Beach Brawl 2011
Mark:We are live at the Historic Boardwalk Hall here in Atlantic City, New Jersery… This is Beach Brawl…
Rhino:Oh I love coming to the beach…
Mark:We are a stones throw away from the beach and what a night of action that is lined up for everyone here tonight including our Main Event… Which will be for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship when Steve Austin challenges CM Punk…
Rhino:Can the Texas Rattlesnake dethrone CM Punk? We shall see tonight…
Mark:The bigger trouble is can CM Punk get back on track after losing to Triple H…
Rhino:Thats big too…
Mark:Also tonight the EWA Total Impact Championship will be on the line when Troy “The Rampage” Joseph defends against Benjamin J. Franklin…
Rhino:Will the reign of Troy Joseph continue on? Or will Benjamin J. Franklin put an end to his reign…
Mark:Those questions will be answered tonight… As we get set for our opening contest here at Beach Brawl…
Goldberg vs Johnny Blaze
Pa Announcer:This opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From New York City, New York… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… JOHNNY BLAZE!
(“Smoke 2 Joints” plays as Johnny Blaze enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Atlanta, Georgia… Weighing in at 285 Pounds… GOLDBERG!
(“Invasion” plays as Goldberg enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and the opening contest here at Beach Brawl is under way… Johnny Blaze locks up with Goldberg… Goldberg shoves him right back in to the ropes…
Rhino:Johnny Blaze didn’t like that…
Mark:Johnny Blaze charges at Goldberg… Goldberg lifts him up in to the air…
Rhino:Press Slam coming…
Mark:Johnny Blaze rakes the eyes of Goldberg and escapes… Johnny Blaze springs off the ropes… Crossbody! Connects! Right in to a cover by Johnny Blaze 1……………2………. Kickout by Goldberg…
Rhino:Goldberg is getting right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Johnny Blaze nails Goldberg with a dropkick and it knocks him back in to the corner…Johnny Blaze charges and connects with a Monkey Flip!
Rhino:Johnny Blaze is using his speed to his advantage right now…
Mark:Johnny Blaze now quickly heads up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Goldberg is getting back up…
Mark:Johnny Blaze comes off the top rope and nails Goldberg with a Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice dropkick right there…
Mark:Johnny Blaze covers Goldberg 1………………..2………………Kickout by Goldberg…
Rhino:Goldberg is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Goldberg is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Johnny Blaze…
Mark:Johnny Blaze hooks up Goldberg… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:Johnny Blaze is taking it to Goldberg right now…
Mark:Johnny Blaze covers Goldberg 1………………..2…………….3…..No! Goldberg kicks out…
Rhino:Goldberg is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Johnny Blaze scoops up and slams Goldberg down to the canvas…
Rhino:Johnny Blaze is now on the outside on the ring apron…
Mark:Springboard Leg Drop! No!
Rhino:Goldberg rolled out of the way…
Mark:Johnny Blaze is now staggering up on to his feet… Goldberg nails Johnny Blaze with right hands…
Rhino:He is now laying in the shots…
Mark:Goldberg whips Johnny Blaze off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Goldberg is now starting to take back control of this match up…
Mark:Goldberg covers Johnny Blaze 1…………………2…………..Kickout by Johnny Blaze…
Rhino:Johnny Blaze is now struggling…
Mark:Goldberg lines up Johnny Blaze and nails him with a Superkick!
Rhino:Goldberg could have just knocked out Johnny Blaze…
Mark:Goldberg covers Johnny Blaze 1…………….2…………..3………No!
Rhino:Johnny Blaze barely got his shoulder up right there…
Mark:Johnny Blaze is staggering up in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Goldberg…
Mark:Goldberg charges with a running clothesline! No!
Rhino:Johnny Blaze moved out of the way…
Mark:Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of Goldberg…
Rhino:Goldberg is staggering around dazed…
Mark:Johnny Blaze is now hooking up Goldberg… UP IN SMOKE! NO! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Goldberg countered…
Mark:Johnny Blaze is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Goldberg…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Goldberg hit a big time spear right there…
Mark:Goldberg is now calling for the end right now…
Rhino:Johnny Blaze looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:JACKHAMMER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Goldberg covers Johnny Blaze 1………………………2……………………3…………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner GOLDBERG!
Rhino:Goldberg gets back on the winning track here tonight at Beach Brawl…
Mark:Still to come tonight the EWA World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line when Stone Cold Steve Austin challenges CM Punk for the gold… But its back to the ring for more action…
Lone Jobber vs PyroManiAxe
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From the Lotus Pod… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… PYROMANIAXE!
(“Assassins” plays as as PyroManiAxe enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go…PyroManiAxe nails Lone Jobber with straight right hands…
Rhino:He is really laying them in…
Mark:PyroManiAxe whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Spin Kick!
Rhino:That took Lone Jobber right off of his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers back up on to his feet… PyroManiAxe charges at Lone Jobber and clotheslines Lone Jobber over the top rope and to the outsider he goes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet on the outside of the ring…
Mark:PyroManiAxe launches himself over the top rope and lands right down on to Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Big move right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe rolls Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is now up on the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers back up on to his feet… Flying Crossbody! Connects! PyroManiAxe goes right in to the cover 1………………2……………Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Right now PyroManiAxe is taking it to Lone Jobber…
Mark:PyroManiAxe scoops up Lone Jobber and slams him right down to the canvas…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe gave Lone Jobber a hard stomp right to the chest…
Mark:PyroManiAxe heads up on to the top rope… Frog Splash! Connects!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe connected with that Frog Splash…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Lone Jobber 1…………………2………………….Kickout again by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:It seems like PyroManiAxe is one step ahead of Lone Jobber…
Mark:PyroManiAxe whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:Big dropkick right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Lone Jobber again 1………………..2………………..3… No….Kickout by Lone Jobber once again…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is struggling right now…
Mark:PyroManiAxe scoops Lone Jobber back up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is heading back up on to the top rope…
Mark:360 Moonsault Splash! No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber moved out of the way…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is now staggering around… Lone Jobber hooks him up and nails him with a DDT!
Rhino:Both men are down right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to shake off the attacks from PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is slow to get back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber with right hands and now sends PyroManiAxe off in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Lone Jobber…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is now staggering out of the corner… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Lone Jobber drove him right in to the canvas…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers PyroManiAxe 1…………….2………….Kickout by PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is now trying to get back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber lines up PyroManiAxe… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers PyroManiAxe 1…………………..2……………3…….NO!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe got his shoulder up right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is now struggling to get back up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now getting him in position…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up PyroManiAxe… THE HERITAGE! NO! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe was able to counter it…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is lining him up…
Mark:SPEAR! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber moved out of the way…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is now staggering around…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has him lined up…
Mark:THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit it…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers PyroManiAxe 1……………………2……………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets the victory here at Beach Brawl…
Mark:Still to come tonight the EWA Total Impact Championship will be on the line when Benjamin J. Franklin challenges Troy “The Rampage” Joseph for the gold… But its back to the ring for more action…
Alexis Laree vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first….From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…ALEXIS LAREE!
(“All I do is Win” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Alexis Laree goes to lock up with The Rock… The Rock quickly powers her right back in to the ropes…
Rhino:Clean break by the referee…
Mark:Alexis Laree just slapped The Rock right across the face…
Rhino:The Rock is laughing it off…
Mark:Alexis Laree just slapped The Rock once again…
Rhino:The Rock keeps laughing at it…
Mark:Alexis Laree goes for another slap… The Rock grabs her by the arm and stops her…The Rock grabs her by the hair and tosses her in to the corner…
Rhino:The Rock is now going after her in the corner…
Mark:The Rock goes for a right hand… Alexis Laree ducks the right hand… Alexis Laree now chops The Rock across the chest…
Rhino:She is laying in the chops…
Mark:Alexis Laree with an irish whip… The Rock with a reversal and Alexis Laree goes hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:The Rock eyes her up… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:Alexis Laree dropped right in to the mat with that Samoan Drop…
Mark:The Rock covers Alexis Laree 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion Alexis Laree is slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:The Rock hooks up Alexis Laree and nails her with a Suplex…
Rhino:The Rock is taking his time right now…
Mark:You can see that Alexis Laree might have bitten off more than she could chew…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now trying to get back up…
Mark:The Rock whips Alexis Laree back in to the corner… The Rock charges in…. Alexis Laree gets her boots up…
Rhino:The Rock is now spinning around…
Mark:Alexis Laree comes out of the corner… Running Head Scissors!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet… Alexis Laree charges and nails him with another Running Head Scissors!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is using her speed right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now up on the middle rope… Flying Forearm Shot!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers The Rock 1………………….2………………..Kickout by The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:The Rock is in trouble…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Caught!
Rhino:Alexis Laree got caught and is now in a bad position…
Mark:The Rock slams her straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Rock is now standing over Alexis Laree…
Mark:He is laying in some trash talk…
Rhino:She is trying to crawl to the ropes right now…
Mark:The Rock is telling her to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:It seems like The Rock is ready to put her away…
Mark:The Rock is now stalking her…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:ROCK BOTTOM! NO! DDT!
Rhino:What a counter by Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers The Rock 1……………………2……………….3…………NO!
Rhino:The Rock kicked out…
Mark:Alexis Laree almost stole the victory right there…
Rhino:Both Alexis Laree and The Rock are getting back up…
Mark:Alexis Laree lines up The Rock… CHICK KICK! NO!
Rhino:The Rock saw it coming…
Mark:Big Clothesline!
Rhino:The Rock ran her over with that big clothesline…
Mark:The Rock is now waiting for her to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:You know what The Rock has in mind right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree staggers back up on to her feet… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Alexis Laree looks to be out of it right now…
Mark:The Rock is now standing over Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Look at the ramp…
Mark:That’s William Steele…
Rhino:Steele is walking down to the ring…
Mark:The Rock is looking right at him…
Rhino:It looks like The Rock is ready to hit the peoples elbow…
Mark:The Rock throws the elbow pad off right at the direction of Steele… The Rock comes off the ropes… PEOPLES ELBOW!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:The Rock goes for the cover…
Rhino:Steele is up on the apron…
Mark:The Referee is distracted by Steele…
Rhino:The Rock is now yelling at the referee and getting up in the face of Steele…
Mark:Steele just said to The Rock…What are you going to do?
Rhino:The Rock smirks at Steele…
Mark:The Rock goes for a right hand… Steele jumps off the apron as The Rock misses…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is up…
Mark:The Rock is trash talking Steele…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:SCHOOL GIRL! 1…………………2……………….3………….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Alexis Laree just upset The Rock…
Mark:The Rock can not believe it…
Rhino:Alexis Laree just beat the Peoples Champion…
Mark:The Rock is upset at this situation…
Rhino:Steele seems happy…
Mark:Alexis Laree seems happy…
Rhino:But is all well with that relationship…
Mark:We shall see… But its back to the ring for more action…
Alan Matthews vs “Shooter” Dave McGavin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first…From Fort Lee, New Jersey… Weighing in at 202 Pounds… Shooter DAVE McGAVIN!
(“Calffornia Dreamin” plays as Dave McGavin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“David De La Hoz” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Alan Matthews and Dave McGavin lock up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both men are battling for position…
Mark:Dave McGavin with a side headlock on Alan Matthews… Alan Matthews fights right out of it and nails Dave McGavin with a Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Alan Matthews dropped him on his head…
Mark:Alan Matthews now hooks up Dave McGavin and nails him with a Snap Suplex…
Rhino:Dave McGavin gets back up…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks him right back up… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge 1………………..2……………Kickout by Dave McGavin…
Rhino:Dave McGavin is slower to get back up on to his feet after that suplex…
Mark:Alan Matthews with a couple of uppercuts and is now backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:He is really laying in those uppercuts…
Mark:Alan Matthews with a couple of more uppercuts in the corner…
Rhino:He really laid them in…
Mark:Alan Matthews now puts Dave McGavin up on the top rope…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now climbing the ropes…
Mark:Alan Matthews goes to hook him up… Dave McGavin blocks and nails Alan Matthews with a headbutt and knocks him off the top rope…
Rhino:Alan Matthews gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Double Axe Handle! By Dave McGavin…
Rhino:He caught him good with that shot…
Mark:Dave McGavin covers Alan Matthews 1……………..2…………Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now struggling…
Mark:Dave McGavin with a couple of kicks to the midsection of Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Those kicks really look like they hit square on…
Mark:Dave McGavin now hooks up Alan Matthews… Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Dave McGavin covers Alan Matthews again 1……………….2……………Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now slow to get back up…
Mark:Dave McGavin hooks him up… Tiger Suplex!
Rhino:What a suplex right there…
Mark:Cover 1…………….2……….3…..NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews got his shoulder up…
Mark:Dave McGavin is now waiting for Alan Matthews to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The former EWA World Champion looks to be out of it right now..
Mark:Dave McGavin is now hooking up Alan Matthews… Inverted DDT! No!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is blocking it…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets out of it and now whips Dave McGavin off in to the ropes… Powerslam! By Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Dave McGavin is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is setting him up…
Mark:German Release Suplex!
Rhino:Big suplex right there…
Mark:Dave McGavin is now trying to get back up…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is positioning him…
Mark:DIRECT HIT!
Rhino:Alan Matthews connected with that move…
Mark:The Former EWA World Champion isnt wasting any time…
Rhino:Dave McGavin staggers to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews sets him up… DEADLY DRIVER!
Rhino:That’s it!
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Dave McGavin 1…………………..2…………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALAN MATTHEWS!
Rhino:A strong victory right there by Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews continues to get back on the winning track… But now its time for our first title match here at Beach Brawl…
Mark:We are live at the Historic Boardwalk Hall here in Atlantic City, New Jersery… This is Beach Brawl…
Rhino:Oh I love coming to the beach…
Mark:We are a stones throw away from the beach and what a night of action that is lined up for everyone here tonight including our Main Event… Which will be for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship when Steve Austin challenges CM Punk…
Rhino:Can the Texas Rattlesnake dethrone CM Punk? We shall see tonight…
Mark:The bigger trouble is can CM Punk get back on track after losing to Triple H…
Rhino:Thats big too…
Mark:Also tonight the EWA Total Impact Championship will be on the line when Troy “The Rampage” Joseph defends against Benjamin J. Franklin…
Rhino:Will the reign of Troy Joseph continue on? Or will Benjamin J. Franklin put an end to his reign…
Mark:Those questions will be answered tonight… As we get set for our opening contest here at Beach Brawl…
Goldberg vs Johnny Blaze
Pa Announcer:This opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From New York City, New York… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… JOHNNY BLAZE!
(“Smoke 2 Joints” plays as Johnny Blaze enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Atlanta, Georgia… Weighing in at 285 Pounds… GOLDBERG!
(“Invasion” plays as Goldberg enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and the opening contest here at Beach Brawl is under way… Johnny Blaze locks up with Goldberg… Goldberg shoves him right back in to the ropes…
Rhino:Johnny Blaze didn’t like that…
Mark:Johnny Blaze charges at Goldberg… Goldberg lifts him up in to the air…
Rhino:Press Slam coming…
Mark:Johnny Blaze rakes the eyes of Goldberg and escapes… Johnny Blaze springs off the ropes… Crossbody! Connects! Right in to a cover by Johnny Blaze 1……………2………. Kickout by Goldberg…
Rhino:Goldberg is getting right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Johnny Blaze nails Goldberg with a dropkick and it knocks him back in to the corner…Johnny Blaze charges and connects with a Monkey Flip!
Rhino:Johnny Blaze is using his speed to his advantage right now…
Mark:Johnny Blaze now quickly heads up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Goldberg is getting back up…
Mark:Johnny Blaze comes off the top rope and nails Goldberg with a Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice dropkick right there…
Mark:Johnny Blaze covers Goldberg 1………………..2………………Kickout by Goldberg…
Rhino:Goldberg is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Goldberg is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Johnny Blaze…
Mark:Johnny Blaze hooks up Goldberg… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:Johnny Blaze is taking it to Goldberg right now…
Mark:Johnny Blaze covers Goldberg 1………………..2…………….3…..No! Goldberg kicks out…
Rhino:Goldberg is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Johnny Blaze scoops up and slams Goldberg down to the canvas…
Rhino:Johnny Blaze is now on the outside on the ring apron…
Mark:Springboard Leg Drop! No!
Rhino:Goldberg rolled out of the way…
Mark:Johnny Blaze is now staggering up on to his feet… Goldberg nails Johnny Blaze with right hands…
Rhino:He is now laying in the shots…
Mark:Goldberg whips Johnny Blaze off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Goldberg is now starting to take back control of this match up…
Mark:Goldberg covers Johnny Blaze 1…………………2…………..Kickout by Johnny Blaze…
Rhino:Johnny Blaze is now struggling…
Mark:Goldberg lines up Johnny Blaze and nails him with a Superkick!
Rhino:Goldberg could have just knocked out Johnny Blaze…
Mark:Goldberg covers Johnny Blaze 1…………….2…………..3………No!
Rhino:Johnny Blaze barely got his shoulder up right there…
Mark:Johnny Blaze is staggering up in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Goldberg…
Mark:Goldberg charges with a running clothesline! No!
Rhino:Johnny Blaze moved out of the way…
Mark:Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of Goldberg…
Rhino:Goldberg is staggering around dazed…
Mark:Johnny Blaze is now hooking up Goldberg… UP IN SMOKE! NO! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Goldberg countered…
Mark:Johnny Blaze is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Goldberg…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Goldberg hit a big time spear right there…
Mark:Goldberg is now calling for the end right now…
Rhino:Johnny Blaze looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:JACKHAMMER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Goldberg covers Johnny Blaze 1………………………2……………………3…………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner GOLDBERG!
Rhino:Goldberg gets back on the winning track here tonight at Beach Brawl…
Mark:Still to come tonight the EWA World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line when Stone Cold Steve Austin challenges CM Punk for the gold… But its back to the ring for more action…
Lone Jobber vs PyroManiAxe
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From the Lotus Pod… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… PYROMANIAXE!
(“Assassins” plays as as PyroManiAxe enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go…PyroManiAxe nails Lone Jobber with straight right hands…
Rhino:He is really laying them in…
Mark:PyroManiAxe whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Spin Kick!
Rhino:That took Lone Jobber right off of his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers back up on to his feet… PyroManiAxe charges at Lone Jobber and clotheslines Lone Jobber over the top rope and to the outsider he goes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet on the outside of the ring…
Mark:PyroManiAxe launches himself over the top rope and lands right down on to Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Big move right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe rolls Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is now up on the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers back up on to his feet… Flying Crossbody! Connects! PyroManiAxe goes right in to the cover 1………………2……………Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Right now PyroManiAxe is taking it to Lone Jobber…
Mark:PyroManiAxe scoops up Lone Jobber and slams him right down to the canvas…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe gave Lone Jobber a hard stomp right to the chest…
Mark:PyroManiAxe heads up on to the top rope… Frog Splash! Connects!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe connected with that Frog Splash…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Lone Jobber 1…………………2………………….Kickout again by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:It seems like PyroManiAxe is one step ahead of Lone Jobber…
Mark:PyroManiAxe whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:Big dropkick right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Lone Jobber again 1………………..2………………..3… No….Kickout by Lone Jobber once again…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is struggling right now…
Mark:PyroManiAxe scoops Lone Jobber back up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is heading back up on to the top rope…
Mark:360 Moonsault Splash! No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber moved out of the way…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is now staggering around… Lone Jobber hooks him up and nails him with a DDT!
Rhino:Both men are down right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to shake off the attacks from PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is slow to get back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber with right hands and now sends PyroManiAxe off in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Lone Jobber…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is now staggering out of the corner… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Lone Jobber drove him right in to the canvas…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers PyroManiAxe 1…………….2………….Kickout by PyroManiAxe…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is now trying to get back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber lines up PyroManiAxe… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers PyroManiAxe 1…………………..2……………3…….NO!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe got his shoulder up right there…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is now struggling to get back up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now getting him in position…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up PyroManiAxe… THE HERITAGE! NO! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:PyroManiAxe was able to counter it…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:PyroManiAxe is lining him up…
Mark:SPEAR! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber moved out of the way…
Mark:PyroManiAxe is now staggering around…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has him lined up…
Mark:THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit it…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers PyroManiAxe 1……………………2……………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets the victory here at Beach Brawl…
Mark:Still to come tonight the EWA Total Impact Championship will be on the line when Benjamin J. Franklin challenges Troy “The Rampage” Joseph for the gold… But its back to the ring for more action…
Alexis Laree vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first….From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…ALEXIS LAREE!
(“All I do is Win” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Alexis Laree goes to lock up with The Rock… The Rock quickly powers her right back in to the ropes…
Rhino:Clean break by the referee…
Mark:Alexis Laree just slapped The Rock right across the face…
Rhino:The Rock is laughing it off…
Mark:Alexis Laree just slapped The Rock once again…
Rhino:The Rock keeps laughing at it…
Mark:Alexis Laree goes for another slap… The Rock grabs her by the arm and stops her…The Rock grabs her by the hair and tosses her in to the corner…
Rhino:The Rock is now going after her in the corner…
Mark:The Rock goes for a right hand… Alexis Laree ducks the right hand… Alexis Laree now chops The Rock across the chest…
Rhino:She is laying in the chops…
Mark:Alexis Laree with an irish whip… The Rock with a reversal and Alexis Laree goes hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:The Rock eyes her up… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:Alexis Laree dropped right in to the mat with that Samoan Drop…
Mark:The Rock covers Alexis Laree 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion Alexis Laree is slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:The Rock hooks up Alexis Laree and nails her with a Suplex…
Rhino:The Rock is taking his time right now…
Mark:You can see that Alexis Laree might have bitten off more than she could chew…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now trying to get back up…
Mark:The Rock whips Alexis Laree back in to the corner… The Rock charges in…. Alexis Laree gets her boots up…
Rhino:The Rock is now spinning around…
Mark:Alexis Laree comes out of the corner… Running Head Scissors!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet… Alexis Laree charges and nails him with another Running Head Scissors!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is using her speed right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now up on the middle rope… Flying Forearm Shot!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers The Rock 1………………….2………………..Kickout by The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:The Rock is in trouble…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Caught!
Rhino:Alexis Laree got caught and is now in a bad position…
Mark:The Rock slams her straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Rock is now standing over Alexis Laree…
Mark:He is laying in some trash talk…
Rhino:She is trying to crawl to the ropes right now…
Mark:The Rock is telling her to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:It seems like The Rock is ready to put her away…
Mark:The Rock is now stalking her…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:ROCK BOTTOM! NO! DDT!
Rhino:What a counter by Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers The Rock 1……………………2……………….3…………NO!
Rhino:The Rock kicked out…
Mark:Alexis Laree almost stole the victory right there…
Rhino:Both Alexis Laree and The Rock are getting back up…
Mark:Alexis Laree lines up The Rock… CHICK KICK! NO!
Rhino:The Rock saw it coming…
Mark:Big Clothesline!
Rhino:The Rock ran her over with that big clothesline…
Mark:The Rock is now waiting for her to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:You know what The Rock has in mind right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree staggers back up on to her feet… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Alexis Laree looks to be out of it right now…
Mark:The Rock is now standing over Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Look at the ramp…
Mark:That’s William Steele…
Rhino:Steele is walking down to the ring…
Mark:The Rock is looking right at him…
Rhino:It looks like The Rock is ready to hit the peoples elbow…
Mark:The Rock throws the elbow pad off right at the direction of Steele… The Rock comes off the ropes… PEOPLES ELBOW!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:The Rock goes for the cover…
Rhino:Steele is up on the apron…
Mark:The Referee is distracted by Steele…
Rhino:The Rock is now yelling at the referee and getting up in the face of Steele…
Mark:Steele just said to The Rock…What are you going to do?
Rhino:The Rock smirks at Steele…
Mark:The Rock goes for a right hand… Steele jumps off the apron as The Rock misses…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is up…
Mark:The Rock is trash talking Steele…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:SCHOOL GIRL! 1…………………2……………….3………….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Alexis Laree just upset The Rock…
Mark:The Rock can not believe it…
Rhino:Alexis Laree just beat the Peoples Champion…
Mark:The Rock is upset at this situation…
Rhino:Steele seems happy…
Mark:Alexis Laree seems happy…
Rhino:But is all well with that relationship…
Mark:We shall see… But its back to the ring for more action…
Alan Matthews vs “Shooter” Dave McGavin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first…From Fort Lee, New Jersey… Weighing in at 202 Pounds… Shooter DAVE McGAVIN!
(“Calffornia Dreamin” plays as Dave McGavin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“David De La Hoz” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Alan Matthews and Dave McGavin lock up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both men are battling for position…
Mark:Dave McGavin with a side headlock on Alan Matthews… Alan Matthews fights right out of it and nails Dave McGavin with a Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Alan Matthews dropped him on his head…
Mark:Alan Matthews now hooks up Dave McGavin and nails him with a Snap Suplex…
Rhino:Dave McGavin gets back up…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks him right back up… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge 1………………..2……………Kickout by Dave McGavin…
Rhino:Dave McGavin is slower to get back up on to his feet after that suplex…
Mark:Alan Matthews with a couple of uppercuts and is now backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:He is really laying in those uppercuts…
Mark:Alan Matthews with a couple of more uppercuts in the corner…
Rhino:He really laid them in…
Mark:Alan Matthews now puts Dave McGavin up on the top rope…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now climbing the ropes…
Mark:Alan Matthews goes to hook him up… Dave McGavin blocks and nails Alan Matthews with a headbutt and knocks him off the top rope…
Rhino:Alan Matthews gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Double Axe Handle! By Dave McGavin…
Rhino:He caught him good with that shot…
Mark:Dave McGavin covers Alan Matthews 1……………..2…………Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now struggling…
Mark:Dave McGavin with a couple of kicks to the midsection of Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Those kicks really look like they hit square on…
Mark:Dave McGavin now hooks up Alan Matthews… Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Dave McGavin covers Alan Matthews again 1……………….2……………Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now slow to get back up…
Mark:Dave McGavin hooks him up… Tiger Suplex!
Rhino:What a suplex right there…
Mark:Cover 1…………….2……….3…..NO!
Rhino:Alan Matthews got his shoulder up…
Mark:Dave McGavin is now waiting for Alan Matthews to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The former EWA World Champion looks to be out of it right now..
Mark:Dave McGavin is now hooking up Alan Matthews… Inverted DDT! No!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is blocking it…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets out of it and now whips Dave McGavin off in to the ropes… Powerslam! By Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Dave McGavin is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is setting him up…
Mark:German Release Suplex!
Rhino:Big suplex right there…
Mark:Dave McGavin is now trying to get back up…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is positioning him…
Mark:DIRECT HIT!
Rhino:Alan Matthews connected with that move…
Mark:The Former EWA World Champion isnt wasting any time…
Rhino:Dave McGavin staggers to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews sets him up… DEADLY DRIVER!
Rhino:That’s it!
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Dave McGavin 1…………………..2…………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALAN MATTHEWS!
Rhino:A strong victory right there by Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews continues to get back on the winning track… But now its time for our first title match here at Beach Brawl…
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