Warpath 2006
Mark:Welcome everyone to Sin City… Welcome to Las Vegas and Welcome to WARPATH… Brought to you by the EWA Zone…The Only Site Dedicated to the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… Located at Triple W Dot Ewazone Dot Co Dot Nr…And Rhino what action do we have for everyone tonight…
Rhino:For the first time in a very long time the EWA will be putting on a City Match… And it will be for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Doug Kinsella gets a chance to break his streak of coming up short in championship matches… Will the streak end tonight?
Rhino:It could…But Lone Jobber always is prepared for a challenge and when the title is on the line you cant count out Lone Jobber…
Mark:The New School movement is in effect tonight as Jay Sabre and his new partner James Davis will be taking on the Dream Team… Shawn Michaels and William McConnell…
Rhino:It is a match made by Shane McMahon… Can the Dream Team work together… Or will the New School Team The Products of Society get the rub and go over on the Old School Dream Team…
Mark:Its a big night for the EWA… As we are going out live on location as our camera crew has found Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Where is he at?
Mark:What I am being told we are seeing Lone Jobber in the hallway of the Hardrock Hotel here in Las Vegas…
Rhino:It looks like Lone Jobber is trying to break it to Doug’s hotel room…
Mark:Lone Jobber has broken in to the room and he is looking for Doug…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has entered the bedroom and there is no sign of Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Lone Jobber picks up the lamp and opens up the bath room door…
Rhino:Doug is in there…
Mark:Lone Jobber cracks him over the head with the lamp…
Rhino:Doug didnt see that coming…
Mark:Lone Jobber now knocks Doug Kinsella in to the shower… Lone Jobber turns the water on…
Rhino:Which water do you think picked?
Mark:I would believe it would have been hot…
Rhino:That would be a good guess…
Mark:Lone Jobber now brings him out of the shower and brings him back in to the bedroom… Doug Kinsella rakes the eyes of Lone Jobber and throws him in to the wall…
Rhino:I guess the water woke him up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up Lone Jobber and suplexes him on to the coffee table…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now looking around the room for something…
Mark:He has found a wooden chair…
Rhino:Look on the mirror… There seems to be blood dripping off of it…
Mark:What does it say?
Rhino:I cant see…
Mark:Anyway back to the action… Lone Jobber gets up… Doug Kinsella swings the chair… Lone Jobber ducks…
(Feed Cuts Out)
Rhino:What Happened?
Mark:Looks like we lost the feed… We will get back to it as soon as we can… But for right now we are going to send it to the ring for the opening in ring contest…
Buzz Quickbody vs Shane Munns
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Morrisville, Nc… Weighing in at 253 Pounds… SHANE MUNNS…
(“Kryptonite” plays as Shane Munns enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New York…Weighing in at 210 Pounds…BUZZ QUICKBODY…
(Buzz Quickbody’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…Shane Munns goes behind Buzz Quickbody and nails him with shots to the back of the head…
Rhino:Shane Munns is just hammering him with shots and Buzz Quickbody is now holding the back of his head…
Mark:Shane Munns now whips Buzz Quickbody in to the ropes… Buzz Quickbody comes off the ropes and Shane Munns takes him down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Shane Munns is continuing his assault as he is stomping away at his head as he is on the ground…
Mark:Buzz Quickbody rolls over to the corner… Shane Munns runs and drives his knee right in to the face of Buzz Quickbody…
Rhino:Buzz Quickbody is really getting hammered at the moment…
Mark:Shane Munns now whips Buzz Quickbody in to the corner… Shane Munns charges in at Buzz Quickbody… Buzz Quickbody gets the boot up and nails him right in to the face…
Rhino:Buzz Quickbody is now starting to fight back…
Mark:Buzz Quickbody hooks up Shane Munns and drops him with a DDT… Heres a quick cover 1……………….2……………Shane Munns gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Buzz Quickbody is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Shane Munns is now up on his feet… Dropkick from the top rope by Buzz Quickbody…
Rhino:Buzz Quickbody connected with that dropkick…
Mark:Buzz Quickbody with a cover on Shane Munns 1……………………….2…………………Shane Munns once again gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shane Munns is now in some trouble…
Mark:Buzz Quickbody is now on the apron…
Rhino:Shane Munns is staggering up to his feet…
Mark:Springboard Crossbody… NO! Shane Munns ducked…
Rhino:Buzz Quickbody crashed and burned…
Mark:Shane Munns now spins Buzz Quickbody around… PASS TO DEATH!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Shane Munns hooks the leg 1………………….2…………..3…. ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHANE MUNNS…
Rhino:Shane Munns gets back on the winning track…
Mark:Shane Munns wants to get back in to the title picture and this was his first step… Its time to strap up the boots…We are getting set for the Boot Camp Match but I am being told we have the feed of the City Match…
Rhino:Looks like they are at the Hardrock Hotel Pool…
Mark:Doug Kinsella throws Lone Jobber across a few of the open seats that were around the pool…
Rhino:Thats some body surfing for the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now grabs a sun tan lotion bottle and squeezes the lotion in to the eyes of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:My eyes are even burning just seeing that happen…
Mark:Lone Jobber is screaming for water…
Rhino:It looks like Doug Kinsella is going to give him some water as he is bringing him over to the diving board…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is bringing Lone Jobber over near the edge of the diving board…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is hooking him up for something…
Mark:Lone Jobber blocks the suplex… Uppercut by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Doug is now staggering near the edge…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a front face suplex and Doug Kinsella goes right in to the pool…
Rhino:Thats a hard way to go swimming…
Mark:Lone Jobber just yelled something…
Rhino:CANNONBALL!
Mark:Lone Jobber Cannonballs in to the pool…
(Feed Cuts Out)
Rhino:Again?
Mark:We will try to get the feed back as we now get set for the boot camp match…
War is Hell Boot Camp Match
PFC Holliday vs Triple H
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is a Boot Camp Match… Introducing first… From Troy, Al… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… PFC HOLLIDAY…
(PFC Holliday’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich,Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The Game TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Triple H and PFC Holliday are face to face in the center of the ring… Triple H gets slapped right across the face by PFC Holliday…
Rhino:Triple H didnt like that at all…
Mark:PFC Holliday nails Triple H with straight right hands… Holliday continues to open up on Triple H as he backs him up in to the ropes… PFC Holliday whips The Game in to the ropes… Triple H with a reversal… Running High Knee by The Game right to PFC Holliday…
Rhino:Holliday just got his head taken off with that high knee…
Mark:Triple H mounts PFC Holliday and nails him with right hands… Triple H gets back up and drops a knee right across the face of PFC Holliday…
Rhino:Triple H is now going to the outside of the ring…
Mark:The Game throws a trash can full of weapons in to the ring…
Rhino:Triple H picks up a cooking sheet and comes back in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H now waits for PFC Holliday to get back up… Triple H swings the cooking sheet and cracks PFC Holliday right in the face…
Rhino:Triple H just leveled PFC Holliday…
Mark:The Game now begins choking PFC Holliday…
Rhino:The Referee can not step in and break it up as there are no rules for this match up…
Mark:Triple H now picks up PFC Holliday and brings him over to the corner… Triple H hammers him with shots to the midsection…
Rhino:PFC Holliday is in some trouble…
Mark:Triple H picks up a trash can lid and charges in at PFC Holliday… Holliday knocks the lid back in to the face of Triple H with an elbow…
Rhino:Holliday is starting a comeback…
Mark:PFC Holliday grabs the trash can lid and levels The Game right in the head…
Rhino:The Game is right back up…
Mark:Holliday hooks up The Game and drops him with a chokeslam…
Rhino:Holliday is now going to the outside of the ring and he has a steel chair in hand…
Mark:The Game gets back up on his feet… PFC Holliday swings the steel chair and knocks down Triple H with the steel chair…
Rhino:Now its The Game that is in trouble…
Mark:PFC Holliday covers Triple H 1…………………………2………………….The Game gets his shoulder up… PFC Holliday goes over to the trash can full of weapons…
Rhino:What is he going to pick out of that can…
Mark:PFC Holliday decides to dump the weapons out of the trash can…
Rhino:Well I guess he is going to use the trash can…
Mark:Triple H turns around and gets knocked right down with the trash can…
Rhino:The Game is hurting as he is crawling back towards the corner…
Mark:PFC Holliday lays the trash can down… PFC Holliday whips Triple H in to the ropes… HOLLIDAY BOMB! Right in to the Trash Can…
Rhino:The Game was just drilled in to the trash can…
Mark:PFC Holliday covers The Game 1……………………………………2……………………..3…….NO! The Game got his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was so close… PFC Holliday thought he had it…
Mark:PFC Holliday brings in a couple of steel chairs and opens up the chairs…
Rhino:I think he has something planned for The Game…
Mark:PFC Holliday now waits for Triple H to get back up on his feet… PFC Holliday hooks up Triple H…POWERBOMB! NO! The Game counters with a back drop and PFC Holliday is the one who goes through the steel chairs…
Rhino:The chairs were destroyed when he went in to them…
Mark:The Game now brings PFC Holliday over to the corner and hammers him with right hands… The Game whips PFC Holliday in to the ropes… Another Running High Knee…
Rhino:Vintage Triple H…
Mark:Triple H grabs a singapore cane… PFC Holliday gets back up and gets laid out with the singapore cane…
Rhino:PFC Holliday is bleeding now…
Mark:The Game mounts PFC Holliday again and hammers him with straight right hands opening up the cut…
Rhino:PFC Holliday is in trouble now…
Mark:Triple H is now hooking up PFC Holliday…PEDIGREE NO! Low Blow by PFC Holliday…
Rhino:Holliday took advantage of the rules…
Mark:PFC Holliday now hooks up The Game…HOLLIDAY DESTROYER! NO! The Game counters out and now nails him with right hands…
Rhino:They are now battling back and forth…
Mark:PFC Holliday kicks The Game in the midsection… Double Arm DDT…
Rhino:PFC Holliday is now looking for something in the corner…
Mark:PFC Holliday goes over to Triple H… POWERED! The Game throws powered in to the face of PFC Holliday…
Rhino:PFC Holliday is blinded…
Mark:The Game kicks Holliday in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Triple H covers PFC Holliday 1……………………………2…………………..3………ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H…
Rhino:Triple H pulled this one out…
Mark:The feed is now back and it looks like they have arrived at a strip club…
Rhino:PUPPIES!
Mark:Who are you? Jerry Lawler?
Rhino:Sorry… It just sounded right…
Mark:Anyway… It looks like Doug Kinsella is in the middle of getting a lap dance…
Rhino:He seems to be really enjoying it…
Mark:His eyes are closed… And the dancer has changed…
Rhino:Oh No…
Mark:Its Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Doug has no idea…
Mark:Lone Jobber just nailed Doug Kinsella with a right hand…
Rhino:Doug is freaking out…
Mark:Doug Kinsella pushes him off and now they are brawling…
Rhino:Dont forget to tip…
Mark:Lone Jobber has made his way up on the stage…
Rhino:He is having Doug Kinsella chase him around the stage…
Mark:They are running around the stripper pole…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just dropped down and leveled Doug Kinsella with a clothesline…
Mark:Lone Jobber is asking for a drink…
Rhino:The waitress just gave him a drink and its red…
Mark:Lone Jobber is looking at it very odd…
Rhino:The glass says PK… What does that mean?
Mark:Lone Jobber dumps the liquid on to Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:That looked like blood to me…
Mark:Lone Jobber now grabs a feather boa and wraps it around Doug’s neck…DDT by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The ladies in the strip club are giving Lone Jobber some money and he is starting to dance…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is back up and he nails him with a reverse DDT…
Rhino:Doug is now trying to put the moves on some of the ladies…
(Feed Cuts Out)
Mark:Looks like we lost the feed again… But now lets get set for the next match up in the Best of Five Series between Megumi Kudo and Subway… Purgatory and Lita have the call…
Best of Five Series
Match 2-ScalpHunters
Subway vs Megumi Kudo
Written by NexSubman & Dprincedso
Purgatory: Have we started yet? More guest announcers for all as Lita and I call this next match. Megumi Kudo. Subway. Round 2. Scalp Hunters. Purgatory. Lita. Calling. I lost my train of thought.
Lita: The Path Of War, Subway such a jerk. But you know Purgy can I call you Purgy? I hope so it’s cute, But Kudo even tho I don’t like her she’s one mean bitch and I hope she makes Subway look stupid tonight!
Purgatory: Hell, just call me. Send a carrier pigeon. Use a walkie talkie. I’ll give you my GPS coordinates. I can brag to guys how Lita is calling me and be like “Haha Lita’s calling me and not you.” With Match 1 being so vicious, what do you foresee in your crystal ball tonight, World’s Best Looking Color Commentator?
Lita: Breath honey in and out, Thank you we going have fun…hhhmmm lets see..I see BLOOD BLOOD and MORE BLOND! O Boy It Came From Japan I like this makes me wanna dance! * she gets up shakes her ass and rubs her body down* Sorry got little frisky, now as we see the most Extrem Women? I think not she’s cute but shit…Purgy take over as I groove!
Purgatory: Where’s a pole when you need one? Megumi Kudo on her way down with the Buffalo Horn Razor in hand. Damn it, I can’t concentrate. I got money in wads being tossed over here. I’m being assaulted by money wads and wolf whistles as Megumi gets in the ring looking like she’s about to stab somebody. Not yet, Megumi. The razor is put down and BBBOOOOO! I wanted to see it used early. Anytime you’re ready to come out, Subway.
Lita: Shit i need to …nevermind Okay calming down, He comes dickhead as Smack My Bitch Up Hits ..that just figures he use that tonight tho those handcuffs and those uniforms remind me off that night in. Wait a sec He just broke free and is running into the crowd, Megumi in hot pursuit as the Police are too! Omega Subway got you topped with interaction with the law you think!?
Purgatory: Omega and I got away with a lot of stuff as far as law goes but that’s a story for another time. Subway dashing fans all dressed in orange and HEY! KOOL-AID! Subway’s not that fat or red but he’s fast as he ducks Megumi who tried a quick slice of the razor there and now is choking her with that chain part of the handcuffs. The man’s still cuffed, Lita!
Lita: Subway laughing at the Cops and Kudo he spits at one Pig who reaches at him, thats not smart Sub don’t…uuuhhh They MACED HIM! A stray Purg Dog there that smacks Megumi in the face. Sub turns around and now is choking her with that chain part of the handcuffs. The man’s still cuffed, Lita! Who threw that dog? They are warning him now as Kudo crazed with that razor and she’s sizing him up and slashes his leg open! His screams are turning to laughter!
Purgatory: Megumi Kudo making good on her promise to use the razor to do more than cut Subway’s hair. Maybe she just wanted to shave his legs?
Lita: yeah close shaven LOL she comes in for another strike, as i see some suits on the rampway with…no way It’s Rob Parks! Subway with a desperate grab for the razor has Kudos arm!
Purgatory: Megumi dropped the razor and she and Subway kinda rolling around beating on each other. We got popcorn with bloody topping and Rob Parks and now Shane McMahon coming out here. I get confused easy. Exactly what’s going on here, Lita?
Lita: Something not sure maybe Subway is finally out of here. But doubt thathe sells Rob his shit, now lets see this like old ECW days fans yelling Sub Kudo fighting at there feet, theres a Cop talking to Sahen and Rob he rushing Over like the out of shape pig he is! There letting Subway out of the Cuffs! O shit, Kudo get the Blade fast!
Purgatory: Megumi’s waiting for it. She’s waiting for the cops to get the cuffs off Subway. Subway is free and here we go! Subway and Megumi punching at each other like crazy as they make their way to the railing! Shane and Rob trying to get over and Subway behind them. Ouch! Subway with a punch right to Megumi’s left breast as he smiles and hops over the railing. SUICIDE DIVE OFF THE RAILING BY MEGUMI ONTO SUBWAY! She knocks down all the brass except Omega who’s not out here! Shane is down! Rob is down! Subway is down! Megumi is down! Down is down! Damn it! The razor nowhere to be found!
Lita: Fan stole it I bet, you Know Kudo may not be the first EWA Womens Champion like me but she serously ROCKS! Subway getting up first holding the ring apron and she just starts nailing him in the ribs with a serously stiff kick and a couple more finally landing a Buzzsaw Kick to the HEAD! Subway face down now, and shit where is Big O? He can’t miss this!
Purgatory: I heard a rumor about him and merchandise trucks but….what the hell? Why is Megumi…. Megumi just took Subway’s pants off. Is she gonna rape him in the middle of the ring? NNNNOOOO! IT’S TOO EVIL! MEGUMI HAS HER TEETH WRAPPED AROUND SUBWAY’S CROTCH! HE’S BITING HIS….HIS….I CAN’T SAY IT!
Lita: But I can, his DICK! that bitch, fuck this i know i hear about it later but…thats MY DICK!
(Lita Jumps up and throws off the Headphones and charges at Kudo! Chair to the back of Kudo and she breaks the hold…she returns to the position and smiles)
Purgatory: I’ve seen a lot in the EWA. I’ve seen holds and wrestlers break holds but I’d NEVER thought I see a “hold” like that or it broken like that! I’m finding it real hard to find words for what I’ve just seen as Subway puts Damien back in the bag and Megumi holds her back. Never thought I’d call a guy putting his pants back on but I just did.
Lita: Sometimes a women has to do what she has to do. Yeah i never saw that coming maybe she wanted to see it one last time. Subway with a shortcloselines Kudo, pants half off and on. Now sends Kudo In the ring.
Purgatory: Subway really hurt here and what man wouldn’t be? Subway sending a chair into the ring. Chair, matches, a bag, lighter fuel, and an X-BOX 360 all from under the ring. X-BOX 360? Core or Premium? And what’s in the bag?
Lita: Subway grabs the Xbox 360 first and charges Kudo ducks comes off the ropes and heelkick to Subway! Kudo has that chair sweaps the leg of Subway who is holding his leg she cut open, wich is soaking red by the way. Kudo Just open the chair up on Subway as he remains sitting up! She has the X Box!
Purgatory: She tosses the 360 to Subway! He catches it. KUDAMINATOR TO SUBWAY X-BOX 360 STYLE! Or is that Kudominator? EWA; the only place you see expensive video game systems used as weapons.
Lita: Kudo mounting Subway now who is laided out flat! She driving elbows into the face of Subway and Now she is sucking his neck? No she’s abiting his ear!She pulls up laughs and spits out a peice of his ear!
Purgatory: Tyson! Tyson! I swear to God that Mike Tyson just made an appearance here! Subway holding his ear and a Theiz Press to Kudo! HE JUST DID THE SAME DAMN THING! Kudo and Subway both have pieces of their ears gone and if I didn’t know better, I would think these two were turned on by it! They are kinda sorta giving that look to each other. I don’t want to see THAT kind of wrestling!
Lita: look at them blood coming from the mouth eyes crazed and blood literly everywhere! Subway caught Kudos Slap! he grabs her by the BUSH! You know japan women don’t shave Kudo eyes Big brings kudo to one knee. Subway lets go and steps over her flips her up and Powerbomb! Subway pulling the bag over and opens it up! Dumps out the contents IT’S BARBWIRE BRICKS!
(crowd:holy shit… holy shit… holy shit…)
Lita:Subway with the Fuel showering the Bricks he has the matches as he stands there a Blood soaked madman! He Lights IT!
(crowd:holy shit… holy shit… holy shit…)
Lita: The Fire is burning higher and higher playing music like a chior! Subway has Kudo set up Powerbomb NO Kudoranna..that bitch sent him in to the bricks and his back is on fire!
Kudo comes in hell bent now and Subway rolling around and Low blow to Kudo by Subway he grabs a chair while she’s bent over! He slips her left arm between it ooo noway Subby baby don’t do it, He does a DDT with Kudo’s arm trapped in it she screams and rolling around Subway groogy calls for that razor and begins to cut off her hair and some skin to as he sits on her back one hand holding her head up and other carving away! We got winner The Co Vp SUBWAY the X Core Soldier! this is why!
Purgatory: Megumi’s arm bent in an unnatural way. Megumi, hair now way shorter than it used to be holding her arm in disgust as Subway rolls out the ring with a handfull of Megumi hair…Megumi’s asking for the microphone. How’s she gonna talk with one arm?
Lita: Shes looks more like Jason Vorhess…..
Megumi Kudo: BendOverThisWay, the ONLY reason you win this match is because I embarass every single man here in EWA and this only way they get revenge! Well it my turn to get revenge now because I take it home to….JAPANESE DEATH MATCH!
Purgatory: Megumi Kudo just swung this whole thing in her favor asking for a Japanese Death Match for Match 3! A match she specializes in! Subway saying to bring it on but after seeing what Megumi did here, I don’t know if I would even face her in that one
Lita: Deathmatch Next Week AWESOME! This is truely becoming a real insane series. Subs going need atention i gotta run Purgy, (she kisses him on the cheek and leaves)
Purgatory: Megumi now almost locking match three for her as she makes match three a Japanese Death Match! Can Subway come back from those odds? Lita looks concerned and I guess after we clear this out, we go back to Mark and Rhino?
FTW Championship Barbs and Chains Match
Heidenreich(c) vs Chaos
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Barb and Chains Match for the FTW Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From St. Pete, Florida… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… CHAOS…
(“Killing in the Name Of” plays as Chaos enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New Orleans… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… The FTW Champion… HEIDENREICH…
(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)
Mark:Chaos is not wasting any time as he goes right after Heidenreich on the entrance ramp…
Rhino:Neither man is in possession of the FTW Championship as New Jack has possession of it at this moment…
Mark:This whole thing between Chaos and Heidenreich started at Thursday Night Chaos when Chaos took the FTW Championship and now they are brawling here in Sin City…
Rhino:Chaos just rammed Heidenreich’s head in to the guardrail…
Mark:Chaos now with a clothesline knocking Heidenreich down the ramp…
Rhino:What exactly is a Barbs and Chains match…
Mark:Well as you can see that hanging from ring ropes are pieces of barbed wire and chains…
Rhino:Ah I get it…
Mark:So they can use any piece of Chain or Barbed Wire to do damage to one another… Chaos now headbutts the FTW Champion…
Rhino:Chaos just pulled down a piece of barbed wire and is wrapping his arm in it…
Mark:Chaos charges at Heidenreich… Heidenreich side steps him and drop toe holds him in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Heidenreich is now getting himself together…
Mark:Chaos goes head first again in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Heidenreich has the right arm of Chaos which was just wrapped in Barbed Wire…
Mark:Heidenreich smashes his arm on to the steel steps and the barbed wire digs in to his arm…
Rhino:I guess that was a mistake on Chaos’s part for wrapping his arm in barbed wire…
Mark:I would think so… As Heidenreich now rolls him back in to the ring… Heidenreich pulls a chain and wraps it around his fist…
Rhino:Chaos is up in the corner…
Mark:Right hands by Heidenreich as he knocks him around with the chain wrapped around his fist… Heidenreich with an irish whip in to the farside corner… Chaos comes out and Heidenreich knocks him out with a big boot…
Rhino:Heidenreich now unwraps the chain…
Mark:Heidenreich is whipping the back of Chaos with that steel chain…
Rhino:As one announcer used to say… Hes whipping him like a government mule…
Mark:Heidenreich now goes to picks up Chaos… Low Blow…
Rhino:And that was the arm wrapped in barbed wire…
Mark:That must really hurt then…
Rhino:I think so…
Mark:Chaos now grabs another steel chain and wraps it around the neck of Heidenreich… Chaos drags him towards the edge of the ring…
Rhino:Chaos is now on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Chaos is pulling on the chain and is choking out Heidenreich…
Rhino:The referee needs to get in there and stop him…
Mark:The referee goes to the outside… Chaos lets go and whips the Referee hard in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Heidenreich is doing alot of coughing in the ring right now…
Mark:Chaos grabs another piece of barbed wire and takes the one off of his arm and wraps it on to a steel chair…
Rhino:Chaos means business…
Mark:Heidenreich is back up… Chaos swings the chair… Heidenreich ducks and grabs the chair out of the hands of Chaos and wacks him right in the head…
Rhino:Chaos is bleeding…
Mark:Heidenreich now digs away at the open cut on top of his head…
Rhino:Chaos is really bleeding now…
Mark:Heidenreich now waits for Chaos to get back up on his feet…
(“Natural Born Killaz” plays in the arena as New Jack walks out)
Rhino:Here Comes NEW JACK!
Mark:And he is holding the FTW Championship and its been wrapped in barbed wire…
Rhino:He is swinging it around on a chain as well…
Mark:New Jack comes in to the ring… A bloody Chaos is back up on his feet…
Rhino:Heidenreich looks like he could be in some serious trouble…
Mark:Right hand by Chaos to Heidenreich… New Jack with one as well…
Rhino:This is not good for the FTW Champion…
Mark:New Jack just shoved Chaos… Chaos shoves New Jack back…
Rhino:Trouble is brewing…
Mark:There they go… Chaos and New Jack are exchanging right hands back and forth…
Rhino:They are really tearing in to one another…
Mark:New Jack ducks the clothesline and drills Chaos with the FTW Championship…
Rhino:Chaos could be knocked out…
Mark:Heidenreich is just letting him brawl…
Rhino:Chaos now pulls himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:New Jack charges at him… Chaos ducks and back drops New Jack to the outside and he goes right through a table…
Rhino:Heidenreich just picked up the FTW Championshp…
Mark:Heidenreich charges and lays out Chaos with the championship…
Rhino:Heidenreich is taking back control of the match…
Mark:Heidenreich now whips Chaos in to the ropes… POWER DUNK!
Rhino:Thats it…
Mark:Heidenreich with a cover 1…………………….2……………………..3…. This one is over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL FTW Champion HEIDENREICH…
Rhino:Heidenreich survives this one and leaves with the FTW Championship…
Mark:Looks to be problems between Chaos and New Jack… We have the feed once again… And we see Lone Jobber and Doug Kinsella in some building…
Rhino:Thats a fake elvis… Thats a minister…
Mark:They are at a wedding chappel…
Rhino:Well they say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas and I guess they are going to get married…
Mark:Doug Kinsella just picked up a wooden chair and breaks it across the back of the World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up and Doug has another chair…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks the chair back in to the face of Doug Kinsella… Lone Jobber grabs a chair and breaks it across the head of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just put on an Elvis Wig… Thank You… Thank you very much…
Mark:Lone Jobber is starting to dance and levels Doug Kinsella with a clothesline…
Rhino:The minister is starting the vows for Lone Jobber and Doug Kinsella…
(Feed Cuts Out)
Rhino:NOoo! I wanted to see if they were going to get married…
Mark:Maybe we will find out…But now its time for more some tag team Action…
Shawn Michaels & William McConnell vs Jay Sabre & Anarchiah
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One… From Kodak, Tn… Weighing in at a combined weight of 475 Pounds…Jay Sabre… James Davis… THE PRODCTS OF SOCIETY…
(“Blood Brothers” plays as The Products of Society enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents…Weighing in at a Combined Weight of 462 Pounds… Accompined to the ring by Jason Cain… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS and The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL… DEGENERATION X…
(“Break it Down” plays as Cain, PYB and HBK enter the arena…)
Mark:Here we go…. It will be Jay Sabre and William McConnell starting things out for both of their teams… Jay Sabre and McConnell lock horns in the center of the ring… McConnell goes behind Jay Sabre…Jay Sabre goes behind William McConnell… Sabre hooks up William McConnell and drops him with a belly to back suplex…
Rhino:Sabre is now backing William McConnell up in to the corner…
Mark:Jay Sabre with a hard chop across the chest of William McConnell… McConnell turns Jay Sabre around and starts choping at the chest of Jay Sabre…
Rhino:They are just trading hard shots to the chest back and forth…
Mark:William McConnell whips Jay Sabre in to the ropes… Sabre comes off the ropes…McConnell nails him with a dropkick right to the head…
Rhino:That was a nice dropkick…
Mark:William McConnell now hooks up Jay Sabre and opens him up as he tags in Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The fans are chanting HBK as he gets tagged in…
Mark:HBK is in and kicks Jay Sabre right in the chest… Shawn Michaels now with an arm bar on Jay Sabre… Shawn Michaels backs Sabre in to the corner… Michaels with a hard knife edge chop to Jay Sabre…Shawn Michaels follows up with a couple of right hands before whipping him in to the ropes…Sabre comes off the ropes and gets nailed with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now stomping away at Jay Sabre…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now hooks him up and drops Jay Sabre with a vertical suplex… Quick cover by HBK 1…………………2………………..Sabre gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is bringing Jay Sabre back in to the corner…
MarK:William McConnell gets the tag in from Shawn Michaels… McConnell and Michaels whip Jay Sabre in to the ropes… Double Clothesline by the Dream Team of Shawn Michaels and William McConnell…
Rhino:They are showing their experience right now as they are working over Jay Sabre…
Mark:William McConnell hooks up Jay Sabre and connects with the Psyde Effect… And he goes for the cover on Jay Sabre 1…………………….2………………………. Davis comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:James Davis I think had enough waiting and needed to get involved and that was his chance…
Mark:McConnell grabs the leg of Jay Sabre… Step Over Wheel Kick…Ducked by Jay Sabre… Sabre spins McConnell around and nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Sabre is now moving towards his corner…
Mark:McConnell is trying to move to his corner… Sabre tags in James Davis… Davis comes in and drops an elbow to the back of William McConnell…
Rhino:This is James Davis’s debut match in the EWA and he is in the ring with the former World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:James Davis is now hooking up The Answer… Cradle Suplex by James Davis… Davis goes for a cover on William McConnell 1…………………..2………… McConnell gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:James Davis is now is showing an aggressive side right now…
Mark:Right hands by James Davis to William McConnell… James Davis hooks up William McConnell… Vertebreaker…
Rhino:Davis has just dropped McConnell and he looks to be out of it…
Mark:James Davis covers William McConnell 1……………………………..2…………………….William McConnell gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels really wants to get tagged back in to the ring right now but right now James Davis is having his way with William McConnell…
Mark:James Davis tags in Jay Sabre… Jay Sabre and James Davis whips William McConnell in to the ropes… Double Spinebuster by The Products of Society…
Rhino:They just drilled the former World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Jay Sabre covers William McConnnell 1……………………..2…………………..Shawn Michaels comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:So far its been a back and forth match and right now The Products of Destruction have the advantage over the DX Dream Team…
Mark:Jay Sabre now goes behind The Answer and drops him with a german release suplex…
Rhino:Jay Sabre is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:William McConnell is staggering up to his feet… Jay Sabre comes flying off the top rope with a flying crossbody…Pin… Roll through by William McConnell 1……………………….2……………………..Jay Sabre kicks out…
Rhino:McConnell with a nice roll through and almost got the three count…
Mark:McConnell and Sabre are back up… McConnell goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Sabre… Sabre spins him around… Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex by Jay Sabre… Sabre goes for a cover 1……………………………..2…………..3…..NO! William McConnell got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Jay Sabre is now bringing William McConnell over to his corner and James Davis gets tagged back in to the ring…
Mark:James Davis is now hammering William McConnell with right hands…
Rhino:The Products of Society are really taking it to McConnell and Michaels…
Mark:James Davis is now putting William McConnell up on his shoulders…
Rhino:What does he have planned…
Mark:ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP! NO ROLL UP BY McCONNELL 1………………………….2………………………….3……. NO! James Davis kicks out…
Rhino:That was very very close…
Mark:Both men are back up… Both men hit their heads and both men are down on the canvas right now…
Rhino:Both men are crawling to their corners…
Mark:They both need to make the tag…
Rhino:James Davis is near his corner and he makes the tag…
Mark:Jay Sabre is in the ring… PYB makes the tag and here comes the Showstopper… Jay Sabre goes for right hands… Blocked by Shawn Michaels… HBK hammers back with right hands of his own…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is the freshes man in this match up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Jay Sabre in to the ropes… Sabre comes off the ropes… High Back Body Drop… Sabre is back up and gets knocked back down with a clothesline…
Rhino:James Davis is back in the ring…
Mark:Dropkick by HBK connecting right to the jaw of James Davis…
Rhino:That was a beautiful dropkick by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:From behind Jay Sabre with a dropkick knocking Shawn Michaels in to the corner… Jay Sabre charges and splashes The Showstopper in the corner…
Rhino:The tide is turning back in favor of the Products of Society…
Mark:Jay Sabre puts Shawn Michaels up on the top rope…
Rhino:Sabre tags in James Davis…
Mark:The Products of Society are hooking up Shawn Michaels on the top rope…
Rhino:McConnell is in the ring…
Mark:McConnell pulls Sabre off the ropes and knocks him to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:They are now brawling on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Davis gets knocked off the top rope by Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels flies… Elbow Drop connects…
Rhino:Vintage Showstopper…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band… Which means one thing Rhino…
Rhino:Its time for Some Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:James Davis is staggering up to his feet… SWEET CHIN MUS! OH MY GOD! FIVE STAR SUPERKICK BY WILLIAM MCCONNELL TO SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED…
Mark:William McConnell and Jason Cain are smiling at each other…
Rhino:Why did he just do that?
Mark:James Davis now lifts up an unconscious Shawn Michaels…X2 PILEDRIVER!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is not moving…
Mark:James Davis covers Shawn Michaels 1………………………………2………………………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners THE PRODUCTS OF SOCIETY…
Rhino:The Products of Society are leaving the ring and William McConnell is standing over a fallen Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Jason Cain just handed William McConnell his Mr. EWA 2005 Trophy…
Rhino:Jason Cain is helping Shawn Michaels back up to his feet…
Mark:McConnell Breaks the Trophy right across the back of The Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Why in the hell is he doing this?
Mark:I have no idea… But now William McConnell goes to the outside and is wrapping his fist in barbed wire…
Rhino:This is not looking good…
Mark:Right hands by William McConnell on a fallen Shawn Michaels… The Barbed Wire is going right in to the forehead by The Answer…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is bleeding…
Mark:The assault continues by William McConnell as he continues to dig at the forehead of Shawn Michaels with the barbed wire…
Rhino:William McConnell is turing Shawn Michaels face in to a crimison mask…
Mark:Jason Cain just handed William McConnell a steel chair…
Rhino:For the love of god… Jason Cain picks up Shawn Michaels…
Mark:STEEL TO SKULL!
Rhino:HBK is just being destroyed…
Mark:Jason Cain is setting up a table in the ring…William McConnell is now up on the top rope with Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Why is he doing this? This is just wrong…
Mark:PSYKO-BOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:HOLY SHIT!
Mark:Shawn Michaels is not moving right now…
Rhino:We need help out here…
Mark:Officials have come out and are getting McConnell and Cain out of the ring…
Rhino:A stretcher is being brought to the ring… This is not good at all…
Mark:Shane McMahon has come out and is face to face with William McConnell on the ramp…
Rhino:McConnell and Cain just walk by him now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is being stretchered out of the arena…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is one of the great EWA Champions and he has being stretchered out of the arena and thats not a good thing…
Mark:William McConnell is going to have some explaining to do…
Rhino:Yes he will…
Mark:We will hopefully get an update on Shawn Michaels sometime this week…Something is going on in the back…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is making his way down to the ring…
Mark:Doug looks like he wants to finish this in the ring…
Rhino:Doug is saying Just Bring It…
Mark:Lone Jobber comes out of the crowd… And there they go… A brawl is going on in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are just hammering one another with right hands…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips Doug Kinsella in to the ropes…Reversal by Doug Kinsella… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Powerslam by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:The challenger is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:T-Bone Suplex by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now going to the outside of the ring and has grabbed the ring bell…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… DDT on the ring bell…
Rhino:I think Lone Jobber could be done after that…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the leg 1……………………………2…………………….3… NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was close…
Mark:I think it was too damn close for Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has brought in a steel chair…
Mark:The challenger is waiting… The Champion is back up… Doug Kinsella swings… Lone Jobber ducks… Kick to the midsection by Lone Jobber… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Thats it…
Mark:Lone Jobber falls on top of Doug Kinsella 1……………………………………..2……………………………3……..NO! Doug Kinsella KICKS OUT!
Rhino:That was very very close…
Mark:Lone Jobber is throwing Steel Chairs in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just setup six steel chairs and has them opened up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now being laid out on to the steel chairs…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is up and is now climbing up the ropes as well…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has him setup…
Mark:FINAL TOUCH THROUGH THE STEEL CHAIRS!
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the leg… Cover 1……………………………………..2……………………………3……….ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion DOUG KINSELLA…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has finally done it… He has become the NEW World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Doug Kinsella finally conquered his demons…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:What is going on now?
Mark:Something is going on in the ring…
Rhino:Whats happening…
(Lights Come back on)
Rhino:Its… ITS…
Mark:ITS PAYNE KILLER!
Rhino:Payne Killer is back…
Mark:Lone Jobber and Doug Kinsella are down on the mat and they are both covered in blood…
Rhino:Payne Killer has sent Doug Kinsella and Lone Jobber a message…
Mark:And I think he is going to speak…
Payne Killer: Everyone wanted this, everyone wanted for the best comeback the ewa will ever see..and now…now that I am here, you are going to regret it…take a good look at the Doug and Jobber..both on their primes, both fighting and gave it all they can for this championship…look who is standing, holding this title and you want to know what i think about it, absolutely nothing…(Payne Killer grabs the title and smears both the blood of Doug and Jobber on it and then throws it in the distance, he looks straight at the camera)…this time, its not for pride and honor or gold..this time its about picking up the broken heart and the lifeless soul I left back a while ago and taking care of the ewa FOR GOOD…Doug it begins with you, if you can still hear me, let me just say….our warpath is just beginning, and then everyone in the ewa will see, THE REIGN OF PAIN, WANTS BLOOD, WANTS DEATH…WANTS THE POWER TO REGAIN EVERYTHING I HAD IN 2004, ALL OF THAT..WILL BE MINE…ITS TIME TO TAKE OUT THE SHOVEL AND BURY THE SOULS OF WHOM COME MY WAY….2006, YOU WANTED PAYNE…THERE WILL BE NO AMOUNT OF PAYNE RELIEVERS TO CURE YOU THIS TIME…ITS ALL OR…NOTHING
Mark:PAYNE KILLER IS BACK! WE ARE OUT OF TIME… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
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