Extreme Bowl 2006

Mark:Welcome everyone to the Extreme Bowl… Brought you by the EWA Zone… The Official Website of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… Rhino, tonight is looking to be a huge night for the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…

Rhino:Three Title Matches… The Final Match in the Best of Five Series between Subway and Megumi Kudo… A special Hell in a Cell Match… And to top it all off… The Extreme Bowl…

Mark:Six men will enter the Triple Tier Cage… The winner will walk out with a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship…

Rhino:I cant wait to see that match up…

Mark:Doug Kinsella will try and fight off the challenge of John Heidenreich as he puts the World Heavyweight Championship on the line…

Rhino:Heidenreich says he wants to do it all… Tonight is his night to show us…

Mark:Its going to be an interesting night… Tag Titles… FTW Title… World Title…And the Bowl… Lets get started with the Special Hell in a Cell Match…

Hell in a Cell Handicap Match
The Undertaker & Kane vs Anarchiah
Written by JSabre88@hotmail.com Edited by RNS

(“Ministry” hits the PA system as Undertaker and Kane make their way to the
ring.)

Pa Announcer: Now making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined
weight of 655lbs…Undertaker and Kane!

Mark:Well, Undertaker and Kane are in the ring waiting on Anarchiah to come out.

Rhino:This is going to be interesting.

(“Fear” Hits over the PA system as Anarchiah comes down to the ring…)

Crowd:HELL IN A CELL! HELL IN A CELL!

Rhino:Oh yeah, this crowd’s feeling it here tonight!

Pa Announcer: Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 335lbs. Anarchiah!

Mark: Well, Anarchiah’s been haunting Undertaker and Kane for over a month now, and here he stands, staring down Hell in a Cell with Undertaker and Kane inside.

Rhino: Anarchiah’s got that look in his eyes. This ain’t gonna be no wrestling match…This is going to be a fucking massacre!

Mark: Anarchiah steps inside the cell. Undertaker slams Anarchiah’s head into a ring post! Kane then tosses Anarchiah back outside the cell!

Rhino: Anarchiah’s going to have to grow eyes in the back of his head really quick here.

Mark: Anarchiah back to his feet. Big boot to the face of the Undertaker, knocking him back inside the cell! He then slams the cell door on Kane’s head!

Rhino: Anarchiah’s got to get inside the cell before he can capitalize.

Mark: Anarchiah steps inside the cell and rams Undertaker into the side of the cell. He then kicks Kane in the head as he attempts to return to his feet.

Rhino: What’s he doing now?

Mark: Anarchiah’s pulling ladders and tables out from under the ring and tossing them into the ring.

Rhino: What’s he planning?

Mark: Undertaker’s got a steel chair. Chair shot to the head of Anarchiah! Kane then smashes the ring steps into Anarchiah’s chest.

Rhino: Anarchiah’s in trouble here.

Mark: Kane slams the ring steps into Anarchiah again. He then tosses the steps into the ring.

Rhino: Uh Oh!

Mark: Anarchiah sat up…Undertaker style!

Rhino: Well, he just got planted back down again with that chair by Undertaker!

Mark: Anarchiah’s reaching under the ring. Sledgehammer to the chair,
knocking it back in Undertaker’s face.

Rhino: Nice!

Mark: Anarchiah smacks Kane in the head with the sledghammer. Kane is
down.

Rhino: He’s leaving the cell. Where’s he going?

Mark: Undertaker and Kane are back to their feet and giving pursuit of Anarchiah backstage. Big boot to the Undertaker. Clothesline to Kane.

Rhino: Anarchiah’s in the tech area. What’s he up to?

Mark: He’s got an electric cord. He’s whipping Undertaker with it. In comes Kane with a vicious clothesline.

Rhino: Well, I told you it was going to be brutal. Look at the welts on
Undertaker’s head.

Mark: Kane’s got an office chair and is slamming it into Anarchiah’s chest! Undertaker is returning to his feet. They are now stomping away at Anarchiah.

Rhino: Anarchiah’s in serious trouble now.

Mark: Kane picks Anarchiah up. He’s got him by the throat. CHOKESLAM ON THE TECHNICAL EQUIPMENT!

Rhino: Sparks are flying everywhere. This is not looking good for Anarchiah right now.

Mark: Anarchiah sat right back up!

Rhino: Oh My God!

Mark: Anarchiah’s got Kane by the throat. He just tossed Kane through the wall back into the hallway! Anarchiah then slams Undertaker’s head through the wall.

Rhino: Hell Yeah!

Mark: Kane crawling away. He almost looks afraid of Anarchiah.

Rhino: Can you blame him? He just got thrown through a wall. I’ve never seen Kane get manhandled like that.

Mark: Anarchiah’s stalking Kane right now. Undertaker from behind with a clothesline! Kane slowly returning to his feet. Anarchiah returns to his feet as well. LOW BLOW TO UNDERTAKER! Kick to the stomach of Kane. Powerbomb on Undertaker. SEEDS OF ANARCHY TO KANE!

Rhino: Anarchiah’s looking like he might get that revenge tonight.

Mark: Anarchiah’s walking out to the parking garage.

Rhino: Hey, the ring’s this way, where you going?

Mark: Kane follows him out. Anarchiah slams Kane’s head through a window of a car outside. He then opens the car door and sandwiches Kane’s head inside.

Rhino: That could kill him!

Mark: Anarchiah’s slamming that car door on Kane’s head repeatedly! Kane’s
face is a crimson mask!

Rhino: Somebody better check on him after that one!

Mark: Undertaker from behind….DRAGON SLEEPER! Anarchiah’s being choked
out!

Rhino: Look at the power of Anarchiah!

Mark: Anarchiah counters. Samoan Drop onto the hood of a car!

Rhino: Now he’s dragging Kane back inside the building.

Mark: They’re heading toward the locker room area. Kane slams Anarchiah’s head through a locker room wall! It was empty.

Rhino: Anarchiah’s bleeding now. He looks pissed.

Mark: He just tossed Kane through a locker room wall. It’s The Products of Society’s locker room.

Mark: He picks Kane up and tosses him out of the locker room. He gives Jay a nod as he leaves through the hole in the wall.

Rhino: This is getting scary, Kane looks like he’s in a far away place. Somebody should check on him, if he survives the match.

Mark: Undertaker kicks Anarchiah in the stomach….LAST RIDE POWERBOMB!

Rhino: Anarchiah’s not moving.

Mark: Undertaker’s dragging Anarchiah back toward the ring. Kane is slowly returning to his feet.

Rhino: Look at the path of destruction through the locker room area. Damn.

Mark: Anarchiah grabs Undertaker by the throat….CHOKESLAM OFF THE STAGE!

Rhino: Undertaker’s gotta be done after that.

Mark: Kane clotheslines Anarchiah from behind. He rams Anarchiah head first into the outside of the cell.

Rhino: That can’t be good for the old brainpan.

Mark: They’re heading this way. Kane’s got Anarchiah by the throat….CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!

Rhino: That’s it, Anarchiah’s done

Mark: Kane’s climbing the cell is he insane?

Rhino: This hurts me just thinking about it.

Mark: Anarchiah’s back to his feet and climbing the cell.

Rhino: Here we go!

Mark: Anarchiah and Kane are on top of the cell trading right hands! Undertaker’s climbing up the cell. Anarchiah’s got Kane by the throat…Kane grabs Anarchiah by the throat… Undertaker comes in and grabs Anarchiah by the throat….DOUBLE-CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE CELL!

Rhino: Anarchiah’s not moving….Wait, I was wrong…OH MY GOD!

Mark: ANARCHIAH SAT UP AGAIN!

Rhino: Look at the looks on Undertaker and Kane’s faces! Neither one of them can believe it.

Mark: Wait a minute. Do you see what I see?

Rhino: Yeah, Subway and Payne Killer are standing at the top of the ramp.

Mark: What could they want?

Rhino: I don’t know, they’re huge fans of blood and violence and brutality, so maybe they wanted to get a closer look.

Mark: Anarchiah’s climbing the cell again. Kane runs at Anarchiah…BACKDROP OFF THE TOP OF THE CELL! Kane comes crashing back first through the fan barracade!

Rhino: Anarchiah’s not done yet!

Mark: Anarchiah hooks Undertaker up…..SEEDS OF ANARCHY!!!

Rhino: That’s gotta be it.

Mark: Anarchiah’s not going for a cover.

Rhino: What’s he thinking?

Mark: Anarchiah jumps from the top of the cell back down to the ring. He’s setting up the tables on top of one another. He’s now setting four ladders up near the hole in the cell. He’s setting two unopened tables across the ladders.

Rhino: This should be interesting…

Mark: Wait a minute. He’s reaching up underneath the ring for something…..HE’S GOT A PAIR OF GASOLINE CANS!

Rhino: This can’t be good news for Undertaker and Kane.

Mark: Anarchiah’s dousing the tables and ladders with the gasoline!

Rhino: This really can’t be good for Undertaker and Kane…

Mark: Anarchiah’s climbing the cell. Kane is stirring. Undertaker returns to his feet. Undertaker with right hands to Anarchiah. Anarchiah and Undertaker trading rights.

Rhino: Subway’s applauding.

Mark: Undertaker hooks Anarchiah up….TOMBSTONE….NO! Anarchiah counters into a Tombstone of his own!

Rhino: That’s impressive.

Mark: Undertaker sat up…

Rhino: Not for long…

Mark: Anarchiah’s got Undertaker by the throat…Kane charges…Anarchiah grabs Kane by the throat…DOUBLE-CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE TABLES AND LADDERS!

Rhino: That’s gotta be it.

Mark: Anarchiah’s calling for a mic, the ring announcer tosses a mic to the top of the cell.

Anarchiah: PAYBACK’S A BITCH AIN’T IT?

Mark: He’s not going to do what I think he’s going to do, is he?

Rhino: I think that’s what he’s got planned.

Anarchiah: FEEL THE FURY OF HELL……BECAUSE THE REIGN OF ANARCHY HAS
BEGUN! BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!

Mark: He’s got a Zippo…He’s lighting it. He just dropped it onto the rubble that’s been doused with gas!

Rhino: SOMEBODY GET OUT HERE GOD DAMMIT! THERE ARE HUMAN BEINGS IN THAT PILE!

Mark: The Ref’s calling for the bell…Thank God!

Pa Announcer: Here is your winner due to match stoppage…ANARCHIAH!

Mark: Staff’s putting out the fires…OH MY GOD!

Rhino: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!

Mark: They both just sat up simultaneously!

Rhino: This ain’t over…Not by a long shot.

Mark: Look up at the stage. Subway, Payne Killer, and Anarchiah are in a
staredown.

Rhino: Subway and Payne Killer seem to have given their silent approval.

Mark: Anarchiah’s celebrating on top of the cell as Subway and Payne Killer continue to stare.

Rhino: This was everything I could have wanted in a match…This has to be a match of the year candidate here in the early going.

Mark: That it does, but the cell is being lifted and the crews are cleaning up the mess while paramedics are tending to Undertaker and Kane, and its almost time for our next match.

EWA Tag Team Championship Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match
The Products of Society vs LOD vs The Outlaws

Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the Vacant EWA Tag Team Championship and is a TABLES… LADDERS and CHAIRS MATCH… Introducing team number one…Weighing in at a Combined Weight of 475 Pounds… Jay Sabre… James Davis… THE PRODUCTS OF SOCIETY…

(“Papercut” plays as The Product of Society enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their Opponents… Team Number Two… Weighing in at a combined weight of 500 Pounds… Jason Cain and William McConnell… THE OUTLAWS…

(“The Answer” plays as The Outlaws enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponents…Weighing in at 565 Pounds… Road Warrior Animal and Heidenreich… THE LEGION OF DOOM…

(“What a Rush” plays as the LOD enter the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… The Outlaws attacked the Products of Society from behind…

Rhino:They didnt even see it coming…

Mark:Jason Cain knocks James Davis out of the ring… McConnell and Cain whip Jay Sabre in to the ropes… Double Back Body Drop sending Jay Sabre high in the air…

Rhino:Sabre gets back up near the ropes…

Mark:Double Clothesline by The Outlaws sending Jay Sabre to the outside…

Rhino:Look out from behind…

Mark:The Outlaws turn around… Double Shoulder Block by Animal and Heidenreich to The Outlaws…

Rhino:They walked right in to that one…

Mark:Jason Cain gets back up on to his feet… Animal lifts him up with a gorilla press slam and he throws him to the outside of the ring right on top of Jay Sabre…

Rhino:What Strength by Road Warrior Animal…

Mark:Showing that he still has it… Animal goes to the outside to fight with Jason Cain… McConnell gets back up and turns right around in to Heidenreich… Heidenreich backs him to the ropes… Thumb to the eye by William McConnell…

Rhino:That was a dirty trick by McConnell…

Mark:McConnell hooks up Heidenreich for a vertical suplex… Heidenreich blocks the suplex… Heidenreich hooks up McConnell and drops him with a front face suplex…

Rhino:William McConnell was dropped right on his face…

Mark:McConnell staggers back up on to his feet… Big Boot by Heidenreich knocking down William McConnell… Chair Shot from behind by James Davis…

Rhino:Davis caught Heidenreich off guard and laid him out with the steel chair right to the back…

Mark:As Heidenreich is on the ground James Davis drives the chair right in to the lower back of Heidenreich…

Rhino:Look at the damage he is doing with that steel chair…

Mark:One more hard shot by James Davis to the back of John Heidenreich…

Rhino:Thats not going to help Heidenreich as he tries to compete for the World Heavyweight Title later on here tonight…

Mark:Drop toe hold by Jason Cain and Animal goes face first in to the steel steps…

Rhino:The Products of Society are setting up a couple of tables on the outside of the ring…

Mark:They just pulled Heidenreich to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:They have something in mind for one half of the LOD…

Mark:Animal is being rolled in to the ring by Jason Cain…

Rhino:McConnell stomps away right at him as he gets rolled in to the ring…

Mark:Jason Cain just brought a ladder in to the ring… McConnell and Cain have the ladder and they run Animal over with it…

Rhino:Animal’s head is spinning after that…

Mark:The ladder is now being opened up by William McConnell…

Rhino:Cain just opened up a table and is laying Animal out on it…

Mark:William McConnell is going to fly… 10.0 FROG SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:What a move by The Star Attraction…

Mark:Animal is being rolled to the outside of the ring… Jason Cain moves the ladder in to the center of the ring…

Rhino:Heidenreich just whipped James Davis in to the steel steps…

Mark:Heidenreich is starting to fight back…

Rhino:Jay Sabre is in the ring…

Mark:Jay Sabre pushes the ladder over and Jason Cain hits his head on the top rope and falls to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:That was a long way down for Jay Sabre…

Mark:McConnell gets back up on to his feet… Running Dropkick by Jay Sabre to the Answer…

Rhino:James Davis is in some trouble on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Heidenreich Powerbombs James Davis right through the table…

Rhino:I think James Davis is going to be out of this match up for a while…

Mark:Shinning Wizard by Jay Sabre to William McConnell…

Rhino:Heidenreich is coming back in to the ring with steel chair in hand…

Mark:Jay Sabre turns right around in to a steel chair shot from John Heidenreich…

Rhino:Sabre just spun inside out after that chair shot…

Mark:Jason Cain just staggered back in to the ring… And he walks right around in to a steel chair shot from Heidenreich…

Rhino:Heidenreich is now setting up the ladder…

Mark:He is looking to accomplish part one of his goal for the night as he begins his climb for the Tag Team Titles…

Rhino:William McConnell is back up and grabs the chair…

Mark:Heidenreich reaches up… McConnell drives the point of the chair right in to the back of Heidenreich…

Rhino:That where James Davis hit him earlier in the match up…

Mark:McConnell now has him setup… Powerbomb Off the Ladder…

Rhino:Heidenreich is hurting right now… He is holding on to his back…

Mark:William McConnell is now starting to make his climb to the gold…

Rhino:Animal is starting to make his way back in to the ring…

Mark:Animal just ran over Jason Cain with a hard clothesline…

Rhino:McConnell almost has the gold…

Mark:Animal grabs him by the leg and starts pulling him down off the ladder…

Rhino:McConnell was very close to grabbing the title…

Mark:Animal is hammering William McConnell with straight right hands…

Rhino:He is just hitting him with vicious right hands…

Mark:McConnell gets sent in to the ropes by Animal… Comes off the ropes… Running Shoulder Block by Animal…

Rhino:McConnell is staggering back up…

Mark:Powerslam by Road Warrior Animal…

Rhino:Animal is starting to feel it…

Mark:Flying Shoulder Tackle on to Jason Cain knocking him to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:The Products of Society are back up and they have steel chairs…

Mark:Davis with a chair shot to the midsection of Animal… CONCHAIRTO!

Rhino:Road Warrior Animal looks to be out on his feet right now…

Mark:James Davis puts him up on his shoulder… DOWNFALL! By The Products of Society…

Rhino:Everyone is down and out except for the Products of Society…

Mark:Sabre is beginning to climb up to the ladder to get the title belts…

Rhino:Heidenreich is starting to get up on to his feet…

Mark:James Davis charges at Heidenreich and he spears him out of the ring…

Rhino:Sabre almost has the title…

Mark:Jay Sabre reaches up… Jason Cain leaps.. MISSES THE LADDER… JAY SABRE GRABS THE GOLD!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winners and NEW EWA Tag Team Champions… THE PRODUCTS OF SOCIETY!

Rhino:The Products of Society are the New Tag Team Champions…

Mark:Heidenreich didnt accomplish his first goal… But he still can accomplish another… But right now its time to get set for the Final Match in the Best of Five Series between Megumi Kudo and Subway…

Best of Five Series
Til Death Due Us Part
Subway vs Megumi Kudo
Written by Rocknsock5230 & Dprincedso

Mark: I know we just came from the resurrection of the EWA Tag Team Championship, Rhino, but now, we come into what has turned out to be the longest feud in EWA history as EWA Vice President Subway will take on Megumi Kudo in what is being called a “Till Death Do us Part Match.”

Rhino: After a week in the slaughter house, these two have made it back to the arena this time around. We have seen brutality, may-hem and destruction from these two already and we have seen plenty of it tonight as well from the Hell in a Cell to the Tag Team Titles. Mark, I am ready to see what these two have in store for us this time around in the final match of the series.

Mark: That’s what WE’VE seen but Megumi and Subway are far from normal and it just seems like this has been nothing but a series of a long and twisted live sex celebration between them. Edge and an accidental Lita breast shot this is not.

Rhino:No it is not, but you remember, in the EWA anything could possibly happen, as we saw a man get a vibrator shoved up his ass, I couldnt stand seeing that but, I hear a familar tune, sounds like Subway is coming down to the ring, I wonder if he has his doughnut with him?

Mark: Subway doesn’t seem to MEGUMI OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A BARBWIRE KENDO STICK TO THE LOWER BACK OF SUBWAY! Megumi one again not wasting time getting extreme as she claims that she is 1 loss away from losing the series.

Rhino:Megumi wacks Subway right across the ass with that kendo stick… Megumi is looking like she is going to stick it where the sun doesnt shine like she did last week, but instead begins choking him with the kendo stick… The Barbed Wire Mark is just grinding in to the throat of Subway…

Mark: Megumi trying to get things going early and we STILL don’t know exactly how violent this is going to get. Megumi choking Subway but Subway using his weigth advantage. Picks up Kudo in a piggyback and just lands straight back! Man, that’s gotta hurt! This match hasn’t even gone to the ring yet!

Rhino:Right now Subway walks down the ramp and finds something he likes underneath the ring… Mark, it looks to me like a paddle wrapped in barbed wire… Subway has a smirk on his face and a twinkle in his eye with what he is about to do to Megumi…

Mark: I’m pretty sure it’s not canoeing. Megumi’s on her fours too after being split by Subway and BAM! A paddle to the rear of Kudo and the EWA likes it like Subway!

Rhino:Subway is smiling as he is getting his revenge for what she did to him at the Slaughter House… Subway now slams here down on to the ramp and starts digging the barbed wire in to her head…

Mark: Grinding it into her forehead trying to make some ground beef out ot Kudo and lets go just to smack her right in the head with the paddle! It sounded like someone hit a steak or something!

Rhino:You talking about meat is getting me hungry? Is Purgatory Around?

Mark: I didn’t mean it like that! What I meant was….wait a minute….where’s Subway going? Why’s he going back….Is Subway giving up here? EWA fans, we may be seeing a first as Subway seems to be walking out of this match and going backstage. Kudo on the ramp hurt to….what the hell. I’m not sure how to call this because Subway has….believe it or not, a shopping cart. Subway running full speed with the cart and Megumi eats shopping cart! Holy Shit! Smart shoppers shop Shopper’s!

Rhino:Say that three times fast as there is a Clean Up needed on isle 420… Subway now lifts up Megumi and puts her inside the shopping cart as he wheels here back up the ramp…Subway with full steam a head shoves Megumi off the edge of the stage…

Mark: And now Megumi Kudo is getting an unwanted wide back up to the entrance. This is getting kind of strange. Subway now “carting” Kudo to the other side of the stage. Evil intentions all over Subway’s face.

Rhino:Subway is enjoying dishing out the punishment… Subway gets a full head of steam… WHAT THE HELL! Subway slipped on a banana peel… Never seen that before… Megumi is probably thanking who ever dropped that banana peel because she almost went flying off the stage again…

Mark: It was Justice I believe. Megumi’s second coming in handy here as it’s hard to describe as the force of the slip kind of forced Subway to pull back on the cart with Megumi inside. The cart is on two wheels at the shin ends of Subway and she kinda rolled on the cart and landed on the chest of Subway bouncing off his chest a little. Subway holding the back of his head as Kudo now calls for Justice to come out. Justice is here! He is Megumi’s second! She’s shouting intructions to Justice. Justice goes to the front of the cart. Kudo picks up Subway slightly and SENDS HIM INTO THE OPENING PART OF THE CART! Subway is literally stuffed inside the shopping cart! Justice moves out the way and Megumi grabs the legs of Subway sticking out of that cart! Holy Shit! Subway got sent off the stage wheelbarrow style!

Rhino:Megumi gives Justice a look and he heads down towards the ring area… Subway slides his way out of the shopping cart and seems to not knowing where he is… KUDOCANRANNA FROM THE STAGE!

Mark: The crowd really into it now and you wouldn’t think Kudo and Subway just lept a few feet. Kudo looking for something here. What she just grab from the crowd? A soda. Sub catches a facefull of soda and a kick right to his balls! OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH !

Rhino:Subway will be speaking a higher tune after that kick… Megumi picks up a steel chair… Subway kicks the chair back in the face of Megumi Kudo… Thats a face full of chair…Subway looks around and just yelled to the crowd… “Move Mother Fuckers”…The fans move out of the way… Subway whips Megumi Kudo in to all of the empty chairs…

Mark: Megumi a mess inside that chair pile and Subway coming through the crowd. Fat guy gets pushed. Another guy shoved. Subway picks a chair up and just slams it onto Kudo! With Kudo on nothing but the hard floor out there, you know that’s gotta hurt!

Rhino:I agree with you there Mark… Subway now moves some of the chairs closer together… Subway lays Megumi Kudo on a couple of chairs with her head hanging over the edge… Subway asks a big fan something… The fan bends down and Subway gets up on his shoulder… OH MY GOD! Subway Leg Drops Megumi Kudo from the guys Shoulder… That fan look to be at least 6’7″… I wouldnt want to be sitting behind him…

Mark: I’m starting to suspect Subway playing Indiana Jones with focus on INDY. These do not look like your average fans as Subway and Kudo are fighting out here and Justice is setting up table after table in the ring

Rhino:Justice and Megumi must have come up with some idea for those tables… It looks like six tables setup… Stacked 2 by 3…Megumi Kudo gets back up on to her feet… Subway starts biting her forehead as blood starts to spill out…

Mark: Megumi trying to pretty much cannibalize Subway’s foreheand as Subway trying to shove her off. A short shot to the gut but nothing. Subway’s got to think of something.

Rhino:Subway with a headbutt and finally breaks the grip of Megumi Kudo… Megumi Kudo is backed up by the guardrail… Full Steam Ahead… Subway goes charging in… Megumui Kudo Back Drops Subway over the guardrail…Megumi now stands up on the guardrail… And is waiting for Subway to stand back up…

Mark: Megumi ready to pounce. Subway is up. Megumi going for another rana but she’s caught and countered by Subway and a huge sick sitdown powerbomb ala Batista! Meanwhile, Justice has finally finished seeting up here and would you look at the size of that ladder, Rhino?

Rhino:That ladder has to be at least 25 feet high… And Megumi is eyeing it up with an evil smile on her face… This doesnt look good to me…

Mark: She just got a sitdown powerbomb and still, she manages a sick smile. Subway goes beneath the ring and is now looking for something. So far, this has been a straight up extreme match. Nothing completely out of the ordinary but could all that be changed tonight?
Rhino:It could be… As Subway grabs Megumi by the head before dragging her to the ladder… Subway is climbing up the ladder and is bringing Megumi with him… I dont like the looks of it…

Mark: I guess Subway didn’t see anything under the ring. Still, you got Subway and Kudo heading up the ladder and now, she and Subway are getting up there while Justice holds the ladder. Kudo and Subway on the very top of the ladder and Subway taking aim! Looks like he’s going for a superplex!

Rhino:Megumi holds on with all of her might and rams Subway’s head in to the top of the ladder… Megumi climbs over Subway… No She isnt… OH MY GOD! GERMAN RELEASE SUPLEX! SUBWAY GOES THROUGH THE TABLES! I believe she killed him Mark… I dont think Subway is going to get up after that… Wait… The referee says he can continue… Mark… Can you believe it?

Mark: What I don’t believe is somehow, Megumi hung onto the ladder with her legs onto the ladder and she looks like she’s about to jump off here! Justice still holding the ladder! KUDO TAKES FLIGHT AND HITS A….WHAT WAS THAT? It looked like a 450 but she spun around more than one and a half times, Rhino!

Rhino:Megumi is using the ropes to pull herself up… Wondering what else she can do to kill Subway… Subway has just rolled out of the ring and looks to be in pain…Megumi is asking Justice to go to the back and get something for her… Megumi slides out of the ring and goes after Subway… Subway just pulled something out from underneath the ring… Same spot he looked at before… OH NO! Its… ITS A GUN! What is he doing…Megumi quickly grabs the gun from Subway… Megumi NO… NO…

(gun shot)

Rhino:MEGUMI SHOT SUBWAY! Subway reaches for his dick… Blood is pouring out… I cant believe this Mark… The referee is stopping this match… We Need Medics out here right now… Mark… I have never seen that before…

Mark: Every damn day I come out here and I say to myself that maybe we go too far sometimes but damn it, we are screwed as screwed as can get because no one’s gonna get us out of this mess. This is it for the EWA. With a gun of all things coming into play here, I don’t know how we as an alliance are going to get out of this. I’m speechless, Rhino.

Rhino:I think we should go to a video package or something… We just need a minute to recover after this… So please roll something… Anything…

(Highlights of the week in EWA Begins to roll before sending to ring for introductions)

FTW Championship Bullrope Match
Taz(c) vs Evis Holliday

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is a Bull Rope Match for the FTW Championship…Introducing first… The Challenger… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… EVIS HOLLIDAY…

(“Bodies” plays as Evis Holliday enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From the Red Hook Section of Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The FTW Champion… TAZ…

(“Survive” plays as Taz enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…Both men have been locked in to the bullrope…

Rhino:They are connected by 15 feet of rope…

Mark:Taz starts hammering Evis Holliday with right hands…

Rhino:Evis is trying to fight back with a couple of his own…

Mark:Evis Holliday now backs Taz up in to the corner and begins choking Taz with the bullrope…

Rhino:Taz is trying to fight it off as best as he can…

Mark:Evis Holliday now scoops up Taz and drops him face first in to the top turnbuckle…

Rhino:Taz is staggering around…

Mark:Death Valley Driver by Evis Holliday…

Rhino:This match up could be over right here and now…

Mark:Evis Holliday goes for a cover on Taz 1………………………..2……………………..3…. NO! Taz gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was close one there…

Mark:Taz is trying to gather himself as he continues to shake his head…Evis Holliday now has a rear naked choke hold locked in on Taz…

Rhino:I hope Taz isnt looking past Evis Holliday as he could be worried about any of the men who said they were going to come out for the 24/7 Rule…

Mark:Evis Holliday turns the rear naked choke in to a reverse DDT… Follows it up with a cover 1………………….2……………….. Taz gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Taz is not looking to be really focused at the moment…

Mark:Evis Holliday whips Taz in to the ropes… Taz hangs on to the ropes… Evis Holliday charges in… Taz catches him and nails him with an over the head Tazplex sending Evis Holliday over the top rope…

Rhino:Impressive move by Taz right there…

Mark:So much for not being focused…

Rhino:Yeah I guess I was wrong…

Mark:Taz now goes on the outside of the ring and starts whipping Evis Holliday with the bullrope…

Rhino:Taz is starting to get back in the game…

Mark:Taz rolls Evis Holliday back in to the ring…Evis Holliday gets back up on his feet… Belly to Belly Tazplex by Taz… Taz goes for the cover 1……………………..2…………… Evis Holliday gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Evis is backing up in to the corner…

Mark:Taz goes after him… Evis with a thumb to the eye… Evis Holliday goes behind Taz and drops him with a full nelson slam…

Rhino:Taz was dropped right on the back of his head…

Mark:Evis Holliday goes for another cover 1……………………………………2…………………….3….. NO! Taz gets his foot on the rope…

Rhino:Taz knew where he was in the ring and Evis forgot to make sure that he was far enough away from the ropes…

Mark:That is correct Rhino…

Rhino:Evis Holliday is signaling for the Holliday Bomb…

Mark:Taz gets back up on his feet… HOLLIDAY BOMB! NO! Taz counters out… T-BONE TAZPLEX!

Rhino:Holliday was dropped right on his head now…

Mark:Holliday staggers up on to his feet…

Rhino:Taz has that look in his eye…

Mark:TAZMISSION!

Rhino:Its locked in on Evis Holliday…

Mark:Taz has his legs wrapped around Evis Holliday… HOLLIDAY TAPS OUT!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL FTW Champion… TAZ…

Rhino:Taz made Holliday Tap Out…

Mark:Its BIG DADDY ACE! From Behind…

Rhino:Ace jumped the rail and leveled Taz…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is just hammering Taz with right hands… Taz gets sent in to the ropes… SPEAR!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just laid out the FTW Champion…

Mark:Taz staggers up to his feet…

Rhino:I think it is time for the Ace Crusher…

Mark:Taz turns around… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Taz gets out… TAZMISSION!

Rhino:Taz is now choking out Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Taz is doing his best to keep the FTW Championship…

Rhino:Look who is coming down the ramp right now…

Mark:Here comes Heidenreich… The man who will be going for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship in just a few moments from now…

Rhino:Heidenreich just slid a table in to the ring…

Mark:Taz lets go of Big Daddy Ace and is challenging Heidenreich to get in to the ring…

Rhino:And there they go…

Mark:The brawl has begun as Taz and Heidenreich trade shots… Taz whips Heidenreich in to the ropes… Reversal by Heidenreich… Powerslam by Heidenreich…

Rhino:Heidenreich is opening up the table…

Mark:Taz is staggering back up to his feet…

Rhino:The FTW Title is in jeopardy…As Taz seems to be out of it…

Mark:Heidenreich has him setup…

Rhino:Looks like Taz is gonna be powerbombed through the table…

Mark:Heidenreich has him up… POWERBOMB! NO! Taz hammers out… Taz hooks up Heidenreich… T-BONE THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:Taz is heading to the back with the belt in hand…

Mark:Taz survived tonight… How much long can he do it? We will soon find out… Right now standing by backstage is EWA Reporter Kent Richardson with the Special Guest Referee for the World Title Match… Triple H… Kent…

Kent:Thanks guys, Triple H… Tonight you will be the man responsible for determining who will be the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Which way will you call it?

HHH:You wanna know if I am going to screw with someone?

Kent:Basically…

HHH:Well everyone knows that I said I would SCREW Doug Kinsella out of the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… And tonight I get my chance to do it… I get to SCREW Doug out his title… If I want to… You see I have that power Kent… I have his fate in my hands… But I also have Heidenreich’s face in my hand as well… As we have seen Heidenreich is not having a good night thus far… So Kent… I can make him a lucky man and hand him the World Heavyweight Championship… It is all up to me Kent…

Kent:So you have the power?

HHH:Exactly… As I am the King of Kings… And tonight I control the fate… Of the World Heavyweight Championship… As now… THE GAME… IS… ON!

Kent:I guess lets send it down to ringside for the introductions…

EWA World Heavyweight Championship Falls Count Anywhere
Special Referee-Triple H
Doug Kinsella(c) vs Heidenreich

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Falls Count Anywhere Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing the Special Guest Referee… The Game… TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants… The Challenger…From New Orleans… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… HEIDENREICH…

(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And his opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… DOUG KINSELLA…

(“Pieces” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)

Mark:Triple H calls for the bell and this match up is now under way…

Rhino:Heidenreich just went through a table less then five minutes ago… How much do you think he has…

Mark:Heidenreich also injured his back during the Tag Team Title Match as well… Doug Kinsella hammers him with a right hand… Doug continues to open up with right hands before sending Heidenreich in to the ropes… Doug drops his head early… Heidenreich puts the breaks on and kicks Doug Kinsella right in the face…

Rhino:He kicked him right in the nose…

Mark:Doug Kinsella turns around… Heidenreich hooks him up and drops him with a running powerslam…

Rhino:Thats a big move early in this match…

Mark:Heidenreich goes for the cover Triple H makes the count 1………………………….2………Doug Kinsella kicks out…

Rhino:Heidenreich looks over at Triple H about the count…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is back up in the corner… Heidenreich charges and connects with a big splash…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Side Walk Slam by Heidenreich… Heidenreich goes for a cover again 1………….2……………Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:That count seemed a little quicker…

Mark:Doug Kinsella rolls out of the ring and is heading up the ramp…

Rhino:Doug is trying to seperate himself from Heidenreich for the moment…

Mark:He needs to remember this match up is falls count anywhere… He can lose his title anywhere…

Rhino:Heidenreich is going out after him…

Mark:Heidenreich lays him out with a clothesline dropping him on the ramp…

Rhino:Heidenreich is running on adrenaline right now as he has been fighting all night…

Mark:Doug Kinsella gets back up on his feet… Heidenreich lifts him up in a Gorilla Press Slam… Doug Kinsella gets out of it and goes behind Heidenreich… Release German Suplex by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Heidenreich was dropped right on his back on the steel…

Mark:On the ramp Doug Kinsella locks in a surfboard backbreaker…

Rhino:Triple H is asking Heidenreich if he wants to give it up…

Mark:Triple H is now counting 1………………..2………….. Doug got his shoulder up….

Rhino:I guess Doug’s shoulders were down thats why Triple H made the count…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now walks back down to ringside and is pulling off the guardrail…

Rhino:What the hell is he doing that for?

Mark:Doug Kinsella brings the guardrail up the ramp and lays out Heidenreich with it…

Rhino:Doug is now laying the guardrail down…

Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up Heidenreich…Vertical Suplex dropped right on to the guardrail…

Rhino:Thats not going to help Heidenreich’s back that was worked on earlier tonight by James Davis…

Mark:Doug Kinsella picks up the guardrail this time and just drops it right on top of Heidenreich…

Rhino:Doug is really showing an agressive side right now…

Mark:Doug Kinsella goes for a cover… Triple H makes the count 1……………………….2…………….. Heidenreich gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Doug is complaining of a slow count…

Mark:Heidenreich crawling up the ramp holding on to his back…Running Elbow Drop by Doug Kinsella right to the lower back of Heidenreich…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is walking back down to ringside and is pulling out a steel chair…

Mark:Doug actually has a couple of steel chairs…

Rhino:He must have something in mind…

Mark:Heidenreich using the set to pull himself up on to his feet… Steel Chair Shot right to the back of Heidenreich…

Rhino:The World Heavyweight Champion is doing his thing right now and is in complete control…

Mark:Doug Kinsella opens up the steel chairs next to one another…

Rhino:Heidenreich looks to be in some trouble…

Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up Heidenreich… Heidenreich blocks the suplex… Front Face Suplex right on to the steel chairs…

Rhino:That one backfired on the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Heidenreich lays on top of Doug Kinsella… Triple H makes the count 1……………..2……………. Doug Kinsella kicks out…

Rhino:Heidenreich is walking backstage for something…

Mark:Heidenreich is bringing out a barbed wire bat…

Rhino:Business is now picking up…

Mark:Heidenreich lights it on fire…

Rhino:I say this again… Business has picked up…

Mark:The World Champion turns around and Heidenreich nails him right in the head with the flaming barbed wire bat…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is hurting now…

Mark:Heidenreich covers the World Champion 1…………………2……………………………..3…NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Heidenreich is getting up in the face of Triple H…

Mark:Triple H is yelling back at Heidenreich…

Rhino:Heidenreich starts to ignore Triple H and now goes underneath the ring and is bringing out a table…

Mark:The table is being setup by Heidenreich… Doug Kinsella staggers around… POWER DUNK THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella looks to be out of it now…

Mark:Triple H is smiling as Heidenreich goes for the cover… Triple H counts 1……………………………2………………………3……….. NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Heidenreich can not believe it…

Mark:Heidenreich is once again gets up in the face of Triple H…

Rhino:He is pissed…

Mark:Heidenreich now looks down below the stage…

Rhino:Now Heidenreich is smiling…

Mark:Heidenreich just brought fluid out from the back and is dumping it off of the stage…

Rhino:This cant be good…

Mark:Heidenreich lights a match and throws it down and the table down below is on fire…

Rhino:This is going to end Doug Kinsella’s reign as World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Heidenreich has him setup… POWERBOMB! NO! BACK DROP OFF THE STAGE!

Rhino:Heidenreich went off the stage and went right through the flaming table…

Mark:Doug Kinsella jumps down and goes to make the cover…

Rhino:Triple H is trying to get over there…

Mark:Triple H makes the count 1……………………..2……………………………………..3…. NO! Heidenreich got his shoulder up…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now yelling at Triple H saying that it was a slow count…

Mark:Triple H just gave Doug Kinsella the finger…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella wants to hit Triple H…

Mark:Triple H just yelled if you hit me you will be disqualified…

Rhino:Heidenreich is getting back up…

Mark:Doug Kinsella turns around… FINAL TOUCH!

Rhino:Thats gotta be it…

Mark:Triple H counts 1………………………….2……………………….3……. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion… DOUG KINSELLA…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella keeps the title…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is now going to wait and see who wins the Extreme Bowl… As he will be facing the winner as soon as Thursday Night Chaos… Lets send it down to ringside for the introductions…

Extreme Bowl 2006
Participants-Shane Munns, Lone Jobber, William McConnell, Payne Killer, Chaos & Shawn Michaels

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the 2006 EXTREME BOWL… And it will take place inside the Triple Tier Cage… Introducing the participants…First… From St. Pete, Florida… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… CHAOS…

(“Killing in the Name Of” plays as Chaos enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Morrisville, Nc… Weighing in at 253 Pounds… SHANE MUNNS…

(“Kryptonite” plays as Shane Munns enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Selma, Ca… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… PAYNE KILLER…

(“Thou Shall” plays as Payne Killer enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their Opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…LONE JOBBER…

(“I Want it All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their Opponent… From Sin City… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL…

(“The Answer” Plays as William McConnell enters the arena..)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… The Cage door has been locked and all six men are now trapped inside the Triple Tier Cage…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is going right after William McConnell…

Mark:McConnell slides out of the ring… Shawn Michaels goes out after him…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is chasing him around the ring…

Mark:Payne Killer is fighting with Shane Munns in the corner… William McConnell comes back in to the ring…

Rhino:Shawn is back in as well…

Mark:McConnell slides back out… LOW CARD KICK! By Lone Jobber catching Shawn Michaels right underneath the chin…

Rhino:Lone Jobber helping out William McConnell… That seems odd to me Mark…

Mark:Yes it does… Shane Munns just got sent in to the corner by Payne Killer… Chaos charges in and nails him with a clothesline… Munns staggers out of the corner… Running Bulldog by Chaos…

Rhino:McConnell just pulled Payne Killer by his leg to the outside of the ring…

Mark:The Answer with an irish whip and Payne Killer goes in to the cage… Payne Killer staggers towards William McConnell… Running Clothesline by The Answer…

Rhino:McConnell just pulled out a singapore cane from underneath the ring…

Mark:Lone Jobber just scooped up and slammed Shawn Michaels down to the canvas before heading to the top rope…

Rhino:What does Lone Jobber have up his sleeve…

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop by Lone Jobber connecting on Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now doing what Shawn Michaels does after the elbow drop and is tuning up the band…

Mark:He is tuning up the band for the Low Card Kick…

Rhino:As Lone Jobber has said before… Its been knocking bitch after bitch back down to Show Starters…

Mark:Chaos just pulled out a table on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Shane Munns is back up and is heading to the top rope…

Mark:Shane Munns leaps off the top rope and lands right down on top of Chaos on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back up…

Mark:LOW CARD KICK! NO! Shawn Michaels ducks the kick and spins Lone Jobber around and nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:McConnell is in the ring…

Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around and walks right in to the singapore cane shot from William McConnell…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels didnt see that coming and he has been laid out with the cane…

Mark:Shawn Michaels looks to be bleeding after that shot…

Rhino:Shane Munns is now standing on the apron of the ring…

Mark:Chaos has been laid out on the table… Lone Jobber just knocked Shane Munns off the apron and he goes right in to the steel cage…

Rhino:Chaos now gets up off the table and goes after Shane Munns…

Mark:Chaos is rubbing Shane Munn’s face in to the steel cage…

Rhino:He is using the cage as Cheese Gratter…

Mark:Chaos now has Shane Munns setup… POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:Shane Munns looks to be out of it…

Mark:Lone Jobber and William McConnell are now face to face in the center of the ring…

Rhino:This is their first meeting since New Years Evil when Lone Jobber defeated William McConnell for the World Heavyweight Championship…

Mark:William McConnell and Lone Jobber are doing some trash talking before both looking up at the cage… Lone Jobber goes to hit William McConnell… Payne Killer is in the ring and grabs the arm of Lone Jobber and lays him out with a huge right hand…

Rhino:Payne Killer is now backing him in to the corner…

Mark:Payne Killer now gets on top of Lone Jobber in the corner and hammers him with right hands…

Rhino:Chaos just brough the steel ladder in to the ring…

Mark:Chaos charges at William McConnell and lays him out with the ladder…Shawn Michaels gets up and get knocked back down with the ladder from Chaos…

Rhino:Payne Killer just ended then ten punches to Lone Jobber and he walked right in to the ladder shot from Chaos…

Mark:Chaos is clearing house right now…

Rhino:Chaos now opens up the ladder and is beginning his climb up to the second tier of the cage…

Mark:Lone Jobber climbs up behind Chaos and both men are in the second tier of the cage…

Rhino:Shane Munns just pulled Shawn Michaels out of the ring…

Mark:Shane Munns puts Shawn Michaels up on his shoulder… Shawn Michaels slides off of Shane Munns shoulder and pushes Shane Munns in to the cage…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels now has him lined up…

Mark:Sweet Chin Music to Shane Munns….

Rhino:Lights out for the next EWA Champion in his own words…

Mark:Chaos goes for a clothesline… Lone Jobber ducks out of the way and pushes Chaos in to the cage…

Rhino:Lone Jobber just grabbed a steel chair off of the cage…

Mark:Chaos turns around and Lone Jobber lays him out with a steel chair…

Rhino:Lone Jobber just yelled down to someone…

Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to shove Chaos back down to the ring…

Rhino:William seems to be helping him…

Mark:McConnell pulls Chaos down and throws him out of the ring…

Rhino:McConnell just pulled out a pair of handcuffs…

Mark:William just handcuffed Chaos to the cage…

Rhino:There is no place for him Chaos to go…

Mark:Payne Killer is now up on the second tier with Lone Jobber… Payne Killer just rammed Lone Jobber’s head in to the cage…

Rhino:William McConnell is starting to climb up…

Mark:Shawn is pulling him down…

Rhino:I think we are going to see these two collide for the first time here tonight…

Mark:There they go… Right hands back and forth they go… Both HBK and PYB are trading right hands back and forth…

Rhino:The blood is just flying off the face of HBK…

Mark:William McConnell with an irish whip to Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm Shot by Shawn Michaels and a bloody HBK nips right up…

Rhino:Vintage Shawn Michaels style…

Mark:McConnell gets back up on to his feet… Atomic Drop followed by a clothesline…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is starting to get fired up…

Mark:Shawn Michaels slams William McConnell straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:HBK is climbing up the ladder…

Mark:Payne Killer just threw Lone Jobber face first in to the steel on the second tier of the cage…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is looking to be heading up to the second tier of the cage…

Mark:Shawn Michaels puts on the breaks… FLYING ELBOW DROP OFF THE LADDER!

Rhino:He landed right on William McConnell…

Mark:The Showstopper is starting to come out of Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Shane Munns is coming back in to the ring…

Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO SHANE MUNNS!

Rhino:Payne Killer just left the second tier of the cage…

Mark:Payne Killer is starting to climb up to the third cage… Lone Jobber stops him in his tracks as he rams his head in to the cage…

Rhino:Lone Jobber just walked back in to the cage and brought out a steel chair…

Mark:Payne Killer gets leveled with the steel chair…

Rhino:HEIDENREICH!

Mark:Heidenreich has just dropped down on to the top of the third cage…

Rhino:What is he going to do…

Mark:Flying Clothesline off the top of the cage as he lands right on to Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Heidenreich said he would show up… He hasnt had a good night thus far and is now trying to make it so he does…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now up in the second tier of the cage…

Rhino:McConnell is climbing up right behind him…

Mark:Heidenreich now just slammed Payne Killer down in to the cage…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is going to walk out of the second cage…

Mark:McConnell spins him around and decks him with a right hand…

Rhino:McConnell just grabbed something off the cage…

Mark:Its the vintage Playstation 2… Not the new thinner one… The Original…

Rhino:An EWA Classic…

Mark:McConnell cracks Shawn Michaels right in the face with the playstation 2…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is losing a tremendous amount of blood and that isnt helping yet…

Mark:Heidenreich is looking up at the third cage and the contract…

Rhino:Heidenreich is climbing back up…

Mark:Lone Jobber stops him… William McConnell is joining in on the fun…

Rhino:Lone Jobber and William McConnell are nailing Heidenreich with right hands…

Mark:Heidenreich is staggering near the edge of cage…

Rhino:He is close to falling off…

Mark:Heidenreich shoves William McConnell as he tries to regain his balance…

Rhino:Thumb to the eye by Lone Jobber to Heidenreich…

Mark:William McConnell and Lone Jobber just looked at one another…

Rhino:What do they have in mind…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is up as well…

Rhino:Lone Jobber and William McConnell just looked at Shawn Michaels…

Mark:TRIPLE SUPERKICK TO HEIDENREICH AND HEIDENREICH GOES FLYING OFF THE SECOND CAGE!

Rhino:I believe that was a combination of Five Star Superkick… Low Card Kick and Sweet Chin Music…

Mark:Heidenreich fell off the cage after the Triple Superkick and he is not moving…

Rhino:The three of them are just looking at each other at what they have done…

Mark:The three of them are now fighting with one another…

Rhino:Its a three way brawl with a bloody Shawn Michaels in the middle…

Mark:Shawn Michaels ducks the clothesline from William McConnell… But Lone Jobber catches Shawn Michaels with a clothesline…

Rhino:One Misses and the other connects…

Mark:Lone Jobber and William McConnell scoop up Shawn Michaels and drives him face first in to the cage…

Rhino:Is this an alliance between William McConnell and Lone Jobber?

Mark:Lone Jobber goes after Shawn Michaels… Low Blow by William McConnell to Lone Jobber…

Rhino:So much for the alliance…

Mark:William McConnell has Lone Jobber setup… PSYKO BOMB!

Rhino:I think William McConnell has just sealed the victory right now as he heads up to the third cage…

Mark:Dont forget about Payne Killer as he just pulled him down…

Rhino:Payne Killer is now just hammering William McConnell with right hands…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is climbing up on the other side of the cage…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is starting to move…

Mark:MOONSAULT BY SHAWN MICHAELS OFF THE CAGE!

Rhino:The Showstopper has arrived at the Extreme Bowl…

Mark:Shawn took out three men in one shot…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels tries to regroup and begins to slowly climb up to the third cage…

Mark:McConnell is trying to tug on his leg…William McConnell pulls Shawn Michaels down… Big right hand by William McConnell…

Rhino:Shawn just got his head rammed in to the cage…

Mark:Shawn is down as William McConnell is up on the third cage…

Rhino:McConnell just looked down at Shawn Michaels and the Star Attraction looks like he is going to try and out to do Shawn Michaels…

Mark:10.0 FROG SPLASH! MISSES!

Rhino:McConnell crashed and burned…

Mark:Lone Jobber just DDTed Payne Killer on to a steel chair…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now starting to climb up to the third cage…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now climbing up the other side…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is at the cage door…

Mark:Shawn Michaels opened it up and knocked it back in to the face of Lone Jobber… Shawn Michaels now rams Lone Jobber’s head in to the cage…

Rhino:McConnell is now starting to climb up the cage and is now up with Lone Jobber and Shawn Michaels…

Mark:McConnell walks in the door… Shawn Michaels starts pulling him away from the briefcase…

Rhino:The brawling continues…

Mark:Rights and lefts by HBK and PYB…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now gathering himself…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now close to the edge of the cage…

Rhino:This could be the end for Shawn Michaels…

Mark:William McConnell charges… HBK ducks.. Back Body Drop off the cage…

Rhino:William McConnell fell all the way down to the first cage…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now gathering himself and is walking to the briefcase… DOOR SLAMMED SHUT!

Rhino:Lone Jobber just slammed the door on Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Shawn is holding his face… LOW CARD KICK!

Rhino:HBK is down and out…

Mark:Lone Jobber opens the door and he pulls out the contract… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner of the 2006 Extreme Bowl… LONE JOBBER…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is the only man in history to ever win the Extreme Bowl twice..

Mark:Lone Jobber now will fight for the World Title…

Rhino:Its a Kinsella vs Jobber rematch…

Mark:We will see what happens… Its been a strange and Unusual night… We hope to get you an update on everything that has happened with everyone in the Extreme Bowl… And Subway… Stayed tuned to the website for breaking news… Good Night Everyone…

(Ending Promo Rolls and stops mid way)

Rhino:Whats going on? I thought we were done…

Mark:I thought so too… Its Subway… How is even walking?

Rhino:I have no idea…

(Subway starts walking out limping down to the ring…The arena lights turn on as Subway limps on his way in to the ring… The EWA Fans sit back down in their seats with a very confused look on their faces…Subway gets handed a microphone)

Rhino:What is he going to say?

Subway: I wanna start by saying Thank You All! Thank you for the love and the hate each drives me in strange ways.

Crowd:Thank-You Sub-Way… (claps)… Thank-You Sub-Way… (claps)…

Subway:Thank you for the years of Memories…But I come to you not as Subway but as Jeff Wade from human being to human being.

Mark:This is surreal moment right now…

Subway:I say Good Bye as step down from Actice roster…

Rhino:No way… Subway not in the ring… I dont want that to be true…

Subway:I also must Step Down as Co Vp of the EWA.

(The fans are shocked)

Mark:I cant believe it… Subway is walking away from the sport he loves… This is a surreal moment…

Subway:I wanna say if i died in this ring tonight i would have died a happy man, so i wanna do this right..and leave with another first in the EWA.

Rhino:What is he doing now?

Mark:Subway is sitting on the ring… He begins to untie his boots…

Rhino:I am speechless…

(Subway takes off his boots and leaves the in the center of the ring…Subway takes a moment before limping to the back as the camera zooms in on the boots as the ppv ends)

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