Summertime Blowout 2006

Mark:The Tokyo Dome is filled to Capacity… The EWA Has Arrived in Tokyo Japan for EWA Summertime Blowout… Alongside my broadcast partner Rhino… Im Mark and this is another Pay Per View Presentation from the EWA and what a line up we have tonight Rhino…

Rhino:I cant wait for our Main Event… Triple H and Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship and it will be a Japanese Death Match…

Mark:That will be one interesting match up to say the least as that is our Main Event… We will see if Brian can defeat The Game here tonight… Also we will see the EWA Television Championship on the line as Rob Van Dam battles Sting…

Rhino:Its Musical Chairs and its the TV Title… What more can you ask for…

Mark:How about a Three on Two Handicap Match when The Core battles Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Can Lone Jobber and Shawn Michaels actually be some sort of tag team unit?

Mark:We will have to see about that… Its going to be a wild night… As we get set for our opening contest…

Heidenreich vs Shio Corin

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Williamstown, Nj…Weighing in at 210 Pounds… SHIO CORIN…

(“Shoulder Lean” plays as Shio Corin enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New Orleans… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… HEIDENREICH…

(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Heidenreich goes right after Shio Corin as he backs him up in to the corner… Heidenreich has Corin in the corner and he is hammering him with knees to the midsection…

Rhino:Heidenreich is just driving the wind right out of Shio Corin…

Mark:Heidenreich with a hard irish whip sending Shio Corin in to the corner… Running Clothesline by Heidenreich…

Rhino:Shio Corin was just smashed in the corner…

Mark:Shio Corin is staggering out of the corner… Heidenreich scoops up Shio Corin… Running Powerslam… No Shio Corin slides off of his shoulder and he shoves Heidenreich in to the corner…

Rhino:Heidenreich is coming out of the corner…

Mark:Dropkick right to the jaw of Heidenreich as Shio Corin goes for the cover 1…………………..2……………Kickout by Heidenreich…

Rhino:Shio Corin is now climbing up to the top rope…

Mark:Flying Clothesline by Shio Corin connecting on Heidenreich…

Rhino:Shio Corin is doing everything he can to keep his job…As if he loses he will be fired…

Mark:Shio Corin goes for the cover 1………………….2…………Kickout by Heidenreich…

Rhino:Heidenreich is getting up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Shio Corin comes charging in… Heidenreich with a back elbow to the head of Shio Corin…

Rhino:Heidenreich caught him good with the elbow…

Mark:Tilt a Whirl Slam by Heidenreich driving Shio Corin straight in to the mat…

Rhino:Heidenreich is now grabbing Shio Corin and bringing him to the corner…

Mark:Hard Irish Whip by Heidenreich sending Shio Corin in to the corner… Shio Corin comes out of the corner… High Back Body Drop by Heidenreich…

Rhino:Shio Corin went high in to the air…

Mark:Shio Corin comes staggering up on to his feet… POWER DUNK!

Rhino:Heidenreich drilled him right in to the mat…

Mark:Heidenreich hooks the leg of Shio Corin 1………………….2………………3… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner HEIDENREICH…

Rhino:Heidenreich takes out Shio Corin tonight and I believe thats the end of Shio Corin…

Mark:I guess that means Shio Corin is fired…

(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out on stage…)

Rhino:Looks like Shio Corin is going to find out his fate…

Shane:Shio Corin… It was stated before the match… If you lost… You were going to be fired… So SHIO CORIN… YOU’RE FIRED!

Rhino:Thats the end of the Shio Corin era in the EWA…

Mark:Shane McMahon still has a huge announcement to come later tonight… Right now lets get set for our next contest…

Darien vs Buck Diamondback

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… DARIEN…

(“Figure 09” plays as Darien enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Salt Lake City,Utah… Weighing in at 300 Pounds… BUCK DIAMONBACK…

(“Cowboys From Hell” plays as Buck Diamondback enters the arena…)

Mark:Darien and Buck Diamondback square off in the center of the ring…Buck Diamondback goes in for a collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring… Diamonback backs Darien in to the ropes… Buck Diamondback goes for a clothesline… Darien ducks…And is now opening up on Buck Diamondback…

Rhino:Darien is backing the bigger Buck Diamondback in to the ropes…

Mark:Darien goes for a clothesline…Ducked by Diamondback…Diamondback with a couple of straight right hands as he sends Darien off in to the ropes…Darien comes off the ropes and Buck Diamondback connects with a powerslam…

Rhino:The three hundred pound powerslam right in to the mat had to be crushing for Darien…

Mark:Diamondback now drops the leg on the back of the neck of Darien… Buck Diamondback turns him over and goes for the cover 1……………………..2……………Kickout by Darien…

Rhino:Darien is crawling over in to the corner…

Mark:Buck Diamondback is driving his boot right in to the throat of Darien…

Rhino:Right now the Cowboy from Utah is in complete control…

Mark:Buck Diamondback with an irish whip… Darien comes off the ropes… Samoan Drop by Buck Diamondback… Another cover 1……………………2………… Darien gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Buck Diamondback is getting a little frustrated with the referee…

Mark:Darien is now staggering up on to his feet… Buck Diamondback comes charging with a running Lariat… Ducked by Darien…Diamondback turns around… SPIC KICK!

Rhino:That caught Buck Diamondback right underneath the jaw…

Mark:Darien goes for the cover 1………………………2……………..Kickout by Buck Diamondback… Darien is now waiting for Diamondback to get back up on his feet…

Rhino:Darien is looking to build momentum…

Mark:Darien goes behind Buck Diamondback… Reverse Implant DDT…

Rhino:Nice DDT by Darien…

Mark:Darien now heading to the top rope…

Rhino:Buck Diamondback is getting up on his feet…

Mark:Darien comes off the top rope… Flying Spin Kick by Darien connects and knocks down the big man…

Rhino:Buck Diamondback is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Kick to the midsection by Darien…TWIST OF SPIC!

Rhino:Thats gonna be it…

Mark:The big man is down… Darien now hooks the leg of Buck Diamondback 1……………….2…………….3…. HE GOT HIM!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DARIEN…

Rhino:Darien is part of the new monthly circuit and he picks up the wind…

Mark:That he did… Right now we are heading backstage as Kent Richardson has some news on the status of William McConnell… Kent…

Kent:Yes Mark…Earlier tonight EWA Officials found William McConnell down in one of the hallways here in the Tokyo Dome as he was attacked by someone unknown person… What this means is that the EWA Doctors here tonight are not going to allow William McConnell compete here tonight in the upcoming Three on Two Handicap Match between The Core and Shawn Michaels & Lone Jobber… We tried to get a word with William McConnell but he was unable to speak to us… We are told that he is now on his way to the hospital to get checked on… We hope to have an update… Wait one second… Shane…

Shane:What Kent…

Kent:Can you give us any more update on William McConnell…

Shane:McConnell’s out of the match tonight…But it will still be a Handicap Match up tonight… As The Core has found a replacement…

Kent:Who?

Shane:No Comment…(Shane Walks away)

Kent:Well guys thats all I have for you… So back to you…

Mark:Thats big news… McConnell wont be in action tonight… But the show must go on… As we now get set for our next contest…

“Impact Player” Jeremy Johnson vs Retro Playa

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… THE RETRO PLAYA…

(“Play That Funky Music” plays as The Retro Playa enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Philadelphia, Pa… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Paul Heyman… The Impact Player JEREMY JOHNSON…

(“Pro Pain” plays as Jeremy Johnson enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… This is Jeremy Johnson’s first match back in action since March of 2006… While we havent seen The Retro Playa since Final Salute-Tion…

Rhino:Final Salute-tion? Whats that…

Mark:That was going to be the final monthly brand event… But now the brand is back and now Paul Heyman is unleashing The Impact Player Jeremy Johnson back on the EWA… The Retro Playa with a couple of right hands to the Impact Player…

Rhino:I dont know if it is smart to get in a slugfest with The Impact Player…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson gets backed up in to the ropes by The Retro Playa… Johnson with a reversal… Retro Playa comes off the ropes… Crossbody… Caught in midair by Jeremy Johnson…

Rhino:Retro Playa is in trouble now…

Mark:Fallaway Slam by Jeremy Johnson sending Retro Playa half way across the ring…

Rhino:Retro Playa is getting back up on his feet…

Mark:Johnson hooks up Retro Playa… Sidewalk Slam driving Retro Playa right in to the mat as he goes for a cover 1……………….2……………Kickout by The Retro Playa…

Rhino:The Impact Player is really dominating this match up thus far…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson whips Retro Playa in to the corner… Johnson now drives his shoulder in to the midsection of Retro Playa…

Rhino:Look at this man work… He is like a monster in there and Paul Heyman has a big smile on his face…

Mark:Johnson now pulls Retro Playa out of the corner… Bearhug by The Impact Player Jeremy Johnson…

Rhino:Johnson is trying to just squeeze the life out of The Retro Playa…

Mark:The referee is now checking on Retro Playa…

Rhino:He seems to be on his way to dream street…

Mark:The referee lifts up the arm of Retro Playa and it drops right down… One more time and it drops again…

Rhino:One more time and this match up is over…

Mark:The referee lifts up the arm and it doesnt drop…

Rhino:There is fight left in The Retro Playa…

Mark:Retro Playa rakes the eyes of Impact Player to break up the bear hug… Right hands by Retro Playa backing Impact Player in to the ropes… Irish whip… Johnson comes off the ropes… Flying Back Elbow…

Rhino:That knocked Johnson back in to the ropes…

Mark:Retro Playa goes for a kick… Johnson catches the leg… Enziguri by The Retro Playa…

Rhino:That took The Impact Player off of his feet and Paul Heyman is now worried on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Johnson is back in the corner… Retro Playa comes charging… Monkey Flip out of the corner…

Rhino:Johnson is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Tornado DDT by The Retro Playa driving Johnson right in to the mat as he now goes for a cover 1……………………….2…………………..3…NO! The Impact Player gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Paul Heyman is worried as he can not help his client right now…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson is now getting back up on to his feet… The Retro Playa is now setting him up for the Cutting Edge…

Rhino:If he hits it… This will be it for The Impact Player…

Mark:CUTTING EDGE! NO! Johnson slides out of it… Jeremy Johson spins Retro Playa around… MISSION STATEMENT!

Rhino:What a spinebuster… Retro Playa’s head bounced right off the canvas…

Mark:Paul Heyman has a smile on his face now as The Impact Playa is getting Retro Playa setup…

Rhino:This could be it right here…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson hooks him up… THE TOTAL IMPACT!

Rhino:Thats it… The Retro Playa is not moving…

Mark:Johnson let the blood rush to the head and then he turned him over… As he now goes for the cover 1…………………..2……………3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JEREMY JOHNSON…

Rhino:Jeremy Johnson made The Impact that Paul Heyman said he was going to make…

Mark:Yes he did… Who on the Monthly Brand can stop The Impact Player? We will see… But now its time for our next contest…

Shane Munns vs Megumi Kudo

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… MEGUMI KUDO…

(The Japanese National Anthem begins to play as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Morrisville, Nc… Weighing in at 253 Pounds… SHANE MUNNS…

(“Number 1” plays as Shane Munns enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Megumi Kudo and Shane Munns circling one another in the center of the ring… Munns goes for a right hand… Blocked by Kudo… Megumi Kudo connects with a couple of forearms right to the face of Shane Munns…

Rhino:She fired right at him with those forearms…

Mark:Megumi Kudo with an irish whip sending Shane Munns in to the ropes… Shane Munns comes off the ropes… Megumi Kudo ducks her head… Shane Munns puts on the breaks and kicks her right in the face…

Rhino:That caught her right in the face and that was a hard kick…

Mark:Shane Munns grabs Megumi Kudo and connects with a short arm clothesline… Shane Munns goes for a clothesline 1……………..2………………Megumi Kudo kicks out…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now getting back up on her feet near the ropes…

Mark:Shane Munns connects with a couple of right hands to Megumi Kudo as he whips her in to the ropes… Tilt a whirl slam… No… Countered by Megumi Kudo as she takes him over with an arm drag take over…

Rhino:Nice move by Kudo…

Mark:Shane Munns gets up on his feet… Kudo kicks him in the midsection and a kick right to the side of the head…

Rhino:Shane Munns ears must be ringing after that kick…

Mark:Shane Munns went down after the kick… Megumi Kudo now on the apron… Springboard Leg Drop by Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now taking over this match up…

Mark:Megumi Kudo goes for a cover 1……………………2……………Kickout by Shane Munns…

Rhino:Munns is struggling up to his feet…

Mark:Megumi Kudo goes charging at Shane Munns… Munns ducks and he back drops her over the top rope and to the floor goes Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:Kudo was building up momentum but Shane Munns countered and stopped the momentum…

Mark:Shane Munns is now on the apron and connects with a double axe handle as Megumi Kudo was getting up on her feet…

Rhino:Shane Munns now has control of Megumi Kudo…

Mark:Shane Munns scoops up and slams Megumi Kudo face first on to the steel guardrail… Shane Munns now grabs Megumi Kudo and rams her right in to the steel ring post…

Rhino:You can see the pain on Megumi Kudo’s face…

Mark:Shane Munns rolls Megumi Kudo in to the ring and now goes for the cover 1……………………2…………….Kickout by Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:Shane Munns is now waiting for Megumi Kudo to get up on her feet…

Mark:Kick to the midsection by Shane Munns… Piledriver by Shane Munns as Megumi Kudo went head first in to the canvas…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo could be done right here…

Mark:Shane Munns hooks the leg 1…………………………..2……………………..3………NO! Megumi Kudo kicks out…

Rhino:Shane Munns thought she was done…

Mark:Shane Munns now is waiting for her to get up again as he wants to his move… Pass to Death…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is staggering around…

Mark:Shane Munns with a kick to the midsection… PASS TO DEATH! NO! Megumi Kudo gets out… School Girl 1……………….2…….KUDO HAS THE ROPES…3….. SHE GOT HIM!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MEGUMI KUDO…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo had to cheat to win to beat Shane Munns as she grabbed on to the ropes for leverage…

Mark:Megumi Kudo steals one here against Shane Munns…As we get set for more EWA Action…

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Manhattan, Ny… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… AARON MARX…

(“Accidents” plays as Aaron Marx enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds…The X Core Soldier… SUBWAY…

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go…

Rhino:This is the return of Aaron Marx to the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… Is he as Sure of thing as he once was?

Mark:We are going to find it out right here as Aaron Marx takes a couple of straight forearm shots from Subway backing him up in to the ropes…Irish whip by Subway sending Aaron Marx in to the ropes… Marx comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop by Subway…

Rhino:Aaron Marx is getting up on to his feet…

Mark:Running Knee to the midsection by Subway driving it right in to the midsection of Aaron Marx…Subway now gets on top of Aaron Marx and is now driving his forearm right in to the throat of Aaron Marx…

Rhino:Subway is trying to choke the life out of Aaron Marx…

Mark:Subway now picks up Aaron Marx on his shoulder… Snake Eyes coming… No Aaron Marx counters out and shoves Subway in to the corner… Subway staggers backwards… Dropkick by Aaron Marx sending Subway right in to the corner…

Rhino:Subway just hit the corner twice in a row and he might be seeing stars…

Mark:Aaron Marx has Subway setup… Head On Collision!

Rhino:Marx drove Subway right in to his knee with a bulldog…

Mark:Aaron Marx goes for a cover 1………………….2……………..Kickout by Subway…

Rhino:Aaron Marx is now going to the outside on the apron…

Mark:Marx slingshots himself over the top rope… Springboard Clothesline by Aaron Marx…

Rhino:Nice Clothesline…

Mark:Aaron Marx goes back out on the apron… Slingshot Leg Drop connects as Aaron Marx goes for the cover 1………………….2……………..Kickout by Subway again…

Rhino:Subway is now getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Aaron Marx hooks Subway up for a suplex… Blocked by Subway… Front Face Suplex by Subway driving Aaron Marx in to the mat…

Rhino:Aaron Marx had the wind knocked out of him with the suplex…

Mark:Subway now with an irish whip in to the corner… Subway charges and drives the knee in to the midsection of Aaron Marx… Marx comes out of the corner… Double Arm DDT…

Rhino:Marx has been laid out by Subway…

Mark:Subway hooks the leg 1………………….2……………3……NO! Aaron Marx’s foot is on the rope…

Rhino:How did that happen?

Mark:Aaron Marx’s personal cameraman put his leg on the rope…

Rhino:The referee didnt see it…

Mark:Subway now with a hard irish whip in to the corner… Aaron Marx comes out of the corner… SUBLINE! NO! Aaron Marx ducks the clothesline… Kick to the midsection by Marx…THE FALLOUT!

Rhino:Subway was laid out by Aaron Marx… As now Aaron Marx is heading to the top rope…

Mark:Aaron Marx standing on the top rope… X-MARX!

Rhino:What a 360 Elbow Drop that was by Aaron Marx…

Mark:Aaron Marx hooks the leg 1…………………..2………………3…. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AARON MARX!

Rhino:The Turning Point in this match up was when Aaron Marx’s personal cameraman put his foot on the ropes after the DDT…

Mark:Aaron Marx is back and is back on the winning track… Lets get set for our next contest…

The Core vs Shawn Michaels & Lone Jobber

Pa Announcer:This Next Contest is a Three on Two Handicap Match… Introducing first… Team Number One… First from The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…

(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His tag team partner… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponents…Representing The Core… The Team of JASON CAIN… MAGNUM & ARCANE…

(“Higher Brain Pattern” plays as The Core enters the arena…)

Rhino:Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber are really up against it in this one as there are two seven foot monsters for The Core…

Mark:We saw Magnum last week and we are now seeing Arcane… Lone Jobber is starting things out against Jason Cain… Right hands by Lone Jobber as he backs Jason Cain up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Lone Jobber… Jason Cain comes off the ropes… Hip Toss by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Jason Cain is getting right back…

Mark:Arm Drag take over by Lone Jobber as he now works over the arm of Jason Cain…

Rhino:Has there been any update on William McConnell?

Mark:I havent recieved any as of yet as Jason Cain now gets back on his feet… Dropkick by Lone Jobber sending Jason Cain out of the ring…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now by the ropes and he is looking down at Jason Cain…

Mark:Magnum is in the ring and he clothesline Lone Jobber from behind…

Rhino:Magnum came in to the ring before Lone Jobber was able to launch himself over the top rope…

Mark:Jason Cain now grabs the legs of Lone Jobber… Magnum distracting the referee as Jason Cain pulls Lone Jobber’s legs right in to the steel ring post…

Rhino:Lone Jobber will be speaking a higher tune on KJOB next week after that shot…

Mark:Jason Cain back in the ring and is dragging Lone Jobber to the The Core corner…Jason Cain tags in Magnum as Lone Jobber gets sent in to the ropes… Big Double Clothesline by The Core as Magnum now goes for the cover 1……………..2……… Lone Jobber kicks out…

Rhino:Magnum is bring Lone Jobber over in to the corner…

Mark:Boot to the throat choking the life out of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:All Shawn Michaels can do is watch from the corner…

Mark:Magnum scoops up and slams Lone Jobber straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Jason Cain is asking to be tagged back in to the ring…

Mark:Jason Cain comes off the top rope and drops the leg right on to Lone Jobber… Jason Cain goes for a cover 1………………….2……………Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:You can see that Shawn Michaels wants in to this match up… But we are now seeing Arcane as Jason Cain tags him in…

Mark:This is the first time we are seeing Arcane in the EWA… Arcane an impressive man standing at Seven Foot… 336… As he now grabs the back of the neck of Lone Jobber… Face Eraser!

Rhino:Thats a reverse Chokeslam and Lone Jobber was drilled right in to the mat…

Mark:Arcane now covers Lone Jobber 1…………………..2…………………..Kickout by Lone Jobber again…

Rhino:Jason Cain wants to be tagged back in to the ring…

Mark:Arcane tags him in and sends Lone Jobber in to the corner… Jason Cain comes charging in with a splash… Lone Jobber misses… Go behind by Lone Jobber… Reverse DDT and both men are now down on the canvas…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now crawling to the corner to tag in Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Jason Cain tags in Magnum… Shawn Michaels gets the tag…

Rhino:Here comes The Showstopper…

Mark:Right hands by Shawn Michaels to the big man…

Rhino:It is only rocking the big man…

Mark:Michaels goes for an irish whip… Reversal by Magnum… Magnum goes for a clothesline and he lays out Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:He took Shawn Michaels head off with that one…

Mark:Magnum now whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes again… Big Boot… Ducked by Shawn Michaels… Superkick!

Rhino:What a kick by Shawn Michaels… And it got the big man off of his feet…

Mark:Arcane is in the ring… The referee is trying to hold him back…

Rhino:Someone just came down the ramp…

Mark:McConnell is in the ring… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK!

Rhino:I thought he was hurt…

Mark:So did I… But McConnell has just laid out Shawn Michaels with a Five Star Superkick… Magnum crawls on top of Shawn Michaels as the referee now makes the count 1…………………………..2……………………3……NO! Shawn Michaels kicks out…

Rhino:He Kicked Out! WOW!

Mark:Michaels still alive…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now in the ring and he just went after the big man Arcane…

Mark:Lone Jobber is fighting the big man up the entrance ramp…Magnum tags in Jason Cain… Jason Cain with boots to Michaels as he is now trying to pull himself up on his feet…

Rhino:Its now a Two on One Handicap Match as Lone Jobber and Arcane are battling towards the back…

Mark:Jason Cain now whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Michaels comes off… Flying Forearm Shot by HBK…

Rhino:Both men are down…

Mark:Nip Up by Shawn Michaels…Cain is up on his feet… Atomic Drop by Shawn Michaels…A couple of right hands and a scoop slam by The Heartbreak Kid…

Rhino:Shawn has a second win and is now heading to the top rope…

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop by HBK Connects on Jason Cain…

Rhino:Magnum is coming in to the ring…

Mark:Magnum goes for a big boot… Ducked by HBK… SUPERKICK! Knocking Magnum out of the ring…

Rhino:Jason Cain is getting back up…

Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Cain Ducks… Kick to the midsection… UP AND OVER! NO! Michaels counters out… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Thats gotta be it…

Mark:Michaels hooks the leg 1…………………….2………………….3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners LONE JOBBER and SHAWN MICHAELS…

Rhino:They werent much of a team but they came out on top here tonight against The Core…

Mark:Shawn Michaels celebrating in the ring as the camera man gets a close up… WHAT THE HELL! The Camera Man just smashed Shawn Michaels right in the head with the Camera…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is bleeding as the Camera broke right in his face…

Mark:Why would a camera man do this… Wait a second… Look on the back of the Camera Man’s shirt… It says Paparazzi Productions…

Rhino:Is that him?

Mark:Who ever it is… Is standing over Shawn Michaels right now and he just left a card on the chest of Shawn Michaels and it says Paparazzi Productions…

Rhino:We need some help for Shawn Michaels now…

Mark:Paparazzi Productions has struck…As officials help Shawn Michaels to the back… We are getting set for the EWA Television Championship Match…

EWA Television Championship Musical Chairs Match
Rob Van Dam(c) vs Sting

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a MUSICAL CHAIRS MATCH and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Venice Beach, Ca… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… The Man They Call STING!

(“Seek & Destroy” plays as Sting enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Battle Creek, Michigan… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The EWA Televison Champion… ROB VAN DAM…

(“Walk” plays as Rob Van Dam enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is under way…

Rhino:For those new to the EWA… To win a Musical Chairs Match is by knocking your opponent out with a Chair and then sitting in the chair…

Mark:Van Dam and Sting in the center of the ring… Van Dam with forearms to the face of Sting… Sting gets backed up in to the corner by RVD… Spin Kick in the corner by RVD to Sting in the corner… Sting comes staggering out of the corner and Van Dam with a standing Spin Kick laying out Sting…

Rhino:RVD is now going to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Van Dam brings a steel chair in to the ring… Sting gets up on his feet and Van Dam just throws the chair in to the face of Sting sending Sting through the ropes and to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Van Dam is opening up the chair in the ring…

Mark:Van Dam leaps on the chair and on to the ropes… Triple Jump Senton by Rob Van Dam as he lands right on to Sting on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:What a move by Rob Van Dam…

Mark:RVD now grabs Sting and hangs him over the steel guardrail…

Rhino:Van Dam is up on the ring apron…

Mark:Spinning Leg Drop off the Ring Apron down on to Sting…

Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is in complete control of the match up…

Mark:Van Dam rolls Sting back in to the ring and is bringing another steel chair in to the ring as well…

Rhino:Sting is using the ropes in the corner to get back up on his feet…

Mark:Van Dam drops the chair…RVD charges at Sting… Monkey Flip by Rob Van Dam and Sting goes hard in to the steel chair…

Rhino:The Whole Fn’ Show is on fire right now…

Mark:Rob Van Dam is now climbing the top rope with steel chair in hand…

Rhino:The Man They Call Sting is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Leaping Kick with the Chair… Sting ducks and Rob Van Dam goes crashing in to the canvas…

Rhino:One too many high risk moves by Rob Van Dam…

Mark:Sting now with hard knife edge chops to the chest of Rob Van Dam… Sting whips RVD in to the ropes… Running Bulldog by Sting driving RVD face first in to the steel chair…

Rhino:Rob Van Dam is not in a good way right now…

Mark:Sting with an irish whip sending Van Dam in to the corner… Sting grabs a chair… STINGER SPLASH WITH STEEL CHAIR!

Rhino:What a move that was…

Mark:RVD is staggering out of the corner and he falls flat on his face…

Rhino:Sting now in control is looking down at the EWA Television Champion…

Mark:Sting hooks up RVD… Scorpion Death Lock…

Rhino:Sting cant win this way… As he needs to knock Van Dam out with a chair…

Mark:Van Dam is worn down as Sting lets go of the Scorpion Death Lock…

Rhino:Sting is in control as Van Dam is using the ropes to pull himself back up on his feet…

Mark:Sting picks up a steel chair as he goes charging at Van Dam… Van Dam moves… Sting misses with the chair… VAN DAMINATOR!

Rhino:Sting isnt moving yet but Van Dam needs to sit down in the chair and he might be able to retain his Television Championship…

Mark:Van Dam grabs the chair and he sits down but Sting is moving…

Rhino:RVD was too worn down to capitalize on the Van Daminator…

Mark:RVD scoops up Sting and slams him down on the canvas… RVD places a steel chair on the chest of Sting…

Rhino:Van Dam is heading to the top rope…Sting is in trouble…

Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! NO! STING THROWS THE CHAIR IN THE FACE OF RVD!

Rhino:Van Dam is in a bad way…As he was caught in mid air and he is not moving…

Mark:Sting grabs the steel chair and grabs RVD by the neck… Chair to the throat of RVD…

Rhino:RVD is holding on to his throat as Sting just picked up the baseball bat…

Mark:Sting lays the chair on the face of RVD… OH MY GOD! STING JUST SMASHED THE BAT IN THE FACE OF RVD!

Rhino:RVD Is Out Cold!

Mark:Sting opens up the chair and sit down… The referee is counting Van Dam out… Eight… Nine… Ten! NEW CHAMPION!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Television Champion… STING…

Rhino:Sting knocked Van Dam out with the Baseball Bat in to the chair…

Mark:The Stinger is now TV Champ… What will happen next… Wait a minute… I think I know… As thats the sound of Shane McMahon’s Music…

(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon enters the arena…)

Rhino:Guess we are going to hear the Major Announcement from Shane McMahon…

Shane:Well there are a few things I need to get off of my chest… First off… I am happy to report that William McConnell is okay as the injury suffered earlier tonight was nothing serious and he will be returning to action in the very near future…

Rhino:Did Shane not see him interfer in the Core vs Shawn Michaels & Lone Jobber Match?

Mark:I guess not…

Shane:I would like to also announce that William McConnell is cashing in the contract that he won back at New Years Evil and he will be fighting for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at the Biggest Event of the Year… GLORY! As he will be taking on the winner of the upcoming Japanese Death Match between The Game Triple H and Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…

Rhino:Thats big news…

Mark:It is… But I dont think thats all of it…

Shane:However… Thats not my major announcement… My major announcement does effect Glory however… Six Years Ago I was brought in to this company by a man named Rob Parks… I was brought in as EWA Commissioner just to handle some of the duties in the EWA… But as time has gone on… I have basically taken full control of this company… Even moving up in to the role of Vice President… But lately I have been sitting at EWA Headquarters in my office just thinking to myself… I wish all of this was mine… I have been thinking what would it be like if I owned the entire EWA… So I made some calls to some people that I know and they said that after all of these years there should be a way that I could legally stake claim in the EWA in some fashion and I figured well… I think thats what I want to do… I want to take control of the EWA without having to answer to anyone… Whatever decision I make… I want it to be official… I want to be the CEO of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… But I know that I cant just do that without going to court and we have all seen what happens when you go to court… You get a Hot Dog Vender as your President… So you see… What I have right here is a Contract…This contract is for a match up at the next EWA Pay Per View entitled… GLORY… The event created by Rob Parks… In this contract it states that if I win this match up I will be allowed to buy 51 Percent of the EWA… Thus becoming the Majority Owner of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance and becoming the CEO of the EWA…Now if I were to lose this match up… I will no longer make any attempt at staking claim at ownership of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance as long as I am apart of this company…

Mark:Who will Shane McMahon be fighting?

Rhino:Im on the edge of my seat…

Shane:Now the question is… Who can I fight at Glory… Well… There is only one person that I can fight… And thats ROB PARKS!

Rhino:No Way!

Mark:Wow!

Shane:You see Rob… Im challenging you to a match up at the event you created… GLORY… I have faxed many copies of this contract to all of the different addresses for you… So that you can sign this contract and show yourself to fight me… Shane McMahon… At GLORY…

Rhino:This is Big…

Shane:The decision is up to you Rob… Because at Glory… I will take my rightful place as the OWNER… Of the EXTREME WRESTLING… ALL…

Rhino:Someone just jumped the guardrail…

Mark:Thats DOUG KINSELLA!

Rhino:Whats he doing here…

Shane:WHAT THE!

Mark:FINAL TOUCH! DOUG KINSELLA HAS LAID OUT SHANE MCMAHON!

Rhino:I thought he was fired…

Mark:So did I… Shane McMahon has been laid out by Doug Kinsella after making a huge announcement… The fans cheer Doug Kinsella as he celebrates in the crowd… The same way he came in to the arena he is leaving through the crowd…

Rhino:Shane McMahon is gonna be furious…

Mark:Will Rob Parks accept the Challenge? Right now it is time for our Main Event…

EWA World Heavyweight Championship Japanese Death Match
Triple H(c) vs Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson
Written by Dprincedso. Edited by RNS

MARK: We’ve been through it all, people. From Corin and Heidenreich to HBK and Jobber teaming up to face The Core. Aaron Marx came back and faced off against Subway. Darien faced Diamondback. Playa faced Johnson. There’s three matches I haven’t got to yet and there’s a reason why.

RHINO: These matches were special in their own right.

MARK: It’s because one of the matches featured Megumi Kudo wrestling here in here home.

RHINO: And man, did she ever get a hero’s welcome.

MARK: The second match was the brain-child of our current EWA President and that match was for the EWA Television Championship. Rob Van Dam. Sting. Musical Chairs.

RHINO: Any match named after the sound a chair makes when it slams up against a person is sick and that match was just plain sick.

MARK: But now we get to the big one. We get to the main event. It’s Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson versus Triple H for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship and it’s not just any match, it’s a tradition here in Japan in being a Japanese Death Match.

RHINO: The Japanese are bar none THE most respectful fans as far as wrestling goes. It’s been a mix here with the fans sometimes being like American fans and sometimes like themselves. With this main event coming up, you wonder how they’ll act.

MARK: The Death Match is a regular here unlike in the states where it’s a gimmick. This Death Match has been kept pretty basic. Hmm. Why is it basic?

RHINO: Beats me. They might be challenging the wrestlers to use their imaginations here. Still, when you got C-4, two-by-fours, steel chairs and barbed wire ropes, there’s little to leave to the imagination.

P. A. ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for THE MAIN EVENT! This match is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship and it is YOUR JAPANESE DEATH MATCH!

(“I’m Back” by Eminem plays throughout the Tokyo Dome)

P. A. ANNOUNCER: First, introducing the challenger. From Brooklyn, New York and weighing in at 235 pounds….”HALF DOLLAR” BRIAN HENDERSON!

MARK: Earlier, the EWA held a tournament to determine the number one contender to the EWA World Heavyweight Championship. Brian Henderson took some Pocket Change and beat everyone he needed to and got here.

RHINO: It’s his chance. He did it with change and Henderson might be able to get it done but it’s not gonna be easy because he’s gonna have to literally almost kill himself to do it.

MARK: This will be Half Dollar’s most brutal match by far and he left the EWA some time ago. I see this as a true welcome back.

RHINO: Yeah. You see him roll in the ring and take a look? The expression on his face said it all; do or die.

(“The King Of Kings” by MotorHead plays throughout the Tokyo Dome)

P. A. ANNOUNCER: And now, introducing the current EWA World Heavyweight Champion. From Greenwich, Connecticut and weighing in at 260 pounds….representing Degeneration X….”THE GAME” TRIPLE H!

MARK: Here comes Triple H to….light applause?

RHINO: This crowd has been American for the most night but right now, it’s a mixed bag as The Game comes down to the ring with the Japanese crowd responding like a traditional Japanese crowd does. I mean, you hear some boos from others in the seats but this crowd is largely Japanese. If this keeps up, this is going to be one quiet match.

MARK: And for the first time, The Game kinda looks out of it. We’ve been all around the world and have had rowdy crowds. I’ll guess he’ll have to go on what he’s getting. I’m a bit surprised as well.

RHINO: Triple H and Brian Henderson eye to eye real quick. Not a lot of wasted time here.

MARK: Stare down. Whee. Oop. So much for that.

RHINO: Half Dollar and The Game goin’ punch for punch. Dollar gettin’ the advantage. Triple H does have a weight and height advantage here but Half Dollar really taking it to him with some rights and lefts! Triple H’s face almost can’t turn as fast as Half Dollar’s punchin’!

MARK: Half Dollar off the WHOA! Barbed wire ropes!

RHINO: There’s the inexperience right there! The lack of being in Death Matches Japanese or whatever almost had Half Dollar sending himself into barbed wire ropes! Good thing he hit the brakes. SPINEBUSTER!

MARK: Half Dollar turned right around into a spinebuster and Triple H getting up feeling his jaw. He’s pissed off now.

RHINO: Yeah. Reading his lips saying “get up, you son of a bitch” wasn’t a dead give away.

MARK: Triple H with a clothesline knockdown. Half Dollar gets up and again, a taste of Triple H arm. Henderson pops back up. Kick to the gut. Knee buster. A third hard clothesline that pretty much inverts Half Dollar and sends him rolling. Speaking of rolling, Triple H is rolling here.

RHINO: He’s feeling it, Mark. That confident smirk on his face? He knows he’s got control.

MARK: Triple H rolls out the ring. Looking for something to make this match a little more deadly. Triple H getting what looks like a table out. Hurt his hand a little there.

RHINO: That’s because the table is freakin’ wrapped in barbed wire and would you look at the size of that explosive on that table?

MARK: It’s a freakin’ pillow. The explosive is about the size of a small pillow and it’s pretty safe to say if someone goes into that table, they don’t come out.

RHINO: And look what it has written on it. “Roach Motel.” Purgatory was here screams the table. You know he does make all the weapons here in the EWA. Triple H is not setting up that table

MARK: Triple H going under the ring again and how much worse can this SLEDGEHAMMER! TRIPLE H HAS HIS PARTNER IN CRIME! HIS TRADEMARK! And it looks like his best friend’s got an upgrade!

RHINO: The damn hammer is wrapped in freakin’ barbed wire! This match just went from extreme to damn sinister!

MARK: Triple H with a sick smirk on his face. Slides the hammer into the ring and rolls into it. Triple H very sure of himself here. What’s that he has in his hand. Oh crap. Lighter fluid. Triple H squeezing lighter fluid onto the hammer end of the sledgehammer. Triple H is picking up that flaming barbed wire sledgehammer! This WILL end it here!

RHINO: FLAMING BARBED WIRE SLEDGEHAMMER OF DOOM! What the hell? What the hell was that?

MARK: Triple H got a face full of something there! Can we get a replay! Okay, Triple H literally going for the kill with that hammer and Half Dollar was crouched over and right there! Right there! Half Dollar got his hands on some fire himself as he threw a fireball right into the face of Triple H!

RHINO: Attack me if you dare, I will crush you! Triple H eating fireball and immediately dropping the hammer and Half Dollar’s got the sledgehammer! It’s still on fire! Half Dollars got the sledgehammer! YES! He catches Triple H with it! EAT IT! EAT IT YOU SON OF A BITCH!

MARK: Triple H getting a taste of his own medicine as Brian “Half Dollar Henderson, bloody nose and all, catches Hunter with the hammer. Goes for the pin! Ref in position! One! Two! Two count! You can literally hear every shot here because this crowd, despite some applause, has been quiet.

RHINO: A Japanese crowd to be sure as Half Dollar’s out here looking for something to equalize things here. Barbed wire chair and a two by four? Why the hell not?

MARK: Half Dollar sliding both into the ring. Triple H on all fours and look at the blood pouring from his head. Looks like someone turned a faucet on. OH MAN! That two by four just got shattered over the back of Triple H as Henderson is now in control of this match here. Triple H writhing in pain as Half Dollar is looking at the chair. He feels that now is the time. Now is the time he can become EWA World Heavyweight Champion and now he’s taking the lighter fluid to the barbed wire chair. Half Dollar pulling a Triple H in a way here. That chair is on fire and Henderson going for thspinehotshot into the barbed wire ropes!

RHINO: What did you just say?

MARK: Triple H caught Half Dollar coming in and he looked like he was going to hit a spinebuster but instead, put Half Dollar into the ropes, barbed wire ropes, and the chair never made contact with Triple H! Henderson painfully slides onto the apron. Triple H trying to find his way up. Half Dollar on the apron. Unbelievable that both of these guys are even on their feet here. Triple H with a wild swing. Half Dollar with a lock. What a show of power! OH NO! OH NO! TRIPLE H AND HALF DOLLAR JUST WENT THROUGH THE ROACH MOTEL TABLE AND DID YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF THAT EXPLOSION?

RHINO: I can’t hear a damn thing! Triple H being powered over the rope with a reverse suplex with Half Dollar ignoring pain for a brief moment but it looked like Triple H was able to get out a bit from it and was going to reverse the hold but something went wrong and they both had to literally put themselves through a table to avoid injury. That table had a huge explosion on it and I felt it from here as the table pretty much disintegrated when Hunter and Brian went though it!

MARK: Triple H and Brian Henderson, both men have not moved since hitting the table and that table has barbed wire on it. The ref laying in the count.

RHINO: Both men have killed themselves in this match up.

MARK: The Referee is counting. 1…2…3….4….5…6…

RHINO: I think both men are going to be counted out.

MARK: 8…9…10! NO! Brian Henderson is up and so is Triple H. The referee is saying that the match up must continue.

RHINO: WOW! I Cant Believe that they were able to get up after that.

MARK: It shows the will and determination of both men. Brian Henderson grabs The Game by the hair and throws him back in to the ring.

RHINO: Henderson is looking underneath the ring for something. What else could be left?

MARK: Henderson finds one of the world famous Glass Chairs.

RHINO: I guess it was left under there for Musical Chairs, but it was not used.

MARK: Henderson rolls in to the ring. The Champion back up on his feet. Chair Shot! NO! The Game ducks out of the way of Glass Chair.

RHINO: Triple H grabs the chair away from the Challenger. Oh No!

MARK: GLASS MEETS SKULL! BRIAN HENDERSON IS KNOCKED OUT!

RHINO: OH MY GOD!

MARK: The Champion Triple H falls on top of the challenger. The referee counts 1….2….3…ITS OVER!

PA Announcer: Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion… TRIPLE H!

RHINO: Brian Henderson gave it everything he had tonight, but The Game Survived.

MARK: How Long will Triple H be champion? William McConnell gets his shot at Glory. We will see you at Super Sunday Night Spectacular. Good Night Everyone!

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