May-Hem 2011
Mark:We are LIVE from Los Angeles, California… This is May-Hem…And what a night this is going to be Rhino…
Rhino:The stars out tonight Mark…
Mark:Indeed they are…
Rhino:I love being in Hollywood… Its where I belong…
Mark:Sure it is Rhino… Sure it is…But what we have in store for everyone is going to be awesome… Including the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match…
Rhino:Alan Matthews defends against Triple H…
Mark:And it will take place inside a Steel Cage…
Rhino:That should be one hell of a fight…
Mark:Plus Rhino… Its the Thirty Man Royal Rumble…
Rhino:The Royal Rumble ranks right up there with the Extreme Bowl in importance…
Mark:Someone will walk out of here with a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… But lets not waste anytime and lets get to the ring for the introductions for our opening contest here at May-Hem…
“Shooter” Dave McGavin vs CM Punk
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Fort Lee, New Jersey… Weighing in at 202 Pounds… Shooter DAVE McGAVIN!
(“Calffornia Dreamin” plays as Dave McGavin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 222 Pounds…Accompained by Ric Flair… CM PUNK!
(“This Fire Burns” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)
Mark:Dave McGavin locks up with CM Punk in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both men are battling for position…
Mark:Dave McGavin with a couple of chops across the chest of CM Punk backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:He is really laying in the chops in the corner…
Mark:Dave McGavin whips CM Punk off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:CM Punk staggers out of the corner…
Mark:Big clothesine by Dave McGavin taking CM Punk off of his feet… Dave McGavin covers CM Punk 1…………….2……….Kickout by CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is looking to be next in line for a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:He isnt looking so good right now… Dave McGavin hooks up CM Punk…Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge! 1…………….2………….Kickout once again by CM Punk…
Rhino:Right now CM Punk is crawling back to the corner…
Mark:Dave McGavin goes in after CM Punk… CM Punk grabs him by the tights and drives him shoulder first in to the turnbuckle…
Rhino:Nice move there by CM Punk…
Mark:Sort of a page out of the playbook of Ric Flair…
Rhino:Good point…
Mark:CM Punk now hooks up Dave McGavin… Single Arm DDT!
Rhino:Another nice move by CM Punk…
Mark:CM Punk now stomps right on the arm of Dave McGavin…
Rhino:You can see CM Punk has a focus right now and its the arm of Dave McGavin…
Mark:CM Punk now with a hammerlock and slams Dave McGavin right down on his arm…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of Dave McGavin right now…
Mark:CM Punk now hooks up Dave McGavin… Double Underhook Backbreaker! CM Punk now covers Dave McGavin 1………………..2………3..No! Dave McGavin gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Very close near fall right there…
Mark:CM Punk now rolls to the outside of the ring and on to the ring apron…
Rhino:Dave McGavin is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Springboard Clothesline! By CM Punk…
Rhino:He caught him good with that clothesline…
Mark:CM Punk covers Dave McGavin 1………………….2………..3…….NO! Dave McGavin gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Another close near fall…
Mark:Right now on the outside of the ring Ric Flair is telling CM Punk to put Dave McGavin away…
Rhino:Dave McGavin is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:CM Punk charges in… Running Knee! No!
Rhino:Dave McGavin moved out of the way…
Mark:Dave McGavin had that move scouted…
Rhino:CM Punk is staggering backwards…
Mark:Dave McGavin hooks up CM Punk… German Suplex with a Bridge! 1…………………….2………………3…………NO!
Rhino:CM Punk barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:Ric Flair is getting frustrated on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:CM Punk is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Dave McGavin hooks up CM Punk… Inverted DDT!
Rhino:CM Punk has been planted…
Mark:Dave McGavin covers CM Punk….
Rhino:Ric Flair is up on the apron…
Mark:Dave McGavin breaks up the cover and is now going after Ric Flair…
Rhino:Ric Flair just jumped off the apron…
Mark:Ric Flair just bought CM Punk a moment to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dave McGavin doesn’t see that he is back up…
Mark:Dave McGavin turns around… Big Roundhouse Kick!
Rhino:CM Punk caught Dave McGavin right on the side of the head with that kick…
Mark:CM Punk now covers Dave McGavin 1…………………….2……………….3………….NO! Dave McGavin gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Very close near fall right there…
Mark:CM Punk is now waiting for Dave McGavin to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is looking to put him away right now…
Mark:Dave McGavin staggers up on to his feet… CM Punk gets him up on his shoulders… GTS! NO!
Rhino:Dave McGavin escapes out of it…
Mark:Dave McGavin shoves CM Punk in to the corner…
Rhino:CM Punk is staggering around…
Mark:Right hands by Dave McGavin as he now sends CM Punk in to the ropes… Reversal by CM Punk…
Rhino:Ric Flair just grabbed the leg of Dave McGavin…
Mark:Dave McGavin reaches down and pulls Ric Flair up on the apron…
Rhino:Dave McGavin has Ric Flair by the throat…
Mark:CM Punk charges… Dave McGavin moves and CM Punk runs right in to Ric Flair…
Rhino:That back fired…
Mark:Dave McGavin with a School Boy 1………………..2……………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DAVE McGAVIN!
Rhino:Dave McGavin gets his first victory here in the EWA…
Mark:CM Punk and Ric Flair had a collision which allowed Dave McGavin to take advantage and steal the victory away from CM Punk…
Rhino:You know what time it is now Mark…
Mark:Its Time for the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:I love that we arent going to waste any time…
Mark:Im with you there… Lets get right to the 2011 EWA Royal Rumble!
30 Man Royal Rumble Match
Pa Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen it is now time for the 2011 EWA Royal Rumble! The winner of this match will earn themselves a future EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match… Now introduce the Number One Entrant…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 295 Pounds.. DOOMSDAY!
(“Bullet for my Valentine” plays as Doomsday enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the man who drew Number Two… Representing Camera Chaos… JAY JIXHEL!
(“Cant Touch This” plays as Jay Jixhel enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Its the start of the 2011 EWA Royal Rumble…
Rhino:Doomsday has a long road ahead of him if he wants to win the royal rumble…
Mark:Jay Jixhel gets right up in the face of Doomsday…
Rhino:Jay Jixhel is looking tough right now…
Mark:Jay Jixhel nails Doomsday with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:They arent having any sort of effect right now to Doomsday…
Mark:Doomsday blocks the right hand of Jay Jixhel…
Rhino:He has a grip on Jay Jixhel…
Mark:Knees to the midsection of Jay Jixhel as Doomsday sends him for a ride off in to the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:Jay Jixhel got nailed right in the face with that big boot…
Mark:Jay Jixhel is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doomsday is just stalking him as he backs him up in to the corner…
Mark:Doomsday whips Jay Jixhel off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Jay Jixhel is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Doomsday grabs him by the neck… Chokeslam!
Rhino:Big time chokeslam right there as the former Tag Team Champion is drilled in to the mat…
Mark:Doomsday is now looking like he wants to get rid of Jay Jixhel…
Rhino:We are getting close to the introduction of the next man in this match up…
Mark:Jay Jixhel is back up on to his feet… Doomsday lifts him up high in the air… Press Slam! Throwing Jay Jixhel out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Jay Jixhel has been eliminated…
Rhino:The crowd is chearing on as we are about to see the next man in this match up…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Danger” plays as Ken Shamrock enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the Worlds Most Dangerous Man!
Mark:Ken Shamrock is a former NWA World Champion and a WWE Intercontinental Champion…
Rhino:Ken Shamrock is looking to go right after Doomsday…
Mark:Ken Shamrock is laying in right hands to Doomsday…
Rhino:Doomsday is being hammered right now…
Mark:Ken Shamrock is backing Doomsday up in to the corner…
Rhino:Ken Shamrock is laying in shots…
Mark:Ken Shamrock whips Doomsday off in to the farside… Reversal by Doomsday…
Rhino:Ken Shamrock is now coming out of the corner…
Mark:Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Ken Shamrock is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday now whips him off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:The Worlds Most Dangerous Man is in some trouble now…
Mark:Doomsday is looking dominant right now…
Rhino:Doomsday is waiting for Ken Shamrock to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Right now Doomsday has him lined up…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Ken Shamrock…
Mark:END OF DAYS!
Rhino:Ken Shamrock is out cold…
Mark:Now all Doomsday has to do is dump him over the top rope to eliminate him…
Rhino:We are once again getting close to the introduction of the next man in this match up…
Mark:You can hear the fans getting excited…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Diesel Blues” plays as Kevin Nash enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Kevin Nash!
Mark:Big Daddy Cool is taking his time to walk down to the ring…
Rhino:Ken Shamrock is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doomsday grabs Ken Shamrock and tosses him over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Pa Announcer:Ken Shamrock has been eliminated…
Mark:Kevin Nash is in the ring…
Rhino:Doomsday and Kevin Nash are face to face in the center of the ring…
Mark:This should be interesting to say the least…
Rhino:They are ready to go at it…
Mark:Kevin Nash with a right hand…
Rhino:Doomsday comes back with a right hand of his own…
Mark:Both men are trading shots back and forth right now…
Rhino:Look at these two big men go at it right now…
Mark:Doomsday whips Kevin Nash in to the ropes… Kevin Nash with a reversal… Doomsday comes off the ropes… Clothesline!
Rhino:That clothesline rocked Doomsday…
Mark:Kevin Nash comes off the ropes himself and nails Doomsday with a big clothesilne and he is able to get him off of his feet…
Rhino:Doomsday is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Kevin Nash is now backing Doomsday up in to the corner and is know driving his knees in to the midsection of Doomsday…
Rhino:He is really laying in the knees…
Mark:Kevin Nash continues to drive the air right out of Doomsday…
Rhino:What is Kevin Nash going to here?
Mark:Kevin Nash pulls Doomsday out of the corner and nails him with a big clothesline…
Rhino:That was a hell of a clothesline right there to take the big man off of his feet…
Mark:Kevin Nash is now picking back up Doomsday and is trying to get him over the top rope…
Rhino:Doomsday is hanging on right now…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Hello Ladies” plays as Val Venis enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its The Big Valbowski!
Mark:The former Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational Winner… Val Venis has hit the ring…
Rhino:Hes ready to make an impact…
Mark:Val Venis goes right after Kevin Nash and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:Look at Val Venis open up on him…
Mark:Val Venis whips Kevin Nash off in to the ropes… Kevin Nash with a reversal… Big Boot!
Rhino:That Big Boot really caught Val Venis good…
Mark:I think that stopped him right in his tracks…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is now trying to get rid of Val Venis…
Mark:Val Venis is gripping on tight to the ropes…
Rhino:He doesn’t want his run in the Royal Rumble to come to an end this quickly…
Mark:No he doesn’t as Val Venis with a thumb to the eye of Kevin Nash…
Rhino:That’s one way to get back in to the ring…
Mark:Val Venis is now trying to lift Kevin Nash out of the ring…
Rhino:Can he get the big man over the ropes?
Mark:Kevin Nash is trying to keep his legs on the ground…
Rhino:Hes big enough that he is able to get the leverage back and get back in to the ring…
Mark:That’s exactly what he did and he now nails him with a couple of elbows right to the side of the head…
Rhino:Those elbows dazed Val Venis…
Mark:Kevin Nash picks him up… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Val Venis driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Kevin Nash is now waiting for Val Venis to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Val Venis is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Kevin Nash is setting him up by the ropes…
Rhino:This is not going to be good at all for Val Venis…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“What A Rush” plays as Road Warrior Animal enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Animal!
Mark:One half of the legendary Road Warriors…
Rhino:He is looking to make some noise here tonight…
Mark:Kevin Nash has Val Venis set up… Jackknife Powerbomb! Out of the Ring!
Rhino:Holy Crap!
Pa Announcer:Val Venis has been eliminated…
Mark:That was a hard elimination right there…
Rhino:I think we need to get some help for Val Venis…
Mark:I think so too… Mean while Road Warrior Animal is nailing Doomsday with shots…
Rhino:Animal is nailing him with shots right to the midsection…
Mark:Animal now whips Doomsday off in to the ropes… Shoulder Block!
Rhino:That knocked him off his feet…
Mark:Animal is now going after Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Look at him lay in the right hands to Kevin Nash…
Mark:Road Warrior Animal is all kinds of fired up right now…
Rhino:He has the people behind him too…
Mark:Road Warrior Animal whips Kevin Nash off in to the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block!
Rhino:That got Kevin Nash off of his feet…
Mark:Doomsday has now staggered back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Animal…
Mark:Animal Charges… Doomsday ducks and now pulls down the top rope and Animal goes flying over the top rope and to the floor…
Pa Announcer:Road Warrior Animal has been eliminated…
Rhino:Well there went Animal…
Mark:Road Warrior Animal did his damage to both Kevin Nash and Doomsday…
Rhino:Both men are slow to get back up…
Mark:You can see that they are a little beaten up right now…
Rhino:Doomsday more so than Kevin Nash…
Mark:Kevin Nash and Doomsday are now face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are looking to go at one another again…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Graveyard” plays as The Undertaker enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its The Undertaker!
Mark:The Deadman has arrived on the scene here in Hollywood…
Rhino:Doomsday and Kevin Nash are waiting for The Undertaker to get in the ring…
Mark:The Undertaker hasnt taken his eyes off of either man…
Rhino:This is going to be something to see…
Mark:The Undertaker is in the ring and Doomsday goes right after him…
Rhino:Doomsday is laying in a couple of shots…
Mark:Those shots arent having an effect right now on The Undertaker… Big shot by The Undertaker catching Doomsday right underneath the jaw with that shot…
Rhino:That rocked him backwards…
Mark:The Undertaker lines up Doomsday and nails him with a big right hand…
Rhino:That knocked him back in to the corner…
Mark:Kevin Nash and The Undertaker are now face to face…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is laying in some lip service to The Undertaker…
Mark:Kevin Nash reaches back… Undertaker blocks the right hand and starts nailing Kevin Nash with hard right hands…
Rhino:He is just laying them in…
Mark:Kevin Nash gets sent for the ride in to the ropes by The Undertaker… Running DDT!
Rhino:Kevin Nash was dropped right on his head…
Mark:The Undertaker is now trying to eliminate Kevin Nash right now…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is trying to hold on…
Mark:The Undertaker has Kevin Nash’s legs off the ground…
Rhino:Once you lose your center of gravity you are in trouble…
Mark:From behind Doomsday nails The Undertaker with a hard shot…
Rhino:Well that just saved Kevin Nash…
Mark:Doomsday with a couple more hard shots to the back of the head of The Undertaker and now sends him off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Big time powerslam right there…
Mark:The Undertaker sits right up!
Rhino:Doomsday cant believe that…
Mark:Doomsday is now backing up in the corner…
Rhino:Here comes The Undertaker…
Mark:Running Clothesline! By The Undertaker taking Doomsday off of his feet…
Rhino:The Deadman is raising hell right now to both Kevin Nash and Doomsday…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Cant Touch This” plays as Ned Tesseract enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the other half of Camera Chaos Ned Tesseract…
Mark:Ned Tesseract goes right to the top rope…
Rhino:He is looking to attack The Undertaker…
Mark:The Undertaker turns around… Ned Tesseract comes off the top rope… Double Axe Handle! No! Caught!
Rhino:Oh No!
Mark:CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Ned Tesseract with planted right in to the mat with that chokeslam…
Mark:Ned Tesseract is in pain right now…
Rhino:The Undertaker isnt done with him…
Mark:The Undertaker grabs Ned Tesseract by the throat…
Rhino:Oh no this isnt going to be good for Ned Tesseract…
Mark:After this Ned Tesseract is going to be asking Lone Jobber for new Medical Insurrance…
Rhino:Least he wont need to cover Dental…
Mark:The Undertaker has him by the neck… CHOKESLAM OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Pa Announcer:Ned Tesseract has been eliminated…
Rhino:Thanks for coming Ned Tesseract…
Mark:The Undertaker is dominating right now…
Rhino:Doomsday is back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Undertaker is now trying to get rid of Doomsday…
Rhino:Doomsday is hanging on…
Mark:You can see that Kevin Nash is trying to sit back in the corner and recover…
Rhino:That’s smart strategy from Kevin Nash…
Mark:Doomsday is close to going over the top rope…
Rhino:Can he hang on?
Mark:Doomsday with a hard shot and is able to get back on to his feet…
Rhino:He just saved himself right there…
Mark:Doomsday is now reversing it and is trying to get The Undertaker out of the ring…
Rhino:The Undertaker could be going over here…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Hall of Illusions” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Rampage!
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is heading to the ring…
Rhino:He is one of the favorites to win the Royal Rumble…
Mark:Entering number nine he is going to have to work hard to win this royal rumble…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now in the ring and is met by Kevin Nash…
Mark:Kevin Nash nails Troy Joseph with right hands…
Rhino:Look at Troy Joseph though…
Mark:Troy Joseph is nailing Kevin Nash with right hands…
Rhino:He stopped Kevin Nash’s shots and is giving him shots of his own…
Mark:Troy Joseph with a kick to the midsection… STUNNER!
Rhino:That took Kevin Nash right off of his feet…
Mark:The Undertaker with a back elbow and is able to get back in to the ring…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph charges hard and fast… Running Clothesline! Sending Kevin Nash over the top rope and to the floor…
Pa Announcer:Kevin Nash has been eliminated…
Rhino:Well Kevin Nash had a nice run here in the rumble tonight…
Mark:It wasn’t good enough however as he wasn’t able to last as long as he probably wanted to…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Troy Joseph turns around and walks right in to a big right hand from The Undertaker…
Rhino:That was a huge right hand…
Mark:Troy Joseph is dazed right now…
Rhino:The Undertaker has him setup…
Mark:The Undertaker scoops him up…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:TOMBSTONE! NO!
Rhino:Troy Joseph escapes…
Mark:Troy Joseph slides off his shoulder and shoves him off in to the ropes…
Rhino:The Undertaker puts on the breaks by the ropes…
Mark:The Undertaker turns around… Dropkick! By Troy Joseph! As The Undertaker goes over the top rope…
Rhino:The Undertaker hung on the apron…
Mark:Running Shoulder Block and that knocks The Undertaker off the apron…
Pa Announcer:The Undertaker has been eliminated…
Rhino:So long Undertaker…
Mark:Troy Joseph has just taken out the two biggest men in this match up…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its former EWA World Champion Heidenreich…
Mark:Heidenreich goes right in to the ring and he is now trading shots with the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:They are just giving it back and forth to one another…
Mark:Heidenreich with a kick to the midsection and now sends Troy Joseph in to the ropes… Troy Joseph comes off the ropes… Flying Crossbody!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Troy Joseph…
Mark:Heidenreich is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is setting him up…
Mark:Troy Joseph with a kick to the midsection… Caught!
Rhino:Heidenreich just grabbed his foot…
Mark:Spinning Clothesline! By Heidenreich…
Rhino:That just took his head off with that clothesline…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doomsday is up as well…
Mark:Heidenreich and Doomsday are now working together to get rid of Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is wrapping his legs around the top rope…
Mark:He is trying to keep himself in this match up…
Rhino:Heidenreich and Doomsday are really trying to get him out…
Mark:Somehow Troy Joseph is hanging on…
Rhino:You can see Heidenreich and Doomsday getting frustrated…
Mark:Doomsday just shoved Heidenreich…
Rhino:Heidenreich didn’t like that shove…
Mark:Heidenreich just shoved Doomsday…
Rhino:Well so much for the two of them working together as a team…
Mark:They are now trading shots back and forth with one another…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Survive” plays as Taz enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Taz!
Mark:The former FTW Champion is heading down to the ring…
Rhino:You can tell with the look on Taz’s face he means business…
Mark:Taz is in the ring and spins Heidenreich around… T-Bone Tazplex!
Rhino:Nice tazplex…
Mark:Doomsday charges at Taz… Taz ducks and goes behind Doomsday… German Tazplex!
Rhino:Doomsday dropped right on his head…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now face to face with Taz…
Rhino:Here we go…
Mark:Troy Joseph goes for a right hand… Taz ducks… Tazmission!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is being choked out by Taz…
Mark:The Human Suplex Machine lets the hold go…
Rhino:He did his damage with it…
Mark:Taz is now trying to get rid of Heidenreich…
Rhino:Taz means business tonight…
Mark:Heidenreich is getting close to being eliminated…
Rhino:He is trying to hang on right now…
Mark:Can he do it?
Rhino:That’s the big question…
Mark:Taz with one big lift and he is able to send him over the top rope and to the floor…
Pa Announcer:Heidenreich has been eliminated…
Rhino:Thanks for coming Heidenreich…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Sexy Boy” plays as Blake Bennit enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its former World Champion Blake Bennit…
Mark:One of the founding members of Team Better Than You Blake Bennit has hit the ring…
Rhino:He always seems to find a way to get a spot in the Royal Rumble…
Mark:He sure does…
Rhino:Blake Bennit comes right in the ring and is going right after Doomsday…
Mark:Doomsday has been in the ring since the beginning and has taken a lot of punishment from just about everyone who has entered the ring..
Rhino:Doomsday is being backed up in to the corner…
Mark:Blake Bennit is nailing him with chops across the chest…
Rhino:He is lighting him up…
Mark:Blake Bennit is now trying to get him over the top rope…
Rhino:Doomsday is trying to hold on right now…
Mark:Blake Bennit is trying to get under him and power him over the top rope…
Rhino:Im not sure if he will be able to get that done…
Mark:On the otherside of the ring Taz is trying to eliminate Troy Joseph…
Rhino:That would be a big elimination for Taz…
Mark:If he were to do it he would have eliminated the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:You can see that he is trying to hang on right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph fights his way back in to the ring…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion has now reversed it…
Mark:It is now Taz who is trying to hold on for his life…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Walk” plays as Rob Van Dam enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Rob Van Dam!
Mark:The Whole Fn’ Show is here!
Rhino:Listen to the crowd come unglued for Rob Van Dam…
Mark:Rob Van Dam enters the ring as number thirteen… RVD goes right in to the ring and goes after Blake Bennit…
Rhino:Look at RVD go…
Mark:RVD with forearm shots to Blake Bennit and now whips him off in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:That caught him right in the face…
Mark:Look out Rob…
Rhino:Here comes Doomsday…
Mark:Doomsay comes out of the corner… RVD ducks the clothesline… Doomsday turns around… Spin Kick!
Rhino:He caught him right in the head with that kick…
Mark:RVD now comes off the ropes…. Rolling Thunder!
Rhino:Listen to the crowd cheer on Rob Van Dam…
Mark:RVD takes a bow in the ring…
Rhino:Blake Bennit has gotten back up on to his feet…
Mark:RVD grabs Blake Bennit and tosses him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Blake Bennit has been eliminated…
Rhino:See you next year blake…
Mark:Doomsday is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:RVD is backing him up in the corner…
Mark:Taz is on the edge of going out of the ring…
Rhino:Troy Joseph almost has him…
Mark:Taz with a shot right there and is able to get back in to the ring…
Rhino:Close call right there…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Enter Sandman” plays as Sandman enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its The Sandman!
Mark:Sandman is coming to the ring with cane in hand…
Rhino:He means business…
Mark:Sandman is in the ring… Troy Joseph goes after him and gets nailed right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Big shot there…
Mark:RVD turns around… Singapore Cane Shot!
Rhino:Look out Taz…
Mark:Taz turns around as well and he gets nailed with the cane right to the head…
Rhino:Hard cane shot right there…
Mark:The Sandman is laying everyone out with that singapore cane…
Rhino:What is he doing now?
Mark:He is opening up a cold one…
Rhino:The Sandman is drinking on the job tonight…
Mark:And that makes this different than?
Rhino:Good Point…
Mark:Sandman is now waiting for his next victim…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam is staggering back up…
Mark:Sandman swings the cane… RVD ducks and catches him with a kick right to the head…
Rhino:Sandman is spinning around…
Mark:Troy Joseph is back up on to his feet… Troy Joseph gets Sandman up on his shoulders…
Rhino:Sandman is trying to escape…
Mark:Troy Joseph dumps the Sandman over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Pa Announcer:The Sandman has been eliminated…
Rhino:Its the beer’s fault…
Mark:Isnt that always the case?
Rhino:This is true…
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Rhino:Did you just do a shameless plug in the middle of the royal rumble…
Mark:Yes I did… Someone needs to pay the bills around here…
Rhino:Oh Okay… Just asking…
Mark:Back in the ring… Doomsday has Rob Van Dam on the edge of being eliminated…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its El Presidente Lone Jobber…
Mark:A former winner of the Royal Rumble… Lone Jobber hits the ring…
Rhino:He is taking his time right now…
Mark:We are half way through the rumble with Lone Jobber entering the match up as number fifteen…
Rhino:Lone Jobber knows what it takes to win one of these things…
Mark:RVD with a kick to the side of the head of Doomsday and is now able to get back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now in the ring…
Mark:Doomsday is spinning around dazed… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber nailed him good with that kick…
Mark:Doomsday falls back in to the ropes… Running Clothesline! By Lone Jobber and Doomsday has been eliminated…
Pa Announcer:Doomsday has been eliminated…
Rhino:Doomsday lasted close to thirty minutes in the Royal Rumble tonight…
Mark:It was a good effort by Doomsday…
Mark:Lone Jobber now going right after Taz…
Rhino:He is really taking it to Taz at the moment…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:Taz is barely hanging on right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber has Taz on the verge of going over…
Rhino:Can the Human Suplex Machine hang on?
Mark:Im not sure…
Rhino:He is close to going out…
Mark:Taz saves himself by rolling back underneath the bottom rope…
Rhino:That was close right there for Taz…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Superhero” plays as Jeremy Piven enters the arena…)
Rhino:What The Hell???
Mark:Its Jeremy Piven!
Rhino:What in the world is he doing here?
Mark:I have no idea… But we are in Hollywood afterall…
Rhino:But hes not a wrestler…
Mark:I know this and I think everyone knows it…
Rhino:It looks like he has a microphone…
Jeremy Piven:So this is Summerfest!
Rhino:Excuse us Jeremy is May-Hem…
Jeremy Piven:Many of you are probably wondering why am I here? Well its simple, I am here to be the next EWA World Heavyweight Champion!
Rhino:Is he serious?
Mark:It sounds like he is…
Jeremy Piven:And I am going to start by taking out you… Lone Jobber!
Rhino:Did he just call out Lone Jobber?
Mark:Yes he did…
Rhino:He is nuts…
Mark:Jeremy Piven gets in the ring and gets right up in to the face of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber smirks at him…
Mark:Jeremy Piven slaps Lone Jobber right across the face…
Rhino:Jeremy Piven is now taunting Lone Jobber…
Mark:Did he just give Lone Jobber a wooo?
Rhino:Yes he did…
Mark:Jeremy Piven goes for a right hand… Lone Jobber blocks it and now kicks him in the midsection… HERTIAGE!
Rhino:That just laid out Jeremy Piven…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Snap your fingers Snap Your Neck” plays as Justin Credible enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Justin Credible!
Mark:Lone Jobber tosses Jeremy Piven over the top rope…
Pa Announcer:Jeremy Piven has been eliminated…
Rhino:Justin Credible goes right after Taz…
Mark:Justin Credible is laying in shots to Taz…
Rhino:Troy Joseph just grabbed Lone Jobber…
Mark:Troy Joseph is trying to eliminate Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Can he do it?
Mark:Troy Joseph is close to getting Lone Jobber out of the ring…
Rhino:Hes trying to hang on right now…
Mark:RVD and Justin Credible are trying to get rid of Taz…
Rhino:The former EWA Tag Team Champions are working together right now…
Mark:They will be an unstoppable force if they are able to do so…
Rhino:Taz is trying to hang on right now…
Mark:RVD and Justin Credible lift him up and toss him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Taz has been eliminated…
Rhino:RVD and Justin Credible are now turning their attention to Troy Joseph and Lone Jobber…
Mark:Well this should be interesting…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Childs Play” plays as Eugene enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Eugene!
Mark:Eugene is coming right in to the ring…
Rhino:Hes being cutoff by RVD and Justin Credible…
Mark:Rob Van Dam and Justin Credible lay in to Eugene with right hands…
Rhino:They are just opening up on him…
Mark:RVD and Justin Credible whip Eugene off in to the ropes…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:Double Superkick!
Rhino:That’s a knock out shot right there…
Mark:Eugene is now staggering back up on to his feet slowly…
Rhino:Justin Credible is lining him up…
Mark:THATS INCREDIBLE!
Rhino:Its not over with it…
Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!
Rhino:What a double team effort right there between those two!
Mark:Rob Van Dam and Justin Credible pick up Eugene and toss him over the top rope…
Pa Announcer:Eugene has been eliminated…
Rhino:The former EWA Tag Team Champions just destroyed Eugene…
Mark:They are now spliting up was RVD goes after Lone Jobber and Justin Credible goes after Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Both are on the verge of going over the top rope…
Mark:This is not going to be good for either man right here…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Destroyer” plays as Clayton Thomas enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Clayton Thomas!
Mark:Clayton Thomas hits the ring and goes right for Justin Credible…
Rhino:He just allowed Troy Joseph to get back in to the ring…
Mark:Clayton Thomas is nailing Troy Joseph with shots and sends him for the ride in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:That sent Justin Credible for a ride…
Mark:Justin Credible is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Justin Credible is staggering back up in to the corner…
Mark:Clayton Thomas is now trying to get him up and over the top rope…
Rhino:You can see that he is holding on to the ropes as best as he can right now…
Mark:Justin Credible is close to going over…
Rhino:Here comes RVD…
Mark:From behind RVD nails Clayton Thomas…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam just saved his tag team partner right there…
Mark:RVD is now trying to get rid of Clayton Thomas…
Rhino:Clayton Thomas is trying to wrap his legs around the ropes…
Mark:Its his only chance at survival if he is able to do so…
Rhino:He is doing it right now…
Mark:Justin Credible is back up on to his feet… Troy Joseph spins him around… STUNNER!
Rhino:Well Justin Credible wasn’t expecting to be hit by the Stunner…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now grabbing Justin Credible and is trying to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:Justin Credible is screaming for help right now…
Mark:Rob Van Dam once again saves his tag team partner…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(Whiplash’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Rhino:Coming in at number twenty is another Royal Rumble Veteran Whiplash!
Mark:Whiplash comes right in to the ring and goes right after Clayton Thomas…
Rhino:Clayton Thomas is trying to get himself together…
Mark:Whiplash charges at Clayton Thomas… Clayton Thomas ducks… Back Body Drop! Whiplash goes flying over the top rope…
Pa Announcer:Whiplash has been eliminated…
Rhino:Well Whiplash’s run this year didn’t last very long…
Mark:No it did not…
Rhino:Well I guess its back to training for Whiplash for another attempt at a comeback next year…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now going after Clayton Thomas…
Rhino:El Presidente is trying to get him out of the ring…
Mark:Troy Joseph is trying to fight off Rob Van Dam and Justin Credible right now…
Rhino:They are close to dumping him out of the ring…
Mark:Troy Joseph with right hands and he is able to get rid of both men…
Rhino:Troy Joseph has his feet back on the ground…
Mark:Troy Joseph with right hands to Justin Credible and now hooks him up… DDT!
Rhino:Justin Credible is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:Well Justin Credible has been laid out…
Mark:Troy Joseph turns around… Spin Heel Kick! By Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:Justin Credible gets laid out but Rob Van Dam returns the favor and nails Troy Joseph right in the face with a big time kick…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is now bringing him to the ropes and is once again trying to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:The crowd is excited as we are about to see who drew number twenty one…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Wreck” plays as Cactus Jack enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Cactus Jack!
Mark:The Hardcore Legend Cactus Jack has hit the ring…
Rhino:People better watch out for the Bang Bang…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around and walks in to straight right hands by Cactus Jack…
Rhino:Cactus Jack is just backing him up in to the corner with those hard right hands…
Mark:He is just laying them in right now…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Cactus Jack nails him with right hands and knocks him down in the corner…
Rhino:Cactus Jack is lining him up…
Mark:Running Knee! Right to the face of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Did you see his neck snap back?
Mark:I sure did…
Rhino:Cactus Jack is rolling right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:Double Arm DDT! By Cactus Jack!
Rhino:Bang Bang says Cactus Jack…
Mark:From behind Clayton Thomas grabs Cactus Jack and has him hanging over the top rope…
Rhino:Cactus Jack is trying to hang on right now…
Mark:Can the Hardcore Legend do so?
Rhino:He is trying his best right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph with a rake of the eyes and is now able to get back in to the ring…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now hammering Rob Van Dam in the corner…
Mark:Justin Credible is back up on to his feet and he nails Troy Joseph from behind…
Rhino:Justin Credible and RVD go back to trying to get Troy Joseph out of the ring…
Mark:This has been one hell of a Royal Rumble so far Rhino…
Rhino:It sure has… Im just waiting to see who draws number twenty two…
Mark:It sounds like we are about to find out right now…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Voodoo Child” plays as Hollywood Hogan enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Hollywood Hulk Hogan!
Mark:We are in Hollywood and that’s why we are seeing Hollywood Hogan!
Rhino:Listen to the crowd erupt to their feet…
Mark:Hollywood Hogan slowly walks down to the ring…
Rhino:You could feel the roof come off the place when his music hit…
Mark:Hollywood Hogan is in the ring… Lone Jobber is the first one to meet him… Lone Jobber goes for a right hand… Blocked… Right hand by Hollywood Hogan…
Rhino:Big right hand that was that knocked Lone Jobber off of his feet…
Mark:Cactus Jack now goes after Hogan… Hogan blocks and now sends Cactus Jack off in to the ropes… BIG BOOT!
Rhino:Hollywood Hogan isnt done…
Mark:Hollywood Hogan comes off the ropes… LEG DROP! CONNECTS!
Rhino:What a big leg drop that was…I hope he didn’t break a hip…
Mark:Hollywood Hogan is now trying to get Cactus Jack out of the ring…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is trying to still survive in the corner…
Mark:Rob Van Dam and Justin Credible have been doing a number to him tonight…
Rhino:Clayton Thomas is now helping Hollywood Hogan to get rid of Cactus Jack…
Mark:Cactus Jack is hanging on barely right now…
Rhino:You never know who you will see in a Royal Rumble as we have already been surprised by Jeremy Piven and now Hollywood Hogan…
Mark:That leads everyone to wonder who will be next…
Rhino:Do you think Dick Bush is going to make a return this year?
Mark:I think Dick Bush is long retired…
Rhino:Well damn… I always liked Dick Bush…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Hit The Floor” plays as Johnny Legion enters the arena…)
Rhino:The Legion is Here!
Mark:Johnny Leigon is here and is ready to make a name for himself here in this years Royal Rumble…
Rhino:Johnny Legion and Lone Jobber are face to face in the center of the ring…
Mark:Johnny Legion is offering a handshake to Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Are they making up after all of these years…
Mark:Will Lone Jobber shake his hand that is the question…
Rhino:If I were Lone Jobber I dont know if I could trust Johnny Legion…
Mark:Lone Jobber shakes Johnny Legion’s hand…
Rhino:Well this could be an interesting pairing…
Mark:Wait a second… Lone Jobber pulls him close… Kick to the midsection… HERTIAGE!
Rhino:Well I guess Johnny Legion couldn’t trust Lone Jobber…
Mark:I guess not…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Cactus Jack rolls back in to the ring…
Rhino:Johnny Legion is staggering back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber tosses Johnny Legion over the top rope and Johnny Legion has been eliminated…
Pa Announcer:Johnny Legion has been eliminated…
Rhino:Clayton Thomas now goes after Lone Jobber…
Mark:Clayton Thomas is trying to eliminate Lone Jobber right now…
Rhino:You can see Lone Jobber is struggling to hang on right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph just nailed Justin Credible with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Kick to the back of the head by RVD…
Mark:Well that stopped Troy Joseph’s momentum once again…
Rhino:This is such a gruling match up…
Mark:It truly takes a lot of everyone who is in it…
Rhino:It sure does…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Unstable” plays Ultimate Warrior enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its The Ultimate Warrior!
Mark:Well business is now going to pick up right here…
Rhino:Look at the look on Hollywood Hogan’s face…
Mark:Its like he has seen a ghost…
Rhino:I think he has…
Mark:The Ultimate Warrior runs right in to the ring and is now face to face in the center of the ring with Hollywood Hogan…
Rhino:Everyone knows the story between these two…
Mark:Hollywood Hogan goes for a right hand…
Rhino:It has no effect on Warrior…
Mark:Hollywood Hogan goes for another right hand…
Rhino:Still no effect…
Mark:Ultimate Warrior taunts Hulk Hogan and now nails him with right hands…
Rhino:He is backing him up in to the ropes…
Mark:Ultimate Warrior whips Hollywood Hogan in to the ropes… Flying Shoulder Tackle! By The Ultimate Warrior…
Rhino:That took Hollywood Hogan right off of his feet…
Mark:Hollywood Hogan is now staggering up to his feet by the ropes…
Rhino:Here comes Warrior…
Mark:Ultimate Warrior is trying to get Hollywood Hogan out of the ring…
Rhino:Hollywood Hogan is barely hanging on…
Mark:Look out… From behind… Lone Jobber charges and he lifts both men over the top rope and they both hit the floor…
Pa Announcer:Hollywood Hogan and Ultimate Warrior have been eliminated…
Rhino:Now that was a big double elimination by the former EWA World Champion Lone Jobber…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Fake It” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Alexis Laree is in the ring and she goes right for Lone Jobber… Alexis Laree charges… Running Headscissors!
Rhino:Nicely done right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers back up on to his feet in the corner… Alexis Laree climbs the ropes and lays in with right hands…
Rhino:Look at her go right there…
Mark:Ten straight right hands by the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggeirng out of the corner…
Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker! By Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:Clayton Thomas charges and nails her with a clothesline…
Rhino:That clothesline took her head off…
Mark:The EWA Womens Champion is now slow to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Clayton Thomas is lining her up…
Mark:Running Clothesline! No! Alexis Laree ducks… Clayton Thomas turns around… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:What a kick that was…
Mark:That knocked Clayton Thomas back in to the ropes…
Rhino:Alexis Laree isnt done…
Mark:Dropkick! By Alexis Laree and Clayton Thomas goes over the top rope…
Pa Announcer:Clayton Thomas has been eliminated…
Rhino:Cactus Jack is behind Alexis Laree..
Mark:Cactus Jack tosses Alexis Laree over the top rope…
Rhino:Alexis Laree hung on and rolls back in to the ring…
Mark:Very close near fall right there for the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:She is able to slide back in to the ring…
Mark:Cactus Jack is now going after Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Can Cactus Jack get rid of Lone Jobber?
Mark:Lone Jobber is doing his best to hang on right now…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Who I am” plays as Chyna enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the Ninth Wonder of the World Chyna…
Mark:Well this should be interesting right here…
Rhino:Chyna is going right after Alexis Laree..
Mark:Chyna with a couple of shots and now hooks up Alexis Laree.. Suplex! No!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is able to get out of the suplex…
Mark:Chyna turns around and she walks right in to a right hand from Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree whips her off in to the ropes… Thez Press!
Rhino:Look at Alexis Laree open up on the Ninth Wonder of the World…
Mark:Right now Chyna is staggering back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is setting her up…
Mark:LAREE DDT! NO!
Rhino:Chyna blocked it…
Mark:Chyna with a couple of knees to the midsection and now slams her straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Chyna is setting her up in position right now…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is in trouble…
Mark:Chyna lifts her up high in the air with a Press Slam…
Rhino:Where will she drop her?
Mark:Alexis Laree fights out of it…
Rhino:How did she do that?
Mark:Alexis Laree charges… Running Headscissors!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber just rolled back in to the ring after almost being thrown out by Cactus Jack…
Rhino:Chyna is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree lines her up… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:That kick knocked Chyna over the top rope…
Mark:Chyna lands on the apron… Alexis Laree charges… Baseball Slide and she fully knocks Chyna out of the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Battle without Honor” plays Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the former EWA World and Womens Champion Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Megumi Kudo goes right after Alexis Laree… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:What a DDT that was by Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Alexis Laree was planted after that DDT…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now trying to eliminate Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree is hanging on for her life right now…
Rhino:Double Clothesline!
Mark:Rob Van Dam and Justin Credible just got laid out by that Double Clothesline from Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now trying to get rid of Justin Credible…
Mark:Justin Credible is hanging on for his life right now…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam cant save him right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph has Justin Credible on the edge right now…
Rhino:You can see that he is struggling to stay in the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber has Cactus Jack just about to go over…
Rhino:Im surprised Cactus Jack has been able to hang on this long…
Mark:Im more surprised at how long Troy Joseph has lasted in this match up…
Rhino:He has been in the ring quite a long time…
Mark:This is one hell of a Royal Rumble so far and there are still three more people to come…
Rhino:We know who one of them will be… The other two… No ideas…
Mark:That’s what makes the Royal Rumble so unpredictable… You never know who will come out next…
Rhino:Speaking of…
Mark:It sounds like we are going to find out who number twenty eight is going to be…
Rhino:Alexis Laree slides back in to the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“We’re Not Gonna Take It” plays as David Arquette enters the arena…)
Rhino:Are you kidding me? David Arquette…
Mark:Like we just mention you never know who is going to be in this match up…
Rhino:But David Arquette?
Mark:He is a former WCW Champion… So he has more of a wrestling background than Jeremy Piven did…
Rhino:That’s a good point…
Mark:David Arquette climbs right up on to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like he is going to fly…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around… Flying Crossbody! Connects by David Arquette!
Rhino:David Arquette is proud of himself after hitting that move on Lone Jobber…
Mark:David Arquette is now taunting Alexis Laree…
Rhino:David I dont think that’s a good idea…
Mark:David Arquette charges at Alexis Laree and goes for a clothesline… Alexis Laree ducks… David Arquette turns around… Thez Press!
Rhino:She is laying in the right hands to the former WCW Champion…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now grabbing David Arquette by the head and she tosses him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:David Arquette has been eliminated…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree is lining up Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:LAREE DDT! By Alexis Laree…
Rhino:She just planted Megumi Kudo with that DDT…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now trying to get Megumi Kudo out of the ring…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Lone Jobber from behind and he tosses the EWA Womens Champion Alexis Laree and Megumi Kudo out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Alexis Laree and Megumi Kudo have been eliminated…
Rhino:Its the same move he did to Hogan and Warrior earlier in the match up…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
Rhino:Its Sabu!
Mark:Sabu is coming in to this match up as Number Twenty Nine…
Rhino:Sabu goes right after Lone Jobber…
Mark:Sabu with shots to Lone Jobber and now slams him down to the canvas… Spinning Leg Drop! By Sabu….
Rhino:Cactus Jack is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Cactus Jack charges and gets laid out by Sabu…
Rhino:Sabu is now dragging Cactus Jack back in to the corner…
Mark:Running Dropkick! By Sabu in the corner…
Rhino:Sabu is now trying to get rid of Cactus Jack…
Mark:Cactus Jack is once again trying to survive right now…
Rhino:We are getting to the end of this match up as there is only one man left to enter…
Mark:And everyone in the arena knows who it is going to be…
Rhino:You would have to think that he is chomping at the bit to come out and destroy some people…
Mark:Without question…
Rhino:So the next minute is going to be the longest minute in the life of Goldberg…
Mark:Well Goldberg won the right to enter thirty and this is going to be a huge advantage for the monster…
Rhino:I wonder what is going through the minds of the people in the ring right now…
Mark:What do you mean?
Rhino:They have to know that Goldberg is next…
Mark:This is a good point…
Rhino:Listen to the fans… They are ready….
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Invasion” plays as Goldberg enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its GOLDBERG!
Mark:Goldberg charges in to the ring…
Rhino:Sabu is the first one to meet him…
Mark:SPEAR! By Goldberg on Sabu…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:SPEAR! to Cactus Jack!
Rhino:The Monster is unleashed right now…
Mark:Rob Van Dam and Justin Credible charge at Goldberg… Double Clothesline… Ducked… Double Clothesline by Goldberg!
Rhino:Goldberg is unstoppable right now…
Mark:Sabu is back up on to his feet… Goldberg lifts him up in the air and tosses him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Sabu has been eliminated…
Rhino:Here comes Cactus Jack…
Mark:Goldberg grabs Cactus Jack by the head and tosses him out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Cactus Jack has been eliminated…
Rhino:Goldberg has now set his eyes on Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering around… SPEAR! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber moved out of the way…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to get rid of Goldberg…
Rhino:Hes trying to…
Mark:Goldberg is hanging on though…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam has staggered back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph charges at Rob Van Dam… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:That planted Rob Van Dam…
Mark:Troy Joseph grabs Rob Van Dam now and tosses him out of the irng…
Pa Announcer:Rob Van Dam has been eliminated…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:Superkick! No!
Rhino:Troy Joseph saw that superkick coming…
Mark:STUNNER! By the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Justin Credible is staggering around…
Mark:Goldberg just fought his way back in to the ring…
Rhino:Troy Joseph has Justin Credible…
Mark:Justin Credible gets tossed over the top rope…
Pa Announcer:Justin Credible has been eliminated…
Rhino:We are down to the final three…
Mark:Who will it be… Goldberg… Lone Jobber or Troy Joseph…
Rhino:One these men will win the rumble…
Mark:Lone Jobber and Troy Joseph are trading shots right now… Lone Jobber kicks Troy Joseph in the midsection… THE GIMMICK! NO!
Rhino:Troy Joseph ducked it…
Mark:Look out…
Rhino:Goldberg is back up…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Goldberg got all of that spear…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Goldberg is looking to put him away…
Mark:Goldberg hooks him up… JACKHAMMER! NO!
Rhino:Troy Joseph blocks it…
Mark:Troy Joseph sends Goldberg in to the corner…
Rhino:Goldberg is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:STUNNER!
Rhino:Goldberg is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Troy Joseph charges… Running Clothesline! Goldberg goes over the top rope…
Pa Announcer:Goldberg has been eliminated…
Rhino:We are down to two…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges at Troy Joseph…. Running Clothesline… No! Troy Joseph ducks and back drops Lone Jobber over the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber lands on the apron…
Mark:Troy Joseph charges… Lone Jobber drives his shoulder in to the midsection of Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is spinning around…
Mark:Lone Jobber lines him up… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs Troy Joseph and now tosses him over the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber believes he has won…
Mark:Troy Joseph is holding on to the ropes…
Rhino:He was so close to being eliminated…
Mark:Troy Joseph rolls back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges… THE GIMMICK! DUCKED!
Rhino:Lone Jobber missed it…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers up on to his feet… Troy Joseph grabs him by the head and tosses him over the top rope… Its… Not Over!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is hanging on…
Mark:Troy Joseph turns around… Lone Jobber skins the cat…
Rhino:Troy Joseph grabs him…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets his legs around the head of Troy Joseph… Headscissors… Lone Jobber hangs on… Troy Joseph goes over… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just won the 2011 Royal Rumble…
Mark:Holy Hell that was one hell of a match up…
Rhino:What a battle…
Mark:At the end of the day… Lone Jobber wins the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:Such a great effort by everyone in this match up… Especially Troy Joseph…
Mark:Troy Joseph gave it his all… But it is Lone Jobber who is leaving here as the winner of the Royal Rumble… As we now get set for our Main Event….
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Steel Cage Match
Alan Matthews(c) vs Triple H
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Steel Cage Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing First… The Challenger… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“David De La Hoz” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Both men are in the center of the ring looking at their surroundings…
Rhino:They both know what is at stake here tonight and that’s the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Triple H was scheduled to defend the tag team titles here at May-Hem but because of what happened with the British Revolution that did not happen…
Rhino:Now hes in the Main Event for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Triple H strikes first with a right hands… Alan Matthews comes back with an uppercut…
Rhino:Triple H comes back with another right hand…
Mark:Alan Matthews comes back with another hard uppercut and it knocked Triple H backwards… Triple H comes back with a big right hand and it knocked Alan Matthews back in to the ropes…
Rhino:They are just trading hard shots back and forth…
Mark:Triple H nails Alan Matthews with a right hand again and now sends Alan Matthews for a ride in to the ropes…Running High Knee! By Triple H…
Rhino:That took Alan Matthews off of his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets back up on to his feet… Triple H backs Alan Matthews up in to the corner…
Rhino:Triple H is laying in chops…
Mark:Triple H now whips Alan Matthews off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Triple H lays him out with a short arm clothesline!
Rhino:The Game right now is taking it to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H has him lined up…
Mark:Triple H scoops up Alan Matthews and rams him head first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is staggering backwards…
Mark:Neckbreaker! By The Game laying out Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Triple H is now looking to begin to climb out of the cage…
Mark:Triple H is getting up the cage…
Rhino:Will Alan Matthews be able to stop Triple H?
Mark:Triple H is getting close to the top of the cage…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews grabs the leg of Triple H and pulls Triple H down off the cage…
Rhino:Triple H just went face first in to the top rope…
Mark:Triple H is staggering around dazed… Alan Matthews goes behind Triple H… German Release Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now gathering himself right now…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews grabs Triple H by the head and rams him head first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Alan Matthews isnt done…
Mark:Alan Matthews throws Triple H head first in to the other side of the cage…
Rhino:Triple H is being bounced back and forth between cage walls right now…
Mark:Triple H dazed on his feet… Alan Matthews hook up Triple H… Double Underhook Suplex!
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is in control right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now looking to do more damage to the challenger…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews kicks Triple H in the midsection… Tiger Bomb!
Rhino:Triple H has been left laying in the ring right now…
Mark:The EWA World Champion has Triple H right where he wants him and that’s laid out in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now going to climb out of the cage…
Mark:Alan Matthews wants to get out of the cage and leave May-Hem as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is getting close to the top of the cage…
Mark:Triple H is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Game is trying to climb up after Alan Matthews…
Mark:Triple H grabs on to Alan Matthews and stops him from getting his leg up over the cage…
Rhino:Triple H pulls him down on to the top rope…
Mark:Both men are now standing on the top rope… Triple H goes to ram Alan Matthews head in to the cage… Alan Matthews blocks…And Alan Matthews rams Triple H’s head in to the side of the cage…
Rhino:Owww!
Mark:Triple H just went crotch first on to the top rope…
Rhino:That has to hurt…
Mark:Alan Matthews pulls Triple H up… Belly to Belly Suplex off the top rope!
Rhino:What a move by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:The Game is laid out in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Alan Matthews wants to put Triple H away once and for all right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews now hooks up Triple H… DEADLY DRIVER! NO!
Rhino:Triple H escapes out of it…
Mark:Triple H shoves Alan Matthews in to the cage…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is staggering around backwards…
Mark:Triple H spins Alan Matthews around… DDT!
Rhino:Both men are down right now…
Mark:Who will leave May-Hem as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion?
Rhino:Both men are now trying to get back up on to their feet right now…
Mark:Triple H is the first one back up…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is back up on to his feet as well…
Mark:Triple H with a right hand… Alan Matthews with a right hand…
Rhino:They are firing back…
Mark:Alan Matthews with Triple H in to the ropes… Alan Matthews ducks his head… Triple H puts on the breaks… Knee Buster!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is staggering around…
Mark:Triple H spins Alan Matthews around… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Alan Matthews has been drilled right in to the mat…
Mark:Triple H wants to get out of the cage right now…
Rhino:You can see that Triple H can feel the EWA World Heavyweight Championship in his grasp…
Mark:Triple H is now beginning a slow climb up the cage…
Rhino:Alan Matthews isnt moving yet…
Mark:Triple H is getting closer to the top of the cage…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now slowly moving around…
Mark:Triple H is trying to pull himself over the top of the cage…
Rhino:He is almost there…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets up the cage and grabs on to the leg of Triple H…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is pulling Triple H back in to the ring…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now setting up Triple H…
Rhino:What is he going to do here?
Mark:SUPERPLEX!
Rhino:Both men are once again down in the center of the ring…
Mark:That was a big move by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now trying to get back up…
Mark:Triple H is slow to get back up…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now waiting for Triple H to get back up…
Mark:Alan Matthews is ready to put Triple H away right now…
Rhino:You know whats coming here?
Mark:DEADLY DRIVER! NO!
Rhino:Triple H gets out of it again…
Mark:Triple H with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Alan Matthews was planted…
Mark:Triple H is now trying to get out of the cage…
Rhino:He is crawling towards the cage door…
Mark:Triple H is yelling for the cage door to be opened right now…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is not moving…
Mark:Triple H is close to the door and is about to leave the cage…
Rhino:We are seconds away from crowning a New EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Triple H is crawling out the door…
Rhino:What The hell!
Mark:Its CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk just jumped the guardrail…
Mark:CM Punk slams the door right in the face of Triple H!
Rhino:Did you see his head get crushed?
Mark:I did…
Rhino:Triple H is not moving…
Mark:Alan Matthews is climbing up the cage wall…
Rhino:Triple H is not moving at all…
Mark:CM Punk is just staring at Triple H right now…
Rhino:He just screamed that was my shot…
Mark:Alan Matthews is climbing down the other side of the cage… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion ALAN MATTHEWS!
Rhino:CM Punk just screwed Triple H out of the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:At the end of the day though… Alan Matthews is leaving May-Hem…Still the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
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