Extreme Bowl 2011
Mark:We are Live in Title Town USA, Green Bay, Wisconsin for the 2011 Extreme Bowl…
Rhino:I love this event…
Mark:Everyone does as we have a Triple Tier Cage hanging in the air above the ring and six men will be stepping insde it tonight… With the winner earning a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Everyone considers this one of the big events of the year and it should be fun…
Mark:It will be Lone Jobber, William McConnell, Andrew Starr, Diamond Dallas Page, Troy Joseph and Al Snow…
Rhino:This will be Al Snow’s final match… So what a way to go out…
Mark:Also tonight we will have the EWA World Heavyweight Championship on the line when Doomsday defends against Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Can Doomsday continue his path of destruction?
Mark:We will find out tonight… Right now our cameras are backstage in the parking lot…
Rhino:Whats going on out there?
Mark:Its members of the British Revolution are outside of the arena…
Rhino:It looks like they are doing what they said they were going to do and thats come here waiting for Degeneration X…
Mark:Will DX be here?
Rhino:Im not sure…
Mark:We will have to see… As we now get set for our opening contest here at Extreme Bowl 2011…
ODB vs Gina Carano
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in 143 Pounds… GINA CARANO!
(Carano’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing in at 130 Pounds… ODB!
(“I’m About to Freak” plays as ODB enters the arena…)
Mark:Both women are locked up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:It looks like Gina Carano has decided to compete here tonight…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is in the corner of ODB…
Rhino:The question is… Will he get involved?
Mark:We will see… As Gina Carano backs ODB up in to the corner…
Rhino:She is now laying in the forearm shots to ODB…
Mark:Gina Carano now whips ODB off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Gina Carano…
Mark:Gina Carano comes in and nails her with a clothesline…
Rhino:That knocked ODB off of her feet…
Mark:Gina Carano pulls her out of the corner and goes for the cover 1………….2……….Kickout by ODB…
Rhino:ODB is now getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Gina Carano kicks her in the midsection and hooks her up… Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex by the former EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Gina Carano covers ODB again 1………………2…………..Kickout by ODB…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion Doug Kinsella is showing concern for ODB right now…
Mark:You can hear him shouting encouragement to ODB right now…
Rhino:ODB is getting back up…
MarK:ODB is back up and Gina Carano slams her straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Gina Carano is now standing up on the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop! No!
Rhino:ODB rolled out of the way…
Mark:Gina Carano is now staggering up on to her feet…
Rhino:This is where ODB needs to take advantage…
Mark:ODB is opening up on Gina Carano and is nailing her with right hands…
Rhino:Gina Carano is really getting hammered right now…
Mark:ODB whips her in to the ropes… Lou Thez Press!
Rhino:ODB is really laying in the right hands right now…
Mark:Gina Carano is now staggering back up on to her feet… ODB nails her right in the chest with a Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice effective dropkick right there…
Mark:ODB covers Gina Carano 1………………..2…………3…No! Gina Carano gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there by ODB…
Mark:Gina Carano is now getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Rhino:Here comes ODB…
Mark:ODB with a running splash! No!
Rhino:Gina Carano moved out of the way…
Mark:ODB ate nothing but turnbuckle right there…
Rhino:ODB is staggering on her feet dazed right now…
Mark:Gina Carano goes behind ODB… CARANO LOCK!
Rhino:Gina Carano is trying to lock it in fully…
Mark:ODB is trying to fight out of it…
Rhino:Gina Carano is trying to get her legs wrapped around her…
Mark:ODB is blocking it and nails her with a couple of elbows…
Rhino:Shes trying to fight out of it…
Mark:ODB breaks it and shoves her in to the corner…
Rhino:Gina Carano is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:ODB scoops her up… RUNNING POWERSLAM!
Rhino:She could have her right now…
Mark:ODB covers Gina Carano 1………………..2…………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ODB!
Rhino:ODB picks up the win here tonight and her partner Doug Kinsella seems mighty impressed…
Mark:It does look like it…
Rhino:Will Doug Kinsella be as successful in his title defense?
Mark:That’s a good question… Right now we are going backstage as we have some breaking news… Kent…
Kent:Yes guys, I am here with some breaking news in regards to the main event tonight… As I was handed a report earlier in the evening and it just has been confirmed that Lone Jobber is not medically cleared to compete here at Extreme Bowl…
Rhino:That’s huge news Kent…
Kent:We are told that Lone Jobber failed his conditioning test earlier this week and was informed when he arrived at the arena tonight that he will not be allowed to compete in the Extreme Bowl…
Rhino:He is the self proclaimed Odds on Favorite to win the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:What does this mean Kent?
Kent:As of right now he is out of the match and it will be a five man Extreme Bowl later tonight… Lone Jobber is currently meeting with the EWA Medical Staff and is trying desperately to get cleared… But as of this moment… He is not in the Extreme Bowl…
Rhino:That’s a huge shakeup Mark…
Mark:It really is… Thanks Kent… We shall see what happens… Doug Kinsella is still in the ring… So lets get set for our first title match up of the evening…
EWA Womens Championship Match
Doug Kinsella(c) vs Alexis Laree
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… Already in the ring… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion…DOUG KINSELLA! His opponent.. The Challenger… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Fake It” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:Alexis Laree locks up with Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:ODB has stayed at ringside with Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella backs Alexis Laree up in to the ropes…
Rhino:The referee steps in for a clean break…
Mark:Alexis Laree comes right back and charges in with a Thez Press and nails her with right hands…
Rhino:Look at her go…
Mark:She is just laying in to Doug Kinsella right now…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges and nails him with a dropkick!
Rhino:That sent Doug Kinsella over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now gearing up for something…
Rhino:Here she comes!
Mark:Alexis Laree launches herself over the top rope and lands right down on the EWA Womens Champion Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:That moved paid off for the former EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Alexis Laree now grabs Doug Kinsella by the the head and rams him in to the side of the ring…
Rhino:She just rolled him back in to the ring…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is up in the top rope…
Mark:Here she comes… Flying Crossbody! Connects!
Rhino:Nice move right there by the former EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Doug Kinsella 1……………….2………………Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Doug Kinsella again 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Doug Kinsella once again…
Rhino:Right now Alexis Laree is bringing the fight to Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree has something in mind now…
Mark:Alexis Laree is nailing Doug Kinsella with shots in the corner and now sends him off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Alexis Laree…
Mark:Monkey Flip! No!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella held on to the ropes…
Mark:Doug Kinsella had that scouted…
Rhino:Alexis Laree’s head bounced off the mat…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now slow to get back up on to her feet… Doug Kinsella charges and nails her with a running clothesline…
Rhino:Smart by Doug Kinsella to go right to work by nailing her in the head…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now nailing Alexis Laree with a couple of hard uppercuts that take her off of her feet…
Rhino:Those uppercuts really rocked her…
Mark:Alexis Laree slowly gets back up on to her feet… Doug Kinsella hooks her up… DDT!
Rhino:Alexis Laree has been planted…
Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Alexis Laree 1………………..2………….3……No! Alexis Laree gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is struggling to get back up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks her up… Brainbuster!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Alexis Laree again 1………………2……….3…..NO!
Rhino:Alexis Laree kicked out again…
Mark:Doug Kinsella thought the match was over right there…
Rhino:A lot of people did including ODB…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now putting Alexis Laree up on the top rope…
Rhino:What is he going to do here?
Mark:I am not sure… But Doug Kinsella is now hooking up Alexis Laree… SUPERPLEX! NO!
Rhino:Alexis Laree held on to the ropes…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now gets knocked off the top rope with a kick right to the head…
Rhino:That kicked dazed Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now spinning around… MISSLE DROPKICK!
Rhino:Big time dropkick from Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Doug Kinsella 1………………2………….3……..NO!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella kicked out…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now waiting for Doug Kinsella to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:ODB is worried…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now in position…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:CHICK KICK! NO!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella saw it coming…
Mark:Doug Kinsella sets her up… FINAL ENCOUNTER!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella got all of it…
Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Alexis Laree 1……………….2………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Womens Champion DOUG KINSELLA!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella retains his EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:Another solid victory for Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Whats next for the EWA Womens Champion?
Mark:That’s a good question… As right now… Its time for our next contest here at Extreme Bowl…
Goldberg vs Sgt Stafford
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…
Rhino:Wait a second…
Mark:Our Cameras are backstage right now…
Rhino:Goldberg has been laid out backstage…
Mark:Its the British Revolution…
Rhino:They are standing over Goldberg right now…
Mark:It looks like they are trying to show that they mean business here in the EWA…
Rhno:They are proving it to me…
Mark:Doug Williams is looking right in the camera…
Doug Williams:DX… YOUR NEXT!
Rhino:Well they continue to call out Degeneration X…
Mark:But will DX accept their challenge and when? But right now its time for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship to be on the line… So lets send it to the ring for the introductions…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Two of Three Falls Match
Doomsday(c) vs Alan Matthews
Pa Announcer:This Next Contest is the Best Two of Three Falls Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 295 Pounds…The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… DOOMSDAY!
(“Bullet for my Valentine” plays as Doomsday enters the arena…)
Mark:Alan Matthews and Doomsday are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both men want to leave here tonight as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Alan Matthews nails Doomsday with a couple of uppercuts…
Rhino:Doomsday is coming back with right hands of his own…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now being backed up in to the ropes… Doomsday sends him off in to the farside… Doomsday ducks his head…Alan Matthews kicks him right in the head…
Rhino:Doomsday is spinning around…
Mark:Alan Matthews nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Doomsday is still standing…
Mark:Alan Matthews with a couple of more uppercuts…
Rhino:He is trying to rock him with those uppercuts…
Mark:Alan Matthews now comes off the ropes and nails him with another clothesline…
Rhino:Doomsday is staggered…
Mark:Alan Matthews comes off the ropes… Doomsday grabs him right by the throat…
Rhino:That stopped Alan Matthews in his tracks…
Mark:Chokeslam! No! Alan Matthews gets out of it and now goes behind Doomsday…Alan Matthews shoves him off in to the ropes… Roll Up! No!
Rhino:Doomsday held on to the ropes…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets up on to his feet… Doomsday sticks out and connects with the Big Boot!
Rhino:He caught him right in the head with that big boot…
Mark:Doomsday goes right for the cover 1………………2………..Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday is now hooking up Alan Matthews… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Alan Matthews driven down in to the canvas…
Mark:Doomsday covers Alan Matthews again 1…………….2……….Kick out by Alan Matthews..
Rhino:Doomsday is now waiting for Alan Matthews to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews is back up by the ropes and Doomsday clotheslines Alan Matthews over the top rope…
Rhino:Alan Matthews hit the floor hard…
Mark:Doomsday is going out after Alan Matthews… Doomsday now picks up Alan Matthews…
Rhino:What is he going to do with him?
Mark:Doomsday rams Alan Matthews head right in to the ring post!
Rhino:That had to hurt…
Mark:Doomsday isnt done though Rhino…
Rhino:Doomsday is picking up Alan Matthews again…
Mark:Doomsday rams Alan Matthews right in to the ring post once again…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is taking it right to the challenger…
Mark:Doomsday is now rolling Alan Matthews back in to the ring…
Rhino:Doomsday is now waiting for Alan Matthews to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday picks up Alan Matthews… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:Alan Matthews driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Doomsday covers Alan Matthews 1……………………2……………..3…No! Alan Matthews gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doomsday thought he got the first fall of the match up…
Mark:Doomsday is now pulling Alan Matthews back up on to his feet…
Rhino:I think Alan Matthews is going to be put away for the first fall right here…
Mark:Doomsday is now setting up Alan Matthews… POWERBOMB! NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews escapes out of it…
Mark:Alan Matthews with a School Boy! 1………………..2…………3………. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:The winner of the first fall ALAN MATTHEWS!
Rhino:Alan Matthews just stole the first fall away from Doomsday…
Mark:Both men are back up on to their feet… Alan Matthews goes for a clothesline…
Rhino:Doomsday ducks the clothesline from Alan Matthews…
Mark:Doomsday spins Alan Matthews around… Swinging Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Doomsday just drove Alan Matthews right in to the canvas…
Mark:Alan Matthews is back in trouble right now…
Rhino:Doomsday is standing over the fallen challenger right now…
Mark:Doomsday covers Alan Matthews 1…………………2…………3……NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews gets his shoulder up…
Mark:Doomsday is now looking to put Alan Matthews away right now…
Rhino:Doomsday has him all lined up…
Mark:CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Doomsday just drove Alan Matthews right down in to the canvas…
Mark:Doomsday now covers Alan Matthews again 1…………………..2……………3……..NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews kicked out again…
Mark:Doomsday is now getting frustrated right now…
Rhino:He cant keep Alan Matthews down…
Mark:Doomsday is now picking up Alan Matthews… END OF DAYS!
Rhino:That’s it for Alan Matthews…
Mark:Doomsday covers Alan Matthews 1…………….2………….3……… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall DOOMSDAY!
Rhino:We are now tied one fall a piece…
Mark:The next pinfall will crown the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Doomsday looks to finish off Alan Matthews again…
Mark:Doomsday is now pulling Alan Matthews up on to his feet and throws him in to the corner…
Rhino:Doomsday is hammering him in the corner…
Mark:Doomsday is now pulling Alan Matthews out of the corner…
Rhino:Alan Matthews looks to be out on his feet right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews really looks dazed…
Rhino:It looks like he is going to be put away for good right now…
Mark:Doomsday grabs Alan Matthews by his throat… CHOKESLAM! NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews escapes…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks up Doomsday… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by Alan Matthews…
Mark:Both men are down on the canvas right now…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews needs to kick it in to gear right now…
Mark:Uppercuts by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:He is laying them in right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews now hooks up Doomsday…Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Doomsday is now getting back up on to his feet as well…
Rhino:Doomsday is catching Alan Matthews on the top rope…
Mark:This isnt a good position for Alan Matthews to be in…
Rhino:Alan Matthews just knocked his arm away…
Mark:Alan Matthews just kicked him right in the head and is now hooking him up… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:Doomsday was dropped right on his head…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Doomsday 1……………….2………..3……….NO!
Rhino:Very close near fall right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now waiting for Doomsday to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doomsday is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks up Doomsday… Northern Lights Suplex!
Rhino:He got the big man over…
Mark:Alan Matthews with the bridge 1……………………2…………………..3……………..NO!
Rhino:Doomsday got his shoulder up at the last second…
Mark:Alan Matthews is looking to become the new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Doomsday is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews has Doomsday setup…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:Alan Matthews tried to get him up on his shoulders…
Rhino:Doomsday was able to escape…
Mark:Doomsday shoves Alan Matthews off in to the ropes… Big Boot! No!
Rhino:Alan Matthews ducked the boot…
Mark:German Suplex! With a Bridge! 1………………….2……………3………..NO!
Rhino:Doomsday kicks out…
Mark:Another close near fall right there…
Rhino:Doomsday is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews is trying again… Doomsday blocks and now kicks Alan Matthews in the midsection… POWERBOMB!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is out…
Mark:Doomsday covers Alan Matthews 1………………….2………………3…… NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews got his shoulder up again…
Mark:Neither man is giving an inch right now…
Rhino:They both want to be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Doomsday is looking to put Alan Matthews away for good right now…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is trying to get back up…
Mark:Doomsday sets up Alan Matthews… END OF DAYS!
Rhino:Alan Matthews escapes…
Mark:Doomsday charges at Alan Matthews… Alan Matthews ducks… Alan Matthews gets him up on his shoulders… DEADLY DRIVER!
Rhino:Doomsday is out…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Doomsday 1…………………2……………….3……………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion ALAN MATTHEWS!
Rhino:Alan Matthews has finally become the EWA World Heavyweight Champion!
Mark:What a back and forth battle these two men had tonight…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is finally on top of the EWA Mountain…
Mark:We have a new World Champion… But who will win the Extreme Bowl… Lets find out… Right now…
Extreme Bowl 2011
Lone Jobber vs William McConnell vs Diamond Dallas Page vs Al Snow vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph vs Andrew Starr
*Winner Receives a Shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship*
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the EXTREME BOWL! Introducing first..From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 253 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)
Pa Announer:Their opponent…From London, England…Weighing in at 265 Pounds… Shinning ANDREW STARR!
(“The Pretender” plays as Andrew Starr enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Lima, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… AL SNOW!
(“What Does Everybody Wants” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent…From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“Giving In” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:Well the bell sounds and the 2011 Extreme Bowl is under way…
Rhino:It appears as though Lone Jobber was not able to get clearance to compete…
Mark:This makes it the first Extreme Bowl to feature five men…
Rhino:Lone Jobber must be very disappointed…
Mark:Well the others in this match up arent as the fight is under way… Andrew Starr and Troy Joseph are trading shots back and forth…
Rhino:William McConnell and DDP are trading shots as well…
Mark:This is leaving Al Snow all alone…
Rhino:Al Snow has gone right to the outside of the ring and he is looking for some weapons..
Mark:DDP is backing William McConnell up in to the corner and he is just hammering him with shots right to the ribs…
Rhino:Troy Joseph just got nailed with a swinging neckbreaker…
Mark:Al Snow just pulled a whole thing of weapons out from underneath the ring…
Rhino:There is a bunch of weapons he pulled out…
Mark:Al Snow is going in to the ring and is tossed a trash can full of weapons right in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:Al Snow has a singapore cane in hand…
Mark:Al Snow swings and nails Troy Joseph right in the ribs with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Here comes Andrew Starr…
Mark:Singapore Cane Shot! Right to the head of Andrew Starr…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:DDP gets nailed right in the arm with the singapore cane…
Rhino:William McConnell is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Singapore Cane shot right to the head…
Rhino:All four men were laid out by Al Snow…
Mark:Al Snow is now reaching in the trash can…
Rhino:What is he going to pull out now…
Mark:Al Snow pulls out a crutch…
Rhino:Al Snow is now waiting for someone to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Andrew Starr is the first one back up… Al Snow with a kick to the midsection and now Al Snow breaks the crutch right across the back of Andrew Starr…
Rhino:William McConnell just grabbed the entire trash can…
Mark:Al Snow turns around and William McConnell just nailed Al Snow right in the head with the trash can…
Rhino:Well that was a momentum killer for Al Snow…
Mark:William McConnell now tosses Al Snow out of the ring…
Rhino:Al Snow hit the floor hard…
Mark:Look out from behind… DDP tossed William McConnell out of the ring…
Rhino:Hey guys this isnt the Royal Rumble… Its the Extreme Bowl!
Mark:Good point…
Rhino:Why thank you…
Mark:Troy Joseph spins DDP around… STUNNER!
Rhino:DDP didn’t see that Stunner coming…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now pulling DDP in to the corner..
Rhino:William McConnell has gotten back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell grabs Al Snow and drives him back in to the Steel…
Rhino:Andrew Starr has gotten back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph and Andrew Starr are now trading shots back and forth with one another…
Rhino:William McConnell is rubbing Al Snow’s head up against the steel…
Mark:Jawbreaker! By Andrew Starr…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is spinning around…
Mark:Short Arm Clothesline! By Andrew Starr laying out Troy Joseph…
Rhino:DDP has now rolled to the outside of the ring…
Mark:DDP is now bringing the ladder in to the ring…
Rhino:It looks like DDP has something in mind here…
Mark:DDP charges with the ladder and nails Andrew Starr right in the head…
Rhino:That was a big time shot right there with the ladder..
Mark:Troy Joseph is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:DDP is lining him up…
Mark:Troy Joseph turns around and DDP nails him right with the ladder…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is in complete control right now…
Mark:DDP is now setting up the ladder and is about to head up to the second tier of this cage…
Rhino:William McConnell just went to send Al Snow in to the cage but got reversed and William McConnell went right in to the Steel Cage himself…
Mark:William McConnell is staggering around dazed… Big Clothesline From Al Snow laying out William McConnell…
Rhino:DDP is trying to unlatch the lock and push open the door…
Mark:Look Out! Andrew Starr pulls DDP off the ladder and drops him with a Powerbomb!
Rhino:DDP hit the mat hard…
Mark:You could see his head bounce off the mat…
Rhino:Andrew Starr is now the one making his way up the ladder…
Mark:Andrew Starr is up in the second cage…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is following him up in to the second cage…
Mark:Troy Joseph and Andrew Starr are now battling in the second tier of the cage…
Rhino:Al Snow is now going back in to the ring…
Mark:Al Snow is starting to climb up the ladder…
Rhino:DDP is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP pulls Al Snow right down off the ladder…
Rhino:They are trading right hands back and forth right now…
Mark:DDP and Al Snow charge at one another… Double Clothesline…
Rhino:Andrew Starr and Troy Joseph just nailed each other with a chair shot…
Mark:DDP and Al Snow are down in the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell is down on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Everyone is down right now…
Rhino:Whats going on now?
Mark:That’s Lone Jobber…
Rhino:I thought he wasn’t cleared to compete…
Mark:Hes running down to the ring and is talking to the referee…
Rhino:What is he showing them?
Mark:It looks like a piece of paper of some kind…
Rhino:Whats the referee doing now?
Mark:The referee just unlocked the door and is now entering the cage…
Rhino:Has Lone Jobber been cleared to compete?
Mark:I guess he has.. As Lone Jobber is going right in to the ring and is climbing up the ladder…
Rhino:Lone Jobber isnt wasting any time…
Mark:Everyone is down and he is going to take advantage of the situation…
Rhino:Do you blame him?
Mark:No I dont…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now in the second cage…
Mark:Troy Joseph is the first one to meet him and they are trading shots back and forth…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has taken control of the situation…
Mark:Troy Joseph just got sent right to the steel cage…
Rhino:Andrew Starr is up on his feet as well…
Mark:Lone Jobber tosses him in to the cage wall…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now trying to get out of the second cage…
Mark:William McConnell has staggered up on to his feet and back in to the ring..
Rhino:DDP is back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell turns around… DIAMOND CUTTER!
Rhino:The Answer has been laid out with that Diamond Cutter…
Mark:DDP is now heading up the ladder in to the second cage…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just escaped the second cage…
Mark:Lone Jobber just needs to climb up to the third cage and pull down the contract…
Mark:Troy Joseph is back up on to his feet and is out of the cage and just pulled Lone Jobber off of the cage…
Rhino:They are now trading right hands back and forth…
Mark:Troy Joseph sets up Lone Jobber… DDT!
Rhino:He drove him right in to the steel with that DDT!
Mark:Andrew Starr has gotten back up on to his feet and just grabbed a frying pan off the side of the cage…
Rhino:DDP is getting the second cage…
Mark:As he does Andrew Starr naiils him right in the head with the Frying Pan!
Rhino:How do you like your brains? Scrambled?
Mark:Funny joke Rhino…
Rhino:I do try from time to time…
Mark:Andrew Starr now grabs the EWA Total Impact Champion and tosses him right in to the cage…
Rhino:Troy Joseph was trying to climb up that cage wall and got knocked down…
Mark:Andrew Starr is now leaving the cage and is going after Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Andrew Starr is now rubbing Troy Joseph’s face right in to the side of the cage…
Mark:Al Snow is now trying to climb up the ladder and make his way in to the second cage…
Rhino:Andrew Starr is now trying to climb up the cage wall…
Mark:Lone Jobber just stopped him in his tracks… Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Andrew Starr just dropped head first in to the steel…
Mark:One of these six men will leave here the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Who is it going to be…
Mark:William McConnell is making his way up in to the second cage as well…
Rhino:This is going to be a battle…
Mark:Only one man can win it…
Rhino:Well that’s not always true…
Mark:Good point… One man hopes that they can win this match up alone…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Al Snow are trading shots right now…
Mark:Look at the two of them go at it…
Rhino:William McConnell is now out of the second cage…
Mark:Troy Joseph just rammed Andrew Starr’s head in to the side of the cage…
Rhino:Andrew Starr is dazed…
Mark:William McConnell is now fighting with Al Snow and Lone Jobber…
Rhino:William McConnell just nailed Al Snow in to the cage…
Mark:Al Snow is staggering backwards…
Rhino:McConnell and Lone Jobber just looked at one another…
Mark:DOUBLE SUPERKICK!
Rhino:INCOMING!
Mark:Al Snow was just Superkicked off the cage and he just crashed through the spanish announce table!
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Mark:It looks to me that Al Snow’s EWA Career just came to a crashing end…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and William McConnell are now staring down one aonther…
Mark:We all know the history here..
Rhino:We sure do…
Mark:DDP spins them both around… DOUBLE DIAMOND CUTTER!
Rhino:That’s the first time ive ever seen a Double Diamond Cutter!
Mark:The fans just popped huge for that…
Rhino:DDP is now trying to climb up the second cage…
Mark:SPEAR! By Troy Joseph…
Rhino:He just laid out Andrew Starr…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now climbing up the other side of the cage…
Rhino:It looks like its going to be a race to the top of the cage between Diamond Dallas Page and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:Which one will do it…
Rhino:They both have made it to the top of the second cage…
Mark:They are looking at one another…
Rhino:They both just looked up at the contract hanging above the third cage…
Mark:Who is going to get to the contract first…
Rhino:The race is on between DDP and Troy Joseph…
Mark:They are both getting up there…
Rhino:Who is it going to be…
Mark:Both men are on top of the cage…
Rhino:Who is going to reach for it first…
Mark:They are trading shots back and forth right now…
Rhino:They both want this win…
Mark:Only one of them can win…
Rhino:Who will pull down the contract first…
Mark:DDP reaches for it… Troy Joseph nails him with a right hand…
Rhino:That stopped DDP for a minute…
Mark:Troy Joseph reaches for it and he gets nailed with a right hand from DDP…
Rhino:Both of these men are trying to get the contract… But the other wont let the other grab it…
Mark:They both are hesitant to go for the contract right now…
Rhino:Something has to give here…
Mark:Wait a minute… DOUBLE POWERBOMB!
Rhino:Holy Shit!
Mark:From one side Lone Jobber powerbombed DDP off the third cage down on to the first cage and on the other side Andrew Starr did the same thing…
Rhino:We forgot about both of these men…
Mark:Andrew Starr goes after Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber ducks… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is left alone on top of the second cage…
Mark:Can he do it once again?
Rhino:There is no one who can stop him…
Mark:Lone Jobber is climbing up the third cage…
Rhino:All he has to do now is grab the contract…
Mark:Look Out!
Rhino:What The Hell!?!
Mark:Incoming!
Rhino:This is what happened last year…
Mark:Someone is coming down from the rafthers…
Rhino:Who is it?
Mark:I cant see…
Rhino:Me neither…
Mark:The rope goes past the contract…
Rhino:Was that just a dummy?
Mark:I think it might have been…Lone Jobber grabs the contract! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:The winner of the Extreme Bowl… LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber once again wins the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:After overcoming the odds of not being allowed to compete… Lone Jobber passes his conditioning test and is now the winner of the 2011 Extreme Bowl…
Rhino:How does he continue to do it year after year?
Mark:Tonight just proves that while some people have certain events like Glory… Lone Jobber… His event is the Extreme Bowl… Lone Jobber is once again Extreme Bowl Champion… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
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