High Stakes 2014
Mark:We are live in Baltimore, Maryland… We are live for one of the most unpredictable nights of the year… This is High Stakes! I am Mark, he is Rhino and what a night of exciting action we have for everyone here tonight Rhino…
Rhino:Spin…Spin… Spin… The Wheel Gets Spun!
Mark:Thats right everything that happens tonight will be determined by the spin of the High Stakes Gimmick Wheel which makes the EWA Locker Room very nervous…
Rhino:I would be…
Mark:In our Main Event…
(“King of Kings” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:I dont think you are going to be able to finish that sentence…
Mark:No I dont think I am going to as Triple H is out in the arena and the fans are telling them how they really feel about him…
Rhino:Yeah the fans in Baltimore dont like Triple H…
HHH:Welcome Everyone to High Stakes!
(Crowd Boos)
HHH:What you arent excited for the show tonight? Or do you just hate me that much?
Crowd:Asshole…Asshole…Asshole!
HHH:Well okay then… Well put your feelings for me aside because tonight its not about me… Its about this…
(Triple H Points at the Wheel)
HHH:This wheel right over here… The High Stakes Gimmick Wheel… Where the fate of the matches tonight… Except for one match… Will be determined by spinning of this wheel… As what type of match will Shawn Michaels have when he defends the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… What type of match will Subway and Big Daddy Ace do battle in… We will decide it by spinning this…
(Triple H spins the wheel)
HHH:Wherever it stops… Nobody knows… But we will spin the wheel before all of the eligible matches and then those wrestlers will have to compete in that type of match…The one match that wont be determined by the spin of the High Stakes Gimmick Wheel… Is going to be the battle between William McConnell and Lone Jobber as they will battle for the May-Hem Rumble Contract…That will hang above the ring in a briefcase…
(“Giving In” Plays as William McConnell walks out on to the stage…)
McConnell:You talk about this match, you talk about this match happening tonight, Me and Jobber one more time. You know, this is High Stakes and as everyone knows that I am this company’s nightmare and tonight I am not the nightmare, I am the Wild Card. Because tonight, im not fighting Lone Jobber.
HHH:What do you mean your night fighting Jobber?
McConnell:Im not fighting him. I made history at the Rumble, I have no need to fight Jobber tonight. So you can take this match and stick it.
(Crowd Cheers and William McConnell walks to the back)
HHH:Get Back Here!
Mark:Triple H is storming to the back as one of his main events is now up in the air tonight…
Rhino:Its not up in the air… Its not happening…
Mark:We will see if Triple H can sort it all out… We are now getting set for our opening contest of the evening here at High Stakes…
Tyler Breeze vs Demon Child
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD!
(“Remember The Name” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…Now residing in his Seasonal residence in Santorini, Greece… Weighing in at 195 Pounds… TYLER BREEZE!
(“#MmmmGorgeous” plays as Tyler Breeze enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now time to spin the High Stakes Gimmick Wheel!
(Wheel is Spun)
Pa Announcer:This match up will be a CHAIRS ARE LEGAL MATCH!
Rhino:Well I dont think thats a match up Tyler Breeze wants…
Mark:He doesnt want to get hit in the face with a Steel Chair…
Rhino:You can see he wasnt happy at all with that decision…
Mark:Demon Child goes right out of the ring and grabs a Steel Chair…
Rhino:Hes right back in to the ring with the chair as well…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is now being backed up by Demon Child…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Demon Child swings the steel chair… Tyler Breeze ducked out of the way…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is moving around the ring…
Mark:Demon Child charges with the chair again and Tyler Breeze ducks out of the ring…
Rhino:Demon Child is now chasing after him…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is being chased around the ring by Demon Child who is carrying the steel chair in hand…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze like we have said wants no part of the steel chair…
Mark:Tyler Breeze ducks back in to the ring…
Rhino:Demon Child comes in after him…
Mark:Tyler Breeze stomps right on the back of Demon Child…
Rhino:Well he is really stomping away right now…
Mark:Demon Child is back on his knees… Demon Child nails Tyler Breeze in the midsection with a headbutt…
Rhino:That will allow Demon Child to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child takes down Tyler Breeze with a clothesline…
Rhino:Demon Child is now picking back up the steel chair…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He has him lined up…
Mark:Demon Child swings the chair… Tyler Breeze ducks it again…
Rhino:The chair bounced off the ropes back in to the face of Demon Child…
Mark:Demon Child spins around… BEAUTY SHOT!
Rhino:He just knocked the chair in to the face of Demon Child…
Mark:Tyler Breeze hooks the leg 1………….2……………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TYLER BREEZE!
Rhino:The Beauty Shot turned in to the knockout shot… As he knocked out Demon Child and picked up the victory here tonight over Demon Child…
Mark:Good win for Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:Yes it was…
Mark:We are told Kent Richardson is standing by backstage… Kent…
Kent:Thanks guys… I am here outside Triple H’s office trying to get a word with him…
(Knocks On Door)
HHH:Come In!
Kent:Triple H, what is the status of the Lone Jobber vs William McConnell ladder match set for later tonight…
HHH:The status? You saw what happened out there… You saw what he said…
(Assistant Walks In)
Assistant:Hes waiting for you.
HHH:Where?
Assistant:Catering.
HHH:Then go tell him I will be right there…
Kent:Who is waiting for you at Catering?
HHH:I need to go handle this…
Kent:Well guys… Back to you…
Mark:Lets get back to the ring for our next contest…
Subway vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 247 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“Wherever I May Roam” as Big Daddy Ace walks down to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood, New Jersey… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now Its Time to spin the High Stakes Gimmick Wheel!
(Wheel is Spun)
Pa Announcer:This match up will be a TABLES MATCH!
Mark:Well here we go… Big Daddy Ace and Subway two long time EWA Superstars about to do battle here one on one…
Rhino:Triple H will probably be sitting back and enjoying this one…
Mark:Two men who have been thrones in the side of Triple H over the last year… Are now going one on one… Big Daddy Ace nails Subway right away with right hands…
Rhino:Look at him open up on Subway…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace was conflicted coming in to this match up… But hes shown up tonight and hes coming to fight… As Big Daddy Ace whips Subway off in to the ropes… Big Clothesline!
Rhino:Subway gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Subway and takes him over with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now heading up on to the middle rope…
Mark:Fist Drop! By Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Subway is staggering back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace charges at Subway… Subway ducks and pulls down the ropes and Big Daddy Ace goes over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Subway is thinking about something…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up on his feet and Subway dives through the ropes right down on to Big Daddy Ace on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Subway took a chance and it paid off…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to get back up and Subway grabs him by the head and rams him head first in to the ring post…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Subway now with an irish whip and sends Big Daddy Ace off in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace went shoulder first in to the steel steps…
Mark:Subway now rolls him back in in to the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace getting back up…
Mark:Subway kicks him in the midsection and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Subway rolls to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Subway is bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up…
Mark:Subway leans the table up against the turnbuckles… Subway now whips Big Daddy Ace in to the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace rammed in to the table…
Mark:Subway with a full head of steam… Diving Crossbody! No!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace moved out of the way…
Mark:Subway went crashing through the table…
Rhino:Remember your opponent has to put you through the table… If you put yourself through the table… You dont lose…
Mark:You just hurt yourself…
Rhino:Pretty much…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now pulls Subway back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace hooks him up… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:He drove him right in to the canvas…
Mark:Subway is now hurting…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is just putting the boots to Subway at the moment…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Subway… Powerbomb!
Rhino:He drove him right in to the mat…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has now gone to the outside of the ring and is bringing his own table in to the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace I think wants to drive Subway in to the table like he just did with the powerbomb…
Mark:Subway is crawling around the ring right now…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has the table setup…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace grabs a hold of Subway…
Rhino:He has him in position right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has him setup… POWERBOMB! NO
Rhino:Subway is fighting out of it…
Mark:Subway just bit Big Daddy Ace in the head…
Rhino:Thats one way to escape a powerbomb…
Mark:Subway now spins Big Daddy Ace… Double Arm DDT!
Rhino:He planted him with that DDT…
Mark:Subway is now repositioning the table closer to the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway lines up Big Daddy Ace… SUBLINE! NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace ducked the Subline…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has Subway up on his shoulders…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:ACE CRUSHER! NO!
Rhino:Subway escapes out of it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace was going to put him through the table… Subway now charges… Big Daddy Ace ducks… Back Drop!
Rhino:Subway landed on the table…
Mark:He landed on the table but he didnt go through it…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is nailing Subway with right hands…
Mark:Subway is laid out on the table…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is going to fly… Flying Elbow Drop! NO!
Rhino:Subway moved out of the way…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace went crashing through the table…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Both men are back up…
Mark:They are trading shots back and forth right now… Big Daddy Ace whips Subway in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace ducks his head and Subway kicks him right in the face…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is spinning around…
Mark:Subway charges… SUBLINE! NO!
Rhino:Subway ducked again…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets him up on his shoulders… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace hit it…
Mark:He now needs to put him through a table…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is rolling to the outside and is bringing another table in to the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has the table setup…
Rhino:Subway is starting to move around…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace kicks Subway right in the midsection…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:POWERBOMB! NO! DDT THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:What A Counter!
Mark:Subway put Big Daddy Ace through the table!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SUBWAY!
Rhino:What a battle between these two former EWA World Heavyweight Champions here tonight at High Stakes..
Mark:Big Daddy Ace thought he had the match won but Subway was able to counter and he drilled him with a DDT through the table…
Rhino:Nice win for Subway…
Mark:What is next for Subway and Big Daddy Ace? We shall see… We are going backstage as Kent Richardson has caught up with Triple H… Kent…
Kent:Guys, Triple H just stormed in to catering and is having a heated exchange with William McConnell right now and we are going to try and hear what they are saying…
HHH:You are just going to walk out on this match and you are just going to let Jobber win…
McConnell:Why does it bother you so much?
HHH:Why doesnt it bother you is the damn question…You going to out there and just let him win the match…
McConnell:Im not going out there. Like I told you, I am the Wild Card tonight, its who I am Hunter, what dont you get. I came back because I wanted to come back, I didnt come back to listen to your bullshit.
HHH:Im the boss, you will listen to what I have to say…
McConnell:What dont you get, I was fine off being home, I dont need to do this.
HHH:So you are going to let Jobber have this one, you are going to let him hold this over you for the rest of your career… Is that what you are telling me?
McConnell:Hold what?
HHH:Hold the fact that you couldnt man up and fight him tonight and giving him not one, but TWO automatic shots at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… While you have none… Its Jobber… He will continue to brag about it over and over again and you are just going to let him have that… Thats not the McConnell I know… The McConnell I know hates when Jobber holds shit over his head… Thats the McConnell I know…
McConnell:Fuck You Hunter!
HHH:That hurt Will… That hurt…
McConnell:You want me out there, fine, I will go out there and it wont be something where Jobber holds it over my head, it will be something where I will hold it over YOUR damn head, how about that?
HHH:Is that a Threat?
McConnell:I have no need to threaten you Hunter, just dont wake up the Nightmare, its never good for you.
(McConnell storms off)
HHH:Never good for me… We will see about that…
Rhino:Well that was heated to say the least…
Mark:Looks like the match is back on… Right now its time for the Handicap Match…
Handicap Match
The Shield vs Omega
Pa Announcer:This Four on One Handicap Match is set for one fall…
SIERRA… HOTEL… INDIA… ECHO… LIMA… DELTA… THE SHIELD!
Pa Announcer:Introducing first… The Team of CM Punk, Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns… THE SHIELD!
(“Special Ops” plays as The Shield enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Washington, DC… Weighing in at 444 Pounds…OMEGA!
(“Hail Mary” plays as Omega enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now Its Time to Spin the High Stakes Gimmick Wheel!
(Wheel is Spun)
Pa Announcer:This Match up will be FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!
Rhino:This goes in the favor of The Shield thats for sure…
Mark:And The Shield is surrounding Omega in the ring right now…
Rhino:The war is about to be on right now…
Mark:After the last two shows where Omega has been laid out by The Shield… Omega is going to be looking for revenge in this one…
Rhino:I would be if I were him…
Mark:Here we go… The Shield is attacking Omega…
Rhino:Its a four on one attack right now…
Mark:They are just beating him down with clubbing blows right to the back…
Rhino:Look at all four men go right now…
Mark:Omega though is fighting right back… He just shoved CM Punk and Seth Rollins off of him…
Rhino:Look at that back elbow to Roman Reigns…
Mark:Dean Ambrose now jumps right on the back of Omega… Omega just tossed him off…
Rhino:The Shield is having to regroup right now…
Mark:Omega was able to fight them off to start off this Handicap Match…
Rhino:I am impressed right there…
Mark:Seth Rollins will go at it against Omega… Seth Rollins nails Omega with a couple of hard kicks and now goes for an irish whip…
Rhino:Seth Rollins cant move him…
Mark:Dean Ambrose comes in to the ring and both men go for a double irish whip… Omega over powers and nails them with a double clothesline!
Rhino:That didnt go as planned for The Shield…
Mark:No it did not…
Rhino:CM Punk now gets tagged in by Seth Rollins…
Mark:CM Punk just slapped Omega right across the face…
Rhino:CM Punk quickly ducks out of the ring…
Mark:Omega is chasing him out of the ring…
Rhino:CM Punk tagged in Roman Reigns as he dove out of the ring…
Mark:CM Punk rolls back in to the ring… Omega rolls back in as well… CM Punk dives out of the ring again and Roman Reigns nails Omega with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:That moved Omega… But not as much as Roman Reigns had hoped…
Mark:Roman Reigns with hard shots right to Omega as he backing him up in to the ropes… Roman Reigns comes off the ropes… Omega nails him with a shoulder block…
Rhino:That just shocked Roman Reigns for a second…
Mark:Roman Reigns wasnt expecting that power from Omega…
Rhino:Hes not used to being overpowered…
Mark:Omega now locks up with Roman Reigns… Roman tries to Overpower Omega… But Omega shoves him backwards in to the corner…
Rhino:Seth Rollins is trying to fire up Roman Reigns right now…
Mark:Hes trying to boost his confidence as he looks a little bit shaken right now… Roman Reigns comes out of the corner and nails Omega with a big clothesline that knocked him backwards in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Roman Reigns…
Mark:Roman Reigns charges in with a big splash on Omega…
Rhino:Roman isnt done…
Mark:Roman tags in Dean Ambrose… Roman whips Dean Ambrose hard in to Omega and connects with a big splash…
Rhino:Omega is coming out of the corner…
Mark:Seth Rollins gets the tag from Dean Ambrose… Dean Ambrose whips Omega and Seth Rollins springboards off the ropes with a back elbow…
Rhino:Omega is dazed on his feet right now…
Mark:CM Punk gets the tag…
Rhino:Here comes Punk…
Mark:CM Punk goes for a roundhouse kick… Omega blocks it… T-Bone Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex there…
Mark:That didnt go as planned…
Rhino:Seth Rollins is in the ring…
Mark:Omega catches Seth Rollins…
Rhino:Ambrose is in the ring as well…
Mark:Omega has a hold of Ambrose and Rollins… Double Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:What a move there by Omega sending them across the ring…
Mark:So far Omega has been able to take the punishment from The Shield and deliver some of his own…
Rhino:Look Out…
Mark:CM Punk just kicked Omega right in the knee…
Rhino:He caught him right in the back of the knee…
Mark:Thats a weak spot right there…
Rhino:CM Punk with a couple of more kicks right to the knee of Omega…
Mark:He has brought Omega down to one knee at the moment…
Rhino:Smart move by CM Punk…
Mark:CM Punk comes charging in… Omega nails him right in the chest with a Headbutt!
Rhino:That headbutt had to hurt…
Mark:It looks like it knocked the wind right out of CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk falls back and tags in Dean Ambrose…
Mark:Dean Ambrose grabs a hold of Omega… DDT!
Rhino:He planted him with that DDT…
Mark:Dean Ambrose covers Omega 1…………….2……………Omega powers out of it…
Rhino:That was a strong kickout right there by Omega…
Mark:Yes it was…
Rhino:Omega is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Roman Reigns gets tagged back in to the ring…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is fired up…
Mark:Roman Reigns charges in and drives Omega back in to the corner…
Rhino:This is where Roman Reigns is going to take control of this match up…
Mark:Roman Reigns is driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of Omega…
Rhino:He is driving the air right out of Omega…
Mark:Omega tried to fight him off with a knee but Roman came right back and nailed him right in to the chest with a hard shoulder…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is now tagging in CM Punk…
Mark:Roman Reigns and CM Punk are now trying to hook up Omega… Double Suplex! No! Omega blocks and he gives them a double suplex!
Rhino:What a counter right there by Omega…
Mark:Omega is now trying to regroup right now…
Rhino:Seth Rollins gets tagged back in to the ring by CM Punk…
Mark:Seth Rollins charges in… Shinning Wizard!
Rhino:He caught Omega right in the head with that knee…
Mark:Seth Rollins covers Omega 1……………2………….Kickout by Omega…
Rhino:That wasnt a strong kickout like before…
Mark:Seth Rollins is now going to the top rope…
Rhino:Omega is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Crossbody! No!
Rhino:Omega caught him in mid air…
Mark:Omega lifts up Seth Rollins and just tossed him right in to Punk and Ambrose and all three men go falling to the floor…
Rhino:Omega is one powerful man…
Mark:We have always known the power and strength of Omega and he is showing it off here tonight…
Rhino:Roman Reigns is trying to get the troops back on the same page right now…
Mark:The Shield has now once again decided to surround Omega…
Rhino:The referee should step in…
Mark:There is nothing he can do in this situation…
Rhino:Omega charges right at Roman Reigns…
Mark:Omega just knocked Roman Reigns right out of the ring…
Rhino:Here come the other three men…
Mark:Omega tosses them around as well…
Rhino:Seth Rollins is the legal man in this battle just for the record…
Mark:Omega has Ambrose and Punk and cracks their skulls together…
Rhino:They are hurting right now…
Mark:Seth Rollins is now being backed in to the corner by Omega…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:Omega charges in… Big Splash!
Rhino:Seth Rollins is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Omega scoops up Seth Rollins… SCREWDRIVER!
Rhino:Omega has this match up won right now…
Mark:Omega covers Seth Rollins 1……………2………….3……..NO! CM Punk and Dean Ambrose come in and make the save…
Rhino:This match up was so close to being over…
Mark:Omega is now being beat down on by Punk and Ambrose…
Rhino:Its a double team right now…
Mark:All Four Members of The Shield are back on their feet… Four Man Dropkick! Right to Omega!
Rhino:What a move that was…
Mark:Dont think we have ever seen something like that before…
Rhino:You never know what to really expect from The Shield…
Mark:Omega looks to be out of it…
Rhino:The Shield are dragging Omega out of the ring right now…
Mark:All four men are now dragging Omega up the ramp right now…
Rhino:What are they planning to do right now…
Mark:I have a bad feeling on whats about to happen right here…
Rhino:Omega is in serious trouble…
Mark:They are now trying to get him of his feet…
Rhino:This is going to be bad…
Mark:Wait a minute! Omega is fighting back…
Rhino:He is nailing The Shield with right hands…
Mark:CM Punk just took a big shot from Omega…
Rhino:Omega look out…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Roman Reigns just laid out Omega with that Spear…
Mark:Omega was fighting back for one last time and then got taken out by the Spear from Roman Reigns…
Rhino:Seth Rollins is now telling the troops… What the plan is…
Mark:Here it comes… Quadruple POWERBOMB OFF THE STAGE!
Rhino:Omega is out cold Mark…
Mark:Yes he is… All four members of The Shield now climb down and put their foot on Omega… The referee makes the count 1……………..2…………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners THE SHIELD!
Rhino:The Shield have just left their mark on Omega and the EWA tonight…
Mark:They sent him off the stage with that powerbomb…
Rhino:That was brutal…
Mark:We are getting Medical help for Omega right now…
Rhino:He took a brutal shot…
Mark:We hope to learn the condition of Omega after that powerbomb… If we get word we shall let you know… It appears now we’re getting set to be educated…
Rhino: Oh, well that’s good. Education is good.
Mark: Of course it is Rhino, but I’m sure the fans would rather see action than a lesson.
Rhino: Lessons? What kind of lesson is this going to be?
Mark: How should I know? Nonetheless, here comes the Intellectual Savior of the Masses, Damien Sandow.
(‘Hallelujah’ plays as Damien Sandow enters the arena… Once inside the ring he grabs a microphone…)
Damien Sandow: Greetings. I am here tonight in front of you all in a familiar situation. As it seems… the eWa brass has perceived my demonstration last week to be of so much success, they have asked me to do it again. Which means I, Damien Sandow, yet AGAIN do not have a match tonight. (Crowd Cheers) BUT YOU WILL BE GETTING A LESSON NONETHELESS, that is for sure. (Crowd Boos) If I cannot teach you of my vast superiority through physical competition in the ring… the least I can do is continue to educate you all through other means… Ahem (Clears Throat)… Therefore, I would like to take this opportunity to present to you… A lesson and performance… For YOUR benefit only, not mine… What I possess here in my pocket, is a greatly esteemed historical Sandow Family Trinket that has been passed down from generation to generation. Officially, you can think of this item I am about to show you as the essential Sandow Family Heirloom… Unlike all of you and your addictions to your cellphones… THIS is the one thing I can never leave the house without… BEHOLD! The root of Sandow Family Heritage!
(Damien pulls something out of his pocket and reveals some sort of fancy looking whistle…)
Damien Sandow: This… is Dunamai… it is an ancient woodwind aerophone recrafted in locational medieval Germany called Gemshorn. This aerophone was given to me when I turned the young age of five years old. It was the day I completed my first novel. This aerophone was given to me to signify my immense achievement. And while it is an honor to reveal this commemorated fabled item in ancient Sandow folklore… take a close look and try to tell me this is not the most beautiful musical instrument ever created.
(Damien holds the aerophone up in the air to a reaction of boos. The camera zooms in on the elaborate whistle.)
Damien Sandow: Can you guess how this fine instrument was crafted?…. Hmm?… Why it’s obviously rooted to the clue I gave you earlier in Gemshorn. In the german language, Gemshorn means, a chamois horn. A Chamois is a particular species of antelope which lives natively in the mountains. The Gemshorn was last used commonly in the 15th century in aerophonic architecture. The most notable examples lie again in German history. One instrument, one particular aerophone crafted by Hungarian clay in 1450 was believed to be the founder of all ancient music through civilization to civilization. Later, this very instrument I hold into my hand would go to define music in nation after nation dating all the way up to the nineteenth century. It was my great, great, great, great, great, great, great… great,great,great, GREAT Grandfather Rufus Malignoi Sandow the Third, who discovered this sacred artifact. Dunamai was the name given to it from mythical Greek origin, symbolically meaning, ‘Strong, Mighty One’…. And by just the shear looks of it… I would have to say it is the most awe-inspiring, beautiful THING to ever make its way into this PITIFUL, MALIGNANT city! (Crowd Boos) Now while I have already taught you a valuable piece of my heritage… I now ask that you all be quiet. (Crowd Boos) SILENCE!… For now, talking about the most influential musical instrument in World History must cease, it is time I play for you this emphatic apparatus of golden wind rhythm. Behold Baltimore… The sweet sounds of the aerophonic ancient Gemshorn… Dunamai!…
(Damien raises the thing to his mouth and lowers his head… The Crowd does become quieter as Damien begins to play… The notes are loud and well-heard, seemingly played well… Damien begins marching around the ring while playing this thing… The crowd while seeming interested at first now starts to become restless, boos start to overpower Damien’s aerophone…)
Damien Sandow: …..Yes…Yes, I understand… That was a long one… This song will be much better!
(Damien begins blowing through the instrument again playing a tune sounding barely slightly altered… The crowd does not wait as long to start booing again… Damien keeps at it and steps onto one of the turnbuckles continuing to play some more… Damien ignores the boos before he finally ends and starts to violently cough…)
Damien Sandow: (Coughing and coughing, Damien appears to be spitting around the ring)… Nobody said playing the Dunamai was easy… (Breathing Heavily) … But not EVERY man… (Spits) Can do what I can… I have honored the name Sandow… And have taught you what actual music, USED to sound like (Crowd Boos) …. No one can upstage the performance… that I have just displayed… (A water bottle flies into the ring from the ringside area, Damien grabs it and takes a few gigantic gulps)…….When you leave tonight, or when you finish watching at home… Know High Stakes was not the night where various eWa superstars competed in odd gimmick matches based on chance…. But it was the night you witnessed the greatest musical performance put on in the profession of wrestling entertainment……….You’re Welcome!……….
(‘Hallelujah’ plays as Damien still tries to catch his breath in the ring, before leaving still holding up his instrument)
Mark: Well… I’m not sure how to put words onto that one…
Rhino: I thought it was quite nice actually…
Mark: Really? You might be the only one here with that thought…
Rhino: I mean come on, we got to see some other kind of entertainment…
Mark: I feel as confused as ever after that. I thought we were supposed to learn something.
Rhino: You didn’t learn anything? All I did was learn listening to that!
Mark: Whatever… Luckily, we can now get back to the ring for some more action…
Ladder Match for the May-Hem Rumble Guaranteed Title Shot Contract
Lone Jobber vs William McConnell
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the LADDER MATCH for the May-Hem Rumble Guaranteed Title Shot Contract… Introducing first…From The Slaughter House… And now residing in the EWA Offices in Altanta,Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“Giving In” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:William McConnell and Lone Jobber are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:These two men were eliminated by Colt Cabana illegally at May-Hem…
Mark:Which is why we are here tonight having this ladder match…
Rhino:This should be good…
Mark:Lone Jobber and William McConnell shove each other back and forth…
Rhino:They are getting more aggressive with each shove…
Mark:William McConnell strikes Lone Jobber with right hands…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is fighting back…
Mark:William McConnell now whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:Lone Jobber rolls to the outside of the ring…
Mark:William McConnell goes for a baseball slide… Lone Jobber pulls him out of the ring and William McConnell gets nailed with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:William McConnell gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs William McConnell and rams his head in to the guard rail…
Rhino:William McConnell is spinning around…
Mark:Lone Jobber nails him with a hard uppercut knocking him right off of his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is walking over to one of the ladders…
Mark:Lone Jobber has the ladder and rams the ladder right in to the face of William McConnell…
Rhino:McConnell has been laid out on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber now slides the ladder in to the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is up on the side of the ring… Lone Jobber comes off the apron… Double Axe! Caught! Flap Jack! On to the Steel Guard Rail!
Rhino:Nice counter by William McConnell…
Mark:Lone Jobber is holding on to his head right now…
Rhino:William McConnell is quickly following up…
Mark:William McConnell scoops him up and drops him face first on the guard rail…
Rhino:William McConnell rolls back in to the ring…
Mark:He has the ladder setup in the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just rolled back in to the ring…
Mark:William McConnell with an irish whip and sends Lone Jobber in to the ladder…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:William McConnell lines him up… Superkick!
Rhino:He just kicked Lone Jobber’s head right off…
Mark:That was a hell of a kick right there by William McConnell…
Rhino:He just yelled at the camera telling Triple H… Is this what you wanted?
Mark:William McConnell now picks up Lone Jobber and slams him right in to the ladder…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just bounced off the ladder…
Mark:William McConnell now tosses Lone Jobber right out of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit the floor hard…
Mark:William McConnell is now setting up the ladder in the center of the ring…
Rhino:It looks like William McConnell is going to after the contract…
Mark:William McConnell is making his way up the ladder…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is crawling back in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber shoves the ladder over as William McConnell reached up for the briefcase…
Rhino:William McConnell bounced off the ropes…
Mark:William McConnell is now spinning around… Lone Jobber kicks William McConnell in the midsection… HERTIAGE!
Rhino:William McConnell just got driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Lone Jobber now has control of the ladder and is standing over William McConnell…
Rhino:This wont be good for William McConnell…
Mark:Lone Jobber drives the ladder right in to the midsection of William McConnell…
Rhino:He is driving it repeatedly in to the midsection of William McConnell…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now leading the ladder up in the corner…
Rhino:William McConnell is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up William McConnell… Suplex On to the Ladder!
Rhino:That had to hurt right there…
Mark:William McConnell is now rolling around the ring in pain right now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now setting up the ladder…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now climbing up the ladder to go after the briefcase…
Rhino:William McConnell is slowly starting to move…
Mark:Lone Jobber is reaching the tip of the briefcase…
Rhino:William McConnell is back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber reaches up… William McConnell grabs the leg of Lone Jobber and pulls him right down the ladder…
Rhino:Lone Jobber’s head bounced down on the rungs as he got pulled down the ladder…
Mark:He may have some loose teeth after that…
Rhino:William McConnell now looks to capitalize…
Mark:William McConnell has Lone Jobber and tosses him right in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes William McConnell…
Mark:William McConnell charges in… Lone Jobber gets his boots up…
Rhino:William McConnell is spinning around dazed…
Mark:Lone Jobber comes out of the corner… Lone Jobber charges… The GIMMICK! NO!
Rhino:William McConnell ducked…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell has him lined up…
Mark:DUAL SHOT!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is out…
Mark:The momentum sent Lone Jobber out of the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell is now beginning his climb to get the briefcase…
Mark:William McConnell is getting close…
Rhino:Lone Jobber isnt moving…
Mark:William McConnell is going to walk out of High Stakes with the Briefcase…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:Whats happening here?
Mark:Something not good…
(Lights Turn On)
Mark:Its The Shield!
Rhino:Oh No!
Mark:Its a four on one attack on William McConnell…
Rhino:They are just beating down William McConnell at the moment…
Mark:William McConnell was so close to pulling down the briefcase until The Shield showed up…
Rhino:And now he is getting destroyed…
Mark:CURB STOMP!
Rhino:Seth Rollins just drove William McConnell’s head right in to the canvas…
Mark:Dean Ambrose is getting the troops together…
Rhino:McConnell needs help…
Mark:They are setting him up for the Powerbomb…
Rhino:Speaking of help…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back in the ring and is going after The Shield…
Rhino:Hes helping out William McConnell…
Mark:The Numbers are now catching up to Lone Jobber…
Rhino:They are beating down Lone Jobber right now…
Mark:Roman Reigns lines up Lone Jobber… SPEAR!
Rhino:Lone Jobber has been laid out by the Spear…
Mark:GTS! By CM Punk to William McConnell…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and William McConnell have both been laid out by The Shield…
Mark:Dean Ambrose just climbed up the ladder and pulled down the Briefcase…
Rhino:Hes not allowed to do that…
Mark:Are you going to stop him?
Rhino:I guess not…
Mark:The Shield are leaving the ring with the Briefcase…
Rhino:You have to wonder if a certain someone was behind this…
Mark:It wouldnt put it past me if he was…
Rhino:I have a good feeling it was…
Mark:Officials are now helping Lone Jobber and William McConnell to the back right now…
Rhino:They will surely be looking for revenge against The Shield…
Mark:Thats for sure… We are told to remind everyone that every Saturday Night the Wild Talk Radio Network presents CB Radio… It Can Be Heard at Midnightish ET on www.wildtalkradio.com… So Everyone should go check it out… Speaking of checking things out Rhino…
Rhino:Whats that?
Mark:Its time for what should be a hell of a Main Event for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Im ready for this one…
Mark:Lets get to the ring right now for the introductions for our Main Event…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Colt Cabana
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first… The Challenger…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 233 Pounds… COLT CABANA!
(“Boom Boom” plays as Colt Cabana enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now Its time to Spin the High Stakes Gimmick Wheel!
(Wheel is Spun)
Pa Announcer:This match up will be a STEEL CAGE MATCH!
Rhino:Well that just added an extra element to this match up…
Mark:The referee is keeping both men apart right now as the Steel Cage is being lowered around the ring…
Rhino:The way to win is by Pinfall, Submission or Escaping the cage…
Mark:There are some question how Colt Cabana became Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:I didnt think Subway performed the way we knew he was capable of last time…
Mark:But none the less here we are…
Rhino:The Steel Cage is in place…
Mark:The bell sounds and our Main Event is underway… Shawn Michaels and Colt Cabana are doing a bit of trash talking right now…
Rhino:Colt Cabana just told Shawn Michaels to kiss the championship goodbye…
Mark:Shawn Michaels just slapped Colt Cabana right across the face…
Rhino:Here we go…
Mark:Colt Cabana goes for a right hand… Shawn Michaels ducks and now chops the chest of Colt Cabana…
Rhino:He is laying in the chops…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Colt Cabana in to the ropes… Colt Cabana comes off the ropes and Shawn Michaels nails him with a back elbow…
Rhino:That knocked him right off of his feet…
Mark:Colt Cabana staggers to his feet in the corner… Shawn Michaels climbs up the ropes and starts hammering him with right hands…
Rhino:Thats ten straight right to the head of Colt Cabana…
Mark:Colt Cabana is now staggering out of the corner and falls right on his face…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is coming out and taking it right to Colt Cabana…
Mark:Colt Cabana is getting back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels scoops him up and slams him right down to the canavs… Shawn Michaels now steps right on the face of Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is now trying to get back up on to his feet after having his face stepped on…
Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs a hold of Colt Cabana and now throws him face first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is staggering around backwards…
Mark:Shawn Michaels rolls him right up 1………………2………….Kickout by Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Colt Cabana gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels charges with a clothesline… Colt Cabana ducks and turns it around in to a Backslide! 1……………2…………… Shawn Michaels now kicks out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now the one getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around and walks right in to an enziguri right to the back of the head by Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Nice shot right there by Colt Cabana…
Mark:Colt Cabana with the quick cover 1…………….2……….Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back up…
Mark:Colt Cabana scoops him up and drives him head first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:He just got drilled hard in to the cage…
Mark:Colt Cabana isnt done as he drives him head first in to the other side of the cage…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is hurting…
Mark:Colt Cabana with another cover 1………………2………….Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up…
Mark:Colt Cabana hooks him up and nails him with a Double Underhook Suplex!
Rhino:Nice Suplex…
Mark:Colt Cabana has taken back control of this match up right now…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is now heading up on to the middle rope…
Mark:Diving Leg Drop! From the middle rope by Colt Cabana… Colt Cabana covers Shawn Michaels 1…………….2………….Kickout again by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to use the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Colt Cabana whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in some trouble right now…
Mark:Colt Cabana is now making his way up the cage wall..
Rhino:He is trying to escape the cage and walk out of here as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is up on his feet and he makes a lunge and grabs on to the legs of Colt Cabana and is now stopping him from climbing over the top of the cage…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is pulling him back in to the ring…
Mark:Colt Cabana went for it and couldnt get out in time… Shawn Michaels now chops him right across the chest… Shawn Michaels with an irish whip… Colt Cabana with a reversal and Shawn Michaels gets sent hard to the turnbuckles…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Eat The Feet!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels in trouble…
Mark:Colt Cabana hooks the leg 1……………….2…………Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Colt Cabana should try and stay on top of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to get back up on to his feet right now…
Rhino:You can see Colt Cabana’s confidence starting to build…
Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around and Colt Cabana kicks him right in the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels was drilled right in to the canavs by Colt Cabana…
Mark:Colt Cabana is now once again trying to escape the cage…
Rhino:He figures he has Shawn Michaels in a position where he has time to escape the cage…
Mark:Colt Cabana is getting close to the top…
Rhino:He is pulling himself up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels lunges and grabs the foot of Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Colt Cabana was straddling the top of the cage…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now climbing up the cage and is pulling down Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Both men are battling on the cage wall…
Mark:Shawn Michaels drives Colt Cabana’s head in to the cage wall…
Rhino:What is Shawn Michaels doing here?
Mark:Belly to Back Suplex Off the Cage Wall!
Rhino:Hell of a move there by the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Shawn Michaels pulls a nice move out and now covers Colt Cabana 1………………..2………….3…No! Colt Cabana kicked out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now trying to gather himself right now…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:So is Colt Cabana…
Mark:Shawn Michaels trips up Colt Cabana…
Rhino:What is Shawn Michaels doing here?
Mark:Slingshot! Right in to the cage…
Rhino:Colt Cabana’s head just bounced right off the cage wall…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now hooks up Colt Cabana… DDT!
Rhino:He planted him right there…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Colt Cabana 1………………..2…………..Kickout again by Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting his juices flowing at the moment…
Mark:You can see it in his eye… He is starting to get in to a little bit of a groove…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels kicks him in the midsection… Piledriver!
Rhino:He was dropped right on his head…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has Colt Cabana laid out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels isnt going for the cover…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is instead making his climb up to the top rope…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is going to fly…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it right there…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Colt Cabana 1………………….2………………3………NO!
Rhino:Colt Cabana got his shoulder up…
Mark:Close nearfall right there…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels thought he had this match up won…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now starting to climb up the cage wall…
Rhino:He is going to try and escape the cage…
Mark:Colt Cabana is slowing starting to move…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels did the smart thing and climbed up by the corner… Less of a climb…
Mark:Colt Cabana quickly gets up the corner and stops Shawn Michaels on the top of the cage…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now laying across the top of the cage…
Mark:Colt Cabana grabbed him by the head…
Rhino:This is a bad spot for Shawn Michaels to be in…
Mark:Colt Cabana now is hooking him up…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!
Rhino:Holy Shit!
Mark:Shawn Michaels is down…
Rhino:So is Colt Cabana…
Mark:Both men hit the canvas really hard…
Rhino:Yes they did…
Mark:Colt Cabana crawls on top of Shawn Michaels… Heres the cover 1……………………2……………….3………NO!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got his shoulder up at the last second right there…
Mark:Really close nearfall…
Rhino:I thought he had him down for the count for sure after that Superplex…
Mark:I think because it took him a few extra seconds to make the cover cost him…
Rhino:Thats a very good point…
Mark:Colt Cabana is now back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to get back up…
Mark:Colt Cabana hooks him up… Cabanarama!
Rhino:What a DDT right there by Colt Cabana…
Mark:Colt Cabana covers Shawn Michaels 1……………….2………….3………NO!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got his shoulder up…
Mark:So close right there…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is trying to figure out a way to put Shawn Michaels down for the count…
Mark:Colt Cabana is setting up Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:If he hits this… It will be all over…
Mark:Colt Cabana sets him up… COLT .45! NO!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels escapes…
Mark:Colt Cabana turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO!
Rhino:Cabana ducked the kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels spins around… BIONIC ELBOW!
Rhino:He hit him with it…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has been laid out… Colt Cabana with the cover 1………………2……………..3……….NO!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels once again got his shoulder up…
Mark:Another close nearfall right there for Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels seems to be on his last legs right now…
Mark:I think Colt Cabana is starting to get a little bit frustrated as well…
Rhino:Hes heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Colt Cabana is climbing all the way up on to the top of the cage…
Rhino:All he needs to do is climb out and hes going to be the new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Colt Cabana isnt climbing down…
Rhino:Whats he going to do?
Mark:Something big…
Rhino:Incoming!
Mark:MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE! MISSED!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels rolled out of the way…
Mark:Colt Cabana hit the canvas hard…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels moved out of the way at the very last second…
Mark:That was a high risk move that didnt pay off…
Rhino:Both men are now trying to get up on to their feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is up on to his feet…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is as well…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a couple of hard shots to Colt Cabana… Shawn Michaels with an irish whip… Reversal by Colt Cabana… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm!
Rhino:Both men down again…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nips up!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has his second wind…
Mark:Colt Cabana is back up… Atomic Drop! Followed up by a huge right hand by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is feeling it right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now scoops up and slams Colt Cabana right down to the canavs…
Rhino:We have seen this so many times over the years by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels flies… Flying Elbow Drop!
Rhino:He hit it…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is saying thats it…
Rhino:The band is being tuned up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is waiting for Colt Cabana to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He is staggering around…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO!
Rhino:Colt Cabana ducked…
Mark:Colt Cabana sets him up… COLT .45!
Rhino:Colt Cabana hit it…
Mark:Colt Cabana knew what Shawn Michaels was going to do and hit his move…
Rhino:We are a moment away from a new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Colt Cabana hooks the leg 1……………………2………………….3………….NO!
Rhino:What?!?
Mark:Shawn Michaels was able to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:Colt Cabana cant believe that Shawn Michaels kicked out right there…
Mark:Colt Cabana is now looking to end it now…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is struggling to his feet…
Mark:Colt Cabana has him up on his shoulders…
Rhino:This wont be good…
Mark:CABANA SPECIAL! NO!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels escapes…
Mark:Shawn Michaels shoved him in to the corner…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is staggering around…
Mark:Shawn Michaels rolls him up 1………………..2……………3…….NO!
Rhino:Colt Cabana kicked out…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up Colt Cabana… Colt Cabana slides off his shoulders and shoves him in to the cage wall…
Rhino:Here comes Colt Cabana…
Mark:Colt Cabana charges in to Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels side steps Colt Cabana and slams him in to the cage…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is staggering backwards…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:He hit it…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg 1……………………2……………….3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels pulls this one out and is still the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:It took three times but Shawn Michaels was finally able to hit the Superkick and he pulls out the win tonight over Colt Cabana and is walking out of here still the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:What a match…
Mark:What a night of action…
SIERRA… HOTEL… INDIA… ECHO… LIMA… DELTA… THE SHIELD!
Rhino:Whats happening now…
Mark:The sirens are going off… We are out of time… Good Night Everyone!
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