Seasons Beatings 2015
Mark:Seasons Greetings and Seasons Beatings Everyone! We are live in our Nations Capital as we gear up for our Holiday Celebration!
Rhino:It should be a fun and exciting now of Extreme Christmas Action!
Mark:It’s now Holiday Action!
Rhino:What happened to Christmas?
Mark:We need to be mindful of all the holidays… So its more than just Christmas…
Rhino:Oh… But will I still get presents?
Mark:Have you been naughty or nice?
Rhino:What if I said if I was somewhere in between?
Mark:Then I don’t think you will get any presents…
Rhino:Boo!
Mark:But you wont get any coal either…
Rhino:I guess thats a good thing… So I will say I have been Nice…
Mark:Then you will probably get some presents… You need to leave Santa some cookies though…
Rhino:Umm… Cookies?
Mark:And Milk.
Rhino:Crap!
Mark:Did you eat all the cookies again?
Rhino:… Yes…
Mark:You might want to get more before Christmas…
Rhino:And I need to get more milk…
Mark:Well you should get on it and so should we… As tonight it is the return of the annual Holiday Bowl Tradition when Mr. Holiday himself Lone Jobber battles Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:Can Tyler Breeze get back on the winning track after what happened to him at November 2 Dismember?
Mark:We are going to find out… Also the war rages on as Triple H takes on two members of the Bullet Club in Alan Matthews and their newest member Troy Joseph…
Rhino:A lot of heated words have been exchanged so who knows what will go down tonight…
Mark:It should be a nice of fun and exciting action as we send it to the ring for the introductions…
Candy Canning Match
Richard Drivher vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for One Fall and is the Candy Canning Match! Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” Plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Hollywood, California… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RICHARD DRIVHER!
(“Rubberdoll” plays as Richard Drivher enters the arena…)
Mark:It has been a couple of years since Richard Drivher has been in an EWA ring and he is back for tonight’s Holiday Spectacular known as Seasons Beatings…
Rhino:The Rock is trying to figure out what Richard Drivher is up to…
Mark:The Rock goes in for a right hand… Richard Drivher blocks and now grabs The Rock by the head and bites him on the forehead…
Rhino:The Rock wasnt expecting that…
Mark:Richard Drivher whips The Rock in to the ropes and gets taken down with a clothesline…
Rhino:The Rock gets right back up…
Mark:Richard Drivher kicks him in the midsection and nails him with a running knee lift right in to a neck breaker…
Rhino:Nice combo…
Mark:Richard Drivher goes for the cover 1………….2…………. Kickout by The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet near the corner right now…
Mark:Richard Drivher now mounts The Rock in the corner and starts laying in to him with right hands… Richard Drivher now bites the forehead again of The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is now staggering out of the corner after that bite…
Mark:Running Bulldog by Richard Drivher driving The Rock right in to the mat…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is in control…
Mark:Richard Drivher covers The Rock 1……………..2…………… Kickout by The Rock once again…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is now going to the outside of the ring and is picking up one of the festive singapore canes…
Mark:It is the only weapon that is legal here in this match up…
Rhino:The Rock is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Richard Drivher now swings the cane and nails him right in the midsection… Richard Drivher now hooks him up again… Russian Leg Sweep with the Cane…
Rhino:The Rock is really is in some trouble…
Mark:Richard Drivher covers The Rock 1……………..2…………. Kickout again by The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Richard Drivher is up on the top rope…
Rhino:The Rock looks to be out of it…
Mark:Richard Drivher comes off the ropes… The Rock blocks the cane shot and nails him right in the midsection with a hard clubbing shot…
Rhino:The Rock is now picking up the singapore cane…
Mark:Richard Drivher is getting back up on to his feet and The Rock nails him right in the head with the Singapore Cane!
Rhino:Richard Drivher is dazed…
Mark:One more shot right to the head with that singapore cane!
Rhino:That knocked him off of his feet…
Mark:Richard Drivher is now slow to get back up on to his feet… The Rock nails him with straight right hands…
Rhino:He is opening up with those right hands…
Mark:The Rock whips him off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:Now it is Richard Drivher who is in some trouble…
Mark:The Rock covers Richard Drivher 1…………….2…….. Kickout by Richard Drivher….
Rhino:Richard Drivher is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock hooks him up… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Big suplex right there…
Mark:The Rock with another cover 1…………..2………….. Kickout again by Richard Drivher…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is once again trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock hooks him up… ROCK BOTTOM! NO!
Rhino:Richard Drivher is fighting out of it…
Mark:Richard Drivher with the cane and he nails The Rock right the midsection again with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Hard shot right there…
Mark:Richard Drivher is now setting up The Rock… 69 DRIVER! NO!
Rhino:The Rock escapes…
Mark:The Rock spins Richard Drivher around… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:The Rock hit it…
Mark:The Rock covers Richard Drivher 1………………2…………..3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!
Rhino:Nice win for The Rock in the Candy Canning Match over Richard Drivher…
Mark:Solid showing from Richard Drivher tonight…
Rhino:The question is, will this be the last time we see Richard Drivher?
Mark:Guess time will only tell… It is now time for the Stocking Stuffers Match between Finn Balor and Big Daddy Ace…
Stocking Stuffers Match
Big Daddy Ace vs Finn Balor
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is the Stocking Stuffers Match! Introducing first…From Bray, County Wicklow, Ireland… Weighing in at 190 Pounds… Representing the Bullet Club…FINN BALOR!
(“Last Chance Saloon” plays as Finn Balor enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 247 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and we are underway… Big Daddy Ace attacks Finn Balor with right hands…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is coming out of the gates firing away with those right hands…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Finn Balor in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Finn Balor staggers right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets him up on his shoulders…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for the Ace Crusher…But Finn Balor is able escape out of it and lands on the ring apron…
Rhino:Nice escape…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges in at Finn Balor… Finn Balor catches him coming in and nails him with a hard forearm shot…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace staggers backwards…
Mark:Springboard Clothesline! By Finn Balor taking Big Daddy Ace off of his feet…
Rhino:Nice clothesline…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now staggers back up on to his feet… Finn Balor with a couple of hard forearm shots and whips him in to the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:That took him right off of his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets back up on to his feet… Finn Balor sets him up… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:He drove him right in to the mat…
Mark:Finn Balor covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………..2…………… Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Finn Balor is now out on the ring apron..
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is staggering up on to his feet… Springboard Flying Forearm! Takes down Finn Balor…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got knocked right off of his feet…
Mark:Finn Balor charges in… Running Enziguri! Right to the back of the head…
Rhino:That could have been a knock out shot…
Mark:Finn Balor covers Big Daddy Ace again 1…………….2…………. Kickout again by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Finn Balor charges at Big Daddy Ace and clotheslines him over the top rope and to the floor goes Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:The Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Big Daddy Ace just hit the floor hard after that clothesline…
Mark:Finn Balor is now lining up Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Look out!
Mark:Finn Balor with a big dive over the top rope and lands right down on to Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:That was a big dive by Finn Balor…
Mark:It was a risk that paid off right there…
Rhino:Finn Balor is tossing Big Daddy Ace back in to the ring…
Mark:Finn Balor has now made his way up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Finn Balor is looking to finish him off right here and now…
Mark:COUP DE GRACE! NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace rolled out of the way…
Mark:Finn Balor rolled through…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Finn Balor charges in… Big Daddy Ace ducks the clothesline…
Rhino:Finn Balor gets spun around…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with right hands and now whips him in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Big Daddy Ace as he tries to fight his way back in to this match up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now climbs the ropes…
Rhino:He is reaching in to the stocking for some sort of weapon…
Mark:Looks like he found himself a steel chair…
Rhino:Finn Balor is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace comes off the top rope and nails him right in the face with a Steel Chair!
Rhino:Flying Chairs! Oh My!
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover 1…………….2………… Kickout by Finn Balor…
Rhino:Finn Balor is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace nails Finn Balor across the back with the steel chair…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace now has the chair in position…
Mark:DDT! Right down on to the Steel Chair!
Rhino:He planted him right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Finn Balor 1………………2…………… Kickout by Finn Balor once again as he was able to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace now is wedging the chair in between the turnbuckles…
Mark:Finn Balor has gotten back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace grabs him by the head and attempts to send him in to the chair…
Rhino:Finn Balor puts on the breaks…
Mark:Finn Balor tosses Big Daddy Ace face first in to the steel chair…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering backwards…
Mark:Pele Kick!
Rhino:He caught him with that kick…
Mark:Finn Balor covers Big Daddy Ace again 1………………2…………….. Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Finn Balor is now climbing up the ropes and is now reaching up in to another stocking…
Mark:Finn Balor pulls out a trash can lid… Finn Balor throws the lid right at the face of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:That stunned him…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! From the top rope as he goes right in to the pin 1………………2……….3…No! Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Finn Balor is now picking back up the trash can lid…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Finn Balor swings and nails him right in the head with that trash can lid…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is dazed…
Mark:Slingblade!
Rhino:Finn Balor could have Big Daddy Ace right now…
Mark:Finn Balor with the cover 1…………….2…………3….No! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Finn Balor is picking up the steel chair and is opening it up…
Mark:What is he going to do here?
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Finn Balor sets him up… Brainbuster! Right in to the steel chair…
Rhino:Thats gotta be it right there…
Mark:Finn Balor covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………..2…………….3…….. NO!
Rhino:Another close nearfall right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace some how got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Finn Balor is now trying to play out his next game plan…
Mark:It appears Finn Balor is going to head to the top rope…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace catches Finn Balor on the top rope and now launches him off the top rope sending him across the ring!
Rhino:Finn Balor is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges in… SPEAR!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Finn Balor 1………………2……….3……..No!
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Finn Balor was able to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now laying out the steel chair in the middle of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace sets up Finn Balor… CUTTER! Right on to the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Finn Balor could be out cold after that cutter on the chair…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Finn Balor 1……………..2………….3…….. NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now waiting for Finn Balor to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Finn Balor looks to be dazed…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets him up on his shoulders… ACE CRUSHER! NO!
Rhino:Finn Balor escapes out of it…
Mark:Finn Balor grabs the chair and throws it right in to the face of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:That stunned Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Lifting DDT!
Rhino:He just planted him with that DDT!
Mark:Finn Balor covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………..2………….3………..NO!
Rhino:Another close near fall right there…
Mark:Finn Balor waits for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Finn Balor lines him up…
Mark:Running Dropkick!
Rhino:That knocked him right back in to the corner…
Mark:Alley Oop Powerbomb!
Rhino:That drives him right in to the mat…
Mark:Finn Balor covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………2…………..3……… NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Finn Balor is now heading back up on to the top rope…
Rhino:It appears Finn Balor is looking to finish off Big Daddy Ace right here and now…
Mark:Finn Balor flies… COUP DE GRACE! NO! SPEAR!
Rhino:What a counter!
Mark:Big Daddy Ace got up and caught Finn Balor come off the top rope and caught him with a spear…
Rhino:That was a hell of a move right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Finn Balor 1……………2………….3………..NO!
Rhino:How did he not keep him down after that Spear?
Mark:It appears Big Daddy ace is dumbfounded by that…
Rhino:Finn Balor is trying to crawl around the ring right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is ready to put him away right now…
Rhino:Finn Balor is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has him up… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is out on the apron…
Mark:The referee is distracted…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace now sees what is going on…
Mark:Alan Matthews is in the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace doesnt see him…
Mark:DEADLY DRIVER!
Rhino:He planted him right there…
Mark;Finn Balor now crawls on top of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:The referee didnt see anything that just happened…
Mark:Finn Balor covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………..2…………….3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner FINN BALOR!
Rhino:The Bullet Club just helped Finn Balor win this match up tonight…
Mark:It appears they are becoming a threat that needs to be dealt with…
Rhino:Triple H really has the odds against him here later tonight when he goes up against the Bullet Club…
Mark:We now get set for the Holiday Bowl…
Holiday Bowl
Lone Jobber vs Tyler Breeze
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Holiday Bowl and is set for one fall… Introducing first…Now residing in his Seasonal residence in Florence, Italy… Weighing in at 195 Pounds… TYLER BREEZE!
(“#MmmmGorgeous” plays as Tyler Breeze enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… And now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta,Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:And the Holiday Bowl is underway…
Rhino:It really is a full festive atmosphere right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber went to the outside of the ring and is bringing in some sort of pole right now…
Rhino:That looks like the Festivus Pole!
Mark:Lone Jobber tells Tyler Breeze to try and pull it from him…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is having a hard time ripping the Festivus Pole from Lone Jobber’s hands…
Mark:This isnt the traditional feats of strengths but they are giving it a go… Lone Jobber now kicks Tyler Breeze right in the midsection and now hits him across the back with the Festivus Pole…
Rhino:You heard that thud…
Mark:Lone Jobber nails Tyler Breeze right across the back one more time with the Festivus Pole…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is now trying to crawl towards the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber comes charging in and smashes Tyler Breeze with a big running forearm…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber nails him with a running clothesline… Lone Jobber goes for the first cover 1……………2………… Kickout by Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:Prince Pretty is now rolling out of the ring to escape…
Mark:Lone Jobber is going right out after him…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is walking up the ramp…
Mark:Lone Jobber comes charging after him… Tyler Breeze turns around and nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:It appears Tyler Breeze just suckered him in…
Mark:Tyler Breeze now picks up Lone Jobber and slams him right down on to the steel ramp…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze has just picked up one of the gift boxes…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet and Tyler Breeze smashes one of the boxes right over the head of Mr. Holiday himself Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is a bit dazed right now…
Mark:Tyler Breeze now picks Lone Jobber up and now tosses him right in to the entire pile of boxes…
Rhino:He went crashing right in to them…
Mark:Tyler Breeze now rolls Lone Jobber back in to the ring… Tyler Breeze now grabs a hold of Lone Jobber and tosses him in to the corner…
Rhino:He is laying in the shots right now…
Mark;Hard Kicks by Prince Pretty right to the midsection of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He is really connecting with those kicks as he is knocking the wind right out of Lone Jobber…
Mark:Tyler Breeze now whips Lone Jobber in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering out of the corner…
Mark;Enziguiri! Right to the back of the head of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze could have him right now…
Mark:Tyler Breeze goes for the cover 1………….2……….. Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:El Presidente is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tyler Breeze hooks up Lone Jobber now and drops him with a front face suplex! Tyler Breeze goes for another cover 1………….2………. Kickout again by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is now pulling Lone Jobber back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is setting him up on the top rope…
Rhino:Bad spot for Lone Jobber to be in right now…
Mark:Superplex! No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is blocking it…
Mark:Lone Jobber knocks Tyler Breeze off the top rope right now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is standing on the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber is going to fly… 450 Splash!
Rhino:He connects!
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1………….2………..3…..No!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze got his shoulder up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now rolling to the outside of the ring right now and he is bringing in the giant dreidel…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is waiting for Tyler Breeze to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tyler Breeze turns around and Lone Jobber nails Tyler Breeze right in the face with the giant dreidel!
Rhino:It looks like he knocked him out with that shot right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Tyler Breeze 1…………….2…………….3…No!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Prince Pretty to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze seems a little out of it right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber lines up Tyler Breeze… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:He caught him right in the face with that low card kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Tyler Breeze 1…………….2………….3……..NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is trying to use the ropes to get back up on to his feet right now as it appears Lone Jobber is trying to finish him off right now…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze doesnt look to be in good shape right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks Tyler Breeze in the midsection… HERTIAGE! NO! BACK BODY DROP!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just got back dropped over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tyler Breeze dives down on to Lone Jobber and both men go crashing through the set of presents…
Rhino:That was a big dive that paid off right there for Prince Pretty…
Mark:Tyler Breeze now gets back up on to his feet and is rolling Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze just threw a Christmas Tree in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:What is Tyler Breeze going to do here?
Mark:Tyler Breeze drives the Christmas Tree right in to the midsection of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:That brought him down to his knees…
Mark:Tyler Breeze now smashes the tree right across the back of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:That tree just broke in half…
Mark:Tyler Breeze now covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2…………3……..NO!
Rhino:A very close near fall right there for Tyler Breeze…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now the one who is struggling right now…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is now lining up one half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up… SUPERMODEL KICK!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it right there…
Mark:Tyler Breeze covers Lone Jobber 1………………2…………….3…………NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Mark:That was a close nearfall right there…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is looking to finish him off now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze has him lined up…
Mark;BEAUTY SHOT! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber threw the Dreidel in the way!
Mark:The Dreidel just went flying!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze turns around…
Mark:Lone Jobber sets him up… DDT!
Rhino:He planted him with that DDT!
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for the cover 1…………….2………….3……. NO!
Rhino:Another very close nearfall right there for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:El President is ready to finish him off…
Mark:HERTIAGE!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Tyler Breeze 1………….2…………3…………NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber thought he had him down for the count…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Here it comes… THE GIMMICK! NO!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze ducked…
Mark:Tyler Breeze grabs the top of the Christmas Tree and spikes it to the throat of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is choking…
Mark:BEAUTY SHOT!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze hit it…
Mark:Tyler Breeze covers Lone Jobber 1……………2………….3… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TYLER BREEZE!
Rhino:Prince Pretty gets the victory over Lone Jobber here tonight here in the Holiday Bowl…
Mark:Does this mean that Tyler Breeze is now in line for a future shot at the EWA Tag Team Championships?
Rhino:It quite possibly could…
Mark:It is now Main Event Time as the Steel Cage is coming down around the ring… So lets send it to the ring for the introductions…
2 on 1 Handicap Deck The Halls Cage Match
Triple H vs Alan Matthews & Troy Joseph
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the 2 on 1 Handicap Deck The Halls Cage Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponents… Representing the Bullet Club… The Team of ALAN MATTHEWS and TROY JOSEPH!
((“Last Chance Saloon” plays as Alan Matthews and Troy Joseph enter the arena…)
Mark:Triple H storms out of the cage and is going right after The Bullet Club…
Rhino:He isnt waiting for them to get in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H nails Alan Matthews with right hands…
Rhino:He is trying to fight both men off…
Mark:Big right hand by Triple H taking Alan Matthews off of his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is coming after Triple H…
Mark:Triple H ducks the clothesline attempt and he throws Troy Joseph in to the side of the cage…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is staggering around dazed after going in to the side of the cage…
Mark:Triple H nails Troy Joseph with a clothesline…
Rhino:Triple H is now throwing Troy Joseph in to the steel cage…
Mark:Triple H is getting in the cage and he is now locking the door behind him…
Rhino:Is he locking Alan Matthews out of the cage?
Mark:It appears that he is…
Rhino:Thats a smart move by Triple H…
Mark:That is why they do call him the Cerebral Assassin…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now back up and is now realizing he is locked out of the cage…
Mark:Triple H now nails Troy Joseph with right hands and now whips him in to the ropes and nails him with a running high knee…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is yanking on the cage door trying to break the chain…
Mark:I don’t think thats going to work…
Rhino:I don’t think it is either…
Mark:Troy Joseph is staggering back up on to his feet and Triple H slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Triple H is staring a hole right at Alan Matthews…
Mark:Big Knee! Right to the face of Troy Joseph… Triple H goes for the cover 1……………2………… Kickout by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now trying to climb up the cage wall…
Mark:Triple H picks up Troy Joseph and tosses him in to the wall that Alan Matthews was trying to climb up…
Rhino:That knocked him off the wall and back down to the ground…
Mark:Thats starting to frustrate him…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H kicks him in the midsection… DDT! No!
Rhino:Troy Joseph just drove him in to the turnbuckles…
Mark:Nice counter right there by Rampage…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is opening up on Triple H…
Mark:Straight right hands by Troy Joseph unloading on the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:He is really laying them in to the champ…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now getting back up on to his feet and is trying to get inside the cage… Troy Joseph charges in and nails Triple H with a big splash…
Rhino:The Game is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Clothesline! By Troy Joseph…
Rhino:The Game is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews is half way up the wall…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is lining him up…
Mark:Troy Joseph charges… Triple H kicks him in the midsection…
Rhino:Triple H just tripped him up…
Mark:Slingshot!
Rhino:Alan Matthews just got knocked off the steel cage wall again…
Mark:Troy Joseph is staggering around… Swinging Neckbreaker! The Game goes for the cover on Rampage 1…………….2………… Kickout again by Rampage…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews is trying to get back up again…
Rhino:He just went backstage…
Mark:I think he tired of climbing up the cage wall…
Rhino:Triple H lines up Troy Joseph…
Mark:Knee Buster!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is dazed…
Mark:Triple H just ripped a steel chair down from the cage wall…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Steel Chair Shot!
Rhino:Down goes Troy Joseph…
Mark:Here comes Alan Matthews and he has bolt cutters…
Rhino:Business is about to pick up…
Mark:Triple H sees what is going on…
Rhino:Alan Matthews just broke the lock…
Mark:Here we go!
Rhino:These two men have been waiting a couple of weeks to get their hands on one another once again…
Mark:Its a slugfest right now…
Rhino:They are just trading shots back and forth right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets control and backs Triple H up in to the ropes…
Rhino:He is laying in more shots…
Mark:Alan Matthews with an irish whip… Triple H with a reversal… Alan Matthews comes off the ropes and Triple H nails him with a clothesline!
Rhino:He took his head off with that clothesline…
Mark:Triple H is now waiting for Alan Matthews to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is up…
Mark:Steel Chair Shot! By Troy Joseph right to the back of The Game…
Rhino:That brought Triple H down right to his knees…
Mark:One More Shot! By Troy Joseph nailing Triple H right across the back with the steel chair…
Rhino:Triple H is flat out on his back right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews now turns Triple H over and is mounting him nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:He is just pounding away with those right hands…
Mark:Alan Matthews is enjoying laying those shots in right there…
Rhino:Troy Joseph just pulled down a couple of singapore canes…
Mark;He just gave one to Alan Matthews…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for Triple H…
Mark:Triple H is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H better watch out…
Mark:Singapore Cane Shots back and forth… One hits the chest… One hits the back…
Rhino:They are just taking turns laying in to Triple H with those cane shots…
Mark;We knew the numbers would catch up to Triple H at some point and its very clear that they have right now…
Rhino:The Game is just laying on the mat right now…
Mark:They are still nailing him with cane shots…
Rhino:Alan Matthews has this sick and twisted look on his face right now as they are enjoying destroying the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Alan Matthews turns Triple H over and goes for the cover 1…………….2………….3……….NO!
Rhino:Triple H kicked out…
Mark:The Game wont give up this fight…
Rhino:It is not in his DNA to do so….
Mark:Alan Matthews is having Troy Joseph hold up Triple H…
Rhino:This is bad…
Mark:Singapore Cane shot right to the head of Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is bleeding…
Mark:They did say they would make Triple H bleed and they have done it…
Rhino:They want to injure Triple H and get him out of the EWA…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Triple H again 1……………2………..3…..NO! Another kickout from Triple H…
Rhino:The Game still trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph is heading to the top rope…
Rhino:Alan Matthews has Triple H setup…
Mark:German Release Suplex!
Rhino:Look out!
Mark:Swanton Bomb!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:The Bullet Club is going to win this match up as Troy Joseph covers Triple H 1……………..2………3……..NO!
Rhino:Another kickout by Triple H…
Mark:The Game still hanging on…
Rhino:Alan Matthews and Troy Joseph are talking strategy…
Mark;Alan Matthews is telling Troy Joseph to hit him with Running Rampage Ruffle…
Rhino:A bloody EWA World Heavyweight Champion is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H is back up…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO!
Rhino:Tripe H moved out of the way…
Mark:Troy Joseph went crashing in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Alan Matthews…
Mark:Triple H turns around and Alan Matthews nails him with a clothesline!
Rhino:Triple H didnt see that clothesline coming…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now picking up Triple H…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:DIRECT HIT!
Rhino:Thats gonna be it right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Triple H 1…………….2…………3………… NO!
Rhino:Triple H once again kicks out…
Mark;Another close near fall right there…
Rhino:Alan Matthews thought he had Triple H down for the count…
Mark:Triple H is now struggling to get back up after feeling the direct hit…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is looking to finish him off right now…
Mark:Alan Matthews wants to beat Triple H clear in the middle of the ring…
Rhino:The Game looks out of it…
Mark:Alan Matthews waits…
Rhino:Triple H is out on his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets him up on his shoulders… DEADLY DRIVER! NO!
Rhino:Triple H escapes…
Mark:Triple H just reached to the wall..
Rhino:Sledgehammer!
Mark:Alan Matthews turns around and Triple H nailed him right in the face with the Sledgehammer!
Rhino:That took out Alan Matthews…
Mark:Triple H falls on top of Alan Matthews 1……………2………….3………… NO!
Rhino:Troy Joseph makes the save…
Mark:So close right there for Triple H…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is pulling Triple H back up on to his feet…
Mark:Right hands by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:He is laying them in…
Mark:Troy Joseph with another right hand… Triple H ducks and nails Troy Joseph with right hands of his own…
Rhino:Look at Triple H just deliver those shots…
Mark:Triple H whips Troy Joseph in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:The Game is firing up…
Mark:Alan Matthews is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H sees him…
Mark:Triple H kicks Alan Matthews in the midsection…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:PEDIGREE! NO! LOW BLOW!
Rhino:That just stopped Triple H in his tracks…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now stomping away at Triple H…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:He is now holding up Triple H…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is trash talking Triple H as Troy Joseph holds him up…
Mark:Alan Matthews now has the sledgehammer…
Rhino:He just told Triple H this is going to end you…
Mark:Alan Matthews reaches back… SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT!
Rhino:Triple H ducked!
Mark:Alan Matthews just hit Troy Joseph in the face with the Sledgehammer!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is out cold…
Mark:Triple H now picks up the Sledgehammer…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is turning around…
Mark:SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT!
Rhino:Alan Matthews is out!
Mark:Triple H now drops the Sledgehammer and is picking up Troy Joseph… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Triple H covers Troy Joseph 1……………2………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H is quickly getting out of this steel cage right now…
Mark:The Game some how survived this battle with The Bullet Club…
Rhino:They had the numbers advantage…
Mark:In the end Triple H figured out a way to get the job done and walks out of here victorious and moves on to New Years Evil to defend the EWA Wolrd Heavyweight Championship against Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:How much did this take out of Triple H?
Mark:We will find out… Happy Holidays Everyone! We will see you at New Years Evil! Good Night!
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