Thursday Night Chaos 08-10-06
Mark:Welcome to Madrid, Spain… And welcome to Thursday Night Chaos sponsored by eWazone… And tonight we have a jammed pack show for everyone… As our top two matches of the night are the Number One Contenders Matches for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:The ring will be taken down and a bullring will be setup here in the arena for those two matches…
Mark:Its gonna be Sting vs Subway and Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson vs Shio Corin…
Rhino:Who will move on in the World Heavyweight Championship Contender Tournament?
Mark:Also we will go back to the Bingo Hall for the Bingo Hall Brawl as Taz battles Al Snow for the FTW Championship…
Rhino:Will Taz be able to recapture the FTW Championship? Or will Al Snow retain his title?
Mark:Its all gonna be decided here tonight… So lets get set for our opening contest…
Lone Jobber vs Myst vs John Cena
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Raleigh, Nc… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… MYST…
(“Adrenaline” plays as Myst enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From West Newbury, Mass… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… JOHN CENA…
(“My Time is Now” plays as John Cena enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…
(“I Want it All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go…Lone Jobber steps back and lets Myst and John Cena go at it to start this match up off… Cena with a couple of right hands to Myst…
Rhino:Myst is fighting back with a couple of right hands of his own…
Mark:Myst with an irish whip to John Cena… Cena comes off the ropes and connects with a flying shoulder block to Myst…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just grabbed Myst….
Mark:Lone Jobber throws Myst over the top rope as he staggered around…Cena comes at Lone Jobber and knocks him down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Cena is now on top of Lone Jobber…
Mark:Right hands by John Cena to Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber is staggering up on to his feet… Irish whip by Cena sending Lone Jobber in to the corner… Running Clothesline in the corner by John Cena…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is not looking so good at the moment…
Mark:John Cena has Lone Jobber up… FU! NO! Lone Jobber gets out of it… Reverse DDT by Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber now goes for a cover 1………………..2………………….Cena gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Myst is now coming back in to the ring…
Mark:From behind Myst with a running bulldog to Lone Jobber… As now Myst goes for a cover 1………………..2……….. Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:John Cena is now getting back up on his feet…
Mark:Myst with a kick to the midsection to John Cena… Front Face Suplex by Myst to John Cena… Myst now covers Cena 1……………………2…………………John Cena kicks out…
Rhino:Cena is now getting back up in the corner…
Mark:Myst gets up on him and starts hammering him with right hands…Cena with a shot to the gut on Myst as he is standing on the ropes… SitDown Powerbomb by John Cena…
Rhino:What a powerbomb that was…
Mark:Cena goes for a cover 1……………………………2…………….Lone Jobber breaks it up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now looking to take control of the match up…
Mark:Lone Jobber now whips John Cena in to the ropes… Dropkick right to the jaw by Lone Jobber of John Cena…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop by Lone Jobber right on to John Cena… Lone Jobber goes for a cover 1……………………..2………………… Myst breaks it up…
Rhino:Myst is now scoring with right hands to Lone Jobber…
Mark:Myst backs Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Irish whip by Myst…Myst goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Lone Jobber… Myst turns around… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber laid out Myst with that kick…
Mark:John Cena is back up… Cena goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber kicks John Cena in the midsection… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg of John Cena 1…………………………….2……………………3…. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER…
Rhino:Lone Jobber came in and picked up a victory over John Cena and Myst…
Mark:Lone Jobber has issued a challenge… We are being told we will get an answer for that challenge later tonight here at Thursday Night Chaos… But now it is time for our next contest…
William McConnell vs Shane Munns
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Morrisville, Nc…Weighing in at 253 Pounds… SHANE MUNNS…
(“Number 1” plays as Shane Munns enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Representing The Core… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL…
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell has sounded and this match up is underway… Munns and McConnell with a collar and elbow tie up…
Rhino:They are battling for position…
Mark:Shane Munns backs William McConnell in to the ropes…
Rhino:The referee is stepping in asking for a clean break…
Mark:Munns gives the clean break but William McConnell connects with a thumb to the eye… McConnell now takes Shane Munns in to the corner and opens up with a couple of right hands… The Answer with an irish whip… Munns comes out of the corner and McConnell connects with a dropkick…
Rhino:Nice dropkick by McConnell…
Mark:McConnell goes for the cover 1…………………2…………… Shane Munns gets his shoulder up… McConnell now begins choking away at Shane Munns…
Rhino:Look at the entrance ramp Mark…
Mark:Thats EWA Vice President Shane McMahon and he is making his way down to our location… The Answer hooks up Shane Munns and connects with a stalling vertical suplex….
Rhino:Beautiful Suplex by McConnell as the blood rushed to the head of Shane Munns…
Mark:It looks like Shane McMahon is going to be joining up here at ringside… Shane… What brings you out here…
Shane:I am out here to watch the Leader of the Core in action…
Mark:McConnell goes for the cover on Shane Munns 1……………………2…………….. Munns kicks out…
Rhino:Shane we were given word that you would have an announcement about the challenge that Lone Jobber made on WBTP…
Shane:In due time Rhino… We have a match up going on right here…
Mark:Shane Munns gets sent in to the corner by McConnell… McConnell comes charging in to Shane Munns… Munns gets the boot up in the face of William McConnell…
Rhino:McConnell is staggering around…
Mark:Belly to Back Suplex by Shane Munns dropping William McConnell right on to the back of his head… Shane Munns goes for a cover 1………………….2……………. McConnell kicks out…
Rhino:Looks like the Leader of the Core is not looking so good…
Shane:He will be fine Rhino… Just watch the match…
Mark:Shane Munns now hooks up The Answer and he drops him with a brainbuster…
Rhino:Munns continues to drop William McConnell on his head…
Mark:Shane Munns goes for the cover on William McConnell 1…………………………2………………….The Answer kicks out again…
Rhino:William McConnell is down in the corner…
Mark:Shane Munns comes charging in… Bronco Buster by Shane Munns on to The Answer…
Rhino:McConnell is in real trouble right now…
Mark:Munns pulls McConnell out of the corner and covers him again 1………………….2………..Kickout again by The Answer…
Rhino:McConnell is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shane Munns kicks him in the midsection… PASS TO DEATH! NO! McConnell gets out of it… McConnell spins Munns around… Flapjack…
Rhino:That drives the wind right out of you…
Shane:Told you that you shouldnt have to worry about William McConnell…
Mark:Munns takes a couple of right hands from The Answer… The Answer with an irish whip… Munns comes off the ropes… High Back Body Drop by The Answer…
Rhino:Munns is getting back up on his feet…
Mark:FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! NO! Munns ducks the kick…Munns puts McConnell up on his shoulders…
Rhino:Shane this isnt going to be good for McConnell…
Mark:Shane Munns connects… PASS TO DEATH!
Shane:Excuse me a moment…
Rhino:Where are you going?
Mark:Shane McMahon has dropped the headset and is now up on the apron distracting the referee…
Rhino:Munns has the cover on McConnell but the referee isnt there to make the count…
Mark:Munns now goes after Shane McMahon… McMahon jumps off the apron…
Rhino:McConnell is back up on his feet…
Mark:Shane Munns turns around… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK!
Rhino:That was one hell of a kick by William McConnell…
Mark:McConnell isnt done yet…
Rhino:The Answer is up on the top rope…
Mark:10.0 FROG SPLASH! By William McConnell on to Shane Munns…
Rhino:That has to be it…
Mark:The referee makes the count 1……………………2………………3…. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WILLIAM McCONNELL…
Rhino:McConnell needed a little distraction from Shane McMahon but McConnell still picked up the victory…
Mark:Shane has a microphone and I guess he has something to say…
Shane:Shane Munns just found out that you dont mess with The Core… However I am out here to give an answer to Lone Jobber…As Mr. EWA made a challenge to The Core on WBTP on the eWa Radio Network… You want to team up with Shawn Michaels to take on The Core… Jobbs… YOU GOT IT!
Rhino:WOW!
Mark:Shane McMahon has just made a Three on Two Handicap Match between The Core against Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber at Summertime Blowout…
Shane:BUT… There is a twist… As that match up will take place at Summertime Blowout… But at Monday Night Massacre…It will be Lone Jobber and Shawn Michaels going One on One… BEFORE they team up at Summertime Blowout…
Rhino:Now it all make sense…
Shane:Enjoy it boys… Cause after Massacre… Can you guys actually team up? Oh and by the way… William McConnell will be your Special Guest REFEREE…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon and William McConnell walk to the back…)
Mark:Michaels and Jobber at Massacre…With McConnell as Ref… Thats gonna be interesting… Lets now get set for our next contest…
Ladders are Legal Match
Shawn Michaels vs Rob Van Dam
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Ladders are Legal Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Battle Creek, Michigan… Weighing in 220 Pounds… The Whole Fn’ Show ROB VAN DAM…
(“Walk” plays as RVD enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:This is not your typical Ladder Match as you dont need to climb up for anything…
Rhino:Except to do damage to your opponent of course…
Mark:This is true… Van Dam and HBK shake hands in the center of the ring as they move around the ring…Collar and elbow tie up attempt by Shawn Michaels… RVD goes behind Michaels… Michaels goes behind Van Dam and slaps him right across the head before taking him over with a headlock take over…
Rhino:Van Dam is trying to fight right back up on his feet…
Mark:RVD is back up and he pushes HBK in to the ropes…RVD with a leap frog… HBK comes off the ropes… Monkey Flip by RVD…
Rhino:HBK is back up on his feet by the ropes…
Mark:Van Dam charges at Michaels… Michaels ducks and he sends RVD over the top rope…
Rhino:HBK is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:The Showstopper flies off the top rope and he lands right on top of RVD…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels rolls RVD back in to the ring…
Mark:Michaels is walking over to the ladder and is bringing it with him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Van Dam is up on his feet…
Mark:Baseball Slide by Van Dam knocking the ladder back in to the face of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Van Dam has the ladder and is now putting the ladder from the ring to the guardrail…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is now hanging Shawn Michaels over the ladder… Van Dam back in the ring… Slingshot Leg Drop by Van Dam as HBK was on the ladder…
Rhino:Nice move by RVD…
Mark:Van Dam is now trying to steady himself on the ladder… Spinning Leg Drop off the ladder by RVD on to HBK on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:The Whole Fn’ Show is really stepping up his game thus far in this match up…
Mark:RVD rolls HBK back in to the ring and he follows it up by sliding the ladder in to the ring…Van Dam stands the ladder up in the corner…
Rhino:Shawn is using the ropes to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Forearms by RVD to HBK as he backs him up in the corner… Van Dam with a hard irish whip and HBK goes flipping in to the ladder… HBK staggers out… Spin Heel Kick by RVD to HBK…
Rhino:Shawn looks to be out of it right now…
Mark:Van Dam with a cover 1……………………2………………….. Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up… Van Dam grabs the ladder and lays it down on the mat… Van Dam scoops up and slams Shawn Michaels down on to the ladder… RVD takes a few steps back and here he comes… ROLLING THUNDER! MISSES!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got off the ladder just in time and Van Dam crashed in to the ladder…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now back up on his feet… Van Dam is up as well and Michaels slams him down on to the canvas…
Rhino:Michaels is now picking up the ladder…
Mark:Van Dam gets back up and Michaels lays him out with the ladder…Shawn Michaels now takes the ladder and places it in between the ropes…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has something up his sleeve with that ladder…
Mark:Michaels grabs Van Dam and hip tosses Van Dam right in to the ladder…
Rhino:RVD landed on his neck when he hit the canvas…
Mark:Michaels goes for a cover 1…………………2……….. Van Dam kicks out… Michaels now takes the ladder and lays it in between the ropes in the corner…
Rhino:This doesnt look good for Van Dam…
Mark:Michaels scoops up Van Dam and drops him face first on to the ladder…
Rhino:Every move Michaels has done thus far with the ladder has been hard hitting…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now opens up the ladder… Scoop Slam to Van Dam…
Rhino:The Showstopper is now climbing up the ladder…
Mark:The Showstopper Flies… ELBOW DROP! Connects on to Rob Van Dam… Shawn Michaels goes for a cover 1………………………2………………..3…..NO! Van Dam kicks out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels thought he had him down and out for the three…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now setting Van Dam up for some Sweet Chin Music…
Rhino:Van Dam is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Van Dam catches the foot of HBK… Step Over Heel Kick by RVD and now both men are down on the canvas…
Rhino:If Shawn Michaels hit the kick it would have been over…
Mark:Van Dam is starting to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is up as well…
Mark:HBK goes for a couple of right hands… Blocked by Van Dam… Van Dam with a couple of forearm shots backing HBK in to the ropes… RVD with an irish whip… HBK comes off the rope… Spin Kick by Van Dam…
Rhino:Van Dam now picks up the ladder…
Mark:RVD drives the ladder in to the midsection of Shawn Michaels… RVD takes HBK over and lays him down on the ladder…Rolling Thunder! By RVD…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now in trouble…
Mark:Van Dam rolls to the outside of the ring and he is now pulling out another ladder from underneath the ring…
Rhino:This is a bigger ladder that the normal size ladder…
Mark:Van Dam slides the ladder in to the ring..
Rhino:The Bigger Ladder has been opened up by Van Dam…
Mark:Look up at the rafters Rhino…
Rhino:That looks like the Paparazzi Camera…
Mark:Thats what I thought…
Rhino:Guess Paparazzi Productions is scouting this match up…
Mark:Van Dam lays Shawn Michaels down on the normal ladder as Van Dam makes his way up the bigger ladder…
Rhino:This is really high risk for Rob Van Dam…
Mark:Van Dam does the Thumb Pose as the crowd chants RVD…
Rhino:Incoming!
Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! CONNECTS! By Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:Holy Shit Mark… Holy Shit…
Mark:That move hurt Van Dam as well…R
Rhino:That has to be it…
Mark:Rob Van Dam rolls on top of Shawn Michaels… Heres the cover 1………………………..2…………….3………..NO! HBK Got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Van Dam can not believe it…
Mark:RVD connected with the big Frog Splash on to the ladder and still cant get the job done… As RVD now grabs Shawn Michaels and puts him up on the top rope…
Rhino:RVD is bringing the bigger ladder towards the corner…
Mark:Van Dam is now bringing HBK up the ladder…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:HBK & RVD are on the top of the ladder… Van Dam hooks up HBK… Shawn Michaels blocks the superplex… Michaels with right hands…
Rhino:Van Dam is fighting back…
Mark:HBK with rights… Van Dam with forearms… They are going back and forth on top of the ladder… Van Dam grabs HBK by the head and tries to ram his head on to the ladder… HBK blocks and headbutts RVD…
Rhino:RVD just fell down a rung…
Mark:Michaels reaches back and connects with a big right hand …
Rhino:Van Dam is not in a good way…
Mark:HBK shoves Van Dam… Van Dam goes flying off the ladder…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now standing up on top of the ladder…
Mark:Here He Comes… BIG SPLASH! By HBK!
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Mark:HBK is on top of RVD 1……………………2……………………..3………NO! VAN DAM KICKS OUT!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels can not believe it…
Mark:Michaels is now getting back up and is tuning up the band…
Rhino:RVD is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! By HBK! Michaels falls on top of Van Dam 1……………………….2……………….3……..ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels pulled this one out over RVD…
Mark:Van Dam gave it everything he had and these two men put on one hell of a show for all of the people here tonight… Its now time for some Six Person Tag Team Action…
Six Person Tag Team Match
Degeneration X vs Legion of Doom & Megumi Kudo
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is a Six Person Tag Team Match… Introducing first… The team of The Road Warrior Animal and Heidenreich… The LEGION OF DOOM…And their partner… From Japan… MEGUMI KUDO…
(“What a Rush” plays as Megumi Kudo & LOD enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA Tag Team Champions… Kevin Nash & Scott Hall… THE OUTSIDERS… And their partner… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion TRIPLE H…
(“Break it Down” plays as Degeneration X enters the arena…)
Mark:It looks like it is going to be Road Warrior Animal starting things out with Scott Hall… Road Warrior Animal shoves Scott Hall right downo the the canvas…
Rhino:Scott Hall didnt like that…
Mark:Scott Hall gets up on his feet and throws the toothpick right back in to the face of Road Warrior Animal and now goes in for a couple of right hands… Hall backs him up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Scott Hall… Animal with a reversal… Hall comes off the ropes…Animal with a shoulder block and down goes Scott Hall right in to the canvas…
Rhino:Scott Hall’s head bounced right off the canvas…
Mark:Hall makes his way back to the corner and tags in Big Sexy Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is asking for the tag in to this match up…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is standing up in the face of Kevin Nash and she shoves Kevin Nash… Nash laughs it off…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo doesnt like the fact that Nash is laughing…
Mark:Kevin Nash now is asking for a kiss from Kudo and she slaps him right across the face…
Rhino:Nash smiled at the slap…
Mark:Megumi Kudo attempts an irish whip… Blocked by Nash who connects with a short arm clothesline…
Rhino:Kevin Nash was just too strong for Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Kevin Nash now whips Megumi Kudo in to the corner… Kevin Nash drives a couple of knees in to the midsection of Megumi Kudo…Kevin Nash picks up Megumi Kudo… Snake Eyes… No… Megumi Kudo takes Nash over with a head scissors…
Rhino:That move left Nash in shock…
Mark:Kevin Nash now takes a couple of kicks to the midsection from Megumi Kudo…Nash gets back in to the ropes by Kudo…
Rhino:Heidenreich gets tagged in…
Mark:Double Irish whip by Kudo and Heidenreich.. Double Clothesline by Heidenreich and Kudo…Heidenreich goes for a cover 1…………………2…………….. Kickout by Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Heidenreich is bringing Kevin Nash in to the corner…
Mark:Heidenreich is choking Kevin Nash with his boot in the corner…
Rhino:Scott Hall is coming in to the ring…
Mark:Scott Hall gets taken out by a clothesline by Heidenreich…
Rhino:Hall came in to stop the choke on Kevin Nash…
Mark:Heidenreich now scoops and slams Kevin Nash down to the canvas…
Rhino:Not many people can slam Kevin Nash like that…
Mark:Heidenreich goes for a cover 1………………….2…………… Nash kicks out…
Rhino:Nash is pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Irish whip by Heidenreich… Nash ducks the clothesline…
Rhino:Blind Tag by The Game…
Mark:As Nash comes off the ropes again this time Heidenreich hit the clothesline…
Rhino:Triple H is behind Heidenreich…
Mark:The Game opens up with right hands to Heidenreich…The World Champion whips Heidenreich in to the ropes… Running High Knee by The Game…
Rhino:Triple H is looking to take over this match up…
Mark:The Game on top of Heidenreich and he nails him with straight right hands…
Rhino:The World Champ is in control…
Mark:Triple H whips Heidenreich in to the corner… Running Clothesline…
Rhino:Heidenreich is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:The Game comes charging in… Heidenreich with a side step… POWER DUNK!
Rhino:He hit that out of no where…
Mark:Heidenreich falls on top of the World Champ as the referee counts 1…………………..2……….. Scott Hall comes in to break it up…
Rhino:Heidenreich tags in Road Warrior Animal…
Mark:Heidenreich with a press slam on Triple H… Animal sticks out his knee… Gut Buster by Heidenreich and Animal… Animal now goes for the cover 1……………………..2…………………….. Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:Animal is bringing Triple H to the corner…
Mark:Right hands by Road Warrior Animal….Hard Irish whip by Animal… Animal comes charging in… Triple H moves and tags out to Scott Hall…
Rhino:Scott Hall is now coming in and attacking with right hands…
Mark:Big Right Hand by Scott Hall knocking down Road Warrior Animal… Hall now picks up Animal… Fall Away Slam by Scott Hall…Hall goes for a cover 1………………..2………………. Animal kicks out…
Rhino:Animal needs to tag out of this contest…
Mark:Hall tags in Kevin Nash… Nash picks up Animal… Side Walk Slam by Big Daddy Cool…
Rhino:Degeneration X has taken back control of this match up…
Mark:Kevin Nash now picks up Animal and whips him in to the ropes… Big Boot by Kevin Nash… Ducked by Animal… Animal spins Nash around… Powerslam by Road Warrior Animal…
Rhino:Both men are down and need to make a tag out of this match up…
Mark:Animal is in his corner and tags in Heidenreich…
Rhino:Nash tags in Triple H…
Mark:The Game with right hands to Heidenreich…Triple H whips him in to the ropes… The Game ducks his head…
Rhino:Heidenreich put on the breaks…
Mark:Heidenreich has Triple H setup for a powerbomb…
Rhino:Outsiders are in the ring…
Mark:Kudo and Animal come in to the ring as well…
Rhino:Nash takes Animal out of the ring… While Kudo and Hall have fallen out of the ring…
Mark:Triple H blocks the powerbomb with a back drop… Heidenreich turns around… Spinebuster!
Rhino:Its a brawl on the outside of the ring but the World Champ is taking control of the match in the ring…
Mark:Heidenreich staggers up on to his feet…Kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE! Triple H goes for a cover 1…………………….2…………………..3…. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners DEGENERATION X…
Rhino:DX continues to dominate the competition here in the EWA…
Mark:Is there anyone in the EWA that can stop them? Right now we are going to go to Philadelphia, Pa… As we send it to the former voice of ECW… Joey Styles as he is live at the ECW Arena… Aka The Bingo Hall…
FTW Championship Bingo Hall Brawl
Al Snow(c) vs Taz
Joey:Hello Everyone and Welcome to the ECW ARENA! Im Joey Styles and Are You Ready for some EXTREME ACTION!
(Crowd Cheers)
Joey:Then lets get started as this match up is for the FTW Championship… First… The Challenger… From The Redhook Section of Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 240 Pounds…The Human Suplex Machine TAZ…
(“Survive” plays as Taz enters the arena…)
Joey:His opponent… From Lima, Ohio…Weighing in at 234 Pounds… The FTW Champion… AL SNOW…
(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Joey:Here we go… Im Joey Styles up here in the Bird’s Nest in the ECW arena calling the action and right now Al Snow connects with a few right hands to Taz… Taz is getting back up in to the ropes… Al Snow with an irish whip… Al Snow ducks his head… Taz stops and kicks Al Snow right in the head… Taz hooks up Al Snow… T-Bone Tazplex by The Human Suplex Machine…I am now being joined by Hardcore Legend Mick Foley… Mick better late then never…
Mick:Im here Joey and I can already see that Taz is on top of his game…
Joey:Taz gets on the back of Al Snow and starts clubbering him with straight forearms right in to the side of the head…
Mick:Joey this is a little bit of ground and pound from Taz as he is just hammering the FTW Champion…
Joey:Taz now grabs Al Snow by the hair and throws him out of the ring…
Mick:Back in ECW Taz was not about the weapons… But this isnt ECW… This is the EWA and its a different Taz and he is going to take this match up to the Extreme…
Joey:Taz with Al Snow and whips him hard in to the steel guard rail…
Mick:Joey, Taz just grabbed a steel chair…
Joey:Steel to the Skull of Al Snow sending Al Snow over the guardrail and in to the crowd…
Mick:This is one of the staples of the Bingo Hall… Crowd Fighting and the interaction of the crowd… Especially handing out weapons…
Joey:A fan hands Taz a frying pan…
Mick:Why would a fan bring a frying pan?
Joey:As you said Mick… Crowd Interaction and Al Snow is going to get fried as he takes the frying pan right to the head…
Mick:Al Snow is trying to get away from Taz as the Law and Order of FTW Division is on top of his game…
Joey:Al Snow with a thumb to the eye of Taz… Al Snow grabs Taz by the head and rams his head right in to the concrete wall…
Mick:The Snowman is now asking for a chair…
Joey:The fans give Al Snow a chair and he cracks the skull of Taz… Al Snow opens up the chair… Taz gets up and gets slammed right down in to the chair… Al Snow covers him as the referee counts 1……………….2……… Taz kicks out…
Mick:Joey… Al Snow is bringing Taz up here to us at the Birds Nest…
Joey:Im getting unconfortable… Protect me Mick…
Mick:Joey… Al Snow cant hurt a fly… So yea…You better watch out…
Joey:Thanks Mick… As Al Snow with another chair shot to Taz…
Mick:Taz is now staggering up Joey and he is not looking so good as he is by the edge…
Joey:Al Snow goes to hook up Taz… Taz blocks the Suplex… T-BONE TAZPLEX OFF THE BIRDS NEST!
Mick:Not to steal a line…But… OH MY GOD!
Joey:Exactly Mick… Now Taz has to leave the Bird’s Nest and is now going after Al Snow… Taz covers him 1…………………2………………………3……NO! Al Snow gets his shoulder up…
Mick:Taz is bringing Al Snow back down to the ringside area…
Joey:Taz with an irish whip and Al Snow goes hard in to the steel guard rail… Taz charges… Back Drop by Al Snow and Taz goes over the guardrail…
Mick:It looks like there is fight left in Al Snow surprisingly…
Joey:Al Snow stands up the guardrail… Clothesline by Al Snow on to Taz…
Mick:Al Snow is looking underneath the ring and is pulling out a table… As the fans were beginning to chant… We Want Tables…
Joey:Yes they were as Al Snow slides the table in to the ring… Al Snow rolls Taz in the ring as well… Al Snow hooks up Taz… Brainbuster by the FTW Champion…
Mick:Al Snow is now standing the table up in the corner…
Joey:Al Snow covers Taz 1……………………..2…………… Kickout by Taz…
Mick:Al Snow is now bringing Taz close to the table…
Joey:Al Snow with a go behind… German Suplex… Blocked by Taz…Taz with elbows… German Release Tazplex in to the center of the ring by Taz…
Mick:Taz was able to block the German and hit one of his own…
Joey:Taz now hooks up Al Snow… T-Bone… No… Blocked by Al Snow… Snow hooks up Taz…. SNOW PLOW!
Mick:Thats gotta be it Joey…
Joey:Al Snow hooks the leg 1……………………….2……………………….3………NO! Taz gets his shoulder up…
Mick:I can not believe that one… Al Snow thought he had it sealed up but is now asking for a chair and the fans in Philly throw him one…
Joey:Taz gets up on to his feet…. Al Snow charges with the chair… Taz blocks the chair… Taz with a chair shot to Al Snow…
Mick:Al Snow is staggering around…
Joey:T-BONE TAZPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE! OH MY GOD!
Mick:Al Snow is out of it…
Joey:Taz is pulling Al Snow out of the broken Table… TAZMISSION!
Mick:No one gets out of the Tazmission…
Joey:AL SNOW TAPS OUT! NEW CHAMPION!
Mick:The Law and Order of FTW Division is now the FTW Champion…
Joey:Here is your winner and NEW FTW Champion… TAZ!
Mick:This was one hell of a brawl at the Bingo Hall..
Joey:Lands send it back over the Atlantic Ocean…To Mark and Rhino… For some more EWA Action…
Mark:Thank you Joey and as you can see the Ring is gone… The crowd has been moved up in to the stands… As we now get set for the first of two Bull Ring Matches…
EWA World Championship Number One Contender Tournament Bull Ring Match
Shio Corin vs Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Bull Ring Match and is part of the EWA World Championship Number One Contender Tournament… Introducing first…From Williamstown, Nj… Weighing in at 210 Pounds… SHIO CORIN…
(“Shoulder Lean” plays as Shio Corin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON…
(“Im Back” plays as Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson enters the arena…)
Mark:Both men are checking out their surroundings…
Rhino:This is a very unusual surface for a wrestling match…
Mark:That it is…Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson stomps on the foot of Shio Corin and then opens up with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:That was an interesting move from Half Dollar…
Mark:Henderson now grabs Shio Corin and is nailing him with knees to the midsection…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is using the grip he has on Shio Corin to choke him…
Mark:Everything is legal in this sort of match up…Shio kicks at the foot of Half Dollar… Henderson slips in the dirt… Shio Corin with a northern lights suplex…
Rhino:When you hit the ground its dirt and concrete…
Mark:Shio Corin now gets back up on his feet and now scoops up Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson and slams him right down to the ground… As he now goes for the cover 1……………………..2…………….Kickout by Half Dollar…
Rhino:Shio Corin is now walking around the bullring and has found a bull horn…
Mark:Half Dollar slowly gets back up on his feet and gets laid out with the Bull Horn…
Rhino:I think he could be knocked out…
Mark:Shio Corin with a cover 1………………………….2…………………Half Dollar gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shio Corin is in control of the former FTW Champion…
Mark:Shio Corin picks up Half Dollar and goes for a running powerslam…Half Dollar slides off his shoulder… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson now grabs Shio… German Suplex with a bridge 1…………………………2…………. Shio Corin kicks out…
Rhino:Shio is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Half Dollar is lining him up… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson charges and he rams Shio Corin right in to the wall…
Rhino:Shio Corin is staggering on his feet…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson lifts him up… Spinebuster by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… Henderson goes for a cover 1…………………….2……………………3……..NO!
Rhino:Shio Corin kicked out im shocked…
Mark:His head bounced off the ground which is why many are shocked…
Rhino:Half Dollar is now waiting for Shio Corin to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Half Dollar with a kick to the midsection… Going for a piledriver… No… Shio Corn with a Low Blow to Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:That was the only thing Shio Corin could do…
Mark:Corin now with a kick to the midsection… 16 BARS!
Rhino:Thats his move…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson was drilled right in to the ground… Shio Corin hooks the leg 1…………………..2……………………3……….NO! Half Dollar got his shoulder up…
Rhino:How in the world did he kick out?
Mark:Shio Corin is now waiting for Half Dollar to get back up…
Rhino:Half Dollar just grabbed a handfull of dirt…
Mark:Shio Corin goes for ONE MIC! DIRT IN THE EYES!
Rhino:Thats one way to counter a move…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson spears Shio Corin in to the ground… POCKET CHANGE!
Rhino:Will Shio Corin Tap Out?
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson has won many matches with this move…
Rhino:There is no ropes to break the hold…
Mark:SHIO CORIN TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BRIAN “Half Dollar” HENDERSON…
Rhino:Half Dollar has advanced in the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Tournament…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson will meet the winner of our Main Event…
EWA World Championship Number One Contender Tournament Bullring Match
Sting vs Subway
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Bullring Match and is part of the EWA World Championship Number One Contender Tournament… Introducing first… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in 220 Pounds… SUBWAY…
(“I wanna get high” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Venice Beach, Ca… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… The Man They Call STING…
(“Seek & Destroy” plays as Sting enters the arena…)
Mark:As we saw in the first championship tournament match you could see that the dirt will play a factor in this match up…
Rhino:You are right as that is what cost Shio Corin his match up…
Mark:Sting and Subway making their way to the middle of the bullring…
Rhino:The ring crew raked the sand before they came out but the footing will be a problem…
Mark:Both men look at one another as Subway slaps Sting right across the face…
Rhino:Sting slaps Subway right across the face as well…
Mark:Subway smiles after the slap and now there they go… Sting with right hands… Subway comes back with a couple of forearm shots to fire right back…
Rhino:Subway is now taking control as he just raked the forearm right across the eyes of Sting…
Mark:Subway scoops up and he slams Sting down in to the dirt and concrete…
Rhino:Who ever came up with this idea for this surrounding was probably on something as this is really tough on the competitors in this match…
Mark:Subway now rolls Sting over and is now rubbing Sting’s face in to the dirt… Subway with a knee to the top of the back of Sting driving him in to the dirt…
Rhino:Subway wants to get back in to the title picture in the EWA and this is his chance tonight…
Mark:Subway now waits for Sting to get back up on his feet… Swinging Neckbreaker by Subway…
Rhino:Each time someone falls in to the ground can really take alot out of you as we saw in the earlier match and we are seeing right now…
Mark:Subway with a cover 1……………….2…………. Sting kicks out…
Rhino:Subway is now picking Sting up by the hair…
Mark:Subway is now pulling Sting over to one of the walls here in the arena… Sting with a couple of shots to the ribs of Subway as they are walking… Sting now grabs Subway and drops him with a bulldog…
Rhino:Subway went face first in to the sand and concrete…
Mark:Sting covers Subway 1…………………..2………………….Kickout by Subway… Sting now turns Subway over and is now pushing his face in to the ground… Big Leg Drop by Sting as Subway goes back in to the sand and concrete…
Rhino:Subway’s face just got smashed in to the ground…
Mark:Sting goes for another cover 1…………………2…………… Subway kicks out again…
Rhino:Sting has taken control of the match up…
Mark:Sting scoops up Subway and rams him right in to the brick wall…
Rhino:Subway is holding on to his head…
Mark:Subway looks to be out on his feet… Sting grabs Subway by the hair and drives him backwards right in to the concrete…
Rhino:Subway has a glazed look in his eyes right now…
Mark:Sting with a cover 1……………………2……………….3… NO! Subway gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Sting is looking up at the crowd and he just pulled down a red cape…
Mark:Subway is getting up on to his feet… Sting is holding out the red bull cape and Subway comes charging like a bull and Sting moves the cape and side steps him…
Rhino:Sting is holding out the cape again…
Mark:Subway charges again and Sting moves it away again…
Rhino:Sting is playing mindgames with Subway at the moment…
Mark:Sting holds it out again… Subway charges… This time Subway puts the breaks up and gives Sting a big right hand…
Rhino:Sting was inside the head of Subway and now Subway came back and laid him out…
Mark:Subway now tries shaking off the cobwebs and now hooks up Sting… Double Arm DDT… Subway goes for a cover 1………………….2……….Kickout by Sting…
Rhino:Subway is now looking at the wall and has something in mind…
Mark:Sting is back up on his feet… Irish whip by Subway and Sting goes hard in to the wall…Subway now with a high back drop and Sting hits the ground hard…
Rhino:What is Subway doing now?
Mark:Subway is climbing up the wall…
Rhino:This could either be very good or very bad for Subway…
Mark:Subway now standing up on the wall…
Rhino:Sting is getting back up on his feet…
Mark:FLYING CROSSBODY! CONNECTS!
Rhino:Sting just hit the ground really hard as he took all of the weight of Subway…
Mark:Subway now covers him 1…………………………..2………………………..3………..NO! Sting gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Subway can not believe it…
Mark:Subway is now waiting for Sting to get back up on his feet…
Rhino:I think a Subline is coming up for Sting…
Mark:Sting staggers around… SUBLINE! NO! Sting ducks…Sting shoves Subway face first in to the wall…
Rhino:Subway is now staggering backwards…
Mark:SCORPION DEATH DROP! By Sting…
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Sting hooks the leg on Subway 1………………………2………………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STING…
Rhino:Sting has advanced in the EWA World Championship Number One Contender Tournament and will take on Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson at Monday Night Massacre…
Mark:Someone just jumped down in to the bull ring…
Rhino:Its… ITS…
Mark:ITS RAVEN!
Rhino:What in the world? Why is he here?
Mark:Raven is picking up Subway and kicks him in the midsection… Raven has him set for the Evenflow…
Rhino:Raven is motioning over to Sting…
Mark:Sting and Raven hook up Subway for a Double DDT… WHAT THE HELL! Raven just nailed Sting with a right hand…
Rhino:I think he had brass knuckles in his hand…
Mark:Raven laid out Sting… Subway and Raven look at one another… We gotta go… Sting has moved on in the Tournament… See you at Monday Night Massacre…
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