Halloween Hellraiser 2006
Mark:Welcome to Queens Island in Belfast, Ireland… Welcome to EWA Halloween Hellraiser… I am Mark alongside Rhino and what a line up we have here tonight…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Championship is going to be on the line in the first ever EWA Haunted House Match…
Mark:Triple H has the tough challenge as he defends against Megumi Kudo, Subway, Brian Henderson, Lone Jobber and William McConnell…
Rhino:It is going to be hard for Triple H to retain his EWA Television Championship…
Mark:The EWA Tag Team Champions will collide in a Trick or Treat Match as Doug Kinsella battles Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:We will see what happens between those tag team partners…
Mark:We have a wild night… Why not wait… Everyone is here so who knows what will happen… So lets get to our opening contest….
Retro Playa vs Chaos
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From St. Pete, Florida… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… CHAOS…
(“Killing in the Name Of” plays as Chaos enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Chicago, IL… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… THE RETRO PLAYA…
(“Play The Funky Music” plays as Retro Playa enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Retro Playa going up against Chaos…
Rhino:Chaos is not your normal pro wrestler…
Mark:He is more of a brawler… As Chaos starts hammering Retro Playa in the midsection with hard right hands…
Rhino:Its just shots right to the ribs of The Retro Playa…
Mark:Chaos backs Retro Playa in to the corner and starts driving knees in to the midsection… Hard Irish Whip by Chaos sending Retro Playa hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Chaos is gaining a full head of steam…
Mark:Chaos charges in and drives a hard running knee right in to the ribs of The Retro Playa…
Rhino:Retro Playa is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Chaos hooks up Retro Playa and drops him with a side walk slam… Chaos goes for the cover 1……………………2………………Kickout by Retro Playa…
Rhino:Retro Playa is holding on to his ribs as he gets back on to his feet…
Mark:Chaos now scoops The Retro Playa and ties him up in to the tree of woe…
Rhino:The Retro Playa is in trouble…
Mark:Chaos comes charging in… Retro Playa pulls himself up and Chaos hits the corner hard…
Rhino:Chaos is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Retro Playa is now up on the top rope…
Rhino:Chaos turns around…
Mark:Flying Cross body by The Retro Playa and he takes down the big man Chaos… Cover 1…………………….2……………… Kickout by Chaos…
Rhino:Retro Playa is now waiting for Chaos to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Retro Playa kicks Chaos in the midsection… Swinging Neckbreaker by Retro Playa…
Rhino:Retro Playa is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Chaos is getting up on to his feet… Retro Playa with a missle dropkick and the big man falls down…
Rhino:Chaos is in trouble…
Mark:Retro Playa goes for the cover on Chaos again 1………………….2……………….Kickout by Chaos again…
Rhino:Chaos is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Retro Playa is lining him up… Chaos Pukes…
Rhino:Thats the oddest thing ever…
Mark:Chaos pukes right in the middle of the ring…
Rhino:Retro Playa is shocked at seeing Chaos puked…
Mark:Retro Playa charges at Chaos… Chaos catches Retro Playa in midair on the cross body… Powerslam by Chaos and he slams him right in to the puke…
Rhino:Now thats gross…
Mark:Retro Playa is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Retro Playa is covered in puke…
Mark:Chaos kicks him in the midsection… DDT! NO! Retro Playa counters out of the DDT…Retro Playa goes behind Chaos… Reverse DDT…
Rhino:Chaos is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Retro Playa hooks him up for the Cutting Edge… Blocked by Chaos…Chaos goes for a clothesline… Retro Playa moves and Chaos goes in to the corner…
Rhino:Chaos is staggering around…
Mark:School Boy by Retro Playa 1……………….2………..Retro Playa is using the ropes for leverage… 3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RETRO PLAYA…
Rhino:The Retro Playa opens up Halloween Hellraiser with a win…
Mark:The Retro Playa rolls on as we now get set for our next contest as we await the big Haunted House Match later here tonight…
“Impact Player” Jeremy Johnson vs Darien Hacaga
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Philadelphia,Pa… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Accompanied by Paul Heyman… The Impact Player JEREMY JOHNSON…
(“Pro Pain” plays as Jeremy Johnson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 231 Pounds…DARIEN HACAGA…
(“Figure 09” plays as Darien enters the arena…)
Mark:Darien steps right up in to the face of Retro Playa and starts hammering him with kicks right to the midsection…
Rhino:Hard kicks by Darien to the ribs of Jeremy Johnson…
Mark:Johnson is now getting backed up in to the ropes… Darien now whips Jeremy Johnson in to the ropes… Johnson comes off the ropes… Spin Heel Kick by Darien laying out The Impact Player…
Rhino:The Impact Player is getting right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Johnson is being backed up in to the ropes… Darien with kicks to the ribs of Johnson… Spin Kick right to the head of The Impact Player Jeremy Johnson by Darien…
Rhino:Jeremy Johnson is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Snap Suplex by Darien with a float over… Darien goes for a cover 1…………………….2……………..Kickout by Jeremy Johnson…
Rhino:Darien is now waiting for Jeremy Johnson to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Darien goes behind Jeremy Johnson… Reverse Implant DDT by Darien laying out the Impact Player…
Rhino:Paul Heyman is worried about his client right now…
Mark:Darien goes for the cover 1……………………….2…………….Kickout by Jeremy Johnson…
Rhino:Johnson is slowly getting up on his feet…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson is showing a few signs of weakness…Darien hooks up Jeremy Johnson… Stalling Suplex… Right in to a stunner by Darien…
Rhino:Impressive move…
Mark:Darien goes for another cover 1……………………2………………Kickout by Jeremy Johnson again…
Rhino:Jeremy Johnson is in trouble right now as Darien is lining him up…
Mark:Darien goes for the Spic Kick… Ducked by Jeremy Johnson…Johnson goes behind Darien… Full Nelson Slam driving Darien straight in to the mat…
Rhino:That was an impressive move by Jeremy Johnson as he drove Darien right in to the mat…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson whips Darien in to the ropes… Samoan Drop by Jeremy Johnson driving him right in to the canvas as Johnson goes for the cover 1…………………………..2……………………..Kickout by Darien…
Rhino:Darien is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson hooks up Darien…Brainbuster by Jeremy Johnson… As Darien goes head first in to the mat… Johnson goes for another cover 1…………………..2……………….Kickout by Darien again…
Rhino:Darien is in trouble as he getting up on to his feet…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson spins Darien around…Mission Statement! No! Darien counters… Flip over pin 1………………….2……………..Kickout by Jeremy Johsnon…
Rhino:Johnson is getting back up on his feet…
Mark:SPIC KICK!
Rhino:Johnson is down and out… Paul Heyman is worried…
Mark:Darien goes for the cover 1………………………….2………………………….3..NO! Jeremy Johnson gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Paul Heyman is trying to get Darien attention…
Mark:Darien is waiting for Jeremy Johnson… TWIST OF SPIC! NO! Johnson pushes Darien in to the corner…
Rhino:Darien is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Mission Statement! Driving Darien hard in to the mat…
Rhino:Johnson is now waiting for Darien to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson hooks up Darien…TOTAL IMPACT!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson hooks the leg 1…………………..2………………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JEREMY JOHNSON…
Rhino:Darien gave Jeremy Johnson one hell of a fight…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson scared Paul Heyman a little bit… But he surived tonight… As we now get set for our next contest…
Dr. Cube vs Christian
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Kaiju Big Battel… Weighing in at 12,200 cc of Poisoned Lead… DR. CUBE…
(“I feel pretty” plays as Dr. Cube enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… Captain Charisma CHRISTIAN…
(“At Last” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where’s Christian?
Mark:I have no idea…
Rhino:The referee is trying to find out the question…
Mark:I dont remember seeing Christian here tonight…
Rhino:The referee is talking it over with the PA Announcer so I guess we are going to have some sort of announcement…
Mark:Im surprised Christian isnt here…
Pa Announcer:The referee has ruled that since Christian failed to respond to the Ten Count the referee has ruled… That The winner of the match as a result of a Count Out… DR. CUBE!
Rhino:I guess Christian didnt want to show up tonight…
Mark:Christian disappointed the Peeps tonight… As we now I guess get set for our next contest…
Rob Van Dam vs Demon Child
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(“Voodo” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Battle Creek, Michigan… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… ROB VAN DAM…
(“Walk” plays as Rob Van Dam enters the arena…)
Mark:Rob Van Dam is fighting this match up with his hands handcuffed by his back…
Rhino:He believes he can beat Demon Child with his hands behind his back… So we are going to see that now…
Mark:RVD is known for Educated Feet…So we will see if he can get the job done…
Rhino:Demon Child is ready to go…
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Van Dam takes the right hands from Demon Child backing RVD up in to the ropes… RVD gets sent by his arms in to the farside ropes… Demon Child ducks his head… RVD flips over the back of Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child is turning around…
Mark:Van Dam with a standing spin kick right to Demon Child…
Rhino:He took Demon Child right off of his feet…
Mark:Rob Van Dam now waits for Demon Child to get back up on his feet… RVD with a couple of side kicks to Demon Child… Van Dam with a jumping spin kick and he knocks Demon Child right out of the ring…
Rhino:RVD is heading to the top rope…
Mark:RVD has himself position… RVD with a flipping senton right down on to Demon Child from the top rope…
Rhino:The fans are chanting for Rob Van Dam…
Mark:RVD rolls back in to the ring…
Rhino:Demon Child is now getting up on to his feet…
Mark:RVD charges and connects with a baseball slide right in to the face of Demon Child…
Rhino:RVD is really doing a number to Demon Child right now…
Mark:Demon Child slides back in to the ring…
Rhino:RVD is already charging…
Mark:Rolling Thunder… No! Demon Child rolled quickly out of the ring and RVD hits the mat hard…
Rhino:Demon Child is back in the ring…
Mark:Demon Child is putting the boots to Rob Van Dam… Demon Child now hooks up RVD and connects with a shouler breaker…
Rhino:With Demon Child on the offensive RVD is in a bad way…
Mark:Demon Child kicks RVD in the midsection… Piledriver by Demon Child… Demon Child goes for the cover on RVD 1……………………..2…………………Kickout by Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:Demon Child is doing damage to RVD and there is nothing RVD can do about it…
Mark:RVD is now back up on his feet… Demon Child scoops up Rob Van Dam and connects with a running powerslam…
Rhino:Demon Child is in compete control of the match…
Mark:Demon Child goes for a cover 1……………………..2……………….Kickout by Rob Van Dam again…
Rhino:Demon Child is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Van Dam is now getting up on to his feet…
Rhino:Demon Child is now standing on the top rope…
Mark:RVD runs right in to the rope and Demon Child gets crotched on the top rope…
Rhino:RVD is now climbing up to the top rope…
Mark:Hurricanranna From the Top Rope by RVD on to Demon Child…
Rhino:Van Dam is now waiting for Demon Child to get up…
Mark:Spin Kick right to the head of Demon Child knocking him back down…
Rhino:RVD is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is now going for the Five Star Frog Splash…
Rhino:Thats Paul Heyman…
Mark:Paul Heyman is distracting the referee for some reason…
Rhino:Jeremy Johnson is out here as well…
Mark:Johnson is in the ring… Johnson grabs RVD from the top rope… Jeremy Johnson has RVD hooked up… TOTAL IMPACT!
Rhino:Why in the world would Jeremy Johnson do this?
Mark:The referee didnt see it at all… Demon Child is now picking up Rob Van Dam… DEMON DROP!
Rhino:RVD was already laid out before that…
Mark:Demon Child hooks the leg 1………………2…………..3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEMON CHILD…
Rhino:The odds were stacked against RVD before the match as he had his hands handcuffed behind his back…
Mark:Demon Child wins… Even though he had a little help… As we now head to the parking lot… For the Final Moments Match…
Final Moments Match
Shawn Michaels vs Alex Shelly
Mark:The gravesite has been setup in the parking lot…
Rhino:To win this match up you have to get your opponent in the casket and then bury him alive…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Alex Shelly are out ready for action…
Rhino:Paparazzi Productions has been a throne in the side of Shawn Michaels for the last couple of months…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Alex Shelly are brawling back and forth with right hands…
Rhino:They are just hammering one another…
Mark:Alex Shelly with a thumb to the eye of Shawn Michaels as he now scoops up Shawn Michaels and slams right down on to the concrete…
Rhino:Alex Shelly is now walking around the parking lot…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets up… Alex Shelly shoves a dumpster right at The Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels couldnt react quick enough as he got hit by the dumpster…
Mark:Alex Shelly is now scoops up Shawn Michaels and slams him back first in to the dumpster…
Rhino:Alex Shelly is in control of Shawn Michaels right now…
Mark:Alex Shelly scoops up Shawn Michaels again and rams him right in to the dirt pile…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is not in good shape at the moment as Alex Shelly is taking it to Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Alex Shelly goes behind Shawn Michaels… Double Knee Backbreaker to the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Alex Shelly is just dominating HBK right now…
Mark:Shelly is now dragging Shawn Michaels up the grave and is bringing him to the casket…
Rhino:Alex Shelly is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up on his feet… Alex Shelly scoops up Shawn Michaels…HBK slides off the back of Alex Shelly… Shawn Michaels clips the leg of Alex Shelly…
Rhino:Shawn is now fighting back in to this…
Mark:Alex Shelly is getting back up on to his feet…Hiptoss by Shawn Michaels as he hip tosses Alex Shelly off the gravesite down on to the concrete…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now standing high up on the gravesite…
Mark:Elbow Drop right down on to Alex Shelly from the gravesite by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Alex Shelly is now the one in trouble…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has just found a ladder…
Rhino:Alex Shelly is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels rams the ladder right in to the face of Alex Shelly…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels knows his stuff with the ladder…
Mark:Shawn Michaels drives the ladder right in to the midsection of Alex Shelly…
Rhino:HBK is now dragging Alex Shelly up the dirt…
Mark:HBK is opening up the casket…
Rhino:Its Amazing Red and Petey Williams…
Mark:Red and Williams are attacking Shawn Michaels up on the gravesite…
Rhino:Paparazzi Productions is striking again…
Mark:Red and Williams are attacking Shawn Michaels as Alex Shelly is recovering…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels was suckered in and now is being destroyed…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now being laid out in the casket and the lid has been shut…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is going to be buried alive…
Mark:Paparazzi Productions is now beginning to bury HBK alive…
Rhino:Wait a Second!
Mark:Its Kevin Nash and Scott Hall… Nash and Hall are attacking Williams and Red…
Rhino:They are getting the other members of Paparazzi Productions away from the gravesite…
Mark:The Casket is now open and Shawn Michaels is attacking Alex Shelly…
Rhino:Shawn is out on the dirt now…
Mark:Right hands back and forth…Alex Shelly goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:HBK just grabbed the shovel…
Mark:Alex Shelly turns aroun and Shawn Michaels cracks him right in the skull with the shovel…
Rhino:Alex Shelly is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Alex Shelly has been knocked right in to the casket…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now lowering the casket…
Mark:The Casket has been lowered and now the dirt is being piled on the Casket…
Rhino:Alex Shelly is seeing his Final Moments right now as he is being Buried Alive…
Mark:Alex Shelly has now been buried alive…
Pa Announcer:The winner of the Final Moments Match… SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:The Showstopper has finally solved his problems with Paparazzi Productions…
Mark:Shawn Michaels got an assist from his DX buddies to get rid of the rest of Paparazzi… But Shawn took care of the head man and thats what he wanted to do… It is now time for some Trick or Treating… As the EWA Tag Team Champs collide…
Trick or Treat Match
Doug Kinsella vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Trick or Treat Match set for one fall… Introducing First… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds…One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… DOUG KINSELLA…
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 259 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…BIG DADDY ACE…
(“Why We Thugs” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… There are four boxes hanging above the corners with different items in there…
Rhino:You will have to pull on the string to reveal what is in the boxes…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Doug Kinsella are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:These men are the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Doug Kinsella trade right hands in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Look at the two of them go…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hammers Doug Kinsella back in to the corner with straight right hands… Irish whip sending Doug Kinsella in to the corner… Kinsella comes out and Big Daddy Ace connects with a high back body drop…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges with a clothesline and connects to Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now on top of Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Right hands by Big Daddy Ace as he hammers Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Kinsella is trying to cover up as best as he can…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now hooks up Doug Kinsella and connects with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now slowly getting back up on his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is by the ropes… Big Daddy Ace charges with a clothesline… Ducked by Doug Kinsella and he back drops Big Daddy Ace over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now in trouble on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with an irish whip and he sends Ace hard in to the steel guardrail…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering around…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up Big Daddy Ace and drops him with a swinging neckbreaker on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is looking up at the boxes hanging on the ring posts…
Mark:Doug Kinsella gets up on the apron and pulls on one of the strings of the boxes…
Rhino:Its a Barbed Wire Bat…
Mark:Doug Kinsella pulls the bat off the wire… Big Daddy Ace is up on his feet… Doug Kinsella with the Barbed Wire Bat as he leaps off the apron and drops it right on the head of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:He just cracked the skull of Big Daddy Ace with that bat…
Mark:Doug Kinsella rolls Big Daddy Ace back in to the ring… Kinsella now grinds the bat in to the forehead of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:He is trying to bust him open…
Mark:The blood is starting to trickle out of the forehead now of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella charges with the Barbed Wire Bat and Big Daddy Ace gets his feet up…
Rhino:The Barbed Wire Bat got knocked back in to the face of Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Spinebuster by Big Daddy Ace driving Doug Kinsella in to the mat…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now going up to the next corner and is pulling on the string…
Mark:Its Human Skull…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now grabbing the skull…
Mark:Ace with the skull in his hand…Doug Kinsella is now back up on his feet… Skull to Skull… As Big Daddy Ace lays out Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella just got hit in the head with a human skull…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover 1……………………2…………Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now placing Doug Kinsella on the top rope…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Doug Kinsella… Gutwrench Powerbomb from the top rope… Driving Doug Kinsella right in to the canvas…
Rhino:That was one hell of a move by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for a cover 1…………………………2…………………3…….NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is in a lot of trouble…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now goes up and pulls on the third box…
Rhino:Its a Jester Hat…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is attempting to put the Jester Hat on Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace smiles as he looks at Doug Kinsella with the Jester Hat on… Guess Doug Kinsella is going for as a Court Jester for Halloween thanks to Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now staggering up on to his feet as Big Daddy Ace wipes the blood out of his eyes… SPEAR! NO! Doug Kinsella moves and Big Daddy Ace goes crashing in to the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering around…
Mark:FINAL TOUCH!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it right there…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with the jester hat on goes for the cover 1………………….2…………………3…….NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his foot on the rope…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella thought that was it right there…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now climbing the ropes and pulls on the fourth string…
Rhino:What is in this box…
(Lights Out)
Mark:Doug pulled on the string and the lights went out…
Rhino:What in the world could be going on?
Mark:Something is going on in the ring…
Rhino:I see more bodies than there should be in the ring…
Mark:Someone just climbed the ropes and pulled on the string…
(Lights come back on)
Rhino:What the hell!
Mark:Its Cryme Tyme… Shad and JTG…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is at ringside watching this destruction of Doug Kinsella…
Mark:The referee has been laid out as we watch Cryme Tyme just destroy Doug Kinsella… Cryme Tyme hooks up Kinsella as Shad holds him up… JTG with a Flipping Neckbreaker to Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Shane McMahon are talking things over…
Mark:Cryme Tyme is holding up Doug Kinsella… Big Daddy Ace has him up… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has been destroyed by Big Daddy Ace & Cryme Tyme…
Mark:Shane McMahon is now acting as the referee… Big Daddy Ace with a cover 1…..2….3… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE…
Rhino:Shane McMahon has setup Doug Kinsella one more time…
Mark:I wonder if Doug Kinsella regrets returning to the EWA…
Rhino:Shane McMahon has something to say…
Shane:Doug Kinsella… Not to do the whole gimmick infrindgement thing… But Dougie Poo… Big Daddy Ace and I… Have just got TWO WORDS FOR YA!
Shane & Ace:HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Mark:Shane McMahon & Big Daddy Ace are laughing as they head to the back… How will Doug Kinsella react? How will the tag champs get along? We will have to wait and see… But the TV Title is now on the line… So lets get the introductions…
EWA Television Championship Batized by Blood Match
Goldberg(c) vs Steve Austin vs Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Batized by Blood Match for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers…From the Kaiju Big Battle… Weighing in at 120 Fluid Tons… KUNG-FU CHICKEN NOODLE!
(“Chicken Noodle Soup” plays as Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His Opponent…
Rhino:ITS GOLDBERG!
Mark:Goldberg has jumped Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle from behind…
Rhino:Goldberg looks to be really pissed off…
Mark:Goldberg is now waiting for Kung Fu Chicken Noodle to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:Noodle is in trouble…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Kung Fu Chicken Noodle was just speared out of his chicken can… Never thought I would say that…
Mark:Our cameras have spotted something in the back as we go back there now…
Rhino:Thats Stone Cold…
Mark:Stone Cold has been laid out in the backstage area…
Rhino:Thats probably Goldberg’s handywork…
Mark:Goldberg is now setting up Kung Fu Chicken Noodle… JACKHAMMER! right down on to the stage…
Rhino:Goldberg is now moving Kung Fu Chicken Noodle under the bucket of blood…
Mark:Goldberg pulls on the string… Kung Fu Chicken Noodle is covered in Blood… Goldberg has Baptized Kung Fu Chicken Noodle…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion GOLDBERG…
Rhino:Goldberg meant business tonight… He didnt care who he took out…
Mark:Goldberg looks to be an unstoppable Television Champion… The Question is… WHO’s NEXT! As we now get set for the first ever EWA Haunted House Match…
Rhino:I cant wait…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Haunted House Match
Triple H(c) vs Megumi Kudo vs Lone Jobber vs William McConnell vs Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson vs Subway
Mark:Rhino, we are now looking live on location here in Queens Island here in Belfest Ireland… At the custom built Haunted House for the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Rhino:The building is Ten Stories Tall… And there is only one way out of the building…
Mark:Not much is known… However we are being told that each person will enter a seperate room on the top floor of the Haunted House…
Rhino:That is interesting in itself right there…
Mark:We are told all six competitors are now in place…
Rhino:The wild battle to the EWA World Heavyweight Championship is now beginning…
Mark:Our EWA Cameras are now in the first room and we see Test and Albert brawling with the X-Core Soldier Subway…
Rhino:The first floor is filled with members of the EWA Job Squad and each competitor needs to fight their way out of the rooms before they can continue…
Mark:We now see Triple H battling with it with Vader and David Young… Triple H grabs David Young and throws him face first in to the wall…From behind Vader clothesline The Game…
Rhino:Mosh and Thrasher are fighting it out with Lone Jobber in another room…Lone Jobber just got double flap jacked by The Headbangers…
Mark:Brian Henderson is going at it with Elix Skipper and Chuck Palumbo… Palumbo goes for a superkick… Henderson ducks the Superkick and nails him with a T-Bone Suplex…
Rhino:El Dandy and The Hurricane are going at it with Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Albert just help up Subway as Test Rammed a Big Boot right in to the face of the X-Core Soldier…
Rhino:William McConnell is battling with Meng and Vampiro…
Mark:All six competitors are doing their best to get out of the rooms with out taking that much of a beating as they have a long way to go if they want to become the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:El Dandy holds up Megumi Kudo… The Hurricane misses a Shinning Wizard and catches El Dandy right in the face…
Mark:Brian Henderson scoops up Elix Skipper and rams him head first in to the wall…Brian Henderson leaves the first room and now is in the hallway…
Rhino:Brian is the first one to escape the rooms filled with the EWA Job Squad…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is now walking out of her room… She is heading down the steps to the second fall…
Rhino:Brian Henderson is now walking behind her…
Mark:Megumi Kudo and Brian Henderson are battling on the steps…Megumi Kudo with a shot to the midsection… Hurricanranna sending Brian Henderson down the steps…
Rhino:Impressive move by Megumi Kudo…
Mark:William McConnell just ducked the kick from Meng and Meng nailed Vampiro right in the face with a big boot…
Rhino:Meng’s foot is stuck in the wall…
Mark:The Answer connects with Powerslam as Vampiro came charging in… Megumi Kudo is now opening the door to the second floor of the Haunted House…
Rhino:Look at the walls dripping with blood…
Mark:We have no idea what we will see… The Answer is making his way down the steps…
Rhino:Triple H just gave Vader a spinebuster as he is trying to get out of his room…
Mark:From behind The Answer lays Megumi Kudo out with a clothesline…
Rhino:She didnt see him coming at all…
Mark:William McConnell checking out the surroundings… There are a couple of different doors that look to be exits out of the floor…
Rhino:I have to say this looks to be the most unusual setup for an EWA Match up in history…
Mark:Subway whips Test in to the wall and the wall breaks through allowing Subway to get out of his room…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is fighting his way out of his room against The Headbangers…
Mark:Triple H and Subway are now face to face on top of the steps…Subway slaps The Game right across the face…
Rhino:Triple H didnt like being slapped right across the face…
Mark:Triple H and Subway are now brawling on the steps… Triple H kicks Subway in the midsection… Triple H suplex’s Subway down the steps…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has finally made his way out of his room full of the EWA Job Squad…
Mark:Brian Henderson is starting to get his barings together as he goes after William McConnell… Half Dollar with McConnell and he rubs in to whatever is ozing out of the walls…
Rhino:We have already seen one person puke tonight… We may see our second…
Mark:Brian Henderson now scoops up and slams William McConnell right up in to the wall…
Rhino:The Wall broke away and you can see the outside of the Haunted House…
Mark:If you are thrown out of the Haunted House, you will have to make your way back to the top to get back in… As the only way to win the title is by walking out the front door…
Rhino:Triple H is now going after Megumi Kudo…
Mark:The Game opens up one of the doors and he reveals a brick wall… Triple H scoops up Megumi Kudo and throws her right in to the brick wall…
Rhino:The wall broke away as it wasnt real brick and Megumi Kudo is sliding down a ramp that I guess leads to the floor below…
Mark:Triple H takes the slide down and he has landed in a pit full of worms…
Rhino:Thats where Megumi Kudo is as well…
Mark:Triple H is trying to crawl through the pit…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is by passing the floor that Henderson and McConnell are fighting on as he opens up the other door to reveal steps…
Mark:There are ropes hanging above the pit and you are able to swing from one side of the pit to the other on the ropes to get out of it with out hitting the worms…
Rhino:Subway has started getting up on his feet after being suplex down the steps…
Mark:Lone Jobber begins swinging from one set of ropes to the second and to the third…
Rhino:One More set of ropes as Lone Jobber is swinging above the heads of Triple H and Lone Jobber…
Mark:Triple H pulls on the leg of Lone Jobber and Lone Jobber flips off the rope right down in to the pit of worms…
Rhino:There are so many worms in there that makes it hard for you to move…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is trying to swim her way through worms…
Rhino:That might be the best move…
Mark:Brian Henderson is looking down at the one door that leads to the slide… From behind Subway with a running Subline sending Brian Henderson face first down in to the pit of worms…
Rhino:Subway goes straight down as well…
Mark:The only one not trying to fight out of the worms right now is William McConnell who is having a hardy time regaining his composure at the moment…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is trying to pull herself out of the worms…
Mark:Subway just pulled her back in to the pit of worms…
Rhino:Triple H and Lone Jobber are exchanging shots in the pit right now…
Mark:Brian Henderson is the first one out of the pit as he was able to crawl towards the ledge… Triple H is now trying to shove Lone Jobber’s face in to the worms…
Rhino:Looks like Lone Jobber is getting a taste of worms for dinner tonight…
Mark:Brian Henderson is making his way to third level of this Haunted House and there are a bunch of mirrors and doors…
Rhino:Which one will lead him to the next level… That is the question…
Mark:Subway has a big hand full of worms and is shoving it right down the throat of Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:She looks to be choking on the worms…
Mark:Triple H has pulled himself up and is now making his way to the third level of the Haunted House…
Rhino:Brian Henderson has opened up a door and it looks to be a dead end…
Mark:From behind Triple H rams Brian Henderson right in to the door… As Henderson staggers around… Triple H is looking around at the surroundings…
Rhino:William McConnell has made his way down the steps and is looking over at the pit…
Mark:The Answer is swinging through the four ropes and he has made it across the pit of worms without going in…
Rhino:Lucky for him…
Mark:Triple H’s right hand gets blocked by Brian Henderson… Henderson with a kick to the midsection and he rams Triple H’s head right in to the mirror…
Rhino:The World Champion is busted opened here in this match up…
Mark:The site of that brought a smile to the face of Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:William McConnell is lining up Brian Henderson for what will be the Five Star Superkick…
Mark:From behind Lone Jobber gives William McConnell a low blow…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now opening up a door and he throws William McConnell in to a closet…
Mark:Something is going on in that closet as we hear alot of noise coming out of it…
Rhino:Subway and Megumi Kudo are trying to fight their way out of the worm pit still…
Mark:The closet door has opened and we see William McConnell bleeding…
Rhino:How did he get busted open?
Mark:Its Abdullah The Butcher… He was in the closet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber quickly closes the door on Abdullah as William McConnell rolled out of the closet…
Mark:The Answer looks to have had a piece of his forehead bitten off…
Rhino:Thats just gross Mark…
Mark:It sure is Rhino… Brian Henderson is opening up a door and he sees steps that I believe lead down to the next level…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to use the wall to get up on his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges at Triple H… The Game ducks and Lone Jobber goes face first in to another mirror…
Rhino:Lone Jobber got cut open on the glass as well…
Mark:A door is now opening…
Rhino:Its Brian Henderson…
Mark:Guess that door didnt lead downstairs after all…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is out of the pit as she low blowed Subway before she got of it leaving Subway alone in the pit…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now opens up the door and it smacked Brian Henderson right in the face…
Rhino:Dont stand too close to the door you may get hurt…
Mark:Megumi Kudo sees all the men down she is looking to find the exit so she can get farther ahead on her quest to become the next EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo seems to have found the door that has led to the next floor…
Mark:We see what looks to be a Butcher Room… We are seeing a bunch of bodies hanging from the wall…
Rhino:There doesnt look like there is a way out…
Mark:Triple H has followed her down in to the Butcher Room…
Rhino:Subway has finally made his way in to the room of mirrors that everyone else was and are…
Mark:Triple H and Megumi Kudo are trading shots… Megumi Kudo grabs Triple H by the hair… Triple H blocks and rams her in to one of the bodies hanging in the room…
Rhino:Triple H has picked up a knife…
Mark:The Game is scraping the forehead of Megumi Kudo busting her wide open…
Rhino:She wanted in this match up and she is now paying the price…
Mark:Lone Jobber has made his way down the stairs in to the butcher room and see whats Triple H is doing and is laughing…
Rhino:Subway just open a door and it leads to the outside…
Mark:He doesnt want to go through there…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to find the exit in the Butcher Room…
Mark:Subway finds the right door leaving Henderson and McConnell up in the room of mirrors…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just pulled one of the bodies down and throws it right at Triple H…
Mark:That knocked Triple H backwards in to the wall…
Rhino:Subway is now in the Butcher Room…
Mark:Subway swings the bodies and it his Lone Jobber in the back and then nailed Triple H right in the face as he started staggering around…
Rhino:That worked better than plan…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is really bleeding as she begins crawling around on the floor… Subway stomps right on her fingers…
Rhino:Brian Henderson has found another door on the floor he is on and he looks to be by passing the Butcher Room in to the Room of Barbed Wire Ropes…
Mark:Looks like you have to crawl your way through the wire…
Rhino:Thats crazy…
Mark:William McConnell followed him down as they are both trying to crawl through…
Rhino:Subway is now opening up the fridge and wait a second… Its not the Fridge… Its the escape door…
Mark:Brian Henderson has been caught up in the barbed wire…
Rhino:Thats gotta be ripping at his skin…
Mark:Subway smiles as he sees the Barbed Wire ropes…
Rhino:You can cross it like ropes or you can crawl right underneath it looks like…
Mark:Henderson and McConnell started to crawl underneath… Subway is sucking up the pain and is doing it like ring ropes…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now in the Barbed Wire room leaving Lone Jobber and Triple H fighting it out up in the butchers room…
Mark:Lone Jobber just rammed Triple H’s head in to a hanging body… Subway attire has been cut up as you can see the Barbed Wire ripping at his legs…
Rhino:His thighs are all cut up…
Mark:Subway has made it through first as he now is walking through the door heading down to the next level…
Rhino:What could be instore for him there…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is sliding right underneath the barbed wire…
Rhino:She is so small it is easy for her…
Mark:Subway has now stumbled in to the room of darkness…
Rhino:What can you find in there?
Mark:You have to find a way out in the dark and there is only one way we are told…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has made his way in to the Barbed Wire Room…
Mark:Theres a white light as William McConnell opened up the door as now Subway and William McConnell are in the room of darkness…
Rhino:You can hear loud noises in that room as they try to find there way out…
Mark:ITS LEATHERFACE! A light is shining on him as he is chasing I believe Subway around the room of darkness…
Rhino:It could be anyone he is chasing…
Mark:Megumi Kudo has now appeared in the room of Darkness…
Rhino:Half Dollar is not that far behind…
Mark:Triple H and Lone Jobber are trying to cross the Barbed Wire Room…
Rhino:Everyone is bleeding from some part of their body now…
Mark:All six are now in the room of darkness…
Rhino:Leatherface has disappeared…
Mark:No one can see one another but they are all trying to help one another to escape this room…
Rhino:You can tell they are trying to get out it…
Mark:I think Brian Henderson just said he found the way out of the room…
Rhino:Is he telling the truth?
Mark:You can tell the door is open as you see the light from the hallway…
Rhino:I hear Henderson is screaming…
Mark:Brian Henderson has just fallen down from the room of darkness in to the room of blood…
Rhino:That looks like a thick pool of blood…
Mark:That it is…The rest of the competitors are jumping down… Well some are.. Triple H just shoved someone…
Rhino:I think it was William McConnell he shoved…
Mark:McConnell just went face first in to the blood room…
Rhino:Following the room of blood there is one more level left before you can exit the Haunted House…
Mark:All six are now covered in blood as they are trying to get out of the blood pool…
Rhino:There are things falling from the roof of the floor…
Mark:Subway just got hit in the head with a brick and he now down in the pool of blood…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo and Lone Jobber are trading shots as they try to find the way out of the pool of blood…
Mark:William McConnell swims over to a ledge…
Rhino:The Answer is opening up the door…
Mark:Its HBK!
Rhino:What in the world is he doing in the Haunted House…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has William McConnell and is taking him down a hallway…
Rhino:We saw Shawn Michaels at the Gravesite Earlier and now he at the Haunted House…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has opened up a window and just told William McConnell to Suck It…
Rhino:What is he doing?
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! WILLIAM McCONNEL GOES FLYING OUT THE WINDOW!
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Mark:William McConnell has just fallen out a window three stories high…
Rhino:We need some help for William McConnell as a Medical Crew needs to get down there…
Mark:Triple H has pulled himself up a ledge and is now heading down a hallway down to the 2nd to last floor…
Rhino:Brian Henderson is heading down the same hallway…
Mark:Its not Subway, Kudo and Lone Jobber left in the Blood…
Rhino:Triple H and Brian Henderson have now walked in to the Room of Skulls and Bones…
Mark:There are alot of skelton pieces in this room and now Triple H and Brian Henderson are throwing different bones at each other…
Rhino:They are now having a sword fight with the bones…
Mark:Subway has found his way out of the blood and is now in the room of Skulls and Bones…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo has walked in right behind him…
Mark:Megumi Kudo grabs a large bone and is now choking the life out of Subway…
Rhino:Triple H was just slammed on to a whole pile of skulls and bones by Half Dollar…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now in the room of Skulls and Bones as he is looking around at his surroundings…
Rhino:Lone Jobber sees the door to leave the room…
Mark:Brian Henderson just spear Lone Jobber as he was walking around…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now sticking a bone down the throat of Subway…
Mark:Brian Henderson has opened up a door…
Rhino:Its JASON!
Mark:Jason from the movies is in the Haunted House and he is taking Brian Henderson in to another room…
Rhino:What is he doing with him?
Mark:I have no idea… Lone Jobber is now over at Triple H… GHETTOGREE! NO! Triple H back drops Lone Jobber in to the bones…
Rhino:The Game just saw something hanging from the wall…
Mark:Triple H grabs the arms of Lone Jobber and he has handed cuffed Lone Jobber to the wall…
Rhino:There is no way for Lone Jobber to get out of the Handcuffs…
Mark:Triple H is leaving the Skulls and Bones Room as he heading down to the bottom floor of the Haunted House…
Rhino:It the Giant Maze…
Mark:You need to find the right path through the maze which will lead you to the exit door…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo has made her way down there as well…
Mark:William McConnell has been taken to the hospital… Jason has taken Brian Henderson some where…
Rhino:Subway has spit the bone up as he is now trying to get out of the Skulls and Bones Room…
Mark:Megumi Kudo and Triple H are fighting with each other as they make their way through the Maze…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo just kicked Triple H low…
Mark:Kudo has moved passed Triple H as she takes the left hand turn through the maze…
Rhino:Subway starts his way through the maze… There alot of turns in the maze as you have to make the right decisions as you walk through it…
Mark:Triple H is standing up… Subway just kicked him low as well…
Rhino:Good god that has to hurt…
Mark:Megumi Kudo, Triple H and Subway are all covered in blood as they make their way through the maze…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo just walked in to a dead end…
Mark:Subway takes the right turn where Megumi Kudo made the left… Subway sees a chance to take the lead as he takes a left turn and its the ZOMBIE!
Rhino:The Zombie is choking the life out of Subway…
Mark:Megumi Kudo back tracks and now follows the same path as Subway…
Rhino:Kudo sees Subway getting choked by The Zombie so she makes the right turn…
Mark:Triple H is now starting to catch up to Subway and Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:The Game is following the path of Megumi Kudo and Subway took…
Mark:The Zombie lets Subway go… Triple H has passed him by… Megumi Kudo now has a decision to make of her own…
Rhino:Looks like she is close to the end of the Haunted House…
Mark:Megumi Kudo takes the right turn and is now walking towards the door…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is going to be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:The Door is open… DEAD END!
Rhino:Its a brick wall so Megumi Kudo has to retrace the steps she just made back to where she wants to go…
Mark:Triple H now takes the left turn…
Rhino:Subway is not to far behind…
Mark:Subway spins Triple H around and nailed him with big right hand… Triple H fires right back with a right hand…
Rhino:They are right at the door… As that is the only way out…
Mark:Megumi Kudo charges at both Subway and Triple H… Double Spinebuster by Subway and Triple H…
Rhino:They drove Megumi Kudo right down on to the floor…
Mark:Subway and Triple H now lift her up and throw her over the maze wall back to where she didnt want to be…
Rhino:She is hurting and its going to take her some time to get back to where she needs to be…
Mark:Subway and Triple H are now trying to fight who opens the door…
Rhino:The door is open…
Mark:Subway goes for a Low Blow Kick… The Game catches him and spins him around right in to the spinebuster…
Rhino:Subway is crawling towards the door…
Mark:Triple H slams the door shut on the hands of Subway…
Rhino:Ouch…
Mark:Triple H now opens the door up and now he lifts Subway up… Double Underhook… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:The Game just Pedigree Subway right in to the floor…
Mark:The door is open… Triple H begins walking out…
Rhino:Subway is holding on to the ankle of The Game…
Mark:Triple H with a hard kick to the face of Subway… Subway lets go… TRIPLE H ESCAPES! ITS OVER!
Rhino:Triple H has walked out of the Haunted House still the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:This was the strangest match up in EWA History… But Triple H is still the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Is there anyone who can stop Triple H?
Mark:The King of Kings is still on top of his throne… We are out of time… HAPPY HALLOWEEN EWA! GOOD NIGHT!
About Author
