnell missed! He was trying to take Shawn Michaels out!

Rhino: Michaels was able to get out of the way in time..

Mark: McConnell just ran forwards and kicked Michaels in the side of the head.. McConnell is looking under the ring apron now.. And he’s pulling out a table..

Rhino: This can’t be good.

Mark: McConnell setting up the table now.. Baseball slide by Lone Jobber! McConnell goes back first!

Rhino: Tunnel vision, again..

Mark: Jobber bounces McConnell’s head off the table.. Shawn Michaels getting involved now.. Jobber and Michaels look at each other.. Double clothesline! McConnell gets sent over the table!

Rhino: A little team work this late? Surprising.

Mark: Jobber quickly remedies that with a right to Michaels before shoving Michaels back into the ring.. Jobber follows.. Michaels is first up.. SWEET CHIN.. NO! Jobber ducks! LOW CARD! Michaels is down!

Rhino: Jobber could win it!

Mark: Jobber leaning against the ropes, catching himself after that superkick.. He’s looking at the turnbuckle..

Rhino: Now Jobber’s going high risk?

Mark: Jobber is climbing the turnbuckles.. He almost slips!

Rhino: That leg is still getting to him..

Mark: Jobber’s on the top.. There’s no way he’ll pull this off on that bad leg..

Rhino: I don’t think he cares.

Mark: Jobber readies himself.. 450 SPLASH!

Rhino: Oh my god! He hit it!

Mark: Jobber is going to do it! He’s got the cover on Shawn Michaels! 1……………………….. 2………………………….. NO! MCCONNELL PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING!

Rhino: McConnell cheats Jobber again!

Mark: Jobber’s had enough of McConnell! McConnell gets thrown into the guard rail! Jobber slides back into the ring! He pins Shawn again! 1………………………………. 2…………………………… 3! NO! MICHAELS KICKS OUT!

Rhino: Now Jobber is in a frenzy! He would have had this match if not for William McConnell!

Mark: Jobber pulling at his hair as he looks at the ref.. Jobber tries to pull Shawn Michaels up to his feet. Jobber’s trying to lift Michaels, but now Michaels is dead weight..

Rhino: McConnell has that table sat up..

Mark: Jobber hooks Michaels.. GIMMICK! McConnell’s on the ring apron! Jobber sees him! McConnell tries to get in the ring but Jobber kicks the ropes!

Rhino: Jobber isn’t getting stopped this time!

Mark: Jobber just hooked McConnell for a.. He’s eyeing that table. Is he going for a Gimmick to the outside?

Rhino: If he can take out McConnell, he’s ready to risk it!

Mark: Jobber takes a step off the ropes.. GIMMICK! NO! OH MY GOD! JOBBER GOES THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino: McConnell held onto the ropes and Jobber crashed and burned!

Mark: Jobber is a wreck on the outside! McConnell gets into the ring.. Grabs Michaels before he can get up.. DUAL SHOCK! MCCONNELL COVERS! 1……………………………………. 2………………………….. 3! MCCONNELL WINS!

PA Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winnter of the match.. WILLIAM MCCONNELL!

Mark: I cannot believe the match was just saw..

Rhino: Talk about a classic.. These three men gave it everything.

Mark: But here at the end of 2010, William McConnell is the last man to stand tall..

Rhino: What a way to end the year.

Mark: That’s all the time we have, we’ll see you all in 2011! Happy New Year!

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